It's her first time, will you be gentle?

>>29503186
Yeah, I'm not a fucking asshole.

>>29503186
>hammers the shift key and left mouse button anyway

>>29503186
>spoonfeeding

>>29503186
hard to gauge that kind of thing, considering i'v never done it before.

>>29503186
Do any of you realize how awkward and uncomfortable she's going to be? She'd probably use her teeth when blowing you, and lay there like a dead fish for the rest of the night while you have to do all the work trying to get her hips in a decent position. And then she'd cry afterwards.

>>29503196
Would you like to turn on Sticky Keys?

>>29503260
>expecting fat, basement NEETs having contact with women

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>>29503186
Hey it's my first time too how about she's gentle as well?

>>29503275
>wanting contact with 3dpd

>>29503260
Nah not always, some girls hips move on their own. My first did, I'm 80% sure I was her first.

As for the terrible blowjob, I know that feel.

>>29503299
>I'm 80% sure I was her first.
What do you mean? Don't girls bleed if its their first first time? Am I missing something here?

>>29503633
This is bait.

>>29503674
What? You say that as if most people that browse /mlp/ or 4chan in general have had sex before.

>>29503693
No but I would assume they had sex ed.

>>29503633
>Don't girls bleed if its their first first time?
No. Girls bleed if their hymen breaks, which may happen during intercourse, but not always. It can also break for other reasons. Horseback riding being a top reason.

>>29503714
Ah, I had no idea that could happen. Thanks for the explanation, anon.

>>29503714

"horseback riding" is slang for 'I fooled around with chad and let him pop me but it doesn't count for *reason* so I'm totally still a virgin tehe'

>>29503186
After a diamond ring and a huge marriage?
Less with time goes by.

>>29503186
I'd be anything but gentle.
First, I'd roughly grope and fondle her breasts and butt, make her unf. Then, I'd slip my hands under her shirt and in her pants, jam my fingers in her pussy and tweak her nipples, make her whine. Then I'd tear her clothes off and rough-house with her naked body. We then proceed to have rough, gorilla sex until she screams.

tl;dr: I'm not gentle.

>>29503186
I mean, probably.

no.

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>>29503186
>NO HOOVES

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>>29503260

>And then she'd cry afterwards.

We can cry together.

>>29503753
t.eye contactless virgin.

>>29503899
As someone who makes a hobby of hunting and beating the shit out of virgins, you just revealed yourself as a virgin. Society hates your kind almost as much as I do. Good luck.

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>>29504127
Go to bed, Timothy.

>>29503919
Check this guy out.
He's so tough, I bet he orders his tendies extra spicy.

>>29503186
No.
I'd piss on her and leave.
Fuck Scitwi.

>>29503919
>as someone who makes a hobby of hunting and beating the shit out of virgins
Your hobby is self harm?

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>>29504634

>>29503186
I wouldn't fuck Scitwi.
I don't want a sniveling little girl who is on the verge of tears the whole time and has no idea what she's doing and just lays there.
I want a women who participates and isn't afraid to take charge.

>>29503186
>gentle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8EPMeu1X8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfzxQIhdcPA

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>>29504668

>>29504668
she'll get there in time, at least she's not fluttershy 2.0 anymore. in loe she wasn't even trying to hide how much she wanted to go crazy on timber's cock, didn't look like the kind of girl who just lays there

>>29504698
This is what I want.
Either Sunset, Rarity or maybe Ponks.
I want a women that would really enjoy it.
>>29504703
She is still too shy and weak-willed for me. I don't like cowards. With Timber, it doesn't seem like she wants to fuck him, but rather was just summer love. She seems too innocent to the actual idea of sex.

>>29503260
muh eckspeariunce

fuggin aint worth it unless you bring home an std

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>>29504731
>doesn't seem like she wants to fuck him

idk mate, she looked pretty horny. webm related is the closest thing to "i wanna fuck" the franchise has ever gone

but i agree she's still too shy, that's my main complaint about scilight

>>29504731
>I want a woman who would really enjoy it
But that would mean it's consensual

>>29504780
She's a slut.
I wanna punch her in her face and break her glasses.
>>29504788
Call me what you want, but reluctant sex is a massive turn off for me.

>>29503707
Unless it's really shitty sex ed the school I went to did the whole "if ya do it it will fall of and you die" kind of shit. And don't even get me started on the assemblies I really would have drank bleach instead

>>29503192
But will you be fucking HER asshole?

