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Pinkie Pie Thread

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>Pinkest day of the year
>No Pink thread
Let's fix that
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I just got this as a Valentine's Day gift from my mother. Please tell me everything you know about Pinkie Pie. I don't know anything.
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>>29478680
>She's the element of laughter
>Is friends with everyone in town
>Plans parties
>Works at a bakery
>Is pink
>Talks a lot
>Best ass
Those are just the essentials, really. You'll learn over time.
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>>29478680
1: She's a pony.
2: She's pink.
3: She will be your best friend no matter what, and lives to make your smile.
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Got this coloured recently.
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>>29478843
U got that right.
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>>29478612
Which is worst?

Igneous Rock Pie has his way with her.

She dies from heart failure/ overwork.

No episode of Pinkie for Season 7.

You have sex with her only because she can't say no.
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>>29480820
I can deal without any episodes if it means she'd be safe, and I wouldn't fuck her if she didn't want it. If I was forced to fuck her in this scenario, I could at least make it as quick and painless as possible.

That leaves the first two. It depends on when the heart failure would happen; if it happens while she's old, then the daddy rape would be the worst. If not, then death would be worse.
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>>29481124
This is the most thought out response I that came across with this question in question.
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>>29480820
>No episode of Pinkie for Season 7
I don't want the writers to turn her into a bland, predictable shit like they did with Twi and Flutter.
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tell me cool things about her? i'm going to do my research. i was hoping she was the coolest character. she seems like the party pony.
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>>29478612
can i bang her sisters too
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>>29481368
>she seems like the party pony
>i was hoping she was the coolest character
Yes.
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She is my waifu and I will love her forever, nobody can replace her
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Pinkie is best pony
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whats your favorite thing about Pinkie Pie?
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>>29482906
She saved me from committing suicide
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>>29482934
I feel that feel too, bro.
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>>29482906
She'll try. Doesn't matter who you are, she'll try to make you happy. She might miss the first time, but she'll figure it out eventually.

Our world is pretty cold on that front.
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>>29482906
She is secretly a fucking genius. Watch the episode Party of One
She also got hips for days

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>>29482934
Me too, it's so hard to feel sad with best waifu
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>>29483139
genius =! psychopath
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>>29483157
Opps sorry that was a bit of a non sequitor i know. Just reccommending a great ep. Griffon brush off shows hints of her intelligence, the flying contraption in particular
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i think i understand now. fate brought us together because i am most like pinkie pie...party pony princess. my soul is pink and my desire to bring people together with love and possibly gatherings!
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>>29478680
>tumblr
nice try
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>>29483385
i didn't feel like re-naming all the photos. to quickly get the photo on my comp i upload it to my tumblr drafts on my phone then go on my computer and drag it from my comp. i named the pinkie pie one.
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>>29484188
This image seems lewd
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>>29484438
ponk is not for sexual
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>>29484916
You know for a fact she is
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>>29487176
She might be just like any other being.
But let's keep it appropriate.
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Anyone have the image on this monitor?

Google reverse image search = useless
Crop then Google reverse image search = useless
Derpiborou = useless

thx
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>>29487954

Thanks. Ponkhorse too cute.
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Did somebody say Ponkhorse?
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>>29488661
Yeah, >>29488557 did.
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what can a girl do to be more like pinkie pie? besides turn into a horse
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>>29488744
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>>29488744
cease to exist
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>>29488903
i bet pinkie pie wouldn't say that to me
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>>29488744
She can turn off her name, stop acting like a faggot and lurk moar
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>>29488960
okay i'm lurking and it seems like its definitely about the horse factor too. just trying to understand. i want to know the best ways a female could participate in this fetish.
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<3 i love her. twas a magnificent gift.
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>>29489288
8/10 would spank

Yours is pretty good, too
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>>29489703
Do you need attention/affection?
Don't do anything you'd regret later, just saying.
'Member we're here for you.
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>>29489288
You're not Pinkie-chan, stop trying to be.
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>>29490440
Don't be to harsh, it's just a human being looking for thier place in the universe.
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>>29490812
Their place is not on 4chan if they're namefagging, and their place is not in a character-dedicated thread if they just want to post about themselves.
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>>29490824
I like how you filled my shell of an argument with your opinion just like the picture got filled with colour.

Still, she I assume is just a lost soul. I'd consider helping and not bluntly hating.
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we need more ponkhorse
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>>29489024
>fetish
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>>29490860
Thanks for being understanding. I am new to this and was never interested until I got my first plushie on Vday.
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>>29491288
Some of us are here for lewd pics. Some are here just for normal art of ponk.
Personally I'm here because I genuinely love ponk for what she is, I don't care that much for
>fetishes
But if you need any help feel free to ask.
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>>29491288
New to the fandom as a whole, or camwhoring? Watching some Pinkie episodes, or just the show in general, would get you a long way to understanding ponk, much more than what some awkward autists can tell you.

