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Jojo Thread #11.1: DORARARARA Edition

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Oh shit I didn't bump it in time. Sorry about that.

Have you ever wanted a Stand? Here's your chance to do it vicariously through characters that totally aren't self-inserts!

>Writefags/Pastebins (Alphabetized):

Ace_Sorou: http://pastebin.com/u/Ace_Sorou

A-nonMoose: http://pastebin.com/u/A-nonMoose

AusAnon: http://pastebin.com/u/AusAnon

Cameo: http://pastebin.com/u/Creamymemedaddy

Ditherer: http://pastebin.com/u/Ditherer

FrenchAnon: http://pastebin.com/Bun2pUFy

FriskyBits: http://pastebin.com/QivjKsiH

FuckFaceMcGee: http://pastebin.com/u/FuckfaceMcGee

Omnee: http://pastebin.com/u/Omnee_Potent

StarAnon: http://pastebin.com/u/StarAnon

Superkeaton: http://pastebin.com/jLVdFdQV

Writroplex (JoeJoe): http://pastebin.com/Tz6dVnwJ
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Here's the last thread >>29496650

And our patented not really SUTANDO GENERATOR!
http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation-Overdrive.html

As ordered by our fellow Sonic Youth, replace the ability you get in "Description" and write your own description of how your Stand looks and works!

And do post the song or artist you're referencing in your Stand. That'd be sweet.

Stand Proud!
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Maybe a oneshot to hold it over until the fags come back

>"Anon! What are you doing to Time Turner!?"
>You look back to Twilight, having Time Turner in your grasp
>Your Stand, [GRAND CANYON] is holding his Stand with a crushing grip
"Don't you fucking look at me like that! He has a fucking time travelling type of Stand and I will NOT STAND FOR IT!"
>"Is...*cough* now a...time to crack...one liners?" Time Turner wheezed out
>You tighten your hold and both Twilight and [HUMBLING RIVER] are trying to break your grip
>"What's wrong with you? You aren't like this!"
"Every villain with powers like time travel are usually evil and I will not let the process start of him becoming one!"
>"But this will lead you down a path that STARTS villainy!"
>Oh shit she's right
>You let go of Time Turner and he starts running away with his Stand
"Alright...one chance...One. If he fucks that up, he's immediately dead."
>You huff and walk out the door, seeing two Time Turners
>One was the one you let go and the other had on some black cape and evil red eyes
>They both look at you apprehensively
>"Oh, uh...hi, Anonymous."
>You crack your hands
>"I was just uh..."
>You walk up to the both of them
>"Please don't kill me!"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" You and your Stand cries as you send flurry of punches and send them flying
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Woah
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>>29535491
We are getting sloppy with the threads...
So... let's see if I can help a little.

>>29525070
>You are [ANONYMOUS], the human turned into stand who fights against the 「NIGHTMARE」 with your user Rainbow Dash.
>Or at least that's how it used to be.
>You don't know why or how, but you are no longer bound to her.
>In fact, you are no longer in Equestria.
>The place you are at the moment reminds you vaguely of where you are from, but you can tell it is still closely related to Equestria.
>Most of the humans here being a counterpart of the ponies you know was a clear sign of it.
>That being said, you still need to figure out how to return to RD and your pony friends.
>You can only depend on your new user.
>" Pizza Mozzarella Pizza Mozzarella " sings Ziggy while picking up some cheese and tomatoes from his fridge.
>...
>Yeah, you are not sure if you can rely on him.
>He wasn't surprised when you replaced his stand.
>In fact, his first reaction was to offer you a cup of coffee.
>"You kind of remind me of a friend of mine, although you don't swear as much as him." he said with a silly smile.
>You are not sure if he is used to bizarre events like this... or if he is just insane.
>Then again, he did mention someone who may be able to know about your situation.
>A close friend of him.
>You inquired on how he would be of any help.
>"Well, his stand used to be a helmet, but now it's not." he replied, not making you feel any less unsure about it.
>So now you are waiting for his friend to arrive, following Ziggy's instructions on how to use the right amount of dough.
>He may be quirky, but you think both of you can get along just fine.
>Shoot, you may be able to help him out on being a bit less... bizarre.
>"The second verse is with Gorgonzola."
>...
>"Zola Zola Zola"
"I miss Equestria so much."
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>>29536181

I'm guessing Gyro loves cheese?
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>>29536426
It could be a hit in Europe for sure!
https://youtu.be/k3OMjs4Y7a8
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>Jorge Joestar finally translated.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BuddyWaters/status/834175829043077120

Time for 36 Kars on mars boys.
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>>29536656
Man DIU getting an anime adaptation, and now this? What a time to be a JJBA fan, if only we got that part 5 announcement.....
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>>29536687
Soon, my child.
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bump to save
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>>29536656
What does this mean I don't understand all I see is some fan fiction, thing...

>>29536181
>>29536426
>You will never be proud members of the zeppeli family.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WAPzs5J0Xz0
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>>29537163
Jorge Joestar is a light novel that was published back in 2012, and while it wasn't written by Araki he did the illustrations and stuff for it so it's like semi-canon.

It's also very bizarre, with most of the stands being named after movies, new types of stand like abilites called 'Wounds', 'Bounds' and 'Beyonds' and, as I mentioned, 36 Kars on mars, among other things.
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>>29536181
10/10
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>>29536656
I got self-replicating malware from downloading the torrent, so be careful guys.
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>>29535491
OH SHIT NIGGER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>>29538322
He is [fixing] the thread.
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>>29538744
We seriously need some dedicated bumpers or an influx of new content. I'm writing some more right now, but I might get burned out again soon, take another month-long break before posting, and then it'd be on everyone else to post more.These threads just keep dying and it makes me so sad.
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>>29538847
I feel as if everyone is taking a break since there's so much going on lately. But don't worry, I got this.

Another oneshot for the oneshot universe of mine

>You walk out of the castle and happily thank Twilight and Anon before taking your new scooter out for a spin
>They call it a Stand, but you call it [NIGHT OF FIRE]
>Putting on your helmet, you hop on it and some music you'd hear Vinyl Scratch make starts playing out loud
>You feel as if you're in a trance as the world around you turns dark and you could see the ponies and the road ahead so clearly
>You start speeding forward and flap your wings to give you that extra momentum
>The wind tickles your fur and you feel the town pass you by
>You see the town square in the distance, but you decide against going through it
>Turning your scooter, you drift right and feel the scooter straining a bit
>With an twist of the handle, the scooter speeds up and keeps you balanced, allowing you to take the turn before hitting the stalls
>The wind picks up as you speed down the road, but it felt different
>Looking up, you see Rainbow Dash with a smirk on her face, metal devices attached to her wings
>"So, you got a Stand too, huh, Scootaloo? That's some interesting music, too."
"You got one, too?!" You jump, not knowing you just avoided hitting Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon
>"Yeah! [MONSOON] is my Stand."
"Mine is [NIGHT OF FIRE]!"
>"Say, how about a race through Whitetail Forest? Let's see who's Stand makes us the fastest!"
>Oh my gosh you're gonna race with Rainbow Dash!
>You smirk and start racing her there, the both of you smiling and laughing all the while
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>>29537375
36 KARS
6

K
A
S


In other news I'm interested in getting diamond records but will there be an English version coming out all this translation stuff is going to a pain in the ass...
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i better get on writing more before the thread fucks off again...
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>tfw reading Stando greentexts instead of doing work for uni
God fucking dammit
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>>29540277
How it feel spike... to be a bitch

What would dragon bro's stand be?
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>>29540470
[Femme Fatale]
https://vimeo.com/13401005
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>>29540470
http://pastebin.com/u6LbkW9g
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>>29540749
should be raritys stand, actually...
great balls of fire is pretty funny, though
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>>29540750
And in that moment I knew...
You were my nigga

But for real, I'm flattered as hell.
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>>29541370
>You are my nigga.
I don't listen to rap, but you are welcome!
But seriously, you are great and I've got your back.
Also, I've been meaning to post that pic for a while... >>29541851 that's what happens for mobile posting
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http://pastebin.com/DNZ6FD9q
>>29530907
>You wake up, at the bottom of the mountain.
>With SteelLight by the fire, warming up.
>He was really thin, it seemed he hadn't eaten in a while.
>Although he could always eat the grass.
>'There's nothing wrong with grazing.' you think to yourself.
>You pull yourself up, and head to get yourself set with some oats.
>You notice Celestia is still asleep. You'd expect her to be a moment.
>It's still night time. But you'd expect it to be something like four in the morning. Not like you need to think about time anymore.
>You sit down next to him his thin face looking over to you, holding the generic oats.
>You know what he's thinking.
"Take the money and run, that's what you're thinking, huh." You say, not looking away from your oats packaging, fumbling with it between your two dexterous hooves.
>You feel him nod, then realize what that meant, then he quickly switched to a shake, in-between the shivers.
"Yeah, that's about the weight of it. And hell's bells- it's just an offer, to come with us. Go ahead and go on back- if you don't want to be here. We'll even give you a bit of food."
>He smiles, trying to get some eye contact from your stolid presence.
>"Jojo, I won't lie. I don't think this is the best path for me at all- but I've always wanted to serve our princess."
>"I don't want to be the black dog of the mountains anymore."
>He sighs.
>"I don't see that for me, or my bloodline. I want a son in college one day, at least."
>You giggle.
"How cheesey. I went through college. I'm no soldier- I'm a Psychiatrist."
>He giggles back, his shivers calming a bit.
>"That's kind of a niche market, huh?"
>He inches a bit closer to the fire.
>"Sweet Celestia it's cold out here."
"Huh? It's sixty?"
>You finally get the box of oats open, you laugh in triumph.
"Oats! My brother!"
>Then you begin eating your-
>Well, you didn't have dinner last night, did you?
>This is dinner, these are dinner sized rations.
>Nice!
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>>29542172
>"I do hope that I can help you guys. I did really do some damage to you guys."
"That was Tuesday, it's gone." you say with a giggle. You notice lightning groggily shuffling up as you do this.
"Tuesday's gone- gone with the wind." you say with a warm smile.
>"Well, you really did mean it when you said I'd let you guys pass in goodwill."
>You both chuckle.
>Then, you sit while you witness lightning in a grog trying to produce coffee with his wings.
>And soon, Celestia is up.
>She plops herself down in the dim redness of the night and enjoys some oats.
>Even SteelsLight gets into the Oats eating mood.
>You sit, before Celestia announces that "It's the time of the season for heroes. We'd best get on!"
>You thought that was pretty clever.
>Soon, you pack up and then set out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tXfJ0bIXe0

some slice of life.
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>>29542181
"Here we are, the beginning of the Castle's Boundaries."
>You look at the awe inspiring forest in front of you.
>That wasn't there before.
>Lightning shakes his head.
>Celestia begins the exposition.
>"At it's conception, this place was home to the tree of harmony."
>"It's magic was forever free over this forest."
>She scowls a bit.
>"Me and my sister call it the Everfree Forest. But the Tree kept it beautiful. But something's changed. It senses the disharmony."
>Lightning comes around to get in front of Celestia.
>Simply he exclaims-
>"Time out."
>He breathes in, and then out before adding.
>"Why in the living hell did you build here?"
>Lightning looks at Celestia, who simply laughs.
>"We loved the view."
>You all laugh, with Lightning twitching a bit.
>"Sweet home Everfree."
>And with that, you move on into the forest, following the path that seems best clear.
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bemp
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>>29542238
>You keep down before heading to what looks like some sort of-
"HOLY!"
>"WUAH!!"
"CLIFF!"
>"JOJO!"
>The cliff you were walking, in an instant, begins crumbling beneath you.
>Celestia grabs you, and barely lifts you, while lightning quickly gets SteelLight off the ground.
"Sheesh, take it easy on the kidneys, my leige!"
>"Welcome to the Everfree."
>You say, through the adrenaline.
>And, with the help of the two airborne ponies, you all get down the bottom of that valley.
>Celestia says that's probably the way to the castle…
>It's not like we have a map.
>Out of the corner of your eye, you spot movement.
>Quick movement.
>Then, in front of you, stood a pony.
>A pony of menacing heir.
>You try to make eye contact, and speak.
"Hello?"
>Simply, the mare speaks.
>"Turn back, Princess. I cannot let you any further."
>"You will never let the sun shine again."
>She removes the hood she was apparently wearing.
>And like any good enemy, she Poses.
>But it seems that there's more here.
>She was a lanky earth pony, with no gear.
>She couldn't take all of us on.
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>>29542429
>"You're probably thinking now."
>She does an imitation of you, but it lands as gineric.
>"How is she gonna take all three of us on?!"
>"Well? That's a good question!"
>Then, behind her, a beast appears, seemingly out of thin air!
>"I have this! I bring to you."
>She sparkles. The Beastly Manticore following suit.
>"I CALL HIM SWEET EMOTION!"
>"AND WITH THIS SPIRIT PET YOU WILL NEVER GET PASSED ME!" >She begins wildly laughing.
>You Freeze, lightly panicking at the beast.
>The thing is huge, large enough to swallow you whole!
>You couldn't-
>You could! You have the princess on your side!
>Then, you Turn your head to your team.
>With calm, cool ready heads. All of them.
>You smile.
>We're ready to take on this sweet spiritual beast of hers!
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>>29542435
that's about it for tonight. i think i'm getting into the groove for this story.

Real spoiler
This pony has a stand, it's a stand.
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>>29542453
any feedback is lovely
go ahead and call me a faggot if you want,
all is good stuff.
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>>29541871
I'm gonna regret this later, but do you have a Steam account or something certain interested individuals could privately communicate to you with?
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bumpin before bed
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>>29543223
Rest well Anon-San

>tfw you will never meet a cutie 3dpd who loves JoJo and mlp
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>>29542482
Well, I like how the events mirror what happened in the first episodes of MLP.
And now with this stand appearing, it opens a lot of posibilities to every character that is able to see it.
Keep it up!
>>29542753
Sadly, I don't have a steam account.
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https://youtu.be/jgD5-E3_zFs
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>>29543966
That's fine. Just tell me your favorite kind of weapon.
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>>29544372
>favorite kind of weapon.
Uhhh, fist based weapons? Or something like a pile bunker?
do stands or giant robots count?
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>>29544656
>spoiler
>implying you won't have one of those already

Thanks. See you in 8 months ^:^).
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>>29544656
>Stand with pile bunkers
Oh fuck, that'd be insane

>"Behold the power of my Stand: [MEN AT WORK]!"

I made pic related myself like 2 years ago for the 3d threads.
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>>29544855
>2 years ago

I remember when those threads were the shit... man I can't believe it's been that long I'm two years older and yet it only felt like 6 months...
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>>29544786
>spoiler
I don't really know what you mean, or what is gonna happen in 8 months, but see you later pal!
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>>29545023
Same man, I've been coming to this shithole of a board for 4 years now. Started right before I left for college and now I'm almost finished, but the ride really doesn't ever end.

That's a good name for a Stand. Destroy them, [THE RIDE NEVER ENDS]!
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>>29545158
Based on the little :^), I'd say he's joking around about the length of time it takes the writefags ITT to post stuff. Phase 2, Anon-moose, myself, and you are the only writefags that have posted in a while. I've seen AusAnon around but that's about it.
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See I wanna compare everyone's favourite mlp comic panel and everyone's favourite JoJo panel but I'm guessing not a lot of us really 'read' the comics because most are literally shit tier.
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>>29545317
Aus Anon wrote a lewd Sunset Shimmer green in another thread and I recomend it if you are into that.
As for not writing that much... my job got extended for a week and those bastards are considering giving me a raise and an office job, so my time to write has changed that much.
I'll try to get something by the weekend.
>>29545636
I'll have to look for a panel in the Twilight and Pinkie FF comic.
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https://youtu.be/Arjh0wU9WIY
What do you wait to see in part 5?
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>>29546227
I'm interested mostly in the anime style they go for but overall just the same quality of the original
Manga part 5 is a good part people just shit on it because of little problems here and there.

I had two questions actually though.

1) by part 5 what's happened to air supplena has everyone just forgot it's there and left it to rot, I'd like araki to have it in the background of
One scene just a tip of the hat y'know?

2) Let's just say for a moment that
Stands and Hamon didn't exist
So everyone is literally human with no additional power, who would win Lisa-Lisa and Caesar or the part 5 gang (mista can have his gun, but Caesar and Lisa Lisa are very clever)
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>>29546227
White Album, It just works, and of course... the dance.
https://youtu.be/gE6MUAOdxmQ
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It's bumping time
https://youtu.be/Eh8GPljBIIw
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>>29546227
A better explanation on how King Crimson works.
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>>29546708
I hope they reference Air Supplena Island somehow.

As for the second question: Either Lisa-Lisa and Caesar would overwhelm them with their off the wall tactics, or Giorno would make an insane comeback with Buccellati, since he's basically Proto-Johnny in terms of character.
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>>29546708
Another important question would be if Giorno and Johnny at the height of their power were forced to fight and they were both able to utilize their strongest forms, which would win?

Keep in mind that Tusk Act 4 has the Super Spin, which is essentially the power of infinity as created by two overlapping Golden Ratios and has the ability to move freely through Alternate Diego's frozen time even though Johnny himself is frozen.

Gold Experience Requiem has the ability to bring anything and everything to "zero", including the will to fight, which shatters Diavolo's Stand. Theoretically it could bring Tusk to zero, but it's up for debate if Act 4 could keep attacking even then, or if it would even be affected by GER in the first place.

It's not like it matters though because Heaven DIO fucks both of them because lol Over Heaven.

Should I even be spoiling these things? How many animefags we got in here?
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Let's go full on weeb in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b16VeI4fyXY
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>>29546227
A proper explanation of King Crimson, the Gangstar Dance, and the fight with Proscuitto and Pesci.

>>29546708
1)I would hope there's still someone there training new people in the ways of Hamon. Though I'd think more likely someone else bought/claimed it for themselves. It just seems like a lot of land to just leave empty.
Now that I think about it, was there anyone else living there when Joseph, Caesar, Lisa Lisa and Suzi Q left?

2)Couldn't say
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>>29545697
>AusAnon wrote a lewd Sunset Shimmer green in another thread and I recommend it if you are into that.

Yea it's one of those situations where I'm floored trying to write a continuation to my story that I don't hate, and then seeing another prompt for something completely different and going 'Damn, this is something completely different. I can write something with that'.
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>>29548359
I know what you mean, it happened to me in the Power Ponies thread.
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Bump Over Heaven
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I'll use my Stand, [Moody Bumps], to bump this thread!
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>>29548147
If I had to guess after the events of part 2 Messina resided in the island using his one arm to Just look after it in Lisa-Lisa's absence, after his near death experience with wammu I'd personally guess that he lost interest in using Hamon and Just wanted to live his remaining days having another purpose beside fighting.
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Odd idea for a Stand I just had:

STAND NAME -
「THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE」

APPEARANCE - The full Stand is incomprehensible, but what is comprehensible appears as a mouth with a large eye inside popping out of a surface near the user

STATS -
POWER-?̵̷̶̶̸̵̸̢̨̢̡̧̡̺̬͍̥̱̬̣̲̽̓̎͒̓̓̍͌̀̀͘͟͞
SPEED-?̴̡̗̘̳̝̭̗̲̞͇̅ͮ̈ͧ͐̆ͬ͘͞
RANGE-?̴̡̗̘̳̝̭̗̲̞͇̅ͮ̈ͧ͐̆ͬ͘͞
DURABILITY-?̴̡̗̘̳̝̭̗̲̞͇̅ͮ̈ͧ͐̆ͬ͘͞
PRECISION-?̴̡̗̘̳̝̭̗̲̞͇̅ͮ̈ͧ͐̆ͬ͘͞
POTENTIAL-?̴̡̗̘̳̝̭̗̲̞͇̅ͮ̈ͧ͐̆ͬ͘͞

ABILITIES:
•The Thing That Should Not Be temporarily grants the user infinite sight, letting them visually perceive anything, no matter who, what or where it is
•The user can force this infinite sight on others, forcing them to perceive the full Stand, which is so physically abhorrent it may drive them mad

I dunno, just a thought

>>29549650
Right, he was the only one there. Forgot about that.
I gotta read part 2 again
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>>29549925

I'm getting a brain boner. I like this
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So ummmmare we posting mlp secretly in JoJo threads now? Cause I personally am OK with that I just know the autists will get triggered though.

