Earth pony mares are for breeding.

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>>29535654
Yup

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superior butt genetics

>>29535654
coco is for good anal fuck

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>>29535797

Indeed.

Appul is second only to >>29535797 in terms of rut-ability.

>>29537423
You can't breed with anal.

>>29537454

Not with THAT attitude, you can't.

Just gotta believe in yourself.

>>29537454
you breed poz

>tfw want to be a pegasus because I love birds and fighter jets
>tfw I have to either give up my wings or racemix
FUCK. Before you say "just don't cum inside," I have a huge breeding fetish. Xbox huge.
>>29537562
Only if one of you has AIDS/HIV already. I'm sure you can get other STDs/STIs/whatever the right term is, though, so make sure that poop chute's clean.

>>29535654
I want the Pegasus pussy. Just imagine pumping and dumping some cum in some sexy Pegasus mare hundreds of feet in the air.

>>29537615
why not just breed a pegasus mare? everyone knows this earth pony meme is just waifufags trying to compensate for the fact that their waifus can't give wingjobs or magicjobs (which is not the end of the world)

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THICC

>>29537454
This is why I don't think it's really a thing for Earth pony mares: it's procreation, but doesn't bring life. Unless she's some kind of weird deviant, it's viewed as pointless when six foals is considered a healthy, average family.

>>29535797
Just finished jacking it to the lewd version of this. Mud pone asses are top tier.

>>29535654
>you will never hump Coco's hindleg like a dog

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BREEDING
HIPS

>>29537615
I don't think that's how AIDS works

Coco tends to 'fly under the radar' at work, but that suits her just fine. The most anypony everything notices of 'her season' is that she becomes a total sweetheart, moreso than usual.

>>29538172
>tfw you're into hindlegs on mares and it's such a niche idea that it only gets drawn unintentionally

>>29537803
>six foals is considered a healthy, average family
This.
>more frequent estrus cycle
>extremely quick post-birth recuperation, no skips in estrus cycle postpartum
>high fertility, more common occurrences of twins, triplets or even quintuplets
>plumper teats, with excess milk production used either in wetnursing or cookery
>large, muscular hips encourage healthy births and strong orgasms for both partners

>>29538327
>be CocoBf
>she lets herself in after work reeking of mares' heat
>of course they're all syncing up or some shit
>Coco leaps onto your lap on the couch, filling your personal space with the scent of white chocolate as she stretches and clicks her back
>she giggles, plants a smooch on your cheek, and demands a 'good evening cuddle'

>>29537615

>being such a race autist that you create this problem for yourself

More horse pussy for me, I guess. KYS my good man.

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*blocks your path*

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>>29537615
>I have a huge breeding fetish

So you have a fetish for sexual intercourse. What makes you so special?

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>>29535654
Unicorns are built for pleasure.

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>>29539029
My headcanon? Unicorn mares have the tightest pussies.

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>>29539029
You can have a unicorn for a wife, a family with her even. But when you got to BREED a mare, ain't nothing but an earth pony gonna suffice. Pounding savagely against her robust plot, her plump, juicy pussy sucking you in vigorously to milk every last drop of your cum straight into her fertile uterus. Doing this over and over again, not leaving a single one of her eggs unfertilized until she can no longer imagine not having your babies filling her uterus. Long years of pregnancy that have molded her body into perfect milfy thiccness and huge, swollen teats full of nutritious milk that could feed an entire nursery, a monument of absolute beauty that wants nothing but to bear more of your children.

THAT, my friend, is breeding.

>>29535654
Are they for breeding cattle, dogs, pigs, or what exactly?

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>>29538376
>such a niche idea
but
but the exquisite way soft fat of the rump cushions firm, powerful muscle of the thigh
the gentle flex of sinew and muscle forming movement of knee and hoof
the nearby tummy for holding, vagina for breeding, and teats for teasing
framed by perfectly-formed, shapely hips for growing, holding and nourishing a foal in her belly

>>29539115
cool headcanon, but the pony races are not any different at all in everything that you mentioned

>>29539278
Farming ponies might?

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>>29539034
>rarity
>tight pussy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE MEME BUDDY

>>29539278
Satyrs, obviously.

>>29539115
[dreamy sigh]

>>29539839
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I wanted to see that guineafowl shot

>you will never fuck Pinkie doggysyle
>you will never hear the squelches of her sopping wet mare pussy
>you will never feel her clint winking out against your balls
>you will never hear the loud smacks of your body colliding with her plump ass
>you will never see her ass meat jiggle with every thrust

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Coco is a complete slut for cock.

>>29537806
share?