>Vday
But that's not until May
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>>29491476
New to the fandom as a whole. I've heard about it but never looked into it until on Valentine's when I got my plushie. I wanted to ask some of her biggest fans so I came to this thread. I've watched a few clips so far of her but not full episodes yet.
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>>29492057
you want my advice, drop the name and post Anonymous like the rest of us. There's a reason all the other posters ITT are Anonymous. Names make you look like you're trying to be a special snowflake.
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>>29492057
You must be new around here.
Well that's just purrfect.

What questions do you wanna ask?
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>>29495060
If you want tips, like other anons above have said, people don't like names around these parts
Well, unless they're warranted (IE. You need identification, are delivering content, etc.)
Also, lurk (read threads without posting) alot, it helps you get a feel for the board culture and just culture of 4chan in general, since you seem like a total newfag.
And remember, 4chan just might not be the website for you. If you're a normalfags. If not you'll fit right in just don't post that you're a girl on /r9k/.
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>>29495134
fine i will stop posting here! just wanted to say high and be apart of but also don't want to bother you all if you hate how i'm posting. me and my plushie will go to /s/ or something. love you bye
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>>29495171
Sorry, didn't mean to seem aggressive, was just saying anons tend not to like that and may be dicks (even bigger dicks than I apparently accidently was?)
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>>29495198
>Sorry, didn't mean to seem aggressive
Don't worry, you weren't.
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>>29495171
>posts ass on public forum
>can't take the gentlest of suggestions for fitting in

Either ruse or retard.
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>>29495171
Wait!!
The fetish posting is in the plush thread here===>>>29477208
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>>29495171
The post you responded to in such a sour tone is probably one of the most constructive, polite, and informative posts I have ever seen on this board. It rates very high up on this site as a whole. If THAT was insulting to you, you may need to consider a different online community.

I mean, I can't make you go anywhere on the internet. I can only make a suggestion. Much like the ones you took offense to.

moar ponk
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I want Pinkie Pie to give me a collar and make me her bitch.
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>>29497143
What the fuck did you link there, Anon?
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Gib brombds :DDD
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>>29497824
Are these your lets plays?
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>>29499286
Alright then, m8, I'mma be real with you. These aren't good. I opened up two of your videos, and both times you sounded utterly unenthused to be there. Not only that, but your droning voice and slight slur were totally off-putting. You might be a really funny dude, or have something insightful or esoteric to say about whatever you were playing, but I won't know because nothing was signalling for me to stay. Work on your enunciation, tone, and presentation. And if you're going for something specific with this style of delivery, signal that in other ways through editing, maybe open up with an out-of-order clip that's funny so we can tell you're doing a bit. As it is, I just don't have the energy to invest listening to what you've presented me with.

Also, posting your completely unrelated videos in a thread about something else is a bad look.
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>>29499384
Addendum: Your delivery doesn't have to be presented through editing necessarily, if you can open up with something funny that fits that style without breaking chronology, that will also work.
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>>29499462
Then you are a faggot.
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>>29499672
>Contradicting me while providing evidence I'm correct.
Top kek, m8.
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>>29499709
And I have Bipolar Affective Disorder. When I realize or have it pointed out to me that my condition is negatively affecting something in my life, I work to change it instead of allowing it to define me. Being Autistic does not prevent you from looking up technical ways to improve your speaking and presentation, Anon. Maybe they make it harder, but not impossible. And if you overcome that difficulty, you will be even better for it than someone who didn't have to.
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>>29499800
My place is whatever I want it to be. It's up to you whether or not you take my advice, but if you reject all criticism and retreat from challenge, you will forever wallow in mediocrity.
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>>29499800
Another thought, my Autistic fellow Ponkbro. My critique was not designed to hurt or discourage. If that was my intent, I would have been much harsher, and not told you any ways you could improve. You posted the links to those videos, so you obviously have some interest in others seeing and appreciating them. If you continue this path, you will hear much worse from others who will actively desire your failure. I respected your attempt to self-promote enough to take a few minutes to offer my thoughts, rather than just following my initial impulse of calling you a faggot and telling you to kill yourself for posting your shitty lets plays in a ponk thread. Those others will simply do that. They will tell you to fail. I am not telling you to fail. I am telling you to succeed. If you can't handle someone telling you to succeed just because they didn't also kiss your ass in the process, you are destined for the failure those others will wish upon you.

Also, I will stop lecturing you like a child once you stop reacting like a child.
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>>29499384
I like btr. He's sincere and mild and doesn't pretend to be excited like other let'splayers. Btr is good. Btr stays.
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>>29499924
forgot my pink
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>>29499932
I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're not him.

There are three possibilities regarding enthusiasm, Anon:
>1.) A let's player who is not enthused but pretends to be.
Fake and gay.
>2.) A let's player who is not enthused and does not pretend to be, or who is enthused and pretends not to be.
Boring and gay.
>3.) A let's player who is genuinely enthused.
I am advocating for 3, not 1. Also, enthusiasm=/=excitement. You don't have to be squealingly happy, just don't sound like you'd rather be doing something else. BTR sounded, to me, like he'd rather be doing something else.
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>>29499959
It's alright if you don't like him, but he's good.
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>>29499969
I am merely advocating for things that will objectively improve his videos. Everyone can benefit from more practiced diction and directed energy. Notice how I have not advocated he change his style (in fact the opposite), merely pointed out flaws I saw in his existing presentation.
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>>29500053
You're a smart guy, Anon
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So, a gurl came here and we all told her to gtfo. We never found out why did she receive a plushie. But you guys did gave her good advice.

