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She has dozens of nannies. She has no trouble doing both

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>>29477885
I spent the day alone, surrounded by happy couples
They say there's someone for everyone but I firmly believe that's a crock o' shit

>>29478936
I spent the day playing Battlefield, ate some mashed potatoes, then realized I missed the garbage pickup today.

I could die right now and not even notice nor care.

>>29478947
I went to school and got to listen to my economics teacher talk about how capitalism is falling and communism is on the ride while the rest of the class cheered. My ears started ringing with helicopter sounds and I've been in a sour mood ever since

>>29478975
Wow

You need a drink.

>>29478986
I do but I have homework first

>>29477885
>"I couldn't help but notice that you're alone today, Anonymous."
>"I don't mean to sound rude, I understand."
>"This is a whole new world, you're an alien here."
>"I can't imagine how difficult it must be to adjust when everything is so different than what you're used to."
>"There's somepony out there for you, I know it in my heart."
>"I also know that being alone on Hearts and Hooves day can be difficult."
>"That's why I've come here, to offer you my company."
>"I'll be your waifu for today."
>No, no, Shiny is just fine with it."
>"He cares for you just as much as I do, he'd be here too if you were..."
>"Nevermind that, what do you say?"

>>29477885
Dammit lovehorse, where is my hookup?

>>29479078
>implying this whole board isn't

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>>29479078
>"He cares for you just as much as I do, he'd be here too if you were..."

If I were what, Condense? Where's Shiny? I'd like for him to be here, as well.

>>29479087
>>29479097
>You're sandwiched between Shining Armor and Cadance in bed
>You have an arm around each of them, their hooves are wrapped around you
>Cadance's body is pressed firmly against you, but Shining Armor is maintaining a little space between you and him
>Her lips are locked with yours as he peppers her neck with kisses
>When she breaks away, a gentle nuzzle from the other side turns your attention to Shiny
>He looks nervous, you can tell he's worried about pushing your boundaries
>You gently kiss the side of his muzzle to help calm his nerves
>He brushes his lips against yours, and when you don't pull away he pushes ahead
>The kiss begins with innocent pecks, but he soon takes the invitation of your open mouth and slides his tongue inside
>As his tongue thoroughly maps out the interior of your mouth, he pulls his body closer to you
>You can just barely feel the tip of his erection brushing against your side
>Once again he's moving slowly to feel out your comfort zones
>You decide to press the issue; you bring your hand down from his shoulder to the small of his back, and pull him tightly against your side
>He gasps into your mouth as his dick is suddenly engulfed in the combined warmth of your bodies
>He breaks the kiss and pulls back
>A lot of the stress and worry seems to have left his face, but you can see he still needs some convincing before he knows you're 100% on board
>Cadance giggles before reaching across your chest and kissing Shining herself
>Judging by the moisture on your thigh, she must have enjoyed the show
>You gently stroke their necks as they continue their kiss
>You've got a long night ahead of you

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>>29479925
Fuck. I should get out of the house and hook up with someone one of these days. Not so gung-ho about another dude if he isn't a pony tho...

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I drew a love princess for the holiday! This seems like as good a place as any to share it.

>>29479925
>ywn be sandwiched between 2 beautiful ponies
Why haven't I killed myself yet?

>>29479925
please continue! or is the pic of the snadwich already got green?

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>tfw seeing how happy her and shining are together low-key gives you hope for IRL relationshits

>>29482164
It's a work of fiction, Anon.

Our women don't work like the ones in Equestria. Marriage is meaningless now.

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>>29479097
>>29479925
>you will never be their husband

>>29481794
Maybe someone else will continue it, or maybe take the idea and write something new from scratch.

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You're ok, peetzer horse

>>29482335
>Anon is good friends with Cadance and Shining Armor
>He bemoans his inability to find love
>They decide to help him
>After several failed dates, Cadance decides to cut the bullshit and bring out the magic
>While Anon is out on a doomed dinner date, she uses a spell to find the most compatible pony for him
>Her and Shining are surprised and delighted when it says that his soulmate is the both of them
>Knowing that Anon comes from a predominantly monogamous world, and not being completely sure about his sexuality, they decide to move forward cautiously and try to gently guide him into their bedroom

>>29482578
>ordinarily, ponies go into their 'season' during the warmer months: thus ensuring that, when they're ready to meet their foal for the first time, the air is sufficiently warm, and plants fit for a herbivore's diet are lush and plentiful on the ground
>Cadance, however, is quite literally one-in-a-million, in spite of several awkward adolescent memories
>Cutie Mark magic runs deep: of course the Pegasus soon-to-be Princess of Love would find the height of her own 'season' to be during the colder months, along with the ancient Hearts and Hooves festival
>...and of course the Crystal Empire happens to be located in the coldest, most inhospitable, outer-most edges of Equestria
Funny how things work, huh.

