My Massive Pony

>>29501824
Ponies like to lick Anons because they're salty sometimes

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12361040
Threadly poll.

>>29502343
This is actually a hard choice...

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>>29502596
As intended. Each has its own advantages and drawbacks.

>>29502343
I'm already a manlet so not much would change for me anyway. Good options all around though

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>>29502343
I agree with >>29502596

I'd probably opt for a super manlet stallion, because then at least I can have wings or magic ability. Also, you never said I couldn't make myself smaller! Take that loopholes!

>>29502778
>>29502634
>>29502626
I opted for astral projection because it wasn't permanent and I could get tons of unaware fun

>>29502343
>0 votes for flutterfacesitting

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>>29503613
That'd be my first choice, but it happens too infrequently.

Much better to become the manlet pone and woo her. Then get her to sit on your face.

>>29501824
What do you get when you cross autism with cringe?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IX9lnM1Hj4k

>>29501857
>Tfw writing a prompt
>Starts getting out of hand and looking more like a green itself
I was spposed to be doing homework when i started it dammit, oh well, here we go again

>You woke up early again
>Soon there will be too much snow for you to do anything without assistance
>So you eat your breakfast and go for your morning run
>You re Anonymous, and Equestria has been hell
>Not because the weather or the challenge it is to live here
>Well partially the second, but mostly because of the sheer size of everything
>When a purple pony found you, you were terrified
>You could hear and take notes of her saying that you were half hoof tall compared to ponies 10 hooves average and some other gibberish
>Aparently she was doing some kind of Science on you
>You didnt hear much more as you passed out as the happy pony face stood inches from you, with a grin that covered your whole vision
>When you woke up, luckily, your conversation was minimal as she gave you a doll house that barely got up to her knees
>Afterwards, when you felt better, she sent you on your way
>Which is to say, threw you and your new home off the window
>Well, she actually carefully placed everything right after her doorstep but still
>At least you didnt call her a horse
>Aparenty ponies take offense to that, as you learnt from a cream colored pony with blue and pink hair
>Soon after being kicked with your new home you went inside to check it out
>But not long after, the ground shook as this new pony sat down right beside the window
>Somehow she decided to sit in the perfect place to block any sun from coming throught
>Like the reasonable human you are, you asked her to leave in the most polite way you know
>Which meant that you went outside right next to her and shouted:
"Hey, take this full moon away from my window you filthy horse!"
>And then you punched her rear for good measure

>>29504861
>Though you re not sure if it had any effect as almost your entire arm sunk inside the soft wall
>You also learned to respect them a lot more, as a hoof crashed from the sky right behind you, making you scram and hug the closest thing to you
>Which was her plot you had just punched
>"What did you just call me?"
"F-filthy?
>"Not that, afterwards"
>Her massive hoof was slowly dragging its way towards you, leaving you with nowhere to run
>Scared of the worst and confused you felt compeled to reply
"Uhh...horse?"
"Yes, that" - she said, pinning you to her soft cush and slightly grinding you there - "Dont call us that"
>She rubbed you in a way that you think she may ve been actually trying to pet you, but still...
>"We re ponies, you re lucky i m feeling nice today and that you re cute, but dont call us horses again okay?"
>With that she let go of you and stood up
>You were frozen as her massive legs walked right over you, one of her back legs even staying low enough to give you a last petting
>But before getting completelly past, she stopped again
>"Oh and one more thing, dont touch a mare's cutie mark like that, you may send her wrong signals of what you want"
>With that her massive tail hairs moved towards you
>With no way to run you just decided to handle it like a fly getting swept in the same way
>You were surprised when they carefully brushed your body as if she was teasing you
>That day you stayed inside, not leaving once
>After thinking on your life choices, you settled on never caling them horses ever again

>>29504871
>There had been a slight increasing problem of you staring at their backsides though
>But either the ponies didnt mind or they didnt care
>They already walked around naked anyway
>But...where were you again?
>Right why Equestria was hell to you
>The sheer size of everything meant that you could barely do anything yourself
>You cant lie that often you got into bizarre situations
>Like when a temporary neighbor of yours, Roseluck, knocked on your door asking if you had some salt to share
>First of all, you didnt saw many places that sold salt since you got here
>Secondly, why would you ever have enough salt to share with a pony as big as she is
>You could even sleep inside the ‘small’ cup she was asking for!
>Still most of the time your temporary neighbors were the ones to supply your doll house with everything too
>Heck, as it is you may as well be the towns pet right now
>But you valued your indenpendence, so you also have been working out daily to achieve it
>Like, now you can even wake a pony up, all by yourself
>Well, more like make them acknowledge your existence before blowing you away while half-asleep
>But now, your next step will be a big one
>You will survive winter and the metric tons of snow that it brings
>All by yourself
>No need to be brought to a random pony house and waiting it to be over this time
>You can do it, you can feel it

>>29504880
>All your hopes and dreams come crashing down as a blue shape flies at insane speeds in your direction
>Before you can do anything, all her four hooves land around you
>With you being right on the middle of them you took the full force of the shockwave, sending you airborn for a while before tumbling down
“Dammit Dash, stop using me as landing pratice”
>”Cmon Anon, help me here, i gotta train my accuracy with something and the smaller the best, you know that”
>”Also is that a way to greet your training buddy? Cmon”
>You knew she wanted to help, seeing how much you were working out
>But its not like you could do any of the feats she asked for
>It started with moving her by tugging her tail
>Then moved to lifting her hooves while she was laying down
>That ended with your sleeping pony experiment at least
>In the end you decided to massage her flanks after she got bored and went for her nap
>You worked on your strenght and could appreciate this pony’s back
>It was just so impossibly big you cant even
>Well, it was actually kinda fit compared to other mares but still, more than enough meat for you