Now a youtuber comes and shows us his shit-ass videos. Critique ensues.

I gotta say, this is the most interesting pink horse thread as of now. But we seriously need some green
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>>29503297
>Always want to write for Ponk threads
>Am a mental retard who takes two months to write most of a sentence
>Have offered to write multiple times; I've delivered once and it was shit
I think I just need to put less pressure on myself. I'm gonna sit here and think of a real simple premise, and I won't post until I have something written.

No one reply to this. Just act like I'm not here.
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>>29503479

>"It's not even worth putting out."
"Pinkie please let me put your hair out."
>You inch closer to snuff the flame on the pink mare's mane, but she shifts away.
>"Don't pay attention to me. Just act like I'm not here."
"You are literally on fire."
>You dive for her toasted tuft and she scoots away in a hurry, dodging your move
>How something so depressed can be so fast you'll never know
>Just some Pinkie thing
"I don't know why you started the fire Pinkie, but you have a lot to live for! Please let me put it out!"
>"But..."
>She suddenly springs to life, producing a top hat and cane
>"WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE"
>Now the top hat is on fire
>"IT WAS ALWAYS BURNIN' SINCE THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNIN'"
>Three hours later the fire department is sprinkling water on the remnants of Sugarcube Corner while a bald Ponk leans her head against your second-degree roasted shoulder in the back of an ambulance as Twilight scolds you
>"What did I tell you about letting her near open flame!?"
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>>29499969
Can you still call it "two in the pink and one in the stink" if they're all going in the Pinkie? I'll bet she even farts frosting.
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>>29503595
I giggled.

Good Job!
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>>29503595
>a bald Ponk leans her head against your second-degree roasted shoulder in the back of an ambulance
I'm just imagining her with the smuggest fucking grin on her face and it's at times like these I wish I could draw
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She'll fuck you so energetically that you'll turn inside-out.
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>>29503479
Yeah, I don't think it's gonna happen. I haven't gotten a definitive idea yet, and I'm busier than I was hoping I'd be this weekend anyway.
I've also realized that if I didn't want to put any pressure on myself, I could've just posted nothing. I guess I wanted everyone to know that someone was working on something.

On the bright side, I do have an idea, I'm just not sure how I'd go about writing it yet. Maybe it'll get somewhere someday.
>>29503595
This is cute, I love little vignettes like this.
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green idea
>Anon is a backpacker in Equestria because fuck staying in one place you're in a magical kingdom
>Along the way meets a travelling Pinkie Pie (age can be decided by writer, i.e. young filly just starting off as a party pony, teenager trying to figure out where she wants her home to be, adult getting some time away from Ponyville, etc. etc.)
>they travel together because two's a company
>hijinx ensues
>can be comfy, adventure, lewd, whatever
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>"hey pink, how'd you make pancakes." You ask the hyper ball of fluff.
"Why, don't you like mine anymore?" She asks looking 99% happy to help and 1% nervous you'll say 'yes'
>"On the contrary, I love them, but I figure if your not around I can make them myself."
"Oh, well in that case it's a super duper easy peasy recipe. Here!" She digs through the shelf picking up a a flour stained piece of paper.
>'1 egg, 1 cup of flour, 1 cup of milk.'
>"Is that all it takes? Wow I need to get myself some eggs then, endless pancake breakfast HERE I COME!"
>god you have an unhealthy lifestyle.

>Pinkie is uncomfortably shuffling her hooves
"i don't mind cooking you breakfast Anon, we have a great time don't we?"
>"The best times!"
>She clears her throat
"Maybe ... I could open up early and make you a 'special' breakfast?"
>Her cheeks are burning red

>"Nah I'm good thanks, seems like a hassle for you I'm sure you'd rather have a sleep-over anyway, cheers for offer though."
>You start to walk away
>Pulling on the door you hear it's jingle when the gears in your thick skull start to turn
>Your palm hits your forehead at mach7
>ANON YOU IDIOT, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!
>you turn back to pinkie
>She's still sitting there, half slightly open ready to call out to you.
>"Pinkie!"
>You bounce over to her
>HOW COULD YOU BE SO BLIND
>Pinkie looks thrilled
>You take her hooves in your hands
>She looks ready to cry and swoon all at once

>"Where do I buy flour!?"

Anon is an idiot.
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I hate you all.
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>>29519259
That's ok, we still love you.
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>>29519259
sorry
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>>29523647
Do as she says
Gently wash her whole body
Profit
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>>29523647
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>>29524887
Oh no
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Ok, the past 19 hours we had nothing but bumps.
What about some discussions/questions/fun stuff?
Let me start.

What are her political views?
What do you think about pinkie's morality?
How would she judge people, by thier apparent intentions or by the consequences of thier actions?
Where's her line between 'I'll try to make them smile, everyone has some problems' and 'they're clearly the bad guys'?
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>How would she judge people, by thier apparent intentions or by the consequences of thier actions?
These don't need to be mutually exclusive, and there's a lot of evidence showing that she does both.

