RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

>>29484519

well done!

>>29484991
>Male prostitution runs rampant throughout Equestria
>Especially in Canterlot
>When Anon first came to Equestria, prostitution was basically the only job available to him
>His best customer was a socially inept people unicorn, but she seemed to just quit coming to him for whatever reason
>A few years later, he moves to Ponyville to get away from the hustle and bustle of the city
>After meeting five of the mane six, they take him to meet Twiggles
>He remembers her
>He recounts his and her history, not realizing that most ponies take a hard line against stallion exploitation, and that he's jeopardizing her reputation and friendships

Updated prompt collection:
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>>29485098
>people unicorn
Dammit, I meant purple. Writing on a phone sucks balls.

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>>29485211
She's a people unicorn. Likes talking and interacting with people, and keeping them happy. She really likes rutting people too.

>>29485098
>>29485211
>>29485214
so is twilight the only unicorn in existence here
ever, at all, for all times

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>Valentine

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>>29485228
>it's another "anon whines about twilight again" episode

>>29485255
valentines over anon. Time to go back to being lonely and misanthropic

>>29484687
Anonymous Caesar demanded he be traded for 5 pies and nothing less, he then said he would return after he was done with his business and would boop her for having trade him for pie

>>29485262
I asked a simple question, family

This is like the ntt but more self aware of it's autism

>>29485262
I like twilight but I would much rather be in a herd with Rarity and Fluttershy. Pinkie Pie too

>>29485290
>>29485228
The scenario makes more sense with Twilight, she moved to Ponyville much more recently than the other 5. If you want to substitute a background pony, maybe Lyra or something, but she's probably been living in Ponyville for a while too.

>>29485297
Rarity, Fluttershy, Coco, Marble.

>>29485540
Pinkie, Maud, Limestone, Marble CloudyIgneous

>>29485098
>You are Twilight, and you're here to greet the newest resident of Ponyville.
>You normally wouldn't do this (working as a librarian and having no real legal position of power), but Pinkie insisted that you attend the new pony's "Welcome to Ponyville" party.
>"Twilight?"
>Oh! It seems that he found you before you found him!
>You turn around and give him a big smile.
>...or rather, you give his crotch a big smile.
>Mare oh mare, he's tall.
>You look up... waaaaay up....
>...aaand...
>...and it's the hooker you used to call up all the time.
>Buck.
>He gives you a big smile and crouches down to scratch behind your ears, just the way you like.
>"Long time no see, Twi."
>Oh, fantastic. He remembers you.
>Double buck.
>>"You two know each other?"
>Rarity trots over to you, ears perking up at the prospect of new gossip.
>"Oh yeah," says Anon, cheerfully running his fingers through your mane, "We saw each other all the time in Canterlot."
>>"Do tell, darling."

>>29485297
All of the mane six, plus Moondancer, Maud, Treehugger, Trixie, Derpy, and Daring Do. And Celestia. And Luna.

>>29485599
More

>>29485615
can all of equestria be in my heard?

>>29485599
Keep going.

>>29485615
>Treehugger
my nigga

Mine would be Apple Jack, Twilight, Rarity, and Treehugger.

I would herd the royal sisters and no one else. Anyone else is needless extravagance.

>>29485620
Now that's just greedy.

>>29485617
>>29485669
Sorry Anons, I don't know how one deals with an oblivious hooker who has started to molest you in public.

>>29485720
go big or go home

>>29485737
You slut.

Maybe someone else can pick it up?

>>29485740
A stallion's place is already at home.

>>29485749
Sorry, Anon. I lost your mother's phone number a long time ago.

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>>29485599
>>...aaand...
>>...and it's the hooker you used to call up all the time.
>>Buck.
Kek

>>29485620
>Disgusting smell
>Deadly sins
Kys.

PickleMyTitsYouDirtyPigFucker

>>29485599
>"Actually, Rarity, I'm here on retainer from Princess Luna to help all of you out here. She thought you girls could use some 'help' from time to time and get rid of any tensions that might arise from your duties as the Elements of Harmony."
>What.
>Just how old-fashioned does Luna want to go with this?
"Anon, could I speak to you for a moment in private? Behind the building, perhaps?"

>>29485973
Anon would make the best hooker in Equestria. He probably wouldn't even have that "I would kill myself if I weren't already dead inside" look on his face that his clients find so uncomfortable.

>>29485973
>"Behind the building? Are we doing that rape fantasy again? Should I change into my school clothes?"

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>Cadence was never Twilight's foalsitter in RGRE.
>This time around, her foalsitter is a teenaged Anon.
>Since she lives away from her parents in the castle, and most of her time with Celestia is dedicated to learning rather than leisure, that leaves Anon as her primary parental influence.
>Thus, Twilight carried more than a few human mannerisms and a few ways of thinking into adulthood.
>The result is a radically different Twilight. Sometimes for the better, but not always.

>>29486203
>The reason why Twilights special talent is all magic and not just a very specific part of it is because Anon, as a human able to do anything, pushed her to explore and learn new things.
>It's found out that Starswirl the bearded had a human as well.

>>29485973
more I need more

>>29486227
>It's found out that Starswirl the bearded had a human as well.
Starswirl the Bearded was Merlin, he went to Equestria to see if Arthur woke up and his bitch ass somehow stumbled into magical horse land

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>>29486203
>Anon isn't technically her dad, but Twilight still sees him as her father
>It makes it really awkward when her friends hit on him all the time
>Even moreso when she's so adamant about none of them scoring with him
>Zecora starts fucking him out in the everfree, where twilight can see them
>She finds out anyway and confront her about it
>Zecora does a little song and dance as a rebuttal
>"Hoooow many times must your," *stomp stomp* "Father bang meeee, before you realize, your mother I'll be?"

>>29485564
The Pie sisters are a premium choice. I'm, uh, not really with you on the spoiler though.

>>29485297
I almost want to make a game of this. Up to six mares (or whatever, you degenerate) for your herd, whom do you choose?

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Hey everyone, I've got some green for you. I'm pretty rusty from my 4-ish month break from writing, so my green's probably going to feel kinda awkward or stiff. It'll get better soon, though.
>"But you simply must stop reading those dusty old books!"
>You are Twilight Sparkle; Princess Celestia's dearest and most faithful student.
>You've got that on a plaque somewhere.
>And today is your first day in some backwater farming village, called Ponyville.
>Hoo-bucking-ray.
>Princess Celestia has sent you to stay here for the duration of the festival in order to supervise preparations.
>Reasonable
>Quite reasonable
>You ARE known back in the castle for being one of the most meticulous and organized mares, after all.
>Overseeing such an important celebration is certainly within your abilities.
>A small part of you thinks it's a bit unusual for the Princess to be assigning exactly one pony to organize such an important event, let alone all the way across the country where Princess Celestia cannot physically be, but you ruthlessly squash it.
>Perhaps this is some kind of test of your abilities; Faust knows that this wouldn't be the first time that Princess Celestia tested you in secret.
>Like the time she sent you to the library to find out if the word "gullible" had been omitted from the dictionary.
>As the centre of town gets closer and closer, the chariot begins its descent.
>You can see ponies looking up from their business and poking their heads out of windows to watch the Princess's own Royal Guards coming down for a landing in the middle of town square.
>You wince as the cart comes in for a bumpy touchdown and resist the urge to rub your bruised rump.
>Had these guards hailed from the ranks of Princess Celestia's own personal chariot pullers (which, coincidentally, was an all-mare operation), then you would have barely even noticed the transition from flying to landing.

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>>29486333
>Your left rump-cheek aches as you depart your seat on the chariot, decidedly NOT jiggling as you hopped off because you have a PERFECTLY HEALTHY body weight and a NORMALLY SIZED rump.
>DAD.
>You glance disdainfully at the pair of pegasi, now idly preening their wings.
>You guess a rough landing and a minor injury is just the price you pay when you send out the royal eye-candy to pull your carts.
>Still, you want to make a good impression on the residents of Ponyville, and the stallions make for an impressive (if sloppy) entrance.
>A lesser mare would have acknowledged that there was a cunt joke in there somewhere.
>You shake yourself dry, ignoring Spike's indignant "Hey!" as you spray him with water and the smell of wet pony.
>You are, unfortunately, soaked to the bone from cloud water.
>The pegasi pulling your cart made no effort to avoid any clouds that they crossed paths with.
>You plunged through at least three of them on your way here.
>Then again, their orders were to go "straight to Ponyville", and you guess that your escorts took that order right down to the letter.
>Pfft.
>Stallion drivers, am I right?
>While you were focusing on grumbling about the ride and your smarting rump, you failed to notice that a crowd of locals had formed around you upon your arrival.
>Aw, jeez.
>You barely resist the urge to paw at the ground uncomfortably from all the attention.
>You were never one for very much social contact, and crowds tended to make you uncomfortable.
>You do your best to push your discomfort away, however, and raise your head to meet the crowd head-on.
>You're the supervisor of this year's Summer Sun Celebration, after all, and your presence here means that you more-or-less represent Canterlot.
>And by extension, the Princess!
>You square your withers, thrust out your chest, and lift your head to meet the crowd head-on!
>...only to realize that nopony is actually looking at you.

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>>29486338
>The crowd - which you can see now consists mostly of mares - are openly leering and ogling the pair of stallions who were pulling your chariot.
>Buck's sake.
>The stallions, predictably unable to resist the temptation for a little bit of extra attention, rear up and neigh proudly.
>Honestly. You wouldn't even be surprised at this point if one of them "accidentally" flashed his sheath.
>Your eyes narrow as you give your drivers a once-over.
>Pulling a chariot all the way over from Canterlot should have been darn good exercise; doubly so for stallions.
>Their chest tufts are poofy and clean instead of matted down by sweat, and their golden armour looks sparkly clean.
>It looks like they just took a bath or a sho-
>You barely resist the urge to face-hoof.
>That's why they went through all those wet clouds, isn't it; to look clean and pretty for when they arrived in Ponyville.
>Unbelievable.
>In any case, the stallions' preening and posing pays off, and the air is soon filled with a din of hushed whispers and suggestive shoulder-nudges.
>"My, oh my. Lookie who wandered into town, Tavi. I think those poor creatures need our help finding their way around Ponyville."
>>"Oh mare, I wonder if they'd let me sailboat those tufts..."
>>>"Vinyl, I swear to Celestia. If these are those two hookers you used to call up all the time in Canterlot..."
>You walk up to the pair of pegasi and give them a polite nod and smile.
"Thank you, sirs."
>Bam.
>Gentlemare.
>Just like Jane Wayne would have done.
>Predictably, the stallions practically glow from the praise.
>You take a moment to watch as the Royal Guards return to Canterlot, growing smaller and smaller against the horizon.
>Now that the objects of their affection have left, the crowd's attention turns to you.
>Some of them mill around, chatting amongst themselves and shooting you curious (and sometimes disinterested) looks, but it doesn't take long before the crowd fully disperses.

