[>IT HURTS] #28 We mall now? edition

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>First to taste Sweetie's chicken noodle soup

Another thread died early? Maybe it's time to give up.

>>29524749
Never

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god damnit people, I go be gainfully employed for one day and it dies again? pic related.

>>29524192
Will it kill me?

>>29525109
No, but you may start feeling that >IT HURTS when you go to the bathroom

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MALL MALL MALL MALL MALL MALL MALL MALL

>>29492027
>Not that you had a chance to speak.
>Soarin's still feeding you, one forkfull for every two or three he consumes and yet it barely gives you a chance to chew and swallow before the next is at your lips.
>"I don't ask about *your* sex life," Spitfire answers, flashing her girlfriend a smirk. "I don't want to be charged as an accessory."
>"Yeah, yeah... very funny. But... how...?"
>You're not sure if you're entirely comfortable with how long he's pondering this, but just as you open your mouth to object, there's yet another fork waiting for you to empty it.
>Strawberry.
>The smell reminds you of pancakes.
>You hesitate, caught between the two urges.
>His left arm tightens about your waist.
>"Full, Silver?" Soarin murmurs in your ear. "Sorry, I should have started with..."
>You shake your head frantically and lunge for the fork.
>It tastes as good as it smells.
>You don't moan happily. That would be undignified.
>That sound must be coming from one of the others.
>"Wow," Moondancer chuckles. "Maybe we *should* ask about their sex life."
>"Moony, don't -"
>"So, Soarin! Have you -"

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>>29525870
I REALLY really want a spoon gf

>>29525870
Oh god yes, the lewd moon is quick to recognize a sexy moan potential.

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>>29525870
>"I don't want to hear this!"
>"- well, fine! I guess I just won't - SILVERHOWBIGISHISDICK."
>He pauses.
>The fork hangs just out of reach.
>Looking back, you'll eventually realize it must have been shock that made him freeze like that. Right now, you think it's him prompting you to answer.
"Um..."
>You'd rather not.
>But if he wants you to...
>"Silver," Spitfire growls, "you don't have to answer that."
"It's... um..."
>Everyone else seems to know.
>Between Pinkie and Cloudy, it can't be a secret.
>You raise your hands.
>No, not quite...
>You spread them further apart.
>Yeah.
>That looks right.
>"You're shitting me."
>You shake your head.
>Seems right.
>Moondancer's mouth drops open.
>"How are you still alive?"
"Well..."
>Spitfire grabs for the girl's sleeve, but comes away with a handful of nothing.
>You don't want to anger her, so you let the rest go unsaid.
>She's Soarin's closest friend, after all.
>That makes her almost your friend.
>"Aww, come on, Silver," Moondancer whines. "Don't be like that."
>Spitfire screams and claws at her face in mock - yet somewhat real - horror.
>"I *can't* know this!"
>Her girlfriend just shrugs.
>"Then cover your ears because I could stand to hear a little more."

>>29526367
....if she isn't killed by Soarin I would love to hear more of based Moonie, hell I bet if she shared a few embarrassing stories about Spits they would be even. Still needs to get out of strangling range though.

>>29526399
Him holding Silver is probably the only thing saving her, assuming Soarin actually heard any of that and isn't obliviously singing the Happy Pie Song in his head.

>>29526462
That's true, the pie slut is easily domesticated when the right bait is used. Listening to the mating song would do that too.

I miss Ponybones

>>29526796
we all do, well the ones that remember him do anyways.

>>29526796
His story had a serious lack of Sweetie lovin'

>>29527427
half of our stories have that problem

>>29528020
>IT HURTS and Spagoots McButtstuff make up for that in the case of /tg/n

>>29528157
true

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going to bed soon preemptive bump

>>29529431
Too lewd!

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>>29529431
unf

>>29528157
>Spagoots McButtstuff
Does she really make that big of a difference? She's only been in two scenes so far.

>>29531256

>>29531653

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I want to pet___ both of them

>>29532540
I want to swap their glasses and see what happens.

>>29531256
>tfw no CMC stories from Mwf in ages

>>29532540
Yesssss, they are made for embarrassing snuggles.

>>29533099
>Human Spoon wearing pone glasses
Looks like novelty glasses, but they actually work on top of providing more peripheral vision.
>Pone Spoon wearing human glasses
Finds out what its like to let her inner weeb show.

>>29526367
>Your seat shifts underneath you - and then it's gone and you're left dangling from Soarin's arm.
>Just the one, wrapped tightly about your waist.
>The other is still holding pie.
>"Nope."
>Not *all* the pie; a few scraps remain.
>"But Soariiiiin..."
>"Nope."
>Your boyfriend casually begins carrying you toward the door.
"I... uh..."
>If he put you down, he could carry more pie.
>You're more valuable to him than pie?
>Squee.
"I think we're leaving now."
>"Yep."

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>>29534643
>no qt spoon gf to squee
I AM A GROWN MAN, PLEASE STOP MAKING ME FEEL THIS FEEL

>>29534643
I cant help but notice she is getting over being carried around like a cat.

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>>29535281
That's because she's a cat at heart.

>>29535799
unf

breed the spoon

>>29537109
Only once she's legal, otherwise that will just cause problems.

