So Windy Whistles and Bow Hot Hoof are the two ponies that i have to thank the most?
>>29520272
I have trouble understanding your aliases, Anon. You may wish to use the canon names or more obvious descriptors.
fuck yeah
>>29520287
but those names are canon bro
>>29520287
>he doesn't know
>>29520272
do you think they call her windy whistles because her pussy whistles as she flies?
>>29520287
>canon names
poor soul
>>29520287
>fan of the fandom
>>29520380
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>>29520398
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>>29520405
Whoa, I feel stupid now.
>>29520441
it takes a big man to admit he fucked up.
This thread is gold
>>29520473Maybe 4u
>>29520272
hey hey GONNA COME INSIDE YOUR DAUGHTER!
>>29520811
uwot, m8?
Why are these names so fucking terrible?
Windy Whistles better have a cutie mark for farting.
>>29520398
f-fake an gay
>>29520987
u don't know shit, now do you?
>>29521093
>rainbows dam is from G1
Wonder if that makes her to other ponies what a caveman is to us.
>>29522381
direct ancestor? Like neanderthal?
>>29520272
>you will never ask them for approval before you ask Rainbow Dash for her hoof in marriage
Just fuck me up senpai
>>29524542
B-but parents...
>>29524542
this, life is sad
aw
>>29520272
The best way to say thanks are to eat and succ the organs that gave you your waifu. Only fair.
>>29522381
It makes her the same as Twilight, as her mom is a G1 one pony too.
Oh, and Applejack IS a G1 pony.
>>29520272
Windy Whistles I can dig, decent pegasus name and most likely a callback to G1, which is all good.
But why Bow Hot Hoof? Hothoof I could get behind, but what's the Bow part?
>>29526232
Probably a play on "beau".
>>29526257
Ah, I see. So all of Dash's money isn't necessarily her own, then?
It just seems so non-stereotypical that she'd grow up the way she did with a family like that. The rainbow maned stallion isn't her father either, since his name is Rainbow Blaze according to merch, so a brother?
I mean, Fluttershy's family makes sense. Coddling mother, pushover father, leads to good-for-nothing son and reclusive daughter.
Rarity's family too, supportive mother and father with no real accomplishments leads to aspiring daughter who dreams of something greater, and a younger sister who looks up to her.
But Dash? She's always struck me as an only child, and she's definitely not high society nor fashionable. And you don't bully the rich kid. Is she just rebelling hard from an early age, or what?
tat
>>29526326
Rainbow Blaze is her mentor, according to the CCG.
>>29526232Champion bow user in the Equestrian games.
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