>>29486087
Turns out being a pony hooker is incredibly easy and with Anon's perception of gender roles being reversed incredibly rewarding. Ponies being cute tiny horses are incredibly terrible by human standards at being judgmental and mean so even the whore reputation isn't bad.

Anon is Equestria's sole genuinely enthused and happy prostitute.

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>>29486346
>They all have business to attend to, after all, and your arrival doesn't change that.
>A pang of homesickness hits you, and so you take off your saddlebags and take inventory to take your mind off the pain in your heart.
>Your horn glows as you unbuckle the strap under your belly and sigh in relief when you remove the strap that was digging into your skin.
>You ignore that this is the same belt you've been using for over a year, and how it's been getting tighter and tighter as time goes by.
>Setting the bag onto the ground, you pop the clasp (custom-made in the image of your cutie mark) and lift away the flap.
>You already know the contents of your luggage by heart, but you need the distraction.
"Let's see... Quills?"
>A purple glow envelopes the baker's dozen of the writing utencils, and you lift them out of your bag and pile them - neatly - onto the ground.
"Ink?"
>Five or six bottles rise out of your saddlebag, cradled in your magic, and make a gentle landing on the ground.
>They're joined by your three bottles of back-up ink; just in case you run out.
"Parchment?"
>A huge stack - more than enough for regular contact with the Princess - land on the ground next to the quills and the ink.
>The ground shakes faintly under your hooves, and you wonder if you've brought too much with you.
>Then again, is such a thing even possible?
>You stick your muzzle into your saddlebag and take a look-see at the last couple of items stuffed away in the dark cloth corners.
>What else is there...
>Day planner; night planner...
>You pull your face back out and, feeling satisfied that everything is in order, begin to re-pack everything.
>Your little plan worked; you're already missing home a little bit les-
>Spike waves a claw in front of your face, and you belatedly realize that he had been speaking to you this entire time.
>"Twi?" he asks, sounding faintly annoyed, "Did you hear what I said?"
>Your awkward grin says it all.

>>29485599
go on

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>>29486354
>Spike sighs like the long-suffering mare-servant he is.
>"I said," repeats Spike, sounding annoyed in that special way that only stallions can do," Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have interesting things to talk about."
>And just as luck would have it, a pink earth pony approaches right as Spike finishes speaking.
>Almost immediately, you can tell there's something... off about her.
>To begin with, she's awfully small by rough-and-tumble earth pony standards.
>The three pony breeds have pretty distinct body shapes; earth ponies are big and strong, pegasi are small and light, and unicorns are tall and slender and beautiful and...
>A-anyway.
>Earth ponies are typically gifted with a larger frame and a correspondingly stronger muscular system, but this pink mare is a good few inches shorter than you are.
>In fact, if it weren't for the long fetlock hair covering her hooves (again, a trait typical of earth ponies), you would have mistaken her for a unicorn or a pegasus at first glance.
>She doesn't look small and weak; she looks like somepony shrunk her down, and she's just tiny.
>Spike gestures wildly in front of your face, bringing you out of your observations.
>"Come on, Twilight!" he pleads, "Just try!"
>You glance over at the pink pony again and feel your ears flop back against your skull awkwardly.
>You never know what to say around new ponies.
"Uh... H-Hello?"
>Without warning, the mare screams in your face and runs off.
>You and Spike stand there in stunned silence.
>What the actual buck.
"Well," you say, throwing Spike's words right back at him, "That was interesting, alright."
>Your next stop is the local farm - Sweet Apple Acres.
>The mares who own the place will be catering for the Summer Sun Celebration.
>By the look of the endless stretch of apple trees that grow on the farm's property, you're probably going to be looking at a lot of appley baked goods.

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>>29486363
>You lick your lips.
>The big city never had any fruit trees, and the only time you've ever eaten an apple was when it came out of a box.
>Fresh fruit still on the branch is a novelty to you.
"Maybe the owner is selling," you mumble as you pull yourself away from the mouth-watering grove of apples and head back down the road.
>It doesn't take long for you to reach a break in the fence - the proper entrance to Sweet Apple Acres.
>An orange pony catches your eye on her way out of the gate and starts trotting in your direction with a bit smile on her face.
>The closer she gets, the bigger and bigger she becomes.
>It's only when she comes to a stop in front of you that you realize just how MASSIVE this orange earth pony is.
>Her broad shoulders look as though Celestia herself designed them specifically for pegasi to roost on them.
>Her chest has thick knots of muscle that support an equally thick neck
>On top of that, she's on top of you; easily a head taller than you are, she absolutely towers over you.
>The way you have to look up at the mare to see her face uncomfortably reminds you of the fact that unicorns are naturally the tallest of all three pony races.
"What in Equestria do they feed you ponies?"
>The words are already out of your mouth before you realize that you've said anything.
"Oh! Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean-"
>The orange mare interrupts you, laughing as though you just told her the funniest joke she's ever heard.
>Chuckling good-naturedly, she slaps you on the back with a hoof.
>Hard.
>You do your best to not appear as though you just got the wind knocked out of you.
>"Don't worry none 'bout it, stranger! Ah wonder that sometimes myself, y'see?"
>You're quite pleased that she isn't offended - you can't imagine what it would be like if Princess Celestia found out that you had INSULTED one of the mares in charge of providing food to the celebrations.

>>29486318
Its a fun idea, but the rhyme could use some work.

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>>29486367
>You also can't imagine what it would be like if Princess Celestia found your flattened corpse, courtesy of this freakishly-large DRAGON of a pony.
>Pleased that your dealings with her didn't go too far south, you decide to start over from the beginning - right from the introduction.
"G-Good afternoon," you greet, automatically holding out a hoof to shake, "My name is Twilight Sparkle."
>The orange mare grabs your hoof with both of her own and begins shaking your foreleg up and down.
>Maybe she was a LITTLE bit angry about what you said to her, because it feels like she's doing her best to rip your foreleg right out of its socket.
>"Well howdy-do, miss Twilight!" chirps the mare boisterously, "A pleasure making your acquaintance."
>You can't hear her over the sound of your brain rattling around in your skull.
>"I'm Applejack. We here at Sweet Apple Acres sure do like making new friends!"
>The mare - Applejack - keeps on shaking your hoof, well past the point of awkwardness.
>Well past the point of losing the feeling in your hoof too, for that matter.
>Wait, did she say friends?
>No, no, no.
>You're here to make sure nobody here in this crummy little town doesn't buck anything up for the Summer Sun celebrations.
>You don't have TIME for friends.
>.....and maybe you're also a little bit terrified on Applejack and you really want to leave her property.
"Friends?" you ask, trying to gently tug your hoof out of this muscle-beast's iron grip as politely as possible, "Actually, I-"
>"So!" Applejack cries, finally letting go, "What can I do you for?"
>She throws you a wink, and you look away uncomfortably.
>Contrary to popular belief in the Twilight household, you're not a pussy-licker.
>MOM.

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>>29486377
"Well, I am in fact here to su... t-to super... supervise?"
>You just happen to glance down at Applejack's smile, and you feel your heart skip several beats.
>Your mouth dries up, and you can't remember what you had been intending to say.
>Poking out of the corners of Applejack's toothy grin are at least 4 sharp, wolf-like teeth.

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Well, that's the end of part one. Anon will make his appearance soon. Lemme know if I fucked anything up, yeah? Feedback rocks.

>>29486390
>>Poking out of the corners of Applejack's toothy grin are at least 4 sharp, wolf-like teeth.
OH SHID

>>29486346
These fuckers are devious.

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>>29486390
AJ is getting some screentime like she deserves. That alone has my interest.

>>29486390
The only thing you fucked up is that I'm pretty sure this isn't fanfiction, but rather a retelling of the first episode.

>>29486390
what's the context behind this?

>>29486501
>A retelling of the first episode
You're right. I remember Applejack being a brick shit house and the townsmares ogling the chariot pullers.

>>29486501
Actually, it would be pretty funny to retell the story of some of the episodes through the lens of RGRE

>>29486501
That is true, but he has added some snippets to make it more in the theme of RGRE, as well as showing us how Anon plays into the story, although in a currently loose way.
It also sets us up to know that the story takes place at the start of Season One, and will likely take a different path due to his story additions.
tl;dr: I agree, but there are differences
ApA just needs to make sure he doesn't retell episodes in a different light and does something different instead.

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>>29486390
damn now I want Applejack to dom Twiggles

>>29486501
>>29486549
>>29486565
Easy, boys. I needed the beginning to be the first time that Twilight is introduced to a Ponyville earth pony, and the first episode was just as good as anything else. The plot splits away right after this.

>>29486558
That actually sounds pretty interesting. New answers to why ponies behaved the way they did in-show

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>>29485599
>Your mouth is dry and your heart is racing
>They cant find out!
>It could end your friendships!
>You open your mouth to respond but no sound comes out
>"Oh I used to do all sorts of work for her back in Canterlot."
>Wait what?
>"She had many positions that I had to fill over the..."
>He scratches his chin
>that gloriously carved chin
>"Three years was it?"
>It takes you a moment to realize that he was speaking to you
"Uhh yeah three years."
>He nods
>"Yep three years of filling in and hard labor while she was working for Celestia."
>Reaching over he scratches that one spot on your muzzle that just turns your bones to jelly
>"Then one day she was just gone. POOF! I asked around but no one knew what happened to her."
"S-sorry about that."
>He gives you that toothy smile
>"Its alright purplespark you can make it up to me by helping me find a job. Maybe I can even work for you!"
>He picks you up and wraps you in a hug
>Ever so quietly he whispers in your ear
>"That is unless you want these kind ponies to hear about all the things you made me do on Princess Celestia's dime."
>He pulls back and sets you down
>"So what do you say Twilight? Do you know of any holes I can fill?"