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When we /M A L L/

>>29534643
>"Wait, noooooo!" Moondancer groans, the tone at odds with the huge grin she's sporting. "You can't!"
>You half expect Spitfire to hit her or something, given the way she - and Soarin - handle their other friends, but the girl has her face buried in her hands.
>A whispered trickle of embarrassed murmuring leaks out from between her fingers.
>And Soarin's hands are full.
>No punching for Moony.
>Huh.
>"Nope," your boyfriend grunts at Moondancer. "Leaving before you suggest an orgy or something."
>The girl gasps in mock horror and puts her hand to her mouth.
>"I would never!"
>You're almost ashamed for feeling almost surprised at the lack of good-natured punching.
>"Good, because -"
>"The correct word would be foursome or, for a more generalized term, groupsex," she says. She's getting punched. "A proper orgy requires six or more people and -"
>"Nope."
>"Yes," she insists. "Do I need to provide citation, because -"
>"Leaving."
>Moondancer sighs and her shoulder's slum - not in surrender or disappointment, but in relief, judging from her sarcastic smile.
>"Good, because as cute as Silver is, I don't want to end up on a list of registered sex offenders or anything."
>"Plus he's my best friend," Spitfire adds quickly, "so that's a double hell no."
>"What, you never fuck friends?"
>"Never."

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>>29538716
>those last 2 lines

>>29538716
Now Spitfire, don't lie and say you never thought of it, though the sex offenders list does make an important distinction for the action.

>>29538716
>Moondancer's eyes roll behind those impossibly thick lenses.
>"Uh-huh. Yeah. What about -"
>"Okay, there's exceptions, but not him!"
>"And not her," Soarin agrees. "It'd be like banging my sister."
>Moondancer blinks, slowly and exaggerated.
>"What now?" Spitfire groans, eyeing the girl suspiciously.
>"Incest is hot."
>Soarin has stopped moving and started watching, not that he had started walking all that quickly to begin with.
>He's not angry; he never was.
>You know when he is.
>*Everyone* knows when he is.
>But something has just shifted from making him uncomfortable to making him amused.
>If he weren't trying to play the angry boyfriend card, he might even be laughing.
"It's true, you know."
>"What. Silver. Please don't tell me -"
"At least, that's what the principal says."
>No laughter.
>Silence.
>Crap.
>You broke your boyfriend.
>"Crap. You broke my girlfriend."
>Moondancer sighs and gives the other girl a shove.
>Spitfire sways. No attempt to avoid it or steady herself.
"Whoops."
>He was supposed to laugh.
>"Um... Silver...?" he mumbles into your ear. "Did she really say that?"
"N-no..."
>"Oh. Okay."
>He falls silent again.
>You and Moondancer share a sigh.
>"We should dump them."
"N-no. I don't... "
>You *do* mind.
>It's your fault, but you mind.
>Like, a *lot*.
>So you kick his shin with your heel.

>You are Soarin and you deserved that.
>NOT THAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT OLDER BUT STILL ATTRACTIVE LADIES DOING OLDER BUT SEXY AS FUCK THINGS WITH EACH OTHER.
>Mostly trying NOT to think about it.
>Not like Spitfire.
>She's drooling.
>Still, you deserved it.

>>29539444
Hang on, who was talking to who here? Whose pov are we reading from?

>>29539522
Nevermind, figured it out.

>>29538716
>A proper orgy requires six or more people
Time to call Cloudy and Blossom I guess

>>29540567
How about no?

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>>29540699
How about yus?

>>29540699
Diamond Tiara and Little Red?

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>no living doll spoon gf

beeimp

>>29542545

>>29541440
We don't have a little red here.

>>29539444
>Silver's getting better - hitting you instead of moping is proof of that - but she's not over her insecurities.
>Hitting you is proof of that as well.
>Spitfire's girlfriend is laughing.
>Yours is... yours really should join the team.
>She can kick pretty hard.
>You're just lucky she didn't have a knife.
>...
>No.
>Bad Soarin.
>You shouldn't think like that, even as a joke.
>Unless she *does* have one.
>Then maybe -
>"Hey, hey Soarin," Moondancer calls, waving you to come closer. "Bring her over here!"
"Why?"
>She points at Spitfire's rear.
>"Come on! You owe me!"
"For what?"
>You haven't wronged her, have you? Didn't even tell her manager that -
>"Because you didn't tell my manager I suck and to keep me in the backroom, you dick!"
>Oh. Right. You were supposed to.
>Still... eh... Spits is still staring into the distance with a lewd grin.
>As your friend, she's making you look bad by association.
"Okie dokie!"
>If Silver objects, she doesn't say so - or hold back.
>She might even be giggling as her foot makes contact with Spits' ass.
>Might be. You're not sure.
>It would be hard to hear over yours and Moondancer's, but you're relatively sure it's not just *your* body shaking with laughter as Spitfire faceplants on the living room floor.

>You are Silver Spoon and you shouldn't have kicked him.
>But somehow, in your twisted mind, kicking his best friend absolves you of any guilt.
>It shouldn't, but it does.
>You're crazy like that.
>The absurdity of it makes you giggle wildly.

>>29544224
She was with Di when they caught Soarin and Silver in the library. Di smashed her phone. I still need to think of a way to bring that back in and resolve that.

>>29545206
Don't bother, some random is just another one caught in the crossfire of adorable violence that is the Spoon.

>>29545226
>crossfire of adorable violence
Sweetie Belle and Silver Spoon spree killing when

>>29545859
Never, their boyfriends keep them fucked ragged properly, as to avoid any....issues.

>>29546452
>SweetieBelle
>Aqcuiring the D

Rarity kept the cockblock too strong, and mediocre hasn't been back to progress the story as of late.

>>29547072
But when he does, she wont get off. Ba dump tish.

>>29547814
Don't you have a wall to get behind, Carlos?

>>29549233
kill me.

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If we're bumping, at least bump with content, even if it's a repost.
It might be new to one of us.

>>29550385
True dat.

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>>29551133
What if bitchfilly likes to be carried around and petted, too

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>>29550385
Bump with Spits butt

>>29551530
They are both tiny, one for each arm, and a cheek for both of them to nuzzle into.
>>29551606
nice

>>29551606
Breed that booty.

