Princess Applejack

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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
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Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:>>29495094

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Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing

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And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

First for you are all wonderful people I greatly enjoyed spending those last few years with together.

>>29537691
Thank you for stepping up to do the solemn NEW THREAD duty at this strange hour.

>>29537745
You too buddy, and considering I'm usually on thread watch throughout the night, it's not really an issue. On the plus side, I planted my first tree! My first time OP'ing a /pa/ thread!

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Pinkie Preview Prophecies

>Applejack may have to choke a bitch.
>Sometimes I curse in Spanish.
>Rarity is pretty soft.
>Harry has a stimulating conversation with Angel Bunny...probably.
>Celestia and Luna play with little candy versions of themselves.
>Octavia drops the bass.
>Applebloom went the distance and she's not going going to stop.
>glasses fanservice!

>>29537745
Awww, you too.

>>29537769
Good job!

OOCO
>AJ
“Celestia”
~~~

>Tia? Gotta question.

“And I have a place you can go. Ohhh, it’s down in the river where the bubbles do flow, and with a rock and a chain a down you will go, oh poor old Applejack she’s never seen again, but that’s okay because my freedom I win!”

>Ah’ll give you points for the country tune, but Ah’m not from that part of Equestria, we do more folksy style songs than we do swing style.

“I don’t know what any of that means.”

>Respect, Ah’ lay ya’ ta’ rest. And as such, Ah’m gonna resume the question Ah’ was considering letting slide.

“Curses!”

>Mah’ question is, why didn’t any doctors in Ponyville know how to deal with Poison Joke? A dang newbie-and Ah’ say that with kindness to a friend, knew more about it than the doctors that lived there, why? It grows a literal short walk away from our dang town, but nobody could treat it?

“I don’t know, why didn’t you know about it if it was right next to your town?”

>We never go in Everfree, but you all used to live out there.

“Drat, I was hoping to weasel out of this one. Alright, tell me where your doctor got his diploma, and I’ll review if magical ailments needs to have a more robust course or at least send a guidebook to be issued to every medical center. I thought it was up to date, but clearly it needs a revision, thanks for bringing this to my attention.”

>Oh.

“Oh?’

>That just sounds like a reasonable fix.

“That was what I was going for.”

>It’s just, that seems like it’s a basic mistake that you’re fixing.

“Which is good.”

>It’s just-

“You want to say it, don’t you?”

>Can Ah’?

“If you must.”

>It’s all yer’ fault it took this long!

“Feel better?”

>No.

“Then you didn’t really win, did you?”

>Now Ah’ feel bad.

“And yet again, it’s all my fault. Mmmm.”

>You win this round, Sunhorse.

"I'll savor it while it lasts."

>>29538001
Oh good, we can post again!

This place is a mess.

NC
>FS
“???”
‘???’
~~~~

>And welcome everyone to another episode of Fantastically Fixing Friendships, Featuring Fluttershy. It’s during this time content doesn’t matter, but what is in the heart always will. Our next guests are quite the nightowls, but maybe they need to give more of a hoot. Please welcome Pacific Glow and Azure Velour.

“I’ll give you a hoot here, go hoot yourself!”

‘What does that even mean?’

“You’d know if you actually partied with us like you said you would!”

‘I was busy! I can’t revolve my whole life around partying!’

“I don’t even know you anymore!”

>Now, Pacific, can it be you’re being unreasonable to expect her life to revolve around just what you like?

“We’ve always been about the nightlife, she got me into the nightlife, and now she’s just barely even there!”

‘I’m just… busy.’

>Azure, you’re being very vague, that can lead to trust issues. Maybe you should be more direct, and then she’d understand better?

‘...My mom’s been partying again.’

“OH MY GOSH! Azure, why didn’t you tell me?”

‘You know why! I’m sorry, I just didn’t want you to have to waste your nights with me, holding up her hair and keeping her from collapsing because she can’t handle it, but won’t accept it! She’s just pushing herself to collapse and I’m not having fun, I’m a babysitter for my own mom. I didn’t want you to go through that.’

“Azure… you know I wouldn't mind. Maybe I can talk to her, she might listen if it’s from an outside source.”

‘I don’t know.’

“But if not, it’s easier to carry a lightweight if there’s two, isn’t it?”

‘Yeah, I guess so.’

>See? Honesty can sometimes lead you to the answers you were too afraid to have.

‘I’m sorry, Glowsticks.’

“Me too, Zuzu.”

>…andsocanmakingupbyshowingherhowtoreallyparty-

“What?”

>Just that this is all the time we have today. As always, stay kind.

>>29537769
Your nobility will not be forgotten.

Ducking 4chan pulling this shit in the middle of the night...

>>29538100
What's going to happen when she actually gets a married couple?

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, but our content doesn't.

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm the grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main segment...PINKIE'S DREAMHOUSE!!!
*beep*

>...what was that?

"What was what?"
*beep*

>That!

'...I don't hear anything.'
*beep*

>It's a beeping sound. You girls don't hear it?

"...nope"

'Nope...'
*beep*

>What is that?

"You're losing it, Pinkie. We don't hear anything."

'Technically, she never had it, so it's not new.'
*beep*

>I swear I can hear a beeping sound!

"She's gone Loco."

'Loco in the coco.'
*beep*

>Hmmm...that's all the time we have now, but maybe I'll find out what the beeping sound is.

>"'Byyyyyye!!!"'
*beep*

>>29538338
Called it!

>>29537769
Oh man, I remember back in the early double digit threads when all I did was plant trees... good times, felt great.

>>29538001
I like that, the switch was real.

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Actually now that I think about it, its more like tending the tree than planting one... mhm.

ANYWAY!

How does everyone feel about a Sunny upgrade!?

>>29538474
Chub pony a cute!

>>29538474
Way too adorable for a deiciddal madmare

>>29538474
Bet you money this was all she ate when she got rich. Guaranteed.

>>29538474
A! Cute!

>>29538474
I know what you're doing Schmoe, trying to distract us with cuteness! Its working obviously, but I know!

>>29538474
INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!

>>29537769
I planted my first tree/ first time OP'ing a /pa/ thread!

That's such an amazing metaphor.

>>29538474
...whenever you post something positively adorable or endearing, I get afraid something bad will happen to that character in the story.

>>29538474
Why are you showing us this? What's gonna happen?

Schmoe? SCHMOE? What's going to happen!?

What do you know!?

>>29538599

Well then if that is the case, Two is getting positively destroyed at some point... Note to self get cuter and begin work on the 'A-2'

>>29538682
I know nothing! I see nothing! But I predict and assume a great many things!

Also look at those positive messages! I obviously didn't use a cute image to put you all at ease and distract you first, that would be silly! There is absolutely no way I'm getting ready to rustle somebody's Jimmy Johns with my ideas! Cute ponies for everyone!

>>29538757
SCHMOE

>>29538474
Daw. I want to hug her fluffy tummy.

So, just to clear up one final thing, sunset has a scar right? We didn't just play it off as a discoloration in her coat now right?

>>29538824
Yes, she still has the scar. It's beneath her coat, but she rubs it all the time, so it's still there.

I don't know how visible it is, though, she's fluffy.

>>29538824
A-Applejack has a s-scar too...

That makes them relevant, right?

>>29538824
Its still a nasty looking scar. Schmoe, be a friend, be my /pa/l and give us a clue. Should we be worried?

>>29537691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZAD7W3M4zc

>>29538861
...applejack has a scar?

