Nightly Twilight Thread

thread died an hour and a half after last bump, is there a happening going on?

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>>29495517
Just stuff about the movie and the regular glimmerniggers being autists

Here's something to get you guys started

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Hypnotize your pony.

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>>29496332
Now what?

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>>29497889
you know what to do
>non-consensual cuddling

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>>29498428
That's too lewd!

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>>29499686
next I'll hold her hoof without asking

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>>29500743

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Tables have turned human

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i have no idea what this is, but it looks cool

>>29495478
Where's the greens you miserable nerd-fuckers

>>29496227
I wanna fuck her ass!!!

>>29502011
if you want green make it yourself

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>>29502396
>>29502396
Nice copypasta. Now post Twiggles.

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Twilight is smart.

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>>29503543
Cutest butt.

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Twilight Sparkle sitting on your face over and over and over again

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Are you not aware the fawning of these characters is a form of idolatry and therefore an abomination before Allahu? Is it not apparent to you that this waifuism is a practition of those who have been lead astray from Allahu's light? Was it not revealed to you by the prophet Abū al-Qāsim Muḥammad, peace be upon him, that one does not put idols before Allahu? Is it not a fact that your own prophet said to put your worship of Allahu before any other thing, such as it was preached among Moses? It was once said by one of the prophets sent by Allahu "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.". We are the sword with which Allahu delivers his divine punishment unto the world. Through his guiding hand, we set upon a journey to spread his light to the kafir, as did prophets before Abū al-Qāsim Muḥammad, peace be upon him.

Why do you live this life as a kafir? For punishment is given to those who deny the light of Allahu. Give unto yourself the change required to live the virtuous life as is intended by Allahu. Destroy this worship of false idols and give into yourself the light that is Islam.

>>29503891
in public? please say yes

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Twilight Sparkle hugging you and cuddling you tightly and saying how much she loves you.

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>>29503942
Of course. That's just her way of showing everyone that she's the one in charge. She pins you down and bounces and smothers your face with her plump juicy butt until there can be no doubt in anyone's mind that you belong to her

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>>29504262
>yfw you belong to twilight

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>>29503891
Sweet Lord, Twiflank blows Flutterflank completely out of the water.

Top unf

>>29504752

just wait until the foalfat makes up for it.

>>29504784
le fluttercord meme

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>>29504262
And she'll make sure EVERYONE belongs to her.

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>>29505059
I honestly don't understand the appeal of this fetish.

>>29505232
me neither, but i would still worship giant Twi and let her do things to me

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>>29505251
I can't fuck a giant Twilight and cuddling her would be pretty difficult too, so that's a pretty big turnoff.

You wouldn't fall in love with an insect.

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>>29505258
Definitely depends on the size.
I wouldn't mind being kissed by a bigger Twiggy.

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Roughly human-sized Twiggy is best twiggy. Small enough to interact with meaningfully, big enough to not be tossed around by you like a toy.

>>29505311
i love that pic

>>29505258
How size is ever a problem with Twilight, she'll be like "You magic, do me small" and ta-da.

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>>29505311
Ponies are basically like big dogs, that's the perfect cuddle material.

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>>29505232
Me neither I just like big asses that are still properly proportioned. The rest of it is pretty nasty

>>29504236
I'd like that!! I love you too Twily!! *kisses her*

>>29508797
>*kisses her*
guys I found the underage

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>>29508797

>>29510771
but u're not a cat

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>>29511711
How about this then?

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MAGA

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>>29512225

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hey
here's a picture of twilight

she's pretty
i like her
goodpony

ver good
good goodddy.

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>>29513228
Thanks

Twilight catches Spike smoking.

How does she punish him?

>>29504236
This will never happen because she isn't real.

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>>29495478
I love this qt horse!

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>>29513585
That's a really cute horse.

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I want Twilight to help treat my crippling depression.

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>>29514010
Sorry, she's good with magic but she's no miracle worker.

>>29513361
Shut up. I'm living the dream!!

>>29515088
What a QT Twi!!

>>29515407
>living the dream

A world of nope.

>>29515631
More like a world of hope!

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>>29505258
>I can't fuck a giant Twilight

>>29514150
She is the miracle I need

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>>29508797

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>>29516153
not with that attitude

>>29512248
Tara Strong fanboy libcuck detected...

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>>29517241
You should stay off of /pol/, it rots your brain.

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Would you love her if she were a princess (male)?