>>29545206
>Not particularly dignified or proper, but you can at least take comfort in the fact it isn't deranged cackling.
>You're a good few years off from that. Decades. Hopefully.
>The cackling part.
>Not the deranged.
>You've got that down pat.
>What kind of girlfriend teases her boyfriend like that and then gets angry at him?
>If this all wasn't so funny, you would still feel bad.
>"Shit," Spitfire groans, rolling over onto what could roughly be called a sitting position.
>Roughly.
>It looks like the girl stopped halfway during a sit-up and then yoga happened. Or maybe the other way around.
>"You know," she says, waving a finger at you or Soarin or both, "either I'm drunk or..."
>Moondancer answers the unasked question with a shake of her head.
>"Cool. Didn't think I'd had any alcohol tonight. So that only leaves why the fuck isn't she on the team, Soarin? That was a good kick."
>"Because she's an indoor girl."
>He remembered!
>You nod, to Spitfire's obvious disappointment. She frowns and stares, examining you thoroughly.
>"Daaaaamn," she mumbles softly after her eyes have completed the circuit twice. "Those are some thick legs."
>You... don't know how to feel about that.
>And it must show, because she almost trips over her own words a second later.
>"Not that I mean that in a bad way or anything! They aren't *that* thick."

>>29552454
>Thick Spoon
My dick and I are both laughing our asses off.

I've binged mediocrewritefag and twiligh/tg/ame_night's stories, which one should I read next?

>>29552753
Do you enjoy pain?

>>29552855
I don't care, I liked the fun and fucked up parts throughout both.

>>29553777
No, I meant those are the good stories, but if you enjoy serious amounts of "dear god, what am I reading, and why is it so bland, derivative and grammatically poor?" you could take a look at Shade's 'story' (or alternatively consider the relative painlessness of cranial drill intrusion)

>>29553811
This is an accurate statement, the dubs wish it so.
>>29553777
Be at peace young trips.

>>29553811
I'll read Ponybones then, even if I have to suffer the wrath of the cliffhanger.
>>29553823
You missed a check for >>29552855

>>29523716
So what can I expect from this thread? The last time I tried to find out for myself and read through the posted green, some faggot named Jeff gave all the girls dicks, and everyone was miserable, and I never got those five hours back.

>>29555700
Nice dubs. Also, expect sad times, but also fun. If you want fun more, read The Man Who Fell For Sweetie Belle first, if you want heavy shit, read Soarin's Silver Lining, and if you want, as >>29553811 put it, utter shit, read Of Sweetie Bots and Young Love. I haven't read Love Games, but I know it ended on a cliffhanger.

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>>29552454
>"Because she's an indor girl."
>He remembered!
That's so fuckin cute, man

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>>29552454
>>29552480
All waifus should have thicc thighs and breeding hips.

>>29553811
Machine shop drama i.e. all welder threatening to walk out and 2-3 hrs sleep while still making it to my job has been slowing progress on fixing the Pastebin. Frankly tonight has been the only time I have logged on here all week.

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>>29555700
>some faggot named Jeff gave all the girls dicks, and everyone was miserable, and I never got those five hours back.

>>29555132
>I'll read Ponybones
Bones is different, but good, more in line with a Shakespearean tragedy than anything comfy

>>29555700
>some faggot named Jeff gave all the girls dicks, and everyone was miserable, and I never got those five hours back.
Can someone write green of this please?

>>29556447
Whoopdee shit, no one cares

>>29555700
>everyone was miserable
If that's something you're not looking for, this may not be the thread for you.

>>29557706
Spoon and Moon are happy right now

>>29557706
And I don't think this was the thread with shitty dickgirls. Unless it happened so long ago that I forgot.

>>29557911
He's probably talking about jeff's traplight in the yuri general-, I mean /nst/

>>29557957
.....why the hell, I mean, how the how did he confuse us with that shit?

bump
>>29557773
Moon is only slightly grumpy.

>>29558545
That's pretty much happy plus she gets to fuck >>29551606 every night

>>29558651
Yeah, nerdbutt has a lot to be happy with, more than a handful really, maybe two.

>>29558651
>>29558700
>YWN be Moondancer
>YWN scissor Spitfire after a long and lewd shower together
>YWN let her use your boobs as pillows when you snuggle afterwards

Why even live guys?

>>29558742
Because we are insane?

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>>29559378
just like Silver?

>>29560162
And yet Soarin will never give us a good hard dicking

>>29560511
I am fine with that.

>>29561474
Faggot

>>29561572
Are you a woman?

>>29562127
Spoon's face when Moondancer asks a dumb question to fuck with Soarin and Spitfire.

>>29560511
Do you think he'll ever fuck the crazy out of her?

>>29563735
Her craziness is part of what makes her so fuckable

>>29563857
This. If Silver didn't beg Soarin to breed her as he stretched her out while fucking, then it just wouldn't be the same. She might get a distention fetish.

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>still no underage carry around spoon gf
FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY

>>29565602
Their going window shopping at the MALL

>>29565602
On the way to Soarin's for the Saturday threesome.

>>29565602
>>29566115
>>29568617
Yessss

bump from 9

Going to bed soonish, don't let the thread die. Think of the Spoon.

>>29523716

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>>29571150

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>>29572480
>no adorable filly gf
Haha, fuck being alive

>>29571150
Spoon would get super depressed if we let this die.

>>29573950
Damn straight, PROTECT THAT SMILE!

