Only a true nor/mlp/erson can answer this

can i go to canterlot high instead?

>>29527558
I'd still press the button

>>29527558
If I can still dry orgasm, that's fine. But I'd rather be human than pony.

>>29527558
>go to equestria
>be castrated
>make purple princess magic new genitals
>fug pone
>???
>profit

>>29527558
>Go to Equestria
>Just ask twilight/discord to be transformed into pone/human?

>>29527589
>>29527598
No guarantee that they'll grant your wishes.

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>>29527598
>>29527589
you're cheating. you can't just use magic to fix disabilities or else scootaloo could fly and there would be no need for pony hospitals

>>29527558
No deal, I love my balls.

>>29527613
But that's just because Princesses are horrible people.

>>29527558
i'll become a Gelding and start a therapy to change into a full fldged female with no penis at all.

The only way to go

>>29527558
>cum in a jar several times
>push the button
>use stored cum whenever making descendants is required

>>29527762
>use stored cum whenever making descendants is required
But you don't get the satisfying feeling associated with planting your seed.

>>29527558
the answers is either yes or no
no matter what you pick you answer
so basically everyone that is able to read english is a nor/mlp/erson

>>29527809
too convoluted and NO, english is not the only human language

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>>29527835

>>29527835
>english is not the only human language
It soon will be.

T. Eternal Anglo.

Can geldings be female?

>>29527558
Fuck that, I like my limbs and my testicles.

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>>29527967
>mfw the British Empire ended up succeeding in the end after all.

>>29528610
with a surgery and a hormone therapy, yes

>>29527558
Even if they gelded me I would still have a dick and that's more than what most of the stallions in equestrian can say.

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Yep, smash that fucking button. I'd just transition into a pretty mare and wear frilly dresses.

>>29528711
>succeeding
>every other country on the planet can now understand you
>you cannot understand ANY of theirs.

They didn't learn English because it is the best, they learned it because that is the best way to understand and undermine the enemy.

>>29527613
There's no conditions specified afterwards, so asking a princess to restore your junk is fine.

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>>29527558
Don't press.

>>29527558
Press and get someone to magic my balls back. This is the obvious choice.

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Lol joke's on you.

>>29527558
Press the button. I'm not exactly passing on my genes here on Earth either. Even after I get to Equestria it's safe to assume my waifu isn't going to love me back.

>>29530837
>>29530141
>>29527762
>>29527576
You guys are forgetting that a lack of balls is also a lack of testosterone and you're going to be stuck as a low-test beta horse that no pony wants to be around. There's a reason people castrate horses

>>29530889
I'm already a beta that no one likes. At least I'd get to be a pony and go to Equestria.

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>>29530837

>>29527613
Scootaloo is difrent scoots in crippled by the way her grew gelding is an injury

>>29527835
Anon never claimed it was.

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>>29530889
>you're going to be stuck as a low-test beta horse
Nah, steroids are canon.

>>29527558
Can I go to Equestria and become a cute girl instead? Either way I'd have no balls, so it's all good, right?

>>29531601
>steroids are canon
>tiny wings
>wingboners

Scootaloo is the product of a child conceived from steroid soaked balls

>>29527558

>>29531567
Try saying that again but without a cock in your mouth this time.

>>29530889
Define "beta male" because it just gets thrown around with no context like "edgy" and "cringe"
From what I know, alpha males are just cunts that have more fights than brain cells.

>>29534337
It means real stallions would push you around and mares would smell a distinct lack of testosterone