>>29503186
Why is there so many cucks on /mlp/
She's literally one of the few characters in MLP franchise already taken by some dude with green hair.

>>29505072
>taken
Unless Timber comes back in the next movie and a relationship with SciTwi is reinforced, then there really is nothing more to their intersctions than some passing, forgetable and unimportant enfatuation.
And she is single unless stated otherwise.

>>29505109
>t. Butthurt Scitwifag
They almost kissed. They would've if it wasn't for Gloriosa.
She's a slut, Anon.

>>29505144
Almost, just like your mother almost loves you.

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>>29505165

>>29503186
Virgins are fucking messy. Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is to get blood off your sheets?

>>29505174
then fuck in a shower, sheesh!

>>29505174
Get her wet you mong.

>>29505198
Scrubs that post on this site don't know how to actually please a girl. Don't bother trying to teach them.

>>29503919
Edgy

>>29503186

>you wouldn't make it an educational, loving experience even if it turns energetic

An experienced man who ruins a virgin lover should feel a decade of shame for his clumsy destruction of libido.

Obviously, you're as gentle or as pounding as your lover asks for. The first time is a great time to find out what they enjoy, then the rest of the time is best found what positions are perfect for enjoying it.

>>29505708
Spoken like a true gentleman.

>>29503753

You're a special kind of idiot, aren't you?

My sister broke hers, bleeding and all during gymnastics practice.

>>29504634

I bet he's got a bruised dick right now because he can't get off with anything that hasn't at least been slapped full force a few times.

He's a virginal hatesexer who follows up every time some attractive woman tells him to go fuck himself.

>>29503186
I will not.

>>29503186
>First time
>After taking Timber's huge uncut wood
Lmao

>>29506315

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>>29503186
She browses the eqg equivalent of 4chan, you really think she hasn't put horse dildos in her vagoo? Come on man.

>>29505109
She consider him as her boyfriend. They going to fuck in future movies.

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I want to release so much of my seed inside her throat it comes shooting out her nose in bucket amounts.

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>>29505708

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Ha,no

>>29505174
Not as much as the pain I'll leave in her ass

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>>29503186
Not sure. I mean It would be my first time to so I don't really know what qualifies as gentle.

>>29510118

The obvious solution is having a long study session with SciTwi.

And experimenting. For science. I mean, deflowering a virgin is itself a release of magical power, and it's literally having your first time be with a magical girl. Screw up your first screw and you might end up with a literal semen demon.

No pressure, right?

>>29510118
Flip her on her belly and ram your raging erection in her tight butthole and listen to her yell

>>29510171
I...uh I need green of this.

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>>29503260
>then she'd cry afterwards
>>29504668
>sniveling little girl who is on the verge of tears the whole time

My dick needs a green of SciTwi having an awful first time with an uncaring anon

>>29503919
>society reshaped by the Elite hates virgin
>implying it isn't going to collapse
I got meself a virgin wife and taught her sociology. Good feel when she reiterates how promiscuity ruins civilization.
Get fucked, last phase.

>>29503260
>toothy blowjob
I know this pain. Feels super bad, man. I didn't even fuck her in the pussy because I was aching so much and she had the personality of Fluttershy mixed with a tree stump.

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>>29512422
>Toothy blowojobs
They sound like they could be hot, but definitely aren't.

>>29512736
A tiiiny bit of light grazing is ok. But only if she goes right back to form afterwards, that shit can hurt

>>29503186
Fuck no, this campaign isn't for the faint of heart.

>>29503186
No, I'm using extreme force when I hide this shitty thread

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Oh yes, at least until the foreplay is done. Still gonna be plenty of pounding though.

>>29505174
i got my brother mattres afther he die and still have blood from wen he pop his girlfriend cherry

>>29513449
just include me in the screencap

>>29513449
Ayy lmao

>>29504672
RIP Toybox

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>>29505708
Top 100 of the current posts on this shitheap of a board. Not even fucking memeing.

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>>29503239
>this

It's hard to make gentle but I'll do my best

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>>29513246
>15-20 min

Nigga u wouldnt last 1

>>29503186

>>29503239
So you've never read countless stories on how to have sex, looking at countless fanfictions in your free time and taking notes from the lewd ones?
O-Or is that just me?

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Built to please men in the most lewd ways possible.