>>29504891
>”Dash to Anon, anyone there?”
>She was already laying down in front of you, hooves ready to boop at a moments notice
>You got booped with a force of Thousand suns and exploded!
>At least you wish sometimes, it was just the regular friendly boop that often broke your nose
>You were fine this time though, even if with some pain
“So you thought of anything we should try today?”
>”Aww yea! So hear me out, i was thinking, you cant lift my foreleg right? But how about lifting my head?”
“Huh?”
>”You know, my head, its smaller and probably lighter for you to try”
“Eh we can try, dont think i can do it thou”
>Dash lowered her face to the ground, her huge eyes following your every movement
>You now knew that ponies wouldnt eat you from since when Twilight experimented on you
>But you still couldnt help but move to her cheek instead of going strajght on
>”Ugh cmon Anon, how many times must we tell you that we re not going to eat you?”
“Not enough times, that s how much”
>”Just...just do it from the front will you? I wanna watch and help if something comes to mind”
>Yea sure, just like all the other times she fell asleep
>Still, you obliged and moved in to the front of her muzzle
>Right when you arrived her tongue shot out and licked you head to toe
>You stood there, unmoving, not knowing what to do
>”Whoa Anon dude...you re like, so salty”
“R-Rainbow...Fuck you dude, you said you wouldnt eat me!”
>”And? I didnt eat you, it was just a lick, HAH you should see your face”

>>29504897
>You just kept your angry face, still not knowing what to do of the situation
>”Chillax Anon, its a compliment really, you taste pretty nice”
>Aand she was biting her lower lip now...great
“This is not really encoraging you know”
>”Best i can do, sorry. Hey how about another lick?”
“What? Fuck no, i m not a lolli-“
>You get cut out as Dash tongue envelops you in a much throughtout lick
>Considering the light change you think you may ve been pulled inside her mouth once or twice
>After a while she finally lets go of you with a content sigh
>Her cheeks and eartips are a deep crimson coloras if she was drunk
>You just lay in the ground, thinking on what you could ve done to deserve this
>Maybe the plot massages?
>Definetly the plot massages
>”Hey...Anon......where are ou staying this wwinter?”
“Home...why?” – you really cant find the strengt anymore to make full sentences
>”Great, lets go then”
>She then picked you in her mouth and flew to her home, sucking every once in a while
>And it s been like that every winter since then
>Dash, giving Anon her assistance for winter
>And Anon, giving Rainbow Dash her daily dose of salt
>Thankfully Twilight noticed Rainbow Dash’s odd behavior when close to Anon
>So she prohibited her to ever get close to him again, since she was addicted to his taste
>Sure, it didnt help when Twilight did it too out of curiosity
>But in the end, Rainbow still had dibs every winter

The End

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>Tmw you notice you cant write drunk characters for shit and has to make it as minimal as possible

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>>29502343
I bet Celestia would take good care of me.

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What would your favorite pone taste like?

>>29504310
Well good night, son. Uh dad? Yeah? What is the mind? Is it just a system of impulses or is it something tangible? Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. Hehehe. Uh, thanks dad. Good night, son. Good night, Lisa. Good night, mom. Sweet dreams. Thanks mom. Sleep tight. I will mom. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Bed bugs? Rock-a-bye baby in the treetop/when the wind blows the cradle will rock/when the bell brakes the cradle will fall/and down will come baby cradle and all. Sweet dreams. We may be the best parents in the world. Mmm, good night dear. Good night. THAT WAS PRETTY FUCKING SHIT!

>>29502343
>all options have you being small
>no options for legit bighorse
Fuck you

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>>29505617
Next time anon.

>>29505572
Marshmallow frosting.

>>29505572
Hair and horse.

>>29504905
Please tell me someone pastebin'd this

>>29506195
t h i c c

>>29506196
http://pastebin.com/eBVWtRxp

>>29502626
This image does things to me

>>29507020
Thank

>>29507020
Could've at least fixed the typos

P9b

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How tiny would tinypone be if tinypone was tinypone to a tinypone?

>>29511428
like 8 tiny

>>29511428
Microscopic.
Source: Dude, trust me.

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>start big pon story in the morning
>get home later
>sit down to write
>will to continue: gone

Send me your bigpone thoughtwaves anons.

>>29507569
I actually fixed some grammar at first, but did some concordance changes now, dont expect much more than that

>>29513498
How about 'Anon in a jar', something that should never be opened for a reason and sold/bought a shady shop just like the one who sold the alicorn amulet

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>>29513498
What we're you up to?

Write that pic. Big Rainbow tries to continue being a Wonderbolt because dammit, she still needs to make a living somehow.

>>29513771
>Sold/bought <in> a shady shop
Little typo, too late to delete and repost

>>29501857
>>29504905
Horses don't use salt licks, anon. They're supposed to have salt buckets.

>>29513824
A Sonic Rainboom at that size...

>>29513771
>throughtout
Expectations reset accordingly.

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>>29516642

>>29504026
>>29502343
Same, I opted for super manlet in Equestria. That way, I could woo Fluttershy and do fun things with her.

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>>29516666
Eh, what can i say, always thought that was the right way so
Not being a native speaker sure sucks for the writefagging skill multiplier

Also have a big pony for your big numbers, checked

>>29520469
Not being a native speaker is the reason I gave up on writing bighorse. You could try the same, it hurts less than you'd think.

I'm thinking of making content. Is anthro cool here? Or just regular horse stuff?

