My roommate came out as a brony like a month ago to me. I laughed it off at first, but he's very serious about it. He even admitted to sexual attraction to the characters. He's been begging me to give the show a shot, saying it's right up my alley.
Which brings me to today. I was beating it off, and he knew that (sock on my door). He starts spam messaging me pony pics. Which, yknow, is weird. But... I came to them. I stared at one pic until I finished. Now I'm sitting here, questioning so much about myself.
What do?
Pic unrelated
>>29486351
Finish what you've started, duh
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=first_seen_at.gt%3A3+days+ago&sd=desc&sf=score
>>29486351
Man, fuck off, we get these threads every day, take it to yahoo answers or reddit
>>29486362
>Yahoo
I'm not that much of a fag
>>29486366
Your ellipses say otherwise
>>29486351
Close this tab and don't come back to this board. It's for your own good.
>>29486392
Leaves the issue of my roommate
>>29486404
>Get ponysona
>Fuck roommate while wearing it
Sweet Celestia, do you know nothing?
>>29486351
>wat do?
Fuck off with your blog. Nobody cares. Kill yourself.
>>29486419
>while wearing it
Wearing it?
>>29486420
Wow, so hospitable
>>29486351
Buy a plushie of your favourite pony andgive it your CNS
>>29486404
You have an autist for a roommate, not our problem
Ta-da
Farewell
>>29486433
The ponysona, anon. Fuck your roomate while wearing a ponysona. It's the standard procedure, you have to pretend to be Lyra.
>>29486404
Then there's only one thing you can do
>>29486404
Tell your friend to fuck off, call him a ponyfucker and go back to slash em el pee
Alternatively just say no.
>>29486351
Start with Season 1 Episode 3 (The Ticket Master) and ignore any and all two-parters, as well as anything after Season 3.
>>29486469
Dammit why am I considering this?
>>29486477
Becuase you fapped to a poni
>>29486477
Because you're willing to give something a shot for your roomie, and I appreciate you for that. I know it's sort of a meme that bronies are mean-spirited idiots, especially on /mlp/, but I hope you legitimately find some light-hearted entertainment from these episodes.
>>29486469
That is terrible advice
Watch every episode in seasons 1 and 2
Pretend the rest just doesn't exist
>>29486494
When you put it like that, suppose it is the nice thing to do
>>29486477
Don't, ok.
If you want the watch the show, fan fucking tastic, but don't tell us, and don't come back here
There's nothing 'fun' about this place or 'the ride'
>>29486351
>What do?
Enjoy ponies, what else?
>>29486469
>>29486503
Don't listen to these faggots Anon, just start with Episode 1 and power through the entire series and the 3 movies. I guess it will be funnier whatching it with your roommate.
Alternatively, the recommended choice is to leave this place and never come back if you don't want to end up like your roommate or worse.
>>29486520
>telling him to watch eqg
quickly, run out into the middle of the nearest busy intersection
>>29486511
Dubnonymous, why shouldn't I stick around if I wind up liking it?
>>29486531
We don't want you here.
>>29486540
Oooh. Edgy.
>>29486531
>recognizing dubs
see this is what also makes me think you're full of shit, the past few weeks we kept getting deluged with these same threads where OP would claim to be some oblivious newfag but it was all a crock
>>29486551
There's the pony I came to I think.
>>29486404
euthanise him desu
>>29486557
I've used 4chan before. Not saying I haven't.
>>29486568
Ooooooh, Princess Celestia! Good choice, it was my entry level too.
But don't focus just on one poner, we have many.
>>29486351
Ask him " fo you have a tulpa of your waifu?"
If he says yes, then oh boii.
>>29486531
Because everyone here is an edgy faggot. This board needs new users, as long as you're not a mobilefag or shitposter you're welcome here.
>>29486557
There is such a thing as 4chan boards other than /mlp/. He could even be from /s4s/ for all you know (granted, if that's the case, then we indeed don't need or want him here).
>>29486585
>tfw when mobile fag
>tfw when too intelligent to go on computer
>>29486584
Do I even want to know?
>>29486596
>that feeling when when
And this is why people don't like mobilefags.
>>29486582
Thanks for the compliment?
>>29486598
Yes. You do. If he says yes, then oh boii, you won't see your roommate the same way.
If he does say yes, tell me, i'll post a link explaining what tulpas are. If not, don't search for it. Stay away from such degeneration
>>29486612
This isn't one of those "tell a 6 year old white kid to say nigger" deals is it?
>>29486608
You're welcome. Have more Celestia, since it worked the first time.
>>29486602
Oh shit, disregard that, i suck cocks.
>>29486351
>rape
Don't forget, this is /mlpol/
>>29486404
Get on the ride
>>29486618
No, it isn't. Too lazy to explain shit
Tulpa.info
Search that friendo
>>29486634
No.
>>29486531
Actually come back. Make a thread about the episodes you want to discuss and other shit. Please.
>>29486636
>>29486629
>>29486619
Seems like this thread wants me to give into my vices.
>>29486650
the show is xenophobic, traditionalist and pro-white
OBEY MY PLOT
>>29486658
flee anon, these seductive temptresses will consume your soul with lust
>>29486659
No.
>>29486658
JOOOOOOINNNNN USSSSSSSS! WE HAVE CAKE!!!!!
