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Princess Applejack

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Howdy, partner!

What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.

Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.


The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:

~~~~~

>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?

>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."

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Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.

If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.

If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.

If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.

Thread 182, and maybe we'll discover the power that's glowing blue!
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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack

Curious what happened last time?
Check out the previous thread here:>>29458805
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki

Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started? Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing

Are you interested in the dark side of these threads?
Check out our collection of NSFW stories here:
http://pastebin.com/u/NSFT_NotSafeForTwo_

And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!
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1st for Hnnnnnnnnnnngs!
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First for best pony!

You know who.
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>>29495142
...this is actually more clever because you missed it.
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>>29495139
>>29495142
>>29495143
Jesus that speed
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>>29495153
I'm not too sure bout that, anyway I did a thing! Should we do something with this random something?
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>>29495142
Shouldn't have stopped for the marchmalleys!
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>>29495192
I thought that was war AJ for a second, now I'm just intrigued.
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>>29495192
Evil pegasus? I'm listening.
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>>29495153
Wait, nvrmnd, I got it now!

Blue-42 Hike!
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>>29495192
Who is this supposed to be? She kind of looks like a saddle Arabian with wings.
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>>29495192
Whoever it is, INTO THE WIKI IT GOES!
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>>29495192
>Trottingham captain

First thing I thought of
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>>29495253
HOLY SHIT YES

Unless he had an idea for her besides that. But seriously, look at that face, is that not a chilling fucking face that makes you reconsider your entire life up to this point?

But inside, she's terrified. That's hilarious.

...yes I know what that sounds like, but please don't point out that other character, you will set the poor boy off.
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>>29495206
>>29495208
Well...
>>29495228
Close!

I was doodling when one of my favorite Sting songs came on. I put Desert Rose on repeat for a bit and this popped out of my pencil. I'm thinking Psudo-Egyptian themed, maybe giving us an excuse to do something with the Saddle Arabians.

>>29495253
...How?
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>>29495274
Trottingham's Strongest Mare.
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>>29495274
No idea what you mean, anon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Les3UZaI1gs

>>29495277
>...How?
Haven't you been reading the story?

And I guess he thought of it because the armor looks kinda like a guards armor?
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>>29495274
Her being tall adds to it too.

That said, I always prefer world building when it gets right down to it, so I would go with>>29495277 idea so we can explore them.
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>>29495303
I have been, it just the eyes alone should throw Trottingham of all places out the freaking window.
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>>29495331
>I have been, it just the eyes alone should throw Trottingham of all places out the freaking window.

....wait why?

Trottingham is the one who's causing everyone to piss themselves because she's not saying a word and just staring at them. The eyes are why I thought of it at all.
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>>29495331
Schmoe, be honest, have you been skipping the Pommel stuff? Or did you mix up Trottingham with one of the other captains?
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>>29495345
... I wonder if this is what it this is what my mom felt like when explaining things to me as a child... Mom I'm sorry for being a pain.

The make up /pa/l-o-mine, the make up is clearly Egyptian themed with the whole Eye of Ra motif going on.

How would that translate to Trottingham, a pseudo Caucasian themed pony settlement?

>>29495383
I only did it once, and I went back and read it afterwords once it appeared he'd be sticking around for a while instead of fading into the ether.
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>>29495436
Damn tablet, why do you fail me!?
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>>29495436
>The make up /pa/l-o-mine,

Oh, thought you meant the stare or something.

Don't have an answer to that, just saw that intensity and her being so tall and thought 'damn that would be scary... say!' I mean I guess we could stretch it so that she actually is Saddle Arabian and the gag at the end is everybody is being racist because she's a foreigner, changeling included but it was just a musing.
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>>29495436
>I only did it once,

I meant the recent captain meeting stories, not the whole adventure. They're a treat.
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>>29495486
I'm working in the Elton John pony that is the Las Pegasus, so of course I'm reading it. Are... Are you not reading my artistic musings!?
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>>29495436
Wait, that's make up? Not a mask? Dammit, that nose dangly thing they wear is throwing me off.
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>>29495496
Er... yes! That! Totally that! And it has nothing to do with me forgetting that little detail. I'm just ignoring! Yep! Way better!

Fuck
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>>29495476
AND YOU!!!... Ok fine, I guess I made the eyes a bit too much, but that was the desire, a piercing gaze. The fact that it took the focus off the snake earings, the eye make up, the cobra booties etc... just means I did a good enough job on the eyes to completely distract someone from seeing the rest of the big picture... D-damn I'm good?

I'm crying on the inside... Design a new potential villain and instantly they want to make her cute by being scary on the outside and worse than S1 Flutters on the inside. All the sadness Yep... D-damn I'm good...
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>>29495531
Awww, don't be like that, it's just recent enough I thought of it. We can still do desert evil pony! We can! And she can have a little snake minion she punches when he messes up and everything!

You want her to punch the snake, Schmoe?
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>>29495531
I'll be honest, I didn't recognize that those things next to her ears were supposed to be snakes until you said it, I just thought that was really nicely designed armor.

And clearly, your many times drawing Two have tainted you on the inside, even your scary guys now we want to cuddle
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>>29495549
Can... Can it be a dingus Jackal-Diamond Dog named Nubi?
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>>29495568
Sure, buddy, sure.

And we'll get you some hot coco.
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>>29495564
>And clearly, your many times drawing Two have tainted you on the inside, even your scary guys now we want to cuddle

I'll get to work on Cuppie the Street Urchin then... apparently I'm done as an artist of serious images.
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>>29495531
>guess I made the eyes a bit too much,

Considering his first thought was apparently "Oh shit that gaze would make me shit myself" i'd say you nailed it.
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>>29495502
It would look better from a side angle, also colors would help quite a bit.

>>29495511
Mhm...
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>AJ
"Celestia"
~~

>Tia? Gotta question.

"And I'll have you know I was feeling love before you came up. Love. LOVE! I felt love in my heart and it made all things feel wonderful, but now everything is terrible and you should feel terrible."

>Ah' don't.

"That makes sense, you having no heart and all."

>Ah' do, and it beats like an apple grows.

"So, slowly, and only when it devours the remains of dead things."

>Pretty much. But mah' question is, what are the weapons the pegasi currently have?

"Beg pardon?"

>The Pegasi, what do they use to attack someone?

"Their hooves? Or wings, did you know they could cut stuff with wings? It's pretty cool."

>Is that it?

"Yes?"

>So if say, a dragon arrived-

"They'd try and cut it with their wings."

>So let me get this straight, your strategy for your pegasi, something that can move in a complete three hundred and sixty directions, iffin' mah' fancy math holds, something that can fly in every which way and up, in order to deal with any kind of threat what your battle strategy is to 'hit it with their hooves real hard'.

"Or wings!"

>Seriously?

"I never claimed to be a war tactician."

>Did you ever hire someone to be one?

"Uh-"

>DANG IT!

"I'm sorry!"

>Our fliers are literally charging dang dragons with hopes and dreams and it's all your fault!

"NO HEART, APPLEJACK!"

JUMP!
CRACK!

>And Ah' drained yer' pool!

"NO! HEART!"
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>>29495575
>Cuppie the Street Urchin
Schmoe no!
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>>29495626
Battle saddles don't work, AJ! They just don't!

Pegasi don't give the forward thrust moment of need it to compensate for firing a shot in mid air! Logic just isn't there!
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>>29495642
I'm alright, really, just a little annoyed and I'm slightly immature at the best of times, this is not one of those times but its not the worst its been. HAH!

In all seriousness I just wanted you guys to look at this and see if you guys wanted to actually consider using it.

If so, I'd actually work on it instead of presenting a drawing that took me 10 minutes at most to do. If not, I'd just file it away for my own use, no harm done.

So until I get a solid yes, this Scarily-Cuddleable Mare is just an idea without even a name of her own.
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>>29495690
I dunno, I'd consider doing something with it, but I don't want to fracture the plot anymore than it already is. If there is a good opening, I might look into it, thanks for sharing all the same!
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>>29495701
fracture the plot he says, we only follow the show loosely now a days. I mean we haven't even done anything with Glimmer and we should have seen here once already.
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Pinkie Preview Prophecies

>Applejack is going to jack that.
>Pinkie chase after an ice cream cart.
>Rainbow Dash's mind is telling her no, but her body is having the urge.
>This isn't even Barry Punch's final form.
>Derpy feels a little cross-eyed.
>Blueblood has a princely moment...but still hates going to the Cowrean dry cleaners.
>Scootaloo lives up to her name.
>skin-tight fanservice!

I made DT chase after an ice cream cart, Cadence chase after an ice cream cart, and now it's Pinkie's turn. THE SET MUST BE COMPLETE!
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>>29495733
Meant fracture as in send off characters in new side missions or the like, like having Twilight or Dash go over to Saddle Arabia to meet her, or send AJ off on a mini arc when Sunset is ramping up again. If there's a calm moment, like with the inevitably fun-arc that's going to follow this one, I'll see if there's a way to introduce her and do something with her, but obviously plans change.
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>>29495685
You're only right to a certain degree Anon, Battle Saddles don't work on Pegasai and are redundant on Unicorns.

The fact is battle saddles are only effective with earth ponies and should be a Two-Pony job to operate. One to wear the saddle and the weaponry attached too it, and the other to operate it.

A Unicorn doesn't even need a battle saddle cause magic... well unless they're completely worthless in combat, then you send them along as operator/technicians for the battle saddles and their armaments.

Pegasai should stick to low recoild or recoilless weaponry. Auto-Crossbows would work best and can fire a wide variety of specialized bolts for various purposes...

Sorry, I nerded out a bit there, I've been giving pony combat a lot of thought over the years.
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>>29495761
Actually, I was going to suggest we send Celestia out as the main focus. I want her to be bad enough to get Celestia off her beautiful white rump and out and about.

We could also get the Sun-Terrorist back into the picture for a bit, either seriously or comically.
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>>29495736
>I made DT chase after an ice cream cart, Cadence chase after an ice cream cart, and now it's Pinkie's turn. THE SET MUST BE COMPLETE

Cue the one time we don't get unlocked.
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>>29495828
Might be interesting, but why would she investigate a Saddle Arabian affair? Aren't both their countries on thin ice with each other?
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>>29495894
Might be an Olive Brach affair. Because you know ponies have to solve everything around here.
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>>29495894

Actually I have this half formed idea about this mare leading a cult of Saddle Arabian Uni's and they're going to use ancient and powerful magics in contrast to everyone going technological, to try and steal control of the Sun.

So Celesta being the one to deal with a would be usurper seems perfectly sound.
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>SA
"AJ"
~~~
"Are these chaps tight on me?"

>And there's the loaded question, everyone! Put your hoof on this shiny trigger, what could possibly go wrong?

"Ah'm serious."

>That you think I'm not shows you might not know me as well as you think you do.

"Ah' don't mean in that way, ya' dang perv!"

>Says the mare shaking her flank in my face.

"What Ah' mean is... uh..."

>Heeere it comes.

"Ah' just wanna know if, ya' know...smsmsm."

>Beg pardon?

"If it'smsms."

>...What?

"If it's fat, okay!? Is it.. jiggly?"

>Hmm...

SLAP!

"YOU! DID! NOT!... ENJOY YER' TRIP TO THE MOON, APPLEBUCKIN' STYLE-"

>Yes.

"...w-what?"

>Yes, it's jiggling, a lot. So...

"Oh mah' stars."

>It's not muscle.

"Oh. Mah. Stars."

>It's fa-

"Don't say it!"

>It's fa-

"Don't!"

>...it's nothing you can't handle.

"DO-oh. Wait, that one's nice. Ya' think so?"

>I know so. You want to go for a run? I always do some rounds, keeps the dad-bod from forming. You can join me, it'll be fun! Trust me, burns off things you didn't know could burn.

"...Ah'd like that.... But Ah'm still gonna buck you to the moon-"

>No you're not.

"Oh yeah? Call mah' bluff-"

SLAP!

"..."

>And I'm not on the moon. Why? Because you just saw the reflection in the mirror, didn't you?

"...yer' dang lucky you timed that right."

>You want to talk, or do you want to feel some burning?

"...first one ta' lap the castle gets chocolate."

>Kind of defeating the purpose-

"Thenyoudon'tcareifAh'takethelead!"

>OH NO YOU DO NOT!

"Ha ha! Run Shiny run!"

>Apppleejaaacckk!

"GAH!"
ZOOM!
>...Was it something I said?

"NNnnnoooo..."

>At least she's burning off calories...
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>>29496067
I don't know how to feel about this...
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>>29496067
Why must you make me feel things, anon!?
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>>29496067
>SLAP!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DbbMny5wmD
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>>29496234
That jingle is familiar, but sadly I can't place the tune, so the joke is lost on me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_WNnHQXsfw

Watch a few of these and you'll understand the meme.
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>>29496067
I'd say he should stick to only slapping his wife on the ass, but I understand you don't want to break his leg
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>>29496502
Yeah, then he'd have to go behind the castle and off himself with the stick.
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>>29496557
Man, walking back there going to be hard enough, you really going to make him of himself too, give him a break.
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>>29496663
What is Teleportation?
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>>29496057
OK, say we do this, what's to stop Celestia from just simply Sunny-Disintegrating her? You know besides morals or whatever? Celestial out classes most mortal beings as is, broken ass Changeling Queens not included, though that was more what she could safely use in a populated area full of her citizens than being unable to.

A potentially magically empowered Pegasus should be child's play, right?
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>>29497107
What if we have her powers focused on maintaining control over the sun gradually taking more and more effort until she left at the same level of strength as her foe? Then it will be a battle of equal strength. Plus you can have her go with the Guards, let them actually do something besides trying to keep their crumbling city from crumbling further?
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>Draw a Saddle Arabian
>Say she's from Trottingham
>Make an Arab-expy a native of Middle England-expy

Well at least we're being true to real life
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>>29495192
I, for one, welcome our new Guardsmare with the horribly intimidating glare of death and look forward to writing stories about her.

King Engine, ho!
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NC
>Evo Corp Employee
“ECE2”
~~~~

>Okay seriously that glowing is worrying me-

“It’ll be fiiiiine.”

>We could all explode or die or worse-

“Fiiiiiine.”

>Or we get vaporized like a character we don’t know-

“Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.”

>…

“Fine.”

>…You are really assuring.

“Well I am a psychiatrist.
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NC
>FS
“???”
‘???’
~~~~

>And welcome everyone to another episode of Fantastically Fixing Friendships, Featuring Fluttershy. It’s during this time content doesn’t matter, but you do, all of you do. Our next guests are a pair rarely seen apart, but might just split. Please welcome Roseluck and Flower Wishes.

“There’s nothing to talk about, she wants to ‘branch out’, whatever!”

‘Yep! Nothing to say! I’m not stagnating in the ground because she wants to overshadow me!’

>It sounds like you both have something you want off your chest.

“No, it’s fine! Screw me over on Harvest Season!”

‘Yeah, because it’s not like if I want to establish myself, I need to actually go harvest my own supply and sell it!’

“Right, and you pick now to tell me! When it’s too late to hire any help!”

‘I didn’t even decide until yesterday!’

>But you were considering it, right?

'I have for a while.’

>Wouldn’t it have been fair to include her in that? Tell her you were thinking about it? That lets her prepare if you make either choice.

‘I guess… but it’s been really hard on me.’

“Oh, poor you!’

>Do you think one of the reasons she didn’t ask you is that you’re being very confrontational, and not very supportive? It seems like you don’t want her to succeed.

“Of course I do. It’s just… I can’t believe she wouldn’t tell me.”

‘Roseluck, I just didn’t want you to hate me for leaving.’

“Are you leaving town?”

‘Well no, I’ll be across the street.’

‘Then why would I want to stop you? You’ve always been good at it, you deserve a chance to prove it.”

‘I guess I was being silly.’

“And I guess I over reacted and didn’t make it better.”

‘I’m sorry.’

“Me too. Still a trio?”

‘Always.’

>It’s so nice when friends can come together… andthengohaveraginggoodbyesexthatwrecksthebed

“What?”

‘I said that’s all the time we have today. As always, stay kind.
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>>29498236
So damn chill.
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>>29498490
Looks more hot and randy to me.
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>SA
"AJ"
~~~

"The missus still leaving you high and dry?"

>As a bone. Apparently she doesn't want me anywhere near ontop of her. She claims babyfear.

"What about her bein' on top? Or do ya' gotta problem with that?"

>This may surprise you, but no. However, she says it's too much work.

"What about her bein' on top and you do all the work?"

>Again, she claims no. She thinks my grip will slip.

"Would it?"

>It would not, I would hold on for dear loving.

"What about, ya' know, spasms?

>Trained to handle them.

"HAW! If that's what you want ta' call it. Thoooough."

>Though?

"Can't she just give a little, ya' know, milking attention?"

>HA HA HAAAA!

"Not a fan?"

>Not a fan.

"Dang, that sucks. Do you-"

>Plenty. Love doing it, in fact, she loves it.

"See, now Ah'd at least reciprocate there, that's not fair."

>I'll admit, I'd rather not press the matter.

"Well that was obvious!'

>Walked right into that one.

"Unlike her!"

>Ohhhh.

"...ya'll think it's weird we can talk about this now? A year ago Ah'd be redder than an apple iffin' Ah' tried to talk about it."

>At some point, I just found discussing sex with you way too easy.

"Should we question it?"

>Sure.

"..."

>...Well?

"Mah' apple smoothie needs a refill."

>Bingo. Anything else?

"Tell her it's made of candy."

>She'd bite down.

"Best ten seconds of yer' life, guaranteed."

>...having trouble arguing that.

"HAW!"

>I'm noticing a patter with the mares I hang out with....
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>>29499461
L E W D
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>>29499461
Now that is weirdly chill and randy.
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>>29499461
>"Dang, that sucks. Do you-"
>>Plenty. Love doing it, in fact, she loves it.
>"See, now Ah'd at least reciprocate there, that's not fair."

Wait, I thought Cadence was still averse to sex in any and all forms?
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>>29499708
I assume he meant either on the two rare times he actually did it, or back before they were married when she was a sex-fairy.

Seriously, apparently she and Shiny used to bang ALL THE TIME before they got married, they even made a sex-tape that broke 42, but after marriage it suddenly stopped. Apparently in that time, he used to enjoy some cotton candy, but she never tasted the cremesicle.
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>>29499743
>they even made a sex-tape that broke 42
???
>but after marriage it suddenly stopped
but why???
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>>29499743
It also the reason they got banned from the Gala, or at least our joking reason why they didn't exist before they existed. Apparently they got drunk and tried to have sex right there.

>>29499743
Cotton candy seems more a Pinkie ting, I'd go with some strawberry sherbet
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>>29499756
>>they even made a sex-tape that broke 42

Ta daaa http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/17077404/#17125905

>but after marriage it suddenly stopped
No idea, but they were always vanilla in sex. They did it plenty but they never did anything too weird.
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>>29499805
>{...So, just so we're all clear, we can in fact at last confirm it was Chrysalis who was bad in bed.}

This made me happy
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>>29499976
Well, obviously she's bad in bed. She was a virgin.
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>>29500020
>She was a virgin.
I keep forgetting that fact, since I keep forgetting none of the changelings in her hive are her own.

So, in the end, Chrysalis is essentially that one whiny 13 year old who brags about having sex with the hottest girls three times a day we all have come across in our lives.

Feels good, doesn't it?
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>Celestia
"Twilight'
~~~

>My most faithful student! How is everything coming along over here?

"I've set the entire laboratory on fire."

>...and this is-

"This is amazing."

>...I see?

"No, seriously, they've completely revitalized the use of firemagic in the spellcasters book, this new theory could lead to us recreating Starswirl's legendary Spire-Melting-Flame! Named so because of the legend surrounding it that he once used it to destroy a grander weather spire, and melt it to the ground! All by accident, of course."

>...

"Princess?"

>You um... you can stop trying to recreate that spell.

"I don't... what?"

>It's... not a spell. And Starswirl never did that, kind soul he was.

"So then it never happened? I guess you'd know."

>It happened... but it wasn't a spell.

"What? Then what was it?"

>........a... 'misused' weather rod........

"..."

>...

"...I'm going to let them dream, and while that happens, I'm going to take a nice, long shower..."

>It doesn't make the shame go away.

"But it hides the tears so well."

>...I've taught you all I know.
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>>29500134
Brilliant.
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>>29497482
>let them actually do something besides trying to keep their crumbling city from crumbling further?

Do the guards even bother with anything anymore? I mean, nothing happens. Crime was already in the minimal range before this, and now that they've got robots it's not like they're going to fight a lot of ponies. The city isn't that bad off anymore, and hasn't been for a while.
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>>29500428
>Guard 1
"Guard 2"
~~~~

>Is there anything to report?

"A child stole a candy bar."

>BREAKING FUCKING NEWS!

"Right? Worst crime wave to hit this city since the great litterbug of last month."

>Will the horror ever end!?

"This is why the city needs us. This is why we're here. This is why we are... Equestria's Finest."

>Damn straight.

"..."

>...Did you bring the booze?

"My peacetrotter caught on and replaced it with applejuice."

>NARC
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>Stormy Flare
"Spitfire"
~~~~

>Sweetie!

"MOMMY!"

They hugged.

"What brings you down here?"

>Oh, I just wanted to see my little Itty-bitty-spitty again, you know how us old mares get sometimes.

"Ahaa, ahahah, if that nickname catches on, I'm blaming you."

>Feel free! And then send whoever said it to you over to me, I'll deal with them. With cookies!

"..."

>The cookies will have-

"I can imagine."

>Then I've trained you right.

"Well, I'm glad to see you again, we never get to talk anymore."

>Too true! So, do you have a special someone I should meet?

"What? No, why would you... oh dang it mom."

>I want grandbabies!

"And I don't want to get knocked up."

>Are you even looking? Surely you've met someone.

"I have not."

>I'm getting older, sweetie, and you're getting older, and something is going to break!

"I'm not dating anyone, mom!"

>...I'll accept-

"Don't."

>I will absolutely accept-

"Don't!"

>...