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>>29539958
>you will never feel her clint winking out against your balls
>you will never feel her clint
>her clint
>clint

>>29540031
Great, now I can't stop imagining Clint Eastwood where her vagina should be.

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>>29535654

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>>29539958
>>29540031
>>29540043

>>29538877
>you will never attend the Apples' annual bash
>you will never feel a tiny hoof against Apple Leaves' belly

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Practically obligatory

>>29540320
>human anatomy
Would not breed.

>>29540393
faggot detected

>>29535654
How can you breath with this pussy in your face?

>>29540491
inhale and exhale
unless her pussy is so dank the fumes completely replace the air in front of your face

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I want to be the retarded earth pony fuck toy

>>29539973
I don't think I've ever read the comic for this.

Could I get a link?

Fuck, this thread is making me want to fap exclusively to earth pony mares.

>>29540491
Doesn't matter.

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>ywn never be a mudpony broodmare

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>tfw no qt 3.14 alicorn mares yo make my broodmares

>>29540796
>>tfw no qt 3.14 alicorn mares

true hell

>>29540796

>yo make my broodmares

r-right away

>>29540796
>yo
to
don't post while tired kids

>>29540769
I want to fuck Anonmare.

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>>29535654
Everybody knows Earth pone got ALL the hips.

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>>29540826
she's not very open to it

>>29540997
>ywn be turned into a qt3.14 mare
>Anon will never pet and stroke you by force, calling you cute as you call him a faggot
>he will never whisper into your ear that you'll make a great broodmare
>ywn freak out and try to escape
>he will never use his superior strength and weight to force you to the ground
>ywn never screw your eyes shut as he wraps your neck in a thick leather collar
>ywn struggle to exhaustion as he patiently pulls you towards the basement by a chain on your collar
>ywn feel hopeless and helpless as he locks the other end of the chain to a pipe with a padlock
>ywn hide under a table to get away from him
>ywn feel weak all over again as he easily uses the chain to pull you out from under the table and pin you against the floor
>he will never stroke your mane in mock tenderness as he whispers into your ear that he's going to breed you tonight
>ywn fight back tears to call him a faggot again as the door closes, trapping you in the inky blackness of the basement, alone with your thoughts

I'm okay with this, actually.

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>>29541094
Teacher pone is fucking made for sexual.

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>>29540997
With an ass like that, I won't take "no" for an answer.

Shameful bump

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Earth pony mares are thirsty.

>>29540700
>ywn be the pretty autist horse

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Sexual!

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>>29542078

>>29540722
just a simple 3-pages comic
>https://derpibooru.org/1016004
>https://derpibooru.org/1016005
>https://derpibooru.org/1016006

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>>29541999
Nips so needs to do the next scenes

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What did she mean by this?

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>>29542137
Ah,
So that is where this comes from.

>>29542480

Coco Pommel in one sentence or your money back*

*Money back not guaranteed

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>>29542480
>>29542488
I want to make Coco my broodmare.

>>29542537
I want to fuck that mannequin in the background.

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Moms are not for lewd

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>>29539115

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>>29543561
but thats wrong tho

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>>29535654
Wha yoo jus nao figurin tha out Ya limp pol sissy?

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>>29539958
>>29540031
>>29540043

>>29544368
>>29542537
The way this guy draws faces is fucking atrocious. He obviously has the skill to draw a well done face but he just doesn't and continues to use this fucking garbage "style".

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>>29535654
You might be onto something there.
But there is not enough data to verify this yet.

>>29538449
>Coco's heat turns her into a real cuddlebug, erasing her ideas of 'personal space' and getting almost tantric
>Pinkie finds excuses to somehow end up underneath you, instinctively squirming and shifting her stance to bear your weight
i don't know how AJ's ovaries would talk to her, but i'm sure it'd be sexy

>>29535654
I bet porno mags that feature earth pony mares exclusively are a big hit in Equestria.

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>>29546157
>unicorn wearing dark glasses and overcoat enters newsagents' store

>>29545553
>skinny pegasus
Leave now

>>29546144
>In Equestria, mares uteri are intelligent
>They can't literally speak, but their control over their owner's hormones allows them to strategically manipulate their behavior
>All in pursuit of foals
>Mares who aren't ready to start a family have to play a figurative chess match with their ovaries to avoid ending up under a stallion

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>>29546176
Scrawny unicorn mares aren't doing it for the unicorn stallions. They want the THICC earth mares.

>>29546195
>mares are activated into horny sleeper agents when their vag says the codeword
>AJ is halfway through some task about the farm when she hears a faint "..Soooooup's onnnnn" in the distance
>"..MUST KILL JOHN LENNO-..AH MEAN...MUST BREED."