>>29520850
Regular

Anthro pony is not allowed outside of >>>/trash/

>>29520850
You can't post it directly, but I like anthro. I think it's worth giving it a test run. Just throw it up on imgur or something and link it.

>>29520850
I like anthro bighorse a lot It's why I made an anthro OC but yeah, you're going to have to link it if you want to share.

>>29520850
>Anthro
Id prefeer full pone or human tbqh
Surprised we dont have any Anon hiking on a big pone crotchboob after this long, so here's a /r/

>>29520850
I'm cool with anthro

>>29520493
All you guys need is a willing editor.

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>>29523629
>No wings

>>29523759
It was a simpler time. A better time.

>>29523947
idk, wings made twilight bigger.

>>29520850
Regular only here. No anthro.

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I want a giant catface Twi in my life...

>>29522990
>willing

>>29523947
'memba when Twilight was just a unicorn?
'memba when she still wrote to Celly?

>>29522265
How small would an anon have to be for that journey? Anything more than an ant would only take a few seconds.

>>29526391

He could probably just be milking it for all of its drama while blue-beaning his mare because she really wanted him to massage her teats but he's taking forever while narrating his "journey" in a bad David Attenborough impression.

>>29502343
>astral projection
>5 minutes of corporeal form
You could do a lot with this
You could use the few minutes of solid form to interact with pone or even do literally whatever you wanted because injuries/death is temporary
>You could get squished under as many hooves as you wanted and be back the next day

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Big princess.

is there any of rainbow with anon?

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>>29527970

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>>29526292
I wish Nips would draw more of those pones.

>>29526714
Can I change my vote? I should have thought this.

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>>29526714
>You could never start a meaningful relationship with a poner
>You'll forever be staring at a world which you can never touch
That sounds pretty depressing tbhfam. Sure you could fap for eternity, but as time went on it'd feel more and more hollow.

>>29530815
>You could never start a meaningful relationship with a poner
well, not exactly. you could use that five minutes to try gaining the poners attention and explaining everything.
maybe even in your astral form you could create smol poltergeists to send messages or just fuck with others

>>29530853
>Trying to build a relationship on 5 minutes a day
Good luck with that. You'd see more of facesitting Fluttershy every fortnight than you would in 2 weeks of 5 minute corporeal form.
>maybe even in your astral form you could create smol poltergeists to send messages or just fuck with others
Because that was never mentioned in the choice, you have to assume you can't.

Again, it's probably the best fapping choice. But knowing Equestria was real and that I couldn't be a bigger hue part in it would be hella depressing.

>>29530815
Well, who knows. Maybe we'll have true VR to experience the poners with. That is a very real possibility.

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>sundown will never draw bigpone

>>29531548
Sunibee will never draw bigpone

>>29531797
>Pencils will never draw bigpone

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>>29531853

does this count?

>>29531917

I mean... TECHNICALLY, yes?

>>29531917
Isnt that the page from the fo-shit comic? Feels like i missed something interesting in /mlp/ for once, did Pencils do that to get attention from IDW or what?

>>29531917
I thought this was just Glim being closer to viewer, isn't it?

>>29531853
>Alloy will never draw bigpone again

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>>29532151
Over the fucking line, shit HURTS

>>29531548
Maybe not, but I hope he doesn't stop with the facefuck pictures.

>>29530914
Think of it as speed dating
You have five minutes before your physical form disappears

>>29531548
>>29531797
>ywn be smothered in sundown AJ's incredibly fat ass, nor any one of sunibee bigpone's gigantic ponuts

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>>29531797
>Sunibee will never draw
FTFY

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>>29532915
>you will never forcibly shove sundown aj into a gigantic ponut up to her face, then throatfuck her to the verge of exhaustion

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>>29532915
>nor any one of sunibee bigpone's gigantic ponuts
Kill me now /senpai/

>>29532360
Alloy draws some seriously cute big pone

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derpibooru.org/1369313
derpibooru.org/1369317

>>29535205

What did Cadence mean by this?

>>29535205
unf.
That's some damn good animation.

>>29535065
*Drew

>>29536830
I'm sure he'll horse again some day...

>>29535065
agreed

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>>29535205

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>>29535205

>>29539030
Why is Big Macintosh vore so fucking common to find in fanart and fanfics?

>>29539141
Who knows.

>>29501824
How do you fuck that... thing?

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I did a thing. Here's the synopsis.

Starlight and Spike get zapped with a whole mixture of powerful magic, then slowly wind up turning into dragon pony hybrids. Eventually, they wind up growing humongous and fucking each other.


http://www.fimfiction.net/story/314264/hybrid

>>29540250
>Contains: unshorn fetlocks
Degenerate filth.

>>29539030
So much uuunnnnffff

>>29540250
Mega macro ain't usually my cup of tea, but that was hot af. Good work, I'll hold off on pointing out the logical and physical impossibilities. This time...

>>29539877
Wetsuit and a snorkel.

>>29543436
Nah you'd need an atmospheric diving suit to withstand the pressure.

Bonus points if it's one of those old time-y ones.

>>29543467
where does the hose go

>>29544089
To the clutches of another bigpone who is forever tempted to just let the lifeline go

>>29544100
>trusting biggers
It's like you're asking for everything bad that happens.

>>29540250
>Both giant
That just ruins the point though.

>>29544288
this
never trust a bigpone

>>29541596

Worst part is, even with me saying that, there were still three fucking people who felt the need to point something out.

>>29545098
Nerds gonna nerd.

>>29544887
What about a small pone?

