Gonna hit you guys with some cute facts about Moondacer. Five of them to be exact.
1. Moondacer is CUTE!
2. Moondacer is a girl!
3. I love her!
4. Moondacer
>>29527676
5. She is a duplicate of Twilight Sparkle with an exacerbated personality and a different colour palette.
>>29527676
6. Glimmer is better
>>29527676
I'm sure your highly intellectual waifu will be deeply impressed by someone who can't spell her name.
>>29527676
7. OP is a gigantic autist
>>29527676
5. Moondacer is my wife
>>29527676
Who the fuck is Moondacer?
>>29527715
HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmI didn't notice
>>29527676
Okay, but would you eat her out and make her cum twice before she even sees your dick, and then lovingly fuck her into an ecstatic bliss?
>>29527676
>Moondacer
What the fuck?
I agree with these facts
>>29528953
Suppy!
>>29527738
Beat me to it.
I'm still dissapoint that Moondancer didn't turn out to be Luna's protege as Twalot is to Celestia. Missed opportunity, there, but then, missed opportunities are the name of the game with the current crew running the works.
Would you do butt stuff with her?
>>29529102
Yes I would
>knead the butt.
>Squeeze the butt
>Lick the sweaty buttcheecks.
>Hotdog the butt
>Fuck the butt.
>>29529095
That would have been really jarring to end such a hard hitting, too real type of episode with an everybody wins type of resolution.
>>29527738
kek
>>29529048
what's up? I come fresh with ideas.
Where the pastebins at? I completely missed the last thread. Physics and calc are hard and on top of that we've been working up for a rifle drill event.
>>29527676
>tfw no moondancer eqg mini yet
>>29527676
BUTT STUFF XD
>>29529166
I dunno I didn't make the thread man. I wish I had the pastebins with me.
And I know what you mean I'm getting pretty swamped in college too.
Sister anon pls.
Is this the 7th or 8th thread of her? I forgot.
>>29527676
how did moondancer get into butt stuff
>>29527722
dubdubs confirm
>>29529132
I wasn't talking about the episode. I was looking forward to Moondancer since season one. It just seemed so fucking obvious, to me.
>>29529363
a prompt. she's so devoid of character that the three or so waifufags embraced it
>>29529392
you mean devoid ofbuttsnuggles
Pls post greens or pastebins
Keep the thread alive until tomorrow gents and I will have lovely green
>>29530781
Ooh dropped something
>>29530781
any links, perhaps
>>29530781
You know any pastebins
Drop it man
>>29529282
It wasn't me this time.
Most fuckable eyebrows.
.
>>29530882
http://pastebin.com/dqm9Bvu3 - Moondancer and JockAnon
http://pastebin.com/BwREVXqu - Some finished greens (massaging Moondancer, R9K, and Schizo Moondancer)
http://pastebin.com/YSyLQhuu - /mlp/ writes a moondancer green
http://pastebin.com/MGBfKGnh - The Color of Life (moondancer pays you to take her virginity)
http://pastebin.com/4P5mpWR2 - Race to the Readerie
If I recall correctly this list is missing GSW's green and the Anon and Moonie prom green
>>29532898
Can you make a one-shot green?
>>29532939
Sure, I was gonna do a moonie and jockanon green today. Do you mean a separate one-shot from that microverse?
>>29533484
Yeah. Maybe Moonie wants to do butt stuff in public or while Anon plays vidya.
>Hey.
>Could you come here for a second?
>When do you go to the library next?
>You don't even read them, do you?
>I thought so.
>Well...
>Can you do me a favor then?
>Look for some called Fear Street, get them if can.
>...
>Thanks.
>Did you get them?
>Let me see.
>Oh and thanks.
>I know I never say that but-
>...
>I already read these.I wish I was a better sibling.
>>29533668
More?
If that anon is still around who wrote that Moonie poem I stashed in my pastebin, is it cool if I use it? It's pretty.
also bumping because class just got out and I have to stop writing for 30min or so.
>>29533693
I already did a bunch of these.
I think someone screencaped them.
But I mean, what do you want to see?
Ah, comfy thread has arrived
>>29534164
Post link to poem?
>>29534606
bottom of my pastebin
ahh
Let's just see how many people here I can do in with this sweater...