Bamparoonie for the Spoonie

>>29552454
>Moondancer silences the girl with a swat to the back of her head.
>"Don't be a dick," she growls. "Silver's legs are within the normally acceptable range given her age."
>"Yeah, well, that's not baby fat," Spitfire mumbles back. "That's muscle."
"My... um... my house has a lot of stairs..."
>It does. It really does.
>Moondancer rolls her eyes and swats her girlfriend again.
>"Well, whatever. Shit, you didn't even notice until you looked."
>"Yeah, but -"
>"You're a breast girl," Moondancer sighs. "Yeah, yeah, I know. Still, it's not surprising. She's still growing. And... and you're still looking. So. Foursome?"
>"No! Why are you even bringing that up!?"
>"Because... delicious flat chest?" Soarin suggests with a chuckle.
>You wish he wouldn't refer to it like that.
>Makes it sound like he prefers it, but... what if he does?
>What if you grow up and it... *isn't*?
>"Tempting," Moondancer concedes, "but like I said, I don't want to end up on a sex offender registry."
>"I wasn't talking about Silver."
>Moondancer's eyes widen.
>They narrow suspiciously.
>Widen again.
>"Shit. I hadn't thought of that."

>>29574847
what the eff is even happening now

>>29574847
....wat? I aint opposed to a foursome, or fivesome, Diamond needs some deep loving too, but I don't get what's going on here.

>>29574861
>>29574900
As long as we get some Moonie and Spits naked, articulate, and dripping, I'm happy

>>29575176
Funny thing is, I don't think I could keep a bonner around this Moonie, she would keep making funny jokes and laughing my ass off kills it for me.

>>29575183
Ah, but we haven't seen what she's like in te bedroom yet, she could turn into a wonderfully lewd pile of softly moaning spagoots when you get her kit off

>>29575203
.....hmmm, good point. MAKE THAT NERD GIRL SQUEAL FOR BREEDING!

>>29575258
Go to /nst/ if you're a thirsty dykelover

>>29575266
....are you stupid? Is that you Carlos?

>>29575288
I'm here for the spoon, ellipses.

>>29574847
>You're lost.
>If he's not talking about you and definitely not Moondancer... and probably not Spitfire...
"Um... Soarin...?"
>You don't think Di would be up for something like that.
>She's shy.
>She doesn't act it, but she is.
>She doesn't know these people.
>"I'm not actually offering, you know," your boyfriend chuckles.
>She's not his to offer.
>"Too late. You consented!"
>She's y-what?
>"Nope," Soarin laughs, shaking his head. You can feel the gentle breeze stirred up by his movements, tickling the hairs on the top of your head. "We're outta here. Have good lesbianing."
>"Whoah, no. No way. I'm bi."
>Spitfire's expression probably matches your own, though without the glasses and general contentment. But the confusion? Yeah.
>She's confused. You're confused.
>"Moony," the girl slowly says, drawing out the nickname as though it's wholely unfamiliar to her. "Since when are you bi...?"
>"Ever since that asshole pointed out he was even flatter than his girlfriend."
>"But... he has a dick...?"
>"Yeah, but he doesn't have tits."
>"Huh."
>"Yep, flat chest.
>"Huuuuuuh."
>Spitfire eyes drift away to stare into nothingness.
>"Soo..."
>"ANYWAY," Moondancer barks, crossing her arms angrily, her movements stiff and sudden. "He has to stay and take responsibility."

>>29575441
Is...is Silver going to establish dominance in front of Moondancer? With Soarin being the medium used naturally.

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>>29575441

>>29575441
I feel like you missed a sentence, or two, between these conversations bud.

>>29575441
For now, I like where this is going - but it'll end up like pear rape again won't it

>>29575571
Maybe?

bump from 9

>>29575571
What do you mean by that?

hey

don't die, what'll we do without tg/n's increasingly rambling story

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>>29579055
Son, you haven't seen rambling until the magical girls show up. Or the yanderes.

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>>29523716
>Shade of Dusk -Alive (unfortunately)

>>29579055

>>29579799
checked
>>29580488
also checked

>>29575441
>"Nope."
>"Yep. You have to stay and fuck us senseless."
>Oh.
"Soarin...?'
>"Hmm?"
"Should I be getting angry now?"
>She's... she's a friend now, right? Like Di?
>But she's hitting on him, isn't she?
>And you haven't even known her a day.
>She's not *really* your friend, not yet. Not like that.
>Not like Di.
"I think... I think I should be getting angry now."
>The furious expression on Moondancer's face falters and drops away, replaced by one expression after another, from worried to confused to amused.
>"It was just a joke," the girl smirks. "Seriously. You couldn't follow that?"
>Oh.
>Really?
>You tilt your head back until you can see Soarin's face, peering down at you.
>He nods.
>"I was just being stupid and she played along."
>Oh.
"Well... some things shouldn't be joked about."
>Soarin smiles apologetically.
>"Sorry, Silver."
>He puts his free arm around you, just below your collar bone.
>It's coiled tight around your upper arms, effectively pinning them in place.
>You don't mind.
>It's warm. Comforting.
>"Okay, okay," Moondancer chuckles. "I won't joke about his delicious flat chest again."
>"Good, because it's probably not a good idea to get her jealous."
>Soarin's arms squeeze you tightly.
>It's just a few inches below your chin.
>If you dip your head down, you could nuzzle it.
>They're still joking, right?
>Maybe?
>You're not sure, but there is *one* think you know.
>He's right.
>It's *not* a good idea to get your jealous.
>His arm is in reach.
>You bite.
>Lightly.
>Just hard enough to leave a mark that will fade in moments, but you stay latched on.
"Mine. Back off."
>The words come out garbled, but the intent must have been clear.
>Even if they do think you're just playing around.
>Are you?
>Maybe?
>Kind of?
>"I think she's laying claim to you."
>You nod - as best you can with his arm still clamped between your teeth.
>"Yeah," Soarin agrees calmly. "We better go."

>>29582127
Cat Silver? Hnnnnnng

bump from 9

>>29582127
This tiny girl needs cat ears. Now.

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>>29583683

>>29584185
Not what I expected, but unf all the same.

>>29584185
Yesss

>>29585666
Stop tempting me satan

>>29586898
No.