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>>29486615
>Plot splits away right after this

Excellent. For the divergence point I vote for Nightmare seeing the huge ponies in this town and demanding that Anon help her make more of them for her army.

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Remember, writefags:no Twilight.

>>29486737
Ohhhh Purple Smart, feel the wrath of the man hoe

>>29486759
You're a little late.

I've got some prompts for you guys

>Anon is having a hard time meeting mares
>He's too marely for most of their tastes
>Twilight offers to help him seek out a mate

>Twilight is a kissless virgin nerd
>After years of not bothering with all that stallion stuff, she decides it's time to get her cherry popped
>Her friends decide that Anon's laid back, market attitude makes him a good starter dick, since he won't demand commitment

>Anon is a character from one of Twilight's favorite books
>And her husbando
>She brings him into the real world, hijinks ensue
>Three hijinks

>Twilight manages to connect to Earth's internet
>She infiltrates the RGRE thread on /mlp/ and writes prompts about herself

>Rainbow introduces Anon to Daring Do, thinking that they'll make great friends
>Little does Rainbow know, DD is a regular Stallioniser who prides herself on her sexual conquests as much as her literal ones
>Twilight is also there

>>29486737
I FUND IT. MORE!

>>29487028
Maybe later. Not sure where to take it from here and I need to go do some things.

>>29486363
I really enjoy it when authors dive into details like hippometrics (average measurements and ratios of the bodies of horses) and how they vary between tribes.

>>29486390
This is overall a pretty cool concept, retelling the beginning of the series from an RGRE viewpoint.

Good job on the writing and all.

You definitely have me intrigued with the last post. Have the Apples mixed with the timberwolves? Is that the secret of their affinity with the trees?

Their noticeable omnicompetence?

>>29486928
I see what you did there.

>>29486928
>>Three hijinks
Three shall be the number of hijinks. Not two. Not four. Five is right out.

>>29486737
YES MOAR
I expected unf but all I know is keks, please do more when you're able

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>>29486928
>Twilight manages to connect to Earth's internet
>She infiltrates the RGRE thread on /mlp/ and writes prompts about herself
you're not fooling me purplesmart

>>29486807

It bears repeating.

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>>29486928
>Twilight finds /mlp/ and starts writing stories about what a great princess she is
Nah, too meta

>>29487162
>Anon's in a bookstore
>He finds a novel about a young mare who overcomes great adversity and challenges to become a princess, in spite of her humble origins
>She also has marries a sexy and handsome traveler from another world, who admired her from afar and crossed time and space itself just to be in the presence of her stunning beauty
>It's on a shelf labeled 'Hilariously Bad Trash'
>It's written by 'Dusk Shine'
>It's published by The Canterlot Collection, a publisher owned by Celestia
>Whomever could be behind this?

dumping promps that might get writen later

>A fair elf maiden comes to equestria
>Most mares make fun of her for being a sissy
>it doesn't help that her teats are small
>Fluttershy and rarity feel good about not being the most coltish mares around anymore
>then come around anon, a male fair and pure as the driven snow
>Many of the equestrian residents try and win him over
>by being as marely as they can
>it doesn't work
>Anon meets elf girl
>he falls for her shyness and beauty
>Jelly and salt ensues

>Celestia conjures a mighty warrior to defend equestria from a terrible monster
>A mysterius biped clad in armor come forth
>the mysterious warrior swears loyalty to celestia
>after a gruesome battle they find out he's a male when he take off his armor
>Mares acuse Celestia of forcing a stallion to fight her fights
>The knight however stands by her princess

>Anon becomes a pimp
>Many stallion prostitutes go work for him believing that he will be gentle and caring of his fellow males
>He is not

>Anon comes to equestria without hopes of ever finding love
>Candence doesn't undestand why such kind, gentle and handsome stallion would have a hard time getting a mare
>then another man comes into equestria
>Unlike the cynical manlet anon, he is an adonis of a man with the charm of a prince.

>Equestria is invaded and anon goes full farcry
>The mane six are horrified that he had to lost his inocence in such horrible way
>They treat him as gently as possible to try to make him forget
>He had fun and wonders if he could join the army

>Anon gets fed up with the reverse genders bullshit and takes a hike to the everfree
>When he doesn't come back tomorrow the m6 go look for him
>Turns out the he found the secret deer civilization
>he fits in just right since the deers have the same gender roles
>he doesn't want to leave

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Shit, I forgot to throw my thing into a pastebin. Here you go: http://pastebin.com/PfvhAejw

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>>29487415
>opens pastebin
>that /mom/ green
Holy shit. Was it you all along?

>>29486390
Great start, seems like anons had some kids from the look of things

>>29486742
Seconded, but only if he fucks the evil out of her in the process. Really, all she truly needed was to be appreciated and loved, and Anon is well-qualified to do both.

>>29487654
I need this

>>29487607
I've always been with you, Anon.

>>29487621
Thanks, Anon, I'm real glad you liked it. The title is a bit of a spoiler, but you won't tell anyone, will you? It'll just be between you and me.

>>29487039
Timberwolves, eh? AAAH WE'LL SEE IT'S A SECRET DON'T LOOK AT THE PASTEBIN TITLE

How the three breeds of ponies compare is something that's always interested me, and this story is a good excuse to explore it a bit. Thanks for reading, Anon.

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>>29486390
>>Poking out of the corners of Applejack's toothy grin are at least 4 sharp, wolf-like teeth.
ITS HAPPENING

A TOWN FULL OF HUMAN/PONE HYBRIDS

>>29486737
>You stare at him in terror
>He had you by the teats and he was ready to twist them and you know he is good at it by experience
>His sinister sexy smirk tells you that he knew you were bucked
"Sure thing Anon. Come by the castle and I will get you set up."
>"Aww that's so nice of you Twily."
>You flinch at your childhood nickname and the embarrassing memories of role played sex involving it
>"So Anon you must tell me ALL that you know about the current trends in Canterlot!"
>Rarity, perhaps sensing your discomfort, grabbed the conversation by the reins
>You take the opportunity to escape for a drink
>Ducking under the punch table you begin to hyperventilate at the damage Anon could do
>Why did you have to be such a lusty teen?
>Why couldnt that part of your past stay in Canterlot where no one cares
>"This might help Twlight."
>Pinkie hands you a paper bag
"Thanks Pinkie."
>You start breathing into it until your mind catches up with what just happened
>You almost inhale the bag as realize Pinkie is under the table with you
"P-pinkie what are you doing under here!?"
>"Just helping silly. You looked like you were panicking out there. When you slipped away I knew you might need cheering up."
>Oh Pinkie if only you knew
"Its OK Pinkie Im fine. You can go back to the party if you want. Thanks for the paper bag by the way."
>She smiles at you
>"MmmmmmmmmmmmNOPE! Why is it that Anon freaks you out Twilight? Is he an assassin sent to kill you? Is he an old magic school rival? OHOHOH MAYBE HE IS YOUR OLD CRUSH!?"
"N-no Pinkie dont be ridiculous. Its just...complicated."
>She stares at you inquisitively for a few seconds before she shrugs
>"Okie Dokie Loki! If you need anything just come tell me! Iamalsogoodathidingbodies!"
"Thanks Pinkie fo-...what was that last part?"
>"Nothinggottagobye!"
>And with that she leaves you under the table
>Somehow feeling better

>>29487681
So how about that night mare?
>>29486742
>>29487654
Please consider.

>>29487681
Already did. Should still be a funny concept to see executed.
Ponies with other things' blood in them is a common enough idea, but I don't think I've seen them mixed this way before.
It's an especially interesting idea for where Pinkie Pie gets her fourth wall breaking powers.

>>29487290
>Equestria is invaded and anon goes full farcry
Like the concept
>The mane six are horrified that he had to lost his inocence in such horrible way
Still on board
>They treat him as gently as possible to try to make him forget
Could lead to some interesting interactions
>He had fun and wonders if he could join the army
Would he really want to join a force that couldn't even prevent an invasion which was the reason for him going in full fight and survive mode?
It could be a good short green.

>>29487290
>"You touch my princess and I'll see forward to cleaning your blood from my sword"

>>29488108
>I'll see forward to cleaning
try again

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>>29487729
>>He had you by the teats and he was ready to twist them and you know he is good at it by experience

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>>29487729
>"Sure thing Anon. Come by the castle
>the castle

>>29485599
>>You normally wouldn't do this (working as a librarian and having no real legal position of power)

?

>>29488365
Between those posts, Celestia was singing in the shower. That's all it takes.

>>29486928
>>Twilight is a kissless virgin nerd
>>After years of not bothering with all that stallion stuff, she decides it's time to get her cherry popped
>>Her friends decide that Anon's laid back, market attitude makes him a good starter dick, since he won't demand commitment

>Anon is actually clingy as fuck, he just hasn't gotten his grabbers on a pony yet to show it (figuratively speaking)

>>29487683
>tfw the plot twist is that Anon died before he could reproduce and the pone's ancestor is this one big stallion who had sharp teeth

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>>29486742
Yes

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>>29486390
mmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooaaaarrr

>>29488710
>NMM appears in Equestria
>The first thing out of her mouth is a shocked "What in Equestria are they feeding you ponies?"
>Twilight is uncomfortable at how closely her line of thinking was to Nightmare Moon's

>>29486368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpdTIOlhyKY

>>29487654
>Anon fucks the evil right out of poor Woona
>She just needed some Love and loving dickings
>Elsewhere, Cadence feels a gigantic smile overtake her, and she knows not why

>Later on, Discord gets loose
>But the mane 6 never became element bearers
>Now they must put a stop to all this whimsy without the help of the Rainbow Riot Hose

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>>29489849
>>Elsewhere, Cadence feels a gigantic smile overtake her, and she knows not why
das kinda cute

>>29489915
she looks so much better without the helmet.

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>>29489915
>>29489952

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>>29489849
>Rainbow Riot Hose

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>>29489952

>>29489849
>>29489915
>>29489960
>Nightmare Moon takes on her own form after being purged from Luna.
>Shacks up with Anon, deciding that cozy life beats a potential 3rd defeat.
>Finds herself with all the benefits of being an alicorn with none of the responsibility.

