Why are there no male zebras in the show?

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>>29486154
Why should there be? Equestria is a pony nation.

>>29486154
On the run from child support payments

>>29486668
We're going to build a wall

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>>29486694
>>29486701

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>>29486154
ZIGGER'D

>>29486154
I need more art of mares getting striped.

>>29486749
>"Dr. Morpheus Luther King?"
>"Give us the code to Birmingham."

>>29486154
They tried casting male zebras, they stole everything and raped a few mares.
And the flower trio still has panic attacks.

>>29486841
So striped is the zebra version of blacked?
Ok

>>29486154
Because there is only one zebra so far and its female.

>>29486903
Yes.

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>>29486668
>>29486897
Typical mares, they always go for the stripes. Why even compete.

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>>29486154
MLP is made by insecure white males.

>>29487055
Reminder that MLP teaches traditional white values

>>29487072
>Its a glimmer gets thrown out of a helicopter episode

The writers can't get their shit together to write for one zigger, what makes you think they'd even consider having to deal with a second, let alone a male?

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>>29487122
Glimmer took the red pill

>>29486154
Why does everyone associate zebras on the show with African Americans? They are supposed to represent Africans from Africa.

>>29487055
HELL YA BOI DAT WHITE PONY ASS TAKIN DIS BBC!

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>>29486154
I can think of a good reason.

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>>29487309

>>29487240
/pol/acks aren't exactly smart

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>>29486694

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>>29487180

>>29487309
>5'5
Fucking manlets man.
Why they never learn?

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>>29487357

I got my lernin'.

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>>29487240
>Why does everyone associate zebras on the show with African Americans?

Because Zecora's neck bands are often associated with the kind women in Africa have been seen to wear.

>>29488087
Read his post again

>>29487240
Cause lol all niggers are the same.
But how would you represent an African American in Equestria?

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>>29488156

Sports jerseys, loud, prone to fits of violence. You know, TNB.

>>29488156
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebroid

Either that or a zebra with an afro that doesn't talk in rhymes

>>29488123

My mistake.
Got confused for a moment.

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>>29488187

>Got confused for a moment

Happens to the best of us. Just be careful.

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How about we say fuck you to mother nature and we stop letting women be the selectors of whose lineage survives? It's time to embrace trans-humanism.


We cannot rely on outdated biological mechanism of mate selection processes, higher testosterone and lower IQ might still arouse women today, but one of them is certainly not a trait the human race as a whole needs, and we cannot count on women to see past their nature.
I say we just kill them all. Some of you guys are alright, don't go raving tomorrow.

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>>29488583
We don't need transhumanism, we just need to stop pretending that the female race is, generally, capable of making rational decisions.
We need to accept that feminism was a mistake and restructure accordingly.

>>29488583
HOLY SHIT A BEE!

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>>29488618

But muh cyborg cock

>>29488618

What is it with /pol/ and /mlp/?

>>29488156
We had a ponified version of the black guy from pulp fiction in the diner episode this season.

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>>29486154
Probably for the best. The interracial cuck porn would go through the roof. It would be all the worse too because everyone would draw zebras as like twice the size of the average pony like in your pic when the things are smaller in reality and at any rate the size difference wouldn't be that big even in MLP. The only good thing to come out of it would be that we might get more giant zebra loads in our art.

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>>29488949
We containment boards have to stick together.

>>29489139

You have to go back.

>>29486154
S T R I P E D

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>>29486909
>>29486749
If only George Lincoln Rockwell were still around today.

He'd probably be way more successful.

>>29488949
First, that's kind of more /r9k/. Not that they aren't halfway the same board anyways.

The answer is that trying to convert people that feel isolated and without purpose is basically the gold star number one strategy in every extremist playbook.
Don't you think that's the perfect description of your average nor/mlp/erson?

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>>29489879
except your average nor/mlp/erson doesnt give a shit, and they dont specifically target /mlp/, they just shitpost everywhere.

One zebra is enough already

>>29487240
Memes.
That's why.

I have to ask, maybe i can get an honest answer
Why each time a man talks here about black people everyone starts to spout cuckhold memes?
I mean, only because he's black doesn't mean your girl will open her legs for him when she sees him

>>29490925
Because /pol/ and /gif/ are filled with the "Ther takin er wimin!" fags and the "muh dik big wite boi" shitposters.
As a black guy, I can tell you that Dindu nignogs are too busy out on the corner with tay tay and them to shitpost.
White guys put out the bait and insecure white guys fall for it every single time.
It's sad really.

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>>29489106
>The interracial cuck porn would go through the roof
>implying this is a bad thing

>>29490947
>>29490925
Blame the porn industry for their insecurities. No, seriously. Every man is insecure in his size, and porn with black men always focuses on statistical outliers regarding length, along with the normal porn tricks to empathize the size difference between men and women. Combined with the continuing slow burn of racism and fear between blacks and whites, this makes blacks an easy target to hate and project the reasons of failure upon. When you perceive someone as having an asset you require that will draw potential mates but is also a threat, he natural reaction is to classify them as other and destroy them or at least reduce them to a non-threatening status.

tl;dr
Shitposting and memes fuelled by fear and anxiety.

>>29490983
Flutters, stop.
Your chaos children will look and be awful.

>>29490947
>>29490986
thanks for the answers. the funny thing is this sort of making look others less threatening reminded me of napoleon. i mean, it's not the same, but the idea was he was a normal guy, but people draw/describe him as a manlet so they could feel more big in comparision

>>29490983
i would like to see more. the only thing i hate is each time i see it, it's some bullshit like "you taste my zebra dick, now you are all mine to breed".
i hate that

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someone built a wall

>>29491001
>>29491001
>"you taste my zebra dick, now you are all mine to breed".

But this is how my hentai shows portray it!

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>>29491004
it wasn't explained in the book JotTS the zebras builded a magic wall to be away from the outside world?
how you build a wall for someone who made a wall for himself?

>>29488949

>Showing an article that showcases the behavior of men and women and concludes men are better prepared for surviving in the wild means it's from /pol/

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I am so tired of the literal cuckhold enjoying weaklings in this board, go back to Ponychan. You're all disgrace.

>>29491001
>"you taste my zebra dick, now you are all mine to breed"
derpibooru.org/1205258

>>29491677
well, it's anthro, but i approve zebra femdom
i'm just tired of zebra supremacy/cuckcolding porn in general

>>29491703
Doesnt seem to be stopping any time soon unfortunately.

>>29491713
only until an episode with a zecora cameo
yes, cameo. because i lost all hope for an episode

>>29491703
That's true I guess, we need more zebra non-cuck porn, though I wouldn't mind more of that either.

>>29492176
be a cuck somewhere else, dude

it's pathetic, even for this board

Does anyone have the green where Rarity brought a zebra to meet her family?

