The ponie wants to sleep with you tonight.

>>29523768
I don't see why she can't.

>>29523777
she will shed and she isn't house broken

>>29523768

1) You have wings you dumb cunt, use them

and

2)If you get up here, you're getting a punch in your snoot.

>>29523768
Get fucking hair all over my sheets, hell no.

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>>29523785
>a punch in your snoot
But that's so mean.

>>29523783
>she will shed
I don't mind
>she isn't housebroken
I have some diapers lying around. No worries.

>>29523794

it's what bad Dashies deserve.

Fun Fact, that's also my post in that screencap

>>29523812
>tfw was in that thread

Feels good, man

>>29523931

fun times. We need more threads like that.

>>29523768
How did this horse get in my house?

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>>29523777

>>29523812
Doing gods work, anon.

>>29523937
Ahh, what happy christmas memories.

>>29523768
Fine but she better not wake me or my dog.

>>29523768
>Pegasi are annoying enough because they can flap around onto your bed.
>Earth ponies can manage to wiggle or just leap onto your bed.
>The most terrifying one is the explosion of magic when a unicorn teleports on your bed.

>>29523768
Please do. I'll be the Ponyville cuddleslut.

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>>29524061
Are cuddlesluts the one who do all the cuddling or the ones who get all the cuddling?

>>29524111
Both, in theory. I'm too big to be a little spoon though, so it's gonna be the former.

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>>29523768
OK, but only if I can hug her and stroke her mane gently in return.

>>29523768
Go home Dash.

ya

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>>29524202
Don't you want a little pony hugging you?

>>29523777
She's not real.

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>>29523768
>tfw 20 and still bed wet

tjpones draws cute poners

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>>29524111
>that plush

will someone post the others gifs of the set.
please

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>>29527312
No.

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>>29527312
Nein.

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>>29527312
Niet.

>>29525590
Why do you still piss the bed?

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>>29527312
Não.

>>29527371
>>29527365
Why are their hooves just rounded stubs. It looks like they had the lower part of their legs cut off

>>29527365
You mean nyet?

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>>29527388

>>29527349
>>29527358
>>29527365
>>29527371
>>29527400
thanks anon.

>>29527390
Izvinite.

>>29527400
I love it when she actually has a fucking personality.

>>29525550
God, yes.

>>29523768
my bed is barely big enough for me
that wont work

>>29527400
Your house burned down and you live in a rock.

>>29527349
aaand I have diabetes now

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>>29527349
>>29527358
>>29527365
>>29527371
>no flutter butter