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>>29517820

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>>29517820
No.

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>>29517820
I am so used to people saying "If she was" that your post triggered me despite being grammatically correct.

>>29514150
That is one corroded jpg.

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All the fillies love Princess Twilight Sparkle!

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>>29518758

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>>29517820
I don't understand the question

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Spoilered for gore.

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>>29520598
Fucking hell

>>29520598
I suppose that proceeded this.

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>>29520673
>>29520598
get out cancer

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>>29520547
>10 red squares

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>>29520598
>>29520673
DELET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOLPiUs5yiQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh2qhREH28g

>>29521412
Drove right off a cliff and straight into uncanny valley.

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>>29521412
Now it just needs Boston Dynamics chassi

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>>29521412
I wish I knew what it was about these sort of robotic toys that makes me feel incredibly sad.

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>>29521677
They remind you how not real they are.

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>>29521412
The real question is can you stick your dick in it?

>>29517820
NOPE!! NEVER!!

>>29520598
>>29520673
DELET THIS!!

>>29518758
>>29518966
Just because she's a princess

>>29516165
Yep!! I agree with you!! She is all what I need in my life!!

>>29517820
no

>>29523642
>ass so massive it devours anything near it

>>29517820
Did she turn into a male after being close with her as a female?
If so, then I likely wouldn't mind by then.

>>29517728
>l3 bol/ iz dum an rods ur bri4n n0d li3k r3sd of foorch4n b cuz id d0se nod currol8t widh mai w0rdl viuw!!!1!
Reddit...

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So Twilight's personality trait is perseverance, not really intelligence. She's outstmarted constantly, but keeps coming back. Cool and all, but when you're plotting to make her your love 'slave', it only takes one successful go.

Realistically, Twilight would be the easiest to get. AJ could break her way out of a trap, RD could outspeed it, FS would have animal assistants, Pinkie would 4th wall her way out, and Rarity is garbage for garbage people with garbage tastes.

I'm not saying that the reason I'd enslave Twilight is because it'd be easy, I'm pointing out that it would be remarkably easy to do.

>>29520571
I HAVE JUST FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS SHIT, THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.

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>>29525127
What the hell is a "love slave"?
Capturing could be easy, keeping would be problematic. Don't forget her plot armor and all her friends and princesses backing her up, as friendship is also her strength and nothing is impossible with friends at her side.

>>29525124
Oh, I see. You're just a twelve year old.

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>>29525127
You're going to be the one who ends up as the "love slave", here.

anyone got any possible prompts? I'm a few months rusty but I'd be up for giving some green a go

>>29524539
Aww. Twily!! You're such a beautiful mare!!

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>>29525127
>Twilight's personality trait is perseverance, not really intelligence.
In retrospect, this is part of why I was never infatuated with her, though I adore her. Twilight is still remarkably intelligent, but in the same way as a calculator or encyclopedia.

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>>29525755
I think that's part of her charm for me. She's confident and intelligent as long as she's in control, but starts to panic and spergs out when things don't go according to plan, she stumbles just because that wasn't on her "things that can go wrong" list she made a week before that. It's pretty cute.

>>29525755
Not exactly!!

>>29525826
Yes!! That's one more reason to love her

Reminder to add "!!" to your filter.

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>>29504813

>>29520598
>>29520673
It's BS that these were deleted. They had some blood, yes. But they were drawn art of Twilight, and they had the courtesy to spoil for those who'd rather not see Twilight sewing her wings on.

BS that spoilered SFW art of Twilight was deleted from the Twilight thread.

>>29526057
Sewing isn't deleted but the other one wasn't even that bad.

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>>29526114
Yes, pardon.

I think mods made a mistake in deleting it.

Here's a repost of >>29520673, spoilered out of courtesy like the first time.

>>29525127
You're really selling her short there. The thing is, Twilight is rarely put in a position where she has to plan things, she's more of an anti-crisis character. Everything's going great and then suddenly the world starts falling apart and it's up to her to save it immediately or else everyone she loves will become slaves or die, so you have to account for a lot of things, like pressure, lack of time, anxiety and her own OCD, but we can still see her brilliance sometimes.
She didn't take long at all to realize what the elements really were when she was face to face with NMM; finding out where the crystal heart was hidden; the sheer genius it took to banish the Ursa, and many other cases throughout the series. Doing these things under pressure takes a lot of intelligence and intuition, a few shortcomings under dire circumstances shouldn't erase that

As for making her your love slave, well, you're fucked by her magic alone

>>29525755
let's be honest, lector, you only ever wanted to abuse her. you should fuck off back to the mental hospital

>>29525127
LOVE SLAVE?? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!