>>29492237
fuck I remember that one, but I don't have it

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>>29486154
Ponies never enslaved the zebras, they never dragged them over to pony inhabited territories and they are stuck where ever they are, having never invented anything that could get them out of their home land. Those who were exceptionally above their own kind and was able to make it to pony ruled lands, live in their own primitive way far from civilised areas slowly adopting the advancements of the ponies, like fucking reading instead of using freaky masks to deliver or store information. Despite their scrapped intellect most still cling to their useless "traditions".

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>>29492370

>>29492588
I love this comic.

>>29486154
They are in the cotton field

>>29492588
This is my life.

>>29492767
From which side?

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>>29492767

Do you try and compliment blacks but it comes off as condescending and racist.

>>29488169
>doesn't talk in rhymes

what about the nignogs that think they can rap. isn't that a form of rhyming.

>>29491677

>female zebra cucking

well that's a new one for me

>>29493328
derpibooru.org/1241385

>>29493372

>got a monkey on my back screaming about black female on white male porn

fuck...guess i have to break nofap tonight

>>29493641

What an awful way to go.

>>29492767
this. So many people always want to touch my hair. If I had a nickel for every white person that asked "How do you get your hair like that" I'd be fucking rich.

>>29493641
>giving up flight and reality-warping for anthro
SAD!

>>29493372
>>29493641

I fucking hate your kind. YOU people. You goddamn anthrofags. All the time and talent that you take away from us decent ponyfolk, just you can fap to your generic furshit garbage. Fuck you and fuck everyone like you. Go hang out on e6 if you have no actual interest in the show.

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>>29495219
>can fly
>can go for days on end without sleep
you have to post that fucking cap now dude

>>29486154
Because nobody buys zebra toys. The show might be Canadian, but they still answer to big brother Hasbro and big brother says no zebras.

>>29487240
Hey man, you have to call a spade a spade.>>29487275

>>29495219

I can always start over and do nofap again.

>>29486154
Because they would start riots and claim zebra lives matter and say that their brothers died while robbing a gas station.

>>29496159

And you cannot point out the thousands of zebras killed by other zebras because that is racist somehow.

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>>29496159
>>29496260

>>29492797
>>29492858
I'm the black guy.

>>29494636
In highschool I used to have an afro so big it fell on my shoulders.
The weed dealer ran his hand through my hair without asking so I called the cops on him for selling drugs.

He got a cavity search from his cell mate and I made the school a better place.

>>29496159
>>29496260
But they built the wall, does that mean Discord didn't affect them?

>>29496343
I had an afro too. Had to get it cut for a new job. Kinda miss it, but I do look way more professional and less like a future black crime statistic.

>>29487045

what is the girl on the far right even looking at?

>>29491677
>>29493372
Welp these two links have honestly been the best thing to come from these threads. Just like their equine cousins do Zebras have crotch tits?

>>29496654
No, zebras actually have teats on their backs. You just can't see them most of the time because, like the equine penis, they retreat into a sheath when not in use. Zebras simply lay on their side when they wish to feed their young.

Of course you wouldn't know equine anatomy... I bet you wouldn't even fuck a real horse. Anthro-loving shitstain.

>>29496720
Right well thank you for the informative nice part of your post and I hope when you get to equestria your waifu is getting raped and she impregnated by some fat zigger cock that's for calling me a Anthro-loving shitstain

>>29486154
Because Equestria and Zeebrica are both matriarchies, but Zeebrica's more radical, and doesn't allow males to travel, vote, leave the home unaccompanied by a female, etc, etc.

>>29491703
Zebra supremacy is fine, as long as it's femdom.

punk

Bump for hopeful zebra femdom

>>29497583

>>29497583
Nigga you know how annoying it is to type in rhyme?
You have to do it every goddamn line.

>>29497583
Interested in this also.

I am a zigger.
Anon had better cum inside me, that dumb nigger.

I am better than you.
Flood my womb with my seed, you fool.

Zebras are the greatest.
I want to suck your inferior pony penis.

I am a female.
This whole race cucking thing doesn't really work out this way you know.

Ponies suck, and zebras are supirior.
I demand you cum inside my posterior.

>>29497918
It might only be Zecora who talks like that.

>>29498034
>the whole race cucking thing doesn't work this way
Sure it does. They just have to completely control the stallions so the mares NEVER get pregnant.

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>>29498558
>They just have to completely control the stallions so the mares NEVER get pregnant.

>>29486154
Why havent we seen female Diamond Dogs or Minotaur? Why havent we seen them or Zebra colonies or territories?

>>29486154
Illegal in Equestria's immigration policy.
Sun- and light-based religions and cults used to be harshly anti-immigration in human history.

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>>29498034

>>29486154

BECAUSE PENIS, THAT'S WHY. THIS GODDAMNED SHOW WOULD GO CRAZY IF THERE WAS A MALE BESIDES BIG MAC! NOBODY MOVES IN ON HIS HAREM

>>29487240
This.
Black people have some of the smallest dicks and only mixed-bred African-Americans come close to 2nd after Whites. There's a biological rule of evolution depicting individuals from hot regions as lanky and "short", and cold climates bring forth tall and "long" creatures.

>>29499419
You're reading the best part of the thread so far.

>>29499465
You're obviously insecure.
Would it be ok if a white guy fucked your girl?

>>29499972
>4chan
>not insecure
At least we hate cuckoldry with a passion. At least we hate them enough to make it a public slur.

>>29492237
>>29492263

still waiting on the green

Is zigger dick bigger then stallion dick we're talking trouble hooves size.

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>>29501296

No. Its a lie zebras tell themselves so they can feel better about growing up without a dad and having spent most of their adult lives incarcerated.

>>29501296
>>29501537

He's right you know. Zebras are generally smaller and different in proportion to horses anyway. Remember they are closer to donkeys than horses. So no. Trouble Hooves is still a genetic freak and the average zebra can't compete. Don't let that get in the way of your shitty fetish though, you cuck.

>muh dik

>>29501296
No, a Stallion dick can be a lot bigger

But because muh BBC being a zebra who the fuck care right, gotta keep the meme

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>>29486154

>>29501678
>But because muh BBC being a zebra who the fuck care right, gotta keep the meme

I just chalk it up to zebras being seen as exotic in Ponyville.

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>>29503432

>>29501296
Zebras have smaller dicks than ponies, but much, much larger cumshots.
Of course, that means female zebras have smaller pussies too, which lends itself to mares getting cucked, as they can't compete with the superior zebra tightness.

>>29501537
I keked

>>29497131
The RGR version of femdom would be maledom...

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>>29504766
Capped it, thought it was pretty amusing as well.