>>29587285
Good bump

>>29582127
>"Probably a good idea," Moondancer chuckles. "She's getting a little fiesty and... yeah... I don't want to see that. Besides..."
>She ruffles Spitfire's hair.
>"... I've got to look after this dumbass."
>"Uh-huh," Soarin hums. "What you *really* mean -"
>"Yep, you know what I mean. If I let her stay in fantasyland, she might start getting ideas and I am *not* going home to get my -"
>"DON'T NEED TO KNOW. BYE."
>He all but sprints for the door.
>You would giggle if your mouth wasn't full of arm.
>Why were you ever worried about Soarin being friends with Spitfire?
>Completely. Unfounded.
>You don't let go, though.
>Still yours.
>"Sooooooo..." you can hear Spitfire mumbling as you reach the front door, "chicks with dicks...?"
>"Fuck!" Moondancer barks. "Yes. That's a thing."
>"Like... real chicks? But with dicks?"
>"Huh. Never thought of that before."
>Soarin is through that door and out the other side in a flash.
>"It's called futa," Moondancer sighs, "and if you can fucking wait until tomorrow -"
>Thankfully, the door closes before you can hear any more.

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>>29587889
hmmm

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>>29587889
****

>You are Soarin and you got out just in the nick of time.
>Moony was going to get murdered if you stayed any longer.
>Mostly her fault, though. Partially yours.
>She's a good match for Spitfire.
>Brings out the stupid in you.
>Tiny kitten teeth saw at your arm as you bounce down the lawn towards your car.
"We're gone. You can stop that now."
>"Nuh."
"It... uh... it kinda hurts, Silver."
>Almost. Barely.
>Shes' being gentle.
>You've had worse.
>"Deahl wiff it. Your turn to hurt."

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>>29588524

>>29588524
Hnnnnnng, kitty Silver is making my heart die.

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>>29556317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enRYKBVpp68

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>>29588524

>"Deahl wiff it. Your turn to hurt."
>hurt

>>29588666
CHEEEEEECKED MOTHER FUCKER!

>>29588666
Confirmed Bad Dragon pegging scene after mall.
Explains why Soarin is so depressed when he talks to Anon the next day.

>>29588994
Pegging is a shit fetish, and its doubtful tg would do something that stupid. Soarin probably learns a thing about Diamond and Silver that makes him depressed. Like Diamond having a breeding urge too.

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>page 8
Not losing qt carry-on spoon gf because some barneyfag tier autist is spamming like crazy

>>29590912
That reminds me, why is this fucker spamming every where again?

>>29590917
autisticscreeching.jpg

>>29591065
I get that, but what specifically is the screeching being aimed at?

>>29591084
Being autistic.

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qt spoon

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Bump

>>29593535

live

>IT kinda HURTS

>>29595317
There are creams for that

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>>29593535
>You will never read through all of Silver's lewd, lustful and lascivious shipfics
>You will never be a bit upset when you find the one about her and Mac in his barn

>>29595661
>You will never act every single one out for her
>You will never make her forget Big Mac existed.
feels bad man.

Fucking faggots spamming the board

save the spoon

>>29597135
What the hell is the faggot trying to spam down?

>>29597182
He has an autistic hateboner for specific generals far as I can tell

>>29597764
Which ones? And why hasn't he been reported yet?

>>29597783
Anon, please, you know very well the report function is literally 'lol press this for nothing to happen u dumb ponyfags'.

He's spammed so much threads he's actually bumped a few of them off, but for the time being, it looks like he/they're dedicated to keeping their shitpost threads on page 1

>>29597825
Fair enough.

>IT HURTS

>>29600267
>it hasn't even begun to hurt

live

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>>29588524
"My turn?"
>"Uh-huh."
>It's hard to take her seriously.
>It's hard not to.
>Everything she says seems to be so somber, even when she's playing around like this.
>Maybe she isn't.
>Maybe you're holding her too tight.
>Maybe that's it.
>You loosen your grip slightly, but Silver's teeth clamp down the instant she feels the pressure around her torso give.
"Shit!"
>This no longer kinda hurts.
>It *hurts*.

>>29602489
Remember people, always keep a good grip on your kitty Silver, they use their teeth as to help keep their grip. Their bits tend to be very painful when they don't feel supported. So grab their lush booties and THICK thighs, and cradle the shit outa them.

>>29602516
Bites*

>>29602489
Cute spoon being cute, but why the shorter update?

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>>29603157
busy day at work and uncertain as to the immediate direction of the story, but maybe >pic related

>>29603631
Fair enough.

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>>29603631

>>29592782
In bed, Spoon is a little spoon.

>>29605841
Yeah, duh.

>>29605841
It's her special talent.

>>29607018
>>29605841
>>29606531
When Spoon grows up and her breeding hips and tits come in, she makes Soarin the little spoon and smothers him in her scent. Diamond may or may not be dragged into this as well. Possessive momma cat spoon is possessive.

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>>29608422
>no underage fun sized acts like a cat when no one is around spoon gf
END ME

>>29608422
>Spoon
>Getting bigger than Soarin

>>29609773
I didn't say that, she's still shorter, than him. Its just not by much and sleeps on him like a cat, by smothering him in her tits. Maybe after a sweaty Yoga session.

>>29609908
>sweaty Yoga session
ewwwww

but now I'm envisioning Silver smuggling a book and flashlight into bed between her tits and trying to read without waking up Soarin

>>29610378
Yeah...that sounds about right. Also
>ewwww
What? You telling me you DONT want those knockers rubbing all over your face? Are you gay?

>>29610396
I prefer non-sweaty Spoon. Besides, boob sweat would mess up her book.

>>29610749
I suppose that's fair.

bump before bed

>>29608422
>breeding hips and tits come in
What if they don't? She may have already reached her potential.

>>29611776
Her thighs are delicious as is, so it wont be a problem.