OOCO
>SA
“Chrysalis’
~~~

>…Annnndd-

“CONSWAMABAMA!”

>There it is!

“Shiny! I need help.”

>Welcome to my life these past years.

“No, really, I need help, I think I found my great aunt, and I need help with this.”

>Holy shit! Another changeling Queen!? You’ve finally found another changeling to add to the list?! This is huge! This is amazing! This is a total game changer! Imagine what you could accomplish with another powerhouse… or the horrors she can create. We have to get to them, now!

“Not going to be an issue, she can’t move.”

>…Is she-

“She’s dead, yeah.”

>You’ve played this game before and I ended up with hoofprints on my kidneys.

“Actually dead, as in, she was buried by a volcanic eruption. Apparently some folks are excavating the area and well, I saw some signs.”

>I don’t even want to know. What did this one do?

“Ephemeroptera. was horny. Really, really, really horny.”

>Not to sound racist, but I kind of expect that from your kind.

“No, seriously. Everything that moved, even before she ascended.”

>Is that odd?

“Super odd, but nessecary.”

>Oh?”

“High turnover rate.”

>…Which means-

“Which means that these guys went through lines faster than you can say ‘Wanna go into the alley? Ephemeropteroidea, Palaeoptera and Pterygota all were born and ascended within ten years.”

>Holy shit!

“Yeah, they were weird. You’d swear they never even ate, but they lived such exciting lives. Birth to death in no time at all, so they literally never stopped partying and hooking up.”

>…There’s something profound here. Profound… and a little beautiful.

“Until they decided to get drunk and passed out in the path of an active volcano.”

>And it’s gone.

“Soooo?”

>So I’ll order a ‘matter of national security’, Celly will go with it.

“I thank you.”

>…So?

“So, before you get to that-“

>Please-

“MESSING UP SHINY’S PAPPPPEERRRS!”

>Do-I deserved this

>>29538857
>>29538862
Thanks a bunch!

>>29538861
I did my part with Alterjack to make AJ relevant, don't get your hopes up for anything else from me for a while. I drew the horse, its the writers job to chose what direction to guide her.

>>29538862
A clue, huh? Alright, I give you a good one.

One was bad and three was neat, but combining the two will turn up the heat.

~The Magic of Friendship can turn the tide, a power of love, mighty and fine.

But just like a coin it has two sides, its not something just for yours or mine.~

>>29538899
Back in Cordecyps Gone Hot, AJ got zapped with a mushroom laser beam, but was just able to hold it off from taking her over wholly

She did this by barricading herself in her office and remaining there for the entirety of the arc until the ending sequence which was itself pretty cool but still unfortunate that for the majority of the arc she just sat in her office and moped

>>29538950
I don't remember a scar being left behind.

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>>29538934
I'm actually anxious, like seriously, I have the heavy breathing thing going on. I think it was better when I didn't have an inkling.

>>29539026
Foresight is a curse Anon, its blurry and you can only see so far ahead of your own face. But you wanted a clue, its more your fault than mine... Which is funny cause I'm not done drawing yet and you'll have to keep waiting.

What did we learn?

>>29538923
Useless powers!

>>29539053
I know right!? Its been so long!

>>29539040
That you might be the evilest one of us?

>>29539040
This. >>29539063

>>29538991
I do

>>29539053
>>29539060

I miss those early threads, Chrysalis teaching Shiny and usually hurting herself in the process was great!

>>29538991
There wasn't, we pitched it but it would have made a plot hole considering how Corrdy healed everyone else it touched and didn't leave any marks on anyone else despite being wayyyyy more taken over.

>>29539096
Spike would've been more scarred than AJ, and he's never had one.

It was just an idea we vetoed, that's what he's thinking of. Like Cadence getting so drunk she's smart.

>>29539088
They lasted well into the early 100s, and I wouldn't mind them coming back.

... with AJ?

>SA
“AJ”
“Celestia’
~~~

‘She really just said ‘meh’?’

>She did.

“Ah’ did.”

‘Blasphemy! Of the highest order, I say to you, blaspheme! And I would know, being divinity and all.’

“Just cause a couple losers worship yer’ ass don’t mean Ah’ need to pray to you.”

>I wish ponies worshipped my ass…

‘And they do that, have you never heard ‘Celestia as my witness?’

“Thought you said ta’ stop usin’ yer’ name like that?”

‘It helps me in this argument so it’s okay.’

>SHHH!

“Don’t shush us cause we won’t take the bait and talk about yer’ dang rear. It’s a nice little thing, Ah’ like it. There, ya’ happy now?”

>Eeee! But no, it’s starting.

“This is the good one, right?”

>They’re all good ones. Except the newer ones. And the newest newsest one.

“What’s wrong with it?”

>It’s exactly like the old ones.

“…”

>SHHH! It’s starting!

“Finally, Ah’ can see what all the fuss is about….”

>…

‘…’

“…”

>…

‘…’

“…This is-“

>This is the porn version again, yeah.

‘Who labels these damn theaters!?’

“…Can we just watch this?”

>No! You must have your nerd awakening! An actual nerd awakening, not awakening to the causal movie with awakening in the title.

“Awww.”

>We’re leaving!

‘…You all go on ahead-‘

>NOW!

‘Awww.’

Naaaah, its always been their thing, throwing AJ in for relevance is just kinda... Cheap. Instead of giving her a new interesting thing we'd be throwing her into an old thing so she can coast on their vibes.

And as much as I like AJ and Chrysalis, I still feel a bit of strain between them.

>>29539134
Poor Celly, but on the other hand it keeps her from melting chairs wherever she may be.

>>29539134
These three legitimately have the best chemistry. I love them.

>>29539185
And the trauma of watching their ruler flick the bean in public...

>>29539159
KInd of like forcing a love life on Spike, it just isn't built to last without the proper set up. He literally never even talked to anybody about it.

>>29539382
Yep, honestly Spike and Rarity had better chemistry and history.

>>29539382
NC
>Celestia
“Spike”
~~~

>Spike, sweetie? I heard you were having trouble with mares.

“Wow, okay, not comfortable.’

>I just thought you’d like some help with it!

“Nnnope. No, no! NO NO NO! We are not doing this!”

>I was just thinking you could practice your pickup lines, is all! Are you calling them pretty enough?

“I want none of this! None! None of this!”

>Maybe you need to show more interest in them.

“NONE! I want out, and I’m willing to literally bite the bullet to get it!”

>Or maybe you need to stop being such a little sissy and just go up and tell that mare you want to get with her instead of dancing around it like a little baby.

“I am literally a baby dragon!’

>You know what I’m hearing? Excuses. You know what I’m not hearing? “Oh wow, Rarity! That feels amazing!”

“Why would you even be listening to that?! How is every other word making this so much worse!? The more I think, the less okay this becomes!”

>Now, I’m not going to help you with that part-

“GOOD! VERY GOOD! THIS IS NOT OKAY!”

>-but I do have an educational video!

“THIS IS WORSE!”

>Now, take notes.

“The only notes I’m taking are how to eat my own head-is that Shining and Cadence?”

>I call it, vanilla with a twist.

“…I’m out.”

BLAM!

>Well at least someone got something hard shoved down their throat!

>>29539456
NC
>Twilight
“Spike”
~~~

>So I heard you needed help with mares-

“YOU HEARD LIES!”

>It’s okay! It’s a very natural part of a dragons life, probably!

“You don’t know!”

>And it’s probably totally safe and even pleasurable for her too, probably!

“None of this is information that is helpful!”

>So, I brought pictures. Now, obviously, these are mockups, since I don’t actually have any detailed references, but from what I saw when I walked in on you in the bathroom-

“You said you erased that!”

>This is pretty close!

“That’s not even-wait, didn’t you have a book on dragons, with dick sizes, and even how our mating habits were?”

>Spike, that’s stupid, if I don’t have any books on any dragon biology, how the fuck would I know how they have sex or what the normal dick, which is normally hidden, looks like?

“…but you had that. You had that book! Rarity and AJ looked at it and got all weird!”

>Oh, right.

“…”

>…Look, Spike, sometimes, we just want to be funny. Stop being so serious.

“WHAT!?”

>Now, I’m going to get back to describing how my little brother can have sex-

“THIS ONE BETTER WORK!”

BLAM!

>Of course it won’t.

>>29539566

NC

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>Now Spike, ah heard you're havin mare prob-

"Oh fuck this!"

BLAM!

>...That was my good hat.

BLAM!

>>29539566
>One off

So close!

>Luna
“??”
~~

>…Why is the bathroom so far away?

Luna squinted as tightly as she could, but it didn’t make things any better. Her long journey to the bathroom had finally come to an end, and now she found herself lost, and unsure which direction she had come from.

>This is… what a loooad of silly. This is very… no, verily wrong! Yes, that sounds more right. Tee hee, verily.

She stumbled, sticking close to the wall to keep herself steady, and of course knocking over every vase or decoration on the way.

>Ow.

Crash!

>Ow.

Crash!

>Ow.

Crash!

>Waaiit.

Crash!

>Getting better!

Crash!

>Ow.

It was a long trip, and it was only going to get longer when she realized she was going the wrong way.

>We art making progress!... But not art, sadly. We can paint, we need to get back into that.

“MAJESTY!”

The lunar princess jumped, and literally. Her back smashed the lamp above her into the ceiling, raining down glass along with her as she fell legs akimbo to the ground.

“M-majesty?”

>We’re okay!

She hopped back to her hooves, wobbly but standing. Her red eyes searched around until they finally landed on their target, a confused bat-pony watching her with worried eyes.

>YOU!

Her dramatic pointing got her a lot of shakes and a worried bow, but nothing else.

>…Did you need something? Because we don’t have any chips. We’re out. Ate every one of them. Just… took a chip and ate it!

Nothing was added to the miming, but it made her giggle.

1/2

>>29539942

“Er, no, Majesty. We just were looking to remind you of the press conference, but I guess we’re cancelling that-“

When her Princess let out the longest, loudest gasp she’d ever heard, she paused. When that same princess slammed her hooves into her cheeks and bugged out her vein filled eyes, she felt she would have been better off just letting the princess forget.

>MOTHER OF MOTHER, THE THING! We completely forgot! OH BLAST THE STARS IN THE NIGHT, WE CANNOT LET TIA KNOW WE FAILED AGAIN! WORRY NOT, OUR SUBJECTS, WE’RE COMING! AWWWAAAAAAYYYYyyyyyyy…

She tore off, her wings wide though not flapping as they knocked down everything in her reckless charge.

“…Majesty, they’re over that way-OH SHIT!”

The guard wasn’t fast enough, and soon met her trampling at Luna’s hooves.

>ONWARRRRRRRrrrdd…

The princess left her guard lying there, twitching, in pain, full of hoofmarks and questioning life choices.

“…I need to ask about moving to dusk shift.”

>>29539949
>Luna giving a press conference while blazed

Yes yes yes yes

>>29539642
At some point he has to run out of bullets or extra lives! Let's see which comes first!

>>29538950
She didn't mope, she literally battled her inner demons.

>>29540335
So... moping. Or at most brooding, the next level of moping.