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>>29488156
like so

>>29504890
>that side cut
>cap w/ ear studs
>basketball cutie mark

lmfao, how did no one call them out on that shit

>>29504901
Because he doesn't have a dark brown coat, and that's how unsubtle things have to be to piss people off.

>>29486154
Smaller penises than horses. Thinner builds. Prettier faces. They're basically the twinks of Equestria; and this is a show for straight little girls to self insert dating Chads and everything working out for them.

>>29505024
>They're basically the twinks of Equestria
how insecure do you have to be to type this shit

>>29505116
>Being this triggered
Zigger confirmed

>>29505116
With /pol/ /gif/ and /r9k/ the sky is the limit.

>>29505116
>Insecure
There were threads about the practices of applying real world comparisons of Zebras to ponies to mlp and what it would approximately come out to. This isn't insecurity; this is autism, what /mlp/ does best

>>29504890
I always thought he was one of those wanna-be-slim shady types

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>>29505116
It's true, baby. You now it to be so, you pretty little thing.

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>>29504885
>redditors starting to cap even the most unfunny generic shit
Just kill me f@m.

>>29505992
I genuinely don't see why people even like Reddit the admins / mods are like derpibru and silence anything they don't like in their hugbox community. And yet they feel entitled to say they are the internet and bigger / better then other online chat forum websites, when as previously mentioned they are mainly autistic egotistical idiots who non-ironically use memes from 'meme-centre' and 'ifunny'.

4chan may not be as big as them but at least 9 times out of 10 I have free speech as long as I don't post child porn or post pony outside of pony and the mods on the boards I post on are pretty based (some mods are questionable though).

>>29487309
>in the form of a hand strike to the outer clothing of the victim's groin area
He was just following the president's advice for how to pick up women.

>>29486701
>>29486733
A wall don't stop what is already in, it jus says that you have no scape from it

>140+ replies
>still no green

/mlp/ is dead

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WRITE SOME MALE ZEBRA ON PONY KEK GREEN ALREADY FOR FUCK SAKE
THERE IS NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH OF THIS STUFF ON DERPIBOORU OR FIMFIC

>>29507850
this guy gets it

>>29507850
bump

>>29507850
Someone just write fucking anything.

Which pone do you think gets STRIPED most often?

>>29511759
AJ because it's her secret fetish.

>>29507850
Like 8/10 zebra pics on DB are badly drawn cuck porn. Fuck off already.

>>29511790

>Apple family hires zebra immigrants to work on the farm
>they regular call them ziggers and make fun of their dialect
>little do they know AJ secretly loves getting hatefucked by them

sounds like a nice prompt

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>>29513642
Translation:
>Ching chong bing bong, how come Zebras?
>You'll learn one day ching chong.

>>29513701

>Hey big sis, a lot of zebras are shown in our family pictures of 1850. Why are these zebras in our house?
>You'll learn it at school...

best I could get

because the sensible good white-people ponies killed off the ziggers and only let the females live so they can be used as living onaholes

>>29496343
you are one of the good ones anon

>>29511759

Rarity is the only one who's shown interest in other races in the comics and a total slut on the show.

So Rarity.

>>29513965
I know you're just fucking around, and it still triggers me.

>>29515018

Who hurt you anon?

>>29515233
I've just heard "You're so articulate" too many times to count.

I'm not mad but it did get a physical response out of me.

>>29515018
Were you the straight A black kid with the big afro that everyone who wasn't a trashy piece of shit loved? We had one of those at my school ^:) . You know, like the pastor's son, all AP classes kinda kid.

>>29511759
Mayor Mare, who has a very open immigration policy because she's fetishized every element of immigrant dick, from other cultures treating mares poorly, to not understanding the language of the male splitting her open.

>>29515424
Pretty much.

I went to a shitty middle school and found out what niggas were like. It was the first time I was ashamed to be black.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4

Heh. Ziggers.

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THEYRE STEALING OUR MAHRES

fags here are just jealous because mares would rather have meaty zigger cock, instead of your pathetic small sausage

>>29516135
THEIR MARES ARE STEALING OUR STALLIONS

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THE MARES STEAL EACH OTHER

>>29516742
>mare separatism
unf

>>29510964
>A zebra stallion accidentally lets off a poot in the middle of a restaurant
>Some uppity silver mare scoffs and loudly speaks
>"Oh, it isn't enough we let him dine in our restaurants. WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIS SMELL TOO!"
>All the non-Unicorn ponies look to her, embarrassed to be in the area of the dumb filly making an ass out of herself
>The zebras date just coughs
>"Um, you wanna get the check and bounce?"
>And then he and his date paid their bill and went on their merry way, the silver mare still scoffing; her dried up pussy still remains untouched and dicked to this day

>>29516887
I'll dick her.

>>29515429

>Mayor Mare
>open immigration policy

as if Celestia would allow that.

you think Zecora WANTS to live in that rundown hut outside of town?

>>29517139
Yes, cause she's a hermit and a witchdoctor.
She's banned from living in Ponyville proper regardless, but she doesn't mind.

>>29486154
Wow, had no idea the board was so hungry for a literal cuck thread

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Kek
This shit is amazing

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Lmfao

>>29517333
>Swedish
>1.2%
Bullshit.

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>>29516742
>>29516853

Interesting thread. Probably gonna write some stuff from a zebra's point of view as he's hit on by married cougars and stuff.

>>29517176

It still beats being a flutterfag.

>>29490983
>>29489106
>>29489793
>the half zebra - half pony hybrids would have faint striped patterns

>>29517333
>South African 0.4%
Glad to see we're doing better than the rest of the anglosphere.

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>>29517669
explains why some of these guys are striped

>>29517825
>ZIGGED

>>29517669
They also wouldn't be able to have foals. Fun fact.

>>29519442
Horses also can't talk or conjure magic. FUN FACT.

>>29519471
Stay mad, nig.

>>29519574
He's right tho. You can literally pick and choose what ponies can and can't do. The show does all the time.

>>29487908
No comrade, she is still waiting for the best opportunity to strike those capitalists pigs

>>29519611

This

Poners would die eating potatoes IRL for example but I bet they can eat em in the show

>>29519611
>>29519652
This is a slippery slope. Eating vegetables is one thing, but once you get into shit like this you open the door for all kinds of cancer. You are validating every special snowflake, black and red, alicorn OC that ever was. We have never seen a sexually produced hybrid of any kind in the show. Do you really want to give the green light to every autistic little fag out there to create their dragon/griffon/alicorn borken horn dark crystal prince?

>>29519797
That's fine, since crossbreeding is literally my fetish.

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>>29519812
See, it's one of those things I was talking about.

