How intimate are you with your merchandise?

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>we could have a thread about fucking merch
>instead it's this garbage

i sleep with hugging pillows in a purely platonic manner.

>>29547102
I've humped my plushes a few times but never gone all the way because I don't want to ruin them

I snuggle my Dash plush. I don't do anything sexual to it because I have a real mare for that.

>>29547102
>Worst human with worst pony
Many such cases!

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>>29547507
>talkin shit about best horse

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>>29547102
I was going to hot glue my eqg minis but they were too cute, I felt bad and couldn't do it, so then I started replaying show moments instead.

I think I might be gay.

>>29547469
Do tell anon, what's it like?

>>29547507
That isn't Scratch, Anon.

>>29547518
How do you keep them standing?

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>>29547315
Actually, I lost a blindbag pony during some assplay about a week ago, I'm starting to get really woried because she hasn't shown up yet. It was some generic backround pony so I didn't really care at the time.

>>29547523
It feels like having sex with a horse.

>>29547547
blu tack

I can't fucking wait for the stands to release.

>>29547518
>eqg
end
your
life

>>29547102
Plushies? Not very, I'm afraid of drooling on them in my sleep.
Everything else I look at with adoration.

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>>29547566
>being this mad

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>>29547559
Next time you get tack, look for the red stuff.
You can have more fun with it.

>>29547609
>le ebin maymays exdee
kill yourself

>>29547609
>being proud of enjoying the taste of diarrhea spewed directly down your gullet

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>>29547638
>>29547652
is there a school holiday tomorrow?

>>29547610
I will heed your advice, mighty one.

If I ever get an acceptable camera I will make stories with my minis and post them here.

>>29547660
You have shit taste, anon. Also, quit projecting.

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>>29547518
All the new ones coming out will drain my wallet, I hope they don't drop all at once.

>>29547708
Why is there a picture of her as a pony on the box if she's not a pony?

>>29547702
Eqg is the future of mlp whether you like it or not

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>>29547674
It comes in handy to pack it in the joints too, so you can pose them a little easier, but yes, those stands would be amazing.
Pinkie has a heavy head.

>>29547102
I snuggle with my 4de Twilight plushie to sleep some nights, and usually kiss it to sleep too most every night. Nothing sexual, but it always feels nice inside to love on it as if it were her.

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>>29547717

>>29547715
dunno, all the new ones have pony pictures on the boxes

>>29547721
Tell me Anon, how dead inside do you feel when you snap back to harsh cold reality and realize she's not real?

>>29547720
>picture
Well that's certainly creative, I like it.

>>29547729
I really don't mind too much since I accept it'll never happen. It's just nice to be able to snuggle and love on something like that. Dwelling on what can't be wouldn't accomplish much anyway.

>>29547738
oh not this shit again, i bet she doesnt even know the proper dosage of skub

>>29547741
Do you have any pets? Get a mare. They're awesome.

>>29547738
>>29547749
fuck you and your skub

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>>29547721
>Just one plushie.

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>>29547738
>skubposter
MODS, BAN THIS FILTH!!!!

>>29547739
>Get the camera just right.
>It falls over.
>Take picture just as the clouds cover the sun.
My life is pain.

>>29547754
I'd rather not have to watch over a pet again as cool as it is to own one. Having a dog as a kid was awesome till we had to put him down cause of his age, and I'd rather not deal with the mess a pet brings.

>>29547762
This is gonna sound really autistic, but I don't think I could buy another plush knowing I won't be able to give it any kind of love like the one I have right now. Any place I'd use to display another is currently taken by something else anyway.

>>29547778
feels bad man

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>>29547762
Nothing more comfy than lying on the bed with the mane 6 and watching cartoons or browsing 4chins.

>>29547857
>And then AJ's hat jabs you in the eye.

>>29547102
>Calling your waifu merchandise
You don't deserve to have a pone waifu.
Also die in a fire

>>29547102
My plushies are for snuggles only.

>>29547723
Not b8 m8
Just sharing my opinion

>>29548098
>My plushies are for snuggles only.
what are you, gay?

>>29548405
>Not just snuggling your plushies or occasionally sleeping with them in your arms.
Shit's comfy.

>>29547102
I mostly keep my ponies around while I'm doing other things, but sometimes I hug them and brush out their manes and tails.

>>29547518
That's not gay. That's love.

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I cuddle with Chrysalis every night

>>29547469
the part of me that isnt totally consumed by this fandom is telling me to run byut the rest reall wants to know what its like

>>29549729
Do it faggot

>>29549707
8/10 would cuddle the bug.

>>29549973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtqIxGzwSuw
>Not using the musical.

>>29547518
>I was going to hot glue my eqg minis but they were too cute, I felt bad and couldn't do it
same here, but once I got my mug, I was goaded into doing it
I washed them off thoroughly and told them it would never happen again

>>29547547
at first I had to pose them very carefully, then quickly take a picture
I even got one to stand on one leg
I made stands for mine just the other day

>>29547559
>>29547610
I'll have to get some as well
what is the exact name of said "red tack"?

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>>29550038
Called X-treme mounting putty.

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>>29550110
ty, the pose-ablilities will be endless!

>>29550138
One pack will last you years, I don't think it ever actually hardens.

>>29550138
>>29550145
Something's hardening and it's not putty

>>29550150
What would happen if some poor innocent EQG doll lost their dress?

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>>29550165
Dash appears
[lesbian noises play]

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You sick fuck.

>>29550165
My dick would harden.
Humiliation and clothing loss is my fetish.

>>29548877
>implying the teenage mutant ninja turtles are not the shit.
but yeah people who just refer to all the youth chronophilias as pedophila are not worth listening to.

>>29550485
>What fucking job even needs a gender studies degree?
Ruining a gay persons book deal and getting his twitter banned?

A real conservative would throw out EqG trash because Mexicans like it. Pony or nothing, or you have to leave.

>>29550542
Mexicans only like donkeys like Octavia...

>>29550544
EqG does way better in the third world than the US.

I don't cuddle with my plushies at night but I hug them sometimes. I also pose my plastic figures.

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So yeah, lets get back on that pony talks eh?

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>>29550662
>pic related

>>29547782
>I don't think I could buy another plush knowing I won't be able to give it any kind of love like the one I have right now
I can relate. I bought a cheap Chinese knockoff because the idea of buying a plush seemed too silly to me and I didn't want to spend too much money on it. Now I hug it every day and I kinda regret not having bought a better plush, a 4DE at least. But I don't want to buy another plush and dump the one I currently have, it feels just wrong.

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>>29550038
>and told them it would never happen again
Yes anon, I'm sure you can resist those urges, especially with all the new minis cumming out, don't worry, I'm sure it's never going to happen again.

I sleep with a used Pinkie Pie doll that i found on Goodwill. I could save money and buy a plushie but work and bad hygiene makes me avoid it. I don't want to have a plushie that must be cleaned every three days.

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>>29552496

Pic related is the used toy.

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I stuck my rarity brushable in my pussy once

Has anyone really came on their toys or is this just a rumor?

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>>29553594
>just a rumor?
Where do you think we are, anon?