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Incoming green!
>You are anon, human in Equestria, currently living in the Crystal Empire after realizing what a constant shit show Ponyville was.
>You make your way across the open court of the Crystal Empire's central square, crystal ponies thronging around you eagerly and excitedly, your normally lethargic pace forced to a brisk walk by the crowd's momentum.
>Ponies chat with one another loudly and excitedly, thickening the brisk air with their overlapping cheery chatter and gleeful musings.
>You can't help but hear the sound of hooves twinkling on streets of polished crystal. The ritual hasn't even begun and already the streets are brightly lit, a warm glow eminating from beneath every hoof.
>You Crystal Palace towers overhead as you reach the edge of the mass gathering of crystal ponies at its base, each of them smiling excitedly up at the open balcony of the palace, where the Crystal Princess and Prince wait.
>Princess Mi Amore Cadenza raises a hoof and drops it calmly, at which every denizen of the Crystal Empire kneels to the floor, their dedication and affection for the kingdom charging the very streets beneath them with the power of love, a blinding light flowing through the crystal below as its carried to the Crystal Heart beneath the palace, charging it with the magical energy that allows the kingdom to stand against the violent winter storms that ravage the remainer of the Northern realms.
>You kneel as well, though the crystal beneath you doesn't glow in response. You stand out enough as a human in Equestria, and though you don't share the citizens' mindless devoiton to their princess, you'd prefer to blend in enough to not be an outcast. Still, ponies around you seem to notice the lack of illumination beneath you and silently glance at you with worry or derision.

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>Thankfully, the annual ritual is quickly over, and after a short speech from the princess that
you don't bother listening to, the ponies begin to make their way back home, laughing and cheering about how full of love the kingdom was this year.
>You yawn and stretch, pausing to let most of the heavy traffic pass you by. As the crowd thins, you turn to make your own way home, but are suddenly halted by a pair of guards.
"Ummm... Can I help you?"
>"We are under orders to escort you onto castle grounds. Your cooperation is appreciated."
>You tense up as the stallions lead you into the interior of the Crystal Palace, up its spiraling staris and down its wide, polished halls.
>You feel slightly unnerved, but mostly resigned. You've enjoyed the Crystal Empire, but it was always clear that you didn't belong. You've been expecting to be sent away, though you'd hoped it wouldn't be quite so soon.
>Still, at least you get a nice tour of the castle while the guards escort you to whatever dignitary is going to tell you to be on your way.
>Still more, you've climbed so many stairs that you think your ears have popped and the ear is
getting chill again just from the elevation. Just how far do these ponies plan on dragging you?
>"Through these doors, please."
>The guards stand on either side of massively tall crystalline doors, embedded with ornate carvings and twinkling gemstones. You frown as you reach for the large crystal ring linked to one of the doors, grasping it to pull the door open.
>You're surprised at how light the crystal is, opening easily and quietly. Still, you can't help but think about the ponies' lack of hands, and wonder how many mouths have grabbed that ring today.
You wish Equestria had discovered hand san.