>>29486154
why is this fucking thread still up

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>>29520439

Because Zebras just last longer

HOOO AHHH

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>Be zeeb
>make the journey to the land of promise known as Equestria with family as a young colt
>grow up largely removed from typical zebra culture as a result, more of a pony than anything
>never really think of yourself as any different than ponies around you
>still a bit proud of your heritage told to you through stories from your mom
>treated pretty gud by progressive pony city folk, although sometimes a bit patronizing
>go into music while holding down pharmacy job your parents got you through familial connections
>grow into an adult, grow tired of big city life
>decide to move to the sticks, known colloquially as Ponyville
>you hear that it's nice and peaceful, with less crime and greedy ponies
>Try to get a job at the hospital but they aren't hiring
>Nopony is
>Except for some shitty greasy burger joint called The Hayburger
>at least it pays the bills so you can afford a cottage on the outskirts of town
>the following is the day to day life of a zeeb fast food worker in a town that has only ever encountered one zebra before, and a female one at that.
>What could possibly go wrong?

Cultural Enrichment Intro End.

>>29520840

now we're talkin

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Cultural Enrichment, Chapter 1

>Day zebra in Ponyville
>You'd been working at your job as the cashier at The Hayburger for a few days now
>the job is pretty easy, and your manager is chill and actually helpful when training you
>plus you get free food, a plus since you blew all your savings on the move
>Really the worst part of the job was the townsfolk unending fascination with seeing a zebra regularly for the first time
>At least three ponies a day ask you if your stripes are real, and at least a dozen seem to be weirded out by the fact that you do not speak in rhyme
>curiously enough nopony asks about your dreadlocked mane, something that happened all the time in Manehattan
>The foals love to play with it though, and you let them while their parents order happy meals with overpriced toys inside
>You learn to acclimate yourself to the odd looks and questions, smiling politely and kindly explaining that you come from Manehatten, no you are not friends with Zecora (although you do know of her), you do not know any "jungle" remedies for an aching tooth (lie), and you don't like to rhyme because it is mentally exhausting (true).
>You manage to avoid getting angry and satisfying most customer's curiosity until a certain unexpected customer comes in, somepony you thought would never eat at such a lowly joint as this

>>29520955

Do go on

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>>29520955

"Oh wow! Hi Zecora! I didn't know you wor..."
>The purple pony Princess stops mid-sentence, her royal hindquarters not even fully through the door yet before she's mistakenly greeting somepony that is not you
>"O-oh...oh. OH! You're not Zecora! You're...another zebra? A m-male?"
>Twilight Motherfucking Sparkle, the second newest addition to the alicorn ruling class in Equestria, is in YOUR shitty little minimum wage restaurant
>And she's going to be one of THOSE ponies
>Great
>The Princess rushes up to the counter, her large wings outstretched and fluttering in excitement, bottom lip biting back a squee
>Well, she's friends with Zecora, so she'll surely treat you semi-normally
>"Sorry! I didn't mean to mistake you for somepony else. It's just, well you know. Zebras sort of all look the same, heh...?"
>Even though it's literally true it still stings a bit
"It's fine, Princess Twilight. May I take your order?"
>"Oh Sun in the sky, I've read SO much about zebra culture, it's fascinating to see a live male in person! And you're not rhyming! That's so crazy! Although it's weird, I thought you'd be working at the hospital...do you live in the jungle? You don't have an accent either like you should. I...I should be taking notes!"
>The Princess magicks up a quill and notepad and begins to scribble, apparently having completely forgotten why she was even here in the first place
>you quietly peek past her to the line of ponies forming behind her, all seeming quite hungry and not at all happy about what seemed to be the latest in a long line of inconvenient Princess Spergouts.
>Your manager slips up besides you and opens the second register
>that'll help alleviate the rush some, but you'll have to think fast, since you two are the only workers there and he has to work the grill to push out orders
>You look at the Princess and clear your throat

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>>29521200

"Ahem. Miss Sparkle. Would you like to order some food today, or do you need time to look at the menu?"
>You lean forward, putting on an expectant smile, a classic technique for undecided customers
>The Princess seems to snap out of it a bit, although stars still seem to dance in her eyes
"Wow, you're so eloquent too! Are you half pony? I mean, um. Yes I'll order. I'm starving!"
>Finally. You place a hoof on one of the several large mechanical buttons on the register, ready punch in her order
>"Let's see...I'll have the Triple Cheese Hayburger with no cheese, a Flowerburger with no lettuce, tomato, pickles, ketchup, mustard, salt or pepper, and three medium orders of Hayfries, no salt. Last time I was here there was still salt on my fries even though I SPECIFICALLY asked for none but since you're here now maybe you can get it right! Ooooh, I'm so thrilled! I'll be eating food made by a zebra! I wonder if I'll catch any diseases your people have statistically been shown to propagate!"
>You stare at the Princess for a half second longer than you usually would while she grins in your face, and proceed to ring her up, saying nothing. One regular Hayburger and a Flowerburger only onions. You peek over at the abundance of already salted fries and sigh as you go to dump them and make some more. She trots over to her seat and watches you the entire time as you take more orders and put together hers, taking notes.
>For some reason you were suddenly very tense

>>29521413
The End?

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>>29521413

>You place her assorted burgers and horseshoe shaped fries on the tray and call it out
>Of course she's already in your face again by the time the plastic hits the countertop.
>"Wow, that was fast! I knew you zebras were fast but this is ridiculous, haha..."
>Her laughter dies down some as she sees you aren't laughing with her.
>She coughs and ducks her head some, using her magic to lift the tray.
"Enjoy your meal, Princess."
>"I will. Thank you sir...zebra...s-sir!"
>She flat-out flees to her seat and begins to stuff her face with food, seemingly uncomfortable about something
>Maybe she finally realized her tone was a bit too on the nose
>The tension drains from your body, and you proceed to take the next order, your body resuming it's default operations taking care of work-related tasks while your mind drifts
>Once the customers are mostly taken care of your boss tells you to go tidy up the lobby, and you grab a rag in your teeth and head onto the hardwood floor.
>"Psst!"
>You look up, and to your surprise the Princess was still there
>All of her food was gone, she'd even already returned the tray
>it seemed like she had been waiting for you all this time
>With a small sigh you reroute yourself from heading towards a table that was practically begging for a wipe down to go and see what she wanted
"Yes ma'am? Can I help you?"
>The mare inhales, and places her hooves together bashfully atop the table, looking a bit sullen
>"Yes I just...I just wanted to apologize for some of the things I said. I realize not all of it was...culturally sensitive?"
>Oh fuck, she does actually contain an ounce of self-awareness. You begin to relax some and even crack a genuine(!) smile.
"It is fine, Princess. I'm used to that sort of thing, really. You're okay."