>>29546176
>a shadow passes
>looking up, a pegasus colt is straining to remain airborne and struggling with his cargo
>it's an earth pony mare, currently laughing to the point of tears as her dangling hoof-tips draw gentle furrows in the compacted earth

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>>29546203

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>>29546157

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>>29542546
>choice between Coco and mannequin
>choose mannequin

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>>29546181
You know you want it

>>29548021
In this thread, it's thick earth mare ass or get out.

>>29548021
bony as fuck

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>>29548021
Nothing compared to glorious earth pony flanks.

>>29544933
Shut the fuck up you retarded nigger, the faces are fine

>>29538877
>rape

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>>29548066
Beautiful

>>29548066
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>29548195
dude...

When it comes down to foalbearing, no unicorn or pegasus can even come close to the bounty and fertilty of earth ponies.
Back when the subraces were all divided into tribes, mortality rates of pegasi and unicorns paled in comparison to earth foals, their mothers would been skin and bone and without a good source of food for the mother, there was very little milk made for the foals.
With earth pony mothers, the nectar of life would have been seemingly limitless due to their affinity for foodmaking and agriculture.
This meant that large families were common for earth ponies and while modern pony society makes it so that pegasi and uncorns can have large familes if they want to, they are still not used to bearing life.

God damn I would kill to be an earth pony foal to a loving mother

>>29548514
>mortality rates of pegasi and unicorns paled in comparison to earth foals
That means the opposite of what you seem to think it means.

>>29548571
Bollocks,
Meant to say mortality rates of earths paled in comparison.

Double negatives still fuck me up sometimes.

>>29547442
Ehhh, she wouldn't be good for breeding.
She'll poison the foal with that much alcohol.

>>29548696
What if getting knocked up repeatedly is just the push she needed to finally sober up?

The best thing about a fetish of getting mares to bear your offspring is that it makes the most sense from a survival point of view.
Scat and diapers don't make new life.

>>29548771
What about feeding other ponies to your waifu to give the foal lots of nutrients and satisfy her weird pregnancy cravings?

>>29540216
beautiful

>>29537640
>implying I wouldn't breed a pegasus made
>implying it's not called majerking

>>29538787
>KYS
>being a Leafy autist
Demonstrate for me and I'll do it. Totally.

>>29539001
No no no you misunderstand. It's impregnation I'm into. See, I get incredibly aroused by the thought of shoving my cock in a fertile mare at the peak of her estrus, her hot and soaked pussy winking against my heavy balls, begging me to rut her like an animal and knock her up. That's only the beginning though. The whole sex part is great, of course, but the most exciting part for me is when I would hit my peak, furiously thrusting away a few more times as I drown her cunt in my virile cum, and holding her there, making sure that she coaxes every last drop out from my cock. Then I'd keep her hips up to make sure ALL my cum pours into her cervix yes that's probably the wrong choice of words but shut up and gives her MY child.

That primal act just really gets me turned on okay.

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Would you also breed a fertile filly at the peak of her estrus?

>>29549873
nooe im not a pedo

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>>29549921
Alright. More fertile fillies for me.

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>>29549921
>Not wanting to dick a filly when she craves it the most.

Your loss.

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She can't run the farm by herself you know.

>>29549873
>>29549986
>>29550001
That's wrong

>>29550656
But she does

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>>29550672
Her parents are getting old, Maud's studying and will probably go to do her own thing and Marble's practically useless. That's at least 4 kids needed as replacements, probably more. Lots more.

>>29550687
>the Pies' mother was much the same as Limestone, in her youth
Aww. She just needs to find somepony to rub down her edges a little and settle down with.

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>>29539029
I head canon that Celestia has a class for unicorns at her school on kinky ways to use magic during sex and that all unicorns are the best when it comes to pleasure and kinkiness. You will never forget a night in bed with a unicorn. Unless a memory spell is part of the foreplay of course.

>>29538392
This, plus
>Earth pony mares can rear viable, healthy offspring much later than other tribes
Pinkie's mother could easily bring twins into Equestria; Mrs Cake is in her prime. Granny Smith, uh, not so much

>>29550710
They started calling her Granny at a comparatively young age for Earth ponies, as a way of gently mocking how she chose to strike out into business on her own instead of settling down and rearing a family.

Of course it was her knack for business that turned the Apples into an economic force to be reckoned with, so she's the one cackling from her comfy chair now.

Of course their annual family reunion is held at Sweet Apple Acres, to show there's no hard feelings ... everypony knows who's the boss, though.