"..."

>...I will absolutely accept Spike if-

"I'M NOT DATING SHINING A-wait, Spike?"

>Yes? He seems nice, has a steady military job, and those funny little radio hosts say he's single, so...

"...wow. No. That's... stomach churning. He's like, yay high?"

>Isn't that normal for dragons?

"I... don't... know. But no, I'm like ninety nine percent sure we can't crossbreed. You're shooting yourself in the hoof here"

>Darn. I'll drop that.

"Phew."

>...but anyone else doesn't seem so bad now, does it-

"DAMN IT MOM!"
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>>29500945
Ha ha! It's funny because someone was actually planning to do that.
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>>29501103
Realistically, and I said it only slightly sarcastically, if we did want to bring back the Harem for him who would we even include?
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>>29501134
Everyone not already in Shining's, I'd say.

Except AJ. Boss bitch like her only needs one stud to make the perfect power-couple.
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>>29501152
>Everyone not already in Shining's, I'd say.

Plus Twilight, we have to append. Who though we occasionally like to make a joke of, have firmly established it's not... creepy!
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>>29501152
>Except AJ

Why did you add that? You already said everyone already not in Shinings.

obnoxiouswink
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>>29501152
>Everyone not already in Shining's, I'd say.

So that leaves, what, his mom?

I kid I kid...
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>>29500428
What I mean by
> trying to keep their crumbling city from crumbling further?
Is that they can only react to a danger already causing damage to the city. If they go with Celestia it might give them that extra bit of kick to turn them into the steadfast Guards they should try to be.
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>>29501152
>>>29501134 #
>Everyone not already in Shining's, I'd say.

The pool is way thinner than that. The griffons are out of the question, there is not a chance in hell that we can match the Ghostbusters development this late in the game, Pj has her boys, Arana likes Blueblood better, The married/engaged ones are out of bounds, and most of Ponyville is an unknown to him.

Who is actually left, outside of the main four?(Since AJ and Twi are out, obviously.)
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>>29501260
Clearly, he needs to sway Lightning Dust to the path of good to get Dashs job back!

With his dick!

And then Dash will be so appreciative that she won't mind if LD finally works out that tension, so long as Spike gets to join in.

So damn cash
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>Chrysalis
“Changeling’
~~~

>Stop.

“But I-‘

>Stop. I don’t want to hear it. I don’t want to know.

“It’s really interesting-“

>And I don’t want to know about it.

“Really, it’s pretty cool-“

>Don’t. Want. To. Know.

The changeling let out a huff of indignation, adjusted his fuzzy gloves, hiked up his suspenders, made sure his bow tie was straight, and with a tip of his baseball cap he waddled out the door on big red floppy shoes, his pure white nose pointed up to the sky in a dignified strut.

>…what the fuck is Maretonia even like?
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>>29501401
...wait.

Was that Pinkies costume!?
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>>29501401
It feels like the Lings are starting to actively try and piss Chrysalis off, just to see how far she'll let them go...

Oh my god! They are past yheir moronic, testosterone fuelled adolescencr and are finally reaching the rebellious phase!
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>Cadence
“AJ”
~~~

“Still wanna do something whacky with me?”

>HA. HA. HAAAAA.

“Ah’ thought so.”

>Never get pregnant. This is awful. This is the worst. This is what Tartarus is.

“That saying don’t make a lick of sense when Ah’ can literally walk over there and it’s not even that bad of a place.”

>It really did lose a lot of it’s bite after Celestia desensitized it. No fires at all!

“Not a whole lot of wails of the damned either.”

>Really just doesn’t feel like a near-eternal imprisonment.

“Seems more like just a concept of ‘put the badguys here’.”

>What’s even the rehabilitation training like over there?

“Does it have one? Ah’ve never heard of it. Ah’ just know it’s guarded by a big scary dog.”

>Well, surely Auntie Celestia would do something more than just put a big scary dog up there and call it a day… right?

“…”

>…Ah’ think Ah’ve got another question for her.
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>>29501884
I can't tell if that last line was a mistake, or if she's mocking AJ there.
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CD

~~~

excerpt taken from the holy book of the Church of the True Goddess
book found ca. 730 B.D. in a ruined temple by independent explorers
dating the age of the book has proven to be neigh impossible to this day

~~~

Once upon a time, in a magical land before Equestria...

...there was a kindhearted goddess full of compassion, who sought to bring life to all of the world. But Equus was barren and devoid of any life. To fulfill her desire, she shed her tears upon the desolate land and used her powers to create the sun to bring the the world its first dawn; when she brought out the moon to begin the first night, her tears had allowed the seeds life to blossom into living beings on their own.

Thus, the Firsts of all those who were and one day would be were created, be they blessed with hoof or claws, feet or fins.

But as time went on, other things emerged from the dreadful void of light beyond the stars. The Firsts all relished and thrived in the glorious sun- and moonlight they goddess had given them, but there were beings from before even a time Equus itself existed, who shunned and sought to destroy all the goddess had created.

One fateful day, these beings, who had once been One, came and laid devastation upon the first buds of civilization. The goddess tried to reason with them, but the beings of the Void were beyond reason. Even as separate entities, they represented nothing but despair, pain and suffering.

The goddess loved all life equally, but when she heard and felt the despair of those unable to defend themselves, she vowed that she would protect the fragile, budding flowers of life she had helped create. Reluctantly, the goddess harnessed the most powerful magic known to her and used it to defeat and seal the Horrors away, banishing them to different corners of the world.

All was well again.


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>>29502112
Yet, while her children rejoiced, the goddess grieved.

She had slain and inflicted pain where she only wanted to bring light and joy. In the wake of the Horrors and her battle with them, entire species and nations had vanished without a trace. The goddess took on responsibility for her actions, and vowed to never again directly intervene in the matters of the world again, until a time when the Horrors would return and she was needed again.

As she ascended into the the realm far beyond the reach and understanding of even the Firsts, six droplets of her blood from a wound struck upon her divine hide by one of the Horrors mingled with the trail of tears she left in her wake, creating a new form of life. A life infused with her divine essence; beings with her immortal blood in their veins, brought to life.

Two fell upon the land of ponies, taking the shape of divine sisters who would one day guide the sun and moon to create harmony in all the land. Two fell upon the devastated lands of those who were no more and absorbed their remnants. Twisted with the essence of the Horror that had wounded her, they spawned as broken, shattered and confused amalgams of Chaos and Strife that sought to oppose all the regal sisters represented.

The last two seeped deep, deep into the earth, falling into a slumber from which they could not be awakened... awaiting the day the Goddess would return, to join with her at her darkest hour.

~~~

Hoofington Valley...

~~~

Light.

Light is the first thing a living being sees the moment it is spawned into this world, shortly followed by hearing its own, shrill cry of surprise and loss as it is taken from the safe haven it had been in before. A child, mewling pathetically, unable to comprehend what it was and why it had been taken into this cold, harsh world full of bright lights and sounds.

Light.


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>>29502123

Light was the last thing those who still remained in the sprawling tunnels of the Alternative Energy Project EVO had set into motion beneath Hoofington, when the true goals of those who headed it finally came within their reach. As it came near them, they heard unearthly beautiful whispers. Their psyche eroded, their mind vanished while their soul was whisked away with the light All that remained were comatose bodies, devoid of everything that had once made them an individual.

It was an all-devouring, gentle, blue light.

Diffuse like mist, but opaque like a glass pane that had been vandalized with sand paper. It moved, coiled, twisted, crawled, like a living being. Wandering along the walls, dragging itself forwards over the ground at a breakneck speed no cart nor machine from this world could match.

The light took.

The light consumed.

The light became everything those falling prey to it knew.

Once touched by the light, they wore torn from this world that had brought the happiness, sadness, grief, love... and whisked them away to join it. To become one with eternity. To become one with divinity. To once more return to the one who had once given them life from nothing but clay and tears.

The light couldn't think, for it had no intellect.

The light couldn't be judged for its actions, for it had no understanding of morals.

The light was, and would always be.

But with each living being it touched, it began to grow. With each being that found itself caught in the inescapable vortex of of souls it was accumulating, it matured. It was becoming a being of its own, with a vague understanding of what it was supposed to be and what it needed to do.


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>>29502135

But as pure as its origin and drive may be, every being it consumed affected it, changed it and made it less an individual and more of an unorganized amalgam of souls. Souls that had known nothing but fear, sadness and loss in the last moments of their existence. Every soul cried out within it, roaring in defiance, sobbing in fear or babbling from madness. They lacked their bodies to be individuals again, and It lacked the means to make them whole again. They couldn't understand what It was, and It couldn't help them, no mater how badly It wanted them to know that they were safe at last.

But It began to realize a solution to this, muddled and diffuse as it may be.

It needed more. It needed far, far, FAR more. It needed all of them. It needed all and everything. All it had once given, all It had once created. To fight. To protect. To defend. It was the means to an end, part of a greater whole.

IT didn't know why, for IT lacked the means to know history or its own origin. All IT knew was that IT had awoken. And that meant that it was time to return. Return to the origin, return to fight once more. Return to destroy the horrid darkness that sought to snuff out all light in the universe.

So IT pressed on, uncomprehending, further and further aggravated, enraged and confused with every life IT took into ITSELF.

By the time what the souls within IT considered ITS bottom reached the native caves of the Diamond Dogs, thriving with life scrambling to escape from IT, IT merely contained seven unlucky souls.

IT would soon grow by a hundred-fold.

Then, finally, IT would be ready to break free of ITS

bed
PRISON

in the cold, silent earth and

become One with mother
KILL EVERYTHING

once more.


~~~

In the Alternative Energy Project control room...

~~~


“Sweet merciful Faust above, what is that thing...?”


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>>29502146

Two dozen sets of eyes stared openly upon the viewing screen that switched to another camera whenever the previous fell victim to the strange phenomenon they all had witnessed come into existence a little under five minutes ago.

“It... it looks like some weird sort of light, doesn't it?”

“Who cares what it is, look at what it is doing!”

Some watched, in awe, wonder and amazement. Others, with horror, disgust and revulsion. Some few averted their eyes. But none of them could ignore the reality of another one of them, a technician meant to perform some last routine checks, spotted the light, turned, tried to run and was swiftly caught within it.

The stallion screamed, eyes wide, then stiffed and fell over, white vapor seemingly pouring from his eyes and ears. His body was left unharmed, that much they could tell before the light reached the camera and short-circuited it.

“It's... it seems to be traveling along the power lines, doesn't it?”

They all turned their heads and stared at he gryphon who had spoken up.

“Wouldn't that mean it will eventually pass through here, to the generator... and then up to the surface?”

As tough as some of them claimed to be, due to a life of hardships, and as resilient as the mind control that kept some of them much more calm over the last few months may be, everyone in the room felt as if a weight had been dropped into the pit of their stomach.

“Oh no... Oh God, oh no... we... we have to contain it, don't we?”

“Forget it. The AI is still locking us out for some reason.”

“So... what can we do...?”


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>>29502155

All of them briefly turned their heads to one-another, seeing similar insecure looks of fear and on-setting desperation. Then, they slowly turned their gazes towards the screen... to where the sprawling light washed down the corridors like a tidal wave of liquid light, passing through doors, gates and walls without even slowing down, the single, massive main trunk that traveled along the hidden power lines inlaid into the walls of the tunnels guiding it.

Only one of them spoke up. The oldest, most experienced and most rational of them all.

“We beg whatever Devil or God we have slighted for forgiveness... and hope that any mercy it grants us will be swift and painless.”

When IT reached their unexpected prison moments later, IT turned it into a tomb full of breathing, soulless bodies; a new collection of souls full of despair and regret forming another facet of ITS emerging psyche.

And if anyone would've paused and listened closely enough, instead of scrambling and screaming in abject horror, they would have heard the barest, gentle whisper of of hundreds of voices telling their life stories as they awaited to pass on into the realm beyond the reach of the living.

~~~
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>>29502135
>As it came near them, they heard unearthly beautiful whispers. Their psyche eroded, their mind vanished while their soul was whisked away with the light All that remained were comatose bodies, devoid of everything that had once made them an individual.

it's getting WORSE
>>
I KNEW THERE'D BE A FUCKING BODYCOUNT

NOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO

WE GOTTA PIVOT THE FUCKING MAIN CHARACTERS OVER TO THIS SHITE

OR WE'LL HAVE GONE OFF THE DEEP END AND ARE JUST CHUCKING PONES AT COSMIC HORRORS LIKE FOCKING CANDIES
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>>29502190
I love your accent.

Talk dirty to me, you unwashed, country hick rogue~
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>>29502202
If you're the one who wrote that then fuck you
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>>29502211
Nay. I am not. But I am willing to think up ways to counteract or improve this situation. We all have a bit of a writer in us.
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>>29502165
Yeah, see, this is what I was talking about. This comes out of nowhere, makes no sense, completely conflicts with the plans that were set up before it, contradicts several things in the lead up, would be a problem if it was the main focus, and now we've introduced a body count in a horribly mismanaged and transparent way to up the stakes. This is all something that would have to be written AROUND, not built up on.

What a mess.
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>>29502165
>Hi, I know you had something going on, and my premise doesn't fit with the light as it's been used and describes up to this point, and you have this invasion thing going on, but can we just haphazardly jam in this fucking thing that came out of nowhere and make IT the main focus now?

Ha.
Noooooo.

Unless we want to retcon that everyone is suddenly now super effected by that light and undo all those confrontations with Spike and Sunset so we can focus on this.
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>>29502250
>conflicts with the plans that were set up before it

I agree with you on all accounts but this stuck out

What

What plans?

What was expected of the Blues Clues glow?

It was something to do with the Heaven's Door or whatever, and I'd be happy to kick the "woogidy woogidy meesa Hermaeus Mora" eldritch fuck off back to whatever the feck.

But what is the "correct" route?
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>>29502250
>This comes out of nowhere
For you, apparently.

>makes no sense
Because you don't know where this is going yet.

>completely conflicts with the plans that were set up before it
Whose plans? Yours?

>contradicts several things in the lead up
Which?

>would be a problem if it was the main focus
How so? The fact that you don't like it personally aside.

>now we've introduced a body count
We have? That's kinda news to me. And I wrote that story.

>horribly mismanaged and transparent way to up the stakes
The stakes of what exactly?

>This is all something that would have to be written AROUND
Do you even write?

>undo all those confrontations with Spike and Sunset
Nice hyperbole. let me jsut call KKKAnon so he knows his story has been retconned. No, wait. That's dumb.

>focus on this
I do believe the focus is Sunset trying to fuck over God, Chitania near death, and the A-Team waddling into something they are starting to lose control over. Oh, and maybe AJ. Or not. Depends.
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>>29502165
I'm actually going to disagree with the others and say I love the idea of an all encompassing soul absorbing thing that is completely benign at heart but causing misery without meaning to, and it's written in such a way we could theoretically bring back all that it killed at the end of it so this can add in steaks without necessarily making it permanent, I love the base idea, and it could be cool, but I sadly have to agree that the execution of this introduction was mismanaged. It doesn't make sense with Sunsets plans, prior descriptions, wasn't hinted at except in The most rudimentary way in the preview story you wrote, and now it takes away from the central focus of Sunset and Chitania's plan coming to fruition. This explanation of the light was not built up or planned out at all, and it shows.

Fantastic concept, love it to death, not so great execution.
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>>29502281
>>29502289
Sunsets plans!

SUNSETS PLANS
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>Princess Applejack general! We really really shouldn't try to write the mythos!
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>>29502300
>it takes away from the central focus of Sunset and Chitania's plan coming to fruition
You know, I do keep hearing that worry, but I seriously can't imagine how it does. Well, unless what KKKAnon has planned is abso-fucking-lutely out of left field and couldn't be predicted in any way.
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>>29502311
...wow, you know Sunset's plans, down to the details! Did you read one of our writer's secret notes! Praytell, let us know!

WHAT.
EXACTLY.
IS SUNSET.
ABOUT TO DO.
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>>29502332
WELL IT PROBABLY AIN'T ANYTHING TO DO WITH [CTHULLU ENTER STAGE LEFT]
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>>29502338
Oh, sorry. I shall more subtly introduce unexpected events the next time someone PLANS TO PUNCH GOD IN THE FACE BECAUSE THEY DON'T AGREE WITH HER.
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>>29502289
>For you, apparently.

Oh yeah no I'm sorry clearly I'm the only one who-oh wait!

>don't know where it's going
Fantastic! Still completely contradicts every detail of how this light acted up to this point, and also now is in a completely different location and doing something to others it touches it's not doing to the main characters because it was clearly pulled out of nowhere!

>Which?
How quickly it progressed(the one behind the others were so slow that they could outpace it) what it does (do I need to say it?) how it effects others (come the fuck on with this soul bullshit)


>How so?
... you want to know how dealing with this would suddenly be a problem?

>What stakes?

The one now including all expanding asspulls that absorb souls and apparently can't be stopped.

>hyperbole

How else could literally anything we've seen this glow do work? You showed doing exactly 2 things, and both of those things involved it harming people or taking their souls. I don't see how that could at all sync up with what we've seen, or are you implying that this is a completely different unrelated even more out of nowhere glow?

And yes, that's the focus!

So maybe throwing in this other new tears who made energy bullshit from no where in creating a being that absorbs the very essence of who ever it touches might have to be written around a bit, not added to!
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You know what?

I openly invite anyone to improve on or correct or even work against what I have written. I wouldn't even be a slightest bit mad if you took what I wrote and turned it aroudn to suit your whims. DO SOMETHING.

If you can't, won't or don't want to, that's fine. You may go on complaining, but since there's little productive in it aside from 'I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THIS IS EXECUTED' I can't help you. I write the way I do. I try my best, it isn't perfect, but it brings me a little bit of joy.

But I don't really feel like stopping to have fun and write stuff I like because some of you feel like I stepped on your sensibilities or preferences. If ANY of you... a SINGLE one of you would have said 'Hey, this goes against what *I* have written/planned', I'd concede that it was rude and that I may need to overthink it after hearing your criticism out.

But all I currently hear is 'I don't like reading this'. And that's fine. You don't have to. Move along. You are free to do so.

You guys do this all the time. You piss all over stuff that's happening, someone writes or tries to execute, and then you wonder and whine why no one develops characters or abandons ideas mid-way.
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>>29502355
So what, is she going to punch this new being? One that apparently did not exist before now because it's a soul absorbing light and if it got out before it would do what it does now?

That said, I don't write so I'm not torn. I wouldn't mind it being canon, but I think we're a bit too spoiled buildup wise. Were so used to revealing so much you can figure it out before it happens that when completely new elements come in with next to no explanation we just don't take it.
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>>29502428
Well that feels kinda smug

Boiling it all down to "Oh you just don't like it"

When people have pointed out that there's a blatant fucking contradiction between what you're writing the Blue Light to do to characters compared to what it has done to them for the past.... two so threads?

Spoiler alert: No soul zapping

>You guys do this all the time. You piss all over stuff that's happening, someone writes or tries to execute, and then you wonder and whine why no one develops characters or abandons ideas mid-way.

Name 'em, archive-dive them, and I'll see your point.
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>>29502377
>completely contradicts every detail of how this light acted up to this point
Are you implying I contradicted myself? In my own story? In a world full of magic and beings who can sustain themselves on a vague emotion that can only be measured by one individual in the entire world?

>How quickly it progressed
...was I too subtle in my previous stories about all the shit Sunset does? Huh.

>... you want to know how dealing with this would suddenly be a problem?
Still doubt you would deal with it by writing a story

>asspulls
Tirek wants you to know he's bored. Can he come out to play?

>And yes, that's the focus!
I'd be OK with 'the glow' not being the focus just yet, but I can make it the focus if you insist, I guess...?

>>29502440
>I wouldn't mind it being canon, but I think we're a bit too spoiled buildup wise. Were so used to revealing so much you can figure it out before it happens that when completely new elements come in with next to no explanation we just don't take it.
I know you propably won't believe me, given my previous tone in writing... but wow, you almost made me choke up.

Amen.


>>29502460
>Well that feels kinda smug
It is!

>Name 'em, archive-dive them, and I'll see your point.
I won't provide the narrative for your complaints. The fact that you actually want to talk this out almost makes me want to talk to you in person. But this is the Mongolian Mandaladrawing Board, so I guess we'll hiss and act like total dicks until one of us tires of it and goes to bed feeling like a dick for getting riled up about an internet argument.
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>>29502477
>I won't provide the narrative for your complaints.

Nigga you claim that we REEE and shit all over Bold New Ideas and you're gonna have to prove that such a thing did in fact happen.
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By the by, I am alright if the vocal majority votes the storys to be OUT... but then I'd propably stop writing alltogether. I don't want another writer to have to try and incorporate my ideas into something better-planned because they all ahve gotten used to his style to the point of him being the most dominant storyteller and plot-mover.

Plot, as in... main story. Not ass. That's LNPPAnon. He brings the booty. Or, well, tries to. Bless his pervy soul.
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>>29502428
>but since there's little productive in it aside from 'I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THIS IS EXECUTED' I can't help you.

If that's what you hear when you read "this contradicts what the element you're using did before, it clashes with the central focus and tries to grab all the attention from the main focus, and you literally just infodropped a completely new element and expected it to fit in perfectly" then I don't know what to tell you.

We don't want you to stop or take over, and we don't mind what your future plans are, it's the now we're worried about. WE can't see what you want to do, we don't know where you're going, all we can see is the right now and judge it accordingly. If something's wrong, something's wrong, and the fact you kept firing back against it is not helping anything. We don't want you to stop, but we aren't going to not critique it. Did you not see how we tore into Apple-crazies buildup? We critique elements, it's what we do, and this is HUGE, we can't just ignore it. If you don't want critique, you're in the wrong place. That said, don't use the "have to be a cook to call out food" thing, it's bad form. But since this is effecting you so much, you know what? I'm going to stop. You have an idea, you're dedicated to it, and if this clashes, it's up to them to tell you.
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>>29502460
As someone that's been here from the beginning and outside the current discussion/argument, I can say that, yes, it has happened before, people whining outer peoples idea into nothing because they don't like it. Some were justified, S-Anon trying to say that magic is all about intent and junk about the Elements of Harmony, it just rubbed people wrong. Others though, minor as they usually were were torn to pieces just because "Mmm no, fuck you. I don't like it."
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>>29502487
Stuff you bashed and made siur for any writwr invokved just because you didnt like it? Off the top of my head?

Pommel's Adventure
Spike vs Pommel
everything related to Diamond Tiara
Chrysalis actually accomplishing anything
Applejack's lovelife
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>>29502477
>Are you implying I contradicted myself?

...so this IS a completely new light that is in no way connected to the light that's been following our characters this whole time? It's not the one in the tower, it's not connected to the one in the tower, and it acts differently than the one in the tower?

You know what I'll take it. Sold.
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>>29502500
>But since this is effecting you so much, you know what? I'm going to stop. You have an idea, you're dedicated to it, and if this clashes, it's up to them to tell you.

W-what?

Hey! Hey, wait! Where are you going? Don't leave! I want to argue some more! This gives me sustenance!

Oi! You can't just walk away! That's not what we do here on 4chan! Are you listening! Don't act like you can't read this! Heeeeeey!

...


...huh...


It's okay.


...he'll be back.
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>>29502531
I'm trying to decide if I don't like that idea or not. On the one hand, it clears up every possible since it's a completely different entity from the one we all thought it was, and it's not connected in anyway shape or form to the light that we've seen so all the behavioral contradictions can be explained by it being just simply different.

...well, it would stop the debates?
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>>29502543
>...well, it would stop the debates?

Why would we stop? Debated make Recap Anon a happy man. Give the poor guy some rest and let's argue some more!
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>>29502519
... but all of those were finished and most of them got AMAZING stories from the critique, particularly AJ's love life and Pommel VS Spike for me personally.
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>>29502531
Wow that was not made clear, but I'll take it.

Though... isn't that still "hey guys! New Cthulhu element!... cool!"
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>>29502542
Alright fine, I'm back.

...you think KKA is in here? I'm worried if he is.
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>>29502543
>by it being just simply different.
But this raises another problem

If it's naught to do with Sunse'ts portal...god....thing...

Then... where did it come from? Why now? Was there any lead up to this? Any discussion? Any background before all this?

Even if it's not taking-the-wheel of the OG author's blue light and making it something else I'm afriad it's still a problem,

It's an out of nowhere lore dump with an active bodycount (That I'm guessing isn';t meant to be connected to the bodycount we're going to get A-la Blackbill... somehow) that is on a direct collission course with a plot that's been at least a month in the making.

If the author wanted to make an eldritch soul sucking light monster thing, then sure! just... give it some build up, give it some place and room to breathe and get past the intial conceptual hurdles.

Don't throw it right into the path of an oncoming freight train of an arc, that's just being a daftee

t. writer who once tried to make 32 the true Keikaku of Flash Sentry's chainsaw thing in the aftermath of Chitania's first Canterlot rampage...At least I think it was then, it was set in a bombed out Canterlot then
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>>29502592
I agree with this, if it IS the building light, it's doing everything brand new from how it acts to just how fast it is, and it requires this new lore we just learned not from a character, but via nameless text. Hard fit.
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>>29502620
>but via nameless text

I think that's what set me off kilter with it

I read the entry part and then the actual bit and thought

"...Wait what"
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>>29502575
Seriously. This has been planned out since Schmoe produced that 'Chitty in power srmor' drawing. Not built up a lot because I mostly just dropped hints and was waiting for a good point to inject it into another story without making it the main antagonist , like Cordyceps was. I tried to be subtle. I just MIGHT suck at subtle. I was told I am good at FIGHTS though.

Eh. I'll write Flash and Spike punching each other in the face next, so feel free to overanalyze that and give some insight into my writing from another perspective then.

>>29502585
>Alright fine, I'm back.
Aww. You DO love to hate me!

>...you think KKA is in here? I'm worried if he is.
To the contrary, I hope he is!

He's cool. I wish he wasn't trying so hard to be a mute recluse. I could prepare this shoddy piece of shit I call my writing g so much better if he and I were prepared for each other. Improve writing is HARD without having the audience notice the cheap seams and badly welded gaps between stories.
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>>29502592
>If it's naught to do with Sunse'ts portal...god....thing...
It MAY be relevant or part of her plans, right~?

>Then... where did it come from?
The stars.

>Why now?
KKKAnon delivered a perfect stage for this part of the story.

>Was there any lead up to this?
Hints and background noise in other stories, yes.

>Any discussion?
Actually, yes! We once discussed why Hoofingtone Valely was in a crater... and someoen joked about AYYYliens. Remember? So, hey! This is coming back!

>Any background before all this?
Will be revealed in the next story parts.

>Don't throw it right into the path of an oncoming freight train of an arc
...I became part of this wonderful thread because I wanted to write together with others. Kinda fascinated me, the potential of doing so, the ideas to bounce off on.

>t. writer who once tried
It hurts when something you are invested in and enjoy doing blows up in your face or goes wrong, doesn't it...?
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>>29502671
Alright, if it's brand new, I guess we'll just see where it goes.
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>>29502671
>It MAY be relevant or part of her plans, right~?
Roll of the dice on how pliant the main arc is though, throw a screball with too much yaw and it derails the damn thing and no-ones happy.

>The stars.
What

>KKKAnon delivered a perfect stage for this part of the story.
Are you entirely sure that left-fielding a brand new and terrifying threat with a shit ton of force multiplyer during the onset of the most anticipated arcs in recent thread memory is a good idea?

>Hints and background noise in other stories, yes.
If there was I am having a beyond hard time reconciling them. Particularly when you started with "Third part lore dump WOO". I am not recognising a single beat of your thing apart from stuff that's come from KKA; that being "The Blue Light is bad for ponies health at some point"

>Actually, yes! We once discussed why Hoofingtone Valely was in a crater... and someoen joked about AYYYliens. Remember? So, hey! This is coming back!
Now? Of all times?
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>>29502694
third party, not third part.

dumb cider
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>>29502694
>Roll of the dice on how pliant the main arc is though, throw a screball with too much yaw and it derails the damn thing and no-ones happy.
I have faith in myself and my fellow writers.

>Are you entirely sure that left-fielding a brand new and terrifying threat with a shit ton of force multiplyer during the onset of the most anticipated arcs in recent thread memory is a good idea?
The alternative is an all-time low of stories-per-thread AND stories-per-day. Yes, I counted. Yes, the numbers made me sad.

>"Third part lore dump WOO"
Twilight read the entire history of Nightmare Moon and the royal sisters to us from a kinda purple-prose history book in the first five minutes of the first episode. Trust me. Bringing lore onto a story without infodumping is tough, unless you do it at a dribbling, slow, glacial pace.

>Now? Of all times?
I don't know what to say to that... should I have waited until the Flurryheart? Or maybe until the ghostbusters thing is resolved? I am unsure when a 'better' time would be.
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>>29502702
>dumb cider
...am I making you drink in frustration? Now I feel bad.
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>>29502720
>I am unsure when a 'better' time would be.
Not when Sunset and Chitania are entering their supposed "endgame"?

Cos it's kinda important

And I'm still not over the "Oh it's something different from what KKA wrote, totally"

Blue light, bad for your health, God's and stuff, unseen unknowable horrors and so on and so forth?

In the exact same building? The exact same timing and circumstances?

At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, LOCALISED enTIRELY in your kitchen?



I am struggling to believe you on that, at all!
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>>29502585
>...you think KKA is in here? I'm worried if he is.

No, I'm not... wait. Ohhhh, nice trap, anon, you clever minx.

But yeah, I don't get involved in discussions like this. Not that I don't love to critique! I love giving some bits here and there, but never for anything serious. It's always more fun to try to figure out a way around plot holes and inconsistencies, but I understand that for a reader they're very frustrating because immersion means noticing strange irregularities to a set pattern that make what you saw before in question. I agree with his sentiment about it not fitting Sunsets plan because we haven't seen what that is yet, the possibility of reworking to make it fit is always there, don't think you have her figured out. I wouldn't be very good if you did, just yet.

Sorry, I'm rambling. I do that, likely another reason why I don't participate in discussions, I just go on and on. My point is, while I'm not going to pretend I could make everything fit, and I'm not going to rent I can make every out of nowhere action make perfect sense and make you wonder how it was ever left out in the first place, I can always promise I'll always try, so please do keep critiquing stuff like this, it helps me see when the audience needs a question answered, and what I have to plan into the big picture. Call out inconsistencies, but don't fear them. All of us, and there's quite a bit of writers here, we can make it work. See? Rambling, should have said point it out but don't fear it. Way shorter.

>>29502631
Recluse? I will have you know I was skipping through the field near my house earlier today.

And I'm normally reluctant to reveal the ending because a lot of times, it changes. But if you're really curious as to what my plans are, make a disposable email and when I get a chance I'll reveal it. No spoilers! You must swear on Twos marchmalley!
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...Ah fuck, this makes sense if it's going where I think it's going.
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NC
>Applejack
„Sunset“
'Chitania'
-???-
~~~