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>Stepping through the door you enter a wide and tall-ceilinged drawing room, clear windows
covering most of the far wall, lighting the room with bright morning light that shimmers across the multi-hued crystalline floor and the carved stone furniture.
>A long table with many chairs and two plates of half-finished breakfast sits at room's center, the rest of it filled with a multitude of sculptures, paintings, book cases, sofas, and knick-knacks that are likely magical artifacts. Any normal room would appear cramped, but the sheer size of the chamber makes it look almost spartan despite its furnishings.
>A soft noise draws your attention to one specific object in a corner of the room near the windows.
>A crib.
>Stepping towards it, you find a tiny foal rustling restlessly within its blankets, murmuring sweet nonsense and baby babble.
>You reach out to boop, but notice just then that the foal has both a unicorn horn and a pair of wings. The baby is an alicorn.
>As a door opens to one side of the room, you draw your hand back swiftly, realizing that you'd almost been caught handling the royal baby, Princess Flurry Heart.
>You spin swiftly, prepping your best dismissive excuse about swatting a fly from the crib, but your mind goes blank as you see the pony that just entered the room.
>The long curls of her nearly neapolitan mane sway gently in a blend of gold, rose, and violet, her purple eyes peering over a scroll that a quill swiftly scribbles across, each of them held in the grasp of her cornflower blue magic.
>Finishing her writing, the pink-coated pony glances up, her eyes widening as she notices you.
>"Oh! You're here!"
>Her surprise gives way to a gentle smile as she rolls up her scroll and levitates it and the quill to the table before letting the glow from her horn die.
>Her wings rustle lightly as she steps towards, nodding.
>"Welcome, anon. I appreciate your coming on such short notice!"
"...Uh, hey. I mean, uh... No problem, Princess. Mi Amore Cadenza."

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>The princess only giggles at your failed formality.
>"Please, in matters like this, Cadance is fine."
"Matters like this?"
>The princess trots past you with a smile, but a hint of sadness in her eyes.
>"I saw you during the Hearts and Hooves Day ceremony."
>You shuffle restlessly as the alicorn reaches into her crib, cooing as she tends on her daughter.
"Yeah, I guess a human stands out in a crowd of ponies."
>"That had nothing to do with it. And I wouldn't have called on you just for standing out."
>You frown, a little annoyed and wishing she'd get to the point and send you off.
"No?"
>"No. I didn't see a human in the crowd this morning. I saw one of my citizens that had no connection with the Crystal Heart."
"...Come again?"
>Turning from the crib, Cadance moves through the door she entered from while motioning for you to follow with a tilt of her head.
>"The Crystal Empire is kept safe and strong by the power of its citizens' love. On days like today, that celebrate love, the Crystal Heart resonates with the love in the hearts of everypony in its presence."
>You follow Cadance through the doorway and into her bedchamber, much smaller and rustically furnished, imported cherrywood and marble furnishings breaking the monotany of crystal. Your appraisal is interrupted as she stops and turns to face you, frowning sadly.
>"But when the streets were aglow with the love flowing from everypony today, I saw a dim spot in that glow. There was no light beneath you."
>"Yeah, well... I'm not a pony?"
>Cadance smiles sadly.
>"Again, that has nothing to do with it. As long as there's love in your heart, that love's warmth will connect to the Crystal Heart."
>You grow uncomfortable as you realize what she's implying.
"I get it. I'm not contributing to the defense of the empire."
>You feel angry, though you're not sure you with. Cadance purses her lips, eyeing you with concern.
"I understand. I'll leave."

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>"Stop!"
>Cadance's tone comes out lost between a royal command and a friendly plea. She trots around you, moving to block the door, and shutting with her magic for good measure.
>"I don't want you to leave. That's not it at all. Certainly, as the princess of the Crystal Empire, its safety is important to me. But there's more than enough love here to power the Crystal Heart."
>Princess Cadance smiles, seemingly warmed just with the thought of her loving citizens, but as he gaze meets yours, her frown returns.
>"But more the empire's defense, I'm concerned with it being a place worth defending. And that means ensuring the happiness and well-being of my subjects."
"...And?"
>Cadance sighs in exasperation and steps towards you with a look of pity.
>"And, (you) are one of my subjects.
>"...Are you not happy?"
>If you were uncomfortable before, you're now discovering what social anxiety feels like.
"I... I don't know. I don't really think about how I feel. I just get through my day like most people."
>The mare gives a small grunt, as though its painful to hear you speak.
>"Anon, it's important that you're happy. For you. To me."
>You sigh in exasperation. You enjoy these pollyanna ponies, but not when they're judging you for not having as rose-tinted an outlook as they do.
"Well, if I'm being honest, all of this holiday focus on love doesn't really help my happiness any. I'm sure basking in your subjects' adorations is wonderful for a princess, but for me, it's just-"
>You stop yourself, too annoyed and tired to carry on.
>The slender alicorn ruffles her wings in the silence, letting a moment pass before speaking.
>"I understand. If the Crystal Heart isn't connecting to you, then that means there's no feeling of love. That's why I called you here today. To let you know."
>Princess Cadance speaks warmly and quietly, moving closer still as she places a hoof on your shoulder.
>"You are loved."