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>>29545875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrjStSqu_w4

>>29545098
But you didn't square cube properly even though the entire scenario is impossible REEEEEEEEEEE

>>29547021

They bitch about shit like that, but completely ignore my Trogdor reference. Logic.

>>29547965
For what it's worth, I thought it was a fantastic read.

>>29545920
Hey gote, i know you re lurking, can we see some filly nim?

>>29548150

Aw, thanks. I appreciate that.

>>29548382
You're welcome. It was a much more entertaining read than I was prepared for. I could perfectly picture that last bit with Twilight.

>>29549503
What kind of transformer is this?

>>29550866
That's Megafaggot

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>>29541186
I'll have you know that fuzzy fetlocks are love

>>29549503
>Eriadu posted it 1 day after the ELAOWF ended
Bad timing, I'm putting it in queue for the next one.

>>29551383
Yes they are. But horns are not.

When do we put together a party of bigpon champions to vanquish the necromancer?

>>29520850
Anthro is trash, regular horses only please.

>>29531946
No. In that scene, Glimmer, Spike, and Owlowicious all grew huge.

>>29540250
I got interested in this at first, but it becoming about sex was-

>>29541596
>mega macro is in it
Never mind, carry on Habitual, love your macro stuff.

>>29544288
>current year
>being this sizeist
wew.

>>29553225
>He never got booped by a bigger
Once you do you ll understand why we cant trust them man, you will understand...

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>>29554167
100% Supporting evidence of this claim

>>29554258
>20x more boop per boop
I'm not seeing the problem here.

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Alloy stream tomorrow.
Will there be ponies?
got 18:1 odds

>>29555195
I just want cute

>>29548164
Grumphorse a shit.

>>29557187
Your mom a shit.

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>>29557187
Grumphorse a cute, faggot.

>>29554258
das cute

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>Ultramare will never use your apartment complex as an improvised dildo

>>29562442
>Ultramare will never
>Ever again
;_;

>>29563315
Why you gotta be like that?

>>29563315
Why does anyone even care anymore?

>>29565014
>ywn swab her decks

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>>29502343
fuck these are some hard decisions

I wrote a little green intro to the 'Rarity does Manehattan' fic I said I was going to do... Truthfully, I know where I want to go with this, and it's going to turn absurd, but I like absurd. Posting it after this post.

>Manehattan, five after noon. Traffic on the streets was super busy, carriages rushing to and fro to take ponies and others to their lunch breaks. A small thudding noise was heard, which no one paid attention to, except it got louder and louder as the ground began to lightly shake.

>Traffic completely stopped as a large white hoof suddenly stepped out from a side street, landing on top of a carriage crushing it. The mare slowly pulled herself out. Her massive white form was obvious to everypony below. Some ponies took a look at her plot, seeing the triple aquamarine diamond cutie mark.

>Other noticable features, the purple styled mane and tail, her eyelashes. Everypony knew who this was, it was the Element of Generosity, Rarity. Though she was hardly Generous as she strolled out into traffic, and sat down, crushing another carriage under her plot, cracking it and flattening a pair of ponies underneath her.

>She grinned as she spread her hindlegs, revealing her nice wet marehood, it's obvious she was very turned on by this, as the ponies near her started to smell her arousal wafting over. They wondered what would cause her to do this, but then it was obvious.

>They thought it was some kind of new gemstone necklace, but it seemed to actually be radiating powerful dark magic from it, magic that seemed to be affecting the element's size and her intent.

>She reached over with a hoof, blocking the exit from a group of fleeing ponies as she dragged some of them over to her marehood, licking her lips. "Where do you think you're going, darlings~ I've got a very generous gift I want to share with you~"

>She began using the other hoof to slowly part her damp lips, the scent overpowering many of the ponies being drug to her precious parts. A few of them now wanted this as she shoved them inside, letting out a shuddering moan as she began to cram herself full of ponies, rubbing herself. "Yes~ That's... Exactly what... I want, Darlings~ Squirm~"

https://derpibooru.org/1374499

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>>29572123
>https://derpibooru.org/1374499
>See yellow butt, get excited
>Notice the tail
Fine then.

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>>29571511
We really do need more big dresshorse content. Perfect for the seduction of tiny poners.

Are you the guy from /hh/?

>>29572463
Yessir I am.

So, the story probably be the same pace as the other things I write. Somewhere between one to three posts a day if I can do it. Also, she's going to get super massive.

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>>29572490
Sounds good to me mate, not too many people do anything rough these days.

>>29572563
Right, well, I'm not afraid to do rough things. I'm not really afraid to do a lot of things, to be quite honest. I actually have a list of future greens that I want to do, which I'm gonna pastebin, and this was the next one on my list.

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>tfw hungover and feel sick, I just want to do this right now

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>>29574557
I feel you, anon. Got to that point where you just can't fall asleep last night. Would finally catch some Zs but there's work to be done and I just don't get comfy dreams these days.

>>29555195
I've got 33:1 for next weekend. Any takers?

Bump so thread doesn't archive when I'm continuing my green.

>>29571511
>Her breath gets heavy as she continues to rub her marehood, the ponies inside getting covered in her juices as she groans lightly. Most of the populace runs around screaming, fleeing, but a number of ponies stay to watch the white unicorn masturbate herself.

>She doesn't really care though about the onlookers, this isn't about them, this is about giving her satisfaction. Her hoof drifts over, picking up a carriage and giving a smirk as she shivers, feeling those squirm inside her. The one's inside literally getting covered in her wetness, but the problem is... it's just not enough.