„So, what's going on?“

>They're arguing somethin' fierce in there. Ah dunno what got all riled up, but Ah heard a coffee table bein' kicked over and then some guy inna scuba suit crawled outta the vent an mumbled somethin' 'bout 'being outside the current discussion/argument' before enterin' the room.

'I sometimes wonder if the directors of this thing have completely lsot their marbles.'

“Eeeeh, I don't know. I think they're funny. Like one big, dysfunctional family who constantly fights and makes up again!”

>Ah don't mind, really. Ah met a hella wonderful folks over this, and Ah'd miss every single soul Ah've worked with iffin' this were to stop tomorrow.

-...hrm.-

“Gah!”

>Hey there, Forget-Me-Not.

-Mh.

>Y'all are worried about your future role too?”

-Mmmh hmm...-

>Really? They went an' offered y'all a bigger role? And, what'd y'all say?

-...mmmrm.-

>Ah can understand that. 's good to not accept just 'bout any offer tossed yer way just nilly-willy.

-Mh?-

>Aawww, shucks, yer a smart mare. Y'all can figure this out on your own, don't worry. But don't lemme stop ya havin' that walk outside ta think a lil'.

-...-

>Be seein' ya! *wave*

“...you've gotta be shitting me.”

'That pony really has one hell of an intense stare.'
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>>29502764
You are too damn adorable KKA.
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Ok quick question

You are gonna have a way to fix this, and by this I mean the god knows how many ponies etc having their soul sucked out.

Cos we already had an issue with one character being thematically needlessly being bumped off.

Now if you're dropping bodies left and right, please tell me you have a way to fix this

Otherwise I cannot support that story, I just can't, not in this thread
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>>29502794
Thank you!
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>>29502764
>. But if you're really curious as to what my plans are, make a disposable email and when I get a chance I'll reveal it.

*goes cross-eyed*
*turns around*

Hey guys, I am going to go where none of us has gone ever before! I am going to have a little glimpse into the mind of a madman!

If you never hear from me again... don't come looking for my body. And, by God, don't read the mad scribblings I will propably still clutch to my chest!

>Email
Eh... send it here. It's an alias. I might respond. I really need a second opinion on my plans BEFORE I write them.
[email protected]
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>>29502850
Spoiler.

BIG Spoiler.

Like, I am talking MASSIVE spoiler here. Something so enormous of a spoiler, it'd ruin your everything. It's so enormous that you might-what it did is reversible.

Gotcha.
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>>29502720
>Twilight read the entire history of Nightmare Moon and the royal sisters to us from a kinda purple-prose history book in the first five minutes of the first episode.

That kinda hurts your point, the lore was first introduced in a book with a voice over and that led us to wonder, "who's talking right now?" Then it flipped the standard of "Narrator" for "This is the main character, she really fucking loves books." It was a wonderful way to prepare us for the goal she had while also giving us a peek into what we would learn was a very studious character, ironically using talking in a case of show don't tell.

I get that lore building is hard to make natural, it super fucking is, but stuff like that is meant only for us, the reader, to understand a new element to the story that wasn't explained. It doesn't feel like a character is talking, it feels like the author is talking to us and telling us. Show, don't tell.
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>>29502924
Great! I'll have it sent tonight when I get the chance.
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So. To put a bottomline onto the recent discussions we just had:

What caused the debate?
and
What did we accomplish?
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>>29502764
... b-butters?
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>>29502943
Food for thought. I will work on this. Penned. Noted. Appreciated.
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>>29503005
>What caused the debate?

A new element introduced that did not clarify itself separate from a very similar element in the story that caused a lot of plot holes with previous behavior and would lead to massive changes in the plot focus from a more anticipated area to a brand new one that hinged on an infodump, and the author feeling more personally attacked as it seemed this was focused primarily on him and his writing rather than the issues due to how the responses were worded.

>What did we accomplish
The author saw the issues, clarified, and previously separate authors will work more closely for a better coherance than one guy trying to work in stuff tossed in out of left field in a much more detailed plan.
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>>29503070
Thank you.

That's all for today.

Now go out and hug Two or something to vent all that pent-up aggression, everyone.
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>>29501884
>AJ
“Celestia”
~~~~

>Hey, Tia? Gotta question.

“Yes, you would hate being pregnant, no matter what you think otherwise.”

>That clearly ain’t…

“…”

>…Ya’ think so?

“You’d hate it.”

>Ah’ don’t know, Ah’ always did want a big family.

“Hate it.”

>It’s just kinda run in mah’ line, Ah’ guess. We like big families. Shoot, Ah’d probably have about three more brothers or sisters if… why do Ah’ gotta make mah’self cry in the inside like that.

“Haaaate it.”

>Ah’d obviously only start with one, get a feel for it, but Ah’ think ah’d be a pretty good-

“You’d hate and resent and neglect and then create a new supervillain, one hundred percent.”

>Ah’… Ah’ just saw Applebloom-

“Before or after she went on a city-threatening rampage?”

>…

“Now multiply that by ‘mother’ instead of ‘big sister.’”

>…oh.

“Yeah.”

>Ah’… Ah’ guess Ah’ should think a little harder about it.

“Little bit!”

>Really should examine mah’ choices, yeah.

“Yeah! I’d say!’

>Ah’ mean, it’s not like Ah’ was plannin’ anytime soon-

“And now it’ll be later, because you’re smarter.”

>…thanks Celly.

“Anytime.”

>…Well, guess Ah’ll go now. This got awkward.

“Best be off!”

>Bye.

“Bye… phew, managed to-“

>WAIT A DANG MINUTE!

“SHIT!”
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>>29503221
Just have to have a top-tier dad.

...so for sure not Spike. The kid would go through their dark face and he would think, you know what this kid has a point
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>Worker
“Worker 2’
~~~

>…So is Miss Pinkie ever coming back to check on the construction of Partyland 2? I think we’re almost done.

“If she ever stops sucking the prince’s dick.”

>WHOA!

“We’re all thinking it, I’m just the one with the guts to say it! Nobody could get taxation like this and be willing to let her build another one of these PR nightmares if she wasn’t chugging his stallion gravy like it was an all you can eat buffet, and the buffet is DICK!”

>It’s just rude is all.

“I’m not knocking her, she pulled it off, but let’s not kid ourselves here.”

>Damn dude…

“...she’s actually probably just throwing a party.”

>THANK YOU!
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>>29502764
>>29502924
I want in on this too if you don't mind, wanna get back in muh action groove and this is what I was waiting for to get it, I'll keep from clashing this way.
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>>29503731
Whoops,
rhymecatATmailinatorDOTcom
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>>29502924
Annnd, finally sent. Get your reading glasses.

>>29503739
You too.

No. Spoilers. Don't even reply with a spoiler, just tell me and I'll make another dead-email if you want to send it back, this ones about to expire.
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>>29503972
Damn dude...
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>SA
"AJ"
~~~

>...

"...'

>...Why are you looking me-

"HUG YOUR CHILD!"

>Okay.

POP!

~SHINY!~

HUGS!

"..."

>Are you going to question it?

"No."

>Good mare.
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>>29503269
One of the rules of this series, anytime somebody becomes a dad, they are amazing at it.p
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Figured I should finally scan this one, much better than the one taken by my tablet. Having some trouble finding some of the other ones though... mhm.

Might do a small dump tonight, who knows.
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>>29504836
Maybe too good, we can see the writing on the back of that.
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>>29504856
Not the first time I've drawn on paperwork actually, funnily enough its oddly fitting.
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>>29504888
.., it is clever when you think about it.
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>>29504912
To be completely honest with you though...I had already finished inking it and everything when I realized I had done it on paperwork instead of printer paper like normally do.
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Found the short haired Chitty, cant seem to find the longer floofy haired though.

Do you guys think you'd be interested in seeing some of the scraps?
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>>29505005
whoops
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>>29505005
Sure
>No floofy Chitty

You've dashed my hopes quite expertly.
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>>29505005
>Do you guys think you'd be interested in seeing some of the scraps?

Sleep is calling me, but I'd be happy to wake up to a bunch of new art!
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>>29505005
>Do you guys think you'd be interested in seeing some of the scraps?

Is it stuff we haven't seen yet? If so then obviously.
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>>29505104
Alright, mind you some of these might... make you a bit peeved, as they are glimpses into things that... haven't been completed yet. Some are old but some are relatively new.

Here is the very first image of Alterjack, she popped up while I was just style experimenting, I find it funny in hind sight that she's standing next to a doopy looking AJ.
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>>29505233
Hi, you got the stare down right away and what the fuck is that

What is your do and why is God crying
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>>29505233

Here is the second that went into her more refined conception. And here you see that not only does she have a vest... shes also got some pants, that haven't been shown in another image before and shoes that will never be added in at all.

>>29505243
Yes I did, its actually what kinda spiraled the entire thing and wtf is what?
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>>29505253
>Aj
>In pants
Some things were not made to be hidden from the world
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>>29505029
Found it, it ended up in another pile.

>>29505233
>>29505253
Funny thing about these is that these are the only two I did before making the one that introduced her to you all. The one with them glaring at one another.

>>29505271
Alterjack is weird like that.
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>>29505279
I guess you were like, this Pony will have exactly one look, and I have nailed it.

Awesome, awesome, I got my better definition floof
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>>29505281
Technically it was all I needed since she was meant to be the stern, relatively cold version of our AJ that was just going to be very disproving of everything.

Now here we have one of the first solid incarnations of Chitty's Momma, the original sadly was lost to a "Cat"astrophic Coffee spillage a long time ago, but it wasn't much, just some fiddling with the facial structure then.
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>>29505298
Here is the second one, its was more or less me trying to finalize her scars, armor and such-n-such. I had the bobbles on the crown removed when I thought it would look better if it was kind of like how Aurelia's was.
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>>29505298
>>29505309
>>29505309
The second one makes it look like her horn is broken, which is actually kind of cool
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>>29505298
Damn, she would look impressive all on her own, even without the history.
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>>29505298
I'm kind of sad we never really got a whole lot of her.

I wonder what she would think of Sunset...
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>>29505312
I guess? I mean I already had the horn I wanted done in the other one, >>29505298, and it would have just been in the way when I was figuring out the crown here so I left it out. Though as of now, I think the mention of broken horns would be a trigger considering the movie.

Now here he have some side by side of Momsie and Chrysalis. I just did this so I could show the similarities between them, but it was never posted.
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>>29505253
>"Ah've got one mode, pissed off. You don't like that? That pisses me off!"
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>>29505334
Holy shit her crown is huge
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>>29505335
Ha! Yes.

>>29505339
It actually is, it wasn't added right in this picture, but if you look at the original one for her, you'll see its quite large.

Here we have the first concept for Chitty's new armor, its actually the only concept, all other changes were made on the fly during the drawing that her new armor was introduced.
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>>29505358
Can't wait until we finally see that in story.
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This one... well this one was more for me than anything else. I've always felt like... one of the parents of Chitty. While I never wrote a word for her that wasn't only meant to be a cute/funny one off. I did give to her, her image. So during everything that's happened since and up till just after Rarity's colossal fuck up, I've kept track of the damage that's been healed over and forgotten. I wanted a reminder of how much she's been hurt through all this so I did... this.
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>>29505371
Damn, dude.

And now I am remembering that behind that close mouth, there is a charbroil esophagus...
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>>29505371
Jesus fuck her damage count is higher than Chrysalis!
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>>29505378
>>29505392
Mhm, I really couldn't finish it after a point.

Here was a planned update on The Bitch, but I just don't like her enough to finish it. I just couldn't take Deidranna's voice speaking evil into my brain for that long.
>>
>>29505399
>The Bitch
Variolus?
>>
>>29505371
"What?,, something on my face?
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>>29505419
That's my nickname for her, and I can only hear Deidranna's voice when I read her speaking, which is worse and another reason I call her that.

Ok, now we've come to a bit of a check point.

On one hand... I could show you all a few somethings... get you excited for the finished products which will be coming soonish.

On the other... it's showing you guys parts of those somethings a bit early...

Another option though, I could do a slight... Teaser so to speak for both.
>>
>>29505432
Can't speak for everyone, but if it's a preview for something that's going to come, I'd rather see the finished project. Me personally, but living with diet that something's coming and then seeing it in all its glory is way better.
>>
>>29505432
Save it, show it at your best.
>>
>>29505432
Full glory, full stop.
>>
>>29505432
I wouldn't mind a teaser so long as it doesn't show too much.
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>>29505424
That something is called "EEEEEEEEEVIL~!" /pa/l-o-mine.

>>29505447
Does anyone second this agreement?

>>29505450
And there is our second, motion carried!

Skipping the "OMG!" and "THE HORROR!"... let's see... I don't think I've got much else that's specifically /pa/ related. I guess the dump is done... Hope you all enjoyed!
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>>29505458
Do you really want one Anon? I'll do it just for you, an imgur link that will then be deleted asap, but you will have the burden and to make sure its not crushing... A choice.

The "OMG!" or "THE HORROR!"?
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>>29505478
Nah, it's fine. They've got a point, teaser will make me hungry for more. Best to save it all for one glorious load.

That sad, I feel special, and I want you to know you made somebody happy
>>
>>29505495
Very well, also Yay~! I did a good thing!
>>
OH WAIT! DAMN IT!

I'm apparently full of shit... I found more... the new sketch book slipped my brain ha ha! Give me a sec...
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>>29505530
I'll have to see them in the morn, it's LATE
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>>29505530
>"But wait there's more!"

Thank you Billy, bless you where ever you are.
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>>29505538
You go ahead then, sleepy sleep.

>>29505547
YOU THOUGH! BILLY BLESSES YOU!
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>>29505556
Hrm. Hmmm. Mmh hmmm... That picture is making my typing fingers twitch.
>>
>>29504836
>>29505015
>>29505233
>>29505253
>>29505279
>>29505298
>>29505309
>>29505334
>>29505358
>>29505371
>>29505399
>>29505556
Lord have mercy, we could fill an entire concept art book with your designs. 'The Evolution of /pa/'.
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>>29505556
I was so excited I forgot to add a description. Here we have Queen Chitania, The God Smiter.

Don't worry though, this is a Bad End in an entirely different universe. Our Chitania isn't even close to the level of brutality that this one is, she's basically what everyone here thinks she is, The Uncaring Monster.

And here we have Sunset, if she had lost the limb and was dragged back to Canterlot before she bled out. I kind of lost steam when it was decided not to blow off a limb... so sadly incomplete.
>>
>>29505556
Lord empress Chitania?

Chitania, Super Mide?

Kaiser Chitania?
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>>29505566
Worried hype, you're numbers scare me.

>>29505574
You mean the Evolution of Schmoe, literally
from The Toilet till now!

>>29505585
Aww... I wanted this sooooo badly and its beautiful.
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Did this for obvious reasons, I'm almost fearing the chances of it being prophetic.

>>29505566
Write! WRITE!

>>29505574
Concepts, I have many, most of them just aren't for /pa/ though.

>>29505587
I love the sound of Kaiser Armor so much. I'm going to put that as the Armor Type. You are the bestest

>>29505603
I'm surprised anyone even remembered that was my first pic. And so did I /pa/l... so did I.
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>>29505620
Yeah, he's doomed.
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And finally this... cause I thought it was hilarious.

>>29505630
All the Princess's Mares could not put him back together again.
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>>29505635
I just knew I would end up using this at some point...
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>>29505635
Ahahaha! Is that Applejack getting caught guiltily enjoying a pear? Oh geez, her expression! She looks like you just caught eating a pony, hah!
>>
>>29505635
There's no fixing that. No fixing.
>>
Schmoe, you DO realize that you have the power to seriously influence the future path this story is taking through your artwork, right? Stuff like 'Sundered Shimmer' may not be happening right away, but how often did things you draw become reality or close to it? Your art gives some of us writers direction.
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>>29503972
Okay. Blasted timezones... I read through it. And I ( >>29502924 ) have something to say. I'd like to put >>29503739 on board with this too, but damn, you guys and your near-paranoia with the disposable email addresses...
>>
>>29505749
I think he does know though, a picture is worth a thousand words, right? What better way to convince everyone your idea has merit than with an image? Alterjack was nearly suggested on the spot if I remember right, with only a cryptic I have an idea just a bit before. Then blam! And if >>29505233 is anything to go by, she happened by random chance. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he did all that in the same day.
>>
Good morning thre-
>All that art
Nyomygawd...
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>>29505957
Yeah, we've been very... busy.
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>>29502748
I asked this question last night hoping for an answer and still didn't get any

I am worry
>>
>>29505987
I guess him and the others are still talking
>>
>>29505976
Its unreal
>>
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[RD]
{Fluttershy}
=Twi=
+???+
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, but you've been waiting for us!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm the grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main segment...COPS AND ROBBERS!!!'"

Insert jet sounds as Rainbow Dash leads the formation with Twilight and Fluttershy on her sides.
[Alight ladies. You're Wonderbolts now. We're going to hit them hard and hit them fast, so keep up. I want them to feel it in the morning.]

{Oh my.}

=Ooooh if I knew we were going to do this I would have re-read famous Wonderbolt tactics.=

[Sometimes you can't do things by the book.]
They fly in on the pinks with Twilight and Fluttershy shooting lasers from their horns.
[Oh...uh pew pew pew.]

Pinkie fires flak from her party cannon as Rainbow Dash's group do their their flyby.
>Eat Flak!

"There's more of them this time! What do we do?"

'Go for the train tunnel. We can lose them there!'

The Pink Pony Club flies into the train tunnel with the Wonderbolts following suit.
>Extreme party power!
Pinkie fires her cannon and DT fires her rocket launcher hitting Twilight and Fluttershy.

{=AAAAAAAHHHHH!=}
*BOOOM*

Rainbow Dash dodges and flies through the smoke.
[To be a Wonderbolt, one must be willing to fly through the corpses of their friends.]

=WE'RE NOT DEEeeead!=

[Rest in peace.]
Machine guns pop out from under her wings.
[I'll avenge you.]
She fires
*BRRRRRRRT*
The Pink Pony Club cart begins to break apart.
*BRRRRRRRT*
Bullet shells rain down underneath RD.

>"'AHHHHHHH!'"
*BRRRRRRRT*
The cart begins to smoke and blind RD, but she continues to fire.
*KABOOOM*

[Wooohooo! Tango down!]
*CHOOO CHOOO*
[Wait what?]
Gets hit by the train.

"'Chugga chugga woot woot!'"
Pinkie and the gang are driving the train.
>Can't stop the party train!

Luna and Celestia are flying in the distance.
+If thou think thou will escape, think again.+
>>
>>29506741
Crap, now that Six Flags theme is stuck in my head.
>>
>>29505635
HHHNNNNGGG THAT
FACE
>>
....Deep breath.

Ahem.
>>29504836
Into.
>>29505015
Intoo.
>>29505233
Intooo
>>29505253
Intoooo
>>29505279
Intooooo
>>29505298
Intoooooo
>>29505309
Intooooooo
>>29505334
Intoooooooo
>>29505358
Intooooooooo
>>29505371
Intoooooooooo
>>29505399
Intooooooooooo
>>29505556
INTOOOOOOOO!
>>29505585
INTOOOOOOOOO!
>>29505620
INTOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>29505635
IIIIIIIINNNNTTOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE WIKI

IT...GOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEESSSSSS!

Holy shit
>>
>>29507851
I think Wiki Guy just came.
>>
>SA
"2"
~~~