>>29550709
>Celestia has a class for unicorns at her school on kinky ways to use magic during sex
that's a little palcomix-tier desu

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>>29550670
What's wrong is denying these fillies what they crave. They are ready and willing, and their empty wombs are begging to filled with the seed of a virile male so they can bear new life into this world.

>>29550731
>palcomix
What is that and is it bad?
>>29550737
Just cause a kid wants a cookie before dinner doesn't mean you can give them one.

>>29550731
Celestia wouldn't teach the class of course. She would hire a sexy unicorn mare to teach it. Her name is Kama Huftra.

>>29549921
If she's in estrus then she's clearly old enough.

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>>29550731
i still would like to see that

>>29550792
>palcomix
a peruvian "artist" who managed to make a crew to make his shitty fanfics with very bad drawings styles.
most are hit-and-miss. if you want to know about his content, go to derpibooru and add th tag "equestria untamed".
just a note: you must have your filters in "everything" to see it

>>29550699
I'd rub her edges, if you know what I mean.

>>29535654
Shame they are no good for anything else.

>>29544933
First one is maybe a little off but the second one looks fine.

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>>29550792
You can, but then she'll ask for a glass of milk.

>>29549873
>a filly
>already ovulating

Too old.

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>>29549502
>Demonstrate for me and I'll do it. Totally.

Uh huh. Whatever you say.

Why bring race into your fantasy, though? Is that also a fetish thing of yours? Because if that's all it is to you, then that's cool with me.

>>29551327
God that anthro anatomy. Kill it with fire.

>>29551610
Pegasi mixing with earth ponies is how you get miserable kiwis like Scootaloo.

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>>29551461

>>29539115
I remember how I used to think vaginas could suck your dick and other things in. I was about 7, at the peak of virginity. Unfortunately, nowadays this kills the boner.

>>29551610
Just something I have a strong stance on. Don't cross the streams, I say. Live and let live.

>>29551327
You forgot the part where he's literally blind.

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Cop pone is for breeding.

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>>29553372
Are any ponies not for breeding?

>>29553372
Mmm, I just want to give that cop pony a good pounding while she's still in uniform.

>>29552904
Literally blind, as in he can't see?

Legally blind, meaning his vision is impaired to a significant degree?

Or figuratively blind, as in he makes obvious mistakes regarding character design?

>>29553372
>>29554652
>https://derpibooru.org/1147044

>>29535654
Coco Pommel is the only one that I would legitimately molest.

>>29552193

Increased diversity of traits, including the physical attributes of "race", in offspring is literally THE reason sex exists as a thing. If you don't want "crossing the streams", sex will never give you what you want. Your impregnation fetish isn't even illogical, but rather it is anti-logical. You're actively working to frustrate yourself. You are aware of this, right?

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>>29540043
Get three coffins ready

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>>29540031
>>29540043

>>29554889
Mixed-race children IRL are at increased risk of health and behavior problems
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1448064/
and have fucky blood/tissue types that make it hard to find transplants
https://archive.fo/80taD
. Sticking to your own kind isn't just common sense, it's backed up by science.

>>29554889
Biologically blacks, as a whole, have a much much lower IQ. No, that's not /polshit/, it's supported by many studies. It's like literally saying you want your kid to be stupid and extra aggressive.

>>29552016
Or Pegasi with earth pony strength, which is a race mic Celestia exclusively uses to recruit royal guard

>>29555066
>implying the pegasus royal guardponies aren't just in decent shape from constant PT
Applejack or any earth pony could probably beat off all of them at once, the hollow-boned pansies.

>>29554969

Nobody said recombination was without any downsides. Nothing in life, including Life itself, happens without taking risks.

What you're arguing for is forced autism and stagnation. If Life had followed that plan, you'd still be pond scum. I don't even mean that figuratively as some sort of insult, even if you probably take it as such.

Even some bacteria figured out that miscegenation is a winning strategy in the long term. Maybe one day you too will realize this.

>>29555087
I'm not saying I disagree with you, AJ is too stronk. But earth pony Pegasi mix sometimes makes Pegasi that are unusually strong in comparison to standard GOTTA GO FAST pegasi

>>29555112
Fucking phoneposting. Top stronk*

>>29555089
Except that for basically the entire history of life as we know it, Life HAS followed that plan. Living things only bred with other living things that were in reasonably close physical proximity to them, causing groups farther apart from each other to diverge into distinct subspecies.
It's only within the past few hundred years, not even a blink of an eye in evolutionary time, that groups normally isolated by oceans and thousands of miles of terrain have been thrown together into an environment where they can interbreed en masse, and even then most people had to be persuaded by external forces to give miscegenation a shot. Abraham Lincoln, for example, felt that laws against it weren't necessary because no decent person with self-respect would want to.