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That's all for now, I need to get to sleep. I'll pick it back up tomorrow. Does /love/ want this green to go comfy or saucy? Either's fine with me. Open to other suggestions as well.

>>29483327
I say whatever feels like natural direction for you to write in. If it's going to get lewd, let it get lewd, just don't force it in a direction you don't think it's destined to go.

Regardless, you have my attention, and I could see this going either way

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Is the nightmare over yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auUPqxI1vqg

>>29483250
>>29483274
>>29483286
>>29483303
>>29483312

Ok my man. From what I have read so far I can say that you at the very least have great pontential. You are either a VERY good novice, or a fairly drunk pro, or something in between. Whatever the case; you're good. The only errors I see are in format (you broke off lines a few times, so what should have been green was white) or wrong words (ie: he instead of the) or maybe a missing word. Your grammar is great, you can tell a story like a pro.

This shit is top notch. I just hope you can tell a story about fucking a mare (and maybe her husband) in a believable way.

>>29483440
>(and maybe her husband)
I sure hope so

Her aunt may be muh waifu, but Cadance and her husband are still good ponies nonetheless.

Maybe it's bittersweet post-S2 blues, maybe it's that she's too plain nice to actively dislike, maybe it's the painkillers I'm swimming in because of this damn cold, but I think there's more to Cadance than an airheaded, pretty pink pony playset princess.

HI ANON pony is for friendship-love I guess.

>>29483327
>comfy or saucy?
WhyNotBoth.mex

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>>29483327
>Cadence story
YES PLEASE

>>29483327
>comfy or saucy?
Both please, but more importantly, please write more.

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>tfw Shining Armor will never fuck you into his wife's pussy
It hurts

>>29484547
>not helping them conceive Flurry by stimulating Shining's prostate with a hard and loving ass-fucking, eventually causing his sack to visibly contract as he lets loose the largest load of horse cum he's ever given directly into his fertile wife's womb.
>not rubbing and placing kisses on Cadance's midsection for a job well done as Shining's seed takes

>not helping them with their finances
post the screencap

>>29484632
I am also in need of this

All these years later and I still remember what a great thread that was

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>>29484632
>>29484638
Shit, nevermind, I forgot I had it

>page nine
This thread must survive

>>29485457
This.
Caddy green comes rarely, way too rarely than it should.

Where the fuck do you think you're going

Get the fuck back here

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>>29485457
>>29485918
>>29486374
Yes, this does beg the question, where ARE the cuck-, I mean cadencefags?

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Writefag here. Thanks for keeping the thread going! Off work and working on dat green. Order up soon.

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>>29477885
I hate her so god damn much

>>29487079
You're a pimp and a philosopher

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>>29487079
YEEE

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>You stare in stunned silence at the equine princess, her lavender eyes shimmering as she smiles warmly.
>What the fuck is this.
>You shrug off her hoof, glowering as you move past her towards the door.
"Yeah, I'm sure you love all of your citizens, and they love you. That's not really love, princess. That's just nationalism or some shit. If you think otherwise, then you may not understand what love really is."
>Princess Cadance furrows her brow as she follows after you.
>"You're wrong!"
>As your hand grips the crystalline ring on the bedchamber's door, Cadance's sky blue spell grips your hand, staying your retreat. With a frustrated groan, you turn to face her once more.
"I think I see what's going on here. Does it bother you that much knowing that one of your subjects might not unconditionally adore you like the rest?"
>The pink pony princess looks genuinely angry for a moment, but bites her tongue, taking in a slow steady breath before speaking.
>"I won't deny that it would make me happy to know that you loved me. Everypony's happy to be loved. But I'm not going to ask that of you. I already know that you're a kind and honest person, and beyond that, there is only one other thing that I demand of my citizens. I don't require that you love me, that you fight for the Crystal Empire, or even that you power the Crystal Heart. Love your neighbors and I if you can find it in your heart, or don't if you can't."
>"All that I ask is that you know and understand this. You. Are. Loved."
>Her words are said slowly and loudly, strong and certain with a tremor hinting at the strong emotions beneath them. Her eyes gaze into yours intensely, seeking a sign that her words have reached you.
>Seeing her so focused, you're convinced that it's truly important to her that you believe she loves you, but you're still unconvinced that means to her what it does to you. Still, her speech stirs a faint sadness in you, and you're unsure which of you you're feeling it for.