"Shiny? Can ya' help me with mah' homework?"

>Best dad is on the case! What can I help you with? Spelling? Math? That cursed monster... long division?

"Nah, it's history."

>Oh, I aced that hard in my day, this will be a snap!

"Kay. When did the great battle of the dulls to the glimmers happen?"

>...the what now?

"Ah' don't know. When was the great cold march?"

>What!?

"When did they stop usin' the crystal cutters on ponies?"

>WHAT!?

"Ya' ain't very good at this, Shiny."

>...I think I need to update some textbooks!
>>
>>29508625
>"Kay. When did the great battle of the dulls to the glimmers happen?"

CE race war confirmed?
>>
>AUJ
"Fluttershy"
'Luna'
~~~

>Ah' don't even know why Ah'm surprised anymore.

"Applejack... Applejack... you look silly."

'THOU LOOKS LIKE A TOOL!'

"Don't be mean. That's like, it's bad and mean, and you shouldn't do it, hug it out with me please. I just feel like we need hugs right now."

'Tooool! Like a screwdriver! Thou from now on are Applescrewdriver!'

"I could go for an Apple Screwdriver right now..."

'Ha ha! Alcohol!'

"...what?"

>Equestria's royalty, everyone!

"I'm not royalty, just stop. Stop with the... the stoppy hole. No more, pretty please."

'WE ARE!'

"No I'm not, I just said it."

'We meant the royal we!'

"Stoooop.'

>You both should have stopped a while ago.

"You're just mad we didn't share."
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>>29505556
>While AUJ was away, a mining operation she put into motion before she left accidentally excavates something that was better left buried.
>CHITANIA IS AWOKEN ONCE MORE
>But when she makes her call, she finds nothing. No trace of her Sister, or her Hive, remains.
>No trace of any changeling remains.
>Her previous rage at all Queens for being backstabbing bitches is quelled, and she realizes she's truly alone in this world.
>But this is Chitania.
>She does not accept this lying down.
>If she cannot be the changeling's savior, she would be their retribution.
>So dies Queen Chitania.
>In her ashes rise KAISER CHITANIA
>All shall feel the true power of her wrath.
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>>29509449
>AUJ still blames Celestia

And HOLY FUCKING SHIT SO MUCH ART
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>>29509601
Right? It's so fucking amazing that there's so much to this world that it can inspire such a massive variety to an artists. Brings a tear to your eyes,
>>
>>29508625
No! Updating Text Books to cut out history just to 'protect' innocent eyes is wrong!
>>
>>29509804
I think he means "Update them to THIS FUCKING CENTURY"
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>>29509814
...'

>Okay class! Today we're going to talk about our history, a whole nine hundred years ago!

"YAY!"

>Frozen in sadness.

"..."

>Next century! Wow we're going fast! Perpetual frozen sadness.

"..."

>Bam! We're knocking them out! Perpetual frozen sadness.

"..."

>Then, you know what, I'll just abbreviate if. PFS.

"...:"

>Double time! PFS and then PFS.

".."

>And here's the biggest turn, PFS.

"..."

>And then HOLY CRAP! PFS.

"..."

>And then just to mix it up, PFS.

"..."

>...Then we woke up.

"Okay, now we get to the good part!"

>Yes! Our robust, amazing, spectacular.. whole three years of history. Our history is about the gap between Spider-Pony movies.

"..."

>But no more living in constant despair after being enslaved!

"..."

>Things sucked.
>>
>Applejack - Bright Mac and Pear Butter are Applejack's Parents! Old Grand Pear.
>Animatic of season 7 episode 13. Episode Showing AJ's parents. Oh my god. AJ's mom sings a new song! Episode seems to be a flashback to early in their relationship. Romeo and Juliet type story, AJ's mom admitted to her dad that she fell in love with him.

https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/02/toy-fair-2017-my-little-pony-preview.html

REV UP THEM SUFFERINGS
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>>29510139
FINALLY

THREE YEARS OF DANCING AROUND THE SUBJECT AT AN END
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>>29510139
>Bright Mac and Pear Butter
>Pear Butter
>Pear
FORBIDDEN APPLE/PEAR CLAN LOVE!

>>29505635
*GASP!* It's in her blood! HOW DID YOU KNOW SCHMOE!?!?!?!?
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>>29510332
OK I mostly talk about thread ghosts existing at all but even I have to admit that is super fucking creepy
>>
>Gwendolyn
"Zephyrious"
~~~

>We should have turned around.

"And I say we were wise to stay on course."

It was going to be one of those talks.

>I've no need for these ponies on the whole, child.

"And we've no need to hide ourselves away from them, mother. If we can better the lives of the grander populace with a deal, it's always in our best interest."

>You always were a bleeding heart.

"Punch me there enough and it's bound to happen."

The Queen sighed, tilting her glass to her beak and taking a slow sip of the wine she needed more and more these days.

>We're doing just fine without them.

"Thanks to working with a pony, you should add."

>A business pony, not a royal one.

"What is a royal but a landowner with quite a lot of business ventures?"

>Someone with an inflated ego who think they're gods.

She needed an extra long drink when she saw his eyebrow begin to rise.

>Be silent.

"If only I could these days."

>The option is always there, if you'd only take it.

"Then I suppose I've no one to blame for you anger than myself, I'll have to accept the consequences."

Her flute came down, just long enough for a refill, and back to her beak it went.

"You really should cut down on that.'

>The day I take health advice from you is the day I mix in broken glass with my drinks.

"It can't be any less healthy for you in the long term."

>If you want to talk about long term, I'd think how long your beak will continue to function if you keep talking like that.

"If I must string it together and puppet my jaw to be heard, I suppose that's a fair sacrifice."

This glass didn't last nearly as long.

>Why are you doing this, really?

"I suppose I want a brighter future, is all. I've seen a lot of anger and strife and hatred, and I simply want it to end."

>You're too damn soft for this world, child.

"And perhaps you're too rigid to change with it."

Finally, the bottle was empty.

1/2
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>>29510464

>...You should have brought your father, instead of me.

"I couldn't."

>And why, pray tell, is that?

Out from his regal robes, the gryphon produced salvation. Another, full bottle.

"Father always agrees with me."

She scoffed, turned up her nose at her flesh and blood, but she did not refused the offered drink.

>Is that why you didn't bring Hilda?

"Hawk above, no.... she'd have ripped your head off by now."

It had been far too long since the griffon had laughed. As bitter as it made her choke on her wine, it felt good.

"Do you suppose we're interrupting anything?"

She regarded her bottle, and she regarded her glass, and she swiftly discarded the latter.

"I hope so."

He didn't know if he should smile or scoff when she downed the whole thing.
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>>29510479
>BIRB NEEDS DRINKY
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>>29505796
>Alterjack was nearly suggested on the spot if I remember right, with only a cryptic I have an idea just a bit before.

Can I get a Diver on this? I could have sworn we talked about her before we saw her.
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>>29510790
I've searched, and searched and searched, but I cannot find the original pictures posting. Schmoe? If you could, look up the date you saved the picture, and I'd appreciate some help locating it.
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>>29505772
Awesome, just send it to captainmistake at mailinator dot com
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>>29505772
Oh crap, I'm sorry for the late reply, I totally lost your reply in the sea of the massive reply storm from the arts! Just send what you're gonna send to bjnvpzgaATsharklasersDOTcom

And dude, it's 4chan, even aliases aren't safe!
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>>29510989
I got 8/12/16
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>>29511092
Thank you!
>>29510790
Bastard never used the pharse 'alternate' or 'universe' or AUJ or Alter or anything! it's here http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28180968/#28215838

MAKE MY LIFE DIFFICULT WHY DON'T YOU
>>
>>29511134
Thank you! And I guess its true, I don't see anything before then. Wow.
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>Nightguard
“NG2”
~~~~

>It’s quiet… too quiet.

“Because it’s a museum.”

>Shhhh… I’m listening for the evil.

“I’ve over there, trapped in that urn… we should probably get rid of that thing.”

>I feel the darkness incoming.

“They turn off the lights at night.”

>Horror… horror awaits.

“…like what kind?”

>The horror I feel when I get home.

“Oh?”

>I uh… I asked the misses to switch it up last night.

“Ah.”

>Yeah, never ask a mare for a threesome before asking your wife first.

“…Dude.”

>IT WAS IN THE BAG!

“I don’t even know you.”
>>
>>29511258
Lightning strikes hard
>>
>>29511039
>>29511090

SENT! Check your inbox.
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>>29512023
Not KKA, and without giving spoilers I'll handle PJ
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>>29512283
Perfect! Aaaaaaaah... I wanted to go to bed.... nevermind, art calls out to me! Let's write!
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>>29512335
>18
“Rarity”
~~~

>I want something sexy!

“No!”

>It hurts.

“What? I don’t do lingerie.”

>You don’t!?

“No! I design my dresses to be of the upmost class! Each one is hoof made-“

>Magic made.

“-to be of the upmost elegance that only my creativity-“

>And opinions of whoever rich name pony is visiting this week.

“-could possibly make! My dresses are not for the salacious needs of lust-“

>Or anything else since we’re all nudists.

“-but to inspire others to be brilliant in their own right and truly shine as they are!”

>Which is a pony who values looking pretty more than their money, or charities, or helping the poor, or anything else someone could do with your freakishly high prices.

“Okay, you are not making your case here.”

>I just wanted something I wasn’t accidentally going to get rid of in the throes of passion. I can make my own clothing.

“Yes, but can it ever truly be as elegant as the real thing-“

FWOOSH

“…That’s a copywritten design.”

>Yeah, and it’s worth eight hundred bits at the store. I was hoping you’d give me a deal. Six hundred would have been fair.

“I, well, clearly I couldn’t-‘

>Yes yes, wouldn’t do it, I get it. I guess I’ll just have to rely on my magic that can conjure everything I think of instantly.

“….”

>Say, do you think I could bottle this and sell it-

POW!

“DON’T! YOU! DARRREEE!”
>>
So guys do you think they'll hint at what killed her parents? Or still leave it a mystery?
>>
>>29505749
Shhh, I need to keep my head small and tight, lest my ideas fly from my ears.

>>29512782
Chances are slim.
>>
>Dash
“Pinkie’
~Changelings~
(Griffons)
~~~~

>THIS IS BAD!

“THIS IS BAD!”

This was bad.

They would give credit to the changelings, or maybe hold it against them, that their first instinct had been ‘bail’ after the griffons had charged. If this was an attempt to keep things from getting worse or the realization that a couple dozen griffons were now descending on their meager five and those odds were pretty terrible was up for debate, a debate for scholars who currently weren’t under attack by giant angry cat birds to be precise. They, on the other hoof, had much more pressing matters to attend to. Mostly the fact said catbirds can fly and escape was not a likely option.

(ACK!)

Neither should ‘shooting them with lasers’ have been.

~DUDE!~

~What!?~

~You can’t shoot them with lasers!~

~They are fucking charging us with pitchforks!~

~Still! Mission of peace!~

~Fuck the mission! Mission if fuckbar!~

~It’s supposed to be fubar!~

~I know what I said!~

The griffons took the lasers reasonably well, all things considering.

(I knew it! It was an invasion! They’re trying to get into our city! We can’t let them escape!)

>…But-

“Don’t bother, Dashie. Trust me, I know what kind of logic goes where, and that kind of logic is going to places you don’t want to be.”

Dash couldn’t really argue that.

>Everyone stop! Nobody fight!

The changelings, shockingly, actually obeyed her, apparently ready to listen to any sort of leader in this situation that they knew, and turned off the magic on their horns.

(GOTCHA!)

The griffons, not so much. The nearest one tackled one of the changelings, and things rapidly spiraled out of control.

~Wait a minute, standing here not fighting isn’t doing anything!~

~She lied to us!~

~I’m going to give her a piece of my-OOF!~

1/3
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>>29512939

It might’ve been a bad idea to yell at the Pegasus, and the changeling would likely consider those possibilities when the rolling finally stopped, and the two griffons on top of him stopped taking turns hitting him. The other three took this into consideration, and immediately began dodging like the fat kid in middle school.

>Okay, that didn’t work so well.

“Are you sure you were a military captain, Dashie?”

>What? No, I was a… oh, right. I forget that’s technically the military and not, like, a circus troop or something.

“It’s a subtle difference.”

(DWEEB!)

It was cruel to smile at the fact that Rainbow Dash finally got her turn to be tackled, but if the situation was going to degrade further into cruelty for anyone, they figured it might as well be them this time enjoying the sight of someone else getting punched.

(I knew you’d come back here to mess everything up!)

She’d likely have replied faster and clearer if the choking claws on her neck didn’t tighten.

>Gllkkdda! Therrss a reasshnable eshhhplanation-

There was a sudden flash of light, a scream of pain, and a whole lot of silence.

(…Oh wow.)

All centered around a changeling standing upright over a downed and twitching griffon, horn smoking and face bleeding from numerous claw scratches.

~Ahem.~

With one movement, the changeling pulled out the pitchfork lodged in her hoofholes, barely missing the fleshy bits, and tossed it to the ground.

~Hoo… LASERS! I HAVE FUCKING LASERS AND IT’S OFFICIALLY LASER OR CLOCK! THE HANDS STRUCK LASER AND IT’S NOW HIGH BOOM! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!?~

2/3
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>>29512948

Pausing for a solid minute before charging wasn’t technically a yes, but it wasn’t technically a no either.

~GET SOOOOOME!~

If that changeling were a pony, it would be very unlikely to have a diplomacy cutie mark.

>…Okay, that’s-GLKKK!

The choking intensified.

(WHAT DID YOU DO!?)

The pegasus’s mind, having at least some resemblance of diplomacy, told her not to fight back and not to make things worse than the rolling dumpster fire it already was.

(WHAT! DID! YOU!)

POW!

Some urges were beyond the control of mere ponies.

>….Whoops.

The big black eye twitched, and with the darkness gone thanks to the oxygen being allowed to return to her lungs, Rainbow Dash could appreciate every slow inhale through her beak.

(Yeah.. whoops.)

That was bad.

This was worse.

~GET SOOOOMMME!~
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>>29512963
Hey, could be worse! A lot worse...
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>SA
“AJ”
~~~

>Run Applejack, runnnn!

“Ah. Am. So. Out. Of. SHAPE!”

>Runnn!

“You shut yer’ dang mouth!”

>I will if you catch me!

TACKLE!

>…Wings are bullshit.

“Haw!”

>You are now remembering all the times you said wings weren’t nessecary for a pony to excel.

“…Ya’ know just how to cut me, bubblehorse.”

>Are you going to get off of me?

“Nope. You get to sit here and think about what you did.”

>I’ve thought, okay! I’ve thought!

“But have ya’ really? Have you really, really?”

>YES! I’ve thought! So just… you can’t get off me, can you.

“Apple, appull, it all tastes the same.”

>Darn it Applejack! Your ass is heavy!

“Ah’ know, think we found the source of the problem.”

>GAH!

