Would you buy her cookies?

>>29494141
NO, I DON'T HAVE MONEY, THE MONEY ARE STOLEN BY HAPPY MERCHANTS LIKE THE ARTIST OF OP'S PIC

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Such a qt.

>>29494141
Only if she's got Thin Mints. Man I love thin mints...

>>29494141
That's a smol horse.

>>29494141
i would eat out her cookie

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>>29494141

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>>29494493
B-but she's a filly, Anon.

>>29494518
Damn I should have a poster made of that image.

>>29494141
I just went and bought some Samoas from my neighbor because you posted this.

>>29494519
sure pedo.

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>>29494597
pbbbbt, no one cares, faggot

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Filly Scout a cute.

>>29494164
FPBP

>>29494141
The only thing I know is that nobody buys the poor colt scout's popcorn.

>>29494634
That filly has a real nice rump. How would it feel to grab it?

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>A young filly comes to your door.
>Odd choice of delivery.
"Ya got my `thin mints'?"
>"I.... have thin mints sir. Would you like to buy any?"
"Good. Just slide them in the mail slot."
>"But sir don't you have to pay for them first?"
"I already paid for them dammit! Now put it in the mail slot."
>"Umm... OK...."
>The small filly then puts in three boxes of thin mints.
"Good...... Now to finally sn-...."
>The bastard tricked you.
>These aren't what you asked for.
>You slam open the door!
"Who the fuck do you think you are?!"
>"Excuse me?"
"I paid good money for this shit and what do you give me?!"
>"But I got what you asked me to give you."
"No you didn't! This is not what I asked for!!"
>You throw the box down the ground to reveal the true contents inside.
>Crack Cocain
"Mind explaining this to me little Missy!?

>>29494787
What are you trying to say?

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We need more filly scouts in the show.

I'd mow down on Ginger Snap and her cookies.

>>29494787
>Girl scout gives out cocain instead of cookies?
What?

>>29494787
Girl Scout cookies are cocaine, idiot.

>>29494141
Only one box...
And another five to save in the freezer for later.
>Open freezer to find it's packed with boxes of Filly Scout cookies.
FUCK

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>>29495188

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>If you donate a bit, I'll give you a kiss!
>Donate five bits, and you can give me a kiss where you want!

>>29495898
You like filly cunny too, /tv/?

>>29495898
How much for cuddles?

do girl scouts still sell door to door?

sounds like a risky endeavor

>>29495957
Nah, they post up outside stores now.

They're outside the Walgreens down the street now and then

>>29495914
All you have to do is promise to always be there for her.

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>>29495908
>he doesn't

>>29495999
trips confirm

>>29495908
Why is cunny such an appropriate word when referring to filly pussy?

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>>29495999

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>Be Ginger Snap.
>Filly scout extraordinaire!
>In Manehatten anyways.
>Mom and Dad decided that moving out to a small city out in the country would be a nicer place to live.
>So now you’re in Ponyville, joining the filly scout branch here.
>The ponies here are very friendly, saying hello to each other as they pass on the street.
>When you were going to your first troop meeting, some very nice stallions complimented you.
>They said you look cute in your uniform and that they were looking forward to seeing you during your rounds.
>You really hope you’ll be able to get your cutie mark out here.
>The Ponyville scout troop is a lot like the Manehatten troop, but there are lots of new rules to learn.
>Like that incentive program.
>Apparently cookies don’t sell very in Ponyville thanks to a bakery called Sugarcube Corner, so incentives were added to help sell them.
“So what is this incentive thing like? I wasn’t really told much about it before we left.”
>Trodden Path, the older filly scout assigned to help you with you make your first rounds in town, looks over at you.
>”Nothing you’ll need to worry about today. Nopony ever goes for them in this part of town.”
“But what if somepony does? I need to be prepared for whatever happens!”
>Trodden Path gives a few short chuckles.
>”Eager, aren’t you? Well, it’s mostly about helping lonely ponies feel better.”
>The two of you continue to walk down the street, moving towards a residential area.
“Oh, I love helping ponies feel better! What sort of things do we do to help them out?”
>She smiles as the two of you continue moving forward.
>”The best thing fillies like us can do to help! Sex!”

