I want Rarity to rape and mug me

>>29487578
Die you humanFUCK

>>29487578
I want Rarity to grab my crotch and then have my waifu kick her ass.

>>29487578
I want Rarity to shoot my ass so I can catch the bullet with my ass cheeks.

>>29487585
>REEEEE NO HOOVES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lmao stay triggered

>>29487578
Why is Rarity driving a Delorean

>>29487633
Why not?

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>>29487578
> NO HOOVES

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>>29487633
That's what you're asking? My question is why the fucking isn't Rarity naked.

>>29487655
Her outfit would have been much better without the frills on the bottom of her shirt and shorts.

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>>29487633
I think the real question we're all commiting suicide over is, why isn't Rarity being raped by her Delorean?

>>29487695
How does the car rape a girl?

>>29487813
The same way they would rape a pony. tenderly

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>>29487813
>>29487918
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/67959/love-and-roadkill

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>>29487957
Funny, I was thinking of another story involving Rarity being raped by a different car.

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>>29487578
Reminder.

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>>29487957
>>29488038
/o/ sends its' regards.
>>>/trash/7721020
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>>29487957
Well, there goes my sides.

>Rarity will never stick a gun to your head and ask if you're ready to die while unzipping your pants

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>>29487578

>Having no self stem
>Enjoying being taking advantage off


Rarity can suck my cock and choke on it, so can you. Hell yeah, fuck you.

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>>29487695

Are you that fucking dude that draws Rarity being fucked by a speeding NSX?

>>29487578
All you faggots in this thread are bunch of submissive machoist. I don't enjoy torture myself and humilate myself at all.

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>>29488126
Its glorious.
I've never gotta a boner so quick

>>29488126
>NSX raping a pony
Why does this exist? And why did it give me a boner?

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>>29487578
>"I warned you not to get involved, darling."
>Rarity seated the magazine and chambered a round.
>"Now you know too much and I can't have you blowing my cover."
"I was only considering it fair exchange: a blow for a blow, you know."
>She gave a malicious smirk.
>"Always the charmer, aren't you Anonymous?"
"Little did I know it was a snake I was charming all along, though I should have guessed from the tongue work."
>Rarity sighed in disgust.
>"Do you always speak in cheesy one-liners?"
>Anon smiled.
"Were they not gouda nuff for you?"
>"Enough!"
>She readied the handgun.
>"Any last words before you die?"
"Nothing comes to mind. Just waiting for a friend to drop in."
>A moment passed in silence.
>"What?"
"I said just WAITING for a FRIEND to DROP IN."
>Anon glanced up.
"Any time now!"
>"No more playing around. Good bye Anon- Augh!"
>There came a metallic thunk and Rarity slumped to the ground unconscious.
>Bon Bon stood wielding a pipe a pace behind Rarity's former position.
"Took you long enough. Weren't you supposed to be up there?"
>Bon Bon shook her head bewildered.
>"Did you seriously expect me to jump from the roof?"
"Well, thanks anyway for the help. Would have been cooler if you did though."
>Bon Bon looked up while binding Rarity, her face and voice both speaking volumes of disinterest.
>"Good job identifying and aiding in apprehending the enemy spy, but I'll be filing a report to the director about your negligence and reckless endangerment."
"Sheesh, talk about bitter sweet. Praise and then punishment?"
>"Oh don't worry. I'll recommend you be assigned a position 'directly' under myself. I'll set you straight and we can start with an... 'oral report' of your field experience."
>With lidded eyes, she shot Anon a smug grin before she hefted Rarity's limp body over her shoulder and wandered away.
>Anon stood in quiet reflection for a moment and adjusted his suit jacket.
"Looks like I'll be getting my just desserts."

I've been binging spy movies.

>>29488520
>Self stem
What's a self stem?

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>>29488616

What I inserted in your mother the other day.

>>29487578
>"Darling, you're just small time"

>>29488585
>I've been binging spy movies.

I can tell.

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>>29488585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUC8dJ0D6sA

>>29488683
Y u do dis?

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>>29488697

Who knows, I don't feel like considering my entire life up to this point to give you an honest, accurate answer. I doubt I even have the required knowledge to get to that conclusion even if I tried.

Let those patterns be in the void for a little while.

>>29488520
*smacks lips*

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>>29488526
_no_

>>29487578
Hey! Isn't that the car from Outdrive?

>>29490642
No, this is the one from Knight Rider.

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>>29489052

So you associate manliness with being black? Heh, guess who's a poor little white boy?

>>29488126
/mlpo/? who knew?

>>29487578