>>29539566
>>…Look, Spike, sometimes, we just want to be funny. Stop being so serious.
Replace Spike with anon and that's what I wanna say when stuff gets looked into too deeply.

>>29540335
And this. She suffered through a mentality wave of torment, and overcame.

>>29540411
>Or at most brooding

She's not brooding if she's literally trying not to be tempted by an all encompassing evil force that wants her to give in to the control trying to take over her mind and turn her into a creature like the rest of the world. If she'd gone brooding, she literally would have just become on of them.

>>29540412
>that's what I wanna say when stuff gets looked into too deeply.

I wrote that, and to that I say, no sir. No. It was a joke, but do not take it literally or use for justification for 'not thinking so hard about it'. That's the antithesis to everything I like about stories and everything good that has ever been made.

No sir. No!

>>29540119
If he gets 100 coins, does it start over?

>>29540459
Ha, you say that, /pa/l, but I've written a number of comedy stories that some anons have dug into and turned what made me laugh into a headache due to seeing what was never there. I don't mind it from time to time but it does happen. Glad it's never happened to you apparently.

>>29540534
It's happened, especially with one or two of my Chrysalis stuff. Even when I just wanted her to be doing something silly someone would point out something that made me realize it made no sense and was OOC, but that's a good thing. I want that, even with silly stories, because if they looked further into it than they were interested enough to look. You know how many things roll off without comment because people just don't care about it? I don't want that, I want to know even if I'm just making a joke someone cares enough to point it out, and if I'm really lucky someone will actually make fun of it with a story, because that always makes me feel better and lets us have fun with our fuckups instead of just telling everyone to ignore it.

No sir!

>>29540573
Enough already.

>PJ
"Fizzle"
~~~~

It was so hot.

>SHIT!

The entirety of the path behind PJ was nothing but fire. She flew as fast as she could and as far as she could, but the labyrinth never seemed to end. She always found another path and it was never enough. The dragon, Fizzle, was always behind her, always there and chasing her down. Breathing fire or slashing with his glowing claws, it was relentless and it was without mercy.

"GRRAAGGHHHH!"

She could see anger in his eyes in the brief times he stopped to take a breath or to let loose more flames. He was hungering for her end, she could honestly feel the threat of him trying to kill her, and she began to regret ever coming here.

>Just had to break your damn word, didn't you...

Her hooks buried into another wall and pulled her just out of reach of his fire faster than even her wings could have flown. Every time she found a fork in the road she nearly blacked out from the sudden jerking angle a solid ninety degrees. She had been lucky, and was fully aware that if she'd tried the same maneuvers without their assistance, she'd have long since crashed into every wall going by now. This was the one thing keeping her alive.

>Miracle of technology!

"GRAAGGHHH!"

The dragon had no such problems. He'd decided to forgo even attempting such tight turns, and instead whenever a turn came up, he simply smashed through the corners of the walls and shaved off even more precious distance between them. He was unstoppable, unbreakable, and she knew her time was running out.

>Alright then... this had better work.

With a prayer to every soul who could ever care about her in the Hivemind to give her knowledge, she sped her way towards the next fork in the path, and with a shaking hoof brought out her blades.

"GRRAGGHHH!"

Just as she had before, she fired off her left grappling hook the moment she was clear of the wall, and let it pull her.

"GRAGGGH!"

Or at least that's the way she made it seem.

>Gotcha.

1/4

>>29540820

With one swift movement she unbuckled that grappling gear, letting it fly down the hall alone and without her. Just as expected, the wall in the path she would have taken exploded inwards as the dragon charged through it, fully expecting to see his prey in front of him again.

"AAAGGHHHH!"

He did not expect the hook to bury itself into his back.

>Come here, big boy! Give PJ a hug!

He certainly did not expect to hear the whirring of her one remaining gear screech as it closed in on him from behind.

"S-shit!"

His claws came up just in time, acting on sound and instinct alone to guess where the source of the swinging object behind him was coming. His training and guesswork proved true, and the energy in his claws sparked wildly as a deadly blade collided with them. He closed down and gripped with all his might, keeping her from pulling it back when she saw her attack had failed

"Get offf!"

Her attempts to wiggle the blade loose proved fruitless, and soon it was the only thing holding her steady when he started to thrash around like a wounded animal, banging into the walls and letting out waves of flames that couldn't quite reach her, no matter how long he craned his long next.

>Oh come on, don't even pretend this is the first time someone's been on your back and penetrating you!

His growls suddenly turned feral and his roars became more bestial. The thrashing took on a new life, moving on to wildly swinging back his free claws and snapping his jaws at the changeling just out of reach.

>Okay, no gay jokes! Learning together! We are learning together and we could totally get along and-

His cheeks suddenly puffed out, and the hooves on his back felt as if she was standing right on top of a hot stove.

>-and wow look at the time gotta go!

2/4

>>29540825

She dislodged just in time, forced to abandon her hook and her blade in favor of slashing the wire free with her free hoof, and tearing off on wing powers alone. The enraged dragon didn't even know she was gone, too consumed by his own anger and need to see her burn to even look back. His maw opened wide and he jerked his head forwards, flames rolled out along the ground in wave after red hot wave that consumed the hallway and spilled out into the rooms surrounding him. All was bathed in his red flames, and nothing escaped his attack.

>HOLY SHIT!

Nothing except one very lucky, very fast little bug with a penchant for survival.

"...You ready to quit yet, you little bitch?"

The smug words were matched by an even more smug face, and the sickening sound of claws clicking against claws. The energy inside of them had long since gone out, leaving them white as the rest of him, but they looked no less dangerous.

>Quit?

She floated back to the ground, keeping her stance defensive and her wings buzzing to take off at a moment's noticed. She glared when she neared the ground, never touching down to the red hot cinders that had replaced previously solid flooring.

>I haven't even started yet.

His smirk grew even more smug, and flames slipped out from between his fangs.

"Oh yeah? Cause from where I'm looking, you're pretty much fucked."

>I haven't used all of my tricks yet.

The fire in his mouth rolled as his smile grew wicked, giving his voice the tone of rumbling coals when he spoke again.

"Let's see it."

>If you insist.

His jaw snapped wide open, and what would be an inescapable wall of flames nearly reduced her to nothing. Would be, and nearly, if they'd ever reached her at all.

>ZAP ZAP ASSHOLE!

3/4

>>29540831

The power was shoved right back into his mouth, and the flames with it, by the glowing green blast of her magic. He choked, his eyes bugging out and his roar turning into a gurgle of pain and hissing steam. His claws snapped around his own throat as he gagged and wheezed, gurgling with spit and blood as he heaved in pain. He stumbled back, barely able to stay standing, when another blast knocked him right off his feet.

>LASERS BABY! WE HAVE THEM!

He lie twitching on the ground, but she was taking no chances. Instantly her blade was poised, aimed, and she was diving straight to finish this off without another moments notice.

>FUCK!

She was still too late.

"F-fuck you.."

His voice was barely audible over the sound of crackling electricity that made the changeling convulse. His claw, now glowing a sharp cerulean and sparking with lightning that danced between his fingers, stayed right on her and fed the full force of his attack right into the blade she held, and with it through her body.

"Zap that, bitch..."

When it ended, she was still standing, but only barely. Before she could move again, he sat up, still clutching his throat, and got to his own shaking feet. He continued to wheeze, so high pitched it nearly sounded like a whistle, and she coughed and twitched to match.

>...that shit is so cheap.

Despite the fact his throat was killing him, he managed a smile.

"Yeah..."

She couldn't manage the same when he held up three more glowing, powerful looking vials.

"It is, and it's fucking awesome."

He broke the bottles.

>I should just called in sick today.

The battle was on again.

"BURN!"

The changeling doubted it would go very well for her this time.

>>29540836
So nice to see her back in the game again.

>>29540836
>Nobody vs nobody fight
>It's pretty damn intense

Love it.

>>29540936
I have a bit of a soft side for fights like this. They are never going to be the strongest, or the fastest, or the best fighters in the world, but they are going to give it their best shot to survive and I respect that

>>29540836
Where the fuck is everyone?

>>29541098
Maybe like 600 feet back or something, they were flying like hell.

>>29541122
And if they stuck their heads out to peek, BURN.

What kind of twist with that be if they just suddenly up and died and we never even find out till the end?

>>29538474
>She stops and gets doughnuts while saving Chitty

Why do I want it so much.

>>29539063
>>29539068
Whaaaaaaat me? Nooooooo.

>>29541242
Its the absurd situation! Or you want chitty to die cause they took a detour, I know not which.

>>29541242
NC
>Chitty
"Sunset"
~~~~

>...GLGH!?

"What?"

>GLGGHGHGHH!

"What!?"

>GLLGGHHHHCCC!

"I stress eat, okay!? This is a very stressful situation!"

>GLKKK!

"Yes I know, you're under a lot of stress too, on account of being fatally poisoned and then had a hole blown in your leg, but I was going to share!"

>GHHHHH!

"You can still taste it, you need to watch your figure anyway!"

>GHKKKGKLLL!?

"I'm just looking out for your future health, you should be more thankful someone cares."

>GGGGGGHHHHHRRRLLKKKKKKK!

"Well then don't eat any, gosh. Why is this hard?"

>..

"Uh oh."