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>>29490003
I'd read that

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>>29490003
>You are Nightmare Moon, Queen of the Dark.
>And you sigh contently as you settle on the human sized loveseat lengthwise, letting you stretch out.
>The pillow you rest against has your lover's robust aroma, making the furniture that much more relaxing.
>The book in your azure magical grip wavers, then is set down the coffee table as you decide to simply doze.
>You could watch the "television" invention that had taken Equestria by storm in recent years, but decide against that as well.
>You roll your eyes after looking at the large box of a machine in the living room. A box that plays moving images broadcast from far away. What will they think of next?
>A sudden scent and the sound of sizzling coming from the kitchen made your nose twitch and ears perk.
>That must be your beloved preparing dinner.
>Without warning, your stomach grumbles, wanting the delicacies being prepared in the other room.
>It still amazes you that your beloved can turn common fare into mouth-watering cuisine. The sort that puts the royal chiefs of old to shame.
>Or maybe your relationship is coloring your opinion? You find it hard to speak ANY sort of ill about the father of your unborn foal.
>Your stomach growls again, reminding you that you eat for two now.
>Clicking your tongue in annoyance, you shift on the couch and resign yourself to waiting.
>Not even 2 months in, and the small lump on your belly is making you ravenous at just the smell of food.
>It would be unseemly for a queen to try and beg food out of her soon-to-be husb-
>Wait, you aren't a queen anymore. You have no need to hold yourself to such stifling standards.
>With a small smile, you rise and walk to the kitchen, intent on trying to sneak away with a treat.
>Idly, you wonder what Celestia and Luna are doing.
>Whatever it is, they can't be enjoying themselves as much as you are.

1/1

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>>29490003
>"Nightmare Moon, why have you reformed?"
"Anonymous will not have Us otherwise."

>"Nightmare Moon, why do you still resist your hunger for power?"
"Anonymous will not copulate with Us otherwise."

>"Nightmare Moon, why have you ceased manipulating other ponies?"
"Anonymous would not believe Our words otherwise."

>"Nightmare Moon, why would you settle for a life with a commoner?"
"Anonymous truly cares for Us."

>"Nightmare Moon, why did you say yes?"
"We love him, and he loves Us. Glory and power are meaningless without him."

>>29490083
>>Or maybe your relationship is coloring your opinion? You find it hard to speak ANY sort of ill about the father of your unborn foal.
0 to heartboner in an instant

>1/1
[muffled reeeeee in the distance]

>>29490083
>>29490098
It both warms my heart and pains me, because its all I would ever want in life and its all Ill never have.

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>>29490083
>>Idly, you wonder what Celestia and Luna are doing.
>>Whatever it is, they can't be enjoying themselves as much as you are.

>meanwhile, in Canterlot
>Celestia is trapped in court listening to the retarded complaints and proposals of useless, spoiled nobles
>all she has to look forward to afterwards is a mountain of paperwork awaiting her approval or dismissal
>Luna is currently passed out in the castle library, buried under several piles of books and scrolls while attempting to bring herself up to speed on the modern world

>>29490143
livin the life

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>>29490143
>Celestia and Luna scry Nightmare often to see if she's up to no good.
>All they gets to see is the genocidal alicorn they reluctantly pardoned living a cozy and carefree life.
>It really hits home just how fucking unfair life can be.

>>29490215
When Nightmare goes by to visit she offers a weekend at her place with Anon. Most diabolical power grab known to the two diarchs, not even trying or even interested in it.

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>>29490083
>Anon and Nightmare build a house within the Everfree forest
>It is safe for Anon, since Nightmare never leaves his side
>It is safe for Nightmare, since she still retains the power of an alicorn
>They both love the permanent shade of the canopy, and venture out to their favorite clearings at night to gaze at the stars
>She has triplets, then twins, and several more children with Anon
>Both the parents and their children eat meat, and the eternally-reproducing monsters of the Everfree provide them plenty of sustenance.
>Their children all have a strange allure to them, and regular mares and stallions fall for them all the time
>All of Anon's children want a relationship like their parents, and so stay monogamous
>Several generations later, you have to walk more than ten miles in the Everfree forest to get to the truly dangerous areas
>But the first ten are dangerous for the heart

>>29486759
I say we let 'em go!

>>29487290
>Anon comes to equestria without hopes of ever finding love
>Candence doesn't undestand why such kind, gentle and handsome stallion would have a hard time getting a mare
>then another man comes into equestria
>Unlike the cynical manlet anon, he is an adonis of a man with the charm of a prince.

Remove the second human Chad Thunder Cock and replace it with Cadence trying to find Anon a mate and I'd fund it.

>>29490481
write it if you want to, but I doubt I'd ever read it. I visit these threads and read these stories as a way of escaping the hopeless drudgery that is my life, and introducing a second adonis of a man into equestria that completely shames anon, steals his mares' hearts, and leaves anon to a lonely life of solitude once he'd reached literally heaven would be too much for me.

the longing and pain i already feel for threads where anon has a happy and fulfilling relationship with one or more mares and creating a large family with them is bad enough, but don't worsen it by taking it away from the reader's self-insert into the story. at least that's how I read them, I'm not saying that everyone in the thread self-inserts as anon, but I do almost every time. it's why i can't bring myself to read MP stories.

>>29490379
Nightmare Moon >>>>>>>> Luna (The cuck)

>>29490501
>>29490481
That's why I said remove him. That and Anon probably end up a side character if Chad Thunder Cock stays or vice versa.

>>29490513
Perhaps the second one believes that the first is sabotaging his life when things stop being so damned easy-mode for him, and the two of them introduce Equestria to the oldest human tradition of settling scores.

>>29487290
>Celestia conjures a mighty warrior to defend equestria from a terrible monster
>A mysterius biped clad in armor come forth
>the mysterious warrior swears loyalty to celestia
>after a gruesome battle they find out he's a male when he take off his armor
>Mares acuse Celestia of forcing a stallion to fight her fights
>The knight however stands by her princess
yes
>Equestria is invaded and anon goes full farcry
>The mane six are horrified that he had to lost his inocence in such horrible way
>They treat him as gently as possible to try to make him forget
>He had fun and wonders if he could join the army
yes
>Anon gets fed up with the reverse genders bullshit and takes a hike to the everfree
>When he doesn't come back tomorrow the m6 go look for him
>Turns out the he found the secret deer civilization
>he fits in just right since the deers have the same gender roles
>he doesn't want to leave
yes

>>29490590
>Mares acuse Celestia of forcing a stallion to fight her fights
>The knight however stands by her princess
you copied and pasted but didn't fix the the error in the last sentence?

>>29490481
>Chad Thunder Cock only wants Cynical manlet Anon's friendship and have awesome but morally ambiguous adventures.

How about this:
>Ponies try to be nice to anon, but are constantly put off by his marely behavior.
>Main 6/7 eventually thinks he is gay because of the way he acts
>They try to set him up with other stallions thinking he'd eventually find his match.
Hillarity ensues.....

>>29486390
>Poking out of the corners of Applejack's toothy grin are at least 4 sharp, wolf-like teeth.

Wut.

So is this about the idea of Anon being a prostitute that Twilight used to frequent while in Canterlot?

Or is this something completely different?

>>29491034
Something completely different.

>>29491069

I see.

Well Papa Apple Anon sounds fun.

>>29491094
STORY TIME!
>It's was a long time agooooooooooo
>A story about Red Riding
>She lost in da wooooooood!
>Annnnnnd HE SHOW UP
>They fuck

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>>29486390
More is needed.

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>>29489984
Ponkmare Moon wounds like a fun herd

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>Someway, somehow, Little League gets Anon to promise to start a relationship with her once she has a cutiemark or otherwise comes of age.
>And thanks to some old laws, his word as a male in a romantic situation like that is binding.
>In the meantime, however, he has to deal with her as a hanger-on until she's of age.
>Honestly, he just wanted his life to stay quiet...
>But maybe having an adorable and mold-able wife-to-be won't be so bad(?)
Who is he kidding? This is going to be a shitshow.
Meanwhile, League can't stop bragging to her insanely jealous friends.

>>29486390
>Sharp, wolf-like teeth
Looks like granny smith is into arborphillia.
That or it was great-grandpappy Shukaku.

>>29486318
>If you fuck a pony's parents, you become their parent.
>Anon fucks Night Light on a trip to Canterlot and by the time he's back in Ponyville he is the spitting image of Twilight Velvet.

>>29491110
You can do better than this.
Apply yourself.


>>29490481
Or better yet, TWO other dudes.
Both of them are hot and socially competent.
One of them is Anon's brother and wants to help out his sibling.
>Ponies keep passing over Anon for Bronon though.
>Some even try to act nice to Anon to get in with Bronon.
>Chad Chadderson has never met Anon before Equestria.

>>29489849
>The mane six sturggle to oppose Discord
>Anon then ends up fucking the evil out of Discord too.

>>29488668
I don't get how it would be a twist, it's pretty obvious that someone back in the apple family ancestry fucked a canine of some sort.

>>29486737
>>29487729
Anon a shit.
Your writing a good.

>>29487607
>>29487671
RGRE /mom/ when?

>>29486737
>>29485599
>>29485098
Aww, they're cute together.
Up until the next post along the chain, that is.

>>29486390
Those Ponyville Earth ponies are certainly big ponies.

>>29486227
Starswirl is overused.
There needs to be more wizards of legend.
More legendary figures in general, too.

>>29485262
>Be Proncess Celery, Best horse.
>You almost regret telling that alien to keep in touch with you.
>He's been dragoning all these whiney letters to you all month.
>Twilight's doing this, Twilgith's doing that.
>Please help me, Twilight's trying to put things in my butt
>A bloo bloo buh bloo bloo
>Fucking apelien needs to learn to chill
>You contemplate just telling him to fuck off.
>Nah.
>His letters still give you a high like any other, even if he's a little crybaby.
>You drop the latest letter and roll around in the big pile.
>Oh Luna it's so good, this is way better than those weaksauce poppies.

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>>29490481
>Plot twist, Chad is actually very average, he's just a bit more into sports than the bookish Anon.
>They become pretty tight bros and act like it, but the mane 6+C&L think they hate each other.

>"They're hoof-wrestling? Clearly competing to attract mates."
>"Anon, apologize to Chad! You can't just call people-CHAD HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ANON!?"
>They call each other asshole, fucker, and bitch all the time.
>"But Chad is clearly into sports! Why is he listening to Anon's book recommendations? Is-is he looking for Anon's weaknesses?"
>"They CLEARLY hate each other. Look at the way they bare their canines when they meet. I realize it looks like they're smiling, and I'm grateful to both of them for adapting to our ways when around ponies despite how weird it must be to show their teeth in a nice way, but among predator-species the act of showing teeth is an aggressive display, showing they can and will eat you."