>>29611868
also she'll be tiny and easy to carry forever and that's pretty nice in itself

>>29614137
Yeah, nothing a like a walking fuck marathon to tour around their new house after the honey moon.

>>29616095
Looks about right....just needs bigger chest handles to grab onto when napping.

>>29616095
Why does she look Asian?

>>29617523
Maybe Silver Spoon's mom is Korean.

>>29617567
Half Asian? Damn, combined with everything else that's hitting 3/5 of my major fetishes.

>>29618177
dubs confirm good taste

>>29602489
>You react as anyone would to pain.
>Instinctively and without thought.
>There's no need to think, just to avoid.
>You tear your arm away from the pain.
>Silver nearly tumbles from your grip.
>Because she held on tight.
>Because you weren't holding her tight enough.
>Only by quickly tightening your hold on her waist do you keep her from falling.
"What the hell, Silver!?"
>She didn't break the skin, but the mark of her teeth stands out on your arm.
>You can still feel them digging into your flesh, and the duller pain of them scrapping across your skin.
>It hurts.
>You're used to pain, but not like this. From practice, from playing, from your friends. Not from her.

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>>29620311
I'd let her bite me

>>29620311
>"I'm... I'm sorry..." she mumbles through clenched teeth.
>You thought you two were past this.
"Look, it's fine..."
>Fuck! That stings!
"I know you're just playing around, Silver, but that was a little too much."
>Her body tenses up, tight and taut as a bow string.

>You are Silver Spoon and you don't know why you did that.
>Neither do you understand what you did wrong.
>You never held it against *him* when *he* hurt you!
>Not when he left a bruise that lasted for days. Not when you could barely raise yourself from the bathroom floor.
>He hits his friends all the time!
>And they hits him!
>Aren't you closer to him than they are!?
>So why is he acting like this is some big deal!?
>It isn't!
>You bit him!
>So what!?

>You are Soarin and her silence is starting to worry you.
"Silver?"
>She remains quiet, frozen stiff in your grip.
"Silver, what's wrong?"
>It's not like you yelled at her or anything, even if she did just go a little psycho on you.
"Silver -"
>She shakes her head.

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>>29620795
>If she could just answer, you could drop it.
>If she would just try to help you understand, you would.
>Maybe you should.
>You would.
>It's not a big deal.
>So your arm hurts. So what?
>Except... you've had that conversation before. Not too long ago.
"Silver..."
>You whisper her name gently into her ear.
"... weren't we going to try to be more open with each other?"
>She nods slightly.
"Did I do something wrong?"/

>>29620857
>Silver doesn't respond.
>No nod.
>No shake of her head.
>No hesitant tremble.
>Nothing.
>She just hangs stiff and lifeless in your grip.
"I'm... I'm trying to understand what I did wrong, Silver. Why did you bite me like that?"
>She shakes her head again, a tiny gesture. Almost imperceptible.
"Were you scared of falling or -?"
>Her answer is brusque and lifeless.
>"I don't know."
"Hey."
>Tentatively, you raise your hand up to stroke her cheek.
>She doesn't lean into your hand like she usually does.
>Doesn't even acknowledge your touch.
"I'm just trying to understand, Silver. If I did something wrong -"
>"I don't know. I need to think about it."

>>29621279
>You draw in a deep breath, Silver's body rocking along with the swell of your chest.
>You hold it.
>You release.
>Not just the air in your lungs, but the worries and concerns.
>Nothing important happened.
>You were mistaken thinking it had.
>You nearly dropped your girlfriend and she was startled. That's all.
>You can almost convince yourself, for now at least.
>Enough to put a smile on your face and push the stinging in your arm to the back of your mind.
"Nevermind, Silver."

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>>29621279
>>29621293

>>29621523
kek bump

>>29624621

>>29523716
>Shade of Dusk -Alive (unfortunately)
Are we going to mark him as KIA (fortunately) in the next thread?

>>29625737
Yep.

ponybones and mediocrewritefag are never coming back, are they?

>>29621293
>It's not as important as keeping her happy.

>You are Silver Spoon and you think you are scared.
>You *hurt* him.
>You kicked him and you bit him. Just one wild scream short of a childish tantrum.
>That's not why you're scared.
>Not because you hurt him.
>Soarin wouldn't hurt you. Not intentionally, certainly not as revenge.
>He wouldn't let something as petty as that - and it *was* petty, his friends do worse to him every day! - get between the two of you.
>He loves you.
>He does.
>He's still hugging you tight.
>You aren't scared because he shouted.
>It's understandable. Predictable, even.
>Unexpected pain has that effect.
>"It's fine, it doesn't matter," Soarin murmurs softly into your ear as he reaches his car.
>He shifts his weight - and yours - so he can reach his keys.
>"Really, it doesn't," he continues, tucking you to one side like a bag of groceries and unlocking the passenger door. "Unless... unless you say it does. Unless I screwed up somehow. If that's the case..."
>You shake your head.
>He didn't.
>You're pretty sure he didn't.
>It was you.
>Your insecurities and awkwardness.
>You trying to fit in.
>You think.
>Maybe.
>But that's not answer enough for him.
>"... I'd like to know what it was. So I don't do it again."
>That's what has you scared.
>His utter willingness to take all the blame on himself.
>That, and the part of you that agrees.
>Unfairly, you know, but still...