“Ah’ gotta big butt.”
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>AJ
„AUJ“
'Flutters'
(Celly)
{Luna}
~~~

„Explain.“

>Ahm not sure ahm followin' y'all. What exactly do ya want me to explain here?

'Ah...'

„Okay, look here 'ME'. I want you to understand that I have been relatively lax with how seriously I took your lacking approach to governing this country. But if you are going to be a smart ass, I am going to draw a line in the sand.”

>And ahm serious here! What can y'all possibly hope ta hear form em 'bout this!

(Ow!)

{Munchmunchmunch... ulp... Uuuurp! Thine hair! Tis the fabric of radiance and light, sister!}

(Lulu, please.)

{I must consume more to attain thine powers!}

(I told you to stop d-OW!}

“Fine. I will play your game. Why in the name of all that is good and Apples are THEY left in any shape or form left to freely exercise the right to rule! Look at them!”

>...

{Mmrmrrrrhomnonom!}

'Aaaah...'

>Don't look out or the ordinary ta me at all.

“See, and that's EXACTLY the problem I have with you! You don't even see what's wrong or right anymore. You have been so overexposed to this brand of stupid, you have become like them!”

Thwack!

>Yow! Hey!

“Last warning. Turn your life around. It probably can't get any worse, but at least have some measure of dignity concerning your Faust-given powers and rights.

(I am quite certain my Mother has very little to do with the process of election and governance in Equestria. And I would very much appreciate if you didn't throw her name around so willy-nilly.)

{Sniffle... I miss Mommy.}

(There there, Lulu. We both do, we both do.)

{Hugs.}

(Uh?)

{HUGS.}

(Oooooh...kay... well, it has been a while, I suppose...?)

Celestia hestitantly wraps her arms around her younger sibling.

{...yayhugs...}

Who proceeded to tighten a grip onto her older sister so fierce the alabaster alicorn's eye start to bulge out.

(URK!)

Bemused, Applejack chuckled into her hoof.

>D'awww, ain't that adorable.

'A....Aah?'

AJ's mirror self just facehooved.


1 / 2
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“Ugh.... this is exactly what I was talking about.”

'Aaaaaaaaaah-'

“Alright, look, if you're going to say something, say it, and don't try to get everyone's attention by constantly making-!”

'ACHOO!'

FWOOSH!

Caw! Caw! Caw!

Flutterflutterflutter...

>...

“...”

(…)

{...huuuugs...}

“You know what? You four do you. I've just about had it with your pointless antics and irresponsibility! I am going out there to actually do the job y-you...”

All eyes turned towards the stern orange mare when she mistook a single step and stumbled, forcing her to lean heavily against the door frame she intended to take pass through. Everyone's attention was upon her, be they keen and sharp or dull and hazy. Even in the state they were in Luna and Fluttershy seemed to sense something was off, and feel entirely silent.

Applejack was the first to move, cautiously drawing nearer when her doppelganger seemed to get lost in staring out of the window, her gaze unfocused.

>Are y'all alright?

And just like that, the spellbound mare was torn out of her brief moment, shaking her head and leveling an icy death glare upon the occupants of the room.

“This isn't the first time I've had to nearly overexert myself to try and fix Equestria before some idiot could make everything crash and burn. So the sooner you get those two straightened out and resume your work, the sooner you will actually do me some good.”

With a final, annoyed look at the two mares lost in the haze of their substance abuse, the glasses-wearing alicorn left.

>Huh... Y'all feel like something was really off 'bout her just now?

Applejack turned around, hoping for a second opinion...

'...tandnowpressherintothewallandshowherwhosboss...'

(MMH!)

{Mmh.}

...just in time see Luna press her lips onto Celestia's while Fluttershy watched.

>Nope.

Applejack opted to leave at this point, lest the prospect of a Changeling- induced brainbleaching sounded any more enticing than it already did.
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>>29513371
Big old butt! /1366742
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>>29513477
>'...tandnowpressherintothewallandshowherwhosboss...'

SHIPPERSHY HAS ESCAPED!
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>>29513565
CODE MAGENTA! I REPEAT THIS IS A CODE MAGENTA! LATE NIGHT PINKIE PIE IS BLEEDING INTO THIS REALITY!
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>>29513477
>...just in time see Luna press her lips onto Celestia's while Fluttershy watched.

Yep.

Celly's gonna be scrubbing her tongue with steel wool at this point.
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>>29513577
So it was never an heist it all! It was an escape!
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>>29513616
Just imagine Luna's slowly derailing facial expression when someone tells her what she did after she's come down from her trip.

It makes me smile.
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>>29512963
And chrysalis is just sitting back at home, idly twiddling her hooves, hoping that something is going to go right. The fool.
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>>29513759
You leave her be anon!
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>>29513845
Theres no hope.

She tried
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>>29514032
Coffee was unbanned, there is always hope.
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>>29514071
She's not nearby though.
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>PJ
~???~
~~~

>Shit!

The mission was completely ruined at this point, that was painfully obvious. She didn't need warning signs or alarm bells to tell her, every gunshot and crushed wall had been plenty. Every sound of destruction had made it perfectly clear, all options of stealth had been tossed right out the top of the sky high tower and fallen to sudden death at the bottom.

Then came the chilling voice that had declared them all officially open season, and the steadfast changeling heart raced.

>SHIT!

Just when the zenith of fear had reached her, and all seemed truly lost, the world became so much worse.

>What the fuck!?

As a survivor, she had trained herself never to panic, to be calm, cool and collected no matter the situation or danger, always prepared and always ready to think fast and strike her way to freedom. That training swiftly went right out the window the moment she found herself surrounded on all sides by a strange, ethereal glow. The entirety of the metal surrounding her lit up, basking her in it's strange and oddly inviting glow, sending tingles down her chitin with every inch it illuminated. The urge to flee was made useless when she looked down in either path, finding that the her every exist had swiftly been consumed. Inside she flinched with the realization whatever it was, whatever it may have done, she had been caught in it's web of power.

Which made it all the more confusing as time went on, and nothing happened.

>What the fuck?

No strange ailments with her body appeared to make her sick. She never had the strange urge to do something that might imply control of her mind. Even her gear and weapons seemed as useful and pristine as they ever were, with nothing to imply a lack of function. For all intents and purposes, the enemy had appeared to merely set her alight with a blue glow that made her feel warm and pleasant, and nothing more.

>...What's the game here?

She did not like the answer that came.

~Liiittttllleee buuuggg.~

1/3
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>>29514239

A chill raced down her spine at the echoing sound that danced all around her, seeming to come from everywhere and nowhere at once. She did not panic, instead slipping into a fighting stance and curling on edge to be ready for anything that might come her way. She thought herself prepared.

~Come out, come out...~

She was wrong.

~Come out and plllaaaayyyyyy.~

When the painful heat touched the base of her hooves, the first thought was that the trap had been sprung, the effect of the light finally revealed and her time at an end before she could mount a defense. On instinct, even though her brain knew it useless, she lept away from the heat and further down the vent. Confusion shot through her just as quickly as the searing pain had when she landed, and found only cooling metal awaiting, and the soothing tingles of the warm glow returning in it's place.

The answer to her pain was apparent the moment her eyes focused on the one spot of red in a sea of blue. A single tiny, long spire emerged straight up through the metal, no bigger than the tip of her hoof. Once it had reached it's full height it froze, hanging there for a signal for all to see.

~It's rude to keep your host WAITING!~

There was a deafening screech of metal as the spire curved inwards, revealing itself to be a single burning claw as it emitted a focused beam of searing heat that slashed through the surrounding walls.

>SHIT!

The structure groaned, now buckling under the weight inside. The owner of the claw was not content to wait and see if it would fall, jamming the rest of the sharp digits inside before crunching the metal in his grasp and jerking it downwards.

>SHIT SHIT SHIT!

2/3
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>>29514246

Instinct took over, her forelegs snapping to her side and firing off her hooks the moment she saw even a glimmer of floor. They did their work and quickly, jerking her forwards and past the shape of white and red that stood in her way. She felt the inferno of heat as she passed by, her vision filled with a red haze emitting from a grip that just barely managed to prevent from seizing around her neck. The momentum carried her even after the hooks dislodged, letting her slide down the illuminated hallway and pull out both sets of her blade before she came to a stop, legs straight and forelegs gripping her weapons for dear life.

~Did you fuckers seriously bring swords to fight us?~

Her grip shook a little as the tall, white dragon didn't even bother to turn around to face her, instead more curious with the rain of metal he had pulled down with a single claw.

~Well, damn...~

Slowly, he finally turned to address her, his face lit up with a burning red light emitted from both of his glowing claws.

~I won't even be able to brag about killing you to the bossbug, she only respects the best.~

His limbs swung out, carving long red molten lines along the blue illuminated hallway in their wake, even without having come close to touching either wall.

~Lets see if you can at least come close.~

With every step he paced towards her, those claw marks followed, and the walls behind him began to crumble, the power flowing through them crackling as soon as it was dislodged, but never going out.

>To whoever blew our cover...

The dragon gave one last hungry smile, and charged.

>You are now officially on my shitlist!
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>>29514252
Whelp!

Anime bug is fucked!
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>>29514252
Creepy.
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>>29514252
IT BEGINS

And Fizzle has really leveled up!
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Are you feeling it /pa/ls... I'm feeling it.
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>>29514878
...But that was a reply to where they were on Where the Apple Lies, in the flashback where AJ was older and there was no Applebloom, specifically in order to disprove the idea that AB was secretly an incest baby.

Let's not expect them to jump that shark until they bring out the jetski.
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>>29514738
>Spike just made some really neat poisons
>Fizzle went through training from hell

After he pulls out a win against Flash(And you know he is, this arc has super been wanking him), I'm actually kind of interested to see if Chitania's Regimen actually works.
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>>29515129
>And you know he is,

Well duh, we went all the way out of the way just to set up this rematch battle so he could redeem his one failure.
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>>29515279
And to make the A-Team useful and to be useful to AJ and to finally be noticed by mega bug. This is his time as a point
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>>29515543
>So... who shot me? Who meddled in our affairs?

"It was... Spike The Dragon and The A Team!

>They must be the newest most cunning and powerful force Equestria can send against me... And a mighty dragon as well!

"...You've taught them before though."

>Our next battle will be legendary! Bring me the new armor!"

"They're really not that gre-"

>LEGEEEEEEEEEEENDARY!!!
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Hypogriffs!?
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>>29515745
Crossbreeed confirmed
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>>29515745
I think m gonna hurl!
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>>29495094
>>
NC
>FS
“???”
‘??’
~~~

>As I was saying, welcome everyone to another episode of Fantastically Fixing Friendships, Featuring Fluttershy. It’s during this time content doesn’t matter, but kindness always does. Our next guests are a pair I have known for quite a bit. Please welcome Lotus Blossom and... um. Excuse me, I’m so very sorry, but I seem to have forgotten your name?

‘Everyone does!’

“Here we go.”

‘I am the best masseuse in town, but nobody ever notices me!’

“We do so! I know your massaging abilities are top tier. Everyone knows you.”

‘Then what’s my name?’

“Uh, Masseuse pony?”

>This is a problem.

‘Here's the problem! I’ve worked for you and on you dozens of times, but neither of you even noticed!’

“Why are you pointing at your head? Is it your mane?”

>While noticing a manestyle is a wonderful feeling, you can't-

POP!

>Oh.

“That’s a fake horn!?”

‘I started wearing this like a year ago, nobody noticed! I helped you move from your apartment, I got you tickets to the Ponytones, but you don’t even remember I’m an earth pony!?’

>This is clearly a problem. Even discounting that he works with you and any employee or employer should know basic facts of those they directly work with, this is saying very poor things for your friendship.

“I… have nothing here, I’m apparently just a jerk.”

‘Thank you!’

>But no bridge can be made if you keep dancing on the broken parts. If this continues, of course you shouldn’t keep trying when it just won’t work, but why not give her a chance to fix it?

‘…Fine. A chance. Kind of unfair though.’

>Kindness isn't always fair, but it can be so rewarding. Why don’t we start with a name?

‘Everyone just calls me Quake.’

“Quake… I think I’d like to know more about you.”

‘I’d like that.’

>…andI’dlikeitifyoumakeherquakebyandknowherinsideandout-

“What?’”

>I said sadly we’re out of time. As always, stay kind.
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https://derpibooru.org/1366742

How does this make you feel?

Also has no-one done a NC Fluttershy about these two?
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>>29517203
In some regards, Shining Armor has long since surpassed Flash sentry as the biggest waifu stealer in this canon.

Then again, he never gets laid, gets kicked in the balls and is likely living in a constant state of blue balls.

Eh.
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https://derpibooru.org/images/1367046

How does THIS make you feel?
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>>29517203
>Also has no-one done a NC Fluttershy about these two?
Is seems to mostly be obscure people
>>
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[Luna]
{Celestia}
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, but we have booty!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm the grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main segment...COPS AND ROBBERS!!!'"

[THOU HAST INCURRED THE WRATH OF THE SUN AND THE MOON! THOU WILL PAY FOR THY THIEVERY.]

{This is going to be so much fun. I don't remember the last time I played cops and robbers.}

~On the train~
'...you invited Luna and Celestia to this?'

>Yeah! Why not?

'Don't you think it's overkill?'

"I'm sure they know how to hold back."

>Once we lose them. We win. We get to keep the booty!

'We've been losing booty through out the whole time. Do we even have any left?'

"It looks like we only have 1 bag left."

>Dibs!

"You can't call dibs on booty!"

>Nuh huh. I just did.

'You got plenty of booty. We need it more than you do.'

"We worked hard to get this booty and gosh darn it we're going to have it!"

>I called dibs. You can't violate that.

"Shoot. She has a point."

'Dibs is a sacred tradition passed down from generation to generation. It's a taboo to break it...in this case we're going to have to break Pinkie.'

"Agreed!"

Pinkie tosses sack into the boiler.
'...why did you just toss the booty into the fire?'

>Because it was turning you all into monsters. The booty was too powerful for any one mare to hold.

"'...'"
They both begin to strangle Pinkie.

[{ROYAL SISTER BLAST!}]
Luna and Celestia combine their powers into one big beam at the train. The Pink ponies notice it's getting brighter.

>"'...?'"
They gather into a group hug as soon as they see the blast.
*KABOOOOOOOM*
The train is completely wiped out.

[HAHA THE WINNER IS US! THE ROYAL SISTERS CAN NEVER BE BEATEN!]

{Huh...I wonder if we overdid it.}
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>>29517717
There is no Overkill, there is only not breathing and keep firing.
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>Cadence
“42”
~~~

>WHO DESIGNED THE PONY BODY TO FEEL SUCH PAIN!?

“…Evolution? Rules of nature? Some sort of divine creator? Not a benevolent one obviously, but in general it seems to exist.”

>I’m not even giving birth yet and this is so awful!

“You’re on a lot of painkillers.”

>The only thing I’m going to kill is whoever is close to me!... Might want to stay two steps back.

“It won’t help.”

>Considering how much this hurts, you’re damn right! I can’t even imagine what it’s going to be like when the baby comes!”

“I am quite worried about that, and if I was not literally sworn to stay with you until my death, I would very likely have booked a ticket for Seapony Kingdom around due date. As it is, I’m probably going to die a lot less epically than fighting a giant dinosaur changeling.”

>Wait, really? Even though I’m probably going to break something from an actual charged Changeling, and your chitin is tissue paper level right about now?

“Ahaha, ahhaha… now I know how a stallion with a small dick feels.”

>Oh, Forty Two, you’re too nice for this world. If Shiny and Eighteen and Twilight ever die horribly in an airship crash, you are the first one I’m going to put on my dating list to eventually look at whenever I feel like doing it.

“…I’m just going to remember you’re on a lot of things that aren’t making you think straight and try not to let you remember you just said that.”

>Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure this is all fake again and I’m going to wake up having slept ever so slightly to the side.

“…er-“

>PAIIIINNN!

“Definitely not a benevolent deity.”

>PAIN
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>>29518060
>and Twilight
Questions!

Several questions!
>>
>Suckerpunch
“Lucky Strikes”
‘Steam Gauge’
~~~

>Sigh…

“Oh for the love of… what now?”

>I’m bugged without my bug.

‘Heeere we go.’

>Hey, screw you, I like hanging out with her. These assignments are bullshit.

“The price of her being loyal to the queen.”

>Who brainwashed her and pretended to try to chop her head off!

“I never said she was smart.”

POW!

>OW! Why!?

‘I just wanted to hit you before you hit him.’

>I wasn’t going to!

‘Yes you were.’

>Yes I was. But he deserved it!

‘No I didn’t.”

>No you didn’t. But still, ow!

‘I guess you could say you didn’t expect that, Suckerpunch?’

>…

‘There’s a comma in there-‘

POW

‘I deserved that.’

>Yes you did.

“What’s her assignment anyway?”

>I think she’s doing a peace talk mission.

“Really?”

>Yep.

“So… world war one?”

>One? Why one!? Why are you implying that not only will there be a conflict that spans the entire world, but it’ll only be the first one!? That’s horrible!

“I just figured if you do it once, you’re more likely to do it again.”

>DUDE!

“Just saying.”

‘Stop bringing everyone down.’

“I’ll stop if he stops.”

>Fine, I’ll stop.

‘Good.’

>…

“…So where’s Quicksilver-“

‘In the Maribbean, probably trying to tan his white fur like a dumbass.’

>…I feel like we missed a thing or two.

‘You have no idea.’
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>>29518341
SEVERAL
QUESTIONS
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>>29518420
I'm just happy to see them again...
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>>29517717
...didn't see that ending coming.

>>29517249
So what you're saying is we use the 'waifu stealer' meme as a joke without actually including the worst bits, and use and develop the character it's focused on as a real character with hopes dreams asperations flaws and no aversion to painful physical comedy, not needing to make him look perfect to earn the waifus but instead well rounded enough he could live without them.

The horror?
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>SA
"AJ'
~~

>What's your problem?

"Everyone is dang crazy around here."

>...Oh! Alterjack, there you are! I was looking for you! Okay, I think there's some things I need to clear up about this world-

"Harrrdeee harrrr... HAR."

>That's not really a hardy har har situation when it's actually completely possible.

"Ah' hate you."

>No you don't.

"Ah' hate aspects about you."

>There you go! See, we're being honest, just like a real married couple.

"When Twilight cries 'mommy and daddy are fighting' when Ah' kick yer' tail in, it don't mean what you think it means."

>Not the first time I've misread signals. Did you know there's a changeling who might have a crush on me? I'm not sure, wanted a second opinion.

"Did you know yer' actual wife has no qualms kickin' you in the bubbles?"

>I did, actually! It's one of the reasons I end up wandering the halls. Fear of midnight kicks.

"Reasonable."

>I find it heartwarming you think that.

"And Ah' find it cute you think that's something to be heartwarmed about."

>So really, what's up?

"Luna got high."

>....

"Yeah."

>...I must see-

"Don't you dare!
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>>29518140
You really do not want the answer to that particular question.

There's a reason that there's a huge demand for the babysitter fetish.
And it can go both ways~
>>
>Twilight
"Professor"
~~~

>Sooo, what did you make?

"... A duck that can sing."

>...

"I know, it's stupi-"

>OH MY GOSH! You've completely altered an entirely species vocal chords, and put them together in such a way they can produce sounds that we can understand! Not only that, but you apparently rewrote it's brain to be able to form and contextualize our language! This is the biggest breakthrough in sapient to non-sapient communication in decades!

"Really!?"

>YES!

"Oh. Wow. I never thought of it like that."

>You should! Because it's AMAZING!

"Wow!"

>...You just wanted a singing duck, didn't you?

"Can we go back to making me smile?"

>Sure, you earned it.
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>>29519226
>ELSEWHERE!
~007~
~~~~~

~Hrmph. Amateurs. ~
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>>29518780
OK, can you PLEASE stop using the word 'Meme' wrong and calling things that aren't memes, memes?
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>>29519764
Meme: an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
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~~~~

"Mine dear companions, I must vent my fear. In our grand times together, it seems that in mine soul the ability to even be surprised anymore has gone."

The dry and wry voice was as ill fitting as the very thing the changeling himself regarded. There could be no better physical representation of how oddly placed such a thought could be than the grand sight of a black storm in the sea of perfect white.

"Really, what could I have even expected?"

The clouds raged before the five floating there, crackling and twisting with an unholy red energy within the darkened swirls. With an almost clock like precision, the internal raging of the storm crackled with the wails of power clashing with hidden power and sounding like the cries of pain from some unholy beast trapped within. In this perfect expanse of beautiful white, this sole blemish and stain on it's perfection remained, as unsightly and unsettling to behold as a dark storm on the horizon of a perfectly sunny day.

"Besides more horrors, of course. For a land that promises such warmth and beauty, upon closer sight of mine eyes, I see only horrors. "

Inside without question was their final companion.

"Niney, this... might not be the best time for sexy talk."

"We have little time my friends to save one so dear. There is little question, he is trapped in here."

"Trixie could have told you that! But how do we get him out?"

"More pressing, do we actually need to save him?"

Four different looks, each from a face so wildly different as Twenty Nines poffish one, Mayor Mare's stern one, Zecora's wry one or Trixie's egotistical stare, yet they all somehow held the same expression. Thirty Two, if he was phased in the least, deflected their stares with a wave of his hoof.

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>>29519952

"Do not give me that, most of you literally just met him today, same as me. Well, I hope it's the same day, for all I know it's the next morning or something. All the same, my point stands, we barely know the soul, and from what I've heard he certainly deserves this. What is you plan, get him out and then continue the fight against the ones who took us? We already lost once, who knows what will happen if their kindness should run out? They could easily have trapped us in the same place as him, yet instead they gave us our deepest desires, and allowed us freedom if we chose. If we test them, they might not be so kind."

There was truth to his words. Very few of them knew much of the being trapped within, even those that did failed to know him very well. His history spoke of much more than the glimpse they had seen, and the actions he now suffered for were none but his own. They were not giddy fools who only saw the brightest and the best. All of them, each one, from others or even themselves, knew that good inside of someone's heart was not assured, and it was not certain. All of them, for reasons of their own, knew that appearances could very easily be deceiving.

"...We will not blame you if you do not join us, brother. There are ways out, I'm certain."

They knew, but they could not change.

"Yeah, you can head out if you want, we won't hold it against you. Frankly, even I know this is completely bonkers, we just met the guy and we got sucked into this...place because of him! We did our part, nobody would blame anyone for cutting out now."

"But sadly we cannot join you, even though we wish you well. We cannot leave this place, for this darkness we must quell."

"Trixie isn't passing up a challenge like this, no way! She's going back to Equestria proving everyone she's the best, full stop! But Trixie knows that... this might not go so well. You've got nothing to prove, you can go."

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>>29519961

"But we cannot. There is a lost soul that lies within there."

"And if there's one thing you know draws us in, it's lost souls."

"We cannot leave until the task is done. We cannot join you and go on the run."

"Because one of us, probably the dumbest one.. HMM HMM... would dive in anyway, and you know Trixie couldn't leave whoever he or she may be behind. They're doomed without her!"

A hoof reached out, and was accepted. And another, and another, and another, until their chain of four was completed.

"This is our calling."

"This is what we do."

"We do it as one, and not for fun."

"Because nobody else possibly could!"

Together, their light shined.

"...Hrmph."

Even brighter, when the fifth reached out, and took his brother's hoof.

"If that's the way you are all going to be be, I'd be a fool to miss out."

Five different souls with different histories and different minds took one last look back to the beauty of white behind them. The perfect world of peace at their call, their greatest dreams made real and perfect if only they chose to take it, a wonderful world unsurpassed in all of it's grandness. They took one final, long look at that world of white, and all it meant.

"...What are we waiting for?"

Then they turned away, and as one, they moved forwards.

"Into they abyss, my friends!"

As one, the darkness consumed them.

"AS ONE!"

And their final task awaited.
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>>29519965
Finally!

One true harem goes on!
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>>29519980
And 32 is trying so hard to get in.
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>18
"AUJ"
~~~~

>WHOA! NO! NO NO NO NO NO!

