Why is Twilight so much cuter as a mud pony?
>>29539641
because she isn't
t. Earth Ponyfag
>>29539641
Because she's a useless mud pony.
>"I'm here for that book."
>"Ok one second!"
>25 minutes of watching a hoofed quadruped awkwardly try to clime a ladder later she realizes it's on the other shelf.
"I could just come back later if-"
>"NO, I can handle this!"
>15 minutes later she gives it to you the book complete with teeth marks and slobber.
>"Hey before you go your not any good at tying nooses are you?"
>You slap the bits on the counter and get the fuck out of there quick.
>>29539653
Pretty much
Pinkie and AJ are my fave horses but Twifggle looks better as a unicorn.
W-wait...
Fuck....
>>29539653
>>29539738
> not wanting to pet this
Nope!! DELET THIS!!
If you had to choose between mud pone Twilight and alicorn Twilight, would you unloadyour only two shotgun shells on one to double-tap, or would you use one on each?
Now tell me how this makes you feel.
>>29539641
Because you don't want a waifu with a sharp horn. She could stab you unintentionally when you hug her. Hornless ponies are best ponies.And pegasi are bestest ponies.
>>29540013
A cushy government job beats the hell out of being doomed to low paying manual labor.
>>29539773
That's a meme
>>29539641
>no horn
>>29539641
>No magic
Being a unicorn is one of the reasons I waifued my waifu
>>29539641
>Why is Twilight so much cuter as a mud pony?
>caring
Twilight is cute no matter what kind of poner she is. Get out of here you heretic.
>>29540022
I like this nigger.
>>29539641
No silly gimmicks
No easy way to do anything.
Personality is first and foremost.
Has to try extra hard to do stuff.
And when cute things try extra hard. It just makes them that much cuter.
>>29539996
Two into the ali, duh.
>>29539773
Is this a meme?
>>29539641
Earth pony Twilight?
>>29539641
hes not
>>29539724
It's like a guy in a wheel chair.
I like this.
>>29539641
So who's this cyber-goth bitch?
>>29543404
This.