>Mane6 plus princesses start taking "sides."
>Twilight, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Luna prefer Anon.
>Pinkie, Rainbow, Rarity, and Celestia prefer Chad.
>Cadence wants them to fuck.
>Anon and Chad just think they their friends are friends with each other's friends.

>>29490821
I like that.

>>29491259
FRIENDSHIP HUMANS

>>29491259
yes, more

>>29491259
>>Twilight, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Luna prefer Anon.
>>Pinkie, Rainbow, Rarity, and Celestia prefer Chad.


More realistically it would go like:
>Twilight, Fluttershy, Applejack, Luna, Pinkie, Rainbow, Rarity, and Celestia prefer Chad.
>Anon is a cuck

>>29491187
Comparatively speaking there is so few good NMM fanart it's a travesty. Being a Nightmarefag is suffering

>>29491299
You could say its a "nightmare"

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Daily reminder that all stallions are nothing but whorses and cumpumps and need to be put back into their proper place.

>>29491418
>"You only feel the taste after 30 minutes."

I like the author attention to detail actually, this tell me that the some author is a good writer that try to prevent the any plot hole from happening.
>>29486377
This green reminded me of Redwall with its herds, family and fight.

>Anon makes some friends in Ponyville
>That drunkard Berry
>Everfree zigger Zecora
>Bucking juggler Trixie
>He also do a lot of "harmful" things like drinking strong, uncolty alcohol or wandering alone into forest

>M6 try to help him overcome his "problems" and escape bad company
>Anon just like spending time with his friends

>>29491381
Fucking neck yourself Carlos

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>>29490083
>>Whatever it is, they can't be enjoying themselves as much as you are.

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>>29491202
A CUTE

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>>29491418

Twilight, get off /r9k/ and try to be social for once.

>>29491215
>RGRE /mom/ when?

>Celestia is excited about adopting a protesting Anon
>She's going to play hoofball, give Anon his first drink of alcohol, and turn him into the mareliest marely stallion there ever was
>Luna, his "aunt", disapproves of Celestia treating the poor colt like a mare and tries to teach him how to be a proper stallion so that he can attract a mate
>Tries to teach him proper table manners, how to balance a book on his head, how to cook, and the best ways to tongue-fuck a mare

>>29491259
>They CLEARLY hate each other. Look at the way they bare their canines when they meet.
best
Incorrectly interpreting body language is my fetish.

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>>29491381
I'm going to slap you so hard in the face.

>>29491287
Wrong kind of Chad. Both Anon and Chad are fairly average, just that Chad is more into sports and Anon is more into books.

>>29491475
And then they fuk

>>29491475
You know... I'm surprised the REEE faggots haven't showed up yet. Normally they're on fun like white on rice.

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Big, overprotective, loving mares.
Mares who encourage you to ride on their backs so you don't have to walk on your tired colt legs.
Mares who just want you to take care of the foals while they work.
Mares who fly into a rage whenever anything or anyone hurts you.

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Sacrad band of thebious (however you spell it, the gay Spartans) RGRE Minotaurs when?

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>>29490501
>This is the average /rgre/fag
>This is the type of people that I share a thread with.

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>>29490379
I like thing. Very much.

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>>29492049
YES

>>29492268
N-Not that big.

>>29492268
Celestia is best draft horse.

>>29492268
Too much.

>>29492268
Teats each thrice as big as your head.

bunsen

Best size for a pony is pony that is as tall as you are when rearing.

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>>29492049
>>29492268
There's really only one mare for the job, here.

>>29492356
>This guy, every thread
Are you an alien? Are you perhaps, an AI, who has stumbled into 4chan in an attempt to communicate with others? Maybe you're just an autist and I'm overreacting, but it's freaking me the fuck out.

What would the stallion of the herd be called?

>>29491429
9/11 would read

>>29491475
this, this could work, writefags please

>>29492093
>please write stories about a second anon cucking the first
if you want cucking, go bump the MP thread, they could use it.

>>29492268
too big. how would anon even fug a hoers that size? they would treat something his size like a pet, or one of those talking animals/wizard familiars in movies, not like an actual person.

>>29492680
>Giant bodies, tiny sex organs.
>Except for teats.
>Foals are tiny when born but grow to be enormous.

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>>29491429
>Anon gathers weirdos and outcasts into one herd
>And together, they have the time of their lives as one loving family.
>The sheer shock the M6 feel when they accidentally find the odd herd in a sweaty, deviant, writhing mass of an orgy rather than Anon pairing of with them one at a time like proper.

>>29492693
That's an uncanny valley I wish not to dive into.

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>>29492794

Hey, I got more crusader Anon

>>29492914
"Credo in Deum Patrem Omnipotentem. Creatorem coeli et terrae. Et in Jesum Christum. Filium eius unicum, dominum Nostrum."
>You grunted as your hammer collided with the red hot metal on your anvil
>The tongs in your hand tried to jerk under the blow but you held firm, using them to hold the steel in place
"Qui conceptus est de Spiritu Sancto. Natus ex Maria Virgine. Passus sub Pontio Pilato,
Crucifixus."
>With each blow you could see the metal taking shape
>The steel, as always, was resistant
>It hissed and shrieked like an angry snake with each blow you gave it
>Every minute or so, flames would jump from the metal and try to reach out to you
“Mortuus, et sepultus. Descendit ad inferna. Tertia die resurrexit a mortuis. Ascendit ad coelos."
>Your old master had said that these were the flames from hell itself
>Lucifer was trying to burn you, trying to stop you from making your wares in the good Lord's name
"Mortuus, et sepultus. Descendit ad inferna. Tertia die resurrexit a mortuis. Ascendit ad coelos. Sedet ad dexteram Dei Patris omnipotentis."
>Which was why you prayed
>Every blow of your hammer was in the glory of God, and you were going to make sure that the fallen archangel knew it
>Pausing from your relentless blows, you shook your head, trying to get the sweat out of your eyes
>Though it wasn't a particularly hot day outside, your smithy was stifling
>You had taken your tunic off after your lunch prayers, but even so you were soaked to the bone with sweat
>It was so bad that you barely felt the sparks of burning metal hit you as your hammer hit the steel
>But you were almost done...
>Just a few more swings and you'd be able to take a break...
>With that thought in mind you returned to your swinging

>>29492924
>The bundle of steel slowly became a bar
>That bar was bent and the edges were rounded
>Finally, a small cross was added in the center
>Placing your hammer on a work table, you made your way over to a small basin of water and bunked the the glowing steel into it
>A hiss filled your smithy the moment water touched metal
>You moved your creation back and forth, counting to thirty in your head before pulling it from the water and revealing your newly-made horseshoe
>You brought the still-hot steel to your face and examined it
>The water had warped the shoe slightly but other than that it looked perfect
>You could see no cracks, and the metal looked evenly thick the whole way around
"Lord of Lords, I thank thee for thy help in my craft," you said, inclining your head and closing your eyes
>Now all you had to do was beat this shoe straight and you could take a break for a little while...
>Maybe go and walk the city streets so you could rest your weary body...
>"Hey blacksmith, I need--oh, hello~"
>Your eyes snapped open
>Looking over, you saw three very strange creatures making their way into your shop
>They stood like men, though they had cow-like features
>A quick look-over told you that they were most likely women, whatever they were
>Your brow furrowed in thought as they made their way toward you
>When you and your brothers had been in Vienna, a greek sergeant-at-arms had told you a few stories from his homeland
>In one of them you recalled a beastman with a bull's head wandering a labyrinth
>It was a monstrous thing that had eaten thousands before some heretic hero had gone into its lair to slay it
>Your grip on your tongs tightened ever so slightly, but you quickly calmed yourself
>None of these... ladies looked like the kind of beast that would feast on a man's flesh

>>29492929
>In fact, if you weren't a man of God, you might have found them quite beautiful
>Slender, strong bodies, big, round breasts, wide hips and full backsides
>If not for the horns on their heads and their tails these ladies would have easily turned the heads of any man that they came across...
"Good afternoon to you three," you said, inclining your head
>One of the creatures, licking her lips, made her way over to you
>"Hello there, hot stuff," she said, eyeing your bare chest. "My girls and I are in town looking for a shoer. We asked around and some ponies sent us here."
>She jutted her chest out, presenting her barely-clothed breast, and put her hands on her hips
>"So could you do us a favor and bring your mare out?" We need to talk to her about setting us up."
>Mindful of your horseshoe, you made your way over to a bucket and tossed it in
>You could pound it straight at your leisure
>Rest would also have to be later, it seemed
>Right now it seemed like you had customers
"There is no mare here, my lady," you said, putting down the tongs and picking up a rag to clean your face off. "There is just me. I am the owner of this establishment."
>The creatures looked at each other, their eyes widening in surprise
>"You own this place?" one of them asked
>Another one whistled
>"I can see why," she said, her tail flicking side-to-side. "You're a big fella."
>A smile came to your face
"My work keeps me hearty," you said
>The lady in front of you chuckled
>"I'll say~" she said, her nostrils flaring. "So, about those horseshoes?"
>You looked each of the ladies hooves
"Will you each need a set?" you asked
>"Yep. We've been traveling for a while and our shoes are worn out," one of them said, hopping up onto one of your work benches
>You twitched, automatically looking over at the rasp that you had heating in the forge

>>29492936
>Your old smithing master had been an utter monster when it came to people sitting on his benches
>Though you had never been stupid enough to do so, you had witnessed him branding both apprentice and knight alike with whatever piece of hot metal that he had lying around
>And while you hadn't acquired his utter hatred of the act, the sight of it still brought out a healthy bout of indignation in you
>But you weren't your old master...
>You wouldn't brand someone...
>...Even though a small part of you wanted to
>Wrenching your head back to the lady in front of you, you forced yourself to smile
"I will have to measure each of your hooves to see if I have any shoes that I can forge to fit you," you said. "If I don't have the shoes then I'll have to make them, and that may take a day or two with all of the other work that I have."
>The maiden in front of you reached up with a hand and gave your chest a tickle
>"I wouldn't worry about that, big boy," she said. "The girls and I would be more than happy to stay for a few days before hitting the road again."
>Out of the corner of your eye, you could see the other two ladies looking at each other, their smiles turning into grins
>What odd creatures...
>Still though, they seemed polite and civil enough
>And as long as they held their peace you were more than happy to service them
"Then why don't we talk about prices?" you asked.