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>>29503186
>It's her first time she tells you
>Well okay, guess you'll take it slow
>Let her set the pace to begin
>When she's more comfortable you'll start doing your thing.
>Thankfully it's not your first time
>You're no Chad thundercock but you have intimately known a few women.
>Twilight starts undressing
>Her perk nipples are pressing against her overly girly bra
>She shuffles her waist and pulls down her skirt.
>Her panties match
>Nice
>You start pulling off your top and as your head is covered you hear Twi make shuffling noises
>Is she nervous you ask yourself, well first time is always strange and exciting I wouldn't be surprised.
>You look at her eyes
>She's not nervous
>She's hungry
>She looks at you like a starving lion would look at piece of meat
>Her body is shaking in anticipation
>Her chest is rapidly rising and falling and you can practically see her hot breath
>She jumps at you, the force of her hitting you sends you backwards onto her bed
>Wasting no time you throws her legs around your pelvis and desperately grinds against your cock still trapped beneath your jeans
>she's already moaning
>You can feel your jeans getting damp
>She's crazily trying to rip your belt off to get at your dick
>This shit just got wild.
>She grabs your head in her small slender hands and forces you to look at her
>"Take off your pants, right fucking now." She says with absolute command in her voice
>You do as she says without looking away.
>You also have the distinct feeling tomorrow will be a very slow and sore day.
>at the sight of your dick Twilight, being the completely sane person she is doesn't bother to pull her panties down
>She simply rips them clean in half
"That seemed unnecessary."
>"I'm never going to need panties with you around Anon." She laughs as her lips kiss against yours and she slams her raw pussy down on your cock
"Fucking hell Twi."
>She just laughs as she grinds your dick harder and harder.

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>>29517398
>Estrus-Twi

>>29517398
This is going to hurt my pee pee isn't it?

>>29510171

>You never thought a girl dappled with biosensors would be that attractive. Then again, you never expected that's all they'd be wearing under a nightie.

>Or that Sunset Shimmer would be in the room next door with at least three Crystal Prep labs worth of monitoring equipment.

>you are Anon, and you've been Sunset Shimmer's "cooler" for the past few months ever since that crazy day with all the magic and holes and monsters and stuff

>the more magic that leaked through, the more side effects on Equestria High's all-horsey-squad kicked in...

>including the birds and the bees, equine-style
>turns out combining a magical estrus cycle with teenage girl libidos is a little ridiculous to handle without help
>it also turns out magical alicorn girls who sneeze during orgasm can blow a hole in your car roof, but you just told the insurance guy a meteor hit your back seat
>it wasn't too far off from the truth
>Sunset was kinda hoping it wouldn't spread to the other girls, but Twilight?
>apparently magical not-horse-but-horsey girls also have the same issue
>you're the only male around that's ever dealt with this and Flash apparently jumped town for a security gig with some "Cadenza" chick, so...

>Yeah. Mostly naked very nervous barely legal highly magical girl in a granny nightgown that goes down to her knees. And lots of sticky purple spots.
>Someone might fap to this, but it probably would be you. You know "bombshell" isn't just a nickname for Rarity's bras when it comes to girls like this.

>>29519342

>That would be because most people wouldn't willingly stick their dick in a power socket
>Poor Twilight looks...well, she looks like she stuck a fork in the same plug
>hairs sproinging out in odd places, wild-eyed behind the glasses from all the hyperventilating
>maybe that's from the estrus, maybe it's because she's about to lose her virginity for science and sanity
>the room looks like a Saddle Arabian harem
>big pillows, fuzzy silky throw blankets, bean bags the size of a small boulder
>and a decent sized TV plus speakers
>there's relaxing music playing and that new Bill Neigh show still going on the screen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-_HKOcYBK8

>>29513246
No one on this board would last 5 minutes. You are all oversensitive from lack of sex. And masturbation will make it worse since actual experience will turn you into a quick shot.

>>29519429

"H-hi, Anon! I mean, hello and thank you for being my research assistant!"