>>29554157

Yes, but breeding a unicorn vs an earth pony is like eating a bare pizza vs one with all the toppings.

>>29555879
would

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>>29539115
Hot.

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I want to be the pathetic earth brood mare

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>>29557180
Devoting your superior fertile earth mare body to birthing healthy and strong offsprings is not pathetic in the slightest. If anything, it's God's plan and the meaning of life itself.

>>29555197

You do know that "species" and "subspecies" are just labels and don't actually affect whether offspring are possible, viable, or fertile... right?

Case in point: H. sapiens and H. neanderthalensis are considered separate species, but it is a fact that your and my ancestors fucked Neanderthals and produced viable offspring with them who appear in your direct family tree. Every human alive today---including you yourself---are a few percent Neanderthal.

<bit dot ly/2mpgGjV>

Things are complicated. I understand that, in the face of such complexity, a way to react is to close off the mind to new ideas and fall back upon the simple memes of "race" and "species" humans have used for thousands of years. But those memes simply don't fit the entirety of available data as well as newer ones do. The old memes make for convincing stories, but stories aren't what holds up Western civilization today, and it never could.

>>29557287
Not him, but do you tense up when I say President Donald Trump?_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

>>29544933
this

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>>29557294

No, but pic related.

Also, I'm white, western European, not trans, and not gay for humans, so I don't feel like my very existence is under direct attack 24/7/365.

It also helps that the orange dumbass and his bumbling failcrew don't have anywhere near enough political capital to go after Jews as a group. They would if they could. So they'll just have to work with what they've got.

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Professional breeder.

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Earth pony stallions are for breeding.

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>>29557287
>>29557780
Race is objectively, measurably real.
Even if it weren't, people believe in it, making it real in its consequences.
For example, the consequence of cishet white Western European males' existence being under direct attack 24/7/365.

>>29557904
>Even if it weren't, people believe in it, making it real in its consequences.

The fact that you know the Thomas theorem gives away your trolling game sempai~

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>>29557882

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All-organic foals.

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>>29558154
Children are a blessing

>>29558154
>anthroshit
i'm warning you

>>29557882
>>29557919
>Anon is a prostitute
>He shows up at his latest client's hotel room
"Hello, Miss Harshwhinny, you look-"
>"I'll pay you ten thousand bits if we do this without protection. Multiple ejaculations, all of them inside."
"What? But-"
>"I want foals. I don't have time to reenter the dating scene and get them the normal way. You look like you'll make cute foals, and since the ad stipulated birth control of some sort, I'm guessing you can get me pregnant."
"But I-"
>"Also, you have to cuddle with me in between inseminations. I want you to rub my tummy and tell me that I'm going to be a great mom."

wat do?

>>29558530
The customer is always right

She wants to shell out 10,000 bits for me to do what I do, I can dig it

>>29558530
Whoa there.

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>>29558530
Do it for free.

>>29558530
I'll do it only if I get to name one of the foals in addition to the 10K

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>>29558409
Watch your mouth, fool. You know not who you are speaking to in such a threatening manner.

>>29558530
"Miss Harshwhinny, if we did this, I couldn't not be there for them. They'd be my kids as much as yours, I'd want to be as much a part of their lives as you."
>She smirks lightly
>"Oh dear, how ever will I live with myself, knowing that I've ended a whore's career? I only hope me and our children can make up for the love and fulfillment you used to get from fucking strangers for money."

>>29557180
She probably smells like wood and apples. God, I want to kiss her...

>>29553372
>>29554157
>>29557882
I will take these sexy earth mares for my harem.

>>29557882
>>29558154
What drives people to post these anthropomorphic abominations in a thread about MARES?

>>29559653
the same shit as the eqgfags and glimmerniggers:

"H-HHEHEHEH, SALTY! SALT SALT SALT!! HAH-HEHEHE!!! U MAD? Y MAD, BRONY?!!!"

>>29559391
one has to wonder how she gets along in canterlot high society, especially given >>29538392

>>29559661
The hell. Are you having a stroke?

>>29559681
She does fine. She has you to give her plenty of foals.

>>29559681
>>29559724
>attend one of her rehearsals as everypony is dispersing into chattering groups
>offer to carry her cheller, as usual
>as usual she declines, smartly snapping the case latches shut and hoisting it onto her back
>the violinist she smilingly despises clucks her tongue in disapproval
>wordlessly curl an arm around your swollen, radiant marefu, cheller and all, and exit onto the cold marble steps ouside

>>29559724
Him? Does he work at Canterlot's foundling hospital?

