This mare is shaped like a pear. How does this make you feel?

>>29534878
Literally nothing because I just wanked and can't be aroused for at least another 10 minutes.

>>29534878
>No horn.

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I want to be her

>>29534878
I hate to be the one that says it, but she looks like testicles sitting on an onion.

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>>29534878
Makes me feel like I like the Redheart version better.

>>29534878
I feel like I want to fuck a pear.

>>29534928
My God...

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>>29534878
I want her to fart realy loud while sitting on my lap

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I want Lyra to anally rape me using her magic

>>29534878
>How does this make you feel?
irked by how big the file size is

>>29534927
If you become her can we have sex?

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>>29534878

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>>29534994
If you're a big guy

>>29535005
4u

>>29534878
Lyra is for sexual

>>29535005
7 inches. I can get the job done.

>>29535013
starting at the spleen?

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>>29535005
fuck, well thanks anyways

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>>29535007

>>29535019
yes every anon is a microdinked loser, well meme'd good sir!

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>>29534878
Lyra is the sexiest pony. Prove me wrong. Pro-tip: you can't.

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I want to be Lyra and become a pretty broodmare

>>29534938
I lovet he way the cutiemark wraps around her butt

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>>29534878
I want Lyra to bounce that fine minty ass on my dick.

>>29535068
The uncropped version of that pic is one of the best. Beautiful mare pussy and ponut.

>>29535093
Imagine the butt jiggles every time she slams her ass back down.

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>>29534878

The fact that she'll never be real fills me with dispear.

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>>29535068
you're right, i can't

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>>29534878

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>>29535210
APPULS

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>>29535210
no need to get jealous AJ, we haven't forgotten you

>>29535210
Her mom is a pear

>>29535050
It's ok to have a snack-sized penis anon, we won't judge you.

>>29535286
you project onto others what you suffer from yourself. Sad.

>>29534878
I want that poner to sit on my boner.

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>>29535263
THICC

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>>29535263
I hope the animators push the envelope even more in season 7.

>>29534878
>unicorn
>lives like an earth pony
Would she look like Fluttershy?

>>29534878
SEX

>>29535528
>unicorn
>lives like an earth pony
What did he mean by this?

>>29534878
I like big butts [/spoiler]but I like them proportionate too[/spoiler]

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>>29535634

>>29534878

Makes me feel hard

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>>29534878
Makes me wonder if people find the show sexual cause of being overly exposed to so much erotic fanart.

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>>29535748
I remember Twilight's butt being pressed up by that plow in Winter Wrap Up.

That was the first time I ever thought in my life, "I wanna fuck that horse.'

Good times.

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>>29534878
ultimate sadness that she'll never eat me

>>29534878
That she could use some extra rounding up front from being burdened by our foal(s).

>>29535162
C-carlos....

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>>29535883
I want Lyra hold me down with her magic and eat my ass

I want to cum inside a pear and eat it

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>>29534926
oh shit, took me awhile to notice, and i just fapped to this pic.

>>29534878
i want her to do this to me and maybe vice versa
https://youtu.be/pHVGNvA8Yo4

>>29534926
>>29535962
It turns out that to summon a human to Equestria, the spell requires one unicorn horn.

>>29535984
Kinda like little mermaid?
With her giving up her voice?

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>>29534878

>>29535984
I sorta want a green of this

>>29534878

Like I want to be Applejack's daddy.

>>29535883
Lewd sauce pls?

>>29537024
https://derpibooru.org/1310296

I sifted through 15 pages of crotchboobs, and resisted the urge to masturbate to get this to you in a timely manner. You're welcome.

>>29534878
hard

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>>29534878
>You will never get to fuck her puckered ponut

>>29538333
fuck you, trips of truth
I'll just have to modify that Twibot toy!

Lyra is the hotness.

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>>29535068

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>>29535499
>2 Lyras and Colgates

>>29540314
>not wanting twice the Lyra
S1 and 2 were FULL of Changelings

>>29540314
I ain't saying I'm into herds, but I wouldn't say no to Lyra AND Minuette, and seeing how it seems there's enough to go around...