>>29527133
Yep. I agree with you!!

>>29527233
stop posting please

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>>29527133
It is stunning that you recognized me.

While I am still contrite about what I did to this thread years ago, I have a right to occasionally post about the pony I still adore so long as it has no hint of abuse, sadism, self-aggrandization, criticizing others' posts, images of her crying, or any other deleterious thing I used to do.

>>29527691
Isn't hoofbeat anthro garbage?

>>29527968
derpibooru.org/167546
yep. that anon has some shit taste

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>>29527968
IIRC, yes.

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>>29526697
>As for making her your love slave, well, you're fucked by her magic alone

All according to keikaku

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I want to pound this mare so hard and deep her eyes would roll to the back or her head

>>29514010
Fuck off idubbbz

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She'll turn that tie into a leash if you don't stop acting so cute.

>>29525096
This is hysterical. I'd love a show accurate version.

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Ya just gotta know how to handle 'em.

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>>29529283
Just get her a rare book and watch the magic happen.

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bedtime bump

>>29529369
Oh god, why do I want to read erotica with her?

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>>29521412
She's cute.

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She tries to be a good pony. But sometimes it's too hard.

>>29531297
downvoted, gtfo spammer.

>>29505311
If you're in that position and not running your fingers through her mane and feathers, something is wrong with you.

>>29525127
Anon, you really haven't thought this through. You'd be able to catch her- maybe- but actually keeping her contained, let alone breaking through that persistence and making her "yours"? You'd have better luck with a grizzly bear. She's not just persistent, she's analytical. Whatever mistake you made in trying to hold her, she would find it. And then she'd strike it (and you) like a ton of bricks.

Better not to risk that at all.

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Your move, creep.

>>29531726
Yup. Those are the things I'd do to her when we're kissing each other!!

>>29531760
WAT?

>>29504262
Source now.
NOW.

>>29533028
derpibooru.org/972271

>>29532545

What a cute drunk horse.

I would invite her over to drink with me and Dash and have a sloppy 3-way.

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>Dash

>>29536257
looking_at_OP'S_dick.gif

sad "upload failed" bump

>>29537102
mook finally ran out of money

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She secretly enjoys ravishment.

>>29537761
Q U I T S HI L L I N G Y O U R S H I T T Y C H A N N E L

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXUhfoUJjuQ

Q U I T S H I L L I N G Y O U R S H I T T Y C H A N N E L

>>29537810
>filthy frank
Consider suicide

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PLEASE SOURCE of this original picture with Twilight! She is so beautiful in there :3c

>>29536257
Awww. It melts my heart!! I love you Twilight!!

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>>29537822
>Consider suicide

He does seem to do that a lot yes...

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I want to ambush her while she's reading and fuck her hard.

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>>29538853

>>29538853
But how are you going to circumvent her rape protection spell, which maintains a protective barrier against insertion at all times?

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>>29539148
Whoever said anything about rape? It's just surprise sex.

>>29539158
My Twilight wouldn't let you have "surprise sex", or whatever you want to call rape, with her.

>>29539186
Well that's your Twilight, kid. I'm talking about mine.

>>29539190
There's only one Twilight. And she's not yours.

>>29539190
>>29539204
The autism is strong in this thread

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>>29539219
Typical waifufaggotry. It's unavoidable.

>>29539233
Shit man i have a waifu, but why argue about it?
Somethings never change t. 2004 /a/

>>29539186
how is surprise sex rape? she's just not expecting it, but she welcomes it after her senses are overcome by lust and her body and mind beg for more

>>29539270
If she's into polyandry, then okay, I guess, but I definitely don't approve of this.

>>29539294
>If she's into polyandry

Literally no one implied she would be having sex with multiple males.

>>29539314
Except this autist >>29539186.
For some reason, I always expect Twifags to be good at reading comprehension. It's a flaw of my reasoning.

>>29539343
That's not what the discussion is about. It's about whether "surprise sex", or unexpected sexual contact counts as rape, even when done with an already established partner.

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>>29539186
>My Twilight
>>29539204
>There's only one Twilight. And she's not yours.
holy shit

>>29539363
>Literally no one implied
>That's not what the discussion is about

Observe, children, an excellent example of
>dumbage cuntroll

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While you fags argue I take Twilight as my own. Victory is mine.

