You can go to Equestria but you must chose one

>>29488288
I'm not reading all that shit, nigger

>>29488288
Blue

>>29488288
As interesting as the white button is I'll press the green one, Cause adventures and shit

>>29488288
The White one has literally no downsides.

>>29488305
This.

>>29488288
Holy shit slam down on green. The downside is going on dangerous, amazing adventures? Nigger that's two wishes granted with one button. In a world of magic, intrigue and fantasy would you really want to settle down and live your boring as shit life?

>>29488305
Which is why it's the obvious choice.

>>29488288
green

>>29488305
You could be reborn as a Breezie.

Red doesn't specify what constitutes an innocent creature. Could I just go around stepping on ants to satisfy my weekly quota?

>>29488288
Orange and give away all my shit infront of everyone so they know I don't have it.

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>>29488305
It's kind of like a suicide button. The new creature will develop separately from the original. The memories will be processed by that new person through a filter of their own separate opinions and experiences.

It won't really be you. Just a person that remembers doing all the things you did.

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>>29488288
I wish I hadn't read all those, they're all shit

Orange, duh. Let them steal it, I'll go find another one. The fun isn't being rich, it's the hunt for cash. And apparently it won't be hard to scrooge myself again and again.

>>29488288
Either blue or white.

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>>29488288
Black
Nothin' personnel, kiddos

>>29488288
I take the blue one with the 20 years delay.
It has no downsides and I can easily make it that long.

>>29488525
It's all good anon. I get to haunt you as a fragment of your subconscious

>>29488561
I hope you enjoy seeing me pump your waifu full

>>29488288
What a pointless and fucking retarded thread. Just kill yourself faggot.

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>>29488288
Hey OP, what happened to that one option that came either right before or after the "kill everyone on Earth" button where you become an invisible, intangible ghost that can possess living creatures? Was it removed because it had the least downsides? I chose that last time I was in one of these threads.

Anyway Pink/Magenta. It's the only option that doesn't require me to suffer, change species, or kill people. I would have chosen Green had this not been an option.

Alternatively I would have chosen White had I been able to choose my species and kept my memories immediately, and I would have chosen to become a male alicorn because why wouldn't I fucking do that?

>>29488288
Pink.

>lots of fug
>no downsides
>a normal life in equestria, which is the most desirable for me

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>>29488332
>reborn as a Breezie
unf

>>29488288
Last image had additional text for Green, something like "You will live a hard life, but if you are determined enough, you will be rewarded in the end"

>>29488728
That's a tiny pone, not a Breezie. Breezies are lanky, delicate, and inexplicably Swedish.

>>29488670
OP here, i changed white because i thought i wasn't fitting the original theme i was going with
>>29488758
i will keep that in mind

I'm taking the short and messy way by eating a bullet.

I wanna fug, pink 1

>>29488288
Blue. I actually like my current life, and I have literally nothing to lose.

>>29488288
Orange, green and lavender is the only good options.

I would chose green.

>>29488288
white is probably the best. but it says random, so there is possibility to turn into some monster that no one will want to meet, and I could remember da fck I'm doing here when Im too old to do something.

or red- I can just run chicken farm and kill them for sacrifice and meat. win win.

>>29488288
Pink Button: MGTOW in Equestria Edition.

>>29488311
Exactly. I don't care about settling down and talking to ponies or whatever, I want to go to equestria for an adventure.

>>29488288
Orange.
Firstly, my Twaifu is already a princess and has ties to Celestia and Luna, so I think I'm safe from thieves.
Second, all the things Twilight would want from me (some ancient spells I happen across, she has no need to steal my money) I would give to her anyway.
Thirdly, I don't care about my luxuries as long as I have Twilight.
Fourthly, I can easily get back the stuff I lose and would give much to charities.

Only problem I might see is my saytru Glimmer growing up like a spoiled rich kid, though that one is a bit more up to me and how well I raise her.

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>>29488288
>this much autism and tl;dr
Nice saturday evening you had, OP.

>>29491912
>never seen the button threads
You new here, champ?

>>29488288
20 years isn't that long. Blue literally has no downsides.

>>29488432
Doesn't that depend on what you perceive as yourself? In the end, our current life is already experienced through our former knowledge, so going by your logic - I'm not the same person I was a year ago. And while not untrue, it's not correct, either.
I think that what we are is a combination of our knowledge and experiences. For me - no downsides.
Religious folks would have an even easier time choosing. If it's not a sin and you get to keep your soul - it will still be you.

tldr op is a faggot, white is best

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>>29488304
>>29488311
>>29491223
>>29491743
I've said this before and I'll say it again: adventure waifus.