>>29541374
Looney-tunes Sunny is damned funny.

Hard to see in a serious villain.

>Changeling
"Changelings"
~~~~

>...Do you think we're missing anything?

"Hrmmm..."

"Hrrrrmm..."

"HRRMMMM..."

>...

"...OH SHIT!"

"OH HIVEMIND MERCY FUCK!"

"OH GLORIOUS GAGGLDY GOO!"

"OH FUDGEPACKERS UNITED!"

"OH NOOOOO!"

>What!?

"We forgot a bolt in the west wing!"

>...The what now?

"This one! This bolt! We didn't tighten it down on the west wing of the new castle!"

>Oh... what's the problem? The castle is huge, what's the bolt going to-

BOOM!

BOOOMMM!

BOOOMMM

>...Oh-

BOOOM
BOMB
BOMMMMB!

>...Oh-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

>I GET IT!

"Really should have followed the instructions better."

>>29541594
...have they been following a fucking Lego instruction set for their castle?

>>29541630
Would that really surprise you at all?

>SA
"Cadence"
~~~~~

>Honey? You doing okay? You want a hoofie rub?

"STRAWBERRIES"

>...Honey, they're out of season, finding them would be next to impossible, you want some strawberry ice cream instead? I don't know how they have ice cream of it if it's out of season, but it's there.

"REAL STRAWBERRIES!"

>...Maybe some strawberry cake, which they also somehow have despite there not being any in the Empire, and thinking on it we should question?

"STTRRRAWWWWW BEEERRRIIIIIIESSSSSS!"

>...I take it you want-

"REEEEEEEEEE!"

>Going sugar lump who is the love of my life and the greatest pony who I shall ever know and also is best princess-

SLAM!

"...Gone?... Gone. Okay, back to what I was doing. Load game, annnnd... oh no! It seems that the ladder has suddenly vanished while you're in the pool! What a tragedy. Oh, but I'm sure you'll find a way out... he... heehe.... heeeee."

>>29541865
Cadence you monster!

At least set the house on fire first.

>>29541865
Flurries corruption continues!

>>29542102
NC
>Cadence
"SA"
~???~
~~~

>Oh, everything is just... wonderful.

"You've been a lot happier since Flurry Heart finally arrived."

>Yeah, it's like all the negative feelings just.. rushed right out of me! Whoosh!

"She's beautiful, how could anyone be angry or hurtful when she's here?"

~I SHALL DEVOUR YOUR SOULS AND FEAST ON THEIR LOVE TO BRING THE ULTIMATE JOY TO THIS WORLD, OBLIVION!~

>What do you think she's saying?

"Sheee wantssss UPSIES!"

~I DO NOT REQUIRE YOUR PITIFUL-wheee! Wheeee!~

"You are so cute!"

~WHEN THE FLIGHT ENDS SO DOES YOUR LIFE... WHEEEEEEHEEEEEEe!~

>>29542228
This should not be as adorable as it is...

So would you say... That Sunsets been stained by The Bitch on a magical level?

>>29542492
Chrysalis removed all the changeling magic from her when she minddelved, and this even included all the memories she had what kind of powers changelings and can do. It's all her, no blame for Varry here, aside from the obvious bad experience

>>29542501
>and this even included all the memories she had what kind of powers changelings and can do

Oh wow what the hell is wrong with me

"This even included all the memories she had of what kind of powers that changelings can do".

As in she took the teaching memories out so Sunset couldn't accidentally stumble on the Titan magic or Genocide Spell.

Wow I am tired.

>>29542501
No I mean even if all that was removed, do you still think there is something left... Cosmetically speaking?

>>29542514
No? Nothing magical, at least. Don't know what you're implying here.

She has a scar but that's purely physical.

>>29542518
I'm not implying anything power wise, just aesthetically speaking.

As a kinda final fuck you too Sunset that might not have been apparent. Something still left to taint her after everything.

>>29542518
I Think that he is implying that the scar is somehow corrupting her or something.
Which is silly, Chrysalis was a better mind-magic user than Variolus was and she was literally inside of her brain, she would be able to spot any corrupting influence. Even if it starts in the chest it would still show an effect on her mind if that's what happened.

>>29542551
No no, none of that, stop think too far into it and in that direction. Its specifically for artistic purposes.

>>29542540
>Something still left to taint her after everything.

You know what's scary? Her being controlled and pushed towards evil by an outward corrupting influence is somehow less believable and realistic than what actually happened, and way less horrible. We saw it, all the neglect and failures that lead her along until she came to the conclusion she did. Hell, if there was a part of that bitch still inside of her, it actually makes her journey more tragic. Not only because of the lasting influence, but that it was lasting influence that she completely over came in order to get to where she is. She actually had to overcome her hatred of Chitty, which would have been magnified several thousand fold by the inclusion of a power who thinks like her, in order to work with her and eventually reach this point.

The scar trying to negatively influence her would have only slowed her down, and it would just be one more thing that failed to prevent her from going down this path. Even in death, Variolus would be a failure.

>>29542566
Oh, well yeah, I guess when you think about it like that this is kind of a last fuck you.

>>29542575
This had nothing to do with >>29542492 by the way, just musing.

>>29542566
I think the aesthetic actually works pretty good when you think about it. Actually? That entire storyline works spectacularly when you add a metaphor to the heart.

>>29542587
The scar with the heart of Stone beneath it to show that love was needed to survive, but nothing more than that. She was dead outside, and would find no warmth in the others.

The scar with a heart beating true beneath it to show she was alive again, with something finally found beneath the surface and something to make her heart beat again.

It's beautiful

>>29542581
That's fine, muse all you want, I enjoy muses after all.

>>29542587
I want the scar to be the cause of the taint, but only because it would make sense and be appealing with that as a reason for it.

It's just not visible normally, only in the state Sunset would be in would it appear and be seen. And its like I said, it's only for cosmetic purposes, I'm not adding 'Surprise!' lingering Bitch Magic to the power up, that's all Sunset and has always been Sunset.

I just kind of want the mark to be seen not only physically when shes normal but in the instances she's using her power up, seen cosmetically on her magic.

>>29542587
>>29542613
Very nice, very beautiful!

>>29542613
>Variolus left behind death and and aimless wandering in her wake
>Chitaina, the destroyer, left behind life and purpose

This is some creation myth shit right here

>>29542646
I kind of like the idea, but isn't it a little late for that? She has already gone all out with her magic before, and nothing like that showed up. It would have to be a retcon of sorts in order for it to work now.

>>29542676
We did push her to the limit in the fight in the empire, and against someone who could see both love-magic and regular kind, It would be odd to show up now.

That said, I actually don't like the 'taint' idea, it doesn't seem to cosmetically fit her current state and doesn't make sense that it would affect her magic considering her current state of heart. If anyone was going to show up in her magic, it would be Chitania's. Varry and all she brought with her are gone.

>>29542646
>it's only for cosmetic purposes,

For what, though? I'm not sure of the connection between her current state of not-backstabbing and the backstabbingist bitch of them all.

>>29542713
Could just make it general "Queen magic" and make it look scary as fuck. We all know their magic does look like that.

Then it also gets the thematic bonus of implying that both of them are what made her what she is today. A changeling Queen is what made that scar, but which one lingers now?

>>29542575
Sunset! We didn't half ass her being evil, and we have the fucked up history to prove it!

>>29542739
That idea I kind of like, where it's just tainted by Queen Changeling magic, and it makes sense considering her new heart can use changeling magic an she can as well. Maybe have it waver between a more dangerous magic that reminds others of Variolus when she grows cruel, but more powerful and noble looking when she uses it to protect.

>>29542676
That might not actually be so, because it was still mostly The Bitch in control.

But what I have planned, it's just Sunset, EVERYONE will know what I mean when you see it. There is literally no mistaking it, period as anything but her.

So having this appear when you know it should be all her is kind of the point of it, being the final fuck you not only to her but kind of a fuck you to us too.

>>29542713
Trust me it's fine. And if anyone really has an issue with it, we actually can get rid of it, its not that major of a change.

>>29542713
>That said, I actually don't like the 'taint' idea, it doesn't seem to cosmetically fit her current state and doesn't make sense that it would affect her magic considering her current state of heart.

It has nothing to do with her current state, its the next state of being that you need to envision. And it has nothing to do with her state of heart either, its literally not effecting her in anyway its just cosmetically there, like a blemish.

It's like having a dot on your arm or your cheek. It's entirely inconsequential.

>>29542727
It literally has no higher meaning than what it implies. That's shes been marked, its just there. No effecting, no influencing, its just there.

>>29542739
Nope not even that. Literally nothing else besides it just being a mark, another scar.

>>29542755
No we didn't its all her, the power up is all her too. I just want her to have a mark on it. To show the scar The Bitch left behind.

>>29542762
Nuu stop with the higher thinking, shhh! It doesn't add anything, only cosmetically there! STOP WITH THE THINKING! STHAAAAP!

>>29542776
Then I can't get behind it. It sounds pointless, completely arbitrary, contradictory to what happened when she stole the orb, and it doesn't really add anything but another sign that something happened. In reality, story does that plenty. Sorry, I can't really support this. It seems just random at best.

>>29542776
I stopped implying it would involve any kind of control a while ago, I was just trying to find meaning for its existence. I mean, if we are going to retcon Something in here, I'd rather we had a reason besides it looks pretty. This is literally just that.

>>29542776
Yeah, I'm with >>29542813, if it's completely arbitrary and just cosmetic and doesn't add anything and you literally do not want us thinking anything deeper about anything, why do it? Rule of cool? But it's not cool, it's like a bad tattoo, just a reminder of a bad choice and time.

>>29542813
Well fine then, Vote no. We're a democracy anyway.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12399338

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>>29542776
>That's shes been marked, its just there

...so then what.

Like, she's been marked, and...?

And it makes others distrust her?

It makes them think she's in control but it turns out it's Sunset all along for a subversion?

That Sunset needs to join Shiny in a rape-survivor group?

I'm not feeling this.

Oh and just throwing it out there, the scar is staying either way, it's the reason why the 'Mark' exists, not the 'Mark' itself. Thought I would clear that up.

Going to draw other things now, the vote will end tomorrow night around 9-10pm, so that everyone gets a chance to vote, not just the late nighters.

NC
>SA
~Audience~
“???”
~~~~