"What?"

>You cannot come in here!

"Ah'm just looking."

>Exactly! No looking! Not from you!

"Is it cause you have something you don't want me to find?"

>NO!

"Pretty suspicious."

>Stop whatever you're doing!

"Might even sound a little... treasonous."

>NO NO NO

"Grow.'

CRASH

>...damn it.

"...Is that a poster of-"

>YES.

"And... you have it under your desk-"

>SHUT UP."

"When did he even pose for-"

>SHUT UP I SAID.

"..."

>LEAVE.

"Fine, but Ah'm watchin-

>LEAAVE!

"Fine."

>...

"...But Ah' thought you guys were-"

>LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE LLLEEEAAAAVVVVEEE
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>>29518140
I think it's just out of loyalty at this point, she has to at least let Twi have a shot there.
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>>29517203
>Also has no-one done a NC Fluttershy about these two?

I follow LNPP rules, since it spun out of that.

No changelings, no OC's, and no Shiny.
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>>29520453
>I follow LNPP rules, since it spun out of that.
>No changelings, no OC's, and no Shiny.
No shining is a rule?
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>>29520467
LNPP doesn't like Shiny, so I just assumed it was rule.

I also don't use anyone who has their own 'show', like the Pinks or AJ/Rarity, which is why the first episode was Twi/Dash. The joke is supposed to be this is her spinoff and she gets her own thing.
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>>29520453
>No changelings, no OC's, and no Shiny.
PURE ROUTE

The way it is supposed to be.
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>>29520595
>The way it is supposed to be.

I actually disagree with that, I love our extended cast and they add a lot of life to Canterlot and the like. But that's the joy about this, playing in each world has it's own rules and guidelines that should be followed to keep the original spirit.
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>Silver Spoon
~~~

>This was a mistake.

She was surrounded.

On all sides, from all angels, the light. That horrid, awful light had surrounded her, taunting her with it's mere presence to wordlessly sing of hundred thousand different possibilities that it could bring with it. Every one of them awful, and horrible, and something she had never been meant to see. She had never been meant for any of this.

>Stupid, stupid, stupid!

The obvious answer was that the glow was some kind of indicator, a warning to tell that she had been spotted, and would not be tolerated. The voice that had called for her demise had been every bit as vivid as the blinding glow, and every bit at chilling to her ears as the walls had become to her eyes. No lightning danced out to shock her when she moved, no energy came to silence her when she had let out that first shocked cry, nothing had appeared beyond the initial creeping glow that eventually overcame her position, starting in the only way she knew to retreat and eventually moving forwards until this dead end she found herself trapped in.

The only way forward, surrounded in light.

The only place she could find, surrounded in light.

Escape, staying, it was all the same to her, and all the same fate.

She had lost.

>Stupidstupidstupidstupid!

A fog overtook her spectacles as moisture formed behind them, quickly growing until her sight had become nothing but a wall of misty blue blur. Even with it gone from direct sight, she could feel the warm tingle all around her, capturing her and pinning her against this wall with no hope of escape, and no means of freedom. She was well and truly trapped.

>Stupid! I'm not supposed to be here! I don't have any reason to be here! What was I thinking!? This is so damn stupid of me! I want to go home!

Trapped on all sides, and with a voice she could not see calling for her demise.

>I want to go home I want to go home I want to go home...

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>>29520861

Her heart leapt when a sudden, shaking rumble passed underneath her, feeling so very much like an earthquake shaking just beneath an area that should have towered too high for that to possibly be true. She scrambled, hooves tangling with hooves and all over themselves as primal instincts kicked in to try to drag her away from the sensation.

She had no thought in her head, no goal, only running. Running as fast as she could, and as quickly as she could, nothing less.

>I want to go home I want to go home I want to go home!

She clamped her lips down and bit her tongue just in time to stifle the scream that nearly escaped and gave away her position, but was unable to stop the rapid near-explosive racing of her heart when the entirety of the vent behind her collapsed and was torn apart by rubble. She ran, with all her might and all her power she ran away from that destruction and prayed to every deity she had ever known that she would live just another few precious seconds.

She made it out of the way just in time, and her legs seized up. She was locked, frozen and unwilling to go any further deeper into the blue glowing tunnel, misty eyes still locked on the shredded remains of the place she had thought her cage. Something, and something quite powerful at that, had torn it apart and left it little more than a ceiling with dangling scraps of metal hanging low, wires sparking as they swung back and forth.

If her mind had been a little calmer, she would have thought a theory or two on why those sparking wires emitted the same blue glow as the wall surrounding her, or why the adjacent wall of the hallways beneath her and the floor it was connected to also held that unnatural state.

If her mind had been a little calmer.

It was not.

>...D-Diamond Tiara, help... h-help.

She rasped her whispering plea, knowing it would not be heard. Nothing, even a kind soul right next to her chattering teeth, could have heard her.

>Help...

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>>29520871

Her hooves clutched the backpack that had been given to her, the promised object her friend had assured her would make everything all better, the very thing that was supposed to bring her safety and solace.

>Help...

It did no such thing.

It only reminded her that she was alone with nothing but her weapons, and her prayers.

>Help me...

She was alone, and they were coming for her.

>H-he....

She barely even moved when she heard the sound of destruction again.

>...I want to go home...

She barely even flinched when she noticed it was growing quieter.

>...why did I come here?
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>>29520878
And hello future PTSD case!
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>>29520878
>This is fine.
>Everything is fine

The sane person in the world is always the first to go mad.
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>>29520595
>The way it is supposed to be.

>No Shining
>The way it's supposed to be
LIES

Bubblehorse is pure!
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>>29520276
>Implying she wasn't asking for more
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>>29520878
NC
>DT
~~~~

>...You know in hindsight, I kind of understand Applejack telling me to stay away from this crap...
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>>29522051
~AHHH TOOLLLLDDD YOU... SOOOOOOOOO~
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Haaaa.... HAAAHAAAHAAAA! Oh... Someone is not going to be happy with me pretty soon.
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>>29522493
...is it not-KKA, KKA, or us?

Because I don't know the former, I don't mind if it's the latter, but you do not hurt our pure soul of a KKA.

He is too damn adorable not to protect his probably cheetoe ridden smile!
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>>29522536
He probably means me, Not-KKA Which by the way is an excellent drive to make a name for myself to be known without being resorting to being a tripfag, and especially if I don't name myself. since he said 'someone'.

He's uh, he's probably not messing with the KKA thing. Trust me on this one. TRUST. ME.
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>>29519965
JUST
FUCK
ALREADY

Goddamn I have not seen SO MUCH DAMN CHEMISTRY built up for someone who literally has not even kissed yet! We've been making their relationship rock solid for years, get to the good stuff already. There's no reason to hold back, just have them cinch it. Lock it pop it and have them get together. They're not dating anyone else, they're not even potential love interests for anyone else, just get on with it or have Spike swoop in and steal everyone. I don't even care which one he's stealing them from! Just something!
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>>29522493
>>29522560
I just want you all to know I feel so much more at ease now that I know there's a collaboration here, and you guys know where certain things are going and doubtlessly made changes or the like. I have no idea what's coming, I don't even know what could possibly happen, but just knowing that you three talked and did this awesome join forces thing is damned amazing.

Now, when I see stuff like >>29522493, I'm not worried, I'm hyped as fuck. I don't know who he thinks is going to dislike him, but I've got damn good money that it's going to be impressive and fit in perfectly with everything in some way.'

This is the best feeling.
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>>29522676
Right? This actually makes me excited now when I see posts like that, especially with those follow ups that makes me think we're going to be seeing something just as huge as the invasion of the Empire, or not bigger.

Lay it on us! We shall receive your love and love-hate the fuck out of you!

And we can do it knowing the whole time, it'll fit.
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>>29522643
>e, just get on with it or have Spike swoop in and steal everyone. I don't even care which one he's stealing them from! Just something!

...that would be so damn hilarious.
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>>29520878
>>...why did I come here?

Because you insisted despite literally everyone else telling you not to.
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>>29522676
What if its Schmoe? We've been hit with the feel stick before, I'm not sure I can be hyped for pain man.
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>>29523424
And instead of complete faith in myself not being effected I'm now only cautiously optimistic.
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>>29523521
Worth it for the live mind. Miamivgo
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>>29515279
>redeem his one failure.
Considering how well things are going for him so far, I think that's one failure he should have let go.
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And night,
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>>29524376
Nope, morning now.
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>>29524765
And what a morning it is
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>>29520453
Initially you had my approval, but now you have my respect.

You got the simplicity down to a tee.

>>29520467
and yes it is a rule.
No Shining
No Chrysalis

>>29520476
And you respect boundaries too. Well actually, I haven't made any mention of Fluttershy's show because I didn't want to conflict to accidentally conflict with your NC/I was in the middle of LNPP GTA.

I might make occasional nods to ease it into my NC as well.
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>>29525153
Wheres Lavan
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>>29525234
Last seen being locked in Twis lab due to destabilizing.
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>>29525276
Oh
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>>29520476
>AJ/Rarity,
When was the last fireside anyway?
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>SA
“AJ”
~~~

>Sigh.

“What’s yer’ problem now, got too many dates for the big dance and you need to pretend to go with all of them?”

>No, I just realized I’ll probably be too busy when the baby comes to see Stellar Battles episode 1.

“Ain’t that the porno-“

>No no, that’s Stellfur Battles, the porn parody, it’s a fuzzy thing.

“…’

>Not that I would watch it.

“Suuuure.”

>I just want to point out that you somehow know about the porn parody but not the cultural phenomena that is the original trilogy. Glass houses about who’s watching what.

“Ain’t got no time for watchin’ down on the farm. Ah’ can only watch what’s playin’, and we never got the nice movies in Ponyville”

>Yeah, really believable.

“…”

>Wait, have your really never seen Stellar Battles?

“As mah’ brother would say, Eeeenope… because he also hasn’t, ta’ clarify.”

>By the Shining Saber of the ancients! We have to see this right now!

“Yer’ silly talk is only hurting your case.”

>NOW!

“Fine, ain’t like Ah’m gonna-


~~~~

“FWOOOOMOMOM!”

>BSKKKK!

“BWOAOOOMMMM!”

>CHOO CHOO!

“BWANG BWANG!”

>Sooo?

“It was okay.”
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>>29526005
... so does that confirm she watched a porno?
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>>29526113
Yes

She's not shy of sex, my dude
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>>29526113
And apparently so did the whole family sans Applebloom, till later!
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>Guard
“Guard 2”
(Cantie)
{Cantie 2}
~PT~
~~~~

>Why are you doing this you monster!?

“Is this another invasion!?”

(Are we being taken over you sexy sexy robot overlord?)

{Can we hug you?}

>TELL US WHAT YOU WANT!

~You shot me with a taser, which is illegal, so I detained you until you could be seen by a lawfully appointed judge in order to determine cause, state of mind, potential harm, potential future harm, and other factors that may deem you in need of punitive charges.~

>…

“…Oh.”

(We didn’t!)

{YEAH!}

~Scanning… you were detained on counts of stalking a royalty.~

(Oh.)

{Right.}

>…

“….So what do we do now? It’s just us and them.”

~Illegal sexual contact of any kind of the other inmates is strictly forbidden.~

>WHOA!

“BACK THE FUCK UP LADY!”

~Language.~

>WHAT!?

(What constitutes illegal?)

{Yeah, could you be specific?}

>…

“…”

({What?})

~I will get the hose.~
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>Spike
“Flash”
~~~

There were certain things the equine body wasn't meant to do under normal conditions without suffering severe harm. One such thing was repeatedly slamming one's hooves into the unyielding, near unbreakable scales of a juvenile dragon.

Another one thing among the long list of possibilities was twisting one's body backwards so far the forehead touched the same floor the hind legs were upon, just snap their hind legs up to slam into said dragon's chin and send him flying up towards the ceiling.

“I want you to know that I am doing this in self-defense.”

Spike landed, hard, a moment later. Most others would have stopped moving, curled up and nursed their bruises. Most others would have cried out in pain. The onslaught of the stallions punches had been brutal, sharp and well-aimed. Enough to break a pojny.

Spike was no pony. He whipped his gun arm sideways for an unaimed snapshot. Flash Sentry dropped down as flat as his body allowed. A followup headbutt to the slightly softer gut that made his feet loose contact with the ground caused the young dragon to wheeze..

“I am not going question when the little dragon who once was always one step behind Princess Celestia or Twilight, trying to help, being kind, has become ruthless enough to try and execute someone in cold blood with a bullet to the head”

Spike fell flat onto the ground. It was a brief pause in their encounter, but enough to give someone with a firearm the edge to fire back. Flash was already back on his hooves, bouncing impatiently, trying to predict what his opponent might do.

“But I won't let you try to do that again. Not to Sunset.”


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>>29526412

Without even tensing, the dragon was back on his feet faster than Flash anticipated. The stallion braced for a second before launching himself closer to make a shot impossible.

“Not to anyone I have chosen to fight with and protect!”

He didn't expect Spike to suddenly rush towards him, sweep around and slam his tail into one of his legs. Despite being much heavier than when he was a normal pony, Flash made a misstep and stumbled...

>Too bad, Flash.

...right into Spike's clenched fist, which drove into his throat with merciless brutality. Flash eyes bugged out. He choked, instinctively clutching his neck and stumbling back..

>A traitorous ex-Guard who constantly switches sides like you doesn't get to make that call! Self-defense?! In case you have forgotten, you were the ones assaulting the Crystal Kingdom first.

Flash stumbled back unsteadily. There had been far more strength behind that simple swing than he expected the young drake to possess. Strength and technique Spike hadn't displayed during their last clash.

>So don't you fucking dare try taking the moral high ground here. Chitania, Sunset, you and anyone willingly helping you... you are the worst enemies to Equestria and Harmony now.

Silence. Spiek wheezed, cradling his arm to keep his aim steady, red blood running down the side of his face. Flash had been wondering why the dragon didn't take a quick shot at him in that moment...

“I have witnessed the cruelty of the princesses and what it could do to someone on my down body, Spike.”

...but he took the chance to talk. Tense, ready and cautious. The cybernetically modified stallion's artificial muscles bulged, rippling beneath his fur. He was ready for anything.


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>>29526418

“I don't you blame, Spike. Nor do I don't despise you. We ware on opposing sides of a conflict much grater than us, and our roles could easily have been reversed if things had developed differently.”

Flash's voice was hoarse, his bruised throat taking a toll on his voice. He retained a neutral pose, uncertainty about the extent of the dragon's abilities since their last clash making this more of a battle of wills. Of who would move first.

“But you tried killing someone who took care of me and who I have started caring for when her back was turned and she had no means to defend herself.”

When he took a slow, cautious step forwards, a ripple of blue light spread out from where he stepped down. It rippled outwards, slowly beginning to cover the entire floor of the devastated meeting room. They both noticed, but were too focused on one-another to dare and acknowledge it.

“So if you don't drop your weapon, by whatever God is up there trying to screw us all over, I am going to hit you until I get it through your dense skull that I don'-”

BLAM!

A sudden explosion of light, scattered pieces of metal embedding themselves into the floor and his hide. Most of it had been stopped by the stallion's sub-dermal armor. Flash stopped moving. Spike stopped moving. The latter glared, the former felt his throat contract.

>Stop.

And Flash did.

That shot clearly was only meant to scare, not harm. For a single instant, a blink of their eyes, Flash wondered whether Spike would be the reasonable one, the one to answer to his attempt at conversation and ask him to stop.


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>>29526424

He didn't know what he would do if this was the case. Should he take the opportunity to attack, should he try to talk him down, should he actually stop...?

>Talking.

When the separate pieces of metal surrounding him whirred to life and caused a crackling, roaring field of magical energy to envelop him, then fill him with unimaginable pain, he knew better.

Flash screamed in helpless fury when he lost motor control over his limbs.. His body spasmed, he shook, he started frothing... and when the small emitters ran out of power, he dropped to the ground, steam rising from his burnt hide.

>Don't get back up. Don't get in my way. Or I will finish what you started back on the airship.

The bruised and aching dragon limped past the unmoving former Guard, clambering over the broken drywall to enter the next room.

“Spike...”

Spike paused, his back turned, not even turning his head to the croaked voice coming from behind him.

“...would you pen a letter to the princess for me?”

The requested caused Spike to jerk in surprise. A single, brief instant where he let his guard down to turn. It made him miss the stallion dropping down onto him with the combined weight of an entire brewery cart, nearly breaking his legs and spine in the process.

“Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle!”

The punches returned with vengeance, giving Spike no more time to think. All eh could do was clutch his gun in a death grip and brace for the worst of it. This time they fel downwards, through the floor, debris raining down around them.

“Thank you for being the one to help me surpass the limitations of my own body and beat your lapdop into a bloody pulp!”

Spike fell.... and a badly burnt stallion with the crazed eyes of a mad dog was raining punches and kicks upon him that were no longer meant to bruise, but to break.
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>>29526431
Damn!
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>>29526431
>surpass the limitations of my own body
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>>29526431
Spike holy shit.

