Derp girl is staring at you and biting her lip. What do?

>>29527150
Are you sure she's starting at you?

>rape

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>no hooves

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>>29527158

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>>29527150

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>>29527156
Full kek

>>29527197
>hooves

>>29527150
>no hooves

Throw her in the trash

>>29527156
She's staring right at your trunk area

>>29527150
Doublecheck to see if I'm in a TheLiving Machine02 picture, because then I'd know she was staring at my swapped feet.

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>>29527150

>>29527156
SAVAGE

>>29527156
Was just about to say something along those lines. Kek

>>29527156
>Starting
Why is this getting so many (you)s?

>>29528878
>not getting the joke

>>29529150
Is it a joke about her eyes? They look normal here.
Or is he trying to say she's staring at Chad Spruce instead?

>>29527158
Well there's an original sentiment.

>Go ask her if her lip tastes that good, can I try too?

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>>29527156
Why would she be looking at me for? I'm cool, you cool?
Nothing to see here.

>>29527150
Take off pants to show full glory. Then wait, she will come to you.

>>29527156
One eye was lookin' at me, the other eye was lookin' at Rick.

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>>29529197
>"Oops, I dropped my lotion. Please pick it up for me? And while you're at it, would you mind rubbing some on me?"
What do

>>29529178
Eyes my dude

>>29529228
Rub the lotion on her back as I hot-dog her. She needs to prepare for what is coming.

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>>29527150
Give her music lessons.

>>29529629
Such a dirty girl
Always acting bubbly and innocent

>>29529194
You have a big horse face

>>29527150
Invest in a treadmill, start jogging and working on those abs.
She ain't gonna like what I've got to offer atm.

>smirk
"lemme guess: you mistook the superglue for toothpaste once again"
>"a-ah hv nn ihea wht yr thlkn bt"

>>29527150
Offer her some lip balm. Biting your lip can lead to chapping, especially in the harsh sea air.

>>29527150
>Grab a muffin
>Slowly start licking
>Aaaaaall over it
>And then bite the tip.

>>29529629
>>29530122
She knows exactly what she is doing.

>>29533300
Full house confirms Derpy is lewd genius

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>>29533300
Just an average Jersey girl