>>29535575
That sweater ugly af and cold af.
>>29535573
>>29535584
I want to have cold, ugly, awkward sex with Moondancer!
>>29535584
Agreed, it looks more like a fuzzy apron. I just wanted to see if it deserved the name it seems to have picked up.
>>29535595
You really don't.
>>29535597
Is that really what they call it?
I thought that was what they called Elliot Rodgers.
>>29535609
I disagree
>>29532898
Here you go friendo
http://pastebin.com/W95D8fhQ
http://pastebin.com/eq33u7nt
>>29535724
I'm not gonna lie, I actually felt sick when I opened that.
I dont understand either, I used to come here all the time and alway saw shit like this but never batted an eye.
Fuck, I am a normie.
>>29535738
join security area my duuuuuude
>>29535969
Join a what now
>>29536028
Joint Security Area*woops
>>29536247
How's it hecking my dude haven't seen you here in a while
Granted I'm here once in a blue moon as well but you know
>>29533668
>Hey, wake up, it's time for school.
>Don't get mad at me, you know when you're supposed to get up.
>Well tell mom that.
>Huh?
>What do you mean you're not gonna-
>Hurry up and get dressed! The bus is gonna be here soon.
>Ugh...
>Fine, but you'll have to explain it to her then.
>So are you actually gonna go today?
>Good.
>Here's your note.
>Oh I've been signing for mom for a looong time, they won't care.
>Huh?
>She didn't talk to you?
>Maybe she forgot.
>Yeah, weird...
>>29536470
Eh not too bad my man! Yesterday and today I developed a pretty brutal flu but at least I'm near-death and I don't have to drill tomorrow don'tyakno
How are you holding up?
>>29536704
Close to graduating with BS in CE so I've been trying to keep on that.
Nearly everyday I think about coming back and finishing. my. damn. green. Its been a year and I feel bad for not finishing it sooner
>>29535575
what does she mean do in
Fuck it I'm at least posting the intro before tomorrow.
---Episode 11: Meet the Anonsons---
>Be Anon's truck
>You're a ratchety piece of shit
>Just having a football scholarship doesn't suddenly make one rich
>Your owner has still, for the most part, been stuck to bootstrapping his meager funds so far at UCanter
>You're also inexplicably more eloquent than Anon
>Who happens to be inside of you with his girlfriend
>Be Anon
>You pull out of the resident storage garage onto Whinneyfield, UCanter's supposedly "popping" throughfare
>Some stuck-up shits blocked all sorts of clubs from moving in, now all that's there is cheap pizza and fuckin' disgusting booze
>But hey, you do what you can
>Moonie jolts in her seat like she's on the epileptic chair every time you shift
"Babe, clunk and rev is badass. And I'm a badass. So I gotta do it."
>"This... cannot have a positive effect on the well-being of your vehicle."
"Fuck possums. If they get on my vehicle I'm just giving them to pops."
>Moonie shifts in her seat at the mention
>You glance over at her
"Nervous?"
>She gulps, clutching her bookbag even closer to her chest
>Fuckin' sweet
>"Y-yes, Anon! In much the same vein that my parents disapproved of you, I'm sure that a similar pattern-"
"Calm your veins. They'll think you're swell."
>You drag a hand from the gearstick to her lap
"And, since you're getting /swole/..."
>"Lewd!"
>Note to self: get a talking pen that says "LEWD"
"Come on. Your parents have like, extractations of your boyfriend or some shit. It's like... different."
>"And yours don't?"
>She eeps when you smack the dashboard and snort
"They like nice girls. You're a nice girl. Come on, they'll adore you, like..."
>You turn on the AC in case your performance heats things up
"You taught me words like...whomst'd'v'te"
>"Not a word."
"I think you'll be surprise by howm'st baller my words are."
>"And that means...?"
>You wiggle your eyebrows
"It's a secret. Secret serval."
>>29536783
can't upload a damn photo. Refer to >>29534164.
>>29536751
Congratulations my man! I'm glad you're making it. Do it on your own time, I think we'd all rather have a slow labor of love than a low-effort quickie. Don't know what hetero is though becausenavy.
Just glad to see you back.