Also season 5 when?
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>>29550448
It's been like eleven threads man. There is lots of content of Mlp x Jojo.
Somehow, it just works.
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>>29549925
Part 1 and 2 may not be his best but are still pretty good in their own rights, without electric karate we would never have survived to see stands.
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>>29546708
I did wonder about that island. That's why I included a bit about it near the end of my second story.
As for who would win that battle... I'd say the Passione guys. Caesar and Lisa Lisa are incredible, but the determination of GioGio and his guys is unbeatable.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MMuoe1s8QVg
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>>29552019
Fucking hell, that was perfect.
>The even match
>The last part of the song ramps up for the final round
>Each of them pummels the shit out of each other and uses their GHA all in the same round
>Fugo loses like he ought to

It was painful man. Part 5 had a lot of shit I didn't like about it, but the rest was pretty fucking awesome. I just wish Fugo would've come back at some point, he literally just drops out of the story and never shows up again.
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>>29552321
Arakis solution is a bit bizarre however I think he should of kept purple haze and fugo but had them more in the background so he has his fair few fights but he mostly lets the others do the fighting.

In all fairness removing purple haze and fugo was needed otherwise the final fight with diavolo would of ended in 30 seconds (20 if he used king crimson)
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What's your favorite Jojo and MLP quote?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4U6D7Jvf7E
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>>29553444
>pic related, but just because it makes me laugh.
And from MLP I'd guess it is:
>"Pinkie Pie, you are a genious!"
>>"No I'm not. I'm a chicken!"
That one also always gets me.
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>>29553444
"It has truly been a long and roundabout path...
Thank you, Gyro. CHUMIMIN! ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!"
Also literally anything Discord says during the S2 premiere.
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>>29553444
Not sure about MLP overall, but this is definitely my fave Jojo quote.
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>>29547931
>if Giorno and Johnny at the height of their power were forced to fight and they were both able to utilize their strongest forms, which would win?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlG9aTEo-wc
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>>29554932
Well that's disappointing. Nothing even comes close to GER, accounting for causality. You'd need a Stand that is straight-up unaffected by causality-altering Stands in order to even stand a chance against Giorno. Tusk could be that Stand, since it moves through frozen time and dimensions, but I'm not sure. We won't know until Araki writes a big official crossover and has the two of them duke it out.
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>>29555261
But Johnny loses to some leaves and rocks...
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>>29555298
It's kind of funny how he dies in the same way as how Joshuu intended to kill Gappy.
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Bump Bump, for every thread gets one.
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I have been looking for work and finding internships lately. New York is a tough competition ;-;

I'll post some stuff as soon as I can. I'll see if I can finish and post Part 4 this sunday, maybe tomorrow if i work hard enough.
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>mfw I make a bizarre head cannon adagio and kars are brother and sister.
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I had a bizarre dream of using the mlp ponys as SBR horses.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDLDwNy4x6Q
Could you imagine if the MLP cast did the dub for Part 6?
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>>29558114
That would be horrendous and I'd cringe my ass off. On the flip side, could you imagine if VAs like Patrick Seitz and Jamieson Price voiced characters in MLP?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vIZs8J8_og
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Who's best companion / bro Gyro, Okuyasu or speedwagon.
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>>29559779
All of them
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>>29559779
Speedwagon is best companion.
Although, from my point of view, I always considered Johnny to be the companion and not Gyro.
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>>29559779
Joshuu
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Bumple Haze
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>>29558396
>That would be horrendous and I'd cringe my ass off.

I mean, a lot of the main cast have done anime dubs in the past, as well as western cartoon voice acting, so I'd be down to see it if nothing else.

And besides, Part 6 and MLP already share a voice actress in Japan.
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>>29562023
[Bump Free]
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>>29562546
[Manehatten Bumpsfer]
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>>29563573
You know after rewatching LoE I think I'm feeling a Kira / Diavolo theme with gloriosa daisy here...

Captcha: Cake stand
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Boop
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So I just remembered I was interested in a /qst/ thread about JoJo last year and I wanted you guys to read it too. It's only the one thread because the QM was a fag and disappeared on us, but it's still a good read for what it is.
Here's the link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/25265/
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>>29564904
>Snips is Doppio

Well shit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC7NG6X0mpM
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>>29565844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ_nZsTHmDs
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>>29565503
Nopony would suspect him to be the real boss of Passione.
It just works
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Alright boys, if you were to name a Stand after your favorite movie, what would it be called and what would it do?

「Spaceballs」
Ability: Allows the user to "parody" the actions and abilities of the Stand's target. These parody abilities are distorted versions of the target's original power. For instance a parody of [Fire in the Church] would gain the ability to make people more susceptible to comedic timing, or it'd just make them really angry instead.
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>>29567308
「FIGHT CLUB」

Abilities -
「Fight Club」makes it so that self-destructive behaviours (self-harm, excessive drinking, smoking, etc) are beneficial to the user (smoking increases lung capacity, alcohol clears the liver, self-harm increases endurance), while beneficial behaviours are harmful to the user.
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>>29567471
That or:

「HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE」
Abilities -
「Howl's Moving Castle」 is a door knob that allows the user to make a door in a surface and have it open to anywhere, allowing for instantaneous travel wherever the user wishes.
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You can go to equestria but only if you're waifu beats yours honest to celestia herself faviourite stand.

The only thing she will have is her brains and abilities determining her race and actual skill in magic / flying / earth pony skills...

>Trixie vs Purple Haze

She could easily avoid it via illusions and teleporting but actually fighting it would be another matter especially if her spells involve close range combat. Close range meaning she pretty much can lose within a second and by that I mean 30 seconds...
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>>29567257
>this

Goodnight thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY5m3_JQrZQ
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>>29537650
I was going to leave it at that since this was a prompt Omnee came up for himself to do later, but I love the Starship Troopers movie and that pic compels me to do at least one more...

>>29536181
>"I'm not going to help you." says Sonic Youth while wiping the remains of the last pizza slice from his mouth.
>>"Well, so much for that."
"Don't give up that easily!" you scream to your new user "This bozo was our only lead, and you are just going to leave it like that!?"
>"Hey green guy, I don't care if you are Ziggy's new stand, you don't get to speak to my friend like that!"
"If you care that much about your friend, then you would help him." you point out to Sonic.
>Maybe it is from the dire situation you find yourself in, or because you heard him speak non-stop about anime and some nurse and hobo lady he's been creeping on, but this Sonic guy is testing the limits of your patience.
>"Make me!"
>Oh, that does it.
>You prepare to unleash a flurry of fists on him, and likewise he seems to prepare to strike back with a stout figure that begins to materialize behind him.
>You both get closer to attack, but Ziggy jumps right between both of you.
>>"Guys, I know you both must be feeling a bit jumpy after eating such a heavy meal but let's keep it civil."
>He is misunderstanding the situation again.
>>"I know! You guys wait here while I go prepare some coffee so that you can digest your meals better."
>Ziggy retires to the kitchen, but you stay in place, staring down on Sonic; your range allowing you to do so.
>"I don't know what your kind is planning, but I'm not letting you trick Ziggy."
"My kind!? What the hell is your problem with me!?"
>"I know green guys like you. You go around acting all cool with your suits and featureless faces and then you cuck the friends out of people!"
>...
>What?
>Is this guy for real?
>So it seems from the frown he is making.
>... perhaps you've been going at this all wrong.
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>>29571604
>"and then you cuck the friends out of people!"

Oh god,「MY SIDES」
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>>29571604
>This is no different from the 「friendship problems」 you've been dealing in Equestria.
"Is that what happened to you?"
>Sonic looks surprised.
>"How did you...?"
"Ziggy mentioned that 「I looked like a friend of his, but that I swore less」."
>He is gritting his teeth.
"Someone who looks like me became friends with Ziggy and you felt he was being taken away from you, right?"
>"Shut up! You are just trying to mess with Ziggy. He is always nice with everyone, so it is a matter of time until someone takes advantage of him!"
>He takes a fighting stance and his stand comes up behind him, ready to brandish a sword at you.
>"For all I know you could just be a remote stand that some asshat placed on Ziggy:"
>The sword on his stand begins to grow larger.
>"So I'm going to 「REND」 you away from him."
"And what if you are wrong?" you say without moving an inch from the incoming attack "If what I say is true and I'm bound to Ziggy then you are going to end up killing your precious friend."
>The sword keeps on growing, but you begin to see doubt spreading in Sonic's face.
"Are you really going to take that risk?"
>Soinc keeps his pose for a few more seconds... and then he dissmises his stand; his face now the pure image of frutration.
"I don't think you are a bad guy Sonic. A bit overprotective of your only friend, but a good guy nonetheless."
>"I DO have one more friend." he mutters slowly at a Fluttershy like volume.
"My bad, but I need you to see this from my point of view. I was taken away from all of my friends by some unknown force. Can you imagine how my friends are feeling right now?"
>This seems to get through him.
"I know I remind you of someone you don't like, but please, Ziggy had high hopes on you knowing what to do. Could you please help us out?"
>He fidgets a bit.
"I'm sorr..." suddenly, the color drains from his face. "Shit"
"What's wrong?"
>"「IT」 woke up." he says with a trembling voice.
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>You follow his panic-induced eyes towards the entrance to Ziggy's living room.
>A lot of 「Menacing」 kanjis coming out from it.
>And right at the center of it there is a cat.
>A blue cat.
>That's what got him scared?
>You chuckle a little.
>You get a bit closer to the cat.
"Man, for a moment I thought we were being attacked by an enemy sta..."
>The cat looks at you.
>You inmediately hover back to your previous position.
"What the..." the cat's eyes are still on you "He can see me?"
>"OhSHITOhSHITOhSHITOhSHITOhSHITOhSHITOhSHIT" keeps repeating Sonic, beads of sweat droping rapidly from his forehead.
>You can't really explain why, but from a deep unconcious level you feel in danger, like a critter being faced by an apex predator.
>>"Barooooo."
>After making that horrifying sound, its fur begins to grow and, somehow, becomes hardened, its eyes become smaller and hollow and a cleft with an exposed red stone appears in its forehead.
"It's a monster!"
>It's claws grow in size.
>It lunges towards you and Sonic!
>>"The coffee is ready!" announces Ziggy while entering the dining room carrying a little tray with two cups of coffee.
>Both you and Soinc look at Ziggy and then to the cat... which was already back to normal at the entrance of the living room.
>>"Here is one for you Sonic, " says Ziggy while handing a cup to Soinic's trembling hands, "and one for you [ANON]"
>You don't move.
>You don't react at all.
>>"Oh, right. Stands don't drink coffee, silly me. "says Ziggy with a little chuckle. "I'll take this back to the kitchen."
>And so, he leaves the room again.
>At that moment, the cat morphs back into its monster form.
>It's back fur grows and points at you.
>>"Actually it would be a waste not to drink this, so I'll have it. " says Ziggy while returning to the room with the coffee.
>The cat had gone back to normal again.
>>"Snap, I forgot the sugar, I'll be back."
>Both of you try to stop him, but it is too late.
>There is electricity around the cat.
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>>29572122
>"Baroooo" howls the monster while charging its attack.
>You and Sonic hug each other in panic.
>Both of you know that there is no escape to this.
>>"I found the sugar!" says Ziggy returning to the room a third time.
>He sets it on the table.
>>"Although, I'm going to drink mine without sugar. Do you want sugar Sonic?" he asks.
>You nudge Sonic with your elbow and make him react.
>"YES. Sugar, that is the thing that I want... for the coffee." he replies in the least calmed voiced you've ever heard.
>So, of course, Ziggy doesn't see anything strange in this.
>He hands the sugar to Sonic, whose hands are trembling due to the recent traumatic encounter, so you hold them for him and help him pour two spoonfuls of sugar on his cup.
>>"Well, look at you two. I knew you guys would bond over some coffee." says Ziggy while drinking from his cup.
>A purr coming from his leg distracts him.
>>"Hey, my baby girl is up!"
>Ziggy leaves his cup on the table and lift the cat up to his eyes with both hands.
>>"Did you have a nice nap?" he asks while giving little kisses to its belly, the cat answering with a bunch of mews and purrs, basking in his affection.
>>"Wanna go outside to play?"
>The cat answers with a single meow.
>Ziggy hugs her and carries her to the back door, without noticing that its face had morphed one last time to give you a menacing "Baroooooo."
>Both you and Sonic remain shell-shocked, looking how Ziggy watches the cat frolic through his garden.
"That thing was going to..."
>"Yes, I once saw it melt a dog that was chasing a stray kitten."
"And Ziggy doesn't..."
>"He has no idea."
>Well, one more reason to go back to Equestria.
>You'd take fighting Manticores, Changelings and Stand users any day rather than having to live under the same roof as that thing.
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>>29572431
>"I'm sorry about what I said a while ago, but I don't really know how to help you." says Sonic ashamed.
"I see..."
>Crap. This was your only lead.
>Is there a way for you to go back with RD?
>Ziggy returns to the dining room.
>>"So, I've been thinking... since Sonic can't help us on the matter of changing stands, we should just change our way of thinking what to 「find」 out."
>"What do you mean?"
>>"Well, what if we found [ANONYMOUS] previous user? Maybe she has [Starman] with her and we could trade them back."
"You are making it sound like if we were trading cards, but you may be on to something."
>At this point you are willing to try anything.
>"But how are you going to find her?"
>>"Well, I happen to know of a pair of experts at 「finding」 missing things."
>"You do?"
>>"Yeah, they even run their own buisness downtown."
"What are we waiting for? Let's go then." you say enthusiastically.
>Ziggy laughs a little, then goes to a cupboard and takes out a little card.
>>"OK, here is their buisness card with their address, contact number and some notes I made to not confuse which sister is whom."
>Both you and Sonic share a worried look.
>>"All set, let's visit the sisters!" says Ziggy, and you follow him outside, past the white fences of the neighbouring houses and one with a lemon tree, hoping to find a way back home with your friends...

TO BE CONTINUED...
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>>29572667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBSJOHzzYLs

Ok, enough about that.
I should finish writing that ASB once and for all.
Whenever Omnee feels like starting with >>29522173 his "Stand Switching Shenanigans" probably it is not going to have this name, he can use this story, or write it again, or just ignore it altogether.
Either way, I hope you guys enjoyed it!

And as always, Stand Proud!
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>>29572740
Man, I'd say that anyone's welcome to use this concept. I'd sure like to see what the rest of the writefags and anons in this thread can come up with. We could do it in the same way as the ASBs too, where we use the team maker, but it's up to you guys.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xeo4Ujt8So
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Supposing we can get into semantics here, most of us write Stand names [like this], but would there be a difference if you wrote the name {like this} or even 「like this」?
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>>29567308
Shoot, I'm always changing wich is my favorite movie.
The powers with movie names were called "Beyonds", right?

「Hot Fuzz」
Abilities:
「Hot Fuzz」makes any action the user performs on another individual become non-lethal.

Thinking about 「Spaceballs」, makes you wonder if there exist somewhere else some parody or bizarro version of the abilities for the characters ITT.
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>>29574579
I use "[ ]" for stand names mostly because it is easier to write in a document or my phone. As for "「 」", while it does look cool and more accurate for a stand name, I opted to use it for important terminology or keywords like they also do in the manga.
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>>29567308
[Back to the Future]

Abilities: universe hopping,
Much like D4C it can take 1-6 people within a kilometre and transport them to an alternate world and event from their own.

I.E you could take the m6 and make them go through events of friendship games and make the humane 7 go against Discord.

Stand master: Doc Mcfly (the weird alternate hybrid of Doc Brown and Marty Mcfly)
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>>29574579
I don't denigrate [], but I prefer 「」. It's not the same as 「」 because of the space in the Unicode characters, but it's also harder to come by, so I have to keep some instance of it close-by to copypaste as needed.

>>29567308
Stand: 「Brick」
Ability: Manifests as a trio of blue bracelets on the user's arm. When active, the "truth" of a situation bubbles up to the surface; clocks set themselves correctly, buried items rise from the ground, forgeries and fakes begin to crumble, and lies become physically painful. The intensity of these effects increases the longer the Stand is active, and any of the bracelets can be removed and placed in any location, where it will behave as a Remote Stand but cannot be deactivated. The more bracelets are in one area, the more powerful the effect. While 「Brick」 is active, the user is incapable of rest or sleep.
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I genuinely believe that the m7 and the princess's (maybe NM, Chrysallis, discord and Sunset Shimmer) would have souls strong enough to be able to control their stands, 8/10 times a background character is shot by the stand arrow or naturally given a stand will most likely die
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Goodnight bumpo
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Play the Jojo theme that got you instantly hyped lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI
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>>29576493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_vux8N4dy4
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>>29576493
Outside of Jojo, is DIO a real threat?
https://youtu.be/lE533dE22BU

>inb4 Celestia can beat Dio anytime.
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>>29576493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6QhxgqBUQ
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>>29576493
A man as graceful and fleeting as the bubbles he created.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mcLjmxout-A
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>>29576493
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z1OpA4qeIzI
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Stand name: Bullet with Butterfly Wings

A Pegasus stand with butterfly wings, with fluttershy's mane and bight white fur, wearing what appears to be a mask much like fluttershy's superhero counter part. She doesn't like to show itself, would hide behind fluttershy even in combat. The stand is shown to be incapable of speech, but later reveals she simply doesn't want to.

Passive ability: able to communicate with animals
I doubt anyone haven't already made up a stand for fluttershy but ah why not
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>>29577304
Nice stand idea. Link for the song?
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>>29574590
>The powers with movie names were called "Beyonds", right?

Well in Jorge Joestar (almost) all the stands, wounds, bounds and beyonds are named after movies, for example as opposed to Cinderella Aya's stand is called Face/Off.

Headcanon wise though, I like to name all the seperate powers after different mediums, with Stands named after music, Wounds named after video games, Bounds named after movies and Beyonds being named after TV Shows.

Why TV Shows you might ask? Well that's just for the sake of this Beyond;

>>29567308
It's one of my favorite tv shows but w/e.
「MARRIED WITH CHILDREN」 : This Beyond traps its target in an alternate reality that is what they perceive to be their best possible course in life. For example a washed up athlete may be trapped in a reality where they retired happily with a huge family and tons of money. The only catch is after the point they are trapped there is a very high chance for them to die from circumstances outside of their control.

The only way to 'beat' this beyond is for its victim to consciously and purposely take their own life. This will return them to the 'real' world wherein they will be unable to fall under the effect of 「MARRIED WITH CHILDREN」 again.
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>>29578933
「MARRIED WITH CHILDREN」 Awesome show.
>Pic related.

If we are going with TV shows, then...

「F.R.I.E.N.D.S.」: This Beyond summons any living being across time and space that could potentially become friends with the user. For convenience sake, the ones summoned act as if they were lifelong friends with the user and are willing to help him to the best of their abilities.
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>>29578933
「TOP GEAR」-
This Beyond releases a cloud of pheromones every time the owner executes a handbrake turn.
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boop
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>An Equestria where Stands have been common parts of magic since ancient times.
>Powerful unicorns don't need to cast actual spells after they earn their Stands.
>Into this world Twilight Sparkle is born.
>She can master and use any spell, but has no Stand.
>Constantly underestimated.
>Josephs all of Equestria.
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>>29578933
>>29579449
I don't keep up with any shows besides MLP.

Stand/Beyond: 「Columbo」
Ability: The user cannot be prevented from returning to any place they've previously visited.

Inb4 book Stands

Stand/Beyond: 「Finnegans Wake」
Ability: Spontaneously "replaces" people with historical and fictional analogues for up to 5 seconds. "Replaced" people are not damaged by the experience.