>>29559685
Worse. Autism.

>>29559661
Stop posting you fucking cringe lord idiot.

>>29560096
>cringe
Or what, huh /r/4chan?

>>29560118
I thought I told you to stop posting, faggot? Shut your mouth before you embarrass yourself even more, buddy.

>>29560126
Lol how can I shut my mouth if I'm not talking though, dude

Fuck you're stupid, why don't you shut your mouth

>>29560145
It means stop posting dumbass.
Cut your fucking fingers off and kill yourself for good measure so nobody ever has to see your fucking drivel again.

>>29560145
>>29560172
Ladies, ladies, please! There's no need to fight! You're both beautiful!

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>>29560172
Pbttt, cry some more, fag

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How many little farmhands do you think would have to be running around before Applejack would concede that she no longer needed to overexert herself while heavy with foal?

>>29561204
About a dozen.

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>>29539115

>>29559653
plebs gonna pleb, man

>>29552161
>he doesn't realize that sentient vagoos are the way of the future
Anon...

>>29559784
>>wordlessly curl an arm around your swollen, radiant marefu, cheller and all, and exit onto the cold marble steps ouside
cute

>>29561353
>mastrubating

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>>29539115
>perfect milfy thiccness and huge, swollen teats full of nutritious milk that could feed an entire nursery, a monument of absolute beauty that wants nothing but to bear more of your children.
I like the way you think anon.

>>29562440
Sorry, *mastrubaitng

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>>29562894

>>29559653

Oh so soddy! I didn't know that standing up on their rear hooves made them anthro.

>>29563144
Are you retarded? Do you not know what human anatomy looks like? Do those look like horses to you? Can you even read? Even the bloody tags say "semi-anthro"?

>>29563561
>Do you not know what human anatomy looks like?

Yes, including stuff like tits, hands, and feet.
I'm not responsible for some faggot adding the "semi-anthro" tag to a picture of a bipedal pony.

>>29563584
So you ignore all anatomy except the hands, feet, and breasts when determining the form of an animal? You are an utter retard, then. My question's been answered.

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>>29563604

Look, the show has anthro ponies.

>>29563343
>when your stupid weeb roommate won't shut up about her My Little Whatever and totally believes this music thing is going to take off any day now

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>>29563584
>he doesn't know what semianthro is

>>29563695

I have seen the error of my ways.
Please forgive my heresy.

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>>29563669
>behold i have brought you a man

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>>29549502
>No no no you misunderstand. It's impregnation I'm into. See, I get incredibly aroused by the thought of shoving my cock in a fertile mare at the peak of her estrus, her hot and soaked pussy winking against my heavy balls, begging me to rut her like an animal and knock her up. That's only the beginning though. The whole sex part is great, of course, but the most exciting part for me is when I would hit my peak, furiously thrusting away a few more times as I drown her cunt in my virile cum, and holding her there, making sure that she coaxes every last drop out from my cock. Then I'd keep her hips up to make sure ALL my cum pours into her cervix yes that's probably the wrong choice of words but shut up and gives her MY child.

>tl:dr I want sex with pony

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>>29553372
Naked cop pony

>>29565962
>naked cop pony
lost all her appeal

>>29566474
Not all of her appeal. She's still a sexy earth mare.

>>29566545
But earth ponies aren't sexy.

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>>29566604

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>>29566608
Unicorns are just inheretly sexier.
That is fact.

>>29566474
Wrong.

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This thread has a disgustingly low desire to breed the appul.

i like pinkie pie

>>29557180
I feel you
>Tfw will never become a mare and be bred by anons

>>29568571
I think i want to experience what heat is like. I want to be in one of their bodies when they get an unquenchable desire for a long, deep rutting.

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>>29568571
>>29568592

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>>29566604
That's very wrong though.

>>29568614
You're trying to say you don't want to wake up one morning and feel a warm swell of hunger come from your loins?

>>29568704
Nah dude, I ain't into transformation shit.

Someone has to stay human so theres HMD to go around.

>>29568745
It wouldn't be transformation. I wouldn't want it to be permanent. I just wanna know what they feel. I feel like men get the short end of things. We have a dick, we put it in things, it feels good, we cum.
Women and mares in particular get hot and bothered, their bodies actually start to betray them. They want dick, they need dick, they fantasize about dick. The strongest, most independent woman wants nothing more than a strong bodied male to dominate and rut her. All because of some ancient program in the recesses of the primitive brain that causes some hormones to be released. And thats before the actual fucking happens.