>>29488288
Green, it'll be a hell of a ride. For however long it lasts.

>Be me
>Have DID
>Read Purple
What fucking else is new? Worst case scenario is that we can overpower him with sheer numbers.

>>29488288
Tell me, why you shouldn't press the green button?
>Life on earth it's shitty, boring and unfullfilling
>Get thrown to Equestria, with top mare pussy and badass adventures
>Down side: get killed. But it's part of the game.

So, basically you become the hero of the story or die trying. Better than be "an hero" in this shithole, desu.

>>29488288
People trying to wiggle their way out of the orange button's bad side

I, meanwhile, will be fully embracing my new machiavellian lifestyle. Use that money, luxury and luck along with the knowledge of everyone close to me's motivation to build real power.

>>29488288
ORANGE
they cannot steal what I give away freely
I'm really not into alot of material possessions, but at least my ex-possessions will bring good fortune to those around me

>>29492854
>Constant struggle
>wage cuck
>living paycheck to paycheck
>adventure is tyring to find a new job that will accept you because you have little skills in the open workforces or places are just prejudice
>no time to settle down, 20 hour shifts
>rewarded some nice things for the hustle but the cycle continues
>last part of the sentence was sarcastic, there's no fun to be had.
Green sounds great, desu.

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>>29488288
Pink all day erry day.

>>29491217
this
I'm okay with my current life, I would just rather be in Equestria

>>29488288

>>29494818
>>29494857
>>29494778
What are you even doing?

>>29488288
Fuck that, I'm going blue. I survived for twenty five years, I can handle another twenty on here. I don't live in a fucking shitty ghetto and based on averages, it would only be ten years or so.

>>29488288
Once I go black, y'all ain't never comin' back, sugarcubes.

>>29494983
He never replies, just makes it a habit to bump every single, shitty thread he can off pg 10

>>29488293
love this guy

>>29488288
Stopped reading at orange button.

Without hesitation I would choose that one. I already can't trust any of my family members and >lolfriends

>>29488288
Blue.

It will give me time to prepare, properly fake my death, learn skills that would be beneficial to my new Equestrian life, and amass scientific, literary, and artistic knowledge to usher in a new age for Equestria.

>reCAPTCHA: pymp

>>29496286
Every thread deserves 500 posts

>>29496346
Take your screencap and fuck off already

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>>29488288
Blue. Now that you have a guaranteed paradise (or close to it) to look forward to, a lot of responsibility is taken away from you.

>Retirement? Not gonna make it that far.
>Kids and marriage? Better off not to have them.
>Long term investments? Waste of time.
>Huge mortgage? Not as important now.

As plan B: Orange
Just gotta adapt a "me first" attitude to money. Loan only what you're comfortable with, don't be guilt into things, don't give large amounts of trust to friends/family. It'd be pretty easy imo.
That, or just force yourself to live modestly and give the rest to charity/hide it.

Blue

>>29488288
Black, I can't into tulpamancy so shutting it out probably won't be too hard, if it even works at all.

>>29488288
I'll go ahead and hit green. While risking my life constantly doesn't sound like my idea of fun, none of the other options sound preferable either. Besides, if I'm going to be a hero of some kind, that means that I'm saving lots of beings. Thus, rescue sex is awesome.

>>29491217
Fucking this 100%. Plus knowing that in 20 years I get to take a trip to Equestria would make life excellent. The only downside is that I'll miss the people I know here. And I guess they would be sad that I'm gone, which would weigh on my conscience.

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Blue for maximum safe
Green for maximum fun
Purple also sounds pretty cool to try.

>>29488288

>>29488288
Blue

>>29488305
Debatable. Peope suffering of hard amnesia need special counseling for a reason.

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>>29492353
>so going by your logic - I'm not the same person I was a year ago

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. Take away or change your experiences and knowledge and you are a different person. Especially if you change your early childhood.

You might be genetically predisposed to have a certain type of personality, but you can still be molded into something else.

>>29488288
The thing about the orange button is that it promises endless luxury and amazing luck. At that point, why would anyone want to steal when I could help everybody? My family would want for not and I would never run out of wealth or opportunities for wealth.

>>29488288
Purple button. I'll name him Zach.

>>29488288
I choose to kill you OP.