Her general credo makes it clear that she isn't a very judgmental horse. Wanting to become friends with anyone and everyone she meets means she's willing to put up with a lot of shit on the way to understanding those ponies, whether it be her shit or the other pony's shit (see A Friend in Deed). That, along with the gratitude she feels towards the people who have to put up with her own batshit crazy ideas, means she's definitely the type of person who'd give anyone a fair shot on whatever they want to do.
That being said, judgmentalism only extends to incomplete perceptions of things; it's been shown that once she becomes convinced of something, mere words aren't going to dissuade her. Feeling Pinkie Keen, The Cutie Map, and Spice Up Your Life all exemplify this.
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I still fucking hate you all.
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>>29518572
cyoot
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>>29526802
What section is pinkie cataloged in?
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I still love and tolerate you.
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>get previewed of magic DD adventures with ponk
>is only in 2 seconds
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It's weird, Ponk was never that important to me, she wasn't annoying, but she wasn't my favourite either, just somewhere in my top 7-8.
But in my latest rewatch I somehow felt like focusing more at her, and I discovered some aspects that I never considered before, I began questioning her actions and motivations and it made me think about how life in general would be better and more enjoyable if I let a little ponka in my heart.
It may be imagination, but ever since I began approaching life more like Pinks, I think I am happier than before.

Anyway, sorry for blogpost.
Pinkie is a good pony
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>>29528386
[/spoiler]I'm still sorry[/spoiler]
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>>29533286
n-no u
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>>29489703
please continue this is great.

although this is a blue board, if you REALLY want have fun you could move it to /soc/ or /trash/ or something
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>>29535273

Dude, >she left the thread days ago.
>>29495171
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This will get your dick hard.
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>>29536164
I forgot just how fun that episode is.
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Don't let the bed bumps bite
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>>29536164

>no less than two lyras jumping on the right side fo the crowd
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>>29517570
This prompt sounds familiar. Is a good one, too.
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>>29536991
How come you can upload pics? I still get upload error.
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>>29536995
I dunno. It seems to have stopped working now.

Welp, last /mlp/ pic is of qtPie. This is a good end.
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Q U I T S HI L L I N G Y O U R S H I T T Y C H A N N E L

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXUhfoUJjuQ

Q U I T S H I L L I N G Y O U R S H I T T Y C H A N N E L
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>>29539536
ponies are able to communicate non-verbally through scrunchies.
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>>29541691
What a pretty horse.
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>>29536091
I can't open these you fucking faggot
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>>29541906
Sounds like operator error, anon.
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>>29478612
I read that as "you will die in wintertime" wtf?
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>>29541691
Pinkie is pretty
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>>29544544
How?
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>>29495312
> they ponified a pic of teh ass fag meme
What monster is responsible for this abomination?
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>>29524887
DELET THIS
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How do you guys like the stories here written?
Normal paragraph style or greentext?
1st, 2nd, or 3rd person?
Anything else that you like in stories?

I'm partial to 2nd person greentext since that's the style I first experienced here.
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>>29550363
The 2nd person greentext has to be my favorite too. I have no idea why, but it makes me feel welcome.
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>>29550363
2nd person green text
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A party bump
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I found a new animation.

https://youtu.be/nnKC3ruSIR8
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>>29553836

A-Fucking-HEM

>>29551390
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What's the perfect ponk size?
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>>29557028
For me it's something like this one.
>pic related
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Let's head to the bottom of the board and find some shit to stir up...
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>>29561750
Somepony tells me she isn't ponkpular.
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SOMEPONY ONCE TOLD ME...
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>You are looking at your meal
>An egg salad lies on the neat table of the restaurant
>You wanted to do something different, and this is where you ended up
>Now you look at the waiter, not knowing if he is repeled or confused at your sight
"Thanks."
>He makes a motion and leaves.
>You grab the fork and begin eating
>It tastes good. Although you don't like spinach that much, the other herbs and the eggs really make it palatable.
>"HI NONNY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
>You get startled and almost choke
"G--"
>"Ooops, maybeishouldn'tbesoloudwhenyou'reeatingareyouokaydoyouneedahoofareyouchokingpleasemakethesignalifyou'rechoking?"
>You put apart her forelegs and put her down
"I'm fine, Pinkie. You just caught me off guard. That's all."
>"Oh. Thanks Celestia. I shouldn't say hi to ponies- or you- while they're eating. But when i saw you i thought "Hey, it's Anon. What is he doing here?" But then i thought "Well, he is in the restaurant, so he should be having lunch" and then i thought "But wait! Since when does Anon..."
>You hear her while she casually takes a seat in front of you and you resume eating your salad.
>"... And then i thought "It doesn't matter what Dashie said, you must say hi to him", so i said "HI ANON" and here i am!"
>You stare at her while she gives you her usual grin
>"Sooo what are you eating?"
>You look at your half empty bowl
"... An egg salad"
>"Oooohhh i didn't know you liked salads!"
"... Well... I--"
>"Why didn't you order a sandwich or pizza instead?"
"... I don't like flowers, Pinkie"
>"Oh, right. Hehehe..."
>You exchange some seconds of ackeward silence while you keep eating the salad
>You know she dies to ask you the question.
>Any minute now, she will--
>"Anon"
>Here it goes. You inhale a little and expect to get over this quick--
>"Those salads come with flowers, too. And hay. Don't you hate those, too?"
>... wat
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>>29562678