>Hello everyone! I’m Shining Armor, and I’m here with my own special segment! “You know what’s awful?” It’s during this time that content doesn’t matter, so I can join in if I want! During this show, I’ll call out things a little wonky and a little off kilter about the main show. Not the main main show, because Applejack would kill me. Literally kill me if I tried to take her thing. So thank you all for joining me on the start of “You know what’s awful?” Well, audience? You want to know what’s awful?

~YEAH!~

>Great. I’ll tell you what’s awful, being excluded because of your cast of characters. Not even because of screentime or effect on plot, but because of who hangs out with you! How is that not awful? Even if you don’t encroach on any ongoing arcs, even if you haven’t actually done anything major for threads on threads on end, you still get treated badly! Isn’t that awful?

“Shining, you’re going off script-“

~YEAH! IT’S AWFUL!~

>Shhh, they’re liking it.

“But it’s not following the script-“

>Hey, you want to know what else is awful? Being excluded because your character is ‘too popular’ but still giving a show to the main character.

“…Proceed.”

>Thank you, queen of bugs.

“Executive producer!”

>Whatever. You know what else is awful? When your lovelife makes everyone hate you even though it’s a side thing. Isn’t that awful?

~YEAH!~

>It’s awful.

“Getting meta here.”

>Hey, you know what’s awful?

“Complaining despite a heavy story presence that most of these characters with a show aren’t getting?”

>…

~YEAH! THAT’S AWFUL!~

>I think that’s all the time we have for today.

“We going to address any real, show related concerns next time instead of whining?”

>I’m going to be honest, I only got this job because Cadence owns the studio, and I still might get fired Parting ways, isn’t that awful?

~YEAH! THAT’S AWFUL!~

>>29543024
>>Hey, you want to know what else is awful? Being excluded because your character is ‘too popular’ but still giving a show to the main character.

'AH'M IN THE DANG TITLE Y'ALL FUCK!'

OK, quick question where/when would you say we diverged from canon?

>>29543309 right around the date of, but sometimes after, Rainbow Falls.

>>29543356
Alright now my next question... Did we ever get everything out of the Old Castle?

>>29543397
I'm not sure, that seems like something we should/might have done. If not though, that can lead to some potentially cool stories.

Just woke up from strange as hell dream, need to write this down bfore I forget.

Two Adventures in Wonderland esque place. Living Mallys sacrificing themselves for the cute onee. Also other funny things.

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You guys
>>29542813
>>29542840
>>29542841
Are overthinking and overly critical. I thought we wanted to create cool and funny stuff together because it's enjoyable, not create an efficiency based series. I mean, most of our current storyline and I problems are from the silliness of the earliest thread! Stop being grumpy grumpgrumps!

>>29542842
And you! You are about to create something you think could be fun and amazing! JUST. DO IT. We can still say whether we like it or not AFTERWARDS. Don't let your creative process be halted by the vocal minority that is people complain about everything that can and can't imagine!

Dooooooo iiiiit!

>>29543397
We did a joke about AJ asking her if there was anything dangerous left in the castle and chewing her out, yes.

>>29543940
That's good! My second biggest concern is gone... Now then... Did we ever get the Ali Amulet from Zecoras hut? The same one that's been unguarded since forever now?

>>29543963
I don't think the police ever mentioned getting it when they slipped through her house.

NC
>FS
“???”
‘???’
~~~~

>And welcome everyone to another episode of Fantastically Fixing Friendships, Featuring Fluttershy. It’s during this time content doesn’t matter, but kindness finds a way. Our next guests are ponies who love to cheer, so please give the same for Lilac Sky and Spring Step.

“I’m not feeling very cheerful.”

‘Not at all!”

>This isn't very teamspony like, what's wrong?

“I had dibs on that hunky Wonderbolt, but I caught Springer flirting with him after the show!”

‘You did not have dibs!’

“I said ‘He’s mine’, how much clearer can I be?”

‘You never said who he is!’

“Oh yeah, because I obviously meant the roid rager-“

>Yelling never helps, it only scares conversation away. Now, Spring Step, it sounds like she did say something, did you really misunderstand or are you just pretending to.

‘…You did it to me with the white haired one.’

“Oh come on! Nothing even happened there, he doesn’t swing that way!”

‘It’s the principal!’

>She’s right, if you’re not going to abide by it, she shouldn’t have to.

‘Thank you!’

>But Spring Step, did you really have an interest, or was this just revenge? Because if so, you’re only making it worse out of spite, and that’ only going to make a justified act seem petty.

‘…He was hot.’

>But was that really the reason?

‘Mostly, but not totally, no.’

“Told you!”

>But since you did it to her, why not use this chance to start over? You can keep on holding a grudge, or you can start anew right now, and swear to be better friends. If it happens again, there will be no excuses or blame shifting. Be open, and start over. What do you say?

“…There’s nobody I’d rather cheer with.”

‘Same!’

“Forgive me?”

‘Forgive me.’

>Awww…nowwhydon’tyoubothgopracticeandshowsometeamspirittogetheronthathunk-

“What?”

>I’m sorry, this is all the time we have today. As always, stay kind.

>>29544229
Sis code, bitches!

SIS CODE

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Non-Canon
>AJ
"Rarity"
~~~~
>Welcome to Fireside /pa/ with your hosts Applejack.

"And Rarity~"

>It's during this time that we fix things in our sleep.
*beep*
>...why is the smoke detector still beeping?

"Because we haven't found the smoke detector yet."

>What do you mean we haven't found it yet? We assigned more ponies to go looking.

"It turns out we have a lot of smoke detectors."
*beep*

>...okay, Ah' want the staff to start taking out the batteries of the smoke detectors.

"...but."

>Ah' know what Ah' said. We'll have all the smoke detectors replaced later. Ah' want this smoke detector to shut its trap. Ah' don't want to hear it in my dreams.
*beep*

"...okay, I'll tell the staff."

>That oughta' do it. That's all the time we have but thanks for joining us on...

>"The Fireside."
*beep*

>>29544527
And the manhunt... begins

OOCO
>SA
“AJ”
‘Celestia’
~~~~

>Soooo? What did you think?

“Ah’ liked the porno version better.”

>SERIOUSLY!?

‘It did have amazing production values.’

>Oh come on! You’re telling me that you, YOU, do not connect with the idea of a simple farmer suddenly gaining insight into miraculous powers, and eventually rising up from obscurity to be among one of the most revered and well respected and admired mystical beings in all the universe!? No connection whatsoever to the tale as they slowly began to gain powers and mastery of these new abilities through struggle, training, missteps and battles? Not even a little tingle when you thought of the big black all powerful monstrosity that dwarfed the hero in might, but soon was defeated and lead to the path of light? No connection what! So! Ever!

“Nope.”

‘I can see why, it’s a very specific set of circumstances. Some movies just don’t appeal, Shiny.’

>…gahhhhh!

“How long should Ah’ keep it up?”

‘Forever.’

>GAAAGHHHHHHHH!

>>29544874
... mind fucking blown.

How many kids would AJ feasibly have while a Princess?

>>29545027
...zero?

I see her wanting a big family but her actually doing it with so much responsibility is a harder sell.

>>29545027
Depends on the dad. I see her making compromises if someone only wants a small family. Or if they want a big family it's babies for days

>>29545027
Infinite.

Immortality plus apple family hips equals All The Babies

>>29545121
>Applejack, singlehandedly reviving the entire alicorn race.

>>29545027
At least three. She's going to have them; with her upbringing and maternal instincts and dem foal-rearing hips, it's just a matter of with who.

>>29545069
I dunno, she's not swamped like AUJ is, I see her eventually starting a family.

>Two
“Teacher”
‘Students’
~~~

>Miss Teacher? Are we gonna learn about Equestria’s history at some point?

“Sure! What did you want to know?

>What about when Canterlot got founded on Hearth’s Warming?

“Wouldn’t know! We weren’t there for that one.”

>…Huh?

“We weren’t there.”

‘We got left out of everything!’

‘Including time!”

‘Haaaa! It’s funny because we lost our lives.’

>So… how did ya’ survive with the food? They wouldn’t move the sun, and didn’t have none!

“Crystal heart.”

‘It’s broken!’

‘Ha haaaa! It’s double funny because if it actually did break we’d die.’