>You're wearing no shirt and a comfy pair of lounge pants. Rarity confirmed most of the romance novels Twi "borrowed" under her bed featured the same sort of thing

>she goes for the handshake
>it's like she strapped a joy buzzer on each finger, but you're used to the tingle from when Sunset's been without all week
>another few hairs end up at right angles to Twilight's head
>she's been "without" for almost a month now with no signs of stopping
>"I'm very happy to help one of Sunset's friends, especially one who manages to pull off white lace with purple EKG monitors like that."
>A few hairs actually settle back down as she giggles, even if she's having trouble stopping the giggles.
>Or the hugging. When did she start with the hugging? Or the butt grabbing?
>Hello, Little Anon. Good morning, try not to drill a hole in her belly button when you get up.
"He's so warm, Sunset! Is he always this cuddleable?"
>Sunset's voice replaces the music briefly
~"Anon, remind me to tell you about a quaint Trottingham tradition after this."
>You'd say something, but Twilight Sparkle is too busy attempting to map out your gluteal structure with her fingers.
>And your chest. With her nose. And lips.
>"Um, Sunset? You might want to start recording."
~"Already on it. You owe me an all-night cuddle session for having to watch this, you know!"
>Like the Anon does Twilight Show is gonna be that bad a show for her to watch, you've seen her bookmarks
>whoops, hands have breached the underpants zone! Danger! Danger!
>you bodily pick up the now drooling Twilight and carry her over to the beanbag
"But....but.....BUTT STUFF!"
>"Butt stuff soon, Twilight Time now."
>the beanbag dimples as you add your weight to the fluffy lovesack, curling almost protectively around Twilight in a full-body snuggle
"Mmmm...."

>>29519597
i like where this is going

>>29519463

Speak for yourself, permavirgin. This horsefucker's already a widower.

>>29519597

>You can tell the difference- Sunset is more like getting into a hot tub a little too fast, but Twilight makes your skin feel like you're standing under a waterfall
>she's just as bad a cuddle slut, though
>you just hold each other for ten minutes or so, getting into a curled up spoon while trying not to poke her pert yet padded backside too much, making small talk and getting a rogue adhesive patch reattached
>your ears "pop" a little as you can feel the magical pressure equalize a bit after finding an outlet
~"Ready for a little erogenous zone testing, Twilight?"
*squeak*
>Either Fluttershy snuck in or Twilight needs to lubricate her vocal cords
>You did make sure there was sports drinks for afterwards. And lube. For other parts.
>"We're going to start from the top, Twilight."
>and with that, you nose aside a few purple strands of hair and nibble on an ear, the faint scent of otherworldly ozone tickling your senses
>her hands grab onto one of yours for dear life and locks it firmly against her thinly-clad waist
"Ahhh....Anon!"
>she's about ten degrees warmer as her skin flushes down to her neck and probably beyond
>you just rest your lips behind one ear and reach up for what you expect to find...
>...yep, second set of pony ears on top, just like Sunset
>your free hand works it's skritching magic, and Twilight loses coherency as you double-team her with ear nibbles on the first set and a gentle pressure on the second
>long practice chewing gum and walking at the same time proves fruitful in ways you never imagined in elementary school
>a few minutes of your work has Twilight Sparkle puddled next to you, babbling occasionally in words that might be your name and possibly moving again next geological period
>"Twilight?"
"Mmmrhm? No stoppy with the ear thing..."
>"Can I have my other hand back?"
"No. Mine."
>"You asked for it..."

>>29519833

>your hand curls into it's dreadful form and five spears of power stab into Twilight's soft, vulnerable belly
"GHEEEHEEHEHEHEHEEEEE*SNORT*EEEEEEEE!"
>Twilight in a tickle-fit dances spastically, all four limbs not quite ever coming close to co-ordinating as she fails miserably to escape your clutches
*wheeze* "Haaaaaaaa~"
>She's not exactly as fit as Sunset, either. A minute and a half is enough to get her flopping like a beached trout, gasping for breath
>she's too busy finding out about the sweet joys of air when your hand switches from cruel claw to stroking it's way down her leg, and you crook your head a bit awkwardly down to nuzzle into her collarbone...and then nibble on the side of her neck for good measure
>Twilight, as it turns out is definitely into being petted. And something is flicking you in the belly button...
>...you used to wonder if they had really good prosethetic tails before you started hanging out with Sunset, but the wiggling one trapped between you is definitely attached, veiling Twilight's slightly chubby butt even as it lifts her nightie in search of freedom.
>It's all that's keeping her decent down there, because Twilight is most definitely commando. And perky. A tad bit nipply. Not that Sunset's aren't loveable, but...

*PEW*

"Oops!"

