>SHE'S A FUCKING PEAR
>>29511936
Her parents already pearished.
>>29511951
it appears you are a fucking moron
>>29511951
GODDAMMIT, CARLOS.
>>29511951
>>29511951
>>29511962
No amount of bullshit can rationalize the missing parents reappearing out from nowhere.
>>29511951
in the first post nonetheless
well played Carlos,you did it again
>>29511936
> Changelings can eat normal food
And this is how you completely fuckup a key plot point just to make a retarded visual gag.
>>29511991
I SWEAR TO GOD, CARLOS.
>>29512005
Sorry, but this level of bullshit is too much and now I can only taste dispair.
>>29512018
>>29512018
NO MORE
>>29512003
That doesn't mean they get any nutrition from it. You could eat tree bark if you wanted to.
>>29512048
>That doesn't mean they get any nutrition from it. You could eat tree bark if you wanted to
So the bark is worse than the bite.
>>29511951
>>29511991
Carlos this is the last fucking straw im going to find you and kill you myself you better be prepeared, kiddo
>>29512075
AAAAAAAAAARGH
>>29511951
first post best post
>>29512105
But I don't want to dissapear from this world.
>>29512138
ENOUGH
>>29512138
CARLOS, YOU FUCKER
>>29512153
AJ's mom will have wide hips and a big rump.
Literally a pear-shapped body and this time I'm not kidding.
>>29512138
>>29512165
>>29512165
A new MILF is long overdue.
>>29511936
>autistic screeching: The Thread
>>29512138
Then you should've kept low when making all those horrible puns. Your time is up. We all know you're the pearpetrator.
>>29512276
Oh, christ, it's spreading.
>>29512285
it would appear so
>>29512322
I'm getting out of here before you fuckers infect me.
>>29512138
spear yourself those explanations
>dear god this thread
ENOUGH CARLOS
>>29512285
Appearently...
>>29512285
FLEE
>>29512322
Don't you mean, "Apearantly so"?
>>29512336
You can't withstand the pear pressure?
It is all over, prepear yourself.
>>29512356
With all these puns, you're putting us in pearil.
If this shit gets out and infects the rest of the board, we're doomed.
We have to quarantine it here.
>>29512373
We'll survive, but just pear-ly.
Do you think AJ's deceased parents would drop by to give her strength on her darkest hour?
It's a show on a mythical setting so a bit of pearanormal activity wouldn't be weird.
>>29511936
she has a pearent
>>29512285
We aren't talking about Rarity's legs, Twilight.
>this thread
>>29512404
apearantly I'm gonna fucking break your legs faggot.
>>29512437
You are not going to break just one, but the whole pear of legs?
Brutal.
>>29512417
Underrated
>>29512465
>>29512465
yeah, and I'm gonna use torch to cauterize your legs so you can't repear them.
>>29512476
Oh no, irrepearable damage!
>>29512594
these jokes make you an awful pearson.
>This fucking thread
Now I remember why I come to /mlp/
>>29512370
this is quite the peardicament
>>29512650
that pun was pear-ly worth my time.
>>29512646
Once in a while, you find a pear in this sea of shit.
>>29512729
apearantly so.
>>29512729
I grow sick and tired of this guy spearging out with his memes.
>>29512404
Parents?
Don't you mean pearents?
>>29512767
Grow a pear and endure it.
>just using variations of appear
C'mon, you can do better. Pearsonally I find this one pearfect
It never ends.
It just never ends.
>>29512797
would you say the ride is unpearable?
>>29512797
it's pearfect
>>29512817
your puns are shitty, as only a pearagon of stupidity can be.
>THIS THREAD
If it never ends why does it keep getting repearted???
I shall depeart from this thread now
>>29512855
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
I this comes out in the next PTS V 0.34
>>29512898
You just had to ruin it, didn't you?
>>29512901
Hey when I do vegetablepuns Im unbeetable!!
>>29512929
>>29511951
YOU FUCKING LITTLE CUNT BEANER
>>29512971
Are you triggered about the fact that AJs parents are dead?
Give trump your energy so he can exterminate the mexican people!
\o/
>>29513197
>>29511951
CARLOS YOU FUCKING BEAN
>>29513429
Every movement is a whitewash.
>>29512929
>>29513484
Are we giving pearity to the other food groups, or are you just a pear of fruits who think that spicing up the thread is in good taste?
>>29511951
TRUMP WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER
>>29511951
This better be in the next PTS.
>>29513984
If so I hope this post gets put in. That would make my life a little more pearable.
>>29514015
I hate all of you.
oh god
>this thread
>mfw
Carlos pls
>>29511951
>>29511951
Ouch, thats a bullseye
I don't want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. I want to cum on her feet.
>>29515588
Irrelevant double dubs hopefully ending this pun train
>>29515826
There is no end
There is no hope for this threadonly dispear
>>29511951
You have to godo that on another thread, cause that was /thread, Carlos.
>>29512285
Spreading, like butterdid for Bright Mac.
Gosh, it's transpearantly appearant you guys are pearanoid about this pearable!
Before it gets pearoted further, allow me to prepear my pearalegals to look into this pearody of writing. I'll spear you the gritty details, but have no fear, the dedication and skill they possess is nonpearil!
>>29512767
No, you poling with your dutygenerates
>>29512003
In literally the first episode with a changeling in it, Chrysalis swallows a bite of an apple tart.
>>29511936
FLANK
LIKE
A
FUCKING
PEAR