“He’s not wrong.”

>GASP!

‘I wish I could pretend death was shocking again.’

‘I need a juicebox.’

“Yes, with the crystal heart, we can produce our own light to shine in the world! Even with the barren and cold darkness outside, our crops grow brightly beneath our shield, and even if the sun should fade, we will not!... Unless something happens to the easily breakable piece of crystal, then we all freeze to death.”

>…Kind of a flawed system.

“Welcome to the world! The greatest lesson I can give you.”

‘Besides ‘don’t trust the guy with the scary red horn.’

‘It’s not racism if he put chains on us!’

‘Ha haaaa! Because he did that.’

>Ah’ think everyone needs a marchmalley now.

“Please yes.”

>>29545027
Depends on who she's with obviously.

If she got with Spike, it would be all adopted, so probably a small number, but if she was with someone who wanted kids and could last with her it would be a big number.

>Pommel
"77"
'Potsticker'
~MH Captain~
-FD Captain-
(BM Captain)
{Silver Star}
=TH Captain=
■LP Captain ■
~~~~

>Do we really want to get into this now?

“I think we should get into it.”

‘I’m backing the buggy boy.’

~Then I’m against it!~

-Me too!-

(Me three!)

{Recon Ah’ll tilt the tides in favor of them.}

>Oh great… Trottingham? Want to chime in?

=Hm.=

>Of course. So I guess tiebreaker goes to-

■Oh my! Everyone’s trying to get the attention of little old me? Well, not to sound too forwards but there are quite a bit of things I do so favor in this world-■

>You are not helping your case that you don’t take bribes.

■Really? Because if I read law regarding the acceptance of certain funding right, section four and paragraph sixteen if you feel the need to look, I would recall that any non-monetary gain is considered lawful. ■

>That cannot be real-

~It’s real.~

>Are you kidding me!? This only applies to bits!?

■My yacht says, ahoooyyy! ■

~And so does my golden cart.~

>Sweet merciful Celestia, what an oversight.

‘It wasn’t, it was deliberately made that way to prevent funds and assets from being frozen during times of heavy foreign visitation when not accepting gifts was a sign of hostility and could lead to war.’

>That sounds like an extremely specific instance, and we haven’t been at peace with a nation that practices those ideals in centuries!

‘Yeah, in hindsight, it looks like an emergency measure to prevent corruption scandals that could have been reworked or outright reversed in a single day. Probably would take ten minutes since it’s an emergency order.’

>So why didn’t Celestia ever fix it?

‘…’

>Ah. Right.

1/2

>>29545534

■Toooo bad. Now, about my, ahem, tiebreaking vote? ■

>It’s not a tiebreaker if I vote opposite of you.

■But you’ve already…■

>…

■…Shoot. ■

>Kind of a moot point now anyway?

■And why is that? ■

>Because that law is getting changed the minute this meeting ends, since I know about it now?

■…■
~…~

>Thanks for bragging.

~■SHIT! ■~

(WAY TO FUCK IT UP FOR ALL OF US!)

>…

(Not that I ever did it.)

>…

(Please don’t take my princess wings.)

>WHAT!?

(I have standards!)

“Weren’t we talking about-“

~■NO ONE CARES! ■~

“…You’re not wrong but I hate you.”

>>29545540
Damn it Celly...

>Cheerilee
“Berry”
(???)
{??}
~~~~

>Huh.

“What are you doing?”

>Hunkeypoo left Harry in charge of the place while he’s away, and he caught the rabbit there speeding.

“And?”

(GRRUUHHHHG!)

{Squeak!}

(GRRUUHHHHG!)

{Squeak!}

(GRRUUHHHHG!)

{Squeak!}

>They’re having a really stimulating conversation on the pros and cons of speed limits.

“Really?”

>I actually have no idea.

(GRRUUHHHHG!)

{Squeak!}

>This is by far the weirdest thing I’ve seen all day.

“…”

>What?

(GRRUUHHHHG!)

{Squeak!}

>>29545223
Jesus teacher gal, way to bring everyone down.

>Guard
“Guard 2”
(Cantie)
{Cantie 2}
~PT~
~~~~

>…

“…”

(…)

{…}

~…Who wants to play monpony?~

>HOLY SHIT IT IS TRYING TO KILL US!

>>29546232
I always knew that Skynet it was a little more subtle than we always get credit.

>>29543104
I think that was his point.

>>29545540
>Please don’t take my princess wings.
The black market in this world is way more lucrative than I thought it was.

>>29546592
>Getcha some real, bonified princess wings
>We're talking the good stuff, the RAW stuff.
>Princess Wings baby, all the power and respect it grants*

*Warning, may not result in actual noticable power increase or respect, the makers of this product do not guarantee rulership of Vassal nations for up to 1 year or more. Makers of this product also warn that taxis will still treat you like shit.

NC
>Pennydrop
"Pilot'
~~~~

>...

"So how do you think they're doing in there?"

>These are some of the greatest fighters on the planet. They have the best tech, they've fought impossible odds, and they've indirectly saved the worlds so very many times. They are capable, they have the element of surprise, and Faust herself is on our side.

"...So-"

>So get ready to blow that damn building to hell when they get fucked.

>>29546924
WHY MORE CUTE!?

WHY!?

>>29546924
Sunset stop being cute we're supposed to hate you

>>29546924
INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!

>>29546924
What's that beside her?

>>29546924
I just can't find her not-unsettling anymore...

>>29546971
So you find her unsettling?

>>29546987
Exactly I can't ever find her anything but unsettling anymore, is a less unwieldy way to say that now.

Like even when she's not being unsettling she's unsettling.

>>29546936
More cute to prepare for the upgrade.

>>29546991
Well then, when you see her upgrade, you'll be even more unsettled! Yaaaaay~!

>>29546924
You know, recent discussions have made me wonder what she would do if Chitty died.

Her hopes and dreams lie on Chitty's near limitless potential and drive to rise to the occasion, her own body just isn't capable of doing what Chitty can. What if Spike had succeeded? What would she do?

What would she become?

>>29546991
I know what you mean. It's like, she's not all evil and she's got her reasons, but she's the worst kind of villain.

The hero who's on the other side.

>>29546992
>>29547001
WHY

>>29547038
I don't even want to picture that, she'd probably go completely bonkers.

>>29547112
Well you're gonna see it one way or another! Mwhahaha! If Chitty died the upgrade would make even more sense!

>>29547143
>If Chitty died the upgrade would make even more sense!

>Implying

Chitty is gonna die approximately the same time the sun goes out.

>>29546924
I was all set to find this adorable until you said the other thing. Now I only fear.

>Daw
~~~~

>Report!

No matter how many times she cried into the device that was supposed to link them all, only silence followed her calls.

>Report, damn it!

Only an empty void of crackling static emitted rang back to her, and only dread followed it.

Soon after she had been surrounded by a power she did not understand, trapped in this glow of energy she swore familiar no matter how alien it seemed, she had called out to them, and received nothing back.

When the battles, wherever they were, had begun, when she heard the crash of stone shattering and the rumble of blow after terrifying blow, she had begged.

When the void answered back at her, leaving her alone and trapped within the magical creation of her world, she had panicked.

>Will one of you damned pieces of shit answer me and just tell e what is going on!? I can get to your locations if you just give me a damned clue!

When they failed to respond once again, she despaired.

>Damn it, damn it!

The high she'd held of victory and smug superiority had long isnce gone, the tingling sense of satisfaction as she remained undetected now replaced by the dread that she had been wrong every inch of the way, and now one by one her allies did fall.

The images of them being hunted, all just out of reach that their death cries could reach her ears and warn her of what was to come, it was all too much.

>DAMN IT!

1/2

>>29547685

This was her team, or so she had declared.

They counted on her, or so she had told herself.

They needed her, or so she had insisted.

>Damn it, please... answer me.

A pirates life did not train one to live a life worried for others. One way or another, crewmates would fall, fellows fought alongside through thick and thin would be taken, life took it's course without ending, and there was little to do but accept it.

>...Screw this.

Living a life with ponies had taught her a great many things different.

>Pick a sound...

It had taught her that sometimes, a choice must be made.

>...I'm coming for you.

Sometimes a cost, no matter how great, was worth it.

>Hold on, everyone, I'm coming for you.

She held up her blade.

She picked the nearest sound of destruction.

To whatever may come, she marched.

>I'll be there, just wait...

They were her crew.

And crew stuck together.

>...And I'm going to shove this sword right up the ass of whoever fucked the damned mission up, I was doing a good job!

>>29547690
There she is!

I keep forgetting she's here

>>29547690
NC
>Daw
"Various"
~~~

>ALRIGHT! Time to kick...

'AAAAATTTATATATATATATTA! ATTATATATATATATAAA! ACHOOOOUUUU!"

"I think I'm already dead."

"BURRNNNN EVERYTHING!"

"LASER SPITTING SUPER ELECTRIC DRAGON! HELLLP!"

>...Boy I am really not the pony to call for this.

>>29547859
Daw's there to take out the Sweet Note miniboss.

Spike is undoubtedly going to defeat Flash, or more likely Diamond Tiara is going to come out of nowhere and fight him with Silver Spoon support, letting Spike run after Chitania and Sunset because main hero and he has to be the one to confront her and blah blah blah.