>She rolls the carriage around like a toy car, positioning it in front of her cavernous marehood, before pressing it against her lips, and slowly inching it in like a lewd dildo. A shuddering groan leaves the unicorn's lips as she can feel the carriage trample a few ponies, crushing some against her walls, only bringing in more and more arousal. She gives a light grin as she just slams the carriage in and out of her folds, her wetness slowly leaking out on the street.

>Her moans continue to get louder, more erratic as she just begins violating herself with the carriage, uncaring of the fact that she's probably crushing all her inside passengers, the only thing on her mind right now is sweet, sweet release.

>After a few more moments of rough pounding, she hits her orgasm, giving a loud moan as she leans fully back. Her walls clench tightly due to the pleasure, snapping apart the carriage and crushing the ponies inside her against the walls, wood and broken bodies pouring out, splattering the street. She pants slowly, her eyes taking a look around as she breathes on a nearby carriage, speaking one word. "More~"

>Then, to the city's horror, she began to grow, her body increasing in size. Crowds fled before the expanding mare, but the mare's body overcame some of them, crushing them underneath her growing form as she whispered. "More~"

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>>29576580

>>29577053
Ah, you like, Anon?

Because... there will be more... after I'm done running this thing.

>>29575362
I think we might get something going if we all jumped on the stream and spammed "Pony"
Either that or we'll scare him away forever.

>>29576580
>The dress horse slowly sat up, the remains of carriages and broken bodies from her growth peeling off her as her necklace pulsated more with dark magic. She had seemed to finally stop growing, she must've been at least ten times bigger. Her entire five hundred foot frame moved around, crushing the entire street under her as she got up to her hooves.

>She slowly moved forwards, the arousal still burning through her, drips of her wetness splattering across the street, drowning those unlucky or lucky enough to be under her as she kept walking, slowly stalking the crowds that were trying to get away from her. She whispered in a hushed tone, but the sound was loud enough so they could all hear, "Mmm, darlings, I thought most of you liked a sexy mare~ Can you just not handle me~?" She stepped onto a crowd of fleeing ponies, feeling them crush under her hooves as she gave a small grin.

>Her eyes gleamed as she saw a small crowd duck into a small shop, taking a look over it. She licked her lips as she looked at it. It must've been a foot tall to her viewpoint. "Well... if you all want to run and hide in a building, I might as well make your last moments as fabulous as I can. I'm about to give you a very desirable moment~ I am feeling rather generous"

>She grins as she looms over the building, turning around so her marehood is lined up with it. The dress horse breathes hotly as she stands on her hind legs, bringing herself down. Her juices splatter the roof as she finally touches down, slowly driving the shop into her folds, letting out a warbling moan.

>The crowd of ponies inside thought they were safe, until they felt the quake increasing, hearing her speak as she slowly began starting. They thought she wouldn't, but they were wrong, soon after seeing the wet walls smearing as they enclosed the entire shop, sealing it in nothing but darkness. Glass shattered as the colossal mare just lightly clenched her walls, the building almost breaking from that alone.

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>>29580332
oh boy

>>29580332
something something keep this green all in the same thread something

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Do you prefer aware or unaware?

>>29580332
>She began forcibly riding the building, harder, her massive form engulfing it repeatedly, slamming into the ground. The ground shook at every slam she was giving it. A little bit of drool dripped out of her mouth as the seamstress continued to assault the building.

>The ponies inside the building did various things, curling up under tables praying to their princesses to save them. Some slipped on her arousal that was leaking quickly into the store. A few truly courageous ones took their risk by getting out of the building, which was probably the wrong move as they'd be popped against the building by the dress mare's walls.

>Sirens blared through the air as the Manehattan police department finally arrived at the scene, late as always. A brown earth pony grabbed a megaphone, yelling into it so the giant mare could hear him. "This is the Manehattan PD. Stop Masturbating using that building and give yourself up or we will have to use extreme force."

>They were so small to the white unicorn, so fragile, she couldn't help but give a smirk as she replied. "Alright... I'll stop~" She then slammed her hips down once more, letting out a loud moan as her drooling walls crushed the building in between them like it was nothing. Her sexual juices ran out, coating the street, giving a huge number of police ponies very wet and sticky hooves. A small panting laugh leaves the white mare as her body shakes and starts to grow once again, whispering. "I love Manehattan~"

>She slowly stood up on her hooves, leaving behind debris and unnoticeable bodies that no pony would be able to distinguish. The police underneath her were obviously frightened, but most stood their ground while the sane ones tried to flee. However, she was just too gargantuan, as she turned around, her massive plot casting a shadow over the entire force, and she slowly brought her massive growing cheeks down towards them.

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>>29582737
Unaware, obviously.

All the fun of getting smooshed by your desired body part, without all the obnoxious dialogue. Unless of course they're eating chips while they're *SMACKSMACK* WAYYY-TING!

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>>29583083

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>>29583452
It's responses in general that keep me wanting to write for you all.

So, thank you, and thanks to everyone who has commented and has dealt with my slow '1-2 posts a day' pacing ass, haha.

It'll be pastebinned when it's complete, but there's still a lot of inserting and growing to do for sure.

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>>29583532
It's nice to see some Rarity content, it kind of lives up to her name.

>>29583083
>One massive white unicorn flank versus the police force, they all get crushed underneath her ginormous expanding booty as she gives a light chuckle. "And they say I'm a fragile mare~ Looks like you couldn't handle my gorgeous body, darlings~"

>She grins to herself as her flank demolishes more and more, running and crushing buildings underneath it. Her body continues to grow and grow, even her sitting form starting to outgrow the tallest buildings in the city as she licks her lips, slowly moving around to get back on her hooves, standing up tall. Her body continues to expand until it reaches the height of five thousand feet tall.