>You look at your salad again. Only a few leaves remain in the bowl.
"Oh, yes. I asked the waiter to remove them."
>"Ohh, i see. Clever Nonny"
>You put the remmaining leaves in your mouth and signal the waiter to give you the bill.
>"Was it good, Nonny?"
"Well, it was something different."
>"That's good. Trying new things help you find new threats! You never know where your next favourite thing may be unless you try it!"
>She gives you that pretty smile of hers.
>She is right, but you are not in the mood to dwell on that now.
>Having paid, you raise up to leave.
>Then you look at Pinkie
>Leaving her here would look terrible, and you know she will follow you anyway.
>You resign to your fate
"Would you like to join me, Pinkie?"
>"Oh, thanks Nonny. Hehe!"
>She jumps from her seat and begins skipping next to you
>... Wait...
"Pinkie, did you have lunch?"
>"Yes, i did! I had some hay sandwiches and a piece of cake"
"... Oh, good then."
>You keep walking through the streets of Ponyville
>You can see the Friendshi Tree Castle as you get closer to it--
>You turn around and go somewhere else
>"Where are we going, Nonny?"
>You think for a moment
"Hmmm... I..."
>You look around and see a store
"I need to buy something here"
>"Here??"
"Yes, here at the..."
>You go inside, only to realize you entered into the Joke Shop
"... This shop"
>"OooOOOOooohhh first salads and now pranks? Anon, you really are acting different than usual..."
>You start sweating as Pinkie just stares blankly at you. Maybe telling her the thruth will be bet--
>"YOU ARE NOT THE REAL NONNY!!"
>She almost punched you with her foreleg while shouting.
"Pinkie! I'm Anon. What the-- Do you know any other human around here?"
>"I BET YOU ARE A CLONE OR A CHANGELLING OR--"
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>>29562836
More ??
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>>29537805
>filthy frank
leave and never come back
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>>29529058
Non-fiction.
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What is Pinkie Pie for?
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>>29562836

>You shut her up with your hands and whisper in her ear
"Pinkie, you were the one who put whipped cream on Twilight's hoof while she was sleeping last month. I had to take the blame for it and then you apologyzed by giving me a batch of cupcakes."
>She begins calming and looks at you
"Now, please act quiet"
>"No, don't worry about that"
>You jerk surprised, only to find the shop owner staring nonchantaly at the two of you
>"She does that all the time. I got used to it"
>"Hi, Mr. Funny!"
>"Hello, Pinkie Pie. Do you need more rubber chickens?"
>"No, not until Saturday anyways"
>"Oh, ok. I'll have some by then. How can i help you, sir...?"
>He motions you for a handshake... Hoofshake... Hand-hoofshake? You raise your hand to greet him
"Anon, Mr. Fun---Aaaagggghh"
>You get a shock of electricity. Both the owner and Pinkie laugh while you shake your hand.
"I should have seen that coming"
>"Oh, gets me everytime. Hehehe."
>"Hahahahahaha"
"Hmmm i need something for..."
>You look around, figuring out what you could buy to actually justify being there
>Also you have to take into account the fact that you are carrying few bits
>All the horse-on-horse pranks you could possibly think are in wide view.
>You grab whatever you have in front of you
>"Oh, the fake glasses. Those cost 5 bits, sir"
>You look at the glasses and try to put them on.
>They could fit perfectly on Pinkie, but you are not a pony, so they are a little oversized for you.
>They fall from your face and you have a hard time managing to catch them as they drop.
>Pinkie just snickers
"Hmmm i guess you don't have them smaller, do you?"
>"Well, the filly-sized ones cost 3 bits. But they might be too small for you"
>You try on the pair the store owner gives to you
>They are a little uncomfortable, but they fit you quite well
>The only problem, again, is that you are not a pony and they don't match your eyes.
>Pinkie still tries to hold the laughter while you stare at her with the glasses on.
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>>29560301
KP has a sfw account?
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>>29520471
>exisiting through no choice or action of its own
Bollocks. They mutliplied by themselves after like 2 tries. Their sole goal in life was to reproduce and continue existence, because they were parasites.
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>>29565572
You said something?
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>>29565572
My wife is for innocent.
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>>29566264
maybe but...
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>>29566418
Joke's on you I'm making a tulpa
>>29566444
Check those amazing digits out! Even dub trips!
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What do you want to see from future Pinkie episodes?
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>>29553994
Somebody done stole my post!
Were this not a Ponka-thread I don't know what I'd do.
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>>29566264
Agreed
>>29566468
I thought I'm the only one here autistic enough to attempt this.
good luck
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>>29566886
What are you using for a base? I'm trying to project pic related.
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Ponka!
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I want Pinkie Pie to suffocate me with her thick and sweaty thighs.
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>>29566633
Before last season I wanted her to get more screentime with Rarity, and I think it's safe to say I've now gotten my fill of that for the time being.
I think her and Flutters make just as good of a combination, and we basically got half an episode of that last season, so a full one for them would be nice.
>>29567376
This would also be nice.
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>>29566918
I'm forcing a ponk, my interpretation of ponk anyways.
I'm passively doing projection
whenever I can.
I also try to actively force at least an hour a day.
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BEST PONY
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>>29567782
THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT TO POST
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https://aryion.com/g4/view/382775
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>>29564381
Marriage.
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>>29564608