PJ is going to be on the ropes until Seven shows up and that alliance thing they did earlier comes into play.

Daw has a history with Sweet Note and this is their rematch time.

Pretty predictable.

>>29547952
>is their rematch time.

So Sweet Note is going to win?

Daw literally oneshotted her and nearly killed her.

>>29545027
OOCO
>SA
“AJ”
~~~

>…How many kids do you want?

"Ah'll take the little'un and get a raincheck on the one still baking in the oven, what do ya' want for them? Ah' got apples for days."

>Not my kids, your kids!

"Ah' figured they'd be one and the same."

>I meant what how many kids do you want to give birth to someday.

"Reckon that all depends on what things are like when Ah' finally rock the castle. Ain't in the mood for pregnancy right now with big and scary out on the loose and possibly a threat to be handled in the future, but once we deal with Sunset and Chitania, and nothin' else pops up, who knows?"

>Ballpark me, assuming peacetime.

"Two is the bare minimum."

>Two?

"Ah'm not letting Cadence show me up."

>What if Cadence has another one after this one?

"Then Ah'll up mah' ante ta' three, this ain't complicated."

>Huh.

"Course, it all depends on the daddy too, Ah' guess. Reckon Ah'm not gonna give him more than he can handle."

>Fair enough.

"Course, not sure why we're talkin' bout this, Ah' ain't got a problem with it just bein' for fun for the first bit."

>With what being for fun? Kids?

"Thing before that."

>Ah.

"...ya' wanna ask me 'bout positions Ah' prefer, don't you?"

>Not really.

"More fun ta' find out, Ah' guess."

>...wait wha-

"In general, dang. Get your head outta... well, actually, wouldn't mind it being-"

>And this got away from a conversation on the love of parenthood to something terrible, and it's all your fault.

"Ah'll call Celly."

>She'll be thrilled...

"So, how many you want?

>As many as I can get.

"Ho ho! Big order for a stallion!"

>What can I say? I want a big family.

"Hm, guess Ah' can relate."

>Heh.

"Yeah... but ya' know she ain't never gonna let you-"

>I knoooohohooow!

"Not the first time Ah've made a grown stallion cry..."

>>29548318
...whatever happened to that one Shiny/AJ after-dark fic that one guy was writing?

>>29548379
Considering the wait between the AJ-Solo stuff, I'd get ready for thread 250

>>29548318
>I meant what how many kids do you want to give birth to someday.

She knows why you meant, Shiny.

Bow Chika wow wowwwww

>>29548587
>Cadence and AJ in a race to see who can have the most kids

YES

>>29548761
NC
>Cadence
"AJ"
~~

>Applejack, you win. I want no more babies. NO MORE!

"Yeahhh, kinda figured they'd be earth ponies, not..."

ZAPZAPBURN

"That. Ah' forgot Ah'm an alicorn now."

>And that alicorns make babies!

"Babycorns."

>AND LASERS!

BOOM!

"..."

>...we really should get our tubes tied.

"Seriously."

>>29547952
Spike had his shot and he messed it up

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Vote is in... Sadface. Fine, guess I'll leave that little thing out, I'll have it out tomorrow, to tired to finish it tonight.

>>29543877
I'll 'Just do it!' next time. This time I had already put up a vote and it was already too late to back out.

But I'm not gonna leave ya hanging.. I've left something else for you to... enjoy...

So enjoy!

>>29549521
Hnnnngggvv

>>29549521
Think you finally managed to kill us this time

>>29549521
INTO THE WIKI IT GOES

>>29549521
I'm not the only one who hears it right? Tell me I'm not the only one...

>>29549742
The only thing I'm hearing in my head is "Do you wanna make biscuits?" from Sunset.

>>29549776
Really? You don't hear it?

Punchy and the brain... yes punchy and the brain. One is a genius, the other insane...

>>29549521
Sunset looks like she just got brought home a dead dragon and megabug is way too excited about it.

>>29549521
I don't even want to know what they are looking at.

The mystery is better than any answer could be.

>>29549816
...well now I do.

>>29547952
>letting Spike run after
No way. Flash has not only forced him and Spike far away from Sunset and Chitania, but he's also giving him a beatdown that, even if Spike does eek out a win, he's not going to be doing a whole lot of running. Maybe limping, ala Snake in the oven hallway.

>>29548379
Hello

I want to die

But death never comes

>>29549889
Aww, having a rough time buddy? It happens. Writers block? Or just real life problems? Whichever one, don't worry about rushing it out.

Just glad you're still around

>>29549521
So goddamn adorable. Stop making our god slayers so adorable. They are meant to be feared!

>>29549521
>They see your dick

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>>29549938

>>29549521
Oooooh yeeeeesss. You da man, schmoe!

>>29538474
>>29546924
>>29549521
I am afraid. I am afraid, guys. I am afraid Schmoe had an exchange with our new triumvirate of writers. I am afraid he is making us like and adore Sunny, because they are about something soul-destroyingly horrible to her.

I am afraid. Afraid to be right...

>>29550111
It's too late. He know that and we know it, it's too late.

Morning thread!

>>29549521
And this is certainly a good morning to me

>>29549521
>Chittys happy face
She is doomed isn't she?

NC
>FS
“???”
‘???’
~~~~

>And welcome everyone to another episode of Fantastically Fixing Friendships, Featuring-

*Beep!*

>…What?

“What?”

>Did you hear that?

‘What are you talking about?

*Beep!*

>That! Do you hear that?

*Beep!*

“I don’t hear anything.”

‘Me either.’

*Beep!*

>I hear it, it’s there! Oh, this is going to drive me up a wall.

*Beep!*

>Stop, please! Oh, please stop!

“Miss, you’re freaking me out.”

‘Yeah, I don’t like this!’

*Beep!*

>Well, someone had better fix it soon, or I am going to be seriously peeved!

*Beep!*

>Stop!

“Is this just you pointing out how we’re acting is silly?”

‘Like, making a big deal out of nothing?’

“Because… huh, we kind of are, aren’t we?”

‘We aren’t yelling, but.. yeah, kind of silly.’

*Beep!*

>Pretty please, stop!

“You know, I think I see what she’s trying to do.”

‘Yeah, I understand. I’m sorry for yelling at you.’

“Me too. Friends?”

‘Forever.’

>Oh… well that’s-

*Beep!*

>That’s all the time we have for today, and as always stay kind-

*Beep!*

>-evenifyouarereadytotearthewallsdown!

*Beep!*

>Stay kind!

>>29551439
It's spreading!

>>29549521
Sunny frou frou a cute!