>>29568777
If you don't get hot and bothered and desperate to get your bone on then stop fapping so much.

>>29568835
I do but a quick fap ends it. A mare is in heat for weeks.

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>>29568623
Best ponies.

>>29563693
>when your stupid weeb roommate finds an actual, real life human and start pumping out babies together left and right

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>>29538392
>plumper teats, with excess milk production used either in wetnursing or cookery
>wetnursing or cookery
>cookery

>your mare finishes feeding the kids and you milk her plump teats into a pair of glasses, both to ensure they don't get sore, as well as to get a drink
>you gulp one down before work much to her pleasure, and set one aside for later
>you come home from a long day's work to a cold glass of your mare's milk and a rough, loving fuck in preparation for making more foals

>>29541118
>is made for sexual fucking
ftfy

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Ready
And
Willing

Are there any good greentexts about mares in heat? I'll post the only one I have, it's short and unfinished but it makes my cock hard.

>>29571172
>Shitty week at work
>Every asshole pony is a critic
>Put on completely free shows and all they do is complain
>Spa appointment tomorrow, hopefully to forget everything that happened these last few days
>Getting ready for bed when "it" hits
>It's way early this year, why this weekend? Why now?
>Decide to sleep anyway and hope it's just a fluke
>Dream of all sorts of sex that just isn't happening in real life
>Wake up 2 hours early with soaked sheets and a raging inferno between the legs. Stupid clit won't stop popping
>Room smells like the trashiest of Canterlot brothels
>There is no way leaving the house for the spa appointment later is a good idea
>After this week though, maybe it's worth the shame
>Surely Aloe and Lotus have dealt with mares in heat before. What better place to relax than the spa?

>>29571206
>Groan and roll over
>Completely lost all control over my tail, as it whips the sheets up over my back into a big pile and refuses to go down
>Sigh and roll out of bed, sheets clinging to my still sensitive rump from the dream that woke me up
>Head straight for the shower to clean up the matted fur of my lower half, avoiding looking back at my mess of a bed.
>Start by rinsing the sweat out of my mane, followed by my midsection and then the area I was dreading
>Tail flips itself out of the way in anticipation... stupid tail
>bend my front hooves down and immediately feel my dock clench as the warm water blasts my crevice, causing my whole body to shudder
>Maybe taking care of it now will help at the spa later?
>Try to hold back a moan, worried ponies walking by outside the wagon might hear me
>Fail horribly at holding back a moan and losing any care of ponies outside hearing me
>In absolute bliss as the endless cascade of tiny water droplets makes my mind go blank
>The climax finally arrives, as I feel my inner muscles clench down on absolutely nothing, dissatisfied with what I provided them with and punishing me by making me lose my balance
>Fall into a mixture of shower water and heat
>Let the shower rinse off the rest and step out
>Immediately hit by another wave of heat after drying off

>>29571216
>My left back hoof taps on the wooden floor, as I ponder how to alleviate this without being humiliated
>A knock on the wagon door startles me out of fantasies of being serviced by Aloe as her sister massages my hooves
>I make my way over, and feel my tail whip around on it's own again, knocking a picture frame on to the bed
>Glancing over for the first time, I see the damage... It's going to be a nightmare to clean that mess up. Stupid tail. Thanks for reminding me.
>Finally open the upper part of my door, blasting a wall eyed gray mare holding a letter in her hoof with a wave of Trixie
>She sniffs
"Oohh, that time of the year is it?"
>I glare at her, and groan.
"You should go see the doc! He always lets me borrow one if his crazy gizmos for mine!"
>I roll my eyes and grab the letter, letting her know the Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't need anyponys "gizmos".
>my tail continues to swish back and forth, sending the warm, sex filled air in her direction, without my permission.
"Well if you are still suffering through it later, I could always swing by!"
>She smiles at me, her left eye slowly making its way to a normal position, followed by a wink
>surprised, I nod at her blushing while hurredly closing the door. Trixie can't be caught blushing... or winking in another way at the idea of her cute golden eyes staring up at me as she...
>The letter looks to be from Twilight. I set that aside for later, far too frustrated to deal with her flowery language right now.
>Once again, my mind wanders to all the amazing things I would do to that dirty little nerd if she wasn't so obsessed with her princess.
>A hard wink from behind shocks me out of my fantasy
>This is going to be a long day...