Stand/Beyond: 「Anathem」
Ability: Transfers information to the user which is known to them in other universes.
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>>29580205
While I'm at it:

「How to Win Friends and Influence People」
User: Twilight Sparkle
Ability: Anyone who loses to the user in some way automatically likes them more. This scales with the intensity of the loss.

「Great Gatsby」
User: Rarity
Ability: Generates expensive random matter - jewels, fancy dress, fine wine, watches. Becomes more powerful the more ponies are present.

「Don Quixote」
User: Pinkie Pie
Ability: Limited reality warping. The effect begins as an illusion on some object; if the user can convince others that it's real, and if it is demonstrably more dangerous for them than the original object, it becomes more real. Permanency is more difficult for less dangerous items.

「Eat Pray Love」
User: Fluttershy
Ability: Allows the user to psychically heal others by performing a kind of massage on their lives, working out kinks of bad luck or misery, resolving deep-seated issues, or defusing future confrontations.

「Beware of the Purple Peanut Butter」
User: Rainbow Dash
Ability: When the user is presented with any situation where they see themselves as having exactly two options - a fork in a road, an on/off switch, etc - they automatically know the effects of both decisions up to 100 seconds in the future.

「Poor Richard」
User: Applejack
Ability: Perfectly predicts and describes the weather and atmospheric events of a date selected by the user. Helpless while active.

「The Stranger」
User: Anonymous
Ability: Takes the form of a small and stylish pistol. The bullets phase through living tissue, but remove whatever they impact on from existence retroactively. Only those who witness the shot remember the object. If this would drastically alter the timeline, the bullets will curve away and avoid impacting sensitive items.

「Theogony」
User: Celestia
Ability: Automatic Remote Stand; imparts Stands to those who deserve them.

「Antigone」
User: Luna
Ability: Removes the magic (but not the Stands) of any target.
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Just for posterity, here's the 'official' definitions of the non-stand powers in Jorge Joestar;

>Wounds are created from repeated damage to the mind and body, are less controllable than Stands are, and tend to serve a purpose of stopping the user's source of pain.
>Bounds are forces taken directly from the environment that the user manipulates.
>Beyonds are, as their name implies, abilities that extend beyond time and space.

Fun fact, both (a) Wound and Beyond have appeared in my story. Lonely Heart's un-named ability in chapter 6 is a Wound, and Discord's ability to summon stand disks is a Beyond.
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>>29568621
>Civil war vs Starlight glimmer.

... shit. prepare for the ultimate feels I personally believe unlike Sunset, sunlight hasn't really forgiven herself for what her past self is like and is show wise still in the process of forgiving herself so when civil war makes her feel like shit she'll probably lose there and then.
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>>29580079
She could have the rest of the m6 prop her up wih their Stands when needed; they could be the collective Caesar to her Joseph.
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>>29580217
「Hypersphere」
User: Anonymous
Ability: Allows the user to shitpost directly into the target's brain if the Stand can strike the target, warping all the target's thought streams into random rambling and preventing them both from thinking clearly and taking action. This Stand is especially effective with an Anonymous who is the collective will of the thread, rather than a self-insert or stand-in
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>>29580979
Fuck, forgot link related.
http://imgur.com/a/vTs9K
Behold /lit/'s collective Stand and gawk in terror
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>>29580985
Wow. You are right, no sane mind could resist that amount of brain noise.
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>>29580985
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>spend your upstairs on lunch for an hour with work colleagues.
>play 'foreign music' we work at a wholesaler so have a lot of Indians.
>people play generic Indian music just drums and singing.
>I play pillar man awaken theme.
>get awkward but not cringy looks.
>play it off as an electric remix to an Indian song and then just get back to roasting colleagues.

It appears my work colleagues don't understand the epicness of our masters
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What a Beautiful Bump
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>>29577042
It's funny because GER and the world over heaven would genuinely fuck them
All over... OVERWRITE REALITY / NULLIFICATION OF CAUSE AND EFFECT.

I like JoJo because I can keep a basic track of it a super buff Victorian vampire wants to rule the world and thus gains a stand that can freeze time, I get that same thing for all other characters. But when you give school girls 'lol their 8 here's the power to freeze time for 1000 seconds and you can throw a room full of knives and also reset the universe at your own will' that just makes me scratch my head in confusion.
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>>29583405
It's funny, really
For all the strangeness, the series has a bizarre coherence(?) to it.
In all seriousness, it just WORKS.
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[Bumper Down]
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>>29583405
>>29584030
To me it feels kinda like every other anime tries too hard to make the characters interesting and powerful. A ton of anime characters now are much the same, all following certain archetypes or stereotypes so they can appeal to the otaku crowd, but JoJo is a series that's been around since the 80's, so the characters are created differently with deviating motivations and personalities even to this day. Araki sort of puts his own unique spin on his works, making something that's off the beaten path from all the cookiecutter moeshit that's plaguing the industry these days.
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https://youtu.be/Hmr5-gP86ho
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>>29585132
Pretty good
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>>29585132
Trixie lunastar she's got a lot of guts to do that shit.
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Bumps The Dust
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Diamond is Unbreakable is the comfiest JoJo story.
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>>29535491

>The next thing your going to say is, "Sunset is best waifu".
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>>29587736
Sunset is best waifu
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Alright lads I'm writing more of the Kira story but it's gonna be a day or two before I post it. It's coming though so keep an eye out for it.
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>>29588105
Which Jojo characters would waifu Sunset?
Which Jojo would Sunset want as her husbando?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EBPx1xCO08
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>>29588511
To feel a connection between two characters I just try to see who has the closest personalitys and similar attitudes and feelings in certain situation.

EqG1: Okuyasu (before I start Sunset is not an idiot I just like to think that both started out evil because both were misled, Sunset wanted to prove she didn't need celestia and was Better then her and okuyasu just followed his big bros footsteps, when both were at their
Lowest and realised their mistakes they had someone their to help them recover and find purpose m7/Josuke. I personally feel like okuyasu could use he story of blindly following his brother and seeing him die to make sunset feel a bit better about trying to conquer the world. They could heal eachothers emotional wounds.)

EqG2: Caesar (nice overall but nasty when people mention her past and will fight her friends if need be but usually 9/10 fights for her friends rather then against them)

EqG3: Polnareff p3 (just before she goes full Mary Sue she was very happy and settled down with her new small group of friends sharing moments of laughter and happiness however she was Adament to defend them against scilight in that bike scene, even though she can have a tough side still she's mainly silly and extremely loyal.)

EqG4: Speedwagon (this may sound autistic but I see him as the ultimate side kick / Male Mary Sue like the other characters mentioned he had a rough background and was bad at one point but as soon as he joined Jonathan's side he was loyal as a dog and never showed fear or doubt in the face of advisory he knew Jonathan and Joseph always had a trick to save the day, sunset is the main hero of camp ever free even though the other girls play their part she uses her Mary Sue powers to rally them together against the evil threatening to take over the camp and potentially the world.) (I just chose these
Two because The main antagonists they've seen are all Paranormal Kars / Dio and Gaia everfree, Demonlight and the dazzlings etc..)
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>>29589278
This is well thought out.
Any ideas for the rest of the M6?
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This is seriously one of the most tragic scenes in Jojo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhGX7KFPIWI
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>>29589761
Just you wait till Johnny's backstory gets animated
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>>29589798
Oh shit you're right.
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>>29589798
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>>29589761
>>29589798
There are no brakes on the sadness train
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>>29589938
>>29590607
>>29590779
Come to think of it, how would a non-unicorn use a power like [Tusk]? Pegasi might be able to make their feathers rigid using the Spin and launch them, but how would earth pones use it?
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>>29590864
Spinning Horseshoes?
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>>29590874
Oh shit, I forgot those existed in Equestria. Nice call.

I want to fuck 「Paisley Park」

Seriously why the fuck did Araki make a Stand this hot>
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>>29590913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InjF8xj93LU
I got your back man.
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>Thoughts on Live Action Jotaro?
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>>29591443
He's okay.
Honestly I'm more worried about how the Stands will look.
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>>29591443
In regards to the movie in general I'm tentatively excited.

Funnily enough that applies for both the Jojo and MLP movies.
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>>29460406
Chapter 13: A 「SLAVE」 To The Power

What'd you know, I'm not dead.

Hopefully I'll finish this and post it before I move and if not at least I'll have alot of free time to write it.
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>>29592953
Did we have a stand named [Power Slave] at some point?
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>>29592144
CGI ABOMINATIONS


I'll reckon they'll be okay in all seriousness perhaps they'll keep them animated like in the manga style that would be awesome
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>>29594335
Yeah, it was part of what looked like a oneshot from AusAnon.
http://pastebin.com/j3tK0khk
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>>29592953
>>29594530
Are we going full circle here?
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>>29594335
>>29594530
As Omnee pointed out it was part of one off I wrote for the Reverse Trap General of all things.

>>29594587
Are we going full circle here?

Well that remains to be seen, doesn't it?
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>>29595064
If we do go full circle I'm hype to finally see what [Powerslave] actually does. Bring on the green my man
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If JoJo was allowed around the world (ignoring the copyright problem here and we had jjba growing up would it be as popular as dbz/ naruto aka animes who made their western debut around this time.
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Update time, you niggers!

Pt. 4
>You stop in front of the gates of Sweet Apple Acres, panting and sweating from a good run
>Knees are shaking, but you are determined to keep out of the house
>A couple of days passed since Rainbow got her Stand, and everything has been pretty chill and laid back
>Pinkie is currently taking her out to Manehattan to party it up with some dude name Cheese Sandwich
>You’d go, but you have to stay and see who else can get a Stand
>”Hello, Anonymous?” You raise your head and look around
“Hello?” You see nothing but the farm and the small forest to the left of you
>”Hmhmhm, in your head, Anonymous. It’s Cloudy Quartz. Pinkie’s mother.” Oh right...this was how she contacted Pinkie. [HOLLY WOOD THE CRACKED] you believe. “I hope I’ve contacted you at a good time.”
“Just on a run. I’m resting for a moment. How are things on your end?”
>”It’s...pretty tame. Same ol same ol.”
“Must be tame if you dropped your ye old accent.” You both chuckle a bit
>”I was never raised on such thing, but I do it out of love for my husband, who was raised on traditions such as that. But, that is neither here nor there. How is the progress for finding a Stand that replicates the powers of the Arrow?” Wow, straight to the point
“Well, we gave Rainbow Dash a Stand, Pinkie’s best friend. She doesn’t have it, but we have thought of giving the rest of the Element holders Stands in hopes one of them can do such thing. Speaking of which, I’m at Sweet Apple Acres.”
>”I see. Hopefully Applejack can be granted such a Stand.” a few moments of silence before she spoke again. “I shall let you tend to your duties.”
>”Alright. Talk to ya later.”
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>>29596417

>Silence fills your mind as she dropped contact
>It honestly feels weird how she can do that
>But anyway, you hop over the gates and walk through the orchard to find Applejack
>Shouldn't be too hard, all you had to do was listen for the thumps of the trees
>Few minutes of walking and enjoying the cool breeze and you see somepony else
>A big red stallion of sorts bucking one of the trees and all of its apples falling off
>That really is impressive
>”Heya there, Anon.” Applejack’s voice popped from behind you. The red stallion looked up and saw you and her up behind you. “‘mirin’ my brother workin?”
“Well, haha…” You scratch your head feeling embarrassed. “I figured to follow the sounds of the bucks to find ya but I found him instead.”
>”Haha! Nah, just Big Macintosh working this part o’ the orchard.”
>”Eeyup.” was all he said as he looked at the buckets. “Hmm…”
>”Shoot, Big Mac. You coulda nabbed a wagon for all them buckets. Anon, I know this mi-” You knew what she'd ask of you and you grabbed two of the four.
“Got it.” You lifted them up, straining a bit. You didn't think it'd be that heavy.
>Their eyes widened but a smile formed for both of them
>”Appreciated, Anon. I figured you'd be one o’ them colts that don't know hard work, but you proved me wrong. I'll get the other one, Mac.”
>You don't know whether to be offended or not, but you figure because the gender roles are reversed, you take it with a grain of salt
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>>29596425

>The three of you walk to the barn to drop off the apples for them to do...whatever farm pones do
>”Thanks again, Anon. I bet Big Mac appreciates the help.” Applejack looks over to him, in which he nods his head.
“Man...I mean, stallion of few words, hmm? In any case, you're welcome.”
>”So what brings ya out here? Ya said ya lookin for me?” Oh that's right
“I was gonna ask you if you could help me and Twilight out. I...well, I guess I can show you.” You bring [METROPOLIS] out and poke her and Big Mac, who look around all alert
>”Wha...who's there?” You chuckle at their antics before you bring the illusion of your Stand to their eyes
>Or would it be the real thing? Anyway, you have them see your Stand and they reel back at the sight of it
>Big Mac charges forward. “Watch it, Anon!” he yells as he lunges at the Stand, only for it to move out of the way, leaving him to hit the hay literally
“Whoa hold up guys, this is what I was talking about.” You stop them, almost getting a lasso around you from Applejack
>”That ghost? What does that ghost have to do with you and Twilight? Some friendship problem?”
>Big Mac pops out from the hay and shakes it all off as he gets out. “I hope not. We gotta get the apples from the southern fields.”
>”Aww shoot. I forgot. How important is it, Anon?”
>Hmm, it is important that even Princess Celestia wanted you to help Igneous Pie with this, but you figure you have all the time in the world
>Well...not all the time in the world
“Important. But if you guys need an extra hand, I’ll help you two out. So no rush.”
>”Wew, you’re an awesome guy, Anon. Maybe you and your ghost friend could help us out!”
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>>29596433

>For most of the morning and into the afternoon, you help the two clear out the fields in no time
>Your body hurt climbing what felt like hundreds of trees, but you’ll be thankful for it, no doubt
>You pick up a couple of buckets of apples and load it in the wagon for Big Mac to carry back to the farm
>There are still a couple of them hanging around, but your Stand managed to carry four of them while you get the last two
>”Thank ya, Anon. I appreciate the work. Maybe I could see what Caramel and them are doing tonight. Speakin’ of…” He gets in the harness and gets up, trotting down the path to the farm. “I know it’s important business, but could ya hold that business tomorrow and be out with Caramel and the guys with me?”
“Uhh sure, I think we could drop AJ off at Twilight, actually. Guys’ night out type of thing?”
>”Eeyup…Time Turner was trying to get you out with them but seeing that you have important stuff going on, now it makes sense why ya didn’t come.”
“Yeah, I’ll come with. When and where?”
>”Over by the bar near Sugarcube Corner at 6?”
“You got it.” You hear some shuffling in the barrels and look at the wagon, seeing the little yellow filly trying to hide in the apple barrels. “You got a little sister other than AJ, right Mac?”
>”Yeah, her name’s Apple Bloom. Why’d ya ask?” He stopped for a moment and saw you look in the wagon
“Just gonna say hi to her right here and-”
>”CUTIE MARK CRUSADER MONSTER HUNTER!” Two more fillies popped out of nowhere, with Apple Bloom jumping at you
>[METROPOLIS] popped out and bopped the three of them softly, stopping their advance and landing in front of you
>They get up and start running away. “He’s got a force field! Run!”
>The two of you watch them and he turns to you after a few moments, “Was it that ghost?”
“Yeah. My Stand bopped them lightly.”
>He grunts a little bit and carries the wagon back to the barn and you follow suit
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>>29596471

>Time passes and you put on some good fashionable clothes for the night out
>A red shirt and a colorful red, white, and blue plaid button up with some blue jeans
>You really wanna be autistic and button the top button, but you opt out of doing that
>You grab 50 bits, just to be safe
>Gotta be that bro, in case Big Mac, Time Turner, or whoever else there doesn’t have enough
>You walk out and lock the door behind you before heading out to town
>The town is ready to turn in for the night, but some ponies, including yourself, are ready for a bit of the night life
>Just some drinks and merriment to go around
>Wait, but that also goes with the whole hook up culture
>Since the roles of genders are reversed, are the mares the ones to pick up guys?
>If that’s the case...oh, you see what’s going on. You’re just a bodyguard
>But you could be wrong, maybe they did want to hang with you
>”Why not both?” Your mind tells you
>...you know, you shouldn’t be so negative
>They’re colorful fucking ponies. What are they gonna do?
>Fluff their chest and smother you?
>You chuckle and walk past Sugarcube Corner, seeing a bit of pink and rainbow
>You blink, only seeing a display for zap apple cupcakes with pink frosting
>Damn...you thought your bros were back
>Or would it be sis? Whatever, a bro is a bro, no matter what gender they are
>You see the bar and find Big Mac walking from the other direction, meeting you at the door
>”Whoa, you came!” He exclaimed. You looked down at your pants and look up to him
“No I didn’t. My pants are clean.” You joke with him. He laughs and walks on in
>”Didn’t take ya for a joker, Anon. Tonight’s gonna be a good one, ain’t it?”
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>>29596484

“So, yer tellin’ me that this Stand stuff gives ya bizarre powers?” You grimace slightly from what Twilight told you. “So that’s how Anon was able to do that and explains Pinkie’s weird habits?”
>You are Applejack and you’re watching Spike show off his Stand ability with a bouncing rubber ball
>It might as well be levitation, but he said as long as it keeps moving, he can use his Stand power on whatever
>”It’s not as bad as it seems. Anon said that we’re destined to meet others with Stands but so far, nothing had come up. Not only that, but as far as I know, Pinkie, her family, Rainbow Dash, us and Anon has one.” Spike smiled as he flung the ball fast, only to stop it from hitting the wall
>”Speaking of Pinkie and her family, Anon and I were given a task to remake a relic that gave away these Stands. You know how much of a stickler her family is with traditions.” You laugh from her comment
“Ya got that right. Woo, took me a while to get back on their good side. But anyway, what does this have to do with me? Yer planning on giving our friends this power?” you purse your lips when Twilight and Spike nodded
>You felt mighty uncomfortable having a ghost follow you and do your bidding
>And this power would be varied so you don’t even know what you’ll be getting
>For all you know, you could be getting a Stand that could spell doom for Equestria and that wouldn’t be good
>”Eden, what are you doing?” You see Twilight and Spike look over their heads and their eyes going above you
“Eden? Who’s tha-”
>”[ASHES OF EDEN]! What did I tell you?” You see her magical aura capture something invisible and dragging it back to her. “You may be the Arrow in Stand form, but you are NOT to give others powers just because you deem them worthy!”
>Oh...whew, she stopped her Stand from giving you something
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>>29596501

>”Sorry about that.” Twilight rubbed her hooves nervously. “He’s been eccentric since giving Rainbow Dash [MONSOON].”
>You sigh and nod, understanding
“It’s alright, Twi. I’m thankful you didn’t let him do that. But, since it’s for Pinkie and her family, I’ll do it.” You smile and try to ignore the worry growing in your head
>”Alright, Applejack!” Spike cheered. Twilight nodded and let go of the aura.
>A golden shine came from her horn before it swirled with Twilight’s magic, a twirl of purple and gold shooting out and hitting you
>Slowly, you see a golden griffon materializing above her, his talons on her horn and aimed at you
>Spike’s body also started looking more sleek and shiny
>After a while, the Stands look more real than ephemeral
“Whoa...so, Stands aren’t just ghosts, but can be a part of the body like Spike’s there?”
>”Hehehe, yeah. [RISE] just makes my body look slimy but it lets me do what I do.”
“So, what do I get? Do I have to bring it out?” You look around, seeing nothing yet
>”It’s a feeling that resonates within.” The golden griffon you assume to be Eden spoke. “It’s like reaching in your rucksack to get food, but from within.”
“Oh...uhh, sure. I’ll…” You shut up and start trying to get a feel of this
>You were a natural earth born pony, so you never understood the whole concept of magic besides the fact that it's all a part of your life
>But never have you felt something pull from within your soul
>You were startled, but you kept your cool and started pulling it out
>All around you were tiny small little stick critters that looked up to you
>”Whoa! They look like a fantasy creature!” Spike chuckled as he picked one up with his claws
>It touched him and looked at his claws for a few seconds before letting go, nothing seemingly happening. Spike shrugged and put him back down
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>>29596512