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>>29539420
No, you green bastard! I shall not be cucked by you. Or anyone!

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Guys, guys, what if we just split her up into multiple Twilights and took one each?

>>29539567
Good idea. You take the head, I'll have her rear, and the other guys can take her midsection and legs and split everything among themselves however they want.

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>>29539567
I'll take the original one then.

>>29539621
>Ponies reproduce by budding
>Each part eventually grows into a full Twilight

>>29539628
They're all identical, so how are you going to tell which one is the "original" one?

>>29539787
Their insides have slightly different consistencies. I'll have to fuck every one of them to find out.

>>29539186
Wise words my friend!!

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>>29539787
If it's some kind of mirror pond copies or similar then you can always check her memory. If not, it's some kind of powerful spell and there's bound to be traces of it or side-effects on the original one. If everything else fails, the spell probably didn't copy food inside her so whoever wants to shit first is the original one.

>>29539886
It's a hacked teleportation spell that forks the transferred energy, which then materializes as two or several identical copies.

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>>29539567
will they be identical clones or will they be splits in her personality given physical form?

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>>29540136
Whichever option is hotter to you.

>>29540136
I wish my personality would split in two so the depressed part could kill himself.

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>>29541372
What if the depressed you is the only one who actually wants this and once he's gone the other you will become depressed over this loss and do the split again to kill himself and so on? That's pretty depressing if you ask me.

INCOMING GREEN

>"Oh, Twilight," Fluttershy enters the library.
>"Yes?" Twilight asks, looking up from the book she was reading.
>"Um, I found more humans. Like Anon, but different..."
>"More? How many more?"
>"Umm, three." Fluttershy turns and calls out the door, "You can come in now..."
>Three humans, shorter than Anon and dressed in somewhat older clothes, try to enter the door at once.
>They don't fit.
>They try again.
>They still don't fit.
>"Recede!" the middle one with the bowl haircut says, and enters the library.
>The one with the shaven head gestures for the frizzy-haired one to go ahead.
>The shaven one enters last, but does not duck and knocks his head against the doorframe.
>He reels a bit, then turns and... barks... at the door frame.
>"Hello... hello... hello..." They sing.
>"Er, hello," Twilight replies, a little uncertainly.
>All three appear startled. "Look fellas, another talking horse," says the shaven-headed one.
>Twilight bristles. "Actually, we're ponies."
>"You heard the yellow one, didn't cha? What are you, ignorant?" the bowl-cut one demands of his companion, slapping him in the face.
>The shaven-headed one one waves his hand back and forth in front of bowl-cut, then raises his hand up in the air and barks at him.
>Bowl-cut responds by making a V with two fingers and jabbing them at shave-heads eyes.
>Shave-head blocks with his hand. "Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk," and sticks his tongue out at bowl-cut.
>Bowl-cut punches him in the chin, causing him to bite his tongue.
>Frizz-head points and laughs at this, but stops abruptly when bowl-cut eye-pokes him.
>"STOP THAT!" Twilight yells, losing patience with this quickly.
>Even Anon never acted so gracelessly in front of ponies.
>"You heard the lady, act like gentlemen!" Says bowl-cut.
>"Gentlemen!" Shout the other two in enthusiastic agreement. All three adopt theatrically thoughtful poses.
>At least they're quiet now.