>Her four separate hooves have all pinned down their own individual city blocks as she can't help but give a massive grin at her new size. "Mmmmm, this is quite exhilarating, little specks~ Do your new queen a favor and scream for her~" She then slowly begins strutting down the length of the city, crushing whole city blocks into nothing but craters of her hooves as she smirks. Her arousal still drips from her marehood, the mare wanting more and more. The drips impact the streets, flooding traffic and crowds alike, some of it even exploding against buildings and bringing them down on top of more ponies.

>The entire city screams and cries in despair as she listens carefully to them. In response, she opens her mouth to speak to them. "No~ I'm not going to stop~ You're all going to die fabulously~" She lowers her head down to the city, and breaths hotly. Even her hot breath blows away ponies and carriages, as she brings her head down, a hoof down in front of it to block traffic, smirking. "I wonder... Manehattan is such an elegant city... Do you all taste elegant~ One bite wouldn't hurt my figure, I think~" She uses her hoof to bulldoze a city block or two, using her magic to pick the debris up and bring it to her mouth. "Let's do a little city taste test~"

>>29585461
>ideal size
>chill pone
>comfy as fuck
10/10 would mock b-grade movies with.

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>>29586979
Fun fact, horses can only lie down for a few hours. Because they're so heavy, prolonged lie-downs put stress on the horses insides. This is why they've evolved to take many short naps standing up (in conjunction with being able to flee from predators more easily). Despite the fact they can sleep standing, they'll need to eventually lie down every now and then.

You can also tell if a horse is comfortable in its environment if it decides to lie down. If it's comfortable with you, it'll continue to lie down even when you approach it, and sometimes you can rub their stomachs, or even rest their head on your lap.

>>29586471
rarity at large

>>29586471
This isn't fashionable.
This isn't fashionable at all.

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>>29587087

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>>29588640
>It tries doing this to you at full size

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>>29588671
What's a mere ton or so between friends?

>>29588789
A set of ribs, probably.

>>29588789
I like this size of big pony.

>>29587879
Large and in charge.

>>29588438
At this point. Her pleasure is all that matters.

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>>29589517
>Rarity
>Not striving to be fashionable in all aspects of life
This is some truly vile dark magic.

>>29589657
Blame the necklace.

>>29588911
Worth it.

>>29586471
>She brings a few buildings into her gaping maw, sucking on them like candy as her sucking is so strong she's actually sucking ponies out of the buildings, causing them to roll down her tongue to the back of her throat. She doesn't notice this much though, she's much too big to be feeling such insignificant specks. Her tongue plays with the buildings in her mouth though, rolling them around and slowly moving them to the back of her throat. Her teeth crush a few small buildings that got stuck in them as well, pretty much taking a gulp to swallow them down.

>She looks incredibly disappointed in the individual taste of the buildings. "That... wasn't very refined or tasty in the slightest, darlings. I'm exceptionally displeased that all of you are bland. I believe that I will be passing on dessert." Her hooves slowly move up to the remainder of the buffet she had gathered, and slowly, meticulously pushed her hooves together, crushing and smashing the remainder with them. "Tsk... I guess Manehattan is only good for some much needed arousal at this size~" She reaches down with her sweaty hoof and pulls out the cities tallest skyscraper, the debris from the pulling actually raining down on the populous below her.

>Her other forehoof lightly strokes the dark radiating necklace around her neck as she mischievously snickers. "Oh, darlings~ I'm going to try something that I have never done before, so, I hope you enjoy the little show I'm putting together~" Her hoof stops rubbing her necklace as she reaches down and pulls out another skyscraper, another massive one. She lays down on her back, compacting and cratering a number of city underneath her, bringing her forehooves over, beginning to tease both her mountainous marehood and pulsating pucker. Both of them obviously wanting, craving, needing it. She gives a husky moan. "Double Penetration is quite exciting~ Or so I've heard from others~ I wonder if they're correct~"

>>29590836
Welp, looks like all of Manehattan is about to go, uh, into the red...

>>29591092
I've gone probably too far, but... I refuse to stop until the end of Manehattan.

>>29591608
Going over Greentext.

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>>29591712
Do it

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Hello gents!

Press 'B' for bigger and 'S' for smaller

>>29592877
Imma go with 'P' for purple.

>>29592877
B.

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>>29592877
B. ig Rainbow is
B. est Rainbow

>>29592877
Smash that B button
Also G for green

>>29592877
B

>>29592877
S because contrarian

>>29592877
B, obviously.

Unless S means Twilight shrinks.

>>29592877
S

>>29592934
>>29592938
>>29593098
>>29593131
>>29593137
>>29593170
>>29593254
>>29593265

Okay I am getting a lot of B S over here.
Looks like both will happen!

>>29593295
Do it, do it,do it.

I should probably get to writing another post of Giant Rarity does Manehattan though.

>>29540250

I like the way you do growth sequences in your stories, but the problem is, there is not much happening besides that. The characters don't really interact with their environment.

emergency bump

>>29595235
>Startling a huge pony from behind

rip in pepperoni, you glorious retard.

>>29593903

What kind of interactions are you wanting? I don't like wanton destruction or ketchup, so that kind of limits the options. I suppose I could do more PoV parts from normies around the growing pone, but I haven't really thought of much.

What's the most convoluted size change scenario you can think of?

>>29595856
That's only my opinion, but interaction from the smaller party on the bigger party's body during the process of growth is my personal pornu graal when it's well done.

>>29596498
Just got to fimfiction. There's plenty there. Or if you are more adventerous go to FA.