>“Hmm, I’m using the basement here as a little test area for our Stands so why not tell it some simple commands.” Twilight walked to the open window of the basement, showing a large room that seemed to have sustained a lot of damage.
>You walk out to the room and look at a couple of boxes, your Stands understanding and going up to it
>Some lifted and some went under before it started going up in the air
>”Whoa...cool…” Spike was amazed. “They’re like soldier ants!”
>You notice something peculiar and saw the box rotting away
“Whoa nelly…[ROTTEN APPLE] can rot things with its touch!” Wait, how did you know its name?
>”What the...but it didn’t rot me!” Spike looked over himself.
>You look over at a metal looking box and have your Stand pick it up
>Fortunately, it didn’t rot away. So what was the reason it rotted away the wooden box?
>As an answer, your Stand started to congregate together and form into a bigger version of its miniature self and poked at the wooden box
>Its touch brought little branches to the wood and it started growing some vegetation around it in a little radius
>”That is...something I did not expect…” Twilight widened her eyes. “[ROTTEN APPLE] can rot away vegetation as well in it’s Harvest form and it’s Giant form can create vegetation.”
“Is that how we’re gonna go about calling it? It felt natural to call it [ROTTEN APPLE]. I don’t know why.” You shake your head a little bit. “And the fact that it has two forms doesn’t surprise me, which it should, but it doesn’t…”
>”Relax, AJ. I didn’t know how to feel either besides to feel that [RISE]’s powers and name is all natural.” Spike shrugged
>”Right. I didn’t know how to go about it when I was given [ASHES OF EDEN] but I went with the flow of it. Pinkie Pie has been helpful with this whole thing so-”
“Whoa now hold on…” You went right up to them and shut them up for a second
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>>29596531

“Pinkie REALLY does know about this?” You look them straight in the eyes
>They nod and you take your hooves out of their mouths
“What...exactly is her powers?”
>”The stuff that seemed so out of place for her to do. Her Pinkie Sense, bouncing everywhere, being all...cartoonish…” Twilight responded
>Wow, that explains a whole mess of things about Pinkie Pie
>You got a lot of questions coming through your head, but they were interrupted when a couple of stray grey butterflies started flying by your eyes
>That’s strange; there were no windows or anything of the sort to let in some butterflies
>”Princess!” One of the new science ponies came bursting in. “Emergency! An unknown Stand user is in Ponyville! Maybe more!”
>Twilight’s face held slight horror, but she stood stoic and looked at Spike and at you
>”Both of you come with me. Spike, be wary and use your Stand to protect anyone.” Spike nods at Twilight’s command and the both of you gallop out of the basement
>”An actual enemy Stand user?! Did the human go berserk?”
>”There’s another one of them?!”
>”Avoid the butterflies! Who knows what they could do?”
>So many voices coming from the halls as they try to prepare themselves for the inevitable, but you weren’t prepared to think that there was another human from what they all said
>Guess you’d have to wait and see
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>>29596545

>You are Anonymous and you are having a hell of a time with the boys
>It was you, Big Mac, Time Turner, Mr. Cake, Thunderlane, and Caramel all drinking away and being merry
>Of course, their booze were a wee bit...no, they taste like flavored water
>But it was good flavored water if you feel a little something from it
>They were getting a little hammered
“Then I thought it’d be funny to prank Dashie since she’s been pullin’ all that pranks so I use my Stand, I ain’t explainin’ that again, Caramel, I use my Stand to prank her and made the illusion that I was being banished.” You chuckled. “Shoulda seen the look on her face.” You tried to recreate it, but it ended up making everypony around the table laugh
>”Land sakes, Anon! That whole Stand thing makes illusions. You sure it’s okay for us to know?” Time Turner slams his mug down after downing some of the booze. “Sounds like somethin’ that should be under wraps, ain’t it?”
“Don’t care, at this point.” You shrug and smile away. “Everyone, err, everypony's gonna figure out something is going on with me and the others. Might as well...fuck it.” You take a sip of your booze and chuckle. “I mean, at least nothin’ bad is gonna come from this since ponies are so peaceful and relaxing.”
>”Maaaaan, you really got it bad where yer from if all the stuff happenin’ to ya now are considered relaxing.” Big Mac sighed
>”I can’t see myself doing the things you do and for you to come out of it with a smile like now…” Caramel teared up a bit. “You’re a strong stallion, Anon.”
>”Mhmmm, yes, very strong, indeed.” You hear the slurred voice of Berry Punch right beside you
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>>29596558

>”Oh, cmon now, Berry. If he didn’t react the first time, what makes you think he will the fifth time?” Thunderlane glared at Berry for trying to seduce you again
>You’ve been ignoring it, but truth be told, it did feel good that you were getting the attention
>It was a little social experiment to see how masculine mares were, in a human sense
>Yeah, they are marely, but that’s to the stallions here
>”Not my fault the cute monkey is playin’ hard to get.” She leaned against you, hiccuping lightly. “C’mon, Anooon~” She slurred your name. “Let’s get out of here and-”
“BOO!” You swiftly turn and your Stand appears, using its illusory powers to make itself be seen as it outstretched its arms and reach out for her
>”AHHH!” She jumps and lands on her body
>You chuckle a little bit as the guys snort, but they go into full blown laughter once they noticed she pissed herself
>Shit, you feel a bit bad now. She didn’t mean anything by it. She just wanted the D
>You get out of your seat and help her up
“Shit, Berry, I was trying to scare you, not scare the piss out of ya.” You say lightheartedly with a small chuckle. “You okay?”
>”Yeah...that sobered me up real quick…” She giggled a little bit but blushed a little more. “Sorry about that I uh...I-”
“It’s all good. Just get some water and chill a bit, alright?”
>”Mhmm...thanks, Anon…” She walked away, stumbling a little bit
>You sigh and sit back in your seat, looking at the guys as they just stare at you
“...what?”
>”He’s on another plane of existence the likes we can never attain…” Mr. Cake bows his head as he sips his mug.
“No, really, what did I do?”
>”He isn’t aware of it, himself. Poor stallion…” Time Turner drank some more, as did everypony else
>You have no idea what they’re talking about now
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>>29596570

>You find yourself outside the bar after another hour of chilling
>The guys were just beside themselves at how you had patience with so many mares just hitting on you
>They figured you might’ve been gay or something but you showed no interest on even Caramel hitting on you
>So now they figured you might only be interested in your own race
>This little experiment of yours is going a little crazy, but you’ll soon figure out your place in this sort of society of theirs and their reversed gender roles
>”Whoa, hey hey! Anon, we found someone perfect for you!” You hear Big Mac exclaim
>You look at him and he points his hoof over to the right of you
>Turning around, you see...no, wait, how is that possible?
>Many gray butterflies are fluttering about as you spot another human, a woman!
>It wasn’t a feeling of lust or love, but companionship
>You don’t mind the ponies or the few minotaurs and griffons that pass by, but you’ve longed just to see another human, a possibility of one
>And to see someone, with her brown hair just flowing in the wind like some European vixen, all wrapped in a pretty bow
>Yeah, you’re not falling for her, you just want companionship, is all
>That’s what you’re telling yourself
>Her strutting toward you with a glazed look in her eye as she smiles
>Her right arm reaching behind her back and showing her rather robust bust
>Her arm coming back and revealing a Tommy gun
>Oh shit wait
>Before the first shot was fired, [METROPOLIS] pops out and stomps his feet, a real life deathclaw coming from the ground and taking the bullets meant for you
>It roared as it charged after her
>It was -THE MIRACLE- that you needed
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>>29596576

>”OH, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!” You hear her shout as a giant head nearly resembling Morpheus appears and two android hands pushed the deathclaw back. “You can summon fucking DEATHCLAWS AS A STAND?!”
>You weren’t sure what the fuck you did, but whatever your Stand did, it had another power you weren’t aware of
>[METROPOLIS] had the power of -THE SLEEPER-, which made these illusions appear to anyone you touched
>But now you had another one!
>You shake your head and usher your buds out of there
>”Why do you have the crazy ones coming after you?!” Caramel gritted his teeth, trying to stave off the fear welling in him
“No clue! Don’t wanna know! Gotta get you bros outta here safe and sound!”
>”Aww, we’re your bros!” Thunderlane giggled
“Now is not the time to be all lovey dovey about it!” You shout as bullets whizz overhead
>You look back and see the deathclaw you apparently summon suplex her to the ground, but she seem to be made of tougher stuff since the butterflies around her pick her back up
>She keeps fighting, her glazed eyes looking at you momentarily before fighting the deathclaw again
>Her Stand’s hand blurred as it took things nearby in the marketplace and created a sort of blunt mechanical looking sledgehammer
>The girl took it and started wailing on the deathclaw, managing to stagger it
>Many other ponies looked out and started running around in a state of panic
>”Gosh darnit! I gotta get to my wife! I’ll see you all later!” Mr. Cake ran through the crowd to get to Sugarcube Corner
>You nod and look over at the crowd
“C’mon, you guys follow the crowd and get out of here!”
>”What about-”
>”Caramel, it’s his fight. And he don’t want us hurt.” Big Mac pulled him away and looked you in the eyes. “Sock one in for us, Anon. I’ll pay ya back for all the drinks.” He smiled and hurried the guys out of there
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>>29596587

>You walk back to the girl and watch her as your deathclaw is weakly crawling away
>A few moments and it faded away
>[METROPOLIS] comes out as she looks back at you, holding some sort of sledgehammer with many parts welded on it
>”Your Stand can do more than summon deathclaws, huh? It has a sort of dreamy appearance to it.” She smirked as butterflies flew around her, her Stand looking intimidating as its shades seem to pierce right into you. “Pseudonymous.” She placed a hand on her chest
“Anonymous.” You chuckle a bit. “You look like a sort of female verson of me.”
>”Same…” she widened her eyes as she said something akin to her spilling her spaghetti. “I mean...you’re a male version of...fuck it...just…” She ran right toward you
>You did the same and your Stand flew forward, his fist breaking through her sledgehammer when she swung at you
>Her Stand’s hand opened up and shot out a blue fire similar to a blowtorch
>You felt a harsh burn across your chest as it pushed [METROPOLIS] away from Psuedo
>Yeah, if you’re Anon, she’s Pseudo, that’s what you’ll go with
>”Yeah, try and fight my [YTSE JAM], faggot!” She shouted as she leaped toward you and fought you herself
>You both traded jabs at each other and both your Stands did the same
>[METROPOLIS] flew forward when he found an opening and kicked [YTSE JAM]’s robotic hands away and slammed its fist into its giant head
>It winced, but it backhanded your Stand and sent you flying as well
>You crash, denting the walls of the home you collided with
>You spat out saliva, some blood as well
>It hurts, but you gotta power through it
>Nothing a few broken ribs can handle
>Wait, you touched her and your Stand did to...that means
>Aww yeah -The Sleeper- is gonna put her into some nightmare fuel
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>>29596608

>You get out of the dent and fall, rolling through the ground and kneeling up
>Pseudo’s Stand quickly made up a crossbow and gave her a whole bunch of stone head arrows
>”You are one crazy guy, Anon. A shame that I have to do this.” She grinned and aimed the crossbow at you
“Why? For what reason am I gonna die?” You glare at her
>”Dunno. Some pony with grey butterflies came at me and took me here. If I kill you, I go back and get some hot pony dick.”
“Sweet lord, you degenerate.” You grimace a bit at her honesty, but you fare no better since you do want some pony poon yourself
>She giggled and sighed. “I mean, fucking you would be masturbation since we are the same, in a sense. Well…” She smiled. “See ya…”
>The arrow flew and you closed your eyes, knowing the second time being hit with an arrow would be your last
>But it didn’t come
>You sat there a few seconds before opening your eyes
>The arrow slowed down and fell at your feet
>”What are you doing kneeling there?! Get up!” You hear Spike’s voice off to the side
>You feel a bunch of hooves help you up, belonging to Twilight Sparkle and Applejack
“What are you guys doing here?” You widen your eyes. “Her Stand is dangerous. You gotta go!”
>”We’re in this together, Anon! Besides, her Stand can’t attack me!” Twilight smiled
>”And she got something that my [ROTTEN APPLE] can get rid of.” Applejack summoned all these small groot looking fucks and they all charged after Pseudonymous
>She widened her eyes and fired another bolt, which Spike’s [RISE] promptly stopped
>”What the hell?! Everyone here has Stands?!” Pseudo back away as she dropped her crossbow and fell back as [ROTTEN APPLE] rotted away her weapon
>[YTSE JAM]’s hand opened up to a blowtorch and glared at the small creatures as they came close
“Applejack, call it back! Get it away from that!”
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>>29596620

>It was too late as it swiped its hand across the multitude of her Stand slowly, burning some of them
>She flailed her body as the damage on her Stand reflected back on her
>”Applejack!” Twilight shouted. Spike looked over and back at Pseudonymous, anger in his eyes
>As [YTSE JAM] moved to get the rest of them, Spike moved his hands and made a pushing motion, sending both Pseudo and her Stand flew off into the sky
>The gray butterflies fluttered about in confusion before heading off toward the direction she flew in
>”Oww ow ow ow!” Applejack patted her body with her hooves and panted heavily. “That hurt! I didn’t know our Stands getting hurt would mean I’d get hurt!”
“You didn’t tell her, Twilight?” You leer at the purple pony
>”I was going to explain more but our staff warned us about an enemy Stand!” She cried. “Oh, Applejack...I’m sorry.” Her horn glowed and tried to remedy Applejack’s burns
>”It’s alright, Twi.” She sighed, breathing a little less heavy. “Is she gone?”
>”Yeah, sent her flying.” Spike walked up to the three of you.
“Darn...was gonna do some illusions and scare the hell out of her.” You chuckle and pat his back. “Thanks, though. You’re probably the living embodiment of a deus ex machina.” You get up and hoist Applejack on your back. “C’mon, let’s get you to a hospital.”
>”You sure, sugarcube?”
>”Bring her to the castle, instead. My staff can help her.”
>You nod and walk down toward the castle, feeling safe now that Pseudonymous is gone
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>>29596635

“AHHHHHH!” You scream as land into the canopy of some forest. ‘Oof! Ah! Gah!” You break into the branches and slip as you try to grab on to something, but land into some thorny bushes
>You lay there in so much pain, but you were lucky to be alive after being sent into the sky
>So that was this world’s Barb. Such a ballsy dude to stop your arrow and send you to see the sights
>How did he have a Stand, though? She didn’t tell you everything, did she?
>”So, I’m guessing things went awry…” You hear her voice. You look up and see this world’s Maud Pie. “It’s okay. My Stand caught everything and I logged it all in-”
“You bitch! You didn’t tell me that this world’s Barb and Applejack had a Stand!” You try to get up, but the thorny vines of the bushes stop you
>[YTSE JAM] gets you out with his blowtorch hand and you get up, holding your arm and limping a bit
>Yep, that’s a broken fucking leg
>”I wasn’t aware that those two acquired Stands. Pinkie only told me that Rainbow Dash has one.” She said in that dumb monotone tone of voice of hers
“Whatever…” You groan as her butterfly Stand converged together and help you off your feet, carrying you. “You suck at using my Stand. Let me handle it next time.”
>”Noted. Now let’s go...father would probably want to hear this…”

*insert to be continued meme here*
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>>29596652

Stand User: Pseudonymous
Stand Name: [YTSE JAM]
Stand Ability: [Rapid Fabrication]
Power - B
Speed - A
Range - C
Durability - C
Precision - C
Potential - A

Description: [YTSE JAM] allows Pseudonymous to fabricate any and all weapons, depending on the resources available to her. When up close, [YTSE JAM] can use tools that resides in its hands to ensure Pseudonymous’ protection.
Appearance: A floating head with a gas mask and black strapped goggles with its hands broken into many pieces and tools

Stand User: Applejack
Stand Name: [ROTTEN APPLE]
Stand Ability: [Vegetation Degradation/Vegetation Growth]
Power - C / A
Speed - B / D
Range - B / C
Durability - C / B
Precision - E / C
Potential - C / A

Description: [ROTTEN APPLE] can switch to being either one giant Stand or one hundred small Stands. The small Stands rot every plant life their hands touch. The giant Stand can bring a plant to life, via touch for one or two items or a stomp on the ground to give life to a large area
Appearance: Groot looking motherfucker, basically

Stand Update:

Stand User: Anonymous
Stand Name: [METROPOLIS]
Stand Update: [METROPOLIS] can use -The Sleeper- to induce illusions. -The Miracle- can bring any creature in his thoughts to life for 5 minutes or until death.

Stand User: Maud Pie
Stand Name: [SENTRY THE DEFIANT]
Stand Ability: [Dimension Retrieval]
Power - C
Speed - E
Range - A
Durability - C
Precision - D
Potential - B

Description: [SENTRY THE DEFIANT] can look into different dimensions via her butterflies and bring them into her dimension. She can control them at anytime, granted that she’s within 100 meters
Appearance: hundreds of grey butterflies within 100 meters of her

This was tricky dicky to write but I hope it's good. Sorry about saying it'll come out Sunday. Having trouble sleeping and it's fucked me up.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf6O-p1Usys
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Can a good JoJo fag help a man out I want to listen to jeffs dazzling / battle tendency mash up but I have next to no brain cells and can't find it searching soundcloud or google.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=snd3ZtplvX0 Goodnight bump
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>>29597007
I got you mate.
https://clyp.it/2kyusdvt

Also if you like JeffMango's stuff check out the full on Jojo green he wrote at some point.

http://pastebin.com/eFMDdm64
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>>29596652
>>29596695
Awesome update man. I didn't mention it last time, but I find really funny the reversed gender roles aspect you gave to this Equestria, and now with Pseudonymous this will surely become even funnier.
Speaking about her, awesome stand and even better battle.
I'm looking forward to what her and Maud have in store for our protagonists.
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>>29597996
Everyone ITT, where are you from and what's your favorite part?
Amerifat reporting in.
Part 2 tied with Part 7 and 8. Love me some trickery.
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>>29598968
Well since you asked nicely, my favourite parts are 2 and 7, but I have a soft spot for all the others.
Also, I'm from Argentina
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>>29576080
Thanks for saving that pic.

>>29568621
>tfw I haven't shown my waifu's Stand in-story yet
>tfw she probably wouldn't beat Bruno anyway

>>29597602
God, Jeff's awesome. Just read Safe as Houses last week and it was hard to breathe during.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSCKAj-f0BA
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>>29568621
>Sunburst vs Diver Down
Well there goes my chances
Please don't kill him Anasui
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>>29598968
Murican her, fave part is 7, followed closely by 5.
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>>29598968
I guess I'll repeat what everyone else as said so far and name Steel Ball Run as my favorite part.

That said, Part 4 is a close runner up.
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>>29599189
Is Argentina white?
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>>29601001
Argentina is a diverse place, plenty of this race, plenty of the other.
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>>29598968

New york fag here and I like part 1 and part 3. still love the other parts except part 5 desu
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>>29598968
engbland man here, due to my country being the home of 6'5" giants I like part 1
And 2 however realistically part 7 probably is Arakis finest part 8 being a good second though.
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I need jo girls...Jo girls in bunny suits
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>>29602863
>Lisa Lisa in a bunny suit
Anon, have mercy. My penis can only handle so much
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udmTeFdFWAs
Is Jonathan boring?
Of course not. He is a pure cinnamon roll and everyone loves him.
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>>29603087
>not suzie q

I like Lisa Lisa too, but goddamn Suzie does something for me.
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>>29603439
>is Jonathan boring

He's a sweetheart, and frankly he's one of my top 3 Jojo's.
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>>29602863
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Wow, my creative juices are flowing tonight. Might post something tomorrow, so stay tuned folks.

