Would you?

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would you?

Zebras are the twinks of the equine world, so fuck yeah.

>>29484205
Punch you in the nose for being a faggot? Yes.

>>29484205
Why would you fuck a horse? What are you? A degenerate?

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>>29484956
damn son

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>>29484956

>>29484956
You could clean the mare afterwards

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>>29484956
Do zebras have bigger dicks than horses, donkeys or mules?
Zebra are from Africa so....

>>29484956
>Another zebra walks up for her turn.
zebras mang.

>>29485018
Zebras are smaller than horses.
But they blow bigger loads as you can see.

>>29485024
>But they blow bigger loads as you can see.
Indeed, they average about a litre of jizz per ejaculation.

>>29485024
>But they blow bigger loads as you can see.
the volume is the same, it just looks bigger because they're smaller than horses

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>>29485138
That is incorrect, and they're not that much smaller than horses anyway.

>>29485269

>jerking of zebras for science and getting paid for it

Jelly desu

>>29485269
>Manual semen collection
What did they mean by this?

>Woulding a stripe

>>29485886
http://www.roanokeai.com/manualcollection.pdf
probably

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>>29485886
>you will never manually collect the semen of a wild animal from the african savannah
>why even live

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>>29484205
If I wanted to fuck a donkey, I'd just go for Octavia.

>>29486782
>/mlpol/ in a nutshell

>>29486782
I wish Weaver were still doing pony so he could draw Chavtavia × Ice Pack.

>>29484976
>>29484993
>>29484999
>>29485018
>>29485024
Anyone have a link to what was posted.

>>29487790
It was literally a gallon of zebra spunk pouring out of a zebra mare

>>29487808
Do you have a link?

>>29485018
I remember reading somewhere that zebra dicks are considerably thinner than regular horse dicks, but the vags are pretty much identical.
So Horses use their flared tips to remove as much competing cum as possible, and since zebras can't to that as efficiently they have to compensate by having massive loads and just try to zerg rush the cervix.

I don't remember where i read this so it's very likely bullshit, but it was a pretty hot and steaming read.

>can't speak
>no pastel cartoon color palette
>no cute anime bug eyes

Nah.

>>29487808
>>29487817
I second this.

>>29488281
It's literally on Youtube you lazy faggot.

>>29487817
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1419/05/1419059341204.webm

Warning: Splooge

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>>29488309
with this kind of content i wonder why there isn't more zebra porn greentext
thanks for the sauce

>>29488298
Oh I'm sorry anon let me just go on YouTube and search up "gallons of cum seeping out of a mares pussy." Is it under all the videos of you and your father?

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>You will never lie under the mare and have her cream pie all over your face as another stallion lines up for a turn.
Why even live?

There aren't enough real horsegasms. The only two horse cum facials I've ever seen were either super low quality or the other one was some gay fat fuck bullshit immediately after the horse finished.

>>29485269
So basically, if you fuck a Gray's Zebra mare, she will drown you in spooge.

>>29484205

/pol/ memes aside, would zoologists consider sexual intercourse with a Zebra to be getting horse pussy?

>>29488468
More to the point, do they have the same muscular control over their vaginas that is so widely attributed to Horses?

>>29488309
Wow, that is a lot of cum.

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>>29488309

>>29488309
thanks mate...a throbbing gristle at this hour...

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>>29484205
I'd a zebra.

>>29489063
Sauce?

>>29489063
>dock piercing
muh dick

>>29489069
It's shydale, my man.

>>29488333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA-pKH6sHD8
Your welcome.

>>29489190
>zebra pussy thumbnail
>video containing one mating and a bunch of women creaming their panties at the sight of zebra dick.
I feel lied to.

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>>29488309
Thanks based anon i need that

>>29489898
>a bunch of women creaming their panties at the sight of zebra dick
They wanted to be that mare, the sick fucks.

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>>29488439

>>29489991
>8 off
kill yourself

>>29487934
>zerg rush the cervix
im fucking dieing anon

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>>29487934
>zerg rush the cervix
My fucking sides

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>>29490100
unf

man, was he givin her some love bites, too?

>>29490100
MMMOOODDDSSS

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>>29490128

>>29490100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgQEuPw942c

>>29484205

only animal i'd actually think about fucking would be anything equine. Horse pussy is the best. Winking and gushing and plump juicy clits.

can't go wrong.