~_~_~_~_~_~

>Be Helgian
>The beginning of the day had been pretty shitty
>Twice you and your girls, Helen and Holgien, had gotten lost making your way through Dodge City
>And then Helen had lost her fucking sleeping bag and the three of you had to backtrack until you found the STUPID thing
>You had been nearly ready to explode when one of your shoes broke as you were running over a shitty pony road

>>29492942
>But now it looked like your day was picking up
>You had found a place that sold horseshoes at a fucking STELLAR price and you had a real cutie making them for you
>Said cutie was knelt in front of you, shirtless and covered in sweat, practically worshiping your hooves
>Which was most DEFINITELY your fetish
>This allowed you to ogle him as much as you wanted
>And ogle you did
>You had no idea what the heck this stallion was, but whatever he was, he was REALLY easy on the eyes
>His flat face was a little off-putting, but his bod more than made up for it
>Strong, well-muscled…
>His scent was rich and healthy…
>Big, rough hands that would be able to play with your teats the way you liked…
>Hmm...
>Momma liked…
>Momma liked a lot...
>The other girls were waiting their turn to get their hooves measured, eyeing the bull just like you
>You knew what they were thinking
>The three of you had been on the road for almost two months
>You were all tired, homesick, and in dire need of a good lay
>And here was a bull
>A bull that, as far as you could tell, had no heifer or special somepony or anything like that
>Momma wanted some fuk
>Your girls wanted some fuk
>It was honestly more of a need than a want after sixty days of jilling yourself
>But you had to be careful
>No matter the species, males were scared easily
>You three had to be strategic
>And since the other two were about as subtle as an angry dragon, you had decided to do all of the talking
"So... Anon; it's okay if I call you Anon right?"
"It's absolutely fine," the bull answered, tracing the edge of your left hoof with a thumb
>You smiled

>>29492948
>Good...
>The first step was getting on a first-name basis with the fuckee...
>You leaned forward, making sure to use your biceps to push your tits together
>The second Anon looked up he'd get an eyeful of ol' Mount Teatmore
>Unfortunately for you, the bull continued to look down at your hooves, focused on his work
>While an inpatient cow might have cleared her throat you held back
>Soon...
>"So where do you three come from?" Anon asked. "I haven't seen any of your kind around here before."
"Oh?" you said, leaning a bit more and taking a whiff of his hair. "You've never seen a minotaur before, big boy?"
>Anon looked up at you
>Not at Mount Titmore, like you had been hoping, but right at your face
>Oh...
>It looked like you had a tough case here...
>"Minotaur..." he said, his milling over the word. "Minotaur..."
>He smiled
>"That's what you're called... I had forgotten the name..."
>You smiled
"Yep! Me and my girls are full-blooded minotaurs," you said, puffing your chest out. "We were over in the Goatlands for some work, but now we're on our way home for some well deserved rest! Isn't that right girls?"
>It took both Helen and Holgien a second, but eventually they were bobbing their heads like a couple of chickens
>"Yeah! We're a couple of hard working gals!"
>"Hardworking gals that need a good fu--OW!"
>You continued to smile as Anon--how cute of a fucking name was that by the way?-- looked back down at your shoe
>"Well, I am very happy to meet the three of you," he said. "It seems like the Lord has blessed me by allowing me to witness more of what this world has to offer."

>>29492956
"Yeah, the three of us are a pretty big deal," you said, casually inspecting your fingernails. "But what about you, hot stuff? You don't seem like you're from around here."
>This was the second step
>You needed to make the bull think you were interested about him as a person by getting him to talk about himself
>This was usually the most trying part of getting some fuk but you were sure you'd pull through
>"You're right, I'm not from here," Anon said, picking up your other hoof. "Before I found myself in this land, I lived in a city called Acre. Before that I spent a number of years in a city called Vienna, and before that I lived in a land called England."
"Oh, so you're a traveler huh?"
>The smile on Anon's face turned a little more rueful
>"My travels usual begin with me wanting nothing more than to stay where I am, but in the end I find the destination enjoyable. I suppose I have God to thank for that, however."
"And have you always been a blacksmith?"
>"In my youth I was an apprentice to a smith, but my true calling was to protect pilgrims on their way to the holy land."
>The bull deflated slightly
>"Since I have no way to return to Acre or the Kingdom of Jerusalem, I can no longer protect God's flock. So these days I busy myself with preaching the word of God and working metal."
"That's really interesting," you said, only half-listening. "Isn't that right girls?"
>Holgien bobbed her head up and down, but Helen just stared at the bull, her eyes narrowed
>"So you were a soldier or something?" she asked
>Anon picked his head up and looked over at her
>"I was, and still am, a knight of the Holy Order of Solomon's Temple."
>Both you and Holgien made impressed noises, but you couldn't help but mentally roll your eyes

>>29492962
>If Anon here was anything like the "knights" here in Equestria he was probably nothing more than some eye-candy in armor that got passed around by the nobles
>Still, you wouldn't mind pulling some armor off of him yourself...
"And how did you get knighted?" you asked, trying your hardest sound interested
>Anon was quiet for a moment, poking at the frog of your hoof with a finger
>"When I was still an apprentice smith many of my brothers went north to visit the grave site of a saint so that they could pray for them on their feast day," he said, getting a far-off look in his eyes. "Most of the castle was cleared out of our knights and sergeant-at-arms, and only one knight patrolled our walls. A local lord, hearing that the castle had emptied out, decided to send some soldiers to ransack the castle to see if he could steal any of our Order's treasures."
>Heh...
>Ransack...
>You'd bet your teats that it was just some scuffle by two prissy bulls…
>"Since the lord did not wish it to be known who had attacked the castle he had ordered his soldiers to slay any that they found in its walls," Anon continued, just a bit of anger coloring his voice. "I was alone at the castle's smithy, repairing a broken sword that my master had given me that morning, when I heard screaming."
>His grip on your hoof tightened just a bit
>Aw...
>The poor thing must have gotten some pie or whipped cream in his hair during the "battle"...
>Or maybe he got hit with a pillow too hard and was still mad about it...
>"When I heard the one knight screaming for aid I picked up a hammer and I made my way toward the sound of his voice. For two hours we fought off the enemy, until word was sent to the rest of my brothers and they returned to smash them in the rear."
>Wew...
>You bet those colts smashed each other in the rear…
>Guard-stallions WERE known to swing both ways
>Which was AWESOME

>>29492969
>"The lord that attacked our keep was found out and punished, and for my actions I was risen to the rank of knight."
>Once again, both you and Holgien made impressed noises
>Holgien had to elbow Helen, but soon all three of you were acting like this colt was bigger deal than sliced bread
"So you were a big help in the battle?" you asked
>"Aye," Anon replied with a nod of his head. "I felled forty-two men with my hammer, though I nearly died for my efforts."
>He pointed at a few scars on his chest, shoulders, and stomach
>Scars that, if you didn't know any better, looked like arrow and sword wounds...
>"But it was in God's design that I live to preach his word and protect his people."
>You nodded your head
>Alright...
>That's enough talking...
>Time for step three
>Getting dat fuk
"That's really great," you said, giving him a pat on the head
>Carefully pulling your hoof out of his hands, you pushed yourself off of the work bench you were sitting on and stood up
>Anon, his nose scrunched cutely, looked up at you
>You grinned
>Now you just needed to seal the deal...
"So, Anon, since the girls and I might be here for a day or two, I was wondering if you'd like to go out to dinner or something?" you said with a little bounce, making sure your teats clapped together. "It's the least we could do to thank you for helping us with these horseshoes."
>The other girls stood up and made their way over toward you, their chests puffed out and their hips swaying
>"Yeah, and maybe after that we could have a bit of fun~," Holgien purred, giving the bull a heated look
>Helen giggled as she placed a hand on Anon's shoulder
>"The three of us are a little backed up," she said, wiggling her hips and giving his shoulder a squeeze. "We'd be happy to spend the next couple of days rocking your world if you let us, cutie~"
>Anon looked at each of you, confusion etched on that cute little face of his
>After a few moments you could see his eyes widen in realization
>There we go...

>>29492978
>Now all he needed to do was say yes and you'd have that pretty little face of his mashed up in your--
>"Oh, I apologize, my ladies but I cannot," Anon said, inclining his head
>...
>Wat?
"Wat?"
>With a grunt, Anon rose to his feet
>"Those of my Order cannot partake in pleasures of the flesh," he explained. "So, while I appreciate your interest, I cannot."
>...
>Bullshit!
>This colt is a buttslut if you've ever seen one!
>Frowning, you looked at your girls
>They were also frowning, looking none too happy with the bull's rejection
"Are you sure?" you asked, leaning forward and pressing your teats against his chest. "Me and my girls would be happy to empty those no doubt big balls of yours."
>Grabbing you by the shoulders, Anon gently pushed you away
>"Thank you, but no. God has chosen me for a higher purpose, and I will not betray his love and trust by breaking my vows."
>He smiled, and you could feel your frown deepening
>"But, if you'd like, I'd be more than happy to read some of the Lord's work to you," he offered. "I could--"
>...Alright
>It looked like you had to go to step four
>If the bull said no, use intimidation
>And if that didn’t work you’d need to use force
>Not a lot, just enough to get him ready to go
>Placing a hand on Anon's chest, you have him a hard shove
>Anon was a heavy bull, but you nonetheless managed to push him against the two other girls
>Clearing your throat, you smiled again
"Come on, Anon, don't go and be a stick in the mud," you said, taking a step forward so that he wouldn't run away

>>29492982
>He’d probably be fussy at first, but you were sure he’d be happy for the fucking by the end
>No matter what a bull said, they liked it when a cow did this
>They liked you taking control, holding them down and fucking them
"All you need to do is have a bit of fun. Is there anything wrong with that?"
>"I am a man of the cloth, my child. My only task on this earth is to preach the glory of the Lord," Anon said evenly
>You and the girls chuckled
>Oh, this silly, silly bull…
>He didn’t know what he wanted…
>It looked like you and the girls needed to show him...
>Taking another step toward him, you pressed a hand against his chest
"Look, I'm trying to be nice, but here’s how it’s gonna go. The girls and I are going to have a little fun with you, you're going to make our shoes, and we're going to be on our merry way."
>You pushed him against Holgien, giving him a meaningful look
"We can do it the easy way or the hard way, and since I'm such a gentlecow I'll let you make the choice. So, what's it gonna be big boy?"
>Anon sighed, looking around his smithy
>"Then I suppose I will have to defend myself," he said calmly. “May God be with you.”