>>29535068
well my fine gent while you are entitled to your own opinion i have to disagree because all i see is a mint green horse

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>>29535073
don't we all

>>29540314
I want a dozen Lyra's to hold me down and take turns raping me

Do you know this shit isn't real, aren't you?

>>29540681
here's how I'd manage the dozen Lyras:

Lyras 1 and 2 would be sucking my dick
Lyras 3 and 4 would be sucking my balls
Lyras 5 and 6 would be being fingered by me (one on each hand)
Lyras 7 and 8 and be kissing and licking my legs (one on each leg)
Lyras 9 through 11 would be kissing and licking my stomach and chest
Lyra 12 would be making out with me

>>29540746
Does that include eating out Lyra #12?

>>29540681
>>29540746
Have a thing from the recently deceased Lyra thread:


There are an infinite number of universes, meaning there are an infinite number of Lyras for everyone.

>Lyra wants a human
>Bad
>The only problem is that opening a portal to a vastly different universe from your own is very difficult
>Similar universes are easier though, so Lyra's experimentation puts her into contact with several alternate versions of herself
>They all decide to pool their efforts and share the human
>Anon wakes up to a baker's dozen of Lyras staring lustfully at him
>"What are your thoughts on horse pussy, Mr. Human?"

>>29534927
this

>>29540782
ironically, he has a humanized Lyra in his bed that he's been seeing for some time (she has a thing for horses)

>>29534878
>How does this make you feel?
horny

>>29540746
>no anal horn fucking
normie

I'm assuming this is the new Lyra thread
>>29487193

/Why would I lick his face? Do you, or well we know how weird that would be? Waking up to something licking your face?/
/Oh don't you dare start making me imagine that face. Even though you're me I know that face you're making me think about and the answer is still no./
>Looking away from the human you angerly frown at yourself. You haven't even spoken to him yet! Why would you go and lick his face.
>/How about you go be his pillow?/
"No!"
>Quickly covering your mouth you gasp a little.
>Listing very carefully you don't here any sound.
/Good. Maybe he's a heavy sleeper./
>Turning around to check your muzzle boops right into something.

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What did she mean by this?

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>>29542182
I'd let Lyra be my pillow. Rest my head on her belly.

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I guess you could say this thread is proving to by quite fruitful

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Lyra is a humie.

>>29534878
So perspective is difficult for you, hmm?

>>29534878

I want to slap that horse's ass in a non-sexual fashion.

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>>29542386

>>29542386
kill you'reself

>>29534878

dispear

>>29540439
>Minuette
kys

>>29542978
>not using the canon name
follow your own advice

>>29543053
>being a Hasdrone

>>29543060
>I can't let go of my "precious" headcanon
they kept her chipper ffs, that should have been enough for you, faggot

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>>29542470
Lyra is a pleb
My Heroic Human: Friendship Forged Through Battle is better

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>>29542978
Are you bothered about the pone itself, or the name I used for the pone? Never liked the name "Colgate" honestly

Either way, chill out bae

>>29535776
I remember, for the longest time after I found this show I thought, "I'm not gonna look up porn, this is gonna be pure, the ponies are cute and adorable and it's gonna stay that way."

Then one day, I don't remember how I found it but there was a picture of an OC alicorn in an open shirt and panties while laying in the "draw me like one of your French girls" pose. It was Fausticorn.

My first fap of the ride was to Mom.

>>29543207
>I remember, for the longest time after I found this show I thought, "I'm not gonna look up porn, this is gonna be pure, the ponies are cute and adorable and it's gonna stay that way."
We all did anon, we all did.

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>>29534878
>>29534926
Here you faggots go. Did what i could drawing with mouse.

>>29543472
not bad senpai

not bad

>>29542859
Is the wall ready yet, mr. President?

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>>29534916
I fucking hate that feeling. Its so bad for me that it makes fapping totally not worth it in the end.

>>29543748
Enjoy the afterglow, nigga

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>>29534878
A N G R Y

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>>29544832
A P P U L

>>29544832
because it reminds her of her dead mother?

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>>29546705
STAHP NAO!

>>29543472
God's work

>>29542182
digging this story, please continue writefag, I've been capping this greentext.

>>29549272
bump