>>29626417
lurking

>>29626109
;-;

>>29626109
They're shitposting in heaven now

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>>29627950
>implying any of us are going to heaven

>>29628378
It could happen!

page nein

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Hey kids. Daddy's back from the store.

https://youtu.be/W44HrKFTPaE

The story so far: http://pastebin.com/6pAVvJ4D

>You get out of the shower and get dressed.
>You descend the stairs thinking about yesterday, the afternoon and evening you spent with Anonymous.
>The last one you're likely to have together with him in a while.
>Maybe ever.
>Stupid Rarity.
>You find a guy you like who actually kissed you and Rarity won't let you see him anymore.
>You put your shoes on and grab a pop tart package from the cupboard to eat on the way to school.
>Rarity took forever in the shower and you don't want to be late.
>It isn't fair.
>Anonymous will probably be off to some fancy college by the time you're out from underneath your big sister's thumb.
>He's so cool and smart and funny.
>There's no way he'd still be available by then.
>If he even remembers you at all.
>And if he does, it'll probably be as the cringey girl who made eyes at him in Hey Burger while awkwardly kicking his foot, trying to be flirtatious.
>And you kissed his finger...
>God, why did you do that?
>He probably thinks you're a slut now.
>Maybe that's why he kissed you.
>He just thought he could get into your pants.
>He wouldn't be wrong.
>You blush and try to think about something else as you quicken your pace to school, eating your cold strawberry pop tarts.

>>29630554
Holy shit you crawled out of your grave.

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>>29630554
HE'S ALIVE!

>>29630690
That's a rude joke to the undead you know.

>>29630554
aaaaand just when I was about to give up all hope

>>29626417
>Aren't you two supposed to be over this?
>Why can't you just... fucking get over it!?
>And if not that, then why can't he just be angry at you!?
>You don't want him to be angry at you.
>He should be, but he won't.
>He never will.
>Always treating you with kid gloves.
>No, always treating you like you *are* a kid.
>Never yelling. Never striking.
>Never deliberately.
>Maybe... maybe that's because...

>You are Soarin and you are trying your best.
>Something's wrong, but she won't say what. She won't say *anything*.
>Silver hasn't spoken since you set her down.
>You've been sitting in the car in silence for ten minutes. Maybe longer.
"Well..."
>She won't even look at you, prefering to stare out at the dark sky.
"... anywhere you want to go?"
>You're flat broke, but she can pay, right...?
>Well, it doesn't *feel* right, but if that's what it takes to turn the evening around, you'll allow it.
>You'll feel shitty, but you'll allow it.

>>29631936
>She shakes her head... or the air ruffles her hair.
>The movement is so minute, it could be either.
"Book store? Or... uh... the park?"
>Apparently neither of those can compare with the dull sky above.
>She can't even see the stars, thanks to all the street lights, and yet it seems to hold more interest than your voice.
>Or your touch.
>She doesn't so much as flinch when you put your hand on her shoulder.
"We can go for ice cream, if you'd like that."
>Not even the promise of ice cream can pull her away.
>You don't know what's so interesting about that sky.
>... you also know she's not looking at the sky. She's facing away, but you know her eyes are flat and lifeless and unseeing.
>She's not looking at anything at all.
"Silver -"
>"Home."

>>29631987
It's been kind of rambling along for a while now.

>>29631936
Looks like Silver needs another dose of
>IT HURTS

>>29632337
Fuck her in the ass until she stops being a sullen bitch? Not the worst plan I've ever heard.

>>29632596
I think its just a matter of giving her a good dicking, take the edge off.

>Soarin is alive
>Arcade Anon is alive
>Bowie Anon is still missing

Mediocre, come back. I need more David Bowie references and McGillis-esque loli manipulation.

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>>29633717

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>>29631987

Reee.

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Sweetie's getting really tired of your page 9 bullshit, Anon.

>>29635694
what part of that is magical realm?

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I love my homies & g's but it's EPK when the triggers release
For those who don't know, it's Everypony Killa step on back
Ain't no time when tryin to be choosy, when the funk jumps I'm peelin that cap

>>29631987
>That's... tempting.
>You would be lying if you said you hadn't hoped tonight might end that way.
>No more than if you said you thought it was a good idea, though.
>It's not. It never is, even at the best of times.
>Now isn't the best of times.
>And yet it's tempting.
>Anything to make her happy, you tell yourself. If that's what gets her out of this sudden funk, then you'll do it.
>It has nothing to do with your own desires.
>It's pure coincidence that you put your hand on her shoulder.
>Pure chance you can feel the strap of her bra under her shirt.
>A fluke that you can feel it slide down a fraction as she lets out a tiny sigh, the left side of her body slumping as if the weight of your hand is too much for her to bear.
>Nothing to get excited about.
>Nothing untoward need happen.
>It's been a while since the two of you had time alone together, the barest chance to speak freely in private.
>Or to not speak.
>To simply hold each other.
>Share a bed.
>Sleep in each others' arms.
>It's not a good idea. It's never a good idea.
>But if it makes her happy...
>That's the only reason you would agree.
>Definitely.
>Not for yourself, but for her.
>A lie, but a pleasant one.
"We'll have to be careful. My parent's might be -"
>"My home. I want to go home."

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>>29637650

>>29637650
Question for ya Twi. Is there a "Romeo and Juliet" Law in your story's universe?

>>29637650
Carry her like a princess to her door, keep as much contact as possible.