>>29522026
>>29521413
>>29521200
>>29520955
>>29520840
interesting

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>>29522026

>A look of relief washes over her face, and her wings ruffle slightly.
>Wow, she must have really been beat up about it
>Really, it wasn't THAT bad...
>"Whew, I'm so relieved! I didn't want you to think I was Specist or anything. I love zebras! I have at least a dozen books on them! I try to be sensitive, unlike SOME ponies here in Ponyville. I promise you we're not all small-minded! I voted for Mare, not that despicable Rimpf..."
>Oh fuck, she's overcompensating. You grin widely and simply nod your head, trying to placate her.
>"...and and I think it's HORRIBLE how police treat zebras in Manehattan! I am VERY 'down' with Zebra Lives Matter, y-yo!"
>Oh for feather's sake. She had to bring up ZLM.
>See, your family wasn't the only one's who immigrated to Manehattan
>A lot of other zebra families did as well, adding a significant zebra population to the city
>Most zebras attempted to acclimate to the culture and fit in
>But some some horsed out and acted like hooligans, undoing all of the hard work the old elders had done in getting people to meld with zebra culture
>They stole, assaulted ponies, and sold Joke in Manehattans seedier sections
>They used their natural affinity for rhyming to make songs about how the cops were the enemy and selling Joke and being a gangsta were cool
>Worse yet, some decided to form an idiot group to blame everypony else besides themselves for their problems
>It had been hell on earth having to attempt to distance yourself from those lunatics, and was actually a big part of the reason for your move
>Being spoken for by those assholes was the worst, since most ordinary ponies thought all zebras agreed with them
>You had hoped to find peace far away from the turmoil, but it seemed like that wouldn't be the case

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>>29522194

>Unaware of how artificial your now half grin/half grimace was, the babbling alicorn continued
>"I've been waiting for the Friendship Map to send me out to Manehattan again so I can finally do something about what's going on over there. Honestly I'd prefer it if Royal Guards were the primary police force instead of the MPD..."
"Princess..."
>"And did you know over 5 unarmed zebras are smacked by boopsticks a day by hateful police officers? Even though the zebras didn't do anything! It's not their fault! Manehattans corrupt mayor must be oppressing your people! I get so offended each time I read about a zebra being arrested..."
"Princess."
>"...so much so that I've thought about starting a ZLM group here in Ponyville to raise awareness of the plight of your poor peo--"
"TWILIGHT SPARKLE, PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP. PLEASE."
>She gasps and leans back some, eyes as wide as the triple hayburger she had just demolished earlier
>You open your mouth and inhale
>You want to say that you don't agree with ZLM
>You want to say most problem's zebras face come from the rise of a rebellious, ignorant culture where violence and stupidity is celebrated, not from hardworking cops
>You want to say that you don't give a fuck about Mare or Rich, the plight of zebra's, oppression, or fucking statistics.
>You just want to work, get paid, go home, clop yourself into a stupor while thinking about how even though you're an okay looking zebra you haven't pulled any prime pony pussy yet, striped or otherwise
>But
>You also want to keep your job
"C-can....can I have your autograph?"

>>29522491
>the zebra cucks himself
I am intrigued.

BIG

BLACK

ZEBRA

COCK

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>>29522491

>"Sure thing! Wow, you scared me there for a moment..."
>The mare takes her empty burger box and signs it eloquently with the same quill she had been using to take notes earlier.
>Then her ass literally begins to glow and vibrate, something that doesn't seem to cause her as much alarm as you think it should
>"Ooh, a friendship problem! Here's your autograph, Mr...?"
>You pic up the little grease-stained box. It has Twilight's name written out alongside a picture of herself winking at you
"...Ezekiel."
>"Ezekiel! That's so ethnic-sounding, how wonderful! Well, I've gotta go take care of this! See you next time my tummy gets the rumblies! I can't wait to tell my friends about you!"
>With that the alicorn dashes through the double doors leading outside, taking off into the evening sky
>Of course, she left the fucking tray on the table
>You dump it in the trash and return to the counter, once more drifting into a musical fantasyworld.
>Unfortunately now all you can think about is zebras yelling about money for programs and latte sipping hipsters cheering them on
>Unable to escape to blissful worker drone mode, you pick a piping hot batch of fries out of the greaser, dump them into the holding pan and salt them before returning to the register where a dreadlocked mare is waiting.
>Wait.
>Dreadlocks?
"How can I help you?"
>"Far out, a zebra! I'm like...such a huge fan of your culture, fellow equine. Zebra Lives DEFINITELY Matter. I'll take five orders of hayfries, no salt please. Bad for my aortic karma, you know?"
>Fuck.

Cultural Enrichment Chap. 1 End.

That's all for tonight. Gonna write some more chapters each featuring the mane six visiting the restaurant. Hope you guys liked it so far.

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>>29522948
Aw hell yea, zigga. It's great to see a story that goes beyond the general faire you see in greentexts. I want to see how you write the rest of the mane six.

>>29521413
>I'd like two number 9's; a number 9 large; a number 6, extra dip; a number 7; two number 45's, one with cheese; and a large soda.

>>29522948
I love it, it's lighthearted and a lot of fun to read. It's great, I enjoy it. I enjoy you Twilight seems to have magic'd her tray back on the table for Ezekiel to pick up when she left though. Specist bitch...

>>29523015

>tfw you're wondering if the open immigration policy really was a good idea

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>Ziggers

>>29524322
>fruitmixer complaining about ziggers

>>29522948
I like what your doing keep going please

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>>29525080
>fruitmixer
This is perfect, I decree this be a new meme.

>>29524322

But what have ziggers ever done to Applejack?

The only one she knows is friendly.

>>29526562
probably they were the ones who take out her parents

>>29486154
Because then everyone would start making interracial cuck porn and that would hurt /mlp/'s feelings, leading to implosion.

>>29522948
Screencaped

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Glim Glam lynched them all

up

Alright, I'm back. Time for more zeeb shenanigans!

>>29496645
His invisible dong.

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>>29530019

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Cultural Enrichment Vol. 2

>Day Salt the Fries in Ponyville
>You quickly learned that the weekends would be the only time you could actually have fun in your day to day life
>Working the front counter at the Hayburger pretty much absorbed all of your time during the week
>The manager really liked that you actually showed up to work and did shit, so you got a metric fuckton of hours
>Of course, this meant more customer shenanigans than you were personally down with
>Oh well. A job's a job
>And by this point most ponies had stopped asking about your hair
>The ringing bell timer chiming atop the grease fryer woke you from your drone-like reverie
>Back to the grind
>As you dump the hot horseshoe-fries into the pan, the front door opens, and a suspicious-looking character trots in
>No you weren't stereotyping, she literally looked like some sort of spook
>White unicorn, completely cloaked in fabric that looked more expensive than your last 10 paychecks combined
>Red rimmed shades almost too big for her face
>Maybe that was the point.
>Her only identifying factor was a luxurious lock of spiral-shaped mane blanketing the side of her face
>Well, not really a means of identification seeing as you had never seen her in your fucking life
>Your heart began to sink as she...sashayed to the counter, frown on her face
>She seemed like the type of bitch to ask for Fresh Fries Please. The type to stand in front of you after getting her food and check the entire sandwich for molecular inconsistencies. The "Can I get a large cup of Ice please" type.
>You stuff your rising stress inside of you as usual, putting on your best grin and looking her right in her eyes. Maybe? You couldn't really tell where her eyes were behind the icy blackness of her eyewear
"Hello, welcome to The Hayburger, home of the Hayburger. Can I take your order?"