Shit, was going to update but i'm dead tired. More tomorrow. Bear with me, i wanted to write down this idea for a long time and only now i decided to do it.
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>>29516494
Thanks Anon. I'm sure... whatver ponko's doing there, it's very assertive.
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>>29572242
She's clearly stressed about this situation. Comfort her a bit and then have an honest talk.
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>>29572242
Take her by the ear and put her with her nose in the corner to think about what she did, followed by a good spanking.
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>>29577900
>cancer fetish
>cancer ship
Take a couple dozen Tylenol and wash that down with a gallon of bleach, you waste of flesh.
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>>29578503

I am shocked at how well this synchs up.

https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.4cdn.org/mlp/1488250493189.gif&v=qeMFqkcPYcg
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>>29572242

"Pinkie, nobody else was in the house at the time, and we don't have any pets. You were the only one who could've taken that shit on the coffee table."
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>Talking to friend
>They're on about how they've really connected with a friend recently
>Sounds like love or something, some sort of deep connection built on trust
>Happy for them
>But also sad
>Have many friends that I like talking to
>But still lack those deep friends I can talk about anything with
>Still lack anyone I can totally let loose with and just be cute with
>get depressed about this stupid shit
>vent here because I don't want to upset my friends, especially when some are going through actual important shit that matters right now

I've failed her, Ponkbros.

So how's your day been? Sorry for the vent, but had nowhere else to turn.
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>>29580123
You didn't fail.
You're just on your way
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On my way to what?
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>>29580977
Look
Life is full of ups and downs.
And even if you're feeling down, getting up is just a matter of the right steps and time.
Noticing that something's wrong is just the first right step.

If you need any help just let me know, I'll be lurking.
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>>29581034
T-Thanks.
I'll be fine I just needed a vent. Usually I deal with my own issues alone just fine.
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>>29581480
Well, just know that there are a few people in here that's willing to listen and talk if you need to, Anon.
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You guys are the closest things I have to friends so ill just dump it all here

be me
grew up in abusive home
got out recently
spent christmas alone
coming up to spring
still utterly alone
still procrastinating. still havent made that mlp self insert oc unicorn fic me from 5 years ago desperately wanted to write
an idiot from college messages me. i saved him from suicide and convinced him to follow his rap dreams. i liked him.
turned out he amounted to nothing once he left college and makes shitty raps. his spark of brilliance is gone because weed is an easy release. did he walk out of an anti-weed political cartoon? he's a lazy tard now and I barely recognize him.
anyway
he suggests we make a game together
i say yes
his rap music and my game making skills
literally just make an i wanna be the guy clone using the engine

be now.
started this project 2 weeks ago
he has made 1 song when i needed 8.
he is lazy
why am i bothering with this shit game
can i sell it with a straight face?
i've never made a game before. closest i ever came were some SMW romhack levels when i was 9.
but i feel like i need to go through this shitshow. i need to cut my teeth on this shit and learn from it. i need to stop procrastinating.
even if releasing this iwbtg knockoff will mean i will be forever known as the cancerous scammer that made I Wanna Be The Fucking Shitty Rapper.
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What should I do, guys? Should I call the project off and go back to acheiving nothing?

Or should I finish this shit game, put the shit music in, amp up the difficulty, and see if I can get known that way?
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By the way, the fic is about my oc meeting pinkie pie. they fall in love. i guess you could call it cringey but we're already fans of children's ponies. besides, cringe is a stupid concept made up by retarded egotistical shitheads that were bullied in school and desperately want to bully other schoolchildren in revenge.
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>>29583571
That depends, Anon: What do YOU want to do?

If you want to make the game and get some pracitcal experience with the game-making process, tell him that if he ever wants this game to happen, he needs to get in gear and make the music.

If you don't want to make the game, tell him and stop working on it.

However, don't give up. You need to believe in yourself, just as we believe in you. We all go through hard times, but we also all have the strength to overcome those times and come out on top.

You can do this.
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>>29583975
Why are you so fucking nice? I just openly said I love Pinkie Pie so much I'm going to write a 100,000 word fanfic about my shitty self insert OC falling in love with her and marrying her! And I sound like a complete bitch! How can you stand there and be so fucking kind to a disgusting and pathetic piece of shit like me?
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>>29583975
I told him to get his ass in gear. And told him I'm getting ALL the revenue from this game, since I'm doing literally all the work. He can make do with the cash he'll get from fans of my game looking up his music and buying it. He needs to get his stoned shitty tiny ass in gear or I'm kicking him off the team, going solo, and publishing my game with shitty original chiptune.

