I want Lyra to abduct and anally rape me while she calls me a big guy
>>29547217
>anally rape me
By this you mean she ties you up and inserts her anus around your penis, right? Not like her penis in your anus? Cuz that's gay.
>>29547217
Does the first one to cum get to stay on her airplane?
I want Lyra to make me her pet
>>29547217
I want Lyra to slam that ass on my cock.
>>29547310
I want Lyra to fart on my face
>>29547324
u-unf
Green when?
I want to be Lyra and become a pretty pet pony against my will
I want to hold hands and have a loving relationship with Lyra.
>>29547254
A LOT OF DENIAL FOR A HARD COCK
>>29547240
>her penis
>not her horn
>>29547240
>you wouldn't let a futa "rape" you
What are you, gay?
>>29547377
I'd rather be cock vored than fucked in the ass by a shemale
>>29547355
>your Master will never shove his fingers into your minty ponut
>>29547358
DELET THIS
>>29547377
what a never ending meme mark
>>29547358
You sick fuck.
>>29547355
>You're dog catcher Anon
>Get a call to catch some dogs
>Them ain't like no dogs you ever done seen
>They're some kinda strange, multicolored, tiny horse-dogs
>When they see you, they scatter, all sprinting in different directions and shouting in some sort of strange horse language
>Fuckin' illegals
>They're probably here to steal hard-working American horse-dog jobs
>One of them doesn't run
>The minty green one
>It's mouth hangs open for a few seconds, before it pulls up into a wide grin
>It bounds happily up to you, talking a mile a minute in its traitorously unamerican tongue
>As it reaches up and braces its hoofers on your hips, you pat its head and say a few words at it until it catches on that you're speaking different languages
>Stooping down on one knee to get a closer look at it, you're immediately assaulted by a fresh wave of wordless affection
>Well, trying to chase down the ones that got away was probably a fruitless endeavor for now
>You'll wait for more tiny horse sightings and try to scoop the rest of them up
>For now, you gotta get minty here back to the shelter
>The cages in the back don't feel appropriate, so you offer it the passenger seat
>It accepts graciously, leaping onto the seat and staring eagerly up at you as you climb into the driver's seat
>It's startled by the sound of the engine, but a quick ear scratch calms it's nerves
>You pull away from the site quickly and head down the road
>Noticing that your mirror is off you adjust it and catch a quick glimpse of a cream colored pony chasing after your truck before it disappears into the distance
>You'll take care of it when the call comes in
>For now, you've got a new guest to get settled in at the shelter
Weird idea I had, not gonna continue it myself.
>>29547217
sauce?
>>29547367
Or perhaps she's wondering why somepony would suck off a human before sticking her marecock in his anus?
>>29549291
>They're probably here to steal hard-working American horse-dog jobs
Holy shit I fucking lost im still laughing.
>>29549291
>Weird idea I had, not gonna continue it myself.
This disappoints me hopefully somebody will pick it up.
Do you have a pastebin I would love to read more of your work.
>>29550338
Derpi
Filters: Everything
artist:shydale, lyra
You're welcome.
>>29547217
>TFW she put her horn in your butt and magically charge your prostate