>>29571223
>I don my cloak to keep my tail under control as I head out of my wagon into the much cooler spring air of Ponyville
>Unfortunately it just so happens to be windy. My cloak flutters all over the place. Stupid wind
>I toss it back in the wagon and grab some ribbon to tie the base of my tail down instead
>My magic is barely functioning as I shudder and inadvertently spread my back legs while desperately trying to get my horn to cooporate and tie this dumb ribbon up
>The very act of this has me leaving a puddle in my entryway. The ribbon constantly fluttering against my crotch
>Why did I have to buy the extra soft ribbons?
>After a few more tries, it's finally tightened enough to keep my tail under control
>I'm going to need another shower at this rate...
>I grab a towel and quickly swipe from the ribbon down to a river trickling down my back leg to hopefully mask the obvious.
>This only makes it worst as I once again shudder and wink.
>I hate today
>I toss the towel back in and formulate a plan to get to the spa as quickly as possible.
>Aloe and Lotus always keep a cool pool around for the ponies that use the sauna. Surely that will help relieve this. Maybe Lotus will join m....
>I stop myself before getting carried away again with a huff, and trot in the direction of the spa

>>29571229
>Unfortunately, Aloe and Lotus's spa just happens to be on one of the most crowded streets of Ponyville, especially this early when everypony is rushing around for work.
>As I make my way down it, gusts of wind blow my Great and Powerful essence all over the place.
>Mares glance at me blushing
>Stallions wink
>My body winks back without my consent under the ribbon as I walk by
>Stupid estrus...
"Trixie! Hey!"
>Oh no, please no
>An obnoxious alicorn princess lands next to me.
>A flood of my earlier thoughts immediately triggers. I can feel my tail straining against the ribbon.
"Oh... wow! Uhh sorry, I didn't realize. Most mares don't enter their breeding phase until much later in spring! I read all about it just the other day. Isn't it fascinating how different we all are?"
>I glare at her, while using every ounce of brain and muscle power to suppress an urge to pounce on her and bury myself underneath that nerdy tail cut right then and there.
"Did you get my letter? I gave it to Derpy a few hours ago. You know how she is though."
>I spend a few seconds trying to process what she just said while my back hoof taps the cobblestones as I desperately try to keep my cool
>I use my spa appointment as an excuse for not having time to read it yet
"You are going to the spa? Can I join? I haven't had my horn done in ages!"
>I want this
>I know I want this
>The way a certain, now throbbing part of my anatomy tells me I definitely wants this
>I can't admit to this
>I tell her they are all booked up and probably wouldn't have room
>Princesses don't get special privileges after all.
>She Looks a bit downtrodden
"Well maybe next time. Have fun at the spa Trixie! And good luck with the estrus!"
>Why would she say that so loud
>The ponies that couldn't already smell me glance over
>I shuffle away in embarassment.
>Today really sucks.

>>29571233
That's all sadly.

>>29565962
how lewd

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Would you breed a needy OC mare?

>>29573223
Sure, why not? I want a harem of sexy earth pony mares. With the Pie sisters, Applejack, Nurse Redheart, Roseluck, Mr. Harshwhinny, Bon bon, that cute cop mare, et al.

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>>29573223
WOULD I

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>>29573254
>>29573272
How about a needy OC filly?

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>>29573392

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>>29573426
You heard me.

>>29557889
THIS

It's wrong to sexualize cartoon ponies

>>29573223
>>29573392
Both at the same time

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>>29573254
>implying you could handle even one

>>29573272
>knocking up a huehuehue 7-1 pony

>>29573511
The correct choice.
>Two sisters competing over who is the most worthy of being bred.
>The mare using her curves and wide hips to entice you to ride her all night.
>The filly showing you just how tight her pussy is and how wanting her womb is for your seed.
>Send the whole night fucking both of them until your cum leaks from their cunts.
>Only the filly manages to gets pregnant and lords it over her sister for the next year.

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>>29574907

I want to breed a big fat stallion ass

>>29574467
>not being a glorious aryan and put 7 foals in 1 fuck to remember her crushing defeat

>>29575280
fag scum need not apply

>>29573905
>Earth ponies came to embrace monogamy out of practicality, thereby naturally selecting for big hips & dicks
I like it

i still feel ashamed of liking them this way

>>29573254
>harem
>not being loyal to one earth pony waifu
Get out

uh?

>>29575781
Why? You ain't nothing but mammals.

>>29575781
Don't argue with your penis.

>>29575865
>not fucking literally hundreds of satyrs into the world

>>29577798
Human = human
Pony = pony
Human =/= pony

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>>29579242

>>29579288
Dumb mobileposter

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>>29579242
>>29579332

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>>29579242

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Are earth pony satyrs for breeding?

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>>29535654
B-but OP... I'm to small… No please! D-don’t put in me...