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>>29596498
>We are number one but every one is replaced by Pinkie Pie's Smile song, but every time Pinkie Pie says "smile" a random episode of House plays, but every time House eats a Vicodin, it plays The Big Lebowski, but every time The Dude swears, it plays an episode of The Simpons, but every time Homer says "D'Oh!", a video of Moonbase Alpha plays, but every time someone says either "aeiou" or "John Madden" your mother dies in her sleep if you don't reply to this post but every time I get a (you), Anon shrinks.

I was going to post more Giant Rarity, but brain doesn't want to cooperate, I'll give you two posts tomorrow, promise.

I... might've cleared up my headache by water drowning

>>29590836
>She gives a loud booming moan as she pierces both her holes with the two skyscrapers. The moan is heard throughout the entirety of Manehattan, shaking the air as her breathing become haggard. Her horn still glowing, she begins slowly, rhythmically pounding the buildings inside her precious holes.

>Her wet marehood smears her juices over the skyscraper in there, her fluids just oozing in through the cracks in the skyscraper due to her poundings. Her body is dripping sweat, causing it to fall off and pelt ponies and buildings below her as she slowly turns her head to the right, blowing away some more buildings with her hot breath. Her hooves squirm to her pounding herself, running over more and more city blocks, demolishing everything under her form. In between loud moans and husky breaths she attempts to form out words. "Oh.... It's... mmmmph... better than... aaaaahhhhhh.... I ever... expected~ I see... why... others love... this~"

>She reveled in the ultimate destruction her titan-like form was causing to Manehattan. Even the biggest creatures in all of Equestria would be easily flattened under her hoof. She felt so strong, so powerful, almost like a goddess. Who was she fooling though, at this height she was a goddess of sex and destruction, all the ponies under her unable to be felt, just like the specks they were. The dark necklace around her pulsated again, as she grinned, feeling it encourage her. "... That's right... I am your goddess, and your goddess is going to end you all~"

>The only thing she really didn't know at this point, was how big she could possibly become. Ideas ran through her mind of what could be. Her glorious form masturbating over Ponyville to drown the entire town in her juices. Her plot completely flattening Canterlot and the mountain that it stuck out from. Her truly behemoth form crushing the entirety of the Griffon Kingdom under it. Each thought giving her pleasure.

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>>29599329
And then the twisted magic of the necklace shrinks her down and gift wraps her for one of the survivors.

>>29600393
Heh...

Noooooope.

Though I would take a tiny dress pone as a gift.

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>>29565014
>ywn be rescued from Davey Jones' Locker by ship pony Applejack.
>ywn be tucked into the rim of her socks to warm up against her giant thighs.

Why even set sail.

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>>29600560
>Why even set sail.
Precious booty, obviously.

>>29597514
Now that's some advanced memery right here.

>>29592877
B and nice dubs

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>>29592877
B obv

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>no amazonian Milky Way to hook up to a machine and fuck senseless while she gets milked

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>>29600608
>ywn be dropped into her massive panties and be smushed against her tush because there's no more room around her thighs.

Ye be killing me, Smalls.

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>>29599329
>Rarity becoming a giant goddess of sex
>Rarity becoming a giant goddess of sex who gets off to destruction and death

>>29602048
This is pretty standard for my... rampaging macro scenarios.

Then again, I just like being evil.

I'd probably ride a giant Rarity to my old place of work and get my revenge.

Then again, it was Wal-Mart.

>>29602288

check'd
check'd again

>>29602288
>I just like being evil
And this is why some people should never ever grow/be around tinies.

>>29602723
If wanting to get revenge against past places of work and several other things is a bad thing, then I don't want to be right.

>>29602954
I wasn't pointing at the Walmart part of your post, mind you. I was pointing at something entirely else. Plus, ever heard of proportional punishment?

>>29602980
I have, but I don't really believe in holding back on a big entity such as Wal-Mart.

>>29603017
So you'd hurt all these poor Walmart slaves for your satisfaction? Bad anon, bad. Hurt only the higher-ups.

>>29603038
No, I'd let the workers go and smash management.

My anger is directed strictly towards management.

Though I'd be more likely to park the giant pone outside and demand free food.

>>29603051
I hereby clear you of all my accusations. You are not seeking revenge, but righteous retribution. I also like free food.

>>29595235
That's a kick waiting to happen.

>>29603051
>>29603062
C-can i get free food too?

>>29603205
I will share my big cookie crumb with you, Anon.

>>29603205
At this rate we might as well park the Giant Pone outside a fast food place and you know, grab everyone food.

Maybe we should hit up Wendys?

Big pone growing up with bandits and later assisting bank robbery green when?

>>29603224
Brilliant idea, can we hit up some pizzeria too?

>>29603298
Sure, hecks yeah. We'll also need to feed the mare too.

Wouldn't be fair if we didn't.

>>29603315
So what, a park so she could eat the leaves or what?

>>29603326
As if she'd eat an unseasoned tree without at least roasting it first.

>>29603326
I say we take a flower display from a flower shop but that's just me.

>>29603345
And we can roast it when we get home.

>>29603345
Eh, better find some big farm for hay instead of burning a forest down. Or do >>29603349 this.

...

Where do we live?

>>29603352
... Tricked out airplane hangar? So the pone can come inside and not be left outside when it rains.

I'm not mean.

>>29603374
Sounds like a shit living place, but if the pone is fluffy I can dig it.

>>29603383
Well, I was thinking more like secret base installation that looks like a hangar but it's just me.

giant older mares

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I need more growing Mayor Mare in my life.

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she had seconds

>>29604347
Big government is out of control!