>>29542178

>"My name is Twilight Sparkle."
>"Enchanted," says bowl-cut.
>"Enraptured," says frizzy-head.
>"Embalmed," says shaven-head. Bowl-cut smacks him in the back of the head.
>"Please!!" Twilight yelps, hoping to forestall another fight. "What are your names?"
>"I'm Moe," says bowl-cut.
>"I'm Larry," says frizzy-head.
>"I'm hungry," says shaven head.
>Moe slaps him in the head again. "Didn't you hear the pony? Introduce yourself!"
>Shaven-head bristles at Moe. "Why I oughtta..."
>Moe places his fists on his hips and stares down his associate. "You oughtta what?"
>Shaven-head seems to deflate. "I oughtta introduce myself. Hi, I'm Curly." He gives Twilight a little wave.
>Twilight, seizing on one thing she can make sense of, asks Fluttershy to go get Pinkie Pie to bring the humans something to eat.
>As Fluttershy leaves, Spike comes downstairs.
>"Whoa, more of them? Who're these guys?" he asks.
>"A talking lizard!" Larry exclaims.
>Spike bristles. "Dragon!"
>Moe grabs Larry's nose with one hand and smacks his hand. Larry yelps and clutches his abused nose.
>"Mind your manners," Moe admonishes him.
>Facehoof.jpg
>Twilight has questions and needs answers.
>"How did you get here?" she asks.
>The three humans look at each other in apparent confusion.
>They go into a huddle.
>They whisper amongst themselves.
>They come out of the huddle.
>Moe opens his mouth to speak.
>"We don't know," says Curly.
>Moe bops him in the stomach, causing him to double over.
>Moe follows up by slapping him in the head.
>"Listen you!" yelps Curly in evident irritation.
>Twilight finds herself wishing that whatever random inter-dimensional hole is causing this would dry up already.
>"Do you have to do that EVERY BUCKING TIME I ASK YOU A QUESTION?" She yells.
>She immediately blushes at her own language.

>>29542186

>"We could do this instead," Larry offers, launching into a soft-shoe dance and spouting nonsense words.
>"A-voo-voo-voo-voo! Razz-a-matazz..."
>Moe ends Larry's performance by stomping on his foot.
>Enough is enough. Twilight whispers into her assistant's ear.
>"Spike, go get Applejack. Quickly. Tell her to bring her lassos."
>"I'm on it!" Spike salutes and runs out the door.
>"Now, please, relax," Twilight tries to end the scuffle that has broken out. They ignore her
>More volume needed.
>"I said, relax!"
>The fight pauses, the three humans looking at her, while still prepared to strike.
>Volume at 11.
>"I SAID RELAX!"
>Not a bad imitation of the Royal Canterlot Voice.
>The three humans fall over on their backs.
>"Not that relaxed!"
>They scramble to their feet again.
>At least Twilight has their attention.
>She thinks, trying to pick words that won't result in another fight...
>Maybe if she indulged their curiosity.
>"So, do you have any questions for me?" Twilight asks brightly.
>"How long is a Chinaman?" asks Curly.
>Moe slaps him.
>"Does ice cream have bones?" asks Larry.
>Moe slaps him.
>"I meant," Twilight growls, "do you have any PERTINENT questions?"
>"Yeah! Where's the food? I'm still hungry..." Curly says.
>Facehoof.png
>Twilight's mane is starting to look a mess.
>"Oh, you're hungry, eh?" says Moe.
>"Yeah, I haven't had a bite all day!"
>Moe places his fists on his hips again.
>"Is that so?" Curly nods.
>Moe seizes one of Curly's hands and bites his finger.
>"Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!" Curly exclaims.
>Larry unwisely attempts to intervene.
>"Hey, leave him alone, he's only hungry."
>"Shuddup," Moe grabs a handful of Larry's frizzy hair. "We're all hungry."
>Cue Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.
>Pinkie Pie has brought a cart-full of food with her.
>A cart full of pies.
>"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie. Fluttershy told me someone here was hungry! I brought extra, so we could have a Welcome-To-Equestria Party!"

>>29542200

>"Oh boy, eats!" Exclaims Curly joyously.He picks up a pie.
>Moe takes it away from him and puts it back on the cart.
>"Mind your manners, we haven't been asked yet."
>"But I'm starving!'
>"Don't worry," says Pinkie Pie, "I brought plenty for everyone!"
>Moe turns around and Curly quietly picks up another pie behind his back.
>"Oh GOSH!," Pinkie exclaims, her eyes lighting up, "There's THREE of you this time?"
>"Unfortunately..." Twilight grumbles, grinding her teeth.
>"Wow, this is EXTRA-SUPER-DUPER SPECIAL then! I'm gonna go get my Welcome Wagon!"
>With that, Pinkie zips out of the library in a pink blur.
>Moe finally notices Curly nibbling on his pie.
>"Mind your manners I said,"
>He hits the pie from below, flipping it up into Curly's face.
>"Hey! I was eating that!"
>"Oh were you?" says Moe.
>"Yeah!"
>"Well here," Moe picks up a pie, "have another!" He throws the pie at Curly.
>Curly ducks.
>Pie sails cleanly over his head.
>Direct hit on Twilight Sparkle.
>Status of Twilight's jimmies: RUSTLED.
>Mane completely frizzy now.
>"Hey, stop that," says Larry, "You're wasting the food!"
>"Oh yeah?" says Moe.
>Moe picks up another pie and goes to throw it at Larry.
>Larry covers his face with his hands and crouches down.
>Moe crouches down next to him.
>"Oh, Larry," says Moe.
>Larry uncovers his face. "Yes?"
>Moe shoves the pie into Larry's face.
>Moe stands back up.
>Curly has acquired another pie, and pushes it into Moe's face.
>Cue Rarity.
>"Darling, I heard we had some more visitors!"
>Larry throws a pie at Moe.
>Moe dodges the pie.
>Pie scores direct hit on Rarity.
>"Oh... It. Is. ON!"
>Rarity magics a pie into the air with her horn and propels it at Larry.
>Larry dodges the pie.
>Twilight Sparkle, has just finished cleaning pie out of her eyes.
>Ker-SPLAT!
>Rustling jimmies reach critical mass.
>Twilight Sparkle evolves into Rapidash...
>"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!"
>Twilight magics several pies into the air.
>Shit just got real.

