So the gf went through the video history on my phone that I forgot to clear after I got drunk. She wanted to look at my porn so she can figure out what she could do better in bed. I found this out because she said to me the morning after that she couldn't do that because
>"I'm not a unicorn with a penis."
Followed by
>"Now I know what you meant by what you watch for porn and what you want in bed are not the same thing!"
And then she laughed. All in all, I don't believe she gives a shit. Pretty pissed about her going through my phone though, but she has a habit of doing it and it'a my fault for not clearing it at all this week.
Anyone else dodge a bullet of pony-related shenanigans?
>>29538545
>power level thread
>starts off by being a total fucking normalfag
Leave my board right now you actual scum.
>>29538545
>heh, gf probs, mirite guise?
Get the fuck out
>>29538545
>So the gf
>gf
Stopped reading there.
>>29538551
/r9k/ ------>
>>29538562
>implying /mlp/ is not /r9k/ but with ponies
Back to >>>/soc/
Learn to crossboard link you newfag.
>>29538566
/mlp/ is /a/ with ponies.
>>29538545
it's your fault for being a faggot, either liking futas or stallions
>>29538572
/mlp/ is /co/ with ponies
/mlp/ is a 4chan board for ponies.
>>29538558
ANGRY NEET HORSE.jpg
>>29538602
/co/ is /a/ with cartoons.
>>29538545
I can hardly believe you need pics of horse cocks when you have a gf. If you do, you
1 need a gf who has a dick
2 need a gf who has a bigger dick than your current gf
3 need a bf too in your bi relationship
4 need a bad dragon in your relationship
5 are a retarded loser
6 must kill yourself
>>29538914
You got something against masturbation, /pol/fag?
>>29538545
>>29538962
>supporting to go gay/bi
>/pol/
Lurk more newfag
>>29538602
>>29538566
>>29538572
All of you are niggers. /mlpol/ islgbt with ponies
>>29539381
Only if OP sticks around.
>>29538566
Dubs reveal the truth
/mlp/ is basically /lgbt/ but less straight and is basically /k/ but less gay
>>29539831
Specialized furfags except with self-awareness.