>>29638524
>as much contact as possible
>wearing her like a puppet

>>29637872
sugar lump rump

>>29637650
>not even the D can fix this

all is lost

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>>29630554

>The day drags on forever.
>You try to find Anonymous at lunch, but you can't.
>It's probably for the best.
>You don't know what you'd say.
>Nothing you can think of sounds even close to right.
>You spend the day sullenly doodling in your notebook, barely listening to any of your lessons.
>Applebloom and Scootaloo ask if you want to hang out after school but you turn them down.
>They ask what's wrong and you tell them you're just tired.
>It's not a total lie.
>You're tired of Rarity trying to control your life.
>You're tired of being made to feel like a helpless little girl all the time.
>You're 16 years old and you're not even allowed to use the stove.
>You stop at Hey Burger on the way home and grab a burger and salad to go and a milkshake.
>You sip through your straw as you walk, staring down at the sidewalk.
>The taste of vanilla reminds you of yesterday.
>Your first kiss.
>Your first date, really.
>Kind of.
>Was it even a date?
>It's not like it started as one.
>Anonymous was just supposed to pick you up from piano lessons.
>He was basically your babysitter.
>You kissed your babysitter.
>You're such a weirdo.
>You arrive home and walk inside.
>You slip your shoes off and go upstairs to your room.
>You flop on your bed, eating your food and drinking the last of your milkshake before dropping the trash in the takeout bag beside your bed.
>You lie there feeling miserable for a while.
>You should do some of your homework but whatever.
>It's the weekend, you'll do it tomorrow.
>It's not like you have anything better to do.
>You'd kept it free to ask Anonymous if he wanted to hang out that day.
>Not much chance of that happening now.
>Stupid Rarity.
>You close the blinds, pull your clothes off and crawl into bed.
>You lie there, head resting on one pillow, arms wrapped around the other, holding it against yourself.
>Eventually you drift off to sleep, thinking about how it felt to kiss Anonymous.

>>29642344
twice in one week? fuck yeah!

cmon /tg/n, gimme one rambling 'where the fuck is this going/what's even happening' update before work

bump
>>29643585
Maybe we are getting close to a lewd part and he's getting ready for a big dump.

>>29644379
close, but it's more like people think that me sitting at my desk typing is an invitation to talk to me about work-related shit even though I'm on break/lunch/etc and there's shit that just shouldn't be up on screen at that time

>>29644832
I suppose that's fair.

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>>29644832
as long as you don't die its all good.

>>29644832
Ugh, and then you figure it would be better to go use your laptop or tablet in a break area. But you get stopped every 5 to 10 feet by co-workers asking questions or seeking help with some project or task. yeah, been there. still there. I understand.

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>>29645745
I want to know what the fuck is going on in that gif, but I don't

>>29645745
>undercover_FBI_agent_roleplaying_with_ponychan_user.gif

>>29645745
Wat the fuck am I looking at?

>>29647369
Laughed harder at this than I should've,

>>29647860
a child or midget getting fatal whiplash

>>29649419
kek

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Pastebin updated for the first time in a little over two months.
PART 1: http://pastebin.com/MFzZybgA
PART 2: http://pastebin.com/8rHZ8jBU
PART 3: http://pastebin.com/Bcs7x95d

Sitting at 131769 words now.

>>29650471
Hot damn, I love me some progress.

bump from 9

Page Nine not fine.

>>29650471
Thanks for updating the pastebin. I got lost somewhere in part 3. now I can read it as intended.

>>29651971
Page Eight not great.

>>29652205
Ok, now I know why I got lost. Pinkie Pie

>>29523716
>>29523716
So I guess http://pastebin.com/nsNtPdDS / The Man Who Fell For Sweetie Belle / Mediocrewritefag is forever dead?

A real shame, I just read it and it's super nice.

>>29653787
Same here. Just finished reading it myself. Quite the enjoyable read it was. I would love to read its conclusion.

>>29653787
>>29653879
He sacrificed himself to fly Shade of Dusk into the sun. His sacrifice was well worth it.

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>>29654585
Never forgetti

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>>29654585
>>29654585

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>>29630554
YIIIISSS

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>>29655662
>>29656488
>no unstable spoon gf

>>29656494
Yup

>>29657736
Are they teasing Caramel and Scootaloo?

>>29653787
>>29653879
Soarin's cameo from SSL was a nice touch as well.

>>29654585
I'm new to the thread and I'm afraid to ask.

>>29658986
Soarin's cameo was how we ended up with >IT HURTS

>>29658986
Some anons have a hateboner for a certain writefag. Pay it no mind.

>>29658986
>>29659835
>Some writefags spew cancerous shite
>Some anons are justifiably dismissive of this
FTFY

>>29659883
I'm just tired of it. Give it a rest already.

>>29659944
Shade being a shit tier writefag is the fourth biggest meme of this general, so it's probably not going anywhere, Shade

>>29659835
I won't. I'm just looking for good stories to read.

>>29659999
Avoid Shade like the plague then, Mr quads

>>29630554

>The bones are back

I will flagellate myself for my lack of faith

>>29660003
This is >>29654585
Read the first 100 "lines" of Shade of Dusk's story (Be warned, some lines are 4 lines in one line) and then decide if you want to keep reading it, doesn't improve much beyond that, based on skimming.

>>29660079
If anything it gets worse

>>29659999
>>29660003
Dammit. This makes the second time I don't notice an advantageous roll. I hang my head in shame.

ok, caught up on all greens listed in OP except "Of Sweetie Bots and Young Love". Starting it shortly.

>>29660708
Good luck, you'll need it

>>29637650
"... oh..."
>You might not have said anything. It might have just been in your mind.
>She continues to stare out the window.
>No explanation.
>Not even the barest acknowledgement that you spoke.
>That you even exist.
>It's too much to ignore.
>Too much to pretend that everything is fine.
>For something so little, so non-existant, it's too much.
"Did I... did I do something wrong?"
>A faint shrug is her answer.
>At least you *got* an answer, if barely.
"Silver -"
>"I don't know, okay?" she mumbles.
>You're trying.
>To ignore it. To address it.
>To be better.
>For her.
>For *you*.
>For both of you.
"Please..."
>"Just take me home."
>It's too much.
>You're supposed to be over this.
>Why is it so hard?
>It shouldn't be.
>You sigh and let your hand drop from Silver's shoulder.
>That draws the tiniest of gestures from her - a minuscule flinch as your fingers slide away.
>A brief arc of her back, as if trying to reach for your touch even as she pushes you away.
>You turn your eyes towards the road and let out another sigh.
>No answer. No response.
"You're being childish."
>"Maybe that's because I *am*."