>>29549889
Damn son, what happened

>18
“Rarity”
~~~

>Are we the classy ones of the group?

“I beg your pardon!?”

>You and me, are we the classy ones?

“Darling, if you’re classy, one does not need to say you are classy.”

>Haven’t you said it a bunch of-

“I said one does not need to, but it helps. And while I cannot speak for you, clearly I am the classy one of the group.”

>Really?

“Darling, I have spent years focusing on my stance, my posture, my impeccable speech and my refinement! One does not simply let all that go to waste. Not to say I am abhorrent like those snobby types, seldom do others get a look into the real joy of our lifestyles, not to put ourselves above others, but simply to enjoy the finery and company that carries itself at it’s best at all times.”

>Huh.

“Yes, simply put, I am the classy one. You are…”

>...

“Classiest of your group, I guess-wait, do we count Celestia?”

>She eats breakfast with us and watches movies with us almost every day.

“Ah.”

>…

“You’re in the upper tier.”

>…

“Your hair is just divine.”

>…

“…Is that your real skin or-“

>Please stop.

“Alright. To be honest though, you and I do have a lot in common. We both pride ourselves on our intelligence and our work, we both have a high standard that must be met, we both know the ins and outs of upper management, and of course we both are generous to a tee.”

>Feeling better.

“But there is one difference I suppose.”

>Dreeaaadd.

“You already found your prince, but I suppose… I’m still looking for mine.”

>…

“…Ahem, I’m sorry, but-“

>You can share my chocolate cookie dough balls.

“…You have chocolate cookie dough balls?”

>To everyone else, including Shiny, no, no I do not.

“Oh… oh. Thank you.”

>Guess we’re similar in another way too.

“Oh?”

>We’re pretty soft inside, despite it all.

“…Soft as a marshmallow, darling.”

>>29552206
These guys need to hang out more.

OOCO
>AJ
“Cadence”
~~

“So I heard you talking about babies.”

>Nope.

“Don’t be like that, I like talking about babies!”

>Sure you do, Ah’ reckon, but Ah’m not one for delvin’ inta’ the finer aspects of the aftereffects of a good ruttin’.

“…Please don’t put it like that.”

>Shining Armor done pumped you full and put a baby in you-

“This is not going to dissuade me!”

>In and out and it was probably pretty good until that glorious moment when the littlun that ain’t yet finished growing swam up until they found an egg-

“Alright, alright! I’ll drop it!”

>Kay.

“Who let you talk like that?”

>Not mah’ momma.

“Oh? Then why do you…”

>…

“…Damn. You win this round.”

With a huff, she turns around and leaves.

>Haw, Ah’ win…

After she’s gone, Applejack stays put, and stares off into the distance for a while.

>…H-haw…

>>29552447
Don't worry

Season 7 will give us a name and a character for us to promptly butcher and rebuild for our amusement

>>29552447
AJ!...wins?

>Chrysalis
“Changeling”
~~

>…Success?

The changeling beamed with pride as he held up a strange circular object, transcending his changeling form into the brand new being of Smug-bug.

>You actually pulled it off!? You did something good!? You did a not-bad?! You can’t lie to me, I’ll know! Did you really!?

“Yeeep!’

>Holy shit, you really managed to successfully meet with somebody!?

“Eeeeeyyuup!”

>Who!? How!?

“Buffalo.”

>You managed to have a successful meeting with the buffalo chief!?

“I did!”

>You did?!

“I did!”

>YOU DID!

This was what happiness felt like.

>You actually successfully had a diplomatic meeting with a foreign leader! Sure, the buffalo aren’t exactly huge names, but you know what? I’ll take it! I will take the talks of those giant fuzzy balls of horns and I will enjoy it!

“You should, it was great!”

It had been so long that it had been so forgotten, how could she have never known the sweet embrace of it’s joyous warmth? Yay, as her friend Fluttershy would say, a yay.

>Well!? Tell me! Tell me what you discussed! Did you talk about trade deals, any sort of immigration policy, foreign travel, did you even have time to get into currency exchange?

“Nope.”

>Blast! Okay, we’ll worry about the logistics of country currency equivalence rates another time, just tell me what he said about all the other stuff!

“Nothing.”

>…Nothing?

“Nah, we didn’t talk about that stuff, didn’t have time.”

>…Then what did you talk about? Education? Our current military policy?... If drones taste like fried raisins?

“No, silly! Why would we talk about that?”

>I’m tempted to find out.

1/2

>>29552545

“Well, naw, we mostly talked about Buffalo stuff. Did you know they really like dragons, it’s cool! And they run and stuff!”

>I… I’m tempted to just take the win of learning about other cultures. That’s where I’m at now. I care about learning.

“I didn’t listen for most of it and forgot what he said, but it was probably pretty cool.”

>Broken ankle at the finish line, got you.

“Can’t we fly?”

>Oh sure, now you remember that… did you get to talk about us at all?

“Nope.”

Hello darkness her old friend.

“And, just between you and me, I think he thought I was the other guy.”

She’s come to talk to him again.

“You know, FWOOSH! That guy!... Should I have asked?”

Because murder vision is softly creeping.

“Bah, I’ll do it next time. I’m gonna show everyone my cool dream catcher, only fifty bits!”

And soon the room would sound of head beating.

“Hey guys, check it out!”

Someday she’ll just blow out her brain.

>…That was the most success I’ve had so far…

Pain remains.

With the sound of silence.

>I need a drink.

>>29552552
At least she and AJ can share in their never ending pain..

>>29552552
>AJ
“AUJ”
~~~

“Oh hey, Ah’ just found out you guys still get along with the buffalo? Neat! You did do something right around here!”

>…

“…”

>…G-gonna… gonna elaborate on that?

“Ah’m not gonna shower you with praise, you get one good job and that’s your lot.”

>No, Ah’ meant…

“…what?”

>…

“Well, come on now!”

>…The buffalo.

“Ah’ just said good job.”

>….

“…”

>…Ya’ know what, Ah’ don’t wanna know.

“That’s kinda what got the sheriff into that mess-“

>DON’T WANNA KNOW!

>>29552647
....that got dark fast

>>29552647
Alter-genocide can happen to either side-Jack!

Alter-big and Hairy means they're pretty scary-Jack!

Alter-mercy no for buffalo-jack!

>Guard
“Guard 2”
(Cantie)
{Cantie 2}
~PT~
~~~~

~…this is not what my processors implied would happen.~

>YOUR MOTHER WAS A WHORE!

“Unlike yours, she was free!’

(I have a knife, and I’m aiming for dicks! Come at me bro!)

{Aiming for dicks and wanting a bunch of strangers to come at you? Just another Sunday, right?}

>You shut up!

“Don’t you tell someone to shut up!”

(Shut up!)

{You shut up!}

>EVERYONE SHUT UP!

“I’ll shut you up, with PUNCHES!”

(BRING IT ONNNN!)

{RREEEEEE!}

Bifbaffpow!

~Oh dear! Everyone, do break it up! Break up the fighting at once! Do not make me come in there! Alright, you asked for it, you are all getting a time out-~

>NOW!

WHANG!

~Error!~

>EVERYONE HIT IT AT ONCE!

WHANGWHANWHANWHANWHANNNGG!

~E-errorrrrr…~

Thunk!

>We did it!

“WOO!”

(Teamworrrk!)

{Working together!}

>That there… is magic.

“…”

(…)

{…So which one of you accidentally kicked the door closed}

>”(SON OF A

>>29552472
Mapple and Papple were done not to long ago, we knew and probably did it better first! Ha!

>>29552960
???

>>29552647
NC
>AJ
"AUJ"
~~~~

>Do Ah' even wanna know about what happened with the griffons?

"Oh no, Ah'm not gettin' into that. Everythin' Ah' did was legal and delicious-"

>BAIL

>>29553154
>and delicious

...i'm sickened but curious

>>29553024
There were a few stories a few threads back about her parents. Someone suggested we just call them Ma Apple and Pa Apple until we knew otherwise. Mapple and Papple kinda just happened.

OOC
>SA
"AJ"
'Celestia'
~~~~

>I'm starting to think we just like hurting ourselves.

"Whiny bugger."

'Ha! Because relationships.'

>I'm serious, we only ever seem to get into these situations with each other.

"Think we need someone to tell us when to stop."

'That's you! That's supposed to be you! You're supposed to be the down home flavor that makes everything make sense! Common sense pony!'

"You're the wise mentor, you should be wise enough to know not to let this happen."

'If I was wise, I'd have run off a long time ago.'

>Turnip farming?

'What? No, probably ballroom dancing.'

>See? She's not so wise.

'HEY'!'

"He ain't wrong."

'DOUBLE HEY!'

>Ahhhh, friendship.

"...So how long until someone notices we're locked in the trunk?"

'Probably around the time someone notices the giant ass talking trunk at the base of the castle slope.'

>You'd think that would have happened by now.

"...What're the odds we fell into a river after it rolled shut?"

>...

'...'

"Shit."

>>29553414
>Mapple is actually Mapear

Mother of god

So! Should I post one more cute? Or just get to the grand reveal?

>>29553877
Yes!

More cute!

>>29553877
Grand reveal of awful then cute to soften the ow

>>29553923
This, reveal THEN we put the depression pills down

>>29553877
Just get to the heartbreak already!

>>29553877
Ehhhhhh, just show the big reveal.

No point in dragging it out.

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~We all can find our way

All we need is our friends and a smile on our face

And when you can't seem to get it right

Put up a fight, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, whooooooa

The Magic of Friendship brings us together

And makes anything possible~

>>29554073
>Demon mode Sunset

Shiiiiiii

>>29554073
She has to sing that now, if this happens. She HAS to sing this.

>>29554073
>Chitania!
>Sunset!
>>Fuuuuuu-shio! HA!

>>We are Suntainia!

>>29554073
>One was bad and three was neat, but combining the two will turn up the heat.

>~The Magic of Friendship can turn the tide, a power of love, mighty and fine.

>But just like a coin it has two sides, its not something just for yours or mine.~

You combined both modes!? You madman!

>>29554073
>I went camping in another timeline...

>>29554073
That is a really bitching coat...

>>29554073
Jesus Christ Almighty...

>>29554073
OK, I'm really curious now, what was the mark from Vari gonna be?

>>29554073
>Friendship technically saved her and granted her power in both timelines

Wow that profound when you think about it.

>>29554073
>Scar looks like a star

Well that was a convenient murder!

>>29554073
Cute now!

Please cute now!

>>29554201
The spikes are a bit much but I like the overall aesthetic

>>29554127
Only in part, I figured it would appeal to the 'SHES EVIIIIIIL! KILL HER!' crowd cause she'd look the part.

>>29554140
I'm hoping that she will, but with only one 'yeah yeah' in there.

>>29554168
That would be interesting.

>>29554173
You might be right!

>>29554201
I know right? I just wish I could have done this on a computer, colors would help big time, like the flame looking thing jutting out the end of the coat is sheer and orange, but you wouldn't know unless you were me.

>>29554223
Jesus doesn't come here, only Satan... and maybe Cthulhu.

>>29554224
I've always imagined that a Unicorn's magical signature was special to them, its like a finger print, unique only to them. The shade of color, the sparkly effects, everything about it unique to them. Now imagine, YOU'RE using all YOUR power, enough to manifest in a transformation, everything is YOU at YOUR finest! And you see something that is clearly HER and not YOU. Something from someone you hate on a level most could ever hope to achieve. The final 'Fuck You' form one of your worst enemies is that they've messed up your most special trait.

I was gonna have the outline around her horn be in the shape of The Bitch's horn.

>>29554229
It is, that's why it makes sense that it actually would work. Sunset has friends now, those who would depend and be depended on, they just happen to be on the wrong side of what you wanted.

>>29554274
It's not really, the angle is off and the coat covers up the rest.

>>29554325
No. Cute later. Take it in a bit more~

>>29554400
Hey, usually rivets on a jacket spike up in a transformation, I'm just following the standards set in place by the foremasters.