I didn't do any work on the game today, I instead watched some abridged pokemon movie, the only three episodes of an abridged persona series, and I went to the store and got some food. It's late, but I could stay up late and get some game work done if I wanted.

It'd be cool if I could get this game sold during the spring. Would that be good for sales?

And should I put a pony-related easter egg in this game?
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>>29584108
Dude. Chill on the blogposts.
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>>29584108
Just put a little sign in a secret area that says "Thanks /mlp/" or some shit.
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>>29584067
There's no reason to not be nice, Anon. There's already too much anger and hate in the world, so why make more?
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>>29584324
You're... right.
>>29584240
I will, but that new show sucks. They removed all the intelligence that made the original show fun.
>>29584259
DOIN IT
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>letting this thread die
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Ponk is funny.
Ponk is waifu.
Ponk is crazy.
Ponk will cut you.
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>>29587449
Nah she won't.
Ponk is for innocent.
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>>29587903
Ponk is for lewds
And loving after-sex cuddles
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I'm getting too old for this shit.

I sent the rap tard the music message, he didn't reply until just now. He replied,

"Fuck off I'm on ketamine I'm off my rocker" followed by 19 big laughing emojis.

...Fuck this shit.
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>>29588220
I hope he's really sick cause:
Ponk does not indulgence drug use
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>>29588220
He's an idiot and I think I should fire him.

I made a shitty set of sprites for the "Badass gangsta" protagonist, but anyone that can carry a gun and jump can be the hero of this game. I think I should fire him, replace his shit rap with my shit chiptunes, and go solo.
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>>29589248
tail seems a little low for that ass crack to be riding so high but still muh dick
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Finally, those ponkfags are letting this thread die
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>>29590604
you called?
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>looks like thread's gonna end

Well, lads, it's been fun.
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I have finally seen the light my friends. My waifu has changed from Rarity to Pinkie Pie. She is just too amazing to resist!
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>>29592497
congrats my dude.
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Y'all ever worry that you're too depressed for Pinkie? I'm sad nearly 24/7/ You think she'd get tired of constantly having to cheer me up?
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>>29593239
Not at all, Anon. You see, she's probably run into things like this in the past, when she was still on her family's rock farm: Sure, sometimes that rock is just a rock. But do you know what she sees, what she knows you are? A geode. On the outside, it may be gray and sad, but just inside is a beauty, a magnificence just waiting to be revealed and shared with the world. She knows that all you need is a little kindness and care to be someone that will be able to look at the world and say "It'll be alright."

All she needs is a smile, smile, smile, Anon. If nothing else, do it for her. She knows you can.
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>>29593357
Thanks Anon. I always get so afraid of that.
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You all here are so loving and understanding.
This thread is truly worthy of ponk.
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I'm new to this general. You guys get many writefags?
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>>29589626