>Be Bonbon
>You were walking down the street, humming a little tune to yourself
>Your day filled with candy hoers/secret agent shenanigans were over
>What was left of your afternoon was yours to do whatever you wanted with
>But before you could go home and eat that entire bucket of ice cream in your freezer--no you DIDN'T have a bucking problem-- you first needed to go and see Anon
>You knew that the sweet colt was going to the orphanage today to read to the little ones, so you had decided to bring him all of your leftover candy so that the kids could have something sweet to snack on
>It wasn't the hundreds of bits that Anon racked in for them every week, but you liked to think it helped a bit
>And who knows? Maybe Anon would talk you into going to the orphanage to play with a few of the kids?

>>29492990
>Humming a tune to yourself, you made your way toward Anon's smithy
>"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!"
>You and half of the ponies in the street jumped in surprise as a cow-like bellow tore through the air
>The noise was immediately followed by what sounded like fighting coming from Anon's shop
>Your eyes widened
>Holy horse apples! Somepony was attacking the local apelien!
>Feeling panic welling up inside of you, you raced toward the shop as fast as your little hoofsies could take you, ready to burst in there to protect that sweet, kind stallion
>But, as you drew closer, you could see there was no need
>Two heifers, looking worse for wear, tore out of the shop as fast as their hooves could take them
>They were followed by another screaming, bloodied Taur, who was holding her backside as she ran
>"Fucking, fucking, FUCK! You damned crazy colt!" she yelled, running past you
>Your nose scrunched up as the smell of burnt fur began to fill the air
>You looked over your shoulder to watch the minotaurs running
>The one holding her rump had a burn mark in the shape of a horseshoe on her left butt cheek
>You cringed
>Oh you didn't want to be that filly right now...
>Looking back toward the smithy, you could see Anon, his hair a little ruffled, making his way out of his shop
>In his hands was a red-hot, glowing rasp
>A quick look at his face showed his expression was less than friendly
>Wew...
>You really, REALLY didn't want to be that filly
"Anon? Are you alright?"
>Anon watched the retreating Taurs for a few moments before his gaze settled on you
>He smiled, his features softening

>>29485615
>>29485685

I feel like Treehugger is a good addition to most herds.

As much as some anons don't want to acknowledge it, having a herd probably gets pretty stressful. And Treehugger is like the least stressful pony in existence.

>>29492995
>"Oh, hello Bonbon," he said with his usual politeness
>You trotted toward the silly colt, poking at him with a hoof
"Are you okay? What happened? Did those heifers attack you?"
>Anon's smile widened just a hair
>"Those girls and I just had a slight disagreement," he said. "I tried to be rational about it, but they were determined to let God be the judge."
>You eyed his rasp
>He followed your gaze, chuckling
>”Though, since it was three against one, I decided to even the odds a bit,” he said, waving around the rasp
>You stared at it, then at him, then finally at the retreating Taurs, who were already halfway out of town
>...
>You nodded
“Alrighty then…”

>>29493005
Alright, I'm done

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>>29493009
you magnificent bastard.

>>29493009
I love it. Best thing you've written since Nord Anon imo.

>>29493009
Really loves this new Anon character of yours.

The only thing I'd nitpick at, is that I find it a bit hard to imagine a single untrained blacksmiths apprentice defeating 42 soldiers in combat, one after the other. Other than that, it's really good, story wise.

Inb4 where do you think you are

>>29492990
>>"Then I suppose I will have to defend myself," he said calmly. “May God be with you.”
kek

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>>29493009
10

>>29493288
Anything is possible with God on your side, anon.

>>29492936
UU
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>>29491429
I'd read it.

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>>29493009
amazing

>>29493246
i wish he would finish axe anon

>>29491215
>Starswirl is overused.
>There needs to be more wizards of legend.

Yeah, come on. Let's hear about the exploits of Meadowbrook, Eastern unicorn!

>>29493009
I love this story.

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>"-So Rarity, I was just thinking that for today maybe, you could hold yourself back, refrain from some of your more... Coltish tendencies."
>You scoff at the end of her bumbling rant, that was also trying spare your feelings.
>It didn't work.
"Hmph, Twilight after all this time as my friend, you're seriously telling me to not be true to myself? Finally admitting you don't think I'm a 'real mare' are you? Just because I like fashion and spas? Just because I like romance and courtliness? Just be-"
>"Rarity I'm not talking about any of that, that's perfectly fine. But when it comes to stallions you expect them to treat you like... Well, a stallion!"
>You titter softly.
"Oh darling you're exaggerating, and besides, I'm merely being a forward thinking, progressive mare, trying to make things more equal between the sexes."
>She gives you a flat look. "Rarity most mares who want to treat stallions as equals do so by thinking they're just as capable as them, that they don't need to be coddled. Not to try and get their special treatment."
"Well then, isn't it lucky that there's a few mares like me seeking to grant such splendid treatment to us as well, rather than just wanting colts to become a bunch of marely brutes."
>"....Rarity, you insisted that a Prince should open a door for you."
>You turn your head to the side.
"Never the less, I refuse to lower my standards of etiquette when it comes to how I wish to-"
>In turning your head, you also catch sight of Nonny in the other room.

>>29493448
>The handsome stallion, like something straight from a romance novel.
>Well, not one of the mainstream romance novels.
>Rather ones from your collection. Of an Equestria with the opposite gender roles. Of hunky alien visitors. Of Amazonian islands where stallions are thrice the normal size. Of scarred stallion knights in shining armour...
"Oh... Very well then, I suppose I could reign it in, if it might help Nonny to fall for a pony... Especially if that pony were to be me..."
>You sigh, resigning yourself to the fate of not demanding to be treated like the fairer sex for a day.
>"Thanks Rarity, but don't worry, it won't seem too bad once you're actually with him. Seriously your mane could be on fire and everything would feel just perfect. Especially cuddled up in his arms..."
>She shivers softly. "Uh, anyway, have a great day!" She leaves your residence and store.
>You let out a deep breath, and then spray a little perfume on your tuft, curl your eyelashes up some more, run a tube of sparkly pink lipgloss over your lips, and run several brushes through your mane and tail, before dressing yourself in your latest peach and fuchsia ensemble, a matching large hat and walking about town dress, and a stylized satchel of essentials for any well prepared mare.
>You trot out with a spring in your step.
"Monsieur Bravo, a pleasure to meet you again, you look positively lovely as usual."
>You bow towards him and tip your hat, meaning every word.

>>29493009
bovids are cloven hooved. I didn't think they were shoed like perissodactyls

>>29493460
>"Mademoiselle Belle, the pleasures all mine." He rolls his arm several times in front of him, before bringing it to his midsection and bowing low towards you.
>You can't help but chuckle at the display, and fan your suddenly flush face with a hoof.
"O-oh Nonny, I didn't know you spoke Prench, or that you were so impeccably mannered... Well, I know things will go marvellously today then, as I'm going to be teaching you all about manners, chivalry, how one is supposed to treat a-"
>"Oh don't you worry Miss Rarity, I know all about that."
>Of course he'd be used to 'the babes' bending over backwards for him.
"Well let us be going then my dear Nonny."
>You smile as you approach the front door, about to open it and step aside for him to pass.
>But with lightning speed he gets there first, opens it, and bows his head while gesturing to the open door with his other muscular arm.
>"After you Miss Rarity."
>You giggle and stamp your hooves in place as a big smile breaks out over your face.
"Oh Nonny you tease, such a charmer..."
>You elegantly trot passed him and out into the big wide world, with him soon following.
>You can't shake the smile on your face, nor would you want to. You take a deep breath, ready to throw a disarming compliment his way, colts love when they come from out the blue.
>Now what to pick, his mane, muscles, clothes?
>"That outfit looks great on you, you must have spent a long time making it."
>There's a hitch in your step as you blush lightly.
"Oh why thank you darling, yes it's uh, something I'd been thinking about for a while now. To be honest I was a little worried all the fuss with the hemline wouldn't be worth it."
>"Oh trust me, it was definitely worth it, you look like a million bits."

>>29492516
I'm pretty sure they're just the herd's stallion.

>>29491259
This would be great. Anon and Incog. The local mares assume from the start that as predators, they're going to be extremely aggressive and competitive to each other. When their friendship is approximately similar to Fluttershy and Rainbow's, or Rarity and Applejack's, they can't quite readjust their expectations.

Except for Fluttershy, who understood their body language right from the start, and knew that they're perfectly chummy. But she can't quite speak up enough to explain it to the others.
They're having so much fun with their hijinks to "get the two to get along," after all.

>>29493477
>You giggle once again and try to shake the red from your cheeks and regain some poise.
"Wh-why thank you Nonny I... Thank you ever so much."
>Unless you're talking to someone explicitly about fashion, or one of your mare friends, it's rare that you ever get complimented.
>It's just not the done thing for a stallion to do.
>What you wouldn't give for the timberwolf whistles the colts get so angry over.
"So Nonny, I was thinking of a spot of brunch, would you care to join me?"
>"I'd be delighted." He answers with no hesitation.
>You smile before feeling a light drop of moisture hit your muzzle.
>You scrunch up slightly before feeling another.
>Ah, a light shower, no matter. It merely gives you another chance to act like a proper gentlemare.
>As you begin to unfasten your satchel for your jewel encrusted brightly decorated umbrella, Nonny moves closer to you, your fur being lightly brushed with each step, as he holds out a huge black umbrella over the two of you.
>Where was he even hiding that?
"Oh my, thank you again Nonny, you're just full of surprises aren't you?"
>You titter as you feel so elated. Did Twilight set this up without your knowing?
>Did he find one of your more choice romance novels in the boutique?
>Is he just naturally treating you so chivalrous when you're the one supposed to be treating him?
>He shields the two of you from the pitter patter of the light rain as you head into a lovely little place you frequent.