I want to wish you all a big thanks for sticking around and reading my shit. It means a lot to me that you guys like it, and half the reason I'm even writing these things is so you guys can enjoy them.
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>>29604369
Just now I was looking through some old threads and came upon your first posts. It's been a long and roundabout path... thank you Omnee.
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>>29602863
>>29603087
>>29603498
>not holly
>not Erina
>not yukako
>not Mariah
>not midler
>not tomoko
>not trish
>not gwess
>not ermes
>not atroe
>not hot pants
>not scarlet valentine
>not Aya
>not all the other girls I've forgot to mention except nena and enya no one here would want to seem them in bunny suits.
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Something different from the one shot stories, but I'm in a bit of a feelsy mood

>Ten years on the run from these ponies has left you weak and weary
>You've used most of your knowledge to escape from them
>Spin, Hamon, your Stand
>But you don't want to run anymore
>The steel cage is watched by many guards as they haul you into a beautiful city on a mountain
>Many of the distressed citizens shout expletives and throw things at you, but it ceases when they see none of the things they threw hit you
>Your Stand refuses to let you be hit by them
>But they already hit you with their words
>"Beast! Abominable from the depths of Tartarus, itself! Have you no shame?!" A pony that, by the looks of it, is a priest shouts
>You restrain yourself from the anger that wells within you, but you don't want to make this any harder on yourself than already is
>The scenery of the city is beautiful, but is filled with such hateful souls that it hurts
>You've visited many lands in your ten years on the run, from Griffonstone. to Labyrinthia, even to this Yakyakistan; they were more of a company than any of the ponies that have attempted a stake at your life
>"Stop." A soothing, yet commanding voice stopped your entourage in the gardens of the castle
>Looking up, you see the mother of all ponies, the solar diarch herself from her castle doors
>She held an expressionless face as she pierced into your soul and slowly trotted up to your cage
>"It's okay..." You see an ethereal form of the pony that you knew. Your student of your dying arts. "It'll be okay."
>The white alabaster princess stopped a meter away from your cage and leered at you. "Ten years. Ten years you have evaded us and just yesterday, you come back and let us take you."
>A weak smile flashed from you and you chuckle a little
"I'm tired of running." Was all you said
>She furrowed her brows and walked around your cage

I lost where I was going with this but I figured it's some bump material so...whatever
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>>29605853
>after awhile she finally asks you a question.
>"but why?"
>You sigh as you give her a melancholy look.
"Before I came here I just wanted one thing, to achieve it I tried everything, fighting, hiding and running away. Nothing ever worked."
>You stare at her; your face unchanging.
"I was being hunted by those who seeked justice, those who wanted my past sins answered by retribution."
>a smirk crosses your lips.
"You would understand about having past sins, except in your situation everyone was happy in the end no one died."
>The princess can only nod her head, she would of thought her sister would have been a lot more furious having been exiled for 1000 years.
>She snaps back to reality remembering she was the one in charge.
>"I'll ask you again, but why?"
"I suppose my punishment in the end was just, I spent most of my time after that pondering everything. Would I do it again, was it worth it?"
>You mutter under your breath.
"..."
>You get back to addressing the princess.
"All I've known is running away from things: my fears, my enemies, I just wanted one simple thing..."
>The last bit of your sentence catches her attention.
>"But what do you want?"
>You look around ignoring the princess, all these ponies, griffons and yaks... none interested you in the slightest; magical creatures belonged in fairytales.
"Just like your sister I have finally escaped my punishment by sheer luck, I didn't go to the expected destination but instead ended up here and trust me. When you saw what I saw you would not want to go back. So I just ran again, amazed that nothing chased me or looked for me."
>The solar deity grew weary of you delaying her simple question.
>"If you want to play these games I can simply have you exiled off, I am trying to be kind and reasonable to you but you are trying my patience. So I'll ask one last time, but why?"
"I just want one simple thing."
>she leans in closer.
"I want to live a quiet life."
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>>29606138
Nice twist at the end; I actually didn't see it coming. Made me feel.
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>>29604604
>It's been just over 4 months since I started writing again
Jesus Christ, time sure does fly. I've enjoyed every minute of writing and reading the greens in these threads, and I've enjoyed the support and feedback I've gotten from everyone. Let's Stand Proud for years to come.
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>>29607142
WHERE
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>>29607160
Japan most likely.
Maybe you could order it from the Lucky Land page?
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>>29607225
Lucky Land page?
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>>29607262
Or you could try your luck on Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/Bizarre-Adventure-COMMUNICATIONS-Antique-ultra-violence/dp/B00DFFZ9L2
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>>29607344
Oh snap!
Does anyone else remember the ultra violence brand?
I always wanted the Kira Tie Replica.
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>We could really use a drawfag in here.
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Bump experience
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>>29598968
A suburb-town in Burgerstan.
2 & 5
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>>29609157
>Burgerstan.
...that is not a real place is it?
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>>29606138

pfft i like that ending
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>>29609537
Sure, it's just as real as Clapistan.
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>>29601334
No digas mentiras, sabes que somos europeos.
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>>29610790
No quiero que me banneen, pero tenemos muy poco de europeos hoy en dia.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkJ-f3iD60w
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i'm not dead. i've just been lost for a while. don't mind me.
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For the record I'm not dead either. Just killed a week working on a personal project and then spent the last few days filing job applications and reading Austraeoh. Sometimes 20 more episodes of CRBA sounds like far too much space to work with, and other times it feels like I have too much stuff in the wings to portion it out correctly.

Plus I need to write the next episode of Coco, or else they're going to desync.

>>29607891
Seconded.

>>29611121
No me entiendo Castellano.
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A Stando, for anyone to use:

Stand Name-
「WE HATE IT WHEN OUR FRIENDS BECOME SUCCESSFUL」

APPEARANCE-
See pic

STATS-
POWER-C
SPEED-D
RANGE-D
DURABILITY-D
PRECISION-C
POTENTIAL-A

ABILITIES-
•The Stand gains abilities and strengthens based on how much spite it generates in others
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Bump
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Alright, I can't come up with any names for it, so what kind of name could I give to Killer Queen's Left Glove as wielded by Kira? I know Ditherer suggested [Flick Of The Wrist], but I want to see what else you guys can come up with.
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>>29613351
Well, I don't know what plans you have for this kira, but since he is in equestria I can think of [It's a kind of magic] or [Friends will be Friends].
Although [Flick of the wrist] seems more fitting since it is from the album [Sheer Heart Attack].
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>>29613444
And now I'm looking up Queen albums on google. Let's see if there's anything that tickles my fancy here.
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[Bumps The Dust], switch on!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06mmya0pqcw
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>>29614135
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>>29614135
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Stand User: Anon Y. Mous
Stand: KEK
Stand Ability: Internal Corruption
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>>29615657
Could kek defeat Kars.
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>>29615693
I don't think so...
How would it work against Chrysalis or the Sirens?
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>>29614135
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>>29545636
>not reading the comics

Get out.
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>>29615657
I can imagine how it would work on the M6.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gyTZHjE72Z
Guys, does this sound better?
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>>29617739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmbhjlSW6h
Or does this one sound better?
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>>29617739
>>29617747
I liked the sound in the first one, but the vocals sounded better on the second one.
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>>29617747
This one, but the first is a close second.
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After lurking a bit through >>29559567, I've been wondering... How would the characters from the greens ITT interact with the characters from the greens in other threads.
>inb4 we now go deeper into the crossover territories.
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>>29618477
I believe that the fact only stand users could see stands would be an edge but they'd still end up loosing anyway.
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Now that the EQG map is out, does it change your stories in some way?
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>Imagine the EqG's after LoE living happily ever after, their is no more evil,
Thus the specials are released as fillers.
>Sunset is good
>Scilight has replaced twilight
>The dazzlings are just girls (that no one likes)
>The shadowbolts are less assholy
>Gloria daisy is able to keep camp everfree safe.
>Little did they know that principal celestia met a man recently and just to be save he put his stand in her none stand body.
>she doesn't even notice.
>after making an assembly she finishes up by reading the news.
>at one precise moment when the whole school is silent all that can be heard is >>29614135
>no one knows any better that the nose was nothing and everything ever done was set back to the beginning.
>Sunset is evil
>Twilight is yet to discover the power of the mirror.
>The dazzlings are slowly feeding to strengthen their power.
>The shadow bolts are still huge dicks
>Gloriosa daisy is struggling to keep the camp open but remains from from Gaia everfree's influence.

I just thought this would be a better 'requiem' power for killer queen, rather then one hour just to reset everything before anything was EVER changed. Kira is still Celesia though and he likes them princess hands....
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Boop
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>>29617880
>>29618474
Thanks for the input lads; this'll pay off a long while from now.
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>>29619024
I don't get it. Kira wants these things to happen, or are they just a consecuence of him using his new ability?
And he is in Celestia's body?
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>>29620375
I was trying to say something along the lines of If in a world where JoJo characters resided in EqG land Kiras goal (I feel like) would be to reset the events of the past so it's as if we were back to the first EqG were things were pretty awful.

Using killer queen / bites the dust in a new way which fitted the 'requiem' power more, this new power (going back to the begging where Sunset was top bitch) rather then an hour, he could essentially cover his tracks, steal hands without anyone catching on due to the various antagonists throughout the series resetting.

The only thing that could in hindsight defeat Kira is a vehicle running him over. Thankfully ambulances and fire engines don't seem to be canon in the EqG world, there was that one cop in the vinyl short but idk...
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>>29620442
>the EQG world is reset... but not the Equestria behind the mirror.
>Princess Twilight has to [fix] this time line with the help of her friends and the Jojo stand users...
>But someone gets in their way when his "quiet life" is threatened.
It could work, right?
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>>29620618
I like it. Quick, someone write another Kira green
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>>29620758
The next thread could be "Kira in Equestria" or "Kira just wants a quiet life thread".
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>>29620618
This is JoJo we're talking about, just about anything can work. Especially with the magic of ponies.
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>>29620870
Let's compromise and make the next thread "Dead Man's Questions" Edition.
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You know if ponyville had a theme this should be it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HwOF5Bvzk1U

Or at least make the western animation version of it.

My Favourite OP
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>>29621113
It does fit with >>29618837
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>>29618837
Not much, but I like that they have an observatory, and how Rainbow's house seems so out-of-the-way. I wonder what's in that shack on the bottom left.

>>29620618
This is an awesome idea, but I think it'd be more extreme if it were Pucci instead of Kira.

>>29597602
I wish I could download this. I've collected every other version of their songs by now, and it's taunting me with its unattainability.
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>>29621766
>Observatory.
That's what it is? It kinda struck me as that "Everton Engineering Academy" they mentioned in Friendship Games.

>Pucci in EQG.
So... who are the sinners?
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>>29621872
Everyone because >nohooves
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>>29621872
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Bump in Heaven
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Stand Name: [2112]

Stand Ability: [Universal Utopia Creation]

User:???

Stats:

Power - E
Speed - C
Range - E
Durability - A
Precision - B
Potential - A

Description: The user can create a unique kind of universe based on their desires. A benevolent universe where all probabilities constantly adjust towards the optimal happiness of all living things per the user's visions and desires.

Song: https://youtu.be/AZm1_jtY1SQ
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>>29624613

The most OP of Stands, but one that I wouldn't mind.

I feel like that would be something akin to the Matrix like trying to break out of it but it's like, why though?
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>>29535491
Are stories that rip off core parts of Jojo such as humor level, action, and a party pursuing an enemy acceptable?
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>>29624685
Depends, do they also feature musical references, powers personified as physical manifestation of their users soul and/or punching vampires with the power of the sun?
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good morning threadcho
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I'll be posting something in just a few minutes lads, so keep an eye out.
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Continuing from http://pastebin.com/G5AdpJET

>It’s the little things
>You thought it’d be easier to adjust to a new world, but the little things keep bothering you like something gnawing at the edges of your soul
>The grass is too brightly colored, the sky is too blue, the wind is too soft on your face, the sun is too yellow, the birdsong is just a little too different from home
>Even the animals are different, seeming to possess a keen intelligence that lurks behind the sheen of their eyes
>It’s extremely unnerving
>As you walk towards the nearby town that Pinkie claims to live in, you finally actually acknowledge that the entire world looks like you stepped into a fanciful children’s cartoon
>There’s you, hard-edged and heavily shadowed
>And there’s the new world around you, bright and soft and whimsical in its existence
>What a bizarre contrast
>Have you always looked like this?
>Will you even be able to survive here?
>Can you really put up with interacting with a whole race of creatures like this Pinkie Pie?
>Are you ever going to get [Killer Queen] back?
>Is there a chance that JOTARO could come find you?
>No no no no noNONONONONONO-
>It’s okay Kira, calm down, calm down, it’ll be fine
>You’ve been through worse, after all
>J-just take deep breaths, deep breaths and it’ll all be okay
>After a brief and agonizing internal struggle, you emerge triumphant over your emotions, force yourself to keep moving, and bring your fingernails away from your mouth
>Pinkie takes notice of the fact that you had to stop to solve your little emotional issue and turns around, concern evident on her face
>”What’s wrong Josuke? Are you okay?”
>You force a small smile onto your face, and relax the tension in your shoulders and neck
“A-ah, yes. I’m just fine Miss Pinkie.”
>She’s scrutinizing you
>It takes a few seconds of holding the smile and praying you don’t start sweating before she smiles and looks away, seemingly satisfied
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>>29626057
>She’s scrutinizing you
>It takes a few seconds of holding the smile and praying you don’t start sweating before she smiles and looks away, seemingly satisfied
>”Okie dokie! Oh, and you can call me just Pinkie! Let’s get a move on to Ponyville, I know you’ll love it there, Josuke!”
>Hearing that name sends shudders through you, but sticking to your cover is paramount
>No one can know your true name here
>You can’t repeat the mistake you made with that Shigechi boy
>…
>Come to think of it, you took to this world just a little too well
>No manic breakdowns, no freak outs, no questioning why miniature anime-styled horses were the dominant forms of life on this planet, and no freaking out about being dead
>Even the loss of your Stand didn’t faze you too much
>And Pinkie
>She talks a kilometer a minute, running through her words like Joe Montana runs across a football field
>It’s all making your head spin
>How have horses evolved to become the top of the food chain?
>How are they able to speak your language?
>If [Killer Queen] was broken by the Ghost Alley, and you along with it, how the hell are you still alive?
>Can you ever get it back?
>…
>No answers are forthcoming
>All you can do right now is rely on this small horse to help you, as strange and uncomfortable as that sounds
>Maybe it’s easy to adjust to all this because you’re dead
>…Or at least you’re supposed to be
>Is this perhaps an episode of Dissociative Disorder?
>You could be placing your feelings to the side in order to preserve your standard mental state
>Helpful, but it’ll ultimately backfire when you have to deal with everything at once
>That comes later though, and you can figure out how to survive that ordeal in the meantime
>”C’mon Josuke, we’re almost there! I can’t wait to introduce you to my friends!”
>…Right
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>You’ll have to adjust to this new world and its inhabitants
>Need to figure out where you are and what you can do around here, and accompany Pinkie and her friends to wherever they’re going
>But above all else, you need to get your Stand back
>[Killer Queen] is your top priority
>Without it you feel vulnerable, like you’re missing a leg or arm
>The real question is, if the glove is all you have left, will it grow back over time? Or is something else going on here?
>As you walk over the crest of the hill with Pinkie, you shield your eyes from the sun high above and make a vow only you can hear
“No matter what happens from here on out, I absolutely must recover my Stand. And as my Stand augmented my ability to do what I desired, my goal must now be reflected in the power I have left. I want to feel the rush I had as I watched those shitty brats die in front of me. I want to feel the way I did with [Bites The Dust]. I want it all back, and I’ll do whatever it takes to get there.”
>[I Want It All]… Not a bad name for the broken Stand you find yourself stuck with. Maybe you’ll keep it while you investigate this new world.
>No matter what, you’re getting back everything you’ve lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5i_sIyafuA&feature=youtu.be
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STAND NAME: [I WANT IT ALL]
STAND MASTER: PUNISHED KIRA, A MAN DENIED HIS QUIET LIFE

POWER: E
SPEED: D
RANGE: E
DURABILITY: E
PRECISION: B
POTENTIAL: ?

APPEARANCE: [Killer Queen]’s left glove, minus the medallion
ABILITY: Kira can directly wear [I Want It All], giving him access to a severely weakened version of KQ’s Primary Bomb. The ability is only able to gouge out an area the size of a quarter in whatever it’s used on, but it still hurts, probably. Whether this Stand can grow into something stronger is unknown.
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>>29626062
Sorry it was short boys, I'm under pressure because of college work I've been putting off for the last week, but I felt the urge to write something so here we are.

Pastebin's been updated here: http://pastebin.com/G5AdpJET

As always, feedback and criticism is welcome. Feel especially free to tell me if my characterization of Kira is off. I'm trying to write the rushed and battered Kira from the end of Part 4, and I'm not sure I've got his attitude and reactions down just yet.
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Also holy shit you guys, they made an official english cover of Great Days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-M8Tgn1imk
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>>29626083
... I thought everyone knew that by now I like the English cover a lot but the original is god tier, the collab of OP singers could be better then the original
Though...
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>>29626083

>not available in my country

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29542435
>First things first. It's a Manticore.
>You begin sizing it up while the mare poses dramatically.
>It's got Claws, a mouth that can crush and kill most beings and a tail of a scorpion.
>You've got to get at that tail, then you can simply attack it.
>You look to Steelslight.
"We've got to destroy it's tail. Can you do that?"
>"On it, JOJO!" >And with that, he dives right- but not before having to conjure a shield for something.
>A knife like appendage shoots from the Manticore, and in the direction of Steelslight!
"OH NO!" You shout.
"I REMEMBER! MANTICORES CAN SHOOT POISIONIOUS SPIKES!"
>He Realizes this, and dodges a few more spikes.
>Then you get in on the battle.
>You run in, waiting intently on the shot.
>In an instant, it chucks a spike at you, and you use your blade to parry it.
>Steelslight then gets a blade off, and takes off the tail of the Manticore!
>The Manticore roars, and uses a quick movement to swat Steelslight off to the left. He seems knocked out.
>Before the beast follows up, you get the attention of it.
>Lightning Follows up, dashing at the Mare.
>She's fairly unguarded.
>But she's directing the Manticore around.
>She's acting like the brain.
>You realize, you have to kill the Mare before you can get at the Manticore!
>The two of are able to keep the Manticore busy.
>But you're not gaining any ground, you can't peel yourself away from the fight to even get a glance at the Beast's master.
>And, in a blink, it hits lightning out of the air, his limp body swatting against the rock nearby.
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>>29626869
>"Lightning!" you shout, before you see the fight ahead of you.
>You must get through these rocks!
>You must get passed this Manticore!
>Diving in, you swing your short sword in a pure act of determination.
>You get a couple of cuts off, parrying the spikes before one large spike almost takes your head off.
>The mare cackles again, but shuts up when she sees that you're alive.
>You hear her audibly curse. But you don't know the word.
>The large spike was a wooden spine, easily mistaken for a splinter, but heavily Poisoned.
>That was close, you think to yourself.
>You can't even turn to see the location of the princess.
>You hope she's protected.
>Finishing the thought, you pull yourself back into the fight.
>You drive your sword into it's leg, but it pulls it out and now you're left sword-less.
>Then you're flung, but not knocked out.
>You sit now, behind a rock, trying to think of another plan.
>Before you hear the mare screech, grunt, and quickly quiet before you hear the Manticore roar loud enough to hurt your ears.
>You hop over the rock to see the mare impaled by.
>Oh dear.
>She was impaled through the head on Celestia's horn.
>Celestia had come up behind her and drove her unicorn horn through her brain.
>The morbid sight causes you to freeze, but the Manticore is as angry as ever. Though it seems more vulnerable now.
>You finally collect your thoughts and get back into it.
>But you forget you didn't have a blade.
>You stop, before it swings at your hulking mass again.
>You get off one line before getting flung again.
"Too much determination."
>But, by the time you landed, you find that the beast's paw has landed on something.
>It landed… It landed on it's own splinter! The same one that almost took your head off!
>It falls over, and lays stoic on the ground.
>You and Celestia grab your friends and head off deeper into the canyon.
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>>29626873
i should be posting a bit more from now on

Another genuine spoiler.
This part in the forest is going to be parallel to s1e2 where they go through and encounter all these things but it's supposed to set up what the mane six go through. like- i'm trying to make it that, the reason they encounter all this stuff in the everfree is the unfinished business of the group here. for instance the manticore they encounter in the show is actually the manticore here, but it's master-less and has that thorn in it's paw. it's the same villain sending the same tactics as the first, but it's going to be a bit more violent considering nightmare moon is a bit more young.
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>>29626890
I really like that you're tying this all in to the S1 premiere, gives it a cool sort of continuity.
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>>29626929
that's been my challenge for this story, i'm trying to make this tied in with the normal show so i can swiftly move on and make a history to a show that seems possible because my endgame is to move onto the regular MLP show with the characters. you're going to see a lot more of that as we move on.
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/r/ing this but with
The photo of the mane 7 posing for photo finish in the intro
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>>29627067
What? Did you mean to post a link or picture?
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>>29627185
This must be the work of an enemy stand (achtung baby) or I am literally retarded
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>>29627416
Well if I get some free time this week I might try my hand at shooping that shit. Keep your fingers crossed.
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>>29627436
Arrigato Omnee

Anyway have a goodnight ball pit image
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>>29626065
I liked this update. Your Kira does seem to go in circles in his mind, but that does come off as him having just been beaten by everyone in Part 4. Maybe this will change once he meets the ponies and if he considers himself to be "safe"
The name "Punished Kira" made me chuckle. And the new name of his stand seems like it will work out.