Also, Flash has been brushing up on his banter I see!
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>>29526564
Rule of nature!... don't actually apply:
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>>29526424
>Nor do I don't despise you.
... so he does despise him?
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>>29526431
>“Thank you for being the one to help me surpass the limitations of my own body and beat your lapdop into a bloody pulp!”

~~~~~~ELSEWHERE!~~~~~

'...Well, I'm not saying your welcome! Take THAT! Bookhorse for the win!'
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>>29526431
Spike feels a little too strong here, Flash was hyped up as being so strong and fast he could wreck pretty much anyone not in the upper tier, but Spike's tail manged to knock him off balance and he felt that hit to the throat?
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>>29526424
>. We ware on opposing sides of a conflict much grater than us,

Think Flash just had a malfunction there.
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>>29526885
Jeet Kune Do, maybe? Plus, he went some really grueling training recently I think...? Was it in the murderbox?
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>>29526651
>>29526895
my bad
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>>29527007
Meh, mistakes happen to the best of us.
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>PJ
"Fizzle'
~~

>H-ha! Is that all you've got?

Terror bled out from PJ's words no matter how deeply she tried to bury them under bravado. Her legs burned with the heat of grinding wires as she was pulled backwards as fast as she could fly, not caring in the least if something lied in her path. She never looked away from her pursuer, the white dragon that raced with reckless abandon down the hall with a giddy gait to his step, tearing massive swaths of destruction down all the way. Fizzle's manic grin grew outright ecstatic with her taunt, and his hum of joy changed into a giggle of amusement.

"Baby, I haven't even started yet!"

Her teeth grit when he lashed out with his claws, twin streams of that searing red heat following their movements exactly. She snapped, pulling her hooks back to her side and using their momentum to roll in the air just above the invisible blades.

>Really? That what you tell all the mares, or are you just having performance issues again?

His smile faltered for a moment. When it came back, it burned.

>I'll take that as a yes.

Literally.

>SHIT!

She banked around the nearest corner just in time, wings and cables pulling her so fast the world became an indecipherable blur. She couldn't focus on it, or anything else for that matter. All she could focus on was the sudden sensation of intense heat directly on her tail, and the wash of red that followed her even at her ninety degree banking angle. She didn't need to look back to know the blue hallway had suddenly become a wall of roaring red, or that slowing down for even a second could mean her demise.

"You shitting yourself yet?"

His muffled screech was the only warning she was given before the wall suddenly exploded inwards, shrapnel and chunks of drywall raining all over her and jamming up her cable systems. Her eyes went wide with terror when she saw his grin, but it was too late.

"I'll take that as a yes!"

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>>29527360

Before she could even compensate for the new lack of momentum, the flying dragon followed up with a lightning fast swipe of his tail, the entire length slamming into her side and sending her through the adjacent wall. Any attempt to roll to a stop proved pointless, and she could do little more than fell the painful cracking of the office chairs and massive oak desk that lie in her way. Her painful flight only ended when her back met the stark white eraser board clear on the end of the room. She groaned, sliding down to the ground in a painful slump, her barely held grip on her swords so loose they nearly slipped out of the hoof holes that held them.

"Had enough yet?"

He was still smiling when he ripped the rest of the wall apart, tearing it down like tissue paper underneath his still glowing claws. They clicked together as he walked, stinging her ears with the chiming sound of energy clashing against energy, little sparks falling to the ground and starting miniature fires in the rug. All together it gave his face an unnatural glow of power that he bathed in and seemed to grow darker as he advanced on her.

>...Y-you know, if that's the best you can do with your long appendage, I'm willing to bet you weren't very popular with the ladies back home.

His eye twitched, an obvious nerve struck and struck hard, and he began to advance even more quickly.

"You get one chance to tell me where the others are, and maybe I'll let you keep your legs."

She coughed, still unable to get up as he neared her, but despite it all she managed a smile.

>Awww, I knew you were a big softie at heart, I bet you got you mom flowers all the time.

Steam rolled out from his nose, and the smile was long gone. Fangs were bared, his claws held up as if to remind her that they were there, and he snarled.

"I'm a dragon, bitch, we don't do flowers."

She chuckled again, a smile finally coming onto her face when she saw his own twist in rage.

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>>29527367

>No? What did you get her then, gems? Big old ruby in the shape of a heart?

Her answer was three red, burning clawmarks, mere inches from her head.

"Shut the fuck up and tell me where they are!"

>H-ha.

Another set, perfectly opposite the other, followed that.

"You think I'm playing!? You really think I won't tear you apart? I'll cook your damn chitin like a roast piglet!"

To punctuate his point, he pointed a single claw, and a tiny red dot appeared next to her. Slowly, painfully slowly, he drug it towards her face, leaving charred and molten scratches in it's wake.

>I just find it funny.

"And what is that!?"

>You told me to shut up, then tell you.

Both of them knew, even though only one would ever admit it, that it should not have taken him that long to figure out what she meant.

>You'd be terrible as a hostage negotiator. We're going to shoot you, then you'll give up!

He didn't even enjoy it when the dot reached just next to her cheek, and she hissed with pain as her chitin began to blacken.

>Aw, don't be like that, I just want to help you out. Really, you and me? We could be best friends. Isn't friendship cool? We should hang out.

Another, slightly high pitched snarl rumbled beneath his fangs.

"I have all the friends I need. And they're way, way cooler than you could ever be."

She laughed. It hurt, but she laughed.

>Nah, come on, I'm awesome. Trust me, you'd learn a ton from me they'd never tell you.

"Oh? Like, where your friends are, how many are here, and what weapons do they have? I'd love to know that one. Share that one, and maybe we'll get along."

>Can't, I don't know you well enough. But hey, I have the perfect icebreaker.

"And just what's that, you bu-..."

He suddenly stopped, eyes darting left and right, before coming back to her.

"Loser. I said loser."

>Awww, someone got a crush? Well then, maybe I can help you out.

That, as absurd as it was, finally made him stop his advancement.

"The fuck does that even mean?"

3/5
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Meanwhile

DT Doorkicker-style breaches a wall, inadvertently blasting Sweet Note to pieces

That's another box ticked
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>>29527373

>It's about your... earlier issues. You know, there's a way around poor performance.

Any thought, any goodwill, even any desire to gain more information out of her swiftly went out the door, and his claw swung back and charged it's energy, preparing to end her with one swing.

>For instance... have you tried toys?

He never got a chance to finish her. Before he knew it, a half dozen chirps were surrounding him, and tiny little spheres hidden in the wreckage of the room began to blink.

>They really bring some bang to the bedroom.

He screamed as the explosives overtook him and his world was consumed in fire. PJ plugged her ears, but could not stop the shock that raced up her body from the proximity. Though she was not in the center of the concentrated blast, she felt the aftershock as thoroughly as if she'd been next to a grenade. She could only guess how painful it must've been for the dragon.

>...Well, didn't expect that to be so hard, but I guess I've had worse scrapes-

The breath left her the instant the wind and smoke rushed over her.

>Ah, shit.

Wind rolling with every beat of bright pink wings as they scattered the black veil that covered him, and revealed a slightly blackened, positively furious dragon that hovered over the new massive hole that was all that remained of where he had stood.

>...Not supposing you want anymore tips?

He didn't bother to quip, he didn't bother to shoot back a barb, all he did was roar.

>SHIT!

And with that roar came all the fire he could produce.

>SHIT SHIT SHIT!

If it hadn't been for fast claws and a new hole to freedom directly beneath her, she doubted even a single scrap would remain in room of nothing but fire that now raged above her. Every corner, every inch had been charred to nothing, and it had nearly been her end.

>OH FUCK!

She didn't even hit the ground. The moment she was down the hole, she was flying again.

"FUCKING BUUGGG!"

4/5
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>>29527381

Unfortunately, so was he. Wings spread so wide they touched end to end in the massive hallway, he let loose powerful gusts as he soared down them without care. She had trained to fly through trees, trained to maneuver in every area, even if it was just a labyrinth, this was her element.

"I'M GOING TO RIP YOU APARRRGHHGHHHHH!"

That was the only reason she stayed even slightly ahead of the dragon that plowed through walls without ever slowing down for an instant, and let loose roars of flames every time he had her in his sights.

>For the record-

She banked, just before he could reach her, and tossed back more of her blinking spheres.

>We're not bugs!

It didn't stop him, but it felt amazing to hear him roar.

>Okay, Plan B!

When she heard the wall smash, a sudden realization hit her.

>...shit! I don't even have a plan A!

And the one chasing her would give her no quarter to form one.

>For the record, next time, we need a better plan!

She could only pray that next time would happen at all.

"BURN!"
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>>29526885
Spike's been training for a long ass time, way longer than Flash has been getting adequate cqc training. Though, if you don't think that's enough, he did kinda use physics to fuck him up.
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>>29527389
I never thought a fight between these guys could be so fun.
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>>29527389
She has got to be cursing the gods she got picked instead of DT
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>>29526885
>>29526925
>>29527468

Remember when Flash was in simulation training to assassinate Chrysalis? Good times... And before Thread 20, if I remember correctly. Pretty sure he's been training longer.
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>>29527593
Right?

Daw must be thanking God she lucked out.
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>>29527697
Who even would train Spike that well? Pinkie's not overly amazing as a fighter.

Meanwhile, Flash got Training From Hell with Chitty over nine months.
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>>29527925
He's had at least a year and a half's worth of training under 42 and Pinkie and has had some offscreen practice that puts him around the same tier as Jetset without his glasses (or at least, can keep up and not be curbstomped by him)
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>Scootaloo
“Sweetie Belle”
~~~~~

>NNNGGHHH!

“PUSSSHH!”

>NNGGGGHHH!

“PUSSHHH!”

>NGGGH!

“If you’ve ever had a dream, if you’ve ever had a soul, if you’ve ever wanted to do something and really be somebody, now’s your chance! You capture the lightning in your lips, Scootaloo! You choke down the thunder! Feel the shake of the world! Feel the power inside! Feel it, be it! You can be anything you want to be, you can do anything you want to do! You! Can! Be! The one!”

>NGGGHHHH!

“FEEL THE VICTORY ON YOUR HOOF AND DRINK THE SALTY TEARS OF YOUR FOES!”

>NNNNNNNGGGHHHHHH!

“DOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTTT!”

>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

With one final magnificent, majestic, imposing, splendid, spectacular, grand, awe-inspiring, striking, stunning, breathtaking, impactful, and downright powerful flap of her wings, Scootaloo broke the unbreakable, did the impossible, and with a flow flow fought the power.

“YAY!”

The power of gravity, to be precise.

“You did it! And they said you couldn’t scooter up the side of the mountain. But you did it! One o’ clock angle the whole way up though sheer rocks, but you did it! Be proud of yourself!”

>…Whheee… hweeee…

“You okay?”

The filly was not. She proved this when she fell to her side, and wheezed.

“Oh great, now I have to carry you. This is so unfair! Well, you just remember this when I need something!”

The wheezing grew strangled, but she could not lift her burning arms.

“Let’s get us some celebration milkshakes! Tra-la-laaaa~”

With a single kick, the worn scooter rolled down the streets of Canterlot.

>Wheeeeezeee…

Scootaloo could only pray Sweetie would notice her helmet scraping on the ground before the concrete made it thorugh.

“Oh wow, what a nice day!”

She had let the hope die a long time ago.
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>>29527955
...Well, now I'm thinking "Happy Tree Friends' and that is not okay.
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>>29528218
Omg... Silverspoon...
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>>29528324
What about her? Why do I suddenly feel apprehensive about having agreed with bringing her along?
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>>29528338
She's going to become Flippy after this PTSD inducing fuckup is over.
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>>29528324
>>29528338
>>29528351
Stop samefagging fucking retards.
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>>29528376

Oi, don't be rude, let him have his fun.
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>>29527955
OKay, that's actually pretty damn impressive to scoot up the side of an mountain. DAMN.
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MEANWHILE!
>AJ
"SA"
~~~

>Lu lu lu, Ah've got some apples!

"Lu lu lu, I've got some too!"

>Lu lu lu lets eat together!

"I love to share with you!"

>Everything is great.

"Isn't it?!"
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>>29528589
>...Do you feel irrelevant?

"Maybe, not as much as you are, though!"

>Ohhhh...
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>>29528630
What the fuck has Shiny done recently to even put him close to being as relevant as her?
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>>29528661
Spend time with his ladies. AJ's so irrelavant, in most recent stories, she's only been talking with herself.
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Can an archiver do me a favor and locate the story where AJ talked to coffeelys with 56 on her back? Thanks in advance.
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>>29527374
NC
>DT
"Sweet Note'
~~~

>CLEAR!

"Wait, clear of what?"

BOOOM

"MY LIMBS!"

>I said clear, you don't have anyone to blame but yourself.

"THE DOOR WASN'T LOCKED!"

>...Your fault.

"WHY!!?"

>Look, I brought all of these heavy munitions and Faustdamn it I'm going to use them! Do you know how heavy Doorkickers are!?

"NO!"

>Well, not very, that's why I picked them, but they're also very fun.

"I'm dying!"

>You really shouldn't have been in front of a door that was about to explode.

"..."

>See? She gets my point.

"..."

>...Hasn't blinked for a while, but that's because her mind is so damn blown.

"..."

>...yep.
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>>29528813
I think you're mixing up stories, she talked to 56 on coffe, and she talked to AJ with 56 on her back, but she never talked to AJ with 56 on her back on coffee. This is probably what you're thinking of http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/24574722/#24595657
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>>29528837
Yeah that looks to be it, thanks and sorry about that.
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>>29528589
'Celestia'
~~~

'This is how I feel all the time!'

>'YAYYYY! Royal buddies!"
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>>29528837
I fogot how much I missed 42/Chrysalis, best buddies. She only hangs out with Caddy now.
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>>29529190
The subtle but systematic desmantling of any chance of Chrysalis doing anything good or winning. By taking away her most useful and competent subordinates she's left defenseless and an easy target for the fuck you bug stick.
>>
>LAST THREAD RECAP, BANGS AND BOOMS EDITION!
>SA misjudges AB's age.
>Luna does not answer what she does.
>SA and Celestia have a nice talk in the hot tub
>AUJ meets Cadence and things are awkward
>Fluttershy and Luna go down to Treehuggers to relax, things get weird
>AJ and Rarity wonder where Dash went
>Cadence and Rarity talk and Cadence might be losing it
>The guards can't escape
>Celestia shakes on AJ's papers
>The Captain Meetings reveal some odd revelations
>OOCO Hearts and Hooves day stories
>Shiny hugs Chrysalis when she needs it
>55 and Ingrid spend the day together
>42 can teleport punches
>Celestia and Rarity are good sisters
>Chrysalis is questioning if she's a good queen.
>BUT FOR THE MAIN EVENT
>Back with Spike and Sunset, it turns out Spike did NOT shoot Sunset, but the bang was the metal grate hitting the ground
>He holds her at gunpoint, threatening to shoot her if she tries anything, and when asked if he plans to kill her Spike shoots back that's up to her.
>He reveals he was at war with himself what to do with her, and if she should be given another chance, so he came up with a way to decide.
>He tells her to call for Chitania to bring her inside, and if she does, he'll let her live and bring her back unharmed.
>Sunset laughs him off, and reveals something. She didn't come in for wine because she was thirtsy. It's her celebration wine.
>Right on cue, the strange blue glow that had been very slowly following them reaches them.
>While Spike reels, Sunset mockingly tells him he can shoot if he wants, nothing will matter after this. She's won.
>Just after she says this, the door to the room opens, and Chitania comes in looking for Sunset.
>BAM!
>A one in a million shot lands right in her mouth, and the Titan falls over, still and unmoving.
>Spike's only response, "...Was that part of your plan?"
1/3Likechitty!
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>>29529487
>This apparently sets off a chain event of some kind, as in another area away from town, an ex-criminal griffon worker named Blackbill is finishing up when a strange reading draws her away, and she's locked up in a tunnel that's not supposed to be on the map yet
>Despite her friend Peppermint's protests, she goes further into the tunnel.
>Eventually, she comes across a strange device pulsating with energy, and she can't escape before more energy comes in.
>Peppermint has to listen as something tears her apart, helpless.
>But back with Sunset, Spike is stunned it actually works and he has seemingly killed Chitania. Sunset is broken into a dead shock, unable to believe her eyes.
>She meanders forwards, completely stunned, while Spike demands she turns around before it's too late, but she never does.
>She finally gets up to Chitania, finding her face filled with black viens and her mouth dribbling a black sludge, unmoving and cold
>Sunset, not believing that Chitania is really dead, demands to know why she didn't just get up and kill Spike when he was distracted. She questions why Chitania doesn't move, and finish this.
>Spike pleads with her, repeating that Chitania is dead, but Sunset will not listen. Instead insisting that Chitania could not have let something like this kill her so close to victory and demands she get up.
>She breaks when she realizes that the one time she didn't want someone to look for her, after a lifetime of being ignored just when she needed them the most, Chitania came. The one time she would have been better off forgotten, and Chitania didn't even check the door, because she wanted her to be around.
>Finally, she breaks, and demands Chitania gets up.
>Spike, realizing there's no chance to sway her back, takes aim.
2/3Afunnynamelikechitty
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>>29529496
>Get up, Sunset cries, and ignores Spikes' pleas.
>Get up she says again, and Spike admits defeat, "...I'm sorry, Applejack...but this is for everyone."
>He takes aim.
>She cries one last time for Chitania to get up.
>He fires.
>"...it's about time."
>Gurgling black goo and pissed off, Chitania can't comment on that, or the bullet that just blew off chunks of her leg that protected Sunset.
>Sunset, relieved, throws up a shield to protect them both with the momentary lapse of Spike's concentration, and starts to take Chitania off to finish what they started.
>Spike tries to stop her, Sunset is having none of that.
>"Ahem... would you kindly beat this dragon to death?"
>Someone answers her magical call, and promptly beats Spike through the walls with inhuman speeds.
>Flash informs Spike that this one's going to go even worse than last time.
>Sunset, content, sends out a magical message for the others of the intruders, and to kill them, then carries Chitania off, and tells her to stay alive.
>Stay alive, until they can be so much more.
>The rest of the A-team hear her message, and realize they are so screwed.

WOO! Sorry if some details seem skimped, you have no idea how hard it is to compress these things.

If something needs expanding, expand! And I'll see you next time!
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>>29529314
>The subtle but systematic desmantling of any chance of Chrysalis doing anything good or winning

Knock her down.

She just keeps trying.
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>>29529503
Thanks, you are appreciated and recognized.
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>>29529779
someday, she will find the one other competent minion in her group. Someday.
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>>29530240
Keep dreaming.

It's all she has left.
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>>29530617
Stop the sabotage!
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>>29529314
Were not subtle at all.
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>>29505371
Why do this to yourself?
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>>29531405
To remember how far she has come my man
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>>29531405
This. >>29531715 and because forgetting about the it would be shameful to me.
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NC
>FS
“??”
‘???’
~~~

>And welcome everyone to another episode of Fantastically Fixing Friendships, Featuring Fluttershy. It’s during this time content doesn’t matter, but we love it all the same. Our next two guests are wonders of their craft, but unfortunately can’t agree on certain matters. Please welcome Blue Bobbin and, um..

“Don’t bother.”

‘Guess!”

>Guess?

‘Yes! Guess my name, I dare you!’

>Bleeding… heart?

‘Close enough!’

>I beg your pardon?

“She’s always like this, so unprofessional!”

‘At least I don’t hit on stallions at work.’

“One time!’

>Now, this seems important, what caused you to fight like this?

“She messed up and is blaming me!”

‘No, she messed up and is blaming me!’

>It seems neither of you are being very professional.

“What!? How dare you!”

‘We are the pinnacle of worksponyship!’

>That’s really easy to say about yourselves, but it seems you don’t have much to say about each other.

“That’s not true! She’s great at color theory, she really is, and at least she has the decency to stop when someone points out her behavior, unlike you!”

‘Yeah, and she’s only dealing with stallions so much because they keep messing with her, she’s the pretty one!’

“I am not.”

‘You know you’re prettier than me, you don’t have to pretend.’

“Hey! You’re pretty in your own right, and that’s the beauty of our work, we can make anyone shine!’

‘…I’m sorry for messing up your fabrics.’

“I’m sorry for insulting you in front of everyone.”

‘Maybe being friends wouldn’t be so bad?’

“Well, it can’t hurt.”

>See? You just needed a chance to see the good in each other.

“Thanks.”

‘Yeah, you’re great.’

>Mind giving a hug for the audience?

“Sure!”

>…andthenshowherthatyou’rejustasgoodasanystallionandmakeherbegformore-

‘What?’

>I said that’s all the time we have today. As always, stay kind.
>>
Non-Canon
>AJ
"Rarity"
~~~~
>Welcome to Fireside /pa/ with your hosts Applejack.

"And Rarity~"

>It's during this time that Ah'...um WE fix things in our sleep. What do you have for us, Rarity?

"One of the smoke detectors are low on batteries."

>...What?
*beep*

"That. The castle is so huge that we don't know where it's coming from. Didn't you notice it?"

>No Ah' was thinking about the new budget. Well, what the hay has the staff been doing?
*beep*

"Searching, but the castle echos so they're not sure where it is exactly. We're going to need you to authorize more ponies if we can't find it."

>...

"..."
*beep*

>Okay now that Ah've noticed it. It's getting annoying. Ah'll just go ahead and authorize it in the morning.

"Oh good. It's been driving me crazy."
*beep*

>That's all the time we have now, but hopefully we'll have this fixed in no time. Thanks for joining us on...
AJ looks to Rarity and they both smile.

>"The Fireside."

*beep*
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>>29532506
There's my fireside!
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>>29532506
I sense an impending running gag.
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>>29532674
So damn chill.
>>
So, concerning Sunset, she not wearing her outfit anymore right?

Considering all that happened since she arrived I'm sure its tots rekt to hell... Or is she still somehow wearing it, or at most parts of it?

I need to know for reasons.
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>>29533077
What outfit?
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>>29533077
...Outfit?
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>>29533085
The EQG outfit, if I remember right, she came through with it or at least the jacket.
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>>29533095
Wait, what? Why? How? She didn't have it when she stole the crown, and it's not like Twi came though with her outfit.

I totally didn't know she was supposed to have it. But it'd be looooong gone by now.
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>>29533077
>>29533095

...Archiver!? Help! My brain!
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>>29533107
Well Twilight didn't have anything to begin with so when she came back nothing was gained. And we all know if not for being a kids show, shed have shown up nude.

Sunset though? Have no idea if she eventually changed outfits, she could have and we never would have known, thus cause she actually had something it came through.
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>>29533113
Just use the timeline in the wiki to find her entrance.
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>>29533129
But Sunset didn't have it when she stole the crown. What, did she strip nude and then go through?
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>>29533137
I keep forgetting we have that! Thanks!
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>>29533139
Idk, its movie/show logic vs our logic now.
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>Blueblood
“Arana”
~???~
~~~~

“So, what’cha gonna do now, Bluey?”

The stallion pondered this question, and he pondered it truly. As a free stallion, the world had opened up to him. A thousand doors previously locked as tightly as his prison had suddenly been swung free, and infinite possibilities and paths lied ahead. He could choose any of them, every one uncertain, and he would never know if he walked towards truth, a new life, or failure. He had left his shackles and wandered into the light, and found himself blinded. Every road a mystery, his place in life could never be known, he was lost.

>I think…

“Yes?”

>…It is time I returned to my clothing of stature, to remember the path I’ve left behind. Not to return to ways long forgotten, but to see them and bear the weight they press down upon me. One of nobility, one of strength, I must carry on with regality, and strength.

“Wow! So what’cha gonna do?”