>>29486658
This is a board of the fallen fool, you should never have come here. Just give the show a shot or don't and fuck off. Also tell your "friend" to stop messaging you when you fap. The fuck his wrong with him? You two faggots watching each other fap in the same room?
>>29486687
Leave immediately and go back to whatever website you came from you fucking retard.
I bet this is your favorite book
>>29486351
Those cat shoes is very disturbing to look at...
>>29486687
So adamant! Why exactly? Not exactly complaining at this point, but why do you guys want me in so bad?
>>29486725
We dont care if you come or not, really, it's just this guy being retarded
>>29486725
Because it's fun to tempt people, and also is still a good excuse to post semi-lewds
>>29486717
Fuck you
>>29486725
The more innocent a thing, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
Also, clopping to the princess is never a sin
>>29486717
You got me there
>>29486740
Stop posting seductive horses
>>29486568
OP confirmed for having good taste in horses.
>>29486740
Can't argue with that.
>>29486717
Holy shit, top kek
>>29486770N
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>>29486717
>mobileshitters
>>29486788
>tfw renamed all my files to trigger people on 4chan
Stop being aroused by ponies
>>29486839
Stop turning away new converts
>>29486899
Oh hey this is the picture anon came to in a public restroom before creating a cancerous ama blog thread the other day
>>29486721
Is that what those are? I thought he had jaguar cubs for nipples.
>>29487144
You are correct. Then be nips.
OP here. Caved and watched the first episode. Wasn't bad, but didnt grab me as something I'm way into. Do things start off as just okay and get way better? I'd guess the first half of season one of Steven Universe is comparable to what I'm asking. Is there a point where it gets real good?
>>29486351
I thought brony shit was dead?
>>29487254
I wouldn't know
>>29487228
Stop now, you didn't get bit by the autism bug, just stop, leave now, good luck with your autistic roommate, don't come back
>SU
Definitely don't come back
>>29487272
What's wrong with SU? Without bringing up autist fans.
>>29486511
Jesus Christ you're making it sound like some shady fucking secret organization with a contractual binding.
This board is fun a lot of the time, and good to waste time on, along with the fandom in general. If you don't think so then why are you even here?
>>29487332
I bet you're among the first autists to start screaming 'CAP WHEN' everytime some retarded bait post gets more than 2 replies
>>29487228
S1 is immediately a little better after the two opening episodes. I think episode 6 or 7 is where the show really starts showing off its personality. Episode 9 is probably my favorite of the whole season so watch that if you feel like it.
>>29487228
Just watch the rest of the season.
If you enjoy that, keep on going to the next seasons.
If you're still neutral/don't care, just move on with your life.
>>29486644
Double dubs officially confirm new faggot on the ride
>>29487228
If you, for some inexplicable reason, want to find out whether you'll like the show, then watch at least the first ~4-8 episodes.
>>29486351
Do what you want its an okay feel good show and I wont blame you if you don't like it. Its the fandom material that's bretty gud.
That said just tell him you dont like ponys and that he's acting cringy or something. My friend told me the same thing in 2011 and I avoid the topic of ponys around him but he's muh best bud.
I wish ye luck OP.
>>29487228
Watch it till "Winter wrap up". Back when I started, that was the point at which I realized I wasn't going to stop.
I pray you'll be able to. There is nothing but despair awaiting you here if you don't.
>>29487363
>>29487362
Season 2 is overall better than season 1 in my opinion.
I'd say watch six or so more episodes. Maybe 5, 6, 7, 8, and 11.
It does get better, but if those still aren't to your taste, I doubt the rest of the show will be either.
>>29487285
He's one of those faggots that thinks not liking thing gives him power and cachet instead of revealing him as a puppet of other peoples opinions.
>>29487355
Zoomed words
Tried another episode. Honestly? Not my thing. I think I'm a scale from one to ten it's a solid "I'll watch it if its on and won't complain". Definitely a lot worse stuff out there, and I can see the appeal it would have on others. Thanks I suppose, could have definitely gone smoother, but I did get some legitimate help. Probably going to see about kicking my roommate out. And after googling it, I don't want to know if he has a tulpa.
>>29487506
>literal shitting mobilefag
wow, a bigger faggot than OP
cap this
>>29487512
It's not for everyone.
Good luck kicking your roommate out, friendo.
>>29487535
Thanks, the more I thought about it, the more fucked up him sending pony pics to me while I'm masturbating is. Don't want to wake up one morning with a sore ass from being branded with a cutie mark or some shit.
>>29487512
Fair enough. Good on you for giving it a fair shot.
>>29487575
I mean, most things with generally cringey fans got popular for a reason. I knew going in I wouldn't find it objectively bad.
>>29487593
Don't watch the show but stay for the porn
Is pretty good and plus you'll get along with your roommate
>>29487512
>Actually tried it out before forming opinion
>Opinion is rational and calm
Yeah you probably wouldn't fit in with bronies anyway.
Good on you for giving it a shot anyway, OP.
>>29487493
oh no I agree s2 is definitely a step up but I didn't want to get too far ahead of myself and dump a bunch of shit on op
>>29486585
>we indeed don't need or want him here
That is very rude indeed after sforests made this nice unicorn emote for us ^:)
>>29487628
Yeah, toxic fans can suck.
>>29486351
>My roommate came out as a brony
kill him
>>29487618
>>29486351
Call him a faggot and tell to hide his power level.