>>29493496
>Once more he teases you by opening the door first and allowing you to enter.
>You head to a table after removing your hat, and wait for him to move opposite you, so you can move his seat out for him with your magic.
>But instead he strides up behind you, taking hold of a chair, and pulling it out FOR YOU.
"Th-thank you Nonny."
>You take a seat, hoping he doesn't think poorly of your big marshmallow flank bulging out from your sides as you do so, and he tucks you in towards the table.
>While you're a little dazed from such chivalry, you're aware enough to still do the same for him as you had planned.
>When the waiter; trying to make his ball bra jiggle to earn more bits, comes over after you've both had a moment to look at what's on offer, you wait for Nonny to order first.
>"So what would you like Rarity?"
>You half smile, giddy over the way things are going, but now starting to become a little wary as you're in public, over what others might think of you.
>Might they think you're taking advantage of him?
>Or that you're a stallion beater and he's behaving exactly as you want him to out of fear.
>You quell those thoughts, and instead focus on having a lovely time with Nonny.

>>29493513
~~~~~~~~~
>As you go to take out your purse, Nonny places a single stack of bits on the table.
>You knew that as he was in Celestias favour, to put it mildly.
>She had been sending him a stipend, but you never thought he would try paying for the meal.
"Oh Nonny, no no no you put that back, I'll pay for this."
>You try levitating the coins back to him, but he takes them from the air, and plants them back on the table.
>"Sorry little lady but I insist, and when Nonny insists, ha, ho!"
>He flexes a few times as he steps quickly around the table.
>"Nothing can stop him! He, ha!"
>In two movements, where you're pretty sure he must have teleported you it was so fast, his hands gently held around your body, and then you're stood in front of the door.
>With him holding it open once again, and your hat repositioned on your head.
"W-well, if you're absolutely sure Nonny, then thank you, that's very generous of you."
>You hold your head up high as you trot outside to find the shower is over, but puddles remain, one directly in front of you down the steps.
>You'll show Nonny just how much you appreciate what he's been doing.
>Not just by being courtly, but by committing a great sacrifice...
>You take a deep breath, closing your eyes as you unbutton the beautiful about town dress you had spent weeks on to get just right.
>Elegant and stylish, but still quite at home in a rural town.

>>29493528
>As you steel yourself to take your dress off, and billow it out to float on top of the offending puddle below, opening your eyes you instead see Nonnys enormous black t-shirt on the ground.
>This would obviously be a strange sight in itself, and a first for Equestria.
>Except Nonny's still wearing it, laying on his side, posing with his fist against his cheek.
>He's laying on the dirty ground, hiding the puddle that's soaking through his clothing, and yet he looks more model like and regal than anything you've seen in a fashion shoot with the greatest of settings.
>You bite your lip as you look side to side, ponies along the street whispering to each other and giving you disapproving looks.
>Oh...
>Oh to Tartarus with them!
>You hop up onto him, your tail brushing against his face before you hop back off.
>You're going to be talk of the town for months.
>An evil stallion abusing mare.
>But the fantasies he's fuelled will last for decades.
>Worth it.

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>>29493477
>>You giggle and stamp your hooves in place as a big smile breaks out over your face.
Damn that's cute.

>>29493540
~~~~~~~~~
>The two of you relaxed in the park for a long while.
>Your elegance and refinery seemingly abandoned as you find yourself being a stuttering tittering little filly.
>He even picked for you the best flower he could find, and slid it into your mane.
>Perhaps your last thoughts on what you felt like were wrong.
>You feel...
>Colty...
>You blush and wriggle in your seat.
>He'd taken to gently holding your hoof as he spoke with you, until you decided to go somewhere else.
>Perhaps you weren't sure how you could wrap this up.
>Perhaps you wanted to try making it feel more like a date.
>Perhaps you wanted to admit your feelings to him in a way where you could deny them if he didn't reciprocate.
>But in the end, you decided on a karaoke place.
>You were going to sing for him 'When a mare loves a stallion', but just like the other times, he got there first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lye2LuaNJXA (Oh let me be, your hot monkey)
>And after the fire that broke out from the stampede of mares, you didn't get a chance to.
>Still, you had a splendid time bouncing in his arms, your lips perhaps not so subtly leaving a few pink marks upon his clothed chest, as he ran from the ruckus.

http://pastebin.com/u/CaptainAnonymous

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>>29493558
That was great, Rarity was adorable and I would like more.

>>29493009
Nice work, I like it on multiple levels.
Only complaint is that to my understanding, cloven hooves need a completely different type of two part shoe from horses.
Then again we've seen working bulls (Apple Family Reunion off the top of my head), Anon probably shoes them too.

>>29493580
>>29493475
Oh, somebody already mentioned it.

>>29493558
It was really heartwarming and satisfying to see Raritys dreams come true.

>>29493558
This is perfect. Honestly I would love more of this Rarity part, but I understand we need to keep moving on.

>>29493558
this was absolutely adorable, great stuff Captain

>>29493580
>>29493475
>>29493589
Stupid question, but do cows really need some sort of metal shoe like horses do?

>>29493246
I miss that story.

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all i can think about is how hot it would be to emaresculate celestia in front of all her little ponies

>>29494605
Milk cows or steer (the boy-cows we turn into meat)? No. They wander around fields and eat grass.

Working ones, like cart or plow pulling oxen? Usually worth it to shoe em. And obviously I think that extends to long marching minotaurs.
(Though farm ponies obviously pull their own plows.)

>>29493288
most common troops were just uppity farmers sons given minimal training and weapons. I doubt he could have held against hardened soldiers but a raiding force raised at the last minute to go loot an empty castle was proabaly not filled with a lords finest host of soldiers.

In fact I would say it probably would have been pulled together from men they had on hand and placed under the command of a trusted soldier/knight/lords son. Especially during the crusades when many of the most skilled soldiers went to defend/reclaim/sack the holy land

>>29493558
Great stuff

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>What stallion would ever be interested in a colty mare like me?

>>29493448
I have forgotten how fucking hot was Vilma. 10/10 would breed.

>>29492978
>>That's enough talking...
>>Time for step three
>>Getting dat fuk
Bitch.

>>29493558
GOOOOOOOOOD!

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Would a mare be surprised by how possessive a human can be?

>>29493005
>>29493558
I fucking love it.

>As you sit at the bar nursing your beer, Applejack hops into the seat next to you and orders a cider
>"It ain't as good as our cider, but we're out of season right now. I'll take bad cider over good beer any day."
>You shrug
"I never really cared too much about the taste, just that I get a good buzz."
>The two of you sit quietly together, the only noise being your sips, and her tapping hooves
>She seems nervous, she keeps glancing between you and her untouched drink
>Whatever it is, it must be pretty big if it's got Applejack worried
>She's the toughest girl/horse you've ever met, on Earth or in Equestria
"Is something on your mind, AJ?"
>She looks up to you, putting on a brave face to mask her feelings
>"...Would ya like to get hitched?"
>Okay, that wasn't what you were expecting
"Hitched? Like, married?"
>She nods, turning back to her glass and tracing the rim with the tip of her hoof
>"Ah don't really care for datin' and romance stuff. Colts are usually real soft and sensitive, ya gotta figure 'em out."
>"Yer not like the other colts, Anon, Ah get you. Ah'm gettin' a bit on in age, need to start thinking about startin' a family."
"I don't really know if we could start a family together, AJ."
>"Twilight doesn't think our species'll be an issue, says it ain't nothin' a little magic couldn't fix."
>A raised eyebrow from you, and AJ catches that she's probably said too much
>"N-not that I've been going behind your back or anythin', Ah just asked outta curiosity's all."
>She swallows nervously as you take another sip of beer
"This is kind of a big ask, AJ. I like you, but not even five minutes ago I thought we were just friends."
>She deflates
>"So, that's a no then?"
"I didn't say that. Just that it's a big ask."
>She perks up slightly
>"Ah suppose it is...Ah'll give you some time to think on it, okay?"
"Thanks, AJ."
>You pat her back, and she lingers on the contact for a moment before heading out
>You take another sip of beer
"This beer tastes awful."

>>29495611
>Coco has a small frame compared to other earth ponies
>Anon teases her about it, saying she's cute
>"I-I'm not tiny! I'm compact!"

>>29496497
Perfect dick taking size

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>>29496396
daww

>>29496497
>Despite her small size Coco is still far stronger than Anon
>Anon lets her take charge in bed to boost her confidence

>>29496629
>>Despite her small size Coco is still far stronger than Anon
i dont know if i believe that

>>29491921
Hey! Are you talking shit about rice?

>>29496396
I'd like to see more of this to be honest.
Cynical characters are something of a rarity in this thread.

>>29496745
How best to say this? Coco is comparatively weak compared to earth ponies because her talent isn't directly associated with physical labor. In fact making clothing requires little physical effort; she isn't going to be kicking down trees any time soon. Enhanced strength and endurance is still an inherent earth pony trait though, no matter who you are. Even CHEERILEE can break clean through a wall if pushed hard enough.

>>29496855
>What is cartoon physics

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>>29496497
Then it's clear we need to make her bigger

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>>29497152
EXCELLENT
COMMENCE THE BREEDING PROGRAM

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>>29497152
Oh my.

>>29497152
Damn, how'd she break her nose?

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>>29497152
"Rarity, I accidentally, um...promise not to be mad?"
>"Of course not darling, you can tell me anything."
"I um, I got Coco pregnant."
>Rarity tears the fabric she was working with.
>"'Accidentally'?"
"I didn't know I could get ponies pregnant!"
>Her eyes glow green and her horn lights up like a torch
>Her magic grabs a mareequin pole
>"IT'S GOING UP YOUR ASS, DARLING!"

>>29497166
that sounds pretty normal gender roles to me anon

>>29496547
"Applejack, I like a lot of neck support in my pillow, so I hope you're prepared."
>"F-fer what?"
"Spread your hind legs."
>"...yer serious, aintcha?"
"Yup!"
>She blushes up a storm and starts breathing heavy, but complies
>You lay down on your back and rest your head on her belly between her legs
>You wrap them around your head
"Goodnight!"
>"...Anon, what're ya doin?"
"Trying to go to sleep, but my pillow keeps making noise!"

>>29497171
>in RGRE it's OK to get another mare pregnant first when she isn't in your herd
>in RGRE it's OK to get any other pony besides the alpha mare pregnant first
>>>/mlp/mp/

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>>29497152
She does have the hips for it.

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>>29497185
>>You lay down on your back and rest your head on her belly between her legs
>>You wrap them around your head
That actually sounds pretty damn cozy. And her teats would even add extra cushioning while her nethers keep your neck warm, it's perfect.

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>>29497195
She's not the one for breeding.

>>29497195
I want to give coco many beautiful children