>…I’m going to go and-

~~~~

>Yes, finally pick up my dry cleaning!

~YOU GO ‘WAY!~

>You assured me that I could leave it here for as long as I wanted and pick it up when I was done!

~GO ‘WAY! GO ‘WAY NO! NO WANT YOU ROUND HERE!~

>I didn’t even want to come here to drop it off, my publicist said it was good PR! Just give it back and I’ll go! It’s literally just a collar, give me my blasted collar back!

~WE NO SERVE YOU NO MORE!~

>Curse you, cowreans!

“GASP!”

>It’s not racist if they’re SCREWING ME OVER!

~GO ‘WAY!~

>GAHHHH!
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>>29533180
>cowreans

I like it!
>>
Well the jacket did infact exist at one time or another. Wither it still does is up for debate, since it was one of those out of sight out of mind kind of things, one could argue that it had somehow survived after all this time.

So unless someone knows where it was specifically stated to have been destroyed, then I guess, maybe?
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>>29533277
Thank you, Thanks you!

I am going to assume it still exist though, cause I have an idea! A wonderfully terrible idea... And it will be nice to have more details in what I just conceived in my brain!
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>>29533296
Are you making it sentient

Cos that's gay
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>>29533305
Seriously? That's what you came up with? Jackie the magically fucked up jacket? That always wants to be warm and filled up? Gets its jollys by being worn and is nearly unbearable with its innuendos about getting inside me and its constant neediness for physical contact? And lets not forget the satisfied moans and groans when its put on.

That's what you came up with? Geez man, get some coffee and get that creative thinking going, you're not even trying anymore.
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>>29533305
>>29533322
I can't believe I'm doing this, the idea is just so absurd that I need to do this and get it out of my system, forgive me.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>Burr... its getting chilly today.

"Guuuuuurl, you need to get insiiiiiiide me!"

>No.

"MMMMMHM! Right up inside ol' Jackie! You know you need it baby!"

>I-Its not that cold.

"Oh you know its gonna get colder sugar, come on, put me on. I've got an inner fur lining, it'll feel like a warm lover's hug. Mhm!"

>No, J-Jackie!

"Oh don't be cold amber flanks... Get it? Don't be cooooold!"

>Fffffff- FINE!

"Oooh yeah, you put me on, mhm! Don't have to be so rough gurl, I ain't gonna fight it!"

>...

"Mhhhhhm... now isn't that batter Sunny"

>...yes.

"HAH! No one turns down ol' Jackie!"
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>>29533387
*snortgiggle*
>>
-O-
Traitor.
The word rang through Flash's mind as he felt his consciousness slip away.
How long had it been since the day he'd been given his armor?
A fresh-faced recruit eager to serve his homeland and maybe catch the eye of a few dozen mares all the while.
Protect and Serve. Always Faithful. Forever Loyal.
But what did that get him?
The attention of a beautiful princess, of course.
Pretty and smart, if just a touch awkward.
He played it cool, of course, but was giddy on the inside.
A princess, of all ponies, was interested in him!
She approached him on occasion to exchange pleasantries, sometimes evolving to lengthy conversation.
He enjoyed it; he loved the attention, if not for its sake, then because of who was giving it.
And so, when she asked him for help, he jumped at the chance.
She was a princess; a mare who caught his eye.
He was a guard; a romantic optimist.
Protect and Serve.
But when that lavender lunatic drugged and mutilated him, what did that get him?
A body that is more metal than flesh.
A body that gave him strength and speed beyond what he thought capable.
And yet...
'I never asked for this.'
His trust had been violated, but everything became so much clearer, then.
Equestria was ruled, is ruled, by monsters.
Twilight Sparkle was no fluke; she's simply a reflection of whatever disease has slithered its way into the heart of Equestria.
A disease that allows her to go unpunished for her actions while he remains an abomination of nature.
So what does Flash owe to Equestria? To a crown of rotted thorns?
Nothing.
The Equestria he vowed to serve, the crown he pledged fealty to, was nothing but pretty propaganda.
Traitor?
He'd carry that title gladly.

1/2
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>>29533528
And he'd carry it for the friends he'd found during the course of his new life.
None of them are perfect and hardly any of them are 'good.'
But they're his.
And, for the first time in a long while, he'd found a place that felt like home.
'Sunset...'
He owed her so much. Chitania, too.
And he had failed them; failed to stop the one who had come so close, too close, to ending their lives.
He said he held no ill will towards their would-be killer, but recalling the image of a barely breathing Chitania stirred something inside of him.
'Too close...'
Sunset Shimmer and Chitania, the strongest mares he's ever known, both lie still at the feet of some punk with a gun.
'No...!'
His teeth slowly clench as feeling returns to his pain ridden body, the world around him no longer fading into darkness.
He can hear the young killer speaking. Don't get up. Stay down. Or I'll kill you, too.
'Just like Sunset... Just like Chitania...'
No. They're still alive.
Relief washes over him, as does a powerful feeling.
Gratitude.
For the princess. For that pretty little bookworm.
She had given him something great: the power to save.
No. They didn't need him to save them.
But he will use this power, this body that went against the very rules of nature, to give them as much time to recover as he could.
And so, his muscles tensing and the pain he felt fading against the manic determination welling within him, he speaks the killer's name.
“Spike...”
He'd use this power to drag the young killer as far away as possible.
“...would you pen a letter to the princess for me?”
To the deepest pits of hell.

2/2
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>>29533528
what
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>>29533544
what
>>
>>29533528
>>29533544
Well I'll be damned, I'm inclined to give you a portrait now Flash, well done.
>>
>>29533545
>>29533560
>what
is your problem?
>>
>>29533544
These guys are weirdly easy to root for considering they want to kill god...
>>
>>29533635
Maybe its because they all should have been heroes. And they have been screwed over at every turn by the 'good' guys.
>>
>Berry Punch
“Cheerilee”
~~~

“Berry? You’re asleep on my desk again.”

>No I’m not. I’m just drunk on it, you fool!

“Not better.”

>You’re not better.

“I’d like to think I am, but then I have to swat away another grasping claw of the damned from pulling your wretched soul beyond and I’m reminded I’m not exactly in a place to judge.”

>Hahh.

“Berry? You’re seriously worrying me.”

>Is it because I’m out of booze?

“That’s a factor.”

>I could get more.

“That’s not what I meant to fix it and I’d like to think you knew that.”

>I’m not done yet.

“I really wish you were.”

>I can still feel things, and do you know what that means?

“Your liver is hopefully still clinging to life?”

>That this is not nearly my final form! Soon I shall be painless, endless and beautiful in my horror!

“Is that a shot at me?”

>Are you smiling?

“…No.”

>…

“…pfft.”

>Wiiiin!

“I hate you.”

>No you don’t.

“…Okay! Class! Now we all get to see the effects of alcoholism!”

~YAAAYYYY!~

>Okay you do.
>>
>>29533711
Fucking Berry, I love her.
>>
Ignore doublepost, meant to post this.
>Derpy
"Roseluck"
~~~

>Hiya, Roseluck!

"Well hello! Are you looking for a flower today?"

>Yep!

"Well, what kind of roses can I give you."

>Actually, I want a posy!

"..."

>Posy please?

"No."

>Er-

"No. You're not funny. You're a monster. A. MONSTER."

>Gee, Roseluck, you sure are cross with me!

"..."

>Get it?"

"...Stop pointing at your eyes. "

>Ya' geeettt itt?

"...It's not funny."

>...

"...pft."

>Yay! I made someone smile. You know, that makes it all worth it.

"I'm going to shove a rose stem in your nose."

>Totally worth it.

"I'm not smiling."
>>
>>29534010
D'aww
>>
>>29533544
>Flash getting a ton of character development

Never thought I'd see the day.
>>
>Sunset
~~~

>Just hold on a little longer.

The way she moved down the hallway would have chilled even the most stalwart of warriors if they'd been able to see it.

The calm, cool and collected stride of every determined step was not the walk of one who carried someone clinging to life, the easy way her hooves tapped against the glowing floor with a concentrated and focused effort held more in common with a businesmare out to lay waste to her competition, not a paramedic rushing her wounded charge to care.

Even more worrying was the way she kept the Queen on the ground, letting her slide against the floor with every step low enough to leave a dark black and green streak in their wake.

>We're almost there, you'll be fine. You'll be just fine, I promise.

Even with the macabre scene trailing behind her, the pony never stopped smiling.

>You'll be fine. I'll protect you, I'll help you, just like I promised.

She graced the changeling with her caring, warm smile that seemed so unnatural on the twisted face it resided on, as if a picture had badly pasted it into place where there should have been a maddened grin.

>I promised...

The Titan Queen, once so mighty, could not even manage to lift her head. She could only gurgle out painfully on the floor, spewing more of that bubbling and sickening black muck on their path, and twitch her bleeding and badly wounded leg. She couldn't even turn her head to look.

>I'll be here for you.

As such, the pony who carried her never got the chance to see.

>We'll do this together...

She never saw the faintest smile that broke through the pain.

>We'll make them all pay.
>>
>>29534583
So how long until we get to see the story that's nothing but Applejack and Shining Armour being brutally and creatively murdered for 20 whole posts?
>>
>>29534583
Yeees, more fuel for the Sunny power up! Give me moar fuel!
>>
>>29534638
>Sunny power up!
wut?
>>
>>29534634
.... heh... that's... that's actually a pretty funny idea. Sooooo...


LNPP ANON, I SUMMON YOU!
>>
>>29534634
>AHHHHHHAHAHAHH! NOWWWW! I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU FOOOOOOOLISH PRINCESSES! AND YOU! MOST OF ALL! MY MOST HATED! APPLEJACK SHALL BURN!

"GASP!"

>AND... uh...

'..'

>Shining armor is there too!

'Seriously?'

>Look my entire history is mostly trying to fuck up your life or home and inexplicably being let off the hook for it without any notable retaliations. Frankly, I'm just not feeling the conflict with you. I give and give and give threats to your city, and nothing. You're just not satisfying me as a villain anymore.

'SERIOUSLY!? What does Applejack do, then!?'

>She... uh...

"..."

~~~~~

>FOOOOOOOLSIH PENNYDROP!

~Wait what?~

>Look at least you shot at me once.
>>
Do we start the countdown clock for the moment when this thread becomes God-Queen Chitania general and any notion of Princess Applejack is splattered halway across the planet??
>>
>>29534699
Hi. Writer here.

Applejack was the one who started this.
Applejack will be the one to finish this.

Now shut up, sit down and read/write, you big baby.
>>
>>29534699
Stop limiting AJ to comedy then you fucking assholes! Chitania has no limits and look where she is, its your fault not ours. AJ is a joke because you keep her there not us. Fuck you.
>>
>>29534716
>>29534720
>it's an writer uprising
>against certain readers
>they are planning to kill or make a villain out AJ to make her relevant again
Goddammit I knew the bad guys were getting to effective and sympathetic!
>>
>>29534744
It is the way it is. People bitch about AJ not being relevant, we try to make her relavant, they bitch about it being to serious and 'mah comedy', so we don't get anything done. Then they bitch again and thus begins the endless cycle, its their fault for wanting to keep AJ just for laughs and sillies. Not every thing can be fixed with a fucking chuckle.
>>
>>29534699
>Do we start the countdown clock for the moment when this thread becomes God-Queen Chitania general a

"YOU WON!"

>YES!

"YAYYYY!"

>...

"...Now what?"

>....god this is boring.

"Want to resurrect our foes to satisfy a needy bloodlust throughout the ages?"

>Meh.

"Well fuck you tonight, I'm not cooking."

>Sunseeeeet.

"ALL THOSE OMNIPOTENT POWERS AND YOU NEVER TAKE ME TO DINNER!"
>>
OMAKE!
>Dash
"???"
~Gilda~
~~~

>OKAY! War! Stranglation! Me being attacked by an old friend

~DWEEB!~

>Get better catch phrases. Damn it, can this get any worse!?... Pinkie? I said can this get... PINKIE!

*Ding a ding ding ding ding dingading*

"ICE CREAM MARE!"

>PINKIE NO!

"I need it, Dashie!"

>WAR! THERE'S A DAMN WAR!

"What better time for ice cream than that? Everyone gets a... cool head?"

>...

"Ehhhhh?"

~DWEEB!~

>No I agree, that's bullshit.

"I must have it."

>DAMN IT PINKIE FOCUS!

"You got it!"

>Good, now-

"Locked on, target locked, i'm... uh... locking! Yeah! And, gonna getcha!"

>NOT THE DAMN-

"Can't hear you I'm locked on, ICE CREAM ICE CREAM!"

>PINKIIEEEE!

~DWEEB!~
>>
>>29534716
>>29534720
>>29534744
>>29534906
Is it weird I can't tell if we're being serious or setting up more silly one shots anymore?
>>
Omake!

>SA
"AJ"

>...We're gonna be involved in "that" whole thing at some point, right?

"No kiddin', they can't write us blind an' ignorant of THAT kinda story"

>Yeah, of course they wouldn't

"What are they? Dumb-dumbs? S-surely not"

>W-we'll be involved, at some point, soon, we'll see

"Uh huh, an' then we'll r-really show t-them... y'know?"

>Yeah!

"Yeah"

>Yup

"Yes"

>...sure

"mhmm"

>...

"..."

>We're not going to be involved until the absolute end, aren't we?

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>>
>>29535361
~Various~
~~~

"Ah' know, Ah'll magically bamf inta' the middle of it!"

>Can you do that? Just, show up?

"Anybody can do anything with the power of random bulllshit!"

POOF!

"..."

~AHHHHHH THERE'S A DRAGON TRYING TO KILL MEEEEE!~
~BLAAARRRGHHHHHH!~
~PAWNCH! PAWNCH! FLASHON PAWNCH!~
~MY SPLEEN!~
~IwannagohomeIwannagohomeIwannagohome.~
~Tra la laaa~, Gonna make Chitty great agaiiiiin!~
~GLRUGHL~

"...Ah' feel a little unprepared."
>>
>>29535361
>>We're not going to be involved until the absolute end, aren't we?

"We?"

>...

"Shining, Ah've got bad news."

>SON OF A
>>
>>29535390
(Hey, guys! Sunset had cookies next to her bed, and they're the good double stuffed kind! Check it out-)

*Seven pauses.*
*Surveys the situation.*
*Takes it all in.*

(...)

*Slowly brings up a cookie and nibbles on it.*
>>
>>29535334
Some of us are legit mad.
>>
OMAKEEEE!
>SA
"AJ"
~~~

SLAM!

>HOLY SHIT, AJ! SHIT IS GOING DOWN IN HOOFINGTON!

"How do ya' know!?"

>Reasons!

"OF COURSE!"

>We have to get over there!

"But if we go in guns blazing, that'll be bad!'

>Good line of thinking, we need to sneak!

"Pure stealth like, yeah!"

>That's why I brought... THESE!

"Stealth suits? Perfect!"

>Twilight had them for reasons I'm not totally sure I want to know. I'm actually worried that-

"No time! Put 'em on, Shiny!"

>Yes ma'am!

~SEXY SUIT UP SEQUENCE, GO-~

"NGGHHNNN!"

*SQUEAK!*

"Dang it, why are these things so tight?"

>Is it the wings?

"It ain't tight on the back!"

>It looks like it is-

"Not backside, back!"

>...So it is the part with the wings?

"NO! AH'-okay that was mah' fault. THIS!"

>Oh wow.

"...Was this intentional?"

>Er-

"Did you intentionally want me to be in super tight fitting black spandex?"

>...

"...'

>...It slides right off Cadence.

"..."

>No pow?

"Uh... what now?"

>Pow? No... what are you looking at?

"It's... really, really tight on you too. Especially in the... front."

>My chest?

"No...the front."

>See, now you're just mixing up-ohhhh. Sorry about that.

"..."

>Oh wow, you can see the entire outline-... Applejack?

"...Ya' know, iffin' it's too tight, Ah' can... help you get out of it."

>...

"...if you do for me too."

>...What were we doing?

"Take off your pants, now."

>Yes ma'am!
>>
Did we get unlock?
>>
>Applejack is going to jack that.
The whole pool! THE WHOLE FRIGGEN POOL. HOW DO YOU DO THAT>>29495626
>Pinkie chase after an ice cream cart.
LOCKED ON, FOX!>>29535143
>Rainbow Dash's mind is telling her no, but her body is having the urge.
To kick! Oh wow, I guess that's why she's single.>>29512963
>This isn't even Barry Punch's final form.
Soon, she shall be painless! >>29533711
>Derpy feels a little cross-eyed.
Ehhhh?>>29534010
>Blueblood has a princely moment...but still hates going to the Cowrean dry cleaners.
GO 'WAY!>>29533180
>Scootaloo lives up to her name.
FLAP THE UNFLAPPABLE BEAT THE UNBEATABLE, ROW ROW UP THE MOUNTAIN!
>>29527955
>skin-tight fanservice!
SHINY NO>>29535814
>>
>>29535952
In case it wasn't obvious, ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
>>
OMAKE!
>Sunset
"13"
~~~

>La la laaaa

"Why are you dragging my mom."

>Gonna make her better!

"You don't have to drag her. You can float, she can float. Everyone can float, just float.."

>Gonna make it gooooo!

"You can lift fucking giant rocks why is she on the ground."

>Weeee are the champions, my frieeends... TEE HEE!

"She is badly wounded on her leg and I see bullets in there."

>WEEEE!

"Float her."

>ARRRE!

"Float my mom."

>THE CHAMPIONS!

"Mom are you okay?"

~GLG!~

"She's not okay."

>MY FRIEEENDS!

"I don't even like you."
>>
>>29535789
I'm not, they know what they're doing.
>>
>>29536366
Yeah, but they said they like hearing criticism so...
>>
OMAKEEEE!
>SA
"AUJ"
~~~

>...

"..."

>...

"..."

>...soooo...

"..."

>This isn't very funny. I mean, you'd the setup of me spread eagle and tied down would be funny, but this isn't at all.

"Isn't supposed to be. You're being locked down for the good of all ponies."

>They enjoyed it! I didn't half the time... actually more than half, but they enjoyed it.

"And what does your wife feel about this?"

>She flickers in and out of being canon all the time.

"Uh huh."

>Look, this isn't canon, so none of it matters-

WHRRR!

"So then this here buzzsaw to the split of your legs don't matter?"

>...I mean not in the grander sense, but in the sense of you being characterized as a psycho bitch in these, yeah?

"Please, like you have a consistent character in this crap."

>Point goes to you.

"..."

>...it's just, this isn't why people read these things, it's boring.

"Good."

>That was actually a warning.

"Oh? And why is...

~..ahhhh~

"Oh dang it! Ah'm ready for you now! BRING IT-"

~APPLE KICK!~

"WAIT WHAT HOW ARE YOU BEHIND ME-"

CHEE-KEE!
BWOOM!

~Cartoon dang physics!~

>Applejack!

~Shiny!~

>I knew you'd save me! I knew our friendship would pull through and...

~...~

~~~~

Crek crek crek crek crek
~Ooooohhh yeahhhhh... momma missed you.~
>A-aren't youahaha getting screentime now?
~Don't give a fuck about that.~
>I-I disagree...
crek crek crek crek
>>
>>29536530
And that's bump!

Hit the lights, head on our way out, and since we got unlock, one sentence reply!

>With a new arrival beneath the city, Flash continuing to battle Spike and Fizzle entering the fray while Chitania is carried off to the grand finale, things get dangerous for the A-team!
>>
>>29536543
New thread?
>>
>>29536594
I'm trying, but it keeps saying "Error, upload failed' whenever I try to post any picture.
>>
>>29536602
Let me try.
>>
>>29536602
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT!

I can't even post in-thread!
>>
>>29536602
>>29536625
>>29536660
I just tried to post a pic in /co/ and got the same result.
>>
>>29536602
>>29536625
>>29536660
>>29536670
>Newest thread in /mlp/ and /co/ is from over 30 minutes ago.

WHELP!

Something done borked it!
>>
On the positive side, this means we can't die until it gets it's shit fixed.

PP ANON! ARISE! But take your time apparently because we can't make a new thread for a bit.
>>
>>29536694
>On the positive side, this means we can't die until it gets it's shit fixed.

Apples cannot die, but they cannot rise from the mossy remains like a fallen apple tree should!

THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!
>>
>>29535952
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/achievement-unlocked/

>>29536694
WHO HAS AWAKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER!?

Also what happened this thread in one sentence?
>>
>>29536797

You can't post your achievement, images are fucked sideways.

>Also what happened this thread in one sentence?
>>29536543
>>
>>29536797
Huh, I forgot the achievement, but I can't seem to upload it either.
>>
>>29536811
Thanks, I guess until we can upload images again, we'll continue sinking. The bright side is there's no new threads being created so it's unlikely we'll be pushed off the board.

...so how is everyone?
>>
>>29536831
Sad that I can't make the threat right now, I want to sleep.
>>
>>29536831
Doing just fine.

Hoping next thread is full of way more action scenes.
>>
Pinkie Preview
>Pinkie
~~~~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHox4Iejyhw
>With a new arrival beneath the city, Flash continuing to battle Spike and Fizzle entering the fray while Chitania is carried off to the grand finale, things get dangerous for the A-team!
>Applejack may have to choke a bitch. Sometimes I curse in Spanish. Rarity is pretty soft. Harry has a stimulating conversation with Angel Bunny...probably. Celestia and Luna play with little candy versions of themselves. Octavia drops the bass. Applebloom went the distance and she's not going going to stop. Find out what happens next time on thread 183: Apple Action...and of course glasses fanservice!
>>
Since it's quiet, I'm just going to repost one of my old stories.

Thread 117
~~~~~~
>Spike
"Twilight"
'FS'
[RD]
{AJ}
=Rarity=
+Pinkie+
~~~~
>War...war never changes...we all tried to claim our own piece of land, but our ideals...well mostly architecture designs would clash. Soon it spun out of control and the ones that came out on top were Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie...and they called themselves, the Queens of the Hill, ruling from their sandy tower, but it was not the end as they predicted. It was simply another wet chapter of-
*SPLASH*
A water balloon pops on Spike's face.

"Spike get down!"

Squirts of water shoot down from the center tower of the sand castle.
>Gah!
Spike ducks behind the cover of a sand wall.

"Oooh if only I read up on water fights before we came."

Fluttershy gets into a fetal position.
'I only wanted to make a greenhouse...and a chicken coop...and a rabbit hutch...and a turtle...maybe an amphitheater...my penguin army was pretty cute...oh dear, that might actually have been a lot.'

[This is no time to be cowering, Fluttershy. We the rebel alliance will topple their regime!]
*SPLOOSH SPLISH SPLASH*
[Can't you use your chaos powers to get those penguins moving or something? We could use an army.]

Fluttershy concentrates, but a water balloon falls nearby splashing her. Fluttershy's horn flops.
'It's no use, I can't get them up and moving. I can't work like this.'

[Of all the times to have performance anxiety.]

"We control the water hose. All we need to do is keep the siege up and they'll have to run out of water eventually."

1/2
>>
>>29537433
~Meanwhile on the tower~
{Big Apple to Red Lobster, what's yer status? Over.}

Rarity is wearing a red rubber cap from popped balloons and aims down with a huge water gun.
=Krrsh, Red Lobster here. I've got my sights on them and keeping them pinned. They're probably trying to come up with a strategy, over.=

{Roger roger, Red Lobster. Pink One, how are we doing on water balloons? Over.}

+Pink One reporting. Thanks to our water pump and hose that connects to the ocean, we've got plenty of water balloons. I'm loading more water balloons into the mortars now, over.+

{Copy that, Pink One, fire mortars on their position when ready, over.}

+Krrsh, roger roger!+
*THOOMP*
{=+...+=}

*SPLOOSH*
>"'[AHHH!]'"

=Splashdown, darling.=

{Woooo, good hit, good hit, Pink One. They're scattering. We are the Queens of this Hill.}

+DREAM TEAM FOR THE WIN!+

2/2
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>>29537679
Images are back, /pa/ls. Someone open the NEW THREAD ASAP
>>
>>29537684
I'll do it.
>>
~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

NEW THREAD!!! >>29537691

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~
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>>29536797
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