>>29496694
>You stop in your tracks and stare over at Trodden.
“W-what?”
>”Well, some ponies only buy cuddles and snuggling.”
“Wait, what? What do you mean by-”
>”It really is a lot of fun when-”
>She stops and looks back at where you stopped.
>”Huh? Why did you stop back there?”
>You look down at the ground, your cheeks flushing red.
“What do you mean that we help with…”
>You can only whisper the next part of your sentence.
“Sex.”
>Trodden Path walks back over to you.
>”I mean exactly that. If customers buy enough boxes, we help them out with our bodies.”
>”Do they not do anything like that in Manehatten?”
>You shake your head.
“No! Nothing like that!”
>”Huh. Sounds pretty boring there.”
>You’re not really sure how to respond to all this.
“Why is this the incentive for buying cookies?”
>Trodden Path looks down at you with a confused expression.
>”Because it feels real good and ponies really like it? It’s been like this for a long time.”
“But I’m way to young to do anything like that!”
>”I was even younger than you when I was introduced to my first cock.”
“Eep!”
>You squeak and cover you ears at the vulgar language.
“D-don’t say things like that! I can’t do something like this!”
>Trodden rests a hoof on your back.
>”Hey, it’s nothing to worry about. You’ll enjoy it, I promise.”

>>29496697
“I can’t do something like this. My mom and dad said that only special someponies can do something like that.”
>”I can assure you that ponies that aren’t special someponies can have sex. Your parents are fine with this anyways.”
>You look up at her, confusion on your face.
“What?”
>”Well, your parents would have been told about this when you joined. Since the let you in, they must be ok with it.”
>You sit down and your gaze falls to the ground.
“I’m still not sure about all of this.”
>”If you’re really against this, you don’t have to. Don’t expect to sell to many cookies though.”
>”But like I said earlier, nopony ever chooses the incentives on this route. You can think about it later.”
>She pats you on the back and starts to walk towards a nearby line of houses.
>”Now let’s get going. We’ve already spent a lot of time talking and should get back to what we are supposed to be doing out here. Selling cookies!”
>You slowly get up and start following her.
What have you gotten yourself into here?


This filly scout needs some green. Any comments/criticism would be appreciated.

>>29495908
Filly is not for sexual

>>29494141
I'd crumble her cookie if you know what I mean

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>>29496703
Yeah, well, like, that's just your gay ass, wrong ass, stupid ass, opinion, man

>>29494141
Only if they're at an inflated price and the filly is visibly greedy.

>>29494141
Does she have thin mints...?

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>>29495188
Top lewd anon

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>>29496702
some more of this would be good

>>29496702
Hoping she ends up fucking something other than Anon.

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>>29496407
The word's format, I guess?
Filly, billy, silly, milly, cunny. You get the drift.

>>29496407
Cause it feels like a cute version of 'cunt' which is generally considered the most lewd way to refer to a pussy.

>>29497454
Nah, pussy does that too.

>Hear a knock on your door.
>Probably some of those Moormans ow some shit.
>Instead you find a filly on your stoop trying to keep her composure.
>Behind her is a wagon full of boxes of cookies, and behind that, a very stern mare.
>The filly tries her hardest to explain why she is here, the cookies, why she is selling them, but fumbles at times.
>She looks down after her speech ends, shuffling at the ground.
>You end up buying five boxes, you don't even like cookies.
>The mare just smiles at you as the filly squees and runs along with her cart.

>>29497462
>Lewd
>not vulgar

'Cunt' just sounds so harsh

>>29497708
>Coconut.
gross.

>>29497708
I knew Discord had good taste.

Filly scouts are 100% breeding material.

>>29495999
You're making me feel things anon

and people wonder why they call bronies pedos

>A small knock at the door catches your ear
>When you go to answer it, you think you've been pranked until a small voice catches your ear
>"Um...Down here?"
>You're surprised to see a filly scout right of MLP on your doorstep
>"Y-you're really tall, mister...I-I bet you've got a big appetite for cookies!"
"You realize you're a long way away from your cartoon show, right?"
>She glances around nervously
>Her vibrant colors stand out unnaturally against the more muted ones of Earth
>"I just-I turned the corner back there, and now I'm here...Is this Ponyville?"
"No. This isn't even Equestria anymore."
>She starts to look really worried
>"Oh. W-well, I'll just come back the way I came! Would you like to buy some cookies, sir?"
"I don't have any bits to pay with. We use a totally different currency here."
>She's starting to look scared
>"Okay, uh, I better get back home before my mommy gets worried..."
"Do you want me to walk with you?"
>"No! I mean, no, I remember my route, I'll be fine."
>She grips the handle of her wagon in her mouth and gallops away, boxes of cookies spilling out as she does
>You shrug and shut the door
>Returning to your copy of 'Advanced Faggotry', you don't even make it to the next page before a flurry of tiny knocks brings you back to the front door
>"Nothing looks the same, I can't-I can't find my way back, my house, my mommy, where am I?"
>She's shaking like a leaf
>She looks absolutely terrified
"Would you like to come in?"
>As soon as you offer, she bolts inside and hides behind your couch
>Well, at least you can stave off your crippling loneliness for one more day

>>29495898
Where's Sweetie Belle? Can I talk to her instead?