>>29626970
Good fight and good luck making the connection with the current day Elements of Harmony. So far it is going great setting up the events of the first episodes, so I have a good feeling that you will make it all work out.

Also, we shouldn't forget to add Phase 2 and Fighting Pen to the list in the next thread.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_EP09zByoE
Hermit Purple is... Tusk?
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>>29628145
Thanks man. I'm intending to grow him as a character in a similar way to when he first became Kosaku. Except this time, I intend to make it stick.
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>>29628968
Can friendship change Kira? Does he deserve a second chance or does he still need to pay up for his crimes?
This story has more layers than one would think at first.
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https://youtu.be/8pFw9rlduhM
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>battle of the newcomers:
>Shizuka Joestar vs. Jovial Journey a.k.a. Jojo vs. Anon with [METROPOLIS] vs. Josuke Higashikata who is actually Punished Kira
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>>29630397
That's some eyes of heaven shit right there son, I just wonder what their duel heat attacks would be.
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>>29630798
>Anon uses [METROPOLIS] to get himself and Kira close to the opponent
>He rushes in and punches the shit out of them
>Kira hangs back until he's done and slaps a quick bomb on them with [I Want It All] while they're stunned
>The explosion is pathetically small, but it's enough to knock the opponent over, and they crack their head on the ground
>Anon points at Kira and laughs heartily, and Kira crouches in the corner, ashamed and desiring hands
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Anyone else seen the trailer for the DUI movie looks pretty cool, has warner bros ever collabed with an anime team before to make a live action movie?
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https://youtu.be/TMSiCJgaCS0
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>>29631317
https://youtu.be/Zdzotxl_Hdg
It is a cool trailer.
I'm not sure if warner bros. Was involved in the live action of attack on titan or the death nite movies.
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>>29630798
>>29630924
But what if it was a Battle Royal?
>there can only be one.
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>>29630397
i'd like to think a serious way for Jojo to win this but he's woefully underpowered stood next to these guys.
i mean he'll get much more powerful later on but right now he'd be pretty lame in a fight against these guys.

maybe he could Psychiatrist them and fuck their minds up.
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>>29632418
>Jojo becomes Kira's therapyst.
How would that go?
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>>29632525
i dunno, i haven't seen part four yet.
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>>29626062
This is a nice direction for Kira, especially since Equestria's his own bizarre rock bottom. Also, the details about birdsong and animals being different are lovely. I agree with Star that Kira's very introspective, which is part of the territory when you're narrating the audience's thoughts to them, and I'm interested to see how he interacts with other characters, and especially who or what's going to get in the way of his quest for power and peace.

>>29626890
>>29626970
You're a man of good ideas and worthy ambitions, Phase. At heart JoJo comes with a kind of goofy earnestness, the feeling that people can pose like Roman statues and still have still have gripping life-or-death battles, and I think your green captures that wonderfully.

>>29615693
Are there any Stands in this thread that could beat/banish Kars? Are there any that could do it without the element of surprise?


Also, it's about time for another episode of Coco.
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Coco’s Bizarre Adventure, Episode 6: Godspeed You Black Emperor

To say that Sweetie Drops had made a long and arduous journey to get to Ponyville would be an understatement. It was true that she hadn't been forced to walk the whole way from the Crystal Empire, the Stands on hand at the castle had made that unnecessary, but she'd still been dropped off miles away from anywhere useful. Berryshine was probably well ahead of her, but she took comfort in the fact that they were both keeping to schedule.

The forest was a black and unwieldy thing, like the Empire writ in plant-matter. Something important was buried deep in the dayless clearings. It wasn't what the other agents were combing the country for, because it was too much of a double-edged sword, but it was exactly what they needed to raze the King's enemies' hometown from the map.

As she prodded at the rocks nearby, Drops wondered if she'd be remembered in some obscure book for her scorched-earth campaigns.

Even with her Stand’s help, the goal seemed to avoid her. It took an hour's searching to find it, blocked off and marked like she'd been told. The boulder would've taken Herculean effort to force away.

She reached into her saddlebag and grabbed a book in her teeth, then threw it onto the ground. The inside was hollowed-out, bearing a complex digital readout and tangles of wires. She activated it, slid it towards the rock, and ran for cover in the brush.

The explosion was earth-shattering, literally. Hot debris smashed into the dirt like hail. Drops waited until she was sure she wouldn't catch a shard in the back, and then returned to the site. Where the book had been, there was only a sooty outline. Where the boulder had been, there was darkness. Drops' mouth twitched upwards for a moment at the hint of soft cerulean light inside.

Beyond the mouth, in the stillness and damp air, lay the Mirror Pool.
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***

The Everfree seemed much bigger at night, without a townful of sleep keeping at bay. The only thing contesting the shadows was frantic firelight in the middle distance, and it was better off not existing. Button felt pins and needles in his hooves.

Stiff upper lip. He'd always been the stallion of the house, but now he was the only member. Best not to dwell on that. And, although he wasn't quite old enough to permit the thought openly, Diamond was watching him. Diamond with her long eyelashes, who could read secrets just by looking at you through them...

If Button had spent some time thinking clearly about it, he might have realized that she was already aware of his cloak-and-dagger affections. But he was the sort of colt who thought in terms of winning and losing, and since nopony had blown a whistle and held her fetlock up in victory, he had to assume the game was still afoot.

All this to say that he was very quiet. Not shy, because shyness implied that there was no reason to be so silent. And she was quiet too, watching the trees and mulling over the prospects of testing 「Misery Business」's speed against the jaws of a roving manticore.

It would have made her very happy to not encounter any animals in the night. And, considering where they were heading, she was right to be in a funk. Not to mention that the unrepeating jag-pattern of branches became more and more distracting the further she went. Could something out there know she was here by smell...?

Button stopped and held her back with a hoof. With a whisper, 「Electric Funeral」 appeared, and he fiddled with the sight, squinting. Diamond briefly entertained a silly thought that she should probably duck for cover, and then he pulled the trigger. The sound was a thick plastic [i]ker-chuk[/i], but there was no projectile.

On the outskirts of the forest, the cottage filled up with light.
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>>29632876
The warmth blurred the darkness around it, removing detail, creating only their goal. Button found this as reassuring as Diamond found it concerning.

Even with light close-by, she moved closer to him than before. He didn't react, through willpower.

Closer, peering through an uncurtained window, they couldn't see her. The whole cottage seemed deserted, and the door wouldn't budge. He'd been about to shoot the lock when her Stand appeared and opened it from the inside.

"She's probably in the bedroom," Button murmured, half to himself.

"Is there one?" Diamond asked louder, trotting inside. Fluttershy's home smelled like seven kinds of fur, but all of the cages were empty and the entryway was lifeless.

Button stepped in second and scanned for other doors. He found the right one by the little white shape in front of it. At first he thought it might have been a statue from a garden, and then it moved.

"There's a bunny," he said out of the corner of his mouth, nudging her from inspecting the cages.

She turned and said, "Awww." That wasn't so bad, she guessed.

It looked peeved at her expression, and scampered closer. She lowered her head a little to make better eye contact, and spoke rather condescendingly.

"Do you know where Fluttershy is?" She put extra emphasis on "Fluttershy" in case the rest wasn't getting through.

The bunny put back his ears and shook his head.

Button hmmmed. "We need to find her. Did something happen?" He felt silly talking to a rabbit, and sillier when there wasn't a response.

Then the rabbit startled and jumped back, away from the window. Button turned to see what had frightened him, and then threw himself at Diamond, throwing them both into the floor just before the glass shattered.

Outside were three miniature planes, fighter jets smaller than his head, hovering in the air. In unison, they let out a barrage of gunfire, battering the window, the wood floor and the furniture beyond.
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>>29632888
***

The dark halls stretched onward, endlessly curving in the same direction. Scootaloo realized, belatedly, that the outer section of the first floor was just a ring, and that if she didn't get some altitude, she'd run away directly into her opponent.

She went up the first staircase she could find, a long alabaster thing. 「Go Zone」 struck with its hooves in an exhausting combo, forcing the couch upwards and onto safe ground, and then getting them moving again. Scootaloo panted as the world lurched back into motion around her.

When she'd gathered her breath, she called upwards, "Spike?"

There was no answer. She debated shouting louder, wondered if she'd be giving her position away and if that was acceptable. As far as she knew, both sides were in the dark for now.

Then there was an answer, from all sides: "Y-yeah?"

She passed through a corridor in the ring with a low ceiling, and then back out into an open passage. Toward the ceiling she shouted, "I'm heading your way! Where are you?"

For a moment, silence. Decision. "Th-third floor!"

Scootaloo nodded, then realized Spike couldn't see her. "Stay there, I'm coming!" The next corridor loomed, and as it swallowed her she looked for another staircase.

"Anypony... I don't... I don't see anypony..."

Scootaloo jerked her head at the sound, ears perked. It was Sweetie's voice, coming from down the hallway.

"Get behind us, girls!"

"What did you do to them?!"

"Heeeeelp!"

Voices, young and old. The same that supplied the background chatter of life in Ponyville. She raced the couch towards them, around the bend.

There was nopony there. Only the Stand, hovering the air, its non-mouth hanging open to spit out the noise. She stopped the couch in its tracks immediately, straining to defy momentum, as the user and Stand bolted for her.

She shouted, "「Go Zone」!" But it didn't appear in time.
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>>29632904
With a violent leap, the unicorn and her Stand bridged the distance, and struck the body of Element of Generosity. And instantly, beside Scootaloo, there was a CD being absorbed into the hoof of the Stand.

She roared as 「Go Zone」 appeared, and suddenly the disc stopped moving. The friction between it and the hoof had become too great! And then, before there could be any counterattack, her Stand let out a single left hook on the outstretched metallic fetlock.

The hit dented the metal, and the enemy grunted and stumbled sideways. Then she fell flat on the floor, all friction gone from it, and 「Go Zone」 shoved her away.

The enemy and her Stand went sprawling back a few meters, outside of range, and then stood up again. When they did, they saw the couch rushing backwards away from them, and an orange pegasus filly holding the CD of Rarity.

Snarling, the unicorn regained her balance and searched for a staircase.

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By the time Diamond was sensible enough to look at the source of the bullets, the jets had already passed through the corpse of the window, gliding into the cottage. They zoomed overhead and began to turn in midair.

Outside, everything was too dark to even make out shapes. An enemy Stand user could be leering at her from just outside of the ring of light, and she would never know. If this Stand had some range to it, they could be anywhere in the dark. Privately, the part of her that wasn’t still sore wondered how Sweetie Belle would deal with circumstances like this.

But the truth was that Sweetie Belle had dealt with it by sending two of the more offensive Stand users she had and hoping that it would work out in the end. In this position, she’d probably be just as helpless as...

Remembering the bunny, Diamond suddenly jerked her head up. In the darkness, behind the staircase, he was hiding. She breathed a sigh of relief and summoned up her Stand. Button, for his part, was already ahead of her.
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>>29632913
「Misery Business」 lashed out at one of the model planes as it doubled back, but it dove to one side and away from the hit. 「Electric Funeral」 bullseyed one of the remaining two, and it clattered to the floor on its side like a discarded toy while its brother let out a stream of vengeful gunfire. Button jumped back and scurried for cover, knocking over a table and a stand before diving behind the couch.

While that jet was distracted, Diamond picked up the fallen one with her Stand and threw it. When the two collided, it spun in the air and dipped, and she was able to smash it. Button popped up from behind cover and took a careful shot, which she only noticed afterwards by the ineffectual thump of the jet hitting the ground beside her. It had been aiming, she realized, for the back of her head.

When no more bullets were fired, she rushed to the window and stared out with her Stand activated. Where were they hiding?

There was only nerve-wracking silence, no matter which direction she tried searching in. She even tried the sky and the ground beneath her. Nopony. The user was long gone, or else they were never in the area to begin with.

Or...

The bunny scampered back into view, inspecting the damage and fallen Stand-bits. Nearby, Button caught his breath, kicked one of the disabled vehicles across the room like a can, and asked, “Know who’s doing this?”

“I have an idea. Before we do anything, we need to make sure Fluttershy’s here. Otherwise we’ll have a lot more work after this.”

Button nodded, and they approached one of the only closed doors on the first floor. He held his rifle at the ready, and she tensed as she shoved the door inward. The rifle-barrel filled the doorway as soon as there was space free, and it took a few seconds for Button to unclench his hooves at the empty bathroom behind.
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>>29632921
He stopped pressing his face to the black plastic and looked up at her. She looked back at him, and then he shrugged and nodded imperceptibly. The next door was a little to the left, and they scooted over to it, assuming the same position. The bunny stood behind Diamond, glancing around the rest of the cottage in fear.

She twisted the knob and threw the door in, stepping out of the doorway again. Button followed the same steps as before, stared into the sight, and then yelped. He sprung back as fast as he could, and then a wall of bullets tore away the floor where he’d been standing.

They came pouring out in a steady stream, five planes, ten, a dozen, more. Button clutched his Stand to his heart and stared at the procession, bug-eyed and unselfaware. They circled and looped and patterned themselves in the air above him, getting into position to cream him.

With shaky hooves he looked at all of them. He could force out two shots, maybe, in the time before they fired. She watched him raise the rifle, point the laser at random, fumble, fire. It was out of the way before he even pulled the trigger, and the shot flew wild and struck one of the lights.

Oh.

And suddenly, the cottage was dark again.

***

Spike was hiding in an alcove when he saw Scootaloo coming. He hadn’t been able to see what she was riding on earlier, but he recognized the sofa. It halted and she dismounted as soon as she saw him.

“Spike! I’m really glad someone else is okay!”

“Wh-where’s Rarity?”

Scootaloo frowned, then hoofed over something he hadn’t noticed she was holding at first. “Here.”

Spike went cold. “Only Twilight left…”
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>>29632927
“I’ll stop her before she can do anything to Twilight. But you have to keep this safe until I’m done. Since she’s storing the CDs inside her Stand, I bet she’s got a limited range, so we just need to beat her and get them somewhere else for them to turn back into ponies!” Scootaloo was smiling as she made this explanation, and then pressed the disc into his talons.

He stared down at it, and then nodded. “J… just keep Twilight safe.”

She made herself level with him, close enough that he had to choose which eye to look at. “I will. Don’t worry. Where is she?”

He thought for a moment, then pointed with a free claw. “Down that hallway, past the library, second door on the left.”

“Good. Hide, and don’t come out until there are ponies here again.”

And then she was off.

In less than twenty breaths after their conversation ended, he saw the shadow of the enemy around a corner, and ran desperately down the same hallway. Most of the doors would’ve made some noise at being opened, and the only option that didn’t need him to open anything was…

He could hear her hoofsteps coming up to where he’d just been.

With shaky legs, he ran into the darkness of the third-floor library.
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>>29632934
***

There was a fine art to cloning. Drops didn’t know it, but she knew what she liked.

Her own face in a repeating line, moving from one wall to the next. Organized, reliable, trained. Each copy was imperfect, and they would deteriorate more the longer she relied on them, but they were steadfast and loyal. She could trust them to do the right thing, whatever she’d think it was. This was something generals must’ve daydreamt about, she was sure.

The only flaw was the Stand. The others had the aura, the sight, the feeling that came with wielding one, but they couldn’t manifest it. At least, not all at once. She summoned it, a squat porcelain sphere hanging dumbly in the air, dangling a curtain of tiny silver tools for some deeply arcane arts-and-crafts project. Its one eye, a hematite hexagon, stared passively out on the damp dimness.

Then she dismissed it, and motioned to her closest copy. It grunted, exerted itself for a moment, and then the Stand rose, hovering, out of its essence.

So it was just one at a time. It would do.

“Alright, ladies, we’ve got a big couple of hours ahead. Let’s get everything ready.”

***

Button was in survival mode. The sporadic gunfire was keeping his eyes from adjusting, and keeping him moving, unable to get a shot off in response. He’d only bought himself time, not a way out.

He was only a few hooves away from the next volley, and the air filled with buzzing as the jets entered a new formation.

Maybe, he thought to himself, long-range work was really his specialty.

“Button! Turn the lights back on!” Diamond called over the humming chaos. The planes adjusted themselves in mid-pattern, no doubt aiming at her now.

“Get behind cover!” he yelled, half-hoping that they’d go back to focusing on him.

“Just trust me, Button! They won’t fire if you turn on the lights!”
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>>29632939
She sounded certain. He squinted and thought he made out the closest lamp. The buzzing was dying down as the planes settled in, and very few seemed to be pointing at him.

“Hurry!”

They thrummed with the sound of approaching gunfire. Button pulled the trigger.

The cottage burst into existence around him again, and the jets sputtered and went quiet. Between them and Diamond, held up by 「Misery Business」, was the body of Fluttershy.

“You might as well come out now,” she said to the room at large. No one did, but she stood patiently in her frozen stalemate..

He turned around, and checked to make sure nopony was hiding anywhere. He couldn’t see anything, except that the bunny had resurfaced, peeking out from behind a potted plant. It bounded closer toward Fluttershy, staring up at her dumbfounded.

“You can drop the act,” Diamond said. Fluttershy lay still in the air, eyes closed, and all was silent.

It took Button a moment to understand who she was talking to.
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>>29632944
It took the rabbit a while, too, and then he stared at her, puzzled.

“You hopped away from this Stand before either of us saw it. Before it even broke the window, or fired any shots. And only Stand users can see other Stands.”

The bunny stared at her. And then his expression changed, becoming grimmer. Something like a smile formed on his face, and the jets started moving again. Now they were circling around each other, flying in vertical rings above where he stood.

“I can’t read animals’ minds, but I know what you’re thinking. You think you can shoot me without hurting her. You think you’re faster than my Stand, and I probably wouldn’t risk Fluttershy’s life. And you’re right, about all of that, but you’ll still lose.”

There was no answer. The Stand slowed over the bunny, who looked tired of the game, and revved up once more. The combatants stared at each other with powerfully stoic expressions!

Button raised 「Electric Funeral」 up toward the swarm. The bunny only paid attention to make sure the shot wasn’t aimed directly at him, and rolled his eyes at the measured breathing and plastic click.

One plane suddenly turned into dead weight, and hit their opponent square on the head. It bounded off onto the floor a moment later, but the damage was done. He slumped over, unconscious, and the planes disintegrated from the air and the floor.

Diamond let out a breath, and looked at their enemy. “He did a good job protecting her.”

Button, who felt considerably less mature about the whole thing, said, “Not good enough for us.”