>>29542207

>Pies, pies everywhere.
>The library floor is now a slippery, gooey mess.
>Discord would have been mightily proud and shed many a manly tear if he could see this.
>Applejack runs up outside the library carrying Spike on her back and three lassos.
>Pinkie Pie arrives outside the library at the same time, Welcome Wagon (patent pending) in tow.
>Utter bedlam inside the library.
>"Land sakes! What in tarnation is going on inside there sugar cube?"
>"Oh, three more humans showed up! Like Anon, only shorter. And sillier." Pinkie Pie giggles.
>"Now how am I going to get my Welcome Wagon through the door?"
>A loud crash and Twilight's frantic yelling are heard inside the library.
>"Let's go Applejack,” says Spike, “Twilight sounds pretty ticked off in there!"
>"Alright pardner," Applejack replies.
>They enter the war zone formerly known as the Ponyville Library.
>Both are instantly pied.
>Applejack wipes pie off her face.
>She grabs one of her lassos.
>"Alright, that's it! Party's over!"
>She plunges into the fray.
>In a short time, she has subdued and tied up all three of the strange humans.
>Fluttershy, having avoided being covered in pie by the simple expedient of hiding under Twilight's bed, cools Twilight off by upending a bucket of water over her.
>Twilight plops onto her rump and stares, aghast, at the gigantic mess in the library.
>Twilight sets her jaw, stands up and marches over to the three tied up humans.
>"I have just one thing to say to you clowns..."
>Twilight draws back one hoof and slaps all three of them in the head with one stroke.
>"Applejack, please get these knuckleheads OUT OF MY LIBRARY!!"
>"You got it Twi."
>Applejack starts to drag them to the door.
>CRASH!
>Everyone, pony and human, looks at the source of the noise.
>Pinkie Pie has brought in the Welcome Wagon by using the same (formerly-patched-up) entrance made by Tom several months ago.
>She grins like a maniac, and holds up one hoof.
>"Pinkie, NO!" cries Twilight Sparkle.

>>29542212

>Too late.
>Pinkie smacks a large red button on the side of her wagon.
>Wagon shudders.
>Flags wave, horns toot, music begins.
>"Welcome, welcome, welcome..."
>Ponies outside the library hear the fanfare.
>"Oh, just another one of Pinkie Pie's welcome parties," they innocently think.
>As the fanfare ends, cake batter suddenly bursts from every door, window and hole in the Library tree.
>Inside, five ponies, one dragon, and three humans sit in the middle of what is probably the tastiest scene of devastation ever in Equestria's history.
>Everyone, human, pony and dragon, is covered in cake batter.
>"I really should label those loading chutes..."
>Rainbow Dash enters, attracted by the commotion, and her jaw drops to the floor at the sight of the mess.
>Then she falls over laughing.
>Rainbow Dash gets pied multiple times.

So there, too.

Any good greens?

>>29542314
Guess not. Back under the rock I go.

>>29542178
Nice

>>29542314
Older greens I mean.

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Human but whatever.

>>29543149

>>29465216

>>29542178
>>29542186
>>29542200
>>29542207
>>29542212
>>29542226
nice

>>29503891
I think it's fair to say that Twilight right now, is the single most fertile mare in Equestria. A young alicorn mare with those wide foal-bearing hips, she's the prime breeding material of her time, unrivalled

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>>29545337
but I only want four foals

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>>29545393
>"We'll see about that"

>>29517820
I'd still love her, but never sexually.