>>29490128
its just national geographic.

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>>29490100
And this is why I ERP with realistic horse genitals.

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Zebras are my number 1 fetish since High Tail Hall.

>>29490622
What was the name of that zebra?
She was my favourite. We need a crossover with her and zecora

>>29490917
Tanya Winters
I didn't even have to look it up, fapped my dick raw to her back in the day.

>tfw hth 2 is stuck in furry porn game development hell forever.

>>29491038
>stuck in hell development
to be truly stuck, you'll have to be developed

>>29488309
that is a lot of semen

>>29490498
It's bad so feel bad!

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>>29491135
no! i will feel good because is hot!

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>>29490012
I, uh... I'm not sure you really belong here, Anon.

>>29490100
damn, those Mods are being such fags this week

http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1487/23/1487232883751.webm

>>29493652
old 4chan
>everything allowed except child porn
4chan today
>OMG HORSE PENIS DELET IT YOU SICK FUCK

>>29488333
>>29487790
>>29487817
>>29488281
>not using 4chan-X in [current year]
Why would you do this to yourself? In the age of archives?

You faggots should be grateful there's someone here like >>29488309 willing to spoonfeed you.

>>29493667
4chan was never synonymous with /b/

>>29493667
I miss old /mlp/ where there was an actual irl mare and filly vag general.

dude came through with the newest content of literal horse fucking and winking pussy. It all went away post-faust

>>29493837
Faust ruined everything if you think about.

Aren't zebras niggers

Fuck no

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>>29490622
>>29491038
My darkest of niggas.
>tfw into equine porn before MLP made it popular

>>29493788
>4chan was never synonymous with /b/
friendly reminder that horses mating is on child learning channels.

>>29484205
Not doing a zebra would be racists.

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>>29488309
NOICE

>>29484205
I would rather not fuck African pone thanks. That's Zecora for all you uncultured fucks

>>29484205
I would rather not fuck African pone thanks. That's Zecora for all you uncultured fucks.

>>29484205
I would rather not fuck African pone thanks.

>>29494465
i want to suck on that huge winking clit so bad

>>29494465
If a mare presented to me, I would

>>29489069
Extra zesty ok?

https://derpibooru.org/1250802

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>>29494498
>dat dock piercing tho

captcha: METRO HOLE lel

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>>29494465
someone hold my beer!

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>>29490622
Wtf you know about High tail hall???!!!

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>>29493887
muh nigga. i found the show because horse porn got really popular and it used to be hard to find.

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>>29494709
>Drawn to the show by the porn
I think you and I could make good friends. We have a lot in common.

>>29494465
nice

>>29494491
A mare presents to you
You are with company.
Wd

I remember having to use horse anatomy books from the public library to get off to horse genitalia way before the internet was for the general public

and I just found out that within my family tree, I'm related to Justin Morgan, the guy who "created the Morgan breed of horse
this explains why I love horses so much and why I've been a horsefucker all my life

>>29495899
>"Oh shit I just remembered I have something to take care of. Thanks for coming! Fuck off!"

>>29495899
>"Oh shit guys, she's preparing to attack!"
>"Quickly, run away. I'LL take care of this myself!"
>wait til they're out of sight
>immediately begin disrobing and kiss the mare on the mouth

>>29496050
>generational horsefuckery
Its things like this that make me wonder what 2060 horsefuckers would be like.

>>29496677
They would be actual horses.

>>29496683
Wat? you mean we found a way to breed with them by then?! Man, I wish I could be alive by then

>>29496677
>>29496699
HOLY SHIT DUBS COMFIRM IT!!

>>29484205

>>29494498
>>29489133
speak of the devil

https://derpibooru.org/1364528

>>29498152
That ass is outstanding.

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>tfw you know excatly what was posted even though you didn'y see it before it was deleted
>tfw you've gotten off to it multiple times

Just how far gone am I?

>>29498232
You're in the right neighborhood, at least.

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>>29484205
Zigger butt
https://derpibooru.org/446491

STRIPES

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>>29488309
mmm

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>>29496683
>>29496706
I want to have computers put my mind put into a pair of breeding horses so I can experience both roles simultaneously. Maybe Switch® mind with a mare and let her use her human dick to mount me.