I want to be Sunsets swim coach.

>>29527033
Stay in your containment, asshole

>>29527033
I will enjoy teaching her about the breaststroke

>>29527033
>no hooves

Into the trash it goes

>>29527033
>no hoves
DISGASTAN

>>29527033
Are shimmerfags trying to one up glimfags in spamming shit? They were the reigning champions a couple years ago after all

>>29527033
>_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

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>>29527033
>shimmer

>>29527069
No, they never stopped being cancerous

>>29527037
>containment thread
>containment board
pick one

>>29527037
>>29527055
>>29527060
>>29527069
>>29527071
>>29527079
>>29527081
Reddit called, they need you back

>>29527116
>Disdain for disgusting woman vagina
>Reddit

>>29527116
>EQGfag calling others reddit

Kill yourself immediately

>>29527132
>>29527174
Take your normie hooves fetishes right in outta here

>>29527206
>zoophilia
>normies
choose one faggot or go back to 9gag

>>29527033
>Be swim coach Anon.
>Hate working at High School with shitty ungrateful kids.
>This is why you drink (after hours)
>See newest member of after school swim club
>Chubby bacon haired girl
>You can tell by how shy she is that she likely gets teased a lot for her weight.
>And yet here she is, just barely fitting in to a one piece swimsuit.
>She is adamant to be on the team despite her lack of fitness.
>Respect that
>Become determined to help her be a swim champ
>you will never coach a chubby Sunset
>she will never work extra hard to make you proud.
>you will never watch with pride as she gradually loses the weight and goes full otter mode.
>you will never cheer her on as she wins swim tournament after swim tournament.
>she will never give you a reason to be happy as a high school swim coach

>>29527033
I'd like to take her swimsuit after practice, wrap it around my dick and beat off into it.

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>>29527033
I want to see her shimmers.

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>>29527037
more Sunset threads?
sure thing friend!
all you had to do was ask
she is super sexy, isn't she?

>>29528086
She's average, but please do make more threads

>>29528086
she is a little dick milker isn't she

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>>29528137
I want her to be my mommy

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I want her to sit on my face.

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>>29528195
I want to help her get in shape

>>29528219
>>29527348

>>29528195
*smacks lips*
HOL UP

>>29528195
I want her to rip a huge wet fart on my face.

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>you will never grab her duffel bag and take it with you to the boys locker room while she's busy trying to complete a 500m swim
>you will never lock yourself in one of the bathroom stalls and begin rummaging through her stuff
>you will never feel your chest pounding on ya when you stumble across her old worn flip flops
>you will never wedge your dick on the thong of the sandal while taking deep whiffs from the other
>you will never begin to think about wanting to suck her toes

>>29528230
OH LOOK, IT'S SHITHORSE!

>>29528219
Me too, Anon. Weight change is my fetish.

I want to help her count calories, comfort her when her cravings for pizza and hamburgers are out of control, lovingly encourage her to go to the gym despite her embarrassment wearing work out clothes, weigh her weekly, and take her out for celebratory salads when she hits weight loss milestones.

>>29528265
>starlight
>shithorse

I'm not him but please dye in a fire

>>29528310
SHITHORSE
H
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S
E

>>29527033
Every time I see a girl in a swimsuit like that, I remember the time I was on a swim team in high school. The team was 2/3 girls so that was pretty great. I would occasionally see their niplels when they got out of the pool. I feel like an asshole.

>>29527033
Beach episode fucking when?

>>29528319
GET THE FUCK OFF

>>29528195
Is pic related? If so i would expect that to be short-lived as you would die.

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>>29527033
>You will never cum in her one piece swimsuit before she goes swimming

>>29529163
SHIThorse

>>29529292
And bald

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>>29529296
>>29529292
You're wasting your time, shit eaters

>you will never place a hidden camera in the girls locker room before practice to see her supple nude body

>>29529420
>she will never catch you and blackmail you

>>29529306
shithorse

>>29529464
take that back right now!

>>29527033
>horses aren't used to swimming
>she will never be afraid to sink
>you will never give her her own "inner tube"

>>29529671
Helping Sunset learn to swim would be cute, especially if you're already at the beach but she won't admit she can't swim and refuses to go into the water.

Reminder to hide EqG threads.

>>29529565
SHITHORSE

>>29529735
I thought RD was shithorse

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>>29529765
Times change.

>>29529671
>>29529698
>you will never tell her that the first thing she needs to learn is how to float on her back
>you will never put your hand under her butt to hold her up and keep her from panicking

>>29529941
I wish they didn't though

>>29529698
>you will never sneak with her into an indoor swimming pool
>you will never teach her without onlookers
>you will never have some "fun" with her
>she will never want to have "fun" later again

>>29530044
don't we all?

>>29530154
Hold me

glimmer is a shithorse

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>>29529292
>>29529296
>>29528319
>>29528265
>>29529464
>>29529735

SHUT UP YOU NIGGERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29527348
Nice.

>>29530173
stuupid frogposter

>>29527348
So, teaching Sunset Shimmer to be a Sunset Swimmer so she'll can work off that Sunset Dinner and get Sunset Slimmer?

>>29532022
I cracked a smile.

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>>29527033
That can be arranged, OP

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>>29530161

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>>29532022

I want to rip her insides up with my spiked cock.

>>29531635
Contradictory frogposter.
The frog symbolizes pure anti-socialism, and the frog is probably the best meme any image board managed to procur until now.

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>>29527033
>you will never give her hands-on learning and molest her in the pool
>you will never crate a swimming club of degeneracy
>with Sunslut Rimmer luring in unsuspecting girls to be broken in by your cock
I am sporting an old and powerful nostalgia boner.

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>>29532913
the fuck are you on about, it's a shitty meme

>>29527297
>admits he's a furfag
Ayy lamo

>>29533125
>MSM, ADL, and UN got triggered back into hell because of a cartoon frog
>some unironically believe it made the politically incorrect Trump win
>started an Internet cult which claims to be responsible for the downfal of reddit and other social media, like an earlier one claims to have made Ebola more deadly in the cold
Best meme invention yet.

>>29532022
noice

>>29532022
God damn you.

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>>29527033
I want to be Shimmy's instructor.