I don't do dick, like at all.

Would be fine with her dicking rarara though, but only if I'm dicking her too cause I ain't no fucking cuck.

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>>29545337
Equestria's Most Eligible Bachelorette.

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>>29546224
that dress looks like shit, though

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>>29546295

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>>29545393
>"Sorry anon, you don't have a choice in this matter."

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>>29545393
You'll end up with four hundred by the time you run out of sperm.

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>>29505258
>you wouldn't fall in love with an insect

Bullshit

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>>29546377
>satyrs

>>29546443
stay mad

>>29546464
Disgusted ≠ mad, my cerebrally deficient lad.

>>29546295
An expert in bridal wear I ain't. Marriage is a dead institution anyhow.

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>>29496332
I don't think Twilight would be into hypnosis unless she was the one doing it.

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>>29546403
It seems like you accidentally posted the wrong picture

>>29532463
You'll note she isn't complaining.

>>29546817
She's teasing to see if you'll man up and yank that tail up and slam it home

>>29546341
This dress is amazing!! Twilight looks pretty here!!

>>29546799
>anthro

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I watched it happen.
I MADE it happen!

>>29547710
HAHAHAHA BUTTS!!

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>>29547710
What an exciting book.

>>29547253
nigga she standing on her hind legs. Aint anthro fo shit

>>29548742
And how do you explain the human anatomy of her body?

>>29549688
I'd just be myself, and spend a lot time together, growing attached to one another in a natural way. When the time's right I would show her how much she means to me

>>29549738
this anon has the right idea. let thing happen naturally, but don't be too passive

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>>29549688
The easy and meme route is to wait for Estrus and fuck her brains out.

Otherwise the non-asspull way would be just warming up to her, accepting her stranger hobbies and quirks and easing her tensions. Outright showing her affection would also be effective. As long as she feels secure and safe around you, she'll love you forever. Relieve any sexual frustration she has and she WILL love you forever.

>>29549886
>capitalized brain-disabling "Estrus" and rape or "Rape"?

Yeah, no. Fuck this shit.

>>29549886
NOPE!! That's not the right way!!!

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someone told me there's a twilight thread goin on

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>>29550103

>>29550103
I want to do things to Twi in all kinds of cute costumes

Who's the artist? Reverse search gives nothing

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>>29551189
fuck me i've forgotten how to link across boards
>>723459999

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>>29551193
nevermind, i'll just leave this here and go

>>29551193
>>29551240
Fuck
>>>/b/723459999

>>29549738
this

>>29549688
I just make her like me. It's my fantasy. I can do anything I can conceive of.

>>29549738
I would do the same!!

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>>29551205
>people still get triggered by ponies
gets me everytime

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>>29552036
it's even better when it's weebs who think they're somehow better than we are and act superior

i love anime but making it a part of your identity is just as worthless and gay as watching my little pony

>>29550103
Unf

>>29549738
>get friendzoned

>>29551245
Can't cross link /b/ on /mlp/
Also
>linking to /b/
>ever

>>29554085
Why is Twilight sad?

>>29555093
She doesn't look sad there

>>29545337
i'd pump her womb full with my seed every single day

>>29555557
Swing and a miss!
Let's see who got >>29555555

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>>29545337
Faced with a sudden urge, she'll fuck you into the headboard until you breed her over and over again.

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More breeding.

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and then cuddle with your freshly fertilized princess

>>29557066
Holy fuck that image is comfy, fukken saved

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Stop beating off you weak pathetic monkeys. You need to find yourself, be strong and find your real waifu.
If you're not the best You you can be and don't take care of her, she will end up with some other confused normalfag and never find peace in this world, never to be truly understood and understanding.

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>>29557066
>fertilized

>>29557365
>find youself, become strong and do all this other shit for a waifu who doesn't even exist

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>>29557365
I am the best already so I don't have to do anything at all.

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>>29558138
She does, if you live well and believe in love you may be blessed with finding her in this life.

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https://youtu.be/HK223RU8E4Y
Surprisingly doesn't sound like shit

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>>29560155
Who knew that she's such a musical pone

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>>29560590
Twilight needs to show her happy face more

Twilight is a beautiful song.

https://youtu.be/HK223RU8E4Y

>>29561614
She is, but maybe you should read the thread first >>29560155

>>29562231
sorry im actually a little dumb

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Twily is the comfiest pone.