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>>29499335
unf I think I member this one

>>29499335
>>29499659
want more
where can I find it?

>>29499810
The one I'm thinking of started out like this, but it was human, and damn it was lewd

Chris Handsome would've went ballistic

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>>29499335
Moooooaaaaaaarrrrr

>>29499335
I need more on this.

>>29494141
>rape

>>29494141
I would not buy her cookies because it looks like she already has some.

>>29494141
Like all mares reaching their age of maturity she's going door to door to sell her breeding rights to some lucky stallion.

Here's some more green for you guys.

>>29496702
>Be Anon, chilling at home on a weekend.
>With all the excitement that happens in Ponyville, it’s nice to have some time to relax.
>As you sit in your living room deciding how to waste your time, you notice some movement across the street.
>Getting up from your chair, you walk over to your front window.
>Looking at the house across the street, you see two fillies walking up to the front door.
>They’re both pulling a cart full of boxes of cookies behind them.
>You smile, remembering when you were younger how girl scouts used to come by your parents house.
>They were pretty good, but damn were they expensive.
>Those fillies are probably also going to try selling you cookies.
>You should probably hide and pretend not to be home so they can’t attempt to guilt trip you into buying some cookies.
>As you’re about to turn away, your attention is pulled to the smaller filly as she bends over to grab one of the boxes.
>When she turns, her flank is pointed in your direction.
“Man, those ribbons sure do pull their tails up high. I can almost see her-”
>You immediately cut yourself off and look away.
>You try to think of something else to distract you, but your thoughts keep getting pulled back to what you almost saw.
>The only other thing your mind can focus on is the rumor you heard about the filly scouts.
>You didn’t believe it at first.
>Fillies selling their bodies to sell cookies?
>There’s no way that could happen.
>But while you were at a party a few weeks ago, you overheard that Thunderlane had bought a large number of cookies.
>When you asked Derpy about it, she confirmed everything about it.
>Apparently she had been in the filly scouts and had been part of that program.
>It’s been a part of the Ponyville filly scouts so long that they keep it around as long as no fillies get hurt.

>>29503176
>To be honest, the whole thing was looking quite tempting.
>You have gotten quite pent up since you arrived in Equestria.
>It took a while for the ponies to get used to have a bipedal alien walking around, but they eventually warmed up to your presence.
>You were able to make friends with some of the ponies, but going past friends is a step too far for them.
>You’ve been looking for an outlet, and this cookie incentive program was looking more appealing by the day.
>Even if it does involve underage technicolor horses.
>Very underage technicolor horses.
>Are you really considering this?
>You shouldn’t do this with children.
>No matter how adorable they are, or how their swishing tails catch your eye.
>Not even with how their hips have just the right curve to them.
>If you start talking to them, you won’t be able to resist asking about it.
>You’re about to move when you see them standing at your front door.
>Staring at you.
>No escaping this now.
>Though you’re not really that disappointed with this outcome.
>This is going to be incredibly awkward.

Short update to start setting things up.

>>29494141
Needs cuddles.

>>29503181
moar friend!

>>29503181
This is good am I a pedo for wanting to fuck fillies

>>29499335
It'd be cool if somebody picked this up

>>29494141
It's weird that this artist draws porn.

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>>29504205
depends, are you turned on by this image?

if not you are probably just depraved and not in fact a pedophile

>>29499925
Is that apple girl?

>>29504205
little fillies is far beyond kids, much less lolis

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>>29496694

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Such a lewd filly

>>29495188
MODS!!!!

Bump that filly.

>>29513262
Bamp

>>29513262
Can't. Newshits keep siccing the mods on me.

>>29513262
I'd bump her rump until she couldn't walk straight.

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White Ribbon

>>29515482
Would buy her with the cookies.

>>29514531
I hope you share.

>>29494141
Yes. Yes I would.

>>29494141
I would pay her double for a hug and triple for a kiss.

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>>29497708
>coconut

>>29513262
I'd bump this filly, that's for sure

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>>29518472
>Not liking coconut

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>>29520182
>liking coconut

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>>29520443
"Hello yes I have shit taste"
This is you right now.

>>29520515
Not him but coconut is only good on something chewy.

>>29503181
I eagerly await more sir.