She smiled a little, and then didn’t. Her eyes didn’t leave the fallen animal, and then, gingerly, 「Misery Business」 placed him on top of his owner.

When they left the cottage, they turned out the lights behind them.
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>>29632951
***

DJ PON-3 had been in Ponyville for a long time. She wasn’t one of the new invaders, she was a long-standing community member. Waiting, watching, silent for so many years.

It was only recently that she got the Stand, of course, and things had been happening very quickly since then, but Sombra had spoken to her in dreams. Well, not exactly “spoken”, but she understood as well as he did that words were unnecessary sometimes. They were both overlooked, underappreciated. Both of them would be better off at the top, and unlike anyone else she ever heard complain about the unfairness of the world, he was willing to change it. She loved him, in a way. They were kindred souls, even if time had placed them so far apart.

「Antennas to Heaven」 had been a bonus, a gift during her dream. The chosen few didn’t have to endure the nightmares and trauma to be granted their power, and she was possibly his most patient acolyte. She’d rounded up so many in Ponyville without ever risking herself or her cover, and, although it barely mattered by now, she had the Elements of Harmony almost gift-wrapped for him.

...Almost.

She’d discovered in the last few minutes that her Stand gave her a sense of where her discs were when they weren’t being stored. This was the first time one had been taken from her, and by one of the little brats from town. Where had a filly like that even worked up the nerve from?

The disc had come here, then stopped, and then quickly after it moved away again, down that hallway… It was inside that library, maybe tucked away in a corner. The DJ walked toward it softly, questing into the dusty darkness. Her Stand floated beside her, casting a thin bar of red light on the affair, and it swept with her towards her prize.

“Ah! S-stay away!”
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>>29632956
When she saw Spike, backed up into one corner and clutching the disc, shaking at her like he needed a paper bag to breathe into, it was no big surprise. He didn’t matter, but it was nice to have his thread tied up along with the others.

“No closer, I m-mean it! You can’t have Rarity!”

That one was more forceful, and he looked genuinely serious. It was almost comical to notice the look on his face as the disc tugged away from him on its own and floated in midair, gravitating towards a Stand he couldn’t see. 「Antennas to Heaven」 held out a hoof to absorb the CD, and the DJ couldn’t help but sneer a little at the sudden intensity in the dragon’s eyes. It was too much like what she’d seen in that filly’s face a few minutes ago, and it was nothing more than posturing in the end.

Then Spike released a burst of bright green dragonfire into the air. It sailed clear of her, and didn’t even damage her Stand, even if it was pretty, and it was gone as soon as it came.

And so was the disc.

“She’s in Canterlot now,” he said quietly. “How’s that for range?”

He chuckled as her Stand raced forward and slammed its hoof into him. There was no pain, but it was cathartic. The Element of Generosity could be dealt with later, it’s not like she was mobile.

After she’d taken a couple of deep breaths, she replayed Spike’s words in the dark.

“...ow’s that for… can’t have Rarity! ...oor on the- ary, second door on the… Down that hallway, past the library, second door on the left… keep Twilight safe...”

With her bearings, she wandered back into the hall, looking for the right room. It wound up being the first one ajar, only a crack of it open. There was very little natural light inside, only what the moon spilled on the floor, and against one wall a bed with the Princess Twilight Sparkle in it. And, standing over that final target, the brat, with her Stand hovering above her in the dark.
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>>29632961
“About time you showed up, lady.”

“...” PON-3 shrugged past the door and entered the room.

“「Go Zone」 can get those CDs out of your Stand, whether it has to rip them out or hit you until you cough ‘em up. We can do either, or you can give them up right now. Your choice!” Scootaloo threw a hoof out at her opponent like she was flinging the decision at her.

The DJ rolled her eyes. She could deal with this without trading blows.

Beside her, 「Antennas to Heaven」 opened its mouth, and Sweetie Belle’s voice burst forth. “I don't see anypony...” The filly bristled, and gritted her teeth as the disc was ejected, held in one hoof.

“A trade?”

Nod.

“...No deal.”

Frown.

Shrug.

DJ PON-3 threw out a hoof, and the disc went flying towards Scootaloo, who stood on her back legs to catch it and fell backwards onto the comforter.

At that same moment, the unicorn raced across the room, seizing her opportunity! Scootaloo fumbled as the disc ripped itself from her hooves and rose up into the air, toppling dizzily. Even if she made Twilight immoveable with her power, it wouldn’t stop either of them from being converted!

「Antennas to Heaven」 feinted a swipe for the filly, and she let go of the disc and jumped back, noticing too late that she was falling off of the bed! As she left range, her Stand disappeared. Then the metallic hoof connected, hitting the Princess directly and turning her into sweet, sweet FLAC. The DJ grinned and leaned onto the bed to grab her prize.

And then the couch, which had been stuck to the ceiling by friction alone, fell on her.
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>>29632974
Or, rather, on her hooves. The sudden weight bore upon her skin, and she jolted back, only to find herself unable to move.

When Scootaloo dashed around the bed, it only took one clean motion. She pivoted and slid in a wide arc, unmoving, and then she stopped, looking up at the older mare.

DJ PON-3 summoned her Stand, but its front hooves were locked down. She tried to kick off the couch, but it didn’t budge. There was too much friction.

“「Go Zone」!” Scootaloo shouted, and the punch came before the rest of the body could manifest, smashing into 「Antennas to Heaven」’s flank. Another came, then another, and soon a glinting inside cavity was revealed, stacked with vinyl discs.

With one powerful rip, the Stand tore them free. The DJ gasped once, and slumped, unconscious.

Scootaloo surveyed the scene, the stack of CDs larger than the Stand that had housed them, the darkness, the empty bed and the sudden silence of the castle. She still had to navigate back to ground level and deal with Ponyville’s assailant before the night could truly be over.

Tired, she kicked the couch away, and it went sailing to the other side of the room and halted neatly against a bare wall. Then, she got to work.

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The fires had burned themselves out by now. Button could still smell the thick black ash, like a campfire magnified. Smoke lingered in the air, but most of the damage had already been done. He wondered if there was a Stand user somewhere who could control water, and then realized that it was something pegasi did in general.

...Where had they all gone?

“Button…” Diamond said, behind his right shoulder. She had kept her voice down.

“Hm?”

“There’s… I don’t know. Three o’clock.”

It took him a moment to understand what she was saying, and by the time he did he’d already turned his head where she was pointing him.
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>>29632854
jojo, as in the source anime or muh story or the character of jovial journey.

it's all so confusing...
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>>29632979
It was Bon Bon. An advancing line of Bon Bon, maybe twenty-five of her, all identical. All of them were holding things; big sticks, rocks, suitcases. Above the whole mass floated an orb that he knew on instinct was a Stand. He rubbed his eyes for a moment, and they were still there.

“Did Bon Bon always have a Stand?” he asked.

“Bon Bon was in the castle,” Diamond said softly, “I… I saw her on our last trip.”

Button’s eyes narrowed. Why all of the impostors up to now? Were these changelings? And if they were, why all disguise as the same person and walk together in formation? He stared at them, hard, searching for some sort of answer.

And then some of them looked back at him, and immediately turned to each other and their items.

The two foals didn’t wait long enough to see what would happen next. They bolted into town, Fluttershy in tow, heading castleward.

Behind them, the army advanced.
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>>29632983
「To Be Continued」

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78yioWJhUJA [Rush - Something for Nothing]

Stand Name: Twenty One Pilots
User: Angel Bunny
Stats
Power: B
Speed: C
Range: A
Durability: C
Precision: C
Potential: C
Abilities: Takes the form of 21 miniature fighter jets equipped with guns. Each part of the Stand follows the orders of the user exactly, and any damage must be repaired manually over time.

Stand Name: Antennas to Heaven
User: DJ PON-3
Stats
Power: B
Speed: C
Range: E
Durability: B
Precision: B
Potential: C
Abilities: Converts living things by touch into high-quality FLAC-format sound on compact discs. Discs can be stored inside the Stand itself, played like CDs, or damaged to harm anything within them. Discs are reverted back either by the user's willpower or when they leave range.

Stand Name: ???
User: Sweetie Drops
Stats
Power: E
Speed: D
Range: B
Durability: A
Precision: E
Potential: E
Abilities: ???

FiMFic Link: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/328442/6/
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>>29632854
Nothing can defeat Kars, his faboulousness stops anyone not nearly as faboulous getting near him.
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Daily reminder that Ditherer is the writefag we don't deserve.
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>>29632987
Your story, as always, continues to confound and astound me. I love the twists and turns and the general mysterious nature of the plot, and of course the battles are my favorite part. Like Ace and Phase 2 your writing smacks of that trademark JoJo trickery. Reading your stuff always makes me feel kind of small, and I have to agree with >>29633070, we don't deserve someone of your caliber here, in our little autism squared general. Keep doing what you're doing, because it's always awesome.
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You know it scares me the idea that out there somewhere through
Parts 3-6 Santana is still at the speed wagon foundation as stone and if their is a single power failed and he got nutrients off some sort of animal or person he could come
Back easily.

The only stand capable of defeating the pillar men honestly would have to be D4C not even GER could do fuck all since it mainly Effects the stands themselves so if you're a 2000 year old Aztec god, you're good to go
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>>29633942
if there are hamon users still then they're boned. all you'd need is Joseph to re-remember Hamon energy then he can use hermit purple's whip ability to long range zap him.

joseph did it near single handedly so it's only right that he should be able to do it again aided by the ability of long range.
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>>29632987
A great episode with lots of action. I enjoy how you include the next enemy to come during several parts of the episode. And the idea of using background ponies that look the same but have a different name is genius!
I love how the story flows so well in prose, but from time to time we have moments like:

>For a moment, silence. Decision.

Or...

“A trade?”

Nod.

“...No deal.”

Frown.

Shrug.

I know the latter represent how DJ-Pon-3 doesn't talk; but taking the first example into account I can't help but picture the scene as different frames from a manga, each with a corresponding sound effect to illustrate each sudden or subtle change just like in the source material.
If this was your intention, then congratulations. You are an excellent writer. If this wasn`t what you wanted to convey, then I'm sorry. My mind goes to weird places when reading such an entretaining story.

>>29633942
By the end of Part 2 there had been great advances in UV-Rays technology, so I personally didn't consider Santana to be a threat anymore.
Still, it would pose an interesting scenario if the current stand users had to deal with this "Old Enemy".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNag9_NO1CQ
Optional Soundtrack if someone decides to write the Jojos or the characters ITT vs. Santana.
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>>29631813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZibVhjkpvRQ
Jojo Movie Trailer Breakdown Breakdown!
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>>29632981
The source.

>>29633942
This reminds me that I had an idea for a JoJo AU where Joseph lost, and the few hidden survivors of Kars' ensuing massacre of the human race develop Stands and try to live long enough to make an attempt on his life. Or where DIO resurfaces into a world without people in it and eventually finds a way to lay the smackdown on the Pillar Man.

>>29633070
>pic related

>>29633430
Twists and turns are my master-plan. Also,
>Reading your stuff always makes me feel kind of small
This brought back memories. A far-away contemporary in high school who seemed more accomplished than I could manage in a lifetime even though he was just a year older than me. Reading my favorite author talk about writing with such aggressive expectations I felt like I was staring into the Sun and it was screaming at me to do better. I guess it's really those standards that pushed me to whatever level I'm at now. To be honest, I figured people would start saying things like this to me after another two decades of improvement.

Thanks.

>>29634498
That's a wonderful way to read it, and I'm glad it flowed well. I usually try to limit the amount of one-line paragraphs I make, because I worry about sounding too melodramatic. filename related
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Why is she so kawaii?

(Definitely not Anastasia)
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>>29535514
I think the Stando Generator is busted. I tried using the link and I get as far as clicking the Generate Stand Button before it just stops working. The old version still works, but knowing the power off the bat is way less hype than getting it and the stats all at once.
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>>29636680
Yeah, I can't make it work either.
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>>29635962
Fuck off Anasui, you're not marrying my daughter
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What characters do you miss?
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Is 「Remote Romance」 coming back this year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiTxJVFzRec
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>>29630397
>Anon knows Josuke isn't who he says he is because he has already read Part 4, so he allies with Jovial Journey to fight him.
>Little do they know that there was already someone trailing Kira for stealing her "Uncle's" identity.
So I guess it would mostly be a Punished Kira vs. everyone else.
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>>29638412
with that lineup i don't expect anyone to die. or even get hurt.

it'll be a big game of reformations and corruptions until we have a group of people all on the same side with no enemy to fight.
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To any of you etika fags here, the guys doing a livestream so if you've got a yt account and 5 of your currency to spare you can donate to ask him if he's doing JoJo again.

Not my cup of tea to donate money to ask a fucking question but there you go.
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>>29630397
>>29638412
Possible OOC, but here's how I'd even the stakes:
>Kira, desperate, uses his power to stick a bomb on Anonymous and threaten everyone.
>Anonymous and Shizuka think this is a credible threat.
>Kira has enough time to explain himself, and maybe apologize for taking the name Josuke, but essentially spins out a nice soliloquy about changing himself after his defeat.
>If this is in Equestria, ponies are shocked by this but ultimately are willing to believe him.
>Jovial, who's willing to give a chance to someone who wants to redeem themselves, doesn't want to fight.
>Anonymous doesn't believe it for a second, and Shizuka has no goodwill for anyone who would stick a bomb to someone as a tactic.
>After a tense standoff, Kira dismisses it, and the two illusionists attack.
>Nonviolent, but forced to act, Jovial stands beside him.
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>>29639136
funny thing is for another general i built a greentext as a non cannon digression of my green between three or four other anons from a couple of different greens but at that point i was a thousand and a half lines into my core green.

god i wish i had more lines down so i could write this.
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Goodnight feels bump
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>>29535491
The fourth series is trash, the second Jojo is the best one by a significant margin. The third series is alright.
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>>29535491
Can I get a summary of the major stories to see if they're worth reading?
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>>29639740
part 1 master race fite me faget
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>>29639136
I would literally pay one of you fags 20 bucks to build a story off of this prompt
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>>29640052
In fact, fuck it. I'll pay MYSELF $20 and write it right fuckin' now.
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>>29640069
Wait shit, which writer's Anon has [METROPOLIS]?
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>>29639175
Could you post some of that greentext?

>>29640069
You go Omnee! Write it and maybe some girl will give you her panties! Or $20. Whatever happens first.
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>>29640103
Nvm, got it. H-here I go...
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>>29639813
OK.

Part 1:

>Rammstein's Bizarre Adventure: Erich Rammstein is a NatSoc and stand user living in Canterlot that gets often dragged to battles against other stand users. And his sister is a cute. A CUTE!

>Dimensional Link: Pinkie Pie stabs Anon with the Stand Arrow, thus granting him a stand. And everything is fine and dandy, until said arrow becomes Twilight's stand. Now Anon and his pony friends need to find a way to create a new arrow and give it back to Pinkie's family because tradition... or is that all?

>Stan(d)on in Equestria: Rainbow Dash misteriously develops the stand of 「ANONYMOUS」, which has its own will, and quickly become friends. But when the 「NIGHTMARE」 returns to Equestria, it is up to them to fight it and any other stand user that gets in their way.

>MY LITTLE JOJO: STANDS ARE MAGIC: After Twilight and Starlight prod Anon's soul in an attempt to give him magic, his "Soul Stone" shatters everywhere, granting anypony in contact with it a stand. Anon also develops a stand, but a new threat comes to Equestria, trying to get a hold of the soul shards and get rid of Anon and his friends in the process...

>Care Root's Bizare Adventure: Care Root is your average student in Canterlot High, which nowadays means he is also a stand user, but do to the nature of his power he is rather unlucky... until he meets Dernier "Derpy" Piege.
This encounter may be the start of a good future to come for Care Root... if he survives the conspiracies and alliances forming all around Canterlot.

>French Anon's Bizarre Adventure: Anon is an intern in the SpeedWagon Foundation, but after a terrorist attack during an experiment with a stand arrow, he is transported to Canterlot High...
This story has not been updated in a long while...
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>>29640522
Part 2:

>Anon's Bizarre Adventure: Canterlot Escapade: Anon and Pinkie Pie get stabbed with an arrow and develop stands of their own. After meeting with other stand users, they decide to investigate who is responsible of going around town giving powers to random people.
This story has not been updated in a while.

>Stand by Me: Anon Y. Mous, your slacker green weeb, becomes really close with his purple neighbour Twilight Sparkle. After watching Jojo toghether, Twilight develops an "Evoker", which is capable of granting a stand to whomever is shot by it. Flash Sentry, in a fit of jealousy, steals the Evoker and starts creating an army of stand users to get in the way of Twilight and Anon's relationship.
The OG story! The author is on a hiatus, but we all await his triumphant return.

>Anon's Stando Adventure: Anon gets invited by Celestia to check the "Sovereign Arrow", an ancient relic said to grant powers to whomever survives being stabbed by it. After messing with it, Anon is able of weilding the power of stand, but apparently a shady group is coming for his life. And either by bad luck or destiny, his friends get stabed with the arrow and get stands of their own.

>Kira Visits Horseland: I Want It All: Yoshikage Kira, after the events of Part 4, awakens in Equestria with a downgraded version of his stand. Now, under a false identity, he plans to get back his powers and his quiet life.

>JoJo Green? It might be a thing: Anon, a self proclaimed PSIE-ntist, wants to uncover the misteries of Canterlot City, but he may be in more than he can handle.
The story was supposed to feature the stand [Beautiful Liar], but the author didn't continue the story.

>JoJo's bizarre adventure part 9: Cars & Chaos... and JoeJoe: JoeJoe is a student in Canterlot High that doesn't get along with anyone else, but after discovering he is part of the Joestar linage, bizarre events may happen.
This story has not been updated in a while.
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>>29640109
yeah, sure.

from the TiM general. there's no lewd.
one writer's a guy named droid anon who's anon was an old CIS guy who reactivated a droid production facility on equus - loves trixie and was becoming a sith at the time.
LP's anon was a guy who went to the badlands and made a paradise through triumph - loves moondancer.
the third guy is a space colonist and i've largely forgotten about him but he's real cyberpunk i remember that.
then there's my green's anon, which was a reaction to the cliches of the green in that general that i thought were OOC as fuck. was my first comercially successful green- largely made me what i was today, with my talent in green being keeping every element in the green within the realm of posisbility.
http://pastebin.com/KvQKUKGi
>Technology is magic in a way.
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>>29640109
AH!
i posted the source green that i wrote but i didn't post the crossover!
OY VEY MUH READERS!
http://pastebin.com/mhF5F5BD
this was hiding in my one-note.
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>>29640688

Part 3

>jojo (although I guess that is not the official title): Jovial Journey, a.k.a. Jojo, is a talented psychiatrist in Equestria assigned to council Princess Luna. But after she becomes Nightmare Moon, it is up to Jojo, Celestia and other ponies to stop her from resurrecting Discord.

>Shizuka Joestar in Canterlot High (not the official title): Anon, a normal student in Canterlot High, is tasked to show the new student around the school. But not long after meeting Shizuka, he gets involved in a stand battle...

And I think those are all.
Some aren't finished, some are just starting, but all of them are worth reading.
I hope you have a nice time reading them, and if you like them, please say so to their authors.
Have fun and Stand PROUD!

>>29640748
I remember reading some of these greens! I didn't know they had a crossover.
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>>29639813
>>29640837
There's also:

>Daring Do and the Arrows of Marapore (StarAnon)
Mild-mannered Ziggy Stardust is sent to negotiate with A.K. Yearling on behalf of her publisher, only to become embroiled in a Daring Do adventure featuring some especially magical arrows.

>Cat Armed Phenomena (StarAnon)
Flitter and Cloudchaser, the Stand-wielding Storm Sisters, find their occupational luck changing when they get a job tracking down a very special missing cat. Unfortunately, they're not the only Stand users trying to get their hands on "Princess Blue"...