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>>29530395
>"Ah. You don't rhyme. How curious."
>Of course.
>"Hmm. A male zebra. So Twilight was telling the truth...You seem like quite the...specimen...up c-close..."
>Is her face turning red, or is it just the shades?
>"So, did you come from the jungle, dear? You must be terribly ferocious to live in such a dreadful place, hmm?"
"I'm sorry ma'am, but are you going to order something?"
>"I don't think what I want is up THERE, darling. You big majestic BEAST~"
>You clench up, hard.
>Oh fuck. This is new.
>She looks around to make sure your manager isn't watching. She waits until he goes to the back to check the trash before leaning over the register and whispering to you
>"Listen closely, you beautiful striped stud. I came to this dreadfully low-class place for one thing, and it's not food. Not in the slightest. When your break comes up you're going to drag your big black and white flanks to the restroom and we will--ahem. RendezVOUS. Do you understand, or shall I spell it out for you? I know you zebras aren't very smart. Hung, but not smart."
>Dear titty-licking Tirek in Tartarus. She's worse than an inadvertant specist.
>She's a...
>a...
>STRIPED magazine subscriber
>You stay cool, trying to remember the steps you were taught to deal with difficult customers
"Ma'am if I flirt with you I will lose my job. Now please order something or I will be forced to call my manager."
>You can physically FEEL her roll her eyes behind her shades
>She tilts her head to the side and pouts, then puts on a grin
>"Please do. Call him over...I'll tell him how you sexually harassed me, an innocent little white pony mare. You couldn't help yourself, seeing such a pure filly, and tried to defile her with your junglehorse ways. You'll be sitting in a dungeon so fast you won't even have time to say I. Dindu. Nuffin."

>>29530622
I'm ded. Fucking whorse.

>>29530622
jeeze watta bitch
Keep going.

>>29530622
Fekkin' call the cops boi

>>29486154
Because under Faust's rule, all the male characters were evil or retarded.

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>>29530622

>She's got you by the balls and you know it
>Her story wouldn't be too far fetched at all, seeing as how your wonderful brethren were doing exactly as she said up in Manehattan.
>The actions of your kin made her abject lie the closest thing you could get to truth without actually stating facts
>You were the only male zebra in a backwoods town that had no friends or even an acquaintances besides your boss.
>There was no room for error.
>Just as you were about respond in the affirmative you manager places his hoof on your shoulder, causing you to almost jump out of your stripes
>"Hey, it's pretty slow today. You can take your break early. Go ahead and punch it. I'll take care of the guest."
>Now, you weren't the type to even send a dirty look the way of your boss, but you had never wanted to say no more in your entire life than you had right now
"Sure thing. I'll clock out right away."
>You step away from the register and your manager greets the sultry unicorn politely. As you round the counter to head towards the bathroom you hear her speak.
>"One large glass of ice please. That will be all."
>You hated being right so fucking much.
>As you approach the bathroom door time seems to slow, and you carefully consider your options in lieu of what is about to happen
>This bitch thinks you're some sort of jungle warrior with a BZC ready to rut her into oblivion
>The truth is you're a wannabe beat producer from one of the most peaceful neighborhoods in Manehattan
>You could tell your manager, call the royal guards. They'd probably believe you.
>You were very eloquent, for a zebra.
>This wouldn't have to go down at all.
>But.
>Sun-dammit it's a grown mare thirsty for your dick who's not scared off by how you look.
>Even if she wants it for all the wrong reasons...pussy is pussy
>You open the bathroom door and trot inside, heading to the last stall.
>It's slightly bigger.
And it's the only one that locks.
>You sit on the toilet and wait
>Time to be a real zebra.

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I wonder if Equestrian fiction has developed the concept of the magical zebra.

>>29531008
It isn't fiction in Equestria. Look at Zecora.

>>29531008
It's Equestria. Everything is magical.

>>29530950
>the white woman is in control of the black man
There are no words for how much I approve of this.

>>29531288
Glad you like. Gonna get back to writing now.

So I was thinking like an Anon-and-a-zebra-team-up-to-live-in-Ponyville-as-the-outcasts type of green. I hope to post more?
'Boy golly, I sure do hate niggers...'

-----

>You come to lying in a hard hospital bed.
>You can hear the little beep machine booping away to your right and you're looking up at familiar neon lights above you.
>You must have lived.
>Didn't expect that.

>You'd been walking home from work (your piece of shit car broke down) when you were accosted by a band of angry urban youths.
>You saw them standing there as you approached and you knew better than to walk through them on your own.
>But it had been a long-ass day and you didn't feel like walking the extra half block to avoid them.
>It's not like anything was gonna happen, right?
>It's just a precaution, like wearing a seat belt or a helmet.
>Just this once will be fine...

>They pushed you into an alley out of view of the street.
>Took your wallet and your phone.
>Even forced you to unlock it for them so they could take a look at the contents.
>Oh God, the shame.
>It wasn't your fault that _t_r_a_p_o_r_n_s_t_a_r_ had such a fuckable ass.
>they were pretty pissed when they discovered your secret.
>You tried to tell them that traps weren't gay, but they wouldn't listen.
>The last thing you remember was a swift kick in the nuts before one of them put a gun to your head and told you to say 'good night'.
>How cliché...

>Everything hurts.
>You close your eyes again to avoid the pain that emanates from the light on the ceiling.
>No good; everything still sucks.
>Damn, why did you have to survive like this?
>Why did you have to trust those... NIGGERS?
>That'll show you to be tolerant.
>Fucking animals...

>Oh well, better make some noise and look alive so the nurse doesn't pull the plug, ehh?
"Buhh..."
>Nothing
"Wha-- what happened?"
>No sound for now.
>Your shift your body slightly under the covers.
>They are way too small for you, and your arm falls off to the side and into the cold air.

