>be you
>be pegasus
>be 18-year-old turbovirgin fresh out of Cloudsdale high
>go to Wonderbolt Military Academy
>your MOS is recon corps and you meet your commanding officer and your drill instructor
>your CO is Spitfire
>your DI is also Spitfire
>you realize you are utterly fucked
>try to be the best most well-behaved little shit to impress her
>no matter how well-behaved you are, everything you do pisses her off
>"WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING QUIET"
>you stutter "I-"
>"I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH."
>this goes on for a week and you're so confused and stressed
>one night she calls you into her office, she looks steaming mad
whatisitthistime.mp3
>as soon as the door closes, she gives you bedroom eyes and very softly tells you to come hither
what do
>>29484525
>Rape
>>29484525
Pork her so hard that pig becomes an acceptable part of every mare's diet.
But OP is still a faggot.
Do what she says, obviously.
>>29484525
>>be you
>>29484540
>MOS, CO, DI, recon,
whaaaaaaaat?
>>29484525
play dead
>>29485469
that's not how it works, retard, you're supposed to soil yourself
>Come hiter
>Smirk
>Caress her fur, sensually
>Hug her
>Whisper in her ear "ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO WIN AGAINST /cdf/, YOU STUPID LOSERS!!!"
>>29484525
All females in the military are sluts. I woyldnt be surprised if there were 3 other dudes in Spitfires office waiting to run a train on her.
>>29484525
File a sharp complaint.
Visit jag about maltrearment.
Visit behavior and health.
>>29484525
Also wtf. How do you have an mos that is a corps.
You dont say cavalry core is your mos when youre a 19d
>>29485505
Which is kind of weird, considering every dude I know who joined the army came back married
I want to hug this pony
>>29484525
I can only imagine what will happen next. Care to elaborate?