Would you?

>>29546650
Make it $5 and you got yourself a deal

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>>29546650
Haggle? Yes, I'm not paying more than 8 bucks for a handy.

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>>29546650
Nah I'd visit OP's mom, she's cheaper

Oooh, ANOTHER eqg thread? t-t-t-tell me we didn't kick a hornets nest

>>29546657
"Look, five dollars for a handjob is the best you're gonna get!"

>>29546658
the other 2 goes towards the soothing skin cream your gonna need after she Indian Burns your dick from her super speed

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>>29546717
>>29546723

>>29546650
Sure. I could use ten bucks

>inb4 no hooves xD
Kill yourselves hoof fags.

>>29547201
hey xxxhomosimpsonxxxx, put this badass in your next ebic shitpost compilation

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>>29546650
Would a Sonic Rainjob cost more than a hundred bucks?

>>29547245
that sounds...messy

>>29547304
At least you won't die like you would during a Shimjob.

>no hooves

>>29546650
I would

but I don't have ten dollars ;_;

>>29547613
You can always give someone a handjob for ten bucks, then you have enough!

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>>29546650
How about instead she ravages me like a bitch for the low, low price of a small loan of a million dollars?

>>29546657
>>29546658
>>29547047
Spot the jews

>>29548861
I found him

>>29546650
I don't have a bean for you to flick

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>>29546650
Ten bucks! Who the hell charges eight bucks for a handjob? I'm taking my five bucks and spending it on Ponker!

>>29546650
>tfw Rainbow Dash will never give you one of her patented Sonic Rainboom Nutbusting Handies: 20 second guarentee

>>29546650
Smile at OPs untimely death? Yes.

>>29546650
Easiest 10 bucks i'd ever spend. Makes me wonder how cheap the whole package is

>>29550362
>>29546650
>tfw no lube deathgrip masturbated as kid
>tfw now have trouble getting off in actual sex
>tfw love to jerk it as fast and tight as possible now
Take my $10

I am not gonna pay to see you jerking off.

>>29550396
this I dont know where you fuckers come from but that is some pretty cheap prostitution.
not that I would allow my penis anywhere near her crusty cunt.

>>29546650
What's the scenario, and where are we?

Always better to understand the situation before doing something you might regret. Like her.

>>29550462
Lets assume it's just like the movie and that we are at camp. The situation is up in the air at that point.