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>>29530950

>You listen intently as the door to the bathroom opens, the sound of ice cubes and plastic hitting the trash echoing off the tile walls
>You spy four impeccably white hooves trot across the floor beneath the stall separator
>You notice she purposefully avoids stepping on any cracks
>Then the stall door opens and she's there before you, closing it with her surprisingly prehensile tail behind her
>She doesn't waste any time in stripping down to her natural state, and you actually have to squint as you take in her almost glaring WHITENESS
>How in the hell is this even happening.
>It's like a situation in some cliche STRIPED zebrabait story
>Except it's real
>And the damsel in distress in question is you, not her
>She actually seems to be doing just fine as she uses her magic to part your legs and slip between them, sinking low and facing your junk
>"Oh MY~ I can see the stories are true...you big dumb animals DO have sizeable packages. Twilight and her silly stats were oh so deliciously wrong!"
>The very act of her panting onto your dick causes it to grow painfully erect with a few quick throbs. You grimace and glance down at it.
>It's not really all that big
>But then again you don't go around looking at stallion junk so perhaps it is
>You open your mouth to speak but she reaches up immediately with a hoof and shuts it, gently fondling your sac with the other
>"Sh-sh-sh-shh. Unless you're going to call me a filthy race-mixing whorse I don't want you saying ANYTHING. You'll ruin it."
"W...what?"
>She sighs, and presses your balls against the front of the toilet underneath her hoof. Hard.
>"Aaaand you ruined it. I said...
>She begins to push
>"Call...
>Me...
>A
>Filthy--
"F-fffuck fuck fuck! Fuck you you fucking zebra-chasing slut!"
>She immediately loosens the pressure, her eyes going wide
>"Yes, that's it! T-tell me how I'm a traitor to the unicorn race...how I'm a disgusting junglebunny--MMMFFHM?"

>>29531399
>cbt
jesus christ keep going

>>29531427
whats cbt

>>29531437
Cock and Ball Torture
Applying pain to the male genitals for erotic reasons.

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>>29531399

>Enough.
>You had to do something to shut her up or else somepony would no doubt notice the commotion
>So you muffled her with the closest available object at hoof
>You throbbing zebra cock
>Inches of dick slides into her perfect little pony lips, the overly-excited mare now unable to say pretty much anything at all
>Not coherently anyway
>She does choke and gurgle though, and for a moment it almost seems like this wasn't what she wanted, her body squirming and thrashing some between your knees
>But just as you're about to let her go, fearful that her dumb ass might actually choke to death on your shaft, she places her hooves onto yours and...
>No way
>She FORCEFULLY pushes herself forward until those prissy white lips touch the fur on your stomach, her neck fully distended from all the cock inside it
>Celestia's flanks...this bitch is crazy!
>You try to pull her off, but she holds herself down with her chin digging into your nuts, adamantly shaking her head
>With a fully dickstuffed esophagus, she looks at you, then looks down, pointing to your nuts, and then her throat
>You got the message
>She wasn't going to let go until she passed out or you came
>No turning back now
>With her previous threat still singed into your brain, you adjusted your grip so that both of your hooves held her skull
>With a pleased smile(you think it was a smile, hard to tell with her lips chugging the base of your dick) the bitch still has enough class to adjust her mane and close her eyes with a small flourish
>Fuck that
>You were going to destroy this stripe-hunting skank

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>>29531448

>Without any further BS, you push her back a bit, freeing up a few inches of shaft from her ravenous mouth
>Then you yank her head forward as fast as you can, hopefully hard enough to give the bitch whiplash
>A muffled *Eeep* is stuffed right back down her throat by your plummeting cock, her nose becoming swiftly reacquainted with your crotch
>You begin to pull her back and forth, using her head like a masturbation tool as she slobbers and chokes over it
>Even though you were skullfucking her, why did it feel like you weren't the one in control?
>Somehow it felt as if this is exactly where she wanted to be
>A sneaky little moan confirmed your suspicions, her once-perfect face now sporting a blush underneath matted sweat from the inside of your thighs and stray black hairs
>Even with her mane completely destroyed and inky mascara running down her cheeks she still looks as if she's enjoying this more than you
>Not to say you weren't fully appreciative of having an actual real mare's throat spitwashing your junk
>But were you really okay with it happening in a bathroom stall in a fast food restaurant with a mare who's name you didn't even know?
>Your dick decides to cut through the moral and introspective floundering of your brain by promptly unleashing a geyser of cum down her foodpipe, ropes of thick seed spurting into her as you grunt through gritted teeth
>Her pupils shrink to dots as round after round of jizz spews into her gullet, flooding her upper digestive tract with your swimmers
>She seemed to actually be getting a bit worried as you continue to shoot, apparently firing off a bit more ammo than she expected
>For someone so infatuated with zebras, it seems like she hadn't done all of her homework
>She should have known that equines of (no)color cum far more than the average pony stallion
>As the 8th or 9th load squirted into her, she actually began to try to pull back, tapping your hoof nervously
>Nuh-huh.

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>>29531520

>You hold her down against her stomach with all of your strength
>She begins to genuinely panic as seed spurts from her nostrils and bubbles up from her stuffed lips, cheeks swelling
>When she begins to turn a nice shade of blue you finally let her go
>She tugs herself off of your length and then with with some unseen strength shoves you off of the toilet and to the side, your back slamming against the stall wall
>She then proceeds to immediately puke out an entire stomach full of gooey zebra cum into the toilet, retching as seed splashes into the water
>You watch this for what seems like ages, half pleased that you managed to rek her, half scared she'll hoof you in the nuts for ruining her mane
>After a solid minute of vomiting cum she manages to catch her breath, and turns to you with wild, furious eyes
>Oh shit, here it comes
>"You big stupid dirty ZIGGER..."
>You tense up and look down, bracing yourself for a long tirade
>"...that was FANTASTIC! Simply marvelous!"
>For what feels like the umpteenth time today she's stumped you. Your jaw drops.
"Uh...whut."
>"Yes! You took control and showed me my place! Made me yours! Your wonderful black zebra cock defiled me...i-it was...why it was ART, darling!"
>She's insane.
>She's fucking insane.
>She leans down to the dirty bathroom floor, extending her tongue
>Without missing a beat she begins to lick the tiles free of a few spots of cum that had missed the toilet earlier
>"Mm...mm--yes. I knew you had it in you. You zebras ARE superior at sex, after all. You just needed a little push."
"I...I barely did anything! Y...you forced me!"
>She begins to giggle, pulling a makeup mirror out of Celestia knows where and checking her face, biting her bottom lip
>"I forced you? Why, just look at me darling. I look like I've been...r-raped...ooooh~"
>She actually begins touching herself in front of you, her hoof slipping down between her haunches

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>>29531609
Rarifags on suicide watch.