>there's now two smouldering holes in her nightie and a matching pair of scorch marks on the wall
>making out with magical girls definitely has it's risks, you've decided

>>29520016

>Before the panic sets in...
>"And now that we've successfully discharged the nipple lasers..."
>you reach under the slightly blackened patch and get a feel for the territory
"W-w-what las Oooohmygosh."
>They're still hard enough to cut glass and hot at the tips, but this isn't going to stop you
>It's easy to cup one entirely in your hand and tease a nipple, wisps of glittery smoke puffing out from Mount Sparkle
>you murmur wordlessly behind her as you sit her up on your lap, both hands working on getting to second base for all they're worth
>Twilight's hands seem to be occupied a bit lower, but you're too busy giving her what's going to be some epic hickeys to look
>...until something soft slides it's way into your pants and, for lack of a better word, polishes your crotch like a chamois cloth to the family jewels
>you can't help the moan that escapes your lips or the way your hands clutch a bit as you realize that Twilight is a natural at giving guys a tailjob.
>Silky hairs swirl down your half-removed pants, getting slicker as they harvest the precum dribbling from your cock to lubricate the grip
>"F-fuck that's amazing!"
>your hands stay high, hers are working furiously low and you lose track of time in a haze of groping each other like only two very horny teenagers can until a shudder runs through Twilight's body and sparks fly
>Literally. From Twilight's crotch. Purple fucking sparks shower a few pillows as she leans back and wails out an orgasm. Or possibly
"Ahhhhhhnooonnnn!"
>Annnd that's the first inning for Little Anon, as her tail has your cock trapped between her thighs and it's not taking no for an answer, milking out an eruption of semen
>which then gets zapped with magical girl cum
>you'd never expected to smell your own burning semen, but it stinks as bad as you might have expected
>the two of you tumble off the beanbag as sparks and smoke begin to combine ominously

>>29520312

>the door pops open as the smoke alarm begins to beep and Sunset rushes in with a fire extinguisher to hose down the beanbag
>this would not be the first piece of seating you've managed to set on fire during sex
>you just hold onto Twilight while the dust settles and Sunset manages to prevent The Towering Sexual Inferno
~"Anon? Burning the bed down?"
>And you watch as she passionately kisses Twilight. No sisterly stuff here, lots of tongue and definitely a bit of slobbering, but they're both into it.
>You? Definitely into it.
~"That was the hottest fucking tailjob I have seen since I snuck Celestia's "Dock Lovers" out from under the royal mattress. I want lessons later, you sexy mare."
"M-mare?"
~"Um, woman! Sorry!"
>she ends up diving for Twilight's tonsils again
~"Not sorry! Really sorry-not-sorry-um-you-two-keep-going!"
>and with that, she drags the charred beanbag out of the door. A few minutes of afterglow and holding Twilight later"
~"All good here!"
>at least one bottle of lube is distinctly missing from the shelf. Must have been damaged during all the ruckus. Too bad, the bacon-flavored lube is Sunset's favorite...
>Fortunately, there's still plenty of big pillows. And towels. You did need a few while Twilight went into full technobabble mode with Sunset over the intercom.
>It gave you time to check for any third-degree dick burns or weird added body parts. And to check out Twilight's ass and it's added accessory
>Her tail is matted with your cum and has a few scorch marks near the tip, and you can't help getting up with a clean towel and a few baby wipes to run through the mess
"Eeep!"
~"Anon, the data shows that Twildork has a very sensitive badonkadock."
>And that's how you end up on a pillow, cleaning Twilight's sticky backside while she makes happy noises with her face half buried in another one to keep the squeeing from breaking more equipment

>>29517398
>I'm never going to need panties with you around Anon
Oh my

>>29504634
dam

>>29520549

>every time she kicks her heels up a bit from the pull on her tail, you get a glimpse of Twilight's mound
>it's puffy under a bit of magneta fluff
>you can't help playing with her ass just to get her to wiggle some more, admiring the view
>stretching out naked next to her, you act like a decent boy toy and draw random doodles with your fingernails on her back, which becomes demands for backrub, which becomes you straddling her ass rubbing her shoulders while her tail randomly doodles across your belly and crotch
>you can't say she's a slow learner as your dick recovers from it's previous ordeal and presses itself between those asscheeks each time you lean forward
"Anon?"
>"Yeah?"
"I'm really happy Sunset found you. And you said yes."
>"I'm really happy myself!"
>Again with the girly giggles
"And...I want you to show me how you make Sunset that kind of happy. If...if you don't mind sharing?"
>"Sunset, dear? Can we pencil Twilight in for a hot threesome next Friday?"
~"Wiseass. I suppose we can fit her in if we cut our mad fillyfooling affair a half-hour short. Now, are you two gonna actually do it before I run out of batteries over here?"
>you kiss Twilight between her shoulder blades and move over to let her flip over, but-
"Anon? It's kinda scary, thinking about seeing...y'know...that...going in there..."
>This is the girl that just managed titty lasers and a vaginal flamethrower. And she's scared of you putting anything in there?
"...could you...maybe from behind so I don't get nervous about seeing it go in?"
>...you've had stranger requests. Sunset and what she does with those sugar cubes...
>"Okay. But I'm warning you first."
>A little Luna-Glide, with some time to let it warm up in your hands, and you slide one finger under her tail, letting it drizzle lube down the crack before finding it's way further.
>You give her a thorough treatment on the outside until the puffy lips are glistening and Twilight is beginning to pant into the pillow.