>>29536783
>how baller my words are
>anon is ABAP
>>29536826
He can't into ghetto speak.Who tf says baller anymore
>>29536859
Found the nerd
>>29536909
Bruh my sister says that to annoy me, because I'm too ghetto for my own good.
>>29536859
I do, you whippersnapper
>>29536939
There's probably more truth to that statement then you think.
In the mean time, I'll post a song that reminds me of her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGGZrWv7l80
>>29537293
https://youtu.be/ctGJr85OpIs
mooniecore
>>29533693
>>29534287
I still kept the stuff you made from before, anons. I guess I should make a name for myself.
>>29538428
...as the Moodancer sis anon stalker
>>29527676
I want to give her a hug so bad
>>29538610
I want her to hug my penis
>>29538852
what do you want her to hug it with
>>29527676
>Nerd
>pale due to lack of sunlight
>doesn'like people around
Moondancer is basicly the female pony version of most Anons.
>>29538980
>Anons
>white
Love flu
>>29539062
>pure Prussian/Schlesian Ancestry
>not white
>>29539598
>Prussian/Schlesian
>white
>>29539605
>was the strongest part of the German Empire
>not white
Today Slavs live there, but that is due to WWII.
>>29539622
>Today Slavs live there, but that is due to WWII.
yeah that's what i meant, unfortunately preußen is no more
>>29539598
>>29539605
>>29539622
>>29539968
>>29539622
>forest barbarians
>>29539598
>>29539605
>>29539622
>>29539968
>/pol/fags
>haven't offed themselves yet
the nazis lost. now drink your bleach, boy
>>29541568
*goy
Ftfy
>>29541568
>/pol/fags
>haven't offed themselves yet
>the nazis lost. now drink your bleach, boy
i am no /pol/ack, i just like prussian/german history
also FCK NZS
>>29538980
I'm too stupid and urban to be a nerd.
Also I'm naturally tan and I know too many people to say I don't like them around.
But I really don't, most of the time.
What in the name of fuck are you guys talking about?
Lets get back to big sis and butt stuff moondancer
>>29527676
I want to date Moondacer and stay up late studying with her, then go to bed and cuddle. I want Moondacer to tell me she falls asleep a lot better when I'm next to her. I want Moondacer to get comfortable enough staying over at my place that she lets me wash her clothes.
>>29542695
washing her clothes -> steal nerd panties
Do you and your sister bond over memes?I know we do.
>>29542703
if I was dating Moondancer I would probably steal her used underwear, wear them, and masturbate and cum in them. I'd tell her after a while. She seems like the kind of person who wouldn't mind. Alternately, maybe she would ask to wear my used underwear or request that I jack off and cum inside them before giving them to her, so she can secretly grind against my cum all day.jesus fucking christ what is wrong with me
>>29542703
She's your roommate who's too lazy to do her own damn laundry so she commissions you to do them and in turn leads to some surprising lewd finds
>>29536783
>"Secret squirrel, not secret-... how do you know what a serval is?"
"Y'know, servals, like an internet serval."
>"That's a server."
"What does this have to do with restaurants?"
>Your girlfriend takes a sharp breath and sighs
>...
>"So what do you mean "howm'st baller" your words are gonna be?"
>Damn
>You figured doing something stupid would drag her off of that subject
>Works most of the time
>But she's clever
"Oh, I dunno... Just that Twilight's been helping me with some shit."
>She raises a thicc brow
>"And that is...?"
"...a secret.
>She crosses her arms
>No doubt she's impressed by raw fuckin' willpower
>Just five hours of open road ahead of you once you get on the interstate,
>All the way home
>A half-hour out from campus is when the city starts to end,
>And in another half-hour the suburbs die out into broad swathes of wood and farmland
>It's four more after that, silent but comfortable
>Your hand on the stick is held in Moonie's nearly the whole ride
>As you get closer and closer, she grips a little tighter
>You pull off of the interstate and go about five miles up a two-lane road into a little cluster of houses and shops
>It's a two stoplight sort of town, but it's only the nexus of your destination
>The end of your route is down a few dusty intersections and a long gravel path
>Winding through the road, it gets tighter and tighter as blooming trees pull closer and lean over your truck
>Sunlight flickers through the branches and flowers
>At the end of the drive is home
>A broad country house surrounded by low barns of varying size
>The front yard is nearly immaculate,
>And the visible back yard, all gravel, is spangled with old cars and farm equipment
>"A-Anon?"