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>>29531609

>Just as you're about to protest her impending orgasm, three short knocks shatter the smelly bathroom air
>"Zeke, you in there? Your break was over five minutes ago! I need help out here!"
>You glance up at the door with a look of shock, which is tripled when you look back down at the mare you had facefucked into a teary mess
>She looked...perfectly fine?
>How!? You had only looked away for a second!
>Her face was once again immaculate and pure, makeup intact and no sign of cum or misplaced pubes anywhere
>She snapped shut a makeup case you didn't see her enter with and then replaced her shades and cloak, a small little smile on her face
>"You should leave first, darling. I'll sneak out once the coast is clear. And here...take this."
>As she pushes you out of the stall, she slips a card into your uniform pocket
>You then stumble across the floor and open the bathroom door
>Your manager is standing there sweating nervously
>Behind him a crowd of angry ponies are lined up, all looking at you
>It seems like even if you wanted to tell your boss about what happened it would have to wait another time
>You head back to work, frantically taking and serving orders at a breakneck pace
>You work so hard you almost forget about the entire ordeal
>Soon it's the end of the day and you're completely exhausted, stinking of sweat and burger grease
>You clock out and take off your uniform
>The card falls out in front of you onto the floor
>You swiftly pick it up hoping your boss won't see and trot out the door, muttering a half-hearted goodbye
>You immediately scan the card once safely outside
[Rarity - Owner, Carousel Boutique. Haute Couture Style, Casual Prices! Hours: 10AM to 7PM]
>You flip it over
["Come over next Tuesday, 9PM. Don't be late or else~"]

Is this when I get the table and stand on it?

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>>29531664

>She actually wrote the fucking tilde
>Tuesday...that was a week from now
>You'd have to figure out what you wanted to do by then
>Having a gorgeous dtf mare would be a godsend in most situations
>But she only saw you as an object, something to project her stereotypical niche fetish fantasies on
>Were you okay with being objectified just to get good marepuss?
>These thoughts swirled around your head like gnats, following you all the way home and into your ratty bed
>You fall fast asleep without as little as a bedtime snack, the days events having thoroughly drained you in more ways than one
>In your dreams the mare, Rarity, rides you around with a whip in hoof, calling you a lazy zigger
>The next day you wake up with your sheets soaked in jizz
>You begin to think you may have made a huge mistake moving here

Cultural enrichment Chapter 2 end.

Well hope you guys liked it. I'll be back later to write another encounter with the M6. Sorry for STRIPING Rarity. I'll try to keep that to a minimum. I'm lying

>>29531694
I love you no homo

>>29531691
Looks like someone is gonna have to get on that jizz gains diet.

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>>29531694
A small part of me died after reading your story

Good job

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>>29531694
>zebra homeboy had pussy
great job dude. i wonder if ezekiel will come out good from this one

>>29531757
Ugg...

>>29486154
There is only one zebra.
You cannot have both sexes if there is only one zebra.

>>29530940
This tЬh

>>29530940
>or retarded.
So it fits blacks perfectly.

https://derpibooru.org/1170903

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>>29531339
moar, I like it

>>29531694
Glad Rarity found a way to top from the bottom.
Hoping the next mare's even more dommy.

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>>29502771

/r/equesting a ponified version of Dave Chappelle's roommate being exasperated about a pizza that fell on the floor

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>all the zebra posting
>forgetting the most based male zebra

>>29532673
Ice Pack is DEAD.

>>29486154
Because Daniel Ingram can't write good rap music.

>>29532709
He wan't even write show scripts.

>>29532697
And he shouldn't be.
Fucking Zootopia, taking over Weaver's mind.

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>>29532788
the funny thing is back then, here he was thinking about zebras
i checked his tag in DB, and he had a couple of zebras besides ice pack
they are called mti and mua. most is just them trying to fuck anything on sight, but some posts are funny too

>>29531691
This is pretty great. I like the story

>>29532728
No shit Dickless Tracy, Ingram is the show's lyricist.

>>29533039
Weaver did more for zebras than canon materials ever did.

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>>29532709

That reminds me, out of the Mane 6 doesn't Pinkie like to rap?

Wouldn't be surprised if she likes to get STRIPED every now and then.

Jesus Christ this thread is still up?

The first male zebra was going to be drawn by Jay Fosgitt as a referee. Thankfully Hasbro said that they didn't want them to have any zebras at all save for Zecora.

>>29533891
On one hand, the music genre that combines talking and singing is a natural fit for Pinkie Pie, which isn't a race thing.
On the other, being a farmgirl, you can bet she romanticizes 'urban' culture.
She's also distinctly oldskool in her rapping, which places her away from modern gangsta rap, and, by extension, modern gangstas.
Headcanon: she likes to fuck the pony equivalent of tryhard wiggers, since she's all about the hip-hop image and attitude; doesn't hold zebras in any special standing.

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>>29531691
I love seeing ponies other than my waifu being defiled, am I sick?

>>29534017
Doesn't matter. Write green.

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The last time there was a male zebra in MLP, he sold ponies' shadows to a literal shadow demon.

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>>29533895
yeah, because zebras last longer than ponies

>>29534297
metal af desu senpai

>>29531694
>implying I don't self-insert as the zebra

>>29534017
In some way yes.

>>29534017

Can there be a zebra unicorn/pegasus or are they all mud pony tier?

>>29534996
All zebras can cast magic and walk on clouds, in addition to a rapport with nature.

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>>29531691
Can't wait for more.

>>29487180
Character: redeemed.

>>29534996
>>29535003

Shoo shoo shity OC!

>>29535805

zecora magic is canon.

why can't other zebras do the same?

>>29535805
Headcanon =/= an OC

>>29486154
>in all human religions, miscegenation is a capital crime
>Christianity is the only religion which allows for humane executions
>neurology finds that miscegenation causes genetically innate disgust
>anti-miscegenation sentiment is controled by the region for positive emotions
>EQ can drastically worsen said sentiment
I love evolution.

>>29535912
Zecora never uses magic herself, she can only create illusions or potions that need to be charged with magic, either via a unicorn or a naturally occurring magical plant, to be activated. She's never shown the ability to do magic, she's a master of illusions.

>>29505116
Read a book on zoology.

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>>29531643
pls delete this

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>>29519650
She's wholeheartedly embraced "Equestrian values." Just as planned.

bumping for story

>>29531339
>Anon was sent to his own version of heaven

>>29531643
You laugh now, but wait until your waifu gets her turn.

Such vibrancy in this thread.

>>29537160

if by vibrancy you mean zigger lovin degeneracy that must be purged from equestria, then sure

Boop

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>>29537592
Oy gevalt, such equine fragility.

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>>29533917
she'll hold them in s special standing if some zebra sings "the message"

>>29534017
>"twilight, that's offensive"
top kek

>>29507097

It gives us something to throw them off of.

will Earnyourstripes return and make a pastebin with a new chapter?
will the other 4 (technically Sparkle if she comes back) get STRIPED?

tune in next time
same striped time
same striped channel

bamp