can't unsee
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>>29594467
About 0.5 writefags at this moment. Don't hope for anything major soon.
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>>29594488
How do you have half a writefag?
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>>29594517
Well, if I said we have one I'd be lying. And if I told you we have none I wouldn't be entirely correct either. Thus approximately 0.5 writefags.
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>>29594538
Well what if I told you you had one writefag who's in the mood to writefag about a silly pink pony right now?
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>>29594538
They press post for 12 hours building up autism
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>>29594546
It would triple our writefag number.
Consider me interested.
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>>29594546
I think that would be wonderful, Anon.
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>>29594980
>>29595748
Sorry for the wait. I was up all night a needed some rest. Anyway I will start writing after I take a shower. This'll be my first time writing for pink horse so be gentle
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>Your head felt like it had been bashed in with a hammer and your ears were ringing
>You also felt as if you had been hit by a bus
>"What is it?"
>You blink your eyes open, but it was all blurry
>"I've never seen anything quite like it before. Is Twilight around?"
>That southern draw, it was unmistakable
>"Well you know what this means!"
>A loud explosion is heard, confetti flying all over the place
>"IT'S TIME FOR A PARTY!"
>"Now settle down y'all. We don't know what this thing here is"
>Finally you open your eyes
>"Hi mister! My name is Pinkie Pie!"
>You put your hand to your head
"Could you please lower your voice. My head feels like it's being beaten in with a hammer."
>Pinkie does her typical over exaggeration and speaks quieter than a church mouse
"Sorry!"
>You sit up
>This place looked familiar but you couldn't place it
>In fact, you couldn't remember much of anything
>All you remembered prior to this was being hit by a bus
>Would explain the feeling
>Were you dead?
>You see a purple pony with wings and a horn fly down to meet you
>Certainly something you don't see every day
>"I came as soon as I heard."
>You both look at each other for a moment
>"What are you? Who are you?"
>You look at your hands
"I have no idea."
>"Well my name is Twilight Sparkle and I'm the Princess of Friendship. I will help you out."
>You noticed that pink one... what was her name... Pinkie Pie!
>You noticed she was staring longingly at you. Once your gaze met hers, she looked away again, as if she were shy or something
>Curious pink dog
>"I'll take him back to the castle for some questioning."
>"And I'll prepare a new Welcome to Ponyville Party!"
>AJ hit Pinkie's shoulder
>"Pinkie! We don't even know if this one here is an enemy."
"I assure you I mean no harm. Like I said, I don't even remember my own name."
>Pinkie horse looked saddened
>"You don't even remember your own name?"
"Nothing. It's all blank."
>"Well I can give you a name. Anonymous or Anon for short. How does that sound?"
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>>29596862
>You could almost feel it in your hands
>You liked it. It fit.
"Thanks eh... Pinkie Pie?"
>She smiles and giggles
>"Yep! That's me!"
>"Well if we're done wasting time, let's go to the castle. I have some questions."
>You walk back with Twalot
>Out of the corner of your eye you could see Pinkie looking back at you
>She sure was a strange little thing
>The castle was amazing
>You had never seen anything quite like it
>It stood tall on a thin base, like a tree almost and was entirely made of crystal
>Looked like some cheap toy bait a greedy company would try to market to little girls
>You step inside and follow the purple horse to a room
>That's when you noticed it
>In one of the reflections of the crystal you saw your face and behind that was a dimly shinning halo
>You really were dead huh?
>You sit at a table across from purplenerd
>"What are you?"
"A human."
>"Human? I've never heard of that species before. Do they all come with Halo's above their head?"
"No. It's a popular part of our mythology. Though I guess it's not a myth anymore... basically a lot of human's believe that when they die, and if they were a good person, they get a halo and wings. Though I guess I wasn't good enough for wings."
>"Where did you come from?"
"I don't know how to say this but... I think I'm from another world. When I died my soul must have landed here."
>"That's quite a story."
"I'd understand if you didn't believe me. You can hold me here till you trust me if you don't believe me."
>"Well I do want to run some tests on you."
>Just like that, you're hooked up to all manner of sensors and gadgets
>She couldn't seem to touch the halo though, her hooves just kept going through it
>"Nothing about these readings seems odd. Do you really not remember anything?"
"Not about my life no. I just remember being hit by a bus and then waking up here."
>"A bus?"
"Do you ponies not have cars and things here?"
>"I've never heard of a car."
>Just then a knock is heard on the door
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>>29596960
Not bad. Bit of a morbid premise, but what better pone to turn that premise in its head than Ponka?
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I like this, feels fresh.
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>>29598368
I promise it won't be too morbid. And you're exactly right. A little smile, smile, smile is just what any story needs.
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>>29596960
>"Twilight are you almost done in there?"
>"What is it Spike?"
>"Well it's just you've been investigating him for a while."
>She hadn't realized it, but between the time it took to get the equipment, hook you up, get the readings, and put it all back, they had been in there for over and hour
>"Fine. I suppose I can let you go for now. But please don't do anything to make me regret it."
"I won't Princess."
>You walk back out and see a blue Pegasus zipping through the clouds at an alarming rate
>This world was full of strange things
>"Look out!"
>Before you know it, you had a face full of cyan pone and were on your back
"Ow."
>"Sorry. Guess I got a little carried away with that last trick. I'm Rainbow Dash. You must be that new one everypony is talking about."
"My name is Anon and I'm a human thank you very much."
>"Save that boring egghead stuff for Twilight."
>Rainbow looks curiously at your head
>"What is that thing on your head?"
>You look up to see she is point at your halo, glimmering a dull gold
"It's a halo. In my worlds mythology a halo signifies-"
>"I said leave that boring egghead stuff to Twilight!"
"Not a fan of studying are you?"
>"Heck no! I'd much rather be flying in the sky. Studying is for eggheads!"
"That's just your opinion."
>You look from behind RD to see a familiar Pink pony hoping along, three bags hitched to her back full of party supplies
>She catches you looking at her
>"Don't look! It's supposed to be a surprise!"
"Sorry, sorry."
>Just as she goes to her destination she gives you a little wink
>A peculiar pony without a doubt
"Well Rainbow, can you answer a few questions I have?"
>"Like what?"
"Where is this place? What is this place? How come horses talk? And fly? And do magic?"
>"This is Equestria. Ponyville to be exact. As for your last three questions I'm not sure. Do ponies not talk where you come from?"
"I can't remember."
>"Well they talk here. Anyway, I've got to get back to perfecting this new trick."
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If this thread can be kept alive for a little while longer, it'll have another writefag, if not just for a few posts. Might be a while, though; Kinda lack the self-discipline to sit down and just write.
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>>29600667
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>>29601498
Bump??
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New thread
>>29599219
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We need conversation to replace the lack of image bumps
What attracted you guys to Pinkie in the first place? What made you like her so much?
For me it's because her character was an archetype that I either loved above all others or utterly despised (depending on how it was executed) and I'm glad to say that they pulled her character off in the right way, cheerful but not too cheerful, hopelessly optimistic but in the very best of ways. Though what cemented her forever for me was Party of One and Pinkie Pride, seeing her have fears and self-doubt just made her character even better than before
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bump for green
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>>29478612
Worst. Fucking. Pony.
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>>29602085
Nigger.
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>>29602090
Her short songs were neat and unique in the beginning before music was common.
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