"Will you read me a story Anon ? "

>>29508065
i can't read

Okay sweetheart.

>Once apon a time...

>>29508065
No

>>29508065
OK, sit on my lap first.

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>>29508112
>apon
>>APON

>>29508065
Ahem.
>Once upon a midnight dreary,
>While I pondered, weak and weary,
>Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore...
>While I nodded, nearly napping,
>Suddenly there came a tapping,
>As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
>"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "rapping at my chamber door..."

>"Only this, and nothing more."

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>>29508112
>apon

>>29508065
>Anon comes to Equestria
>The ponies act very weird around him
>He's eavesdropped on a few conversations and observed from afar, so he knows that they're all normally-functioning horse-adults
>But whenever he's around, they act like horse-children
>They demand uppies, ask him to read them bedtime stories, and make him kiss their boo-boos
>Sometimes they accidently call him daddy

>>29508065
THE CATS OF ULTHAR by H.P. Lovecraft.

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>>29508112
>apon

Okay
>On a dark night filled with even darker magic...

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>>29508918
Nice thumbnail faggot

Pic related, it's you

>>29508105
Who let you in here, Tyrone?

>>29508433
Get out of here you fucking bird!

>>29508065
>"Once there was an ugly barnacle."
>"He was so ugly, that everyone died!"
>"The End."

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>>29508112
>Once apon a time...
>apon
once apon a time, their was illiterate shut

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>>29509670

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>>29508065