>>29521068

>A few minutes of rubbing her thighs and a bit of literal butt-kissing later, you have Twilight Sparkle ass-in-the-air with her tail waterfalling down to veil a wet, slippery-looking passage.
>You are so hitting that.
"Anon? Am I...am I good?"
>"When we're done, Sunset may even say you're best pony."
>And having lined up while Twilight Sparkle is having her last moments of virginal life, you slide the first inch or so into that hot sweet thing until you can feel what has to be her hymen pressing against the head of your condom-wrapped cock.
"Eep! S-stop!"
>Not that having just the tip in doesn't feel great, but that's not the idea here. Nor does Twilight's pussy think so, either.
"Ssssssok, a little more..."
>You don't even have to move as she presses back slowly, stretching the barrier you can feel just inside and-
"OWIE!"
>gives way to let your dick slide almost effortlessly in
>and the world seems to vanish save for the horny girl who is grinding herself against your crotch
"~ahhhhhh...."
>I mean, you're seeing bright lights and stuff but you're focused on grabbing Twilight's hips and humping her like there's no tomorrow
>the world shrinks to nothing more than two lovers, like sinking into a pool of molten lust
>then it blinks and vanishes and things get really, REALLY weird
>you're having sex on a field of stars, and Twilight isn't noticing much while you do, but you can't help but notice the only other things you can see are an orange and a purple horse getting it on in the distance
>Serious Discovery Channel shit, but Sunset had warned you might see weird things here
>So you ignore the horsefucking in favor of the woman fucking, because Twilight Sparkle is definitely a woman now, and
"More, more, mooooore! I can see starrrrrs!
>someone is gonna have serious aheago face after this, and it might not just be you
Fifteen minutes or so of plowing this field and your balls have that familiar pull that tells you it's time to pull out or nut in...

>>29521286

>...and you're good with the latter
>You halt Twilight's frantic pumping by pulling her tight against your pulsing cock, spurts of Anon batter being contained in it's rubber sheath
"Ohhhh, my....gossssssshh....fuuuuuuuuck!"
>Uh-oh, Twilight said a naughty word. The world might end or something.
>Orgasm three or so down the line for Twilight subsides, and you wait for the hallucinations to go away.
>I said, the hallucinations go away.
>The horses whinny as purple horse opens her wings wide and orange horse flaps furiously as he tries to stay inside, but slips out in a shower of come and various barnyard fluids
>Then you hear the voice
"For buck's sake, Flash! Our first time and you can't go two minutes AND you don't pull out?"
>"Hey, that's really funny Twilight! I didn't know you could throw your voice."
>Then you realize that Twilight is busy drooling into a miniature constellation, and the horses are looking at you.
-"Is that ANON? Dude, what are you doing here?"
>You don't know any orange winged talking horses.
"Oh sweet Celestia, did you just buck me? I mean, Twilight? I mean, the OTHER Twilight?"
>Or any purple winged talking horses. With a horn. Oh, this is getting really weird...

A WEEK LATER

"And that's when we found out you can only have sex with a virgin alicorn on the Astral Plane to prevent any magical accidents. Or if you're kinda sorta close."

END.

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>>29503186
I'll cook some eggs for her.

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"I told you we'd go all the way at camp, Anon."

>>29523121
But Twilight, am still virgin

>>29503919
I didn't realize there were so many total badasses on /mlp/ lol

>Being this much of a cuck

>>29523121
God my dick

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>>29503186
No.

>>29503186
I would be gentle for a little bit then speed up till her eyes roll back in her head.