>You look over to her with a smile
>Nothing like being home
>"I... I don't know about this."
>>29542944
This whole discussion makes me uncomfortable.
>>29542703
>>29542944
>>29543065
What kind of panties do you think she wears?
When she loves cats but can't have any.
>>29543350Trick question
>>29543350
Either
1. Granny panties
2. Cheap plain panties that come in a pack of 4
3. Childish panties with cartoon characters on then
>>29543400
Unf
>>29544245
Probably a mixture of 1 and 2 (cheap four packs of granny panties) and a couple of "favourite" pairs with cartoon books on them. She keeps her http error code panties back for special occasions
this is darn lewd
>>29543350Stained
>>29545704
oh no
>>29544403
which error code for what mood tho?
>>29546562
I'll leave that as an exercise for the student
>>29546625
So those "going commando" would be "404: not found" I suppose?
>>29547750
sure
>>29546625
did you find these somewhere or just make the mockup yourself? is good idea
>>29527676
I want to review scientific papers with moondancer and talk about the things we learned in class with each other
>>29549290
They're an actual product you can buy - I dated a girl in college who had a set
.
>>29551655
this is cute as fuck. we need more moonie art
>>29552273
immediately
>>29552273
Agreed
>moondancer's hair isn't tied up
FUCKING HASJEW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29553351
We >comfy now.
>>29553573
Super >comfy
>>29527676
I wanna put things in her butt
>>29553602
>>29553573
Super duper >comfy
>>29554263
>>29554345
did any artfags ever make a moonie and jockanon shit?
Do you think she has a dad?
>>29551655
"What do you want tiny Moonie?"
>"Butt stuff."
>>29529095
I stopped watching the show after season 3. As far as I'm concerned the show is over and canceled, and all this new stuff is made by a bunch of people who got bored and started turning bad fanfiction into mock-up episodes of MLP.
Butt stuff bump
>>29536654
>...
>What's wrong with you?
>I mean, why are you walking like you pissed yourself?
>...
>And what is that again?
>Turf burn.
>... Oh.
>Well, let me see.
>...
>Christ! Why didn't you go the nurse?
>So? You can still go at the end of the day.
>Whatever, just hurry up and get inside.
>...
>Here, this should help.
>Now go, lay down or something.
Semi-lewd bump
Best book horse bump.
>>29554345
>>29529095
There's still time
>>29527676
>>29558976
You kiss the goat at the petting zoo.
.
Bamp
>>29559751
I'd do stuff to that butt
.
>>29559207
Are you not suppose to?
>>29562509
this is max unf picture
>>29557062
>...
>Hey, uh, can I come in?
>Oh it's nothing, I just wanted to ask you something.
>It's just, I heard you quit soccer.
>Is that-
>...
>Why?
>Excuse me?
>Do I need a reason to care now?
>Now do you want to tell me or-
>...
>That's it?
>Why didn't you just ask mom to buy you new ones?
>You can still go you know.
>Just tell them you didn't have them.
>It's still early in the year, you can still join back.
>It's not hard.
>You can go when she gets here.
>I'll tell her, don't worry.
>...
>Oh and uh, one more thing.
>Someone of the older guys in there.
>They're real jerks.
>Try not to talk to them.
Lewd bump
>>29527738
Moondancer's functionally retarded but infinitely hotter younger sister. She doesn't like to talk about it.
>>29564184
YES
Your waifu only leaves the house to go to the fucking library.
I bet she smells like shit, SHIT!!!
>>29567759
I don't have a waifu.
>>29567759
shame her house isn't a library like twi's
>>29567759
>He doesn't want to fuck stinky neet horse.
What are you gay?
>>29564184
It's ironic.
She used to jokingly say my friends were drug dealers when we were younger.
Don't know if she making a serious prediction, but as it would turn out, she wasn't entirely wrong.
Ha.
Don't you die on me.
>>29574105
>dancerbetes
I love that tag
What music does she listen to anons?
>>29576459
Alternative.
But really just certain artists and specific songs.Favorite Tupac song is dear mama.
>>29527685
she is basically what twilight would have become, had she not made friends with other ponies
>>29576459
No music, just hentai audio she finds on /h/