>Coco's Bizarre Adventure: Nothing's Kingdom (Me, FiMFic)
On the night King Sombra reconquers Equestria and sends the Elements into comas, Coco Pommel falls off her balcony, sorts out her life, and gets saved by a mysterious power before she hits the ground. With the power of Stand, she ventures beyond Manehattan to foil Sombra's plans, save civilization, and - most importantly - revive Rarity.
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>>29640837
this was supposed to be an extra from all the other greens but a lot of my readers thought this was my main green, got confused, then angry- and now i'm going to finish the other green at my discrestion
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>>29641187
I can't believe I forgot about Nothing's Kingdom. And my own stories too!

By the way, since we are in the topic of it:
>Interview with a Stand User (StarAnon)
Featherweight is a sick child staying in Canterlot's Hospital.His condition gets worse quickly and so does his hopes of living, until one day his mother brings a quirky character to visit him.

I don't believe I mentioned it before, but the stories I've written, although they could be read independently from one another, are all connected by Ziggy Stardust and whathever is going on with Snowdrop in the Bonus Tracks at the end of each story.
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I want to be a punchy ghost
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Strange question, but can someone point me to a Jojo green that doesn't include anon in it? I know there is one with Trixie as the MC. I'm having a hard time finding others along those lines.
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>>29642213
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/328442/cocos-bizarre-adventure-nothings-kingdom
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>>29642213
http://pastebin.com/DNZ6FD9q
>This one has the pony Jovial Journey as its main character.

http://pastebin.com/uZiLTb2j
>This one has Care Root as a main character.

http://pastebin.com/susEAHiW
>This has Erich Rammstein as a main character.

http://pastebin.com/WP4W1KNm
>This story has Flitter and Cloudchaser as main characters.
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>>29639921
Part one was fantastic. The first two were the best, then it kinda goes downhill.
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>>29642548
t. Fist Of The North Star dicksucker
How can you not like Stands?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O37hzl0kMt8
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>>29643183
I wonder what jolynes fetish is... if you're a piss fag this would be great for you.
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>>29643977
>>29644309
L-LEWD!!!
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EMERGENCY BUMP
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>>29644309
Jolyne always gives me a sour sweet vibe, especially in this picture but I'm pretty sure most women would react that way if their giant dad's giant fish hook chain hooked up their skirt the day they forgot to wear anything to cover up...
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AAAAHAHAHAHA YES, IT'S GOING WELL
The only problem is that I don't know how the hell I'm going to write the ASB portion of this. I've just finished the leadup to the battle, but I'm not sure where to take it from here since these are all relatively new characters to the thread. If anyone has any ideas or contributions to how this should go down, go ahead and let me know.
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>>29646743
alright, i'll lay down the power i was going to develop in Jovial after they got the elements.

noren energy is the energy of goodwill, and the only battlemagic known to be able to be developed by all races of ponies- reminiscent to the magic of friendship but actually incarnate.

Noren energy is generated through goodwill to others and channeled through the beating of the heart. it manifests itself as a flash of white as an AOE attack or a thin beam like a sniper with diminishing returns at long distance.

The idea is that it comes out in waves relative to the beats of the heart, and cant be produced when the heart is beating slowly, so the character has to be constantly working up a high pulse to be effective.

And if you're not a good person then the magic of goodwill doesn't flow through you and you're boned.
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>>29646743
Shizuka can make herself invisible and things in a field around her, whose shape she seems capable of changing. By the time she's in high school, I'm guessing she can make the field the exact size of whatever she wants it to cover, but she's limited by the fact that a line of invisibility has to keep it connected to her, and enemies can use that to help determine what and where she's affecting. I think offensively she'd favor tactics that require coordination to defeat, like scattering nails on the ground and using her Stand to make them all invisible.

And Kira's bombs, even if they inflict negligible damage, are still good for knocking items over, giving a small boost to a jump or a thrown object, knocking a door shut from a distance, and tagging invisible things. Plus, if push comes to shove, don't forget the important detail that while wearing the glove, Kira's left hand can punch, grab and otherwise physically touch other Stands.
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https://youtu.be/VEnS8-5tu-I
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Thiiiiis shit brings back memories man. It has been over a year since I actually posted anything on this site honestly, and that was back in the normal norman threads before these threads starting popping up on their own. I tried writing some jojo stuff myself but it was a little rough with not much feedback and back then they were more interested in the 'norman canon' stuff. Being a write fag can be surprisingly suffering as I've found out.
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>>29647605
Could you post a link to it? Or post it back here?
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>>29646872
>>29647068

Thanks for the info and ideas guys. an important thing to note is that I'm being unorthodox and writing this story as an "alternate scenario" sort of deal, which allows me a little more freedom in setting up the ASB. Notably, this Kira has been in Equestria for 15 years, which is enough time for someone to somehow tell Shizuka of his whereabouts and impersonation of Josuke.

He also never got Killer Queen back, and has gone on many adventures with just [I Want It All].

This Shizuka knows some people that helped bring about the situation Kira and the others find themselves in, who are probably not going to be canon to her story at all. I'm operating under the assumption that she heard of Kira when she asked her dad and brother about when they found her, and pieced that together with the story about the Ghost Alley to start thinking about whether Kira really survived or not.

Is this sort of writing frowned upon? Because I couldn't think of any more natural way to bring about the prompted scenario except through time travel fuck erythromycin, and I hate using that as a plot device.
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>>29648645
>"What makes a story interesting? (...) To challenge the extreme of the human heart!"
Or something like that...
It may just be me, but since you are already considering this an "alternate scenario" you may take all the liberties you want with setting up the story. We already have Kira living in horse land, so I guess we can overlook a thing or two...
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>>29649101
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>>29642438
>>29642266
Thanks!
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Also moving's a bitch, so sorry for blueballing anyone with my lack of progress storywise.
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>>29650919
Dio is the most fun villain in a while.
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Yoshikage "If her hands are fine I'll make 'em mine" Kira
Yoshikage "Fuck Fatties" Kira
Yoshikage "Steal a man's face, steal his babe" Kira
Yoshikage "If my nails grow, she's got to go" Kira
Yoshikage "I kill children too" Kira
Yoshikage "Murder my son to have some fun" Kira
Yoshikage "Sheer Heart Attack has no weakness" Kira
Yoshikage "OCD Extraordinaire" Kira
Yoshikage "Daddy's Boy" Kira
Yoshikage "Just wanted a quiet life" Kira
Yoshikage "Killer Queens and horrified screams" Kira
Yoshikage "Bites The Dust and kicks the nuts" Kira
Yoshikage "Tried too hard and died too hard" Kira
Yoshikage "Friends with plants" Kira
Yoshikage "Thot Patrol" Kira
Yoshikage "When my sanity's gone I say 'Switch On'" Kira
Yoshikage "Died to an ambulance" Kira
Yoshikage "If she's old enough to say hi, she's old enough to die" Kira
Yoshikage "RERORERORERORERORERORERO" Kira
Yoshikage "Loop time to watch them die" Kira
Yoshikage "Better than every other villain" Kira
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>>29651987
https://youtu.be/UzsJLhpLf6A
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>>29652177
https://youtu.be/TRHyZGnfJhI
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>>29652751
https://youtu.be/DY3K7yWZbow
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>>29644590
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>>29654316
im just imagining Rainbow dash asking Fluttershy / AJ / Pinkie Pie or Rarity to sit on her face
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So I just realized this guy has the same voice actor as Speedwagon...
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>>29651537
Surprised nobody's done a story involving ZA WARUDO yet.
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>>29655338
A Kira in Equestria story has just begun. Maybe we could eventually have a Dio, or just The World, in Equestria.
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https://youtu.be/QSofZ27KrrM
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Bump Pistols
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>>29655824
>You are The world.
>Formerly ZA WARUDO to be exact.
>You find yourself freely in control of yourself and lost inside some sort of crystal fortress.
>You survey your surroundings to realise you are on top of a large circular table.
>This table bizarrely feels more then just a table, unfortunately you lack the power of your users hermit purple.
>After being sad about your ability to only punch very fast and freeze time you snap back to reality.
>You don't know what you're doing and potentially are in danger...
>Or should you say everyone around you is in danger.
>Before you know it you hear 8voices coming from a giant door at the opposite side of the room.
>Are these stand users?!?!
>Regaining your composure you remember that NO ONE (except star platinum) can defeat the world.
>Still you take the safe route and choose to hide.
>Unfortauntly the only thing able to cover your large muscly frame is the space below the table itself.
>You were a sitting duck.
>Eventually the doors opened and the voices gathered around you.
>You could not see much apart from colours.
>Are these stands, most humans were only 1 or 3 shades of colour.
>Much time past a particular worrying voice saying about 'strange magic' dominted the discussion.
>Perhaps it was their leader?
>As you cup your ear to listen closely you hear a clattering noise.
>a green gem rolling right beneath you.
>"Oh dear I dropped one of the gems I was collecting for sapphire shores new gown."
>She opened her mouth to speak but another voice interrupted the white one.
>"Never fear Rarity, Spike the dragon / hero of the crystal empire / dragon king"
>You could feel a sense of cringe come from everyone at the table...
>Suddenly a purple claw starts trying to reach the gem, feebly failing the dragon speaks.
>Looks like I'll have to get my claws dirty.
>welp time to get out of here.
>As the dragon locks eyes with you, you use your ability to get out of there.
"DLROW EHT"
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YSHWAEKj9x0
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>>29657144
Anyone else can make whatever they want of this I liked the idea of 'the world' being able to live after death because of Dio's use of the mask.

The only other idea I had is that the world being the only stand is unseeable by anyone / anypony but doesn't know this, but if he punches anyone and they survive while he escapes they themselves gain a stand.

He sort of become a stand user / stand arrow hybrid.
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BUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMPBUMP
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>>29657165
>If you survive a whole barrage of MUDAs, then you get a stronger stand.

>>29657144
I now want an edit of pic related, but with Spike finding ZA WARUDO under the crystal map.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBOwUu3eRAk
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So are all the writefags taking a break? Or are all of them moving house at the same time?
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>>29660266
joejoe tornerà molto presto
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>>29660321
VERRRRY NAISU
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BUMP ACT 4

Infinite bump rotation

Vs Dirty sages done dirt cheap

Multi board sage posting

Who wins?
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>>29661072
Infinite bumps will eventually kill the thread anyway. They're really not that different from each other, in the end. It's just that one gets the job done faster, kinda like Johnny and Valentine.
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Since the this thread is coming to an end, what do you expect to see/read in the next thread?
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>>29661607
Boi pussi- mostly.

oh and do i hope that one writer phase 2 updates his jojo story, the one with celestia in it.
but he's just so lazy.
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>>29661607
I kinda want the rest of the fags back so's we can get some more varied content generation going on. I also want that lying fuck Omnee to post his goddamn Jolyne ASB already.
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>>29660266
God how shitty a coincidence would that be?
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>>29661896
What the hell does ASB stand for?
Alien Space Balls?
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>>29662527
All Star Battle, after the game of the same name.
It's basically pitting two or more characters from our greens against each other. There's also a few writefags (myself included) who are doing ones with another writefag's MC going up against an actual JoJo, to which he was referring.
[Spoiler]Speaking of which, I really need to get on that. I'll see about getting Care Root Vs Gappy out next thread[/spoiler]
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Boop
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>>29662639
>>29662527
Oh dude, we have 8 active writers now. Someone should post the details of the ASBs we discussed a few threads back with the Joestars vs. our Stand users.
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>>29662527
Here are some examples of ASBs:
http://pastebin.com/yaqwiTrg
http://pastebin.com/nYizqLre

and one of the ASB vs. JOJO series:
http://pastebin.com/Atks9007
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Besides the Jojo battles, which other ASBs would you want to read?
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>>29664321
Dio vs princess celestia from ditherer's story (I believe that's the story where Anon has a sphere based stand, I got a lot of catching up to do)
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>>29664643
I think that Princess Celestia was from the A-non Moose's shorts.
I guess she wouldn't be affected by The World's time stop since [KYRIE ELEISON] nullifies any effect of Stands attacking her, and if we add up the fact that she can control the sun with magic, then DIO wouldn't stand a chance.
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>>29643977
>>29644309
>>29654316
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>>29665582
Tsundere Jolyne is best Jolyne
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I want to cum inside rainbow dash's stand.
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>>29666301
But Anon, that's gay.
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>>29666301
>>29666490
>A new menace is "coming" towards 「ANONYMOUS」
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>>29666301
>>29666754
What would happen if two Stands fucked? If [Diver Down] had sex with [Stone Free], would Jolyne get pregnant? Or can Stands not cum?

Quick, someone write Stand lewds.
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>>29667266
>Two stand users are about to fight.
>Both summon their stands, a male and a female.
>The stands just stay there, lost on each others eyes.
>The users can't understand why they aren't obeying their orders and think it must be the attack of yet nother enemy stand.
Could you imagine? A "Stands can fall in love" story.

>inb4 Stand shipping is now a thing.
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>>29667363
i imagine the stand users writhing on the ground in ecstasy as two stands wildly fuck in new and interesting ways that must be seen to be understood as possible.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY8mawh47fw
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>>29667266
>>29667363
>>29667406
What the fuck is this and why am I getting a weird boner over it!?!?!?!?
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Soft&WetxPaisleyPark OTP
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>>29667801
i'm personally about to masturbate to Adagio Dazzle myself.
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>>29667873
Does soft and wet have 4 stand balls?
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>>29667801
>[Fire In The Church] fucks Sunset's Stand from the OP pic
>Sunset cums uncontrollably the entire time and Anon cums so hard he blacks out
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>>29666301
>>29666754
Man this general gets weird.

>>29667406
I'd personally prefer the much more amusing inverse of two stand users fucking, and their stands just sort of awkwardly watching not knowing what to do.
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>>29668893
>[Fire In The Church] fucks Sunset's Stand from the OP pic
>Twilight feels kek'd because her boyfriend's stand doesn't want to touch hers.
>"B-b-ut books are sexy!"

This opens the door to the discoveries of STDs. Stand Transmited Diseases.
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>>29535491
whats a good place to start with the greens here?
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>>29669481
Here's a rundown of the greens, just pick one that takes your fancy.

>>29640522
>>29640688
>>29640837
>>29641187
>>29641476
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>>29669693
Should we include these in the next thread?
We should also add Phase 2 to the list.
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>>29669736
Yeah, let's post 'em near the start of the thread, and include the info about the Anons vs. JoJos ASBs.
As a goddamn reminder.
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>>29669187
N-nani!? She's got [Negative Creep]!
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>>29669736
We should probably list the writers next to their stories if we do. Or put in Pastebin links next to each of them.

Also, don't forget Fighting Pen.

>>29667801
>>29669187
I'd like to think that in the right cases, two Stand users having a deep enough bond (ex. being married) can merge their Stands into something new. I think some cool ideas could come from that.

>>29661607
I bet that fag Ditherer'll throw out another chapter in one of his stories and then lurk for another three weeks.
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>>29669970
>I'd like to think that in the right cases, two Stand users having a deep enough bond (ex. being married) can merge their Stands into something new.
And thus, [Charmy Green] is born!

>We should probably list the writers next to their stories if we do.
Does anyone have FightingPen's pastebin?

>>29661607
I believe Jotaro vs. [Feathery], featuring an intro with a special guest, is on its way for the next thread...
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Next thread is "Deadman's Questions" or "Stand Shipping" edition?
Who makes the thread?
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i've hit a bit of a bump in my writing and i've got an interview coming up. so hang on tight. here's a random one shot.

>The night time was always a time of respite for you
>The citizens of Canterlot may be noble, but the night time is when it gets better now that there aren't any more of them hoity toity fucks
>One of those assholes even tried to hit on you
>What the fuck, right?
>Even worse is that you can't fall asleep
>You don't think that the event traumatized you, you think
>It probably traumatized the stallion when you kicked his ass
>Nevertheless, you see the dark black sky slowly tint to a darker blue color when you find yourself at the cliff-side park
>Some ponies, griffons, minotaurs, and others you don't know are up watching the sun rise, you bet
>It was nice, the only time everyone was equal was watching Celestia's sun slowly come up
>As soon as the sun revealed itself from the horizon, you couldn't help but sing
"[HERE COMES THE SUN], do do do dooo."
>"Here comes the sun, and I say..."
>"It's alright."
"It's alright."
>You look at the griffon next to you and she looks in your eyes
"Little darlin', it's been a long cold lonely winter."
>"Little darlin', it feels like years since its been here..."
>You shudder and you shake a bit, and so does she
>"Here comes the sun, do do do doo..."Some pony picks up
>"Here comes the sun, and I say..."
>"It's alright."
"It's alright."
>You freak out a little and walk away, still singing along with them
>You stop the moment you hit the ground that wasn't part of the park
>That...that was pretty fucking bizarre...
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>>29670759
Let's go for Deadman's Questions Edition, since most of the Stand Shipping pictures out there are probably just Star Platinum ass-fucking Jotaro.
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>>29667266
>>29667363
>>29667406
>>29667801
>>29669036
>you will never tagteam your waifu with your Stand
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>>29672439
>"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!"
>Seriously, he never shuts the fuck up
>You are Jotaro Kujo
>And good grief, your Stand doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut
>You had a perfectly good girlfriend, found her back in Japan
>She even had a Stand, so she could see and interact with yours
>But Star Platinum never shuts up
>EVER
>While he's fucking people
>You tried to do this thing called a spitroast
>So now you're balls deep in her ass and he's pounding her face like he pounded Steely Dan
>And he won't shut the fuck UP
>"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP! Goddamn, you always do this. I'm tryin' to get laid over here and you're just blasting her at the top of your lungs. It's a miracle I can even get hard right now."
>He looks dejected
>"Ora..."
>Your girlfriend is out of it and gasping for air on the bed, but you know she'll be okay
>Her Stand ensures that she'll have a safe recovery from moderate wounds and threats, including being choked
>After a few minutes of coughing and hacking, she speaks, her voice a little hoarse from the rough throatfuck Star Platinum gave her
>"W-why'd you stop JoJo? I was having a good time!"
"Yeah, but I wasn't. My Stand never shuts up when he's... goin' at it. It bothers me every time he does it, but he never stops."
>She turns and wraps her arms around your shoulders, kissing you on the cheek, and whispers in your ear
>"I dunno. I think it's pretty hot. I mean, you've both got me right there in the middle, unable to move, completely defenseless... The noise just adds to it, I'd say."
>Your girlfriend is a total freak
>And you wouldn't have it any other way
>Star Platinum perks up
>"Ora!"
"...Yeah. Let's try that again."
"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!"
>"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!"
>You finish at the same time
"ORAAAAAAAAAA!
>Afterwards, the three of you lie faceup on the bed, and your girl summons her Stand
>"Wanna go another round?"
End
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>>29672706
>>29667406
>tfw you and your gf want to get all Barry White on each other, but there is a good movie on the TV.
>Then you both remember you have stands...
I like to think that stand users are lazy fucks that just let their stands do all the work while they just feel the results.
>inb4 hot stand on stand action.
>>
ora
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>>29669736
>>29669923
>>29669970
So, does anyone want to make some correction to the synopsis of their stories before the next thread?
>>
>>29673655
I have yet to name this green.
is Friendship is Bizarre taken?
>>
>>29673867
It is not. You can claim that name for yourself.
>>
>>29673337
Muda
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>>29673989
huh, that's strange enough.
yeah, i'll take it.

Friendship's Bizarre Adventure
Part one!
The Dark Side of the Moon

New credits song, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnExahMPPFI

let the last post ITT be something meaningful, please, poster below me.
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>>29674441
Let's make a toast.
For the next thread and the greens to come...
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>>29674507
>>
So who's going to make the new thread?

>>29674507
>>29674544
I'll drink to that.
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>>29674574
A-non moose did it last time.
Whomever does it, he should use a cool Kira/MLP related image.
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>>29674619
Well hey, I've got just the thing.
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>>29674619
I would but the last two threads I OP'd 404'd I am bad luck incarnate
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>>29674633
So you do it then?
>>
New Thread Here

>>29674671
>>29674671
>>29674671
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>>29674667
Done
>>29674678
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