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>>29604894

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>>29604963

>>29604972
Thanks Petrov

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>>29604972

>>29604972
B for Bigger.

>>29604972
Now shrink Twilight

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>>29605126
>>29605184
>>29605218
>>29605255

Growing down?

>>29605339
I don't know, I kinda want huge Twi as well, but... ugh... I'm a rampager.

... Kinda should get to writing more giant Rarity.

Sorry for the slow wait time, all.

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>>29605593
write big things!

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>>29605597

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>>29605600

>>29605602
Perfect - lull her into a false sense of security. Well done. Now strike with extreme growth! Twice as big as Rainbow!

>>29605741
Agreed. Make Applejack or Rarity grow twice as big as Rainbow Dash, because clearly Twilight is incompetent.

>>29605602
I hope she puts her in her butt

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>>29604347
>you'll never get drunk with bigpone gf

Goat did some big former-horse-turned-human-turned-horse-again: http://goattrain.tumblr.com/post/157985222036/colored-sketch-comic-commissioned-by-saatchi-on

>>29607067
I was getting to it, but thanks for posting it!
I really liked that sequence

>>29607067
>>29607128
Horse form best form and being huge only makes it more true.
Good work, Goat!

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>>29607128
This is good stuff

>>29607349
thanks! I kinda wish I'd had more time last night to carry that a bit further.

There definitely needs to be more big Mayor around here.

>>29604091
>>29604347
I really love this.

>>29607358
My bad, I didn't see that you posted it up there. I would like to see more if you'd be up for it.

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>>29605741
>>29605765
>>29605810

Did this last night but forgot to post

>>29607727
Multiple sizes is top unf.

>wake up
>become giant horse
what do

>>29607837
>uproot a grain silo and find a dairy farm for breakfast.
>rub my belly a bit.
>practice belching as loudly as possible
>find a reflective body of water or building to determine whether I'm a pretty pony or if I should kill myself
>find a nice sunny field and roll around in it
>thoroughly 'examine' new genitals
>snack on some trees for lunch
>find a biker bar and gently blow down their motorcycles
>inconvenience motorists at every opportunity
>'borrow' a random human to talk with and bemoan my lack of gf
>steal the worlds biggest quilt before dark

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>>29607727
Cosmo I have a mighty need for you to do some lewd SB esk stuff at some point.

>>29607837
Draw stuff on mountains

>>29608283
I wouldn't trust the aids quilt

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>>29608283
round up threadgoers and bring them to a single place to create my kingdom of giant horseness
>avenue gold
captcha knows what i'm talkin about

>>29607837
Corner the frozen lasagna market.

>>29607837
begin my reign as the new giant pony overlord

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>>29602288
>Not fucking up Monsanto
fucking retard

>>29608844
I didn't work for Monsanto.

>>29608855
Monsanto artificially created gluten allergies by fucking with genetically modified wheat and has been wreaking havoc in the environment with genetically modified crops that aren't fully tested.
You have no idea how many science projects you've eaten or what they've done to your body, and Monsanto is to blame.

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>>29608884
>ywn be the environmentally-conscious bigpone overlord that rules over all of Earth with an iron hoof with a bunch of human slaves that you bully

>>29608921
I want to bully little humans by rubbing their bellies with my hoof

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>ywn fight a big pone

>>29607837
Go into some bigass forest to not harm anyone and randomly help folks when I'm bored. Also ask for a free pizza from time to time.

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RIDE THE PONY

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>>29609770
YO, LET'S RACE

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>>29608299

I was going to do more big RD lil twi shenanigans but if you guys want some big Sweetie Belle stuff well...

>>29610231

Anything involving shrinking with any character is the best.

>>29610231
Would rather have more RD/Twi

After cleaning a thing or six off my plate, it's time to continue the Giant Rarity story, haha.

Typing up next part right now.

>>29599329
>Her wetness was actually leaking out of her marehood, slowly covering the streets and buildings in front of her ponut, as she continued to roughly pound herself with them. She couldn't speak now, her throat was getting hoarse with all the husky moaning that she was doing. All of the ideas in her mind, all of the ways she could dominate the specks under her. All the pleasurable experiences that would be coming for her. She couldn't hold back much longer with all the things going through her head.

>The massive dress horse let out a half moan, half scream as she crammed the two skyscrapers as far in as they could go. Her two holes clenching as hard as they possibly could, crushing the buildings and everything inside to pretty much dust. Her debris-filled juices roared out of her marehood, pounding several city blocks with a massive tidal wave of juices, washing away even more ponies, carriages, buildings due to it's size and ferocity. The entire city area in front of her was just flooded from her single orgasm. She breathed heavily as she looked around. Nothing was happening. She wasn't growing.

>She slowly got up to her hooves, crushing more of the area under her. One of her white hooves ended up stepping into her juices, as she shuddered a bit, feeling the wetness and some of the washed away buildings on it. She tried wiping her hoof off on a fresh city block, luckily that got most of it off. "Hmm... that's weird, I didn't even experience a teensy bit of growth. I wonder why. There must be some reason why I'm not more of a goddess for all you darlings to see. I..." Suddenly the dark necklace pulsated once with dark magic that caused her to moan extremely loudly. Her moans began to be heard across the entirety of Equestria as she began to shoot up at a incredible rate.

>The entire city of Manehattan fell into a deep despair. Orgies, riots, everything occurred inside the city as the massive shadow of Rarity began to just cover everything.

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>>29609770
>>29610113
GET READY TO LOSE, NERDS

>>29608884
Who cares? They create a lot of shareholder value. Don't be such a liberal bitch.