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>Any introversions you might have are swiftly dashed as the alicorn princess reaches her hooves out to you again, this time pulling you gently into a soft and warm embrace.
>Something like a panic is sparked in you as long-buried emotions begin to surface, a faint hopefulness and a longing sadness warring in your suddenly racing heart.
>With more force than intended, you push the princess away.
"D-Don't. Just... don't."
>The hurt and surprise on her face as she staggers back makes you immediately regret it. You open your mouth to either apologize or justify yourself, but instead only speak silence as her glistening eyes make your protests falter.
>Cadance blinks, suddenly looking not hurt, but overcome with conviction, and in an instant she's leapt towards you again, wrapping both her forelegs tightly around you as she pulls your body and hers together, her wings following as they fold around you back, holding you firmly against her in a desperate embrace.
>You stumble back as the weight of the princess is thrown against you, your back meeting the door behind you through the thin curtain of feathers as her wings shift against you.
“Princess, what are you doing!?”
>She doesn't answer, instead burying her muzzle in your shoulder with a faint whine as her hooves pull even tighter around you.
>You can barely even move your arms with her wings pulled so tightly around you, but you manage to grasp her sides, trying to urge her back more gently this time, but try as you might, she continues gripping you tightly, the blanket of her wings warming the whole of your body as her soft coat presses against your chest, the delicate barbs of her feathered wings rubbing against your arms, and the silken girls of her mane pressed against your cheek.
>”Shh... Please, don't fight me. You don't need to do anything. Just let yourself be loved.”
“Cadance...”

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>Your heart skips as the minutia of her embrace entrance you. Her breath is warm and gentle on your shoulder. Her sides shift with ever breath she takes, rising and falling under your hands. Her chest beats firmly against yours.
>”Let me love you.”
>Part of you is still angry and upset. Emotions you've long struggled to keep in check are swelling inside of you, and though you make another half-hearted effort to push her away, the other half is already resigned, and your futile resistance only causes Cadance to cling to you more tightly.
>As your emotions build and your heart races, you lose any ability to offer physical resistance, devoting the whole of your efforts towards freezing those emotions and stifling the building storm in your heart.
>”You are loved.”
>Your struggled resistance is rendered moot as Princess Cadance's next words melt your defenses and your hear completely.
>”Anon. I love you.”
>You almost believe her. Do you believe her? Regardless, the feeling of her warm of her body clinging so eagerly against and around yours has left you unwilling to do anything but let yourself take refuge in this brief moment of bliss.
>Your mind is screaming that you're being tricked, that this isn't real, that this won't last. But your heart is forcing out all thoughts, devoted wholly to this moment like an oasis after a long drought. You find yourself speaking anyways.
"You barely even know me, Princess. How could you possibly say you love me?"
>Her head turns towards you more, her muzzle now so near your neck that it sends a shudder through you.
>"Because you deserve to be loved."

>>29487531
More?

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>>29487531
>>"Because you deserve to be loved."
No matter who you are and what you've done, the only thing you deserve in this life that you were brought into it to leave once more, no more no less

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>You're angry at how much your heart aches and sings at her words, but you can only muster the most trivial contention at this point. You're not even sure when your arms found their way around her, holding her just as tightly against your body as she holds you against hers.
"Words are easy to say. But it still doesn't justify the feeling. You don't know that I deserve that."
>Princess Cadance finally lifts her head from your shoulder, her long lashes blinking over amethyst eyes as she observes you. She shifts her body against yours to better gaze up at you, and you breathe in sharply at the feel of her belly grazing against the tent in your pants.
>Were you any less absorbed in her at the moment, you might not have noticed the nearly inaudible gasp she let out, ensuring that she felt it as well.
>You glance away, angry and annoyed. You had ruined the moment, and also proven your point. You don't feel guilty. The princess was to blame for stirring your loins as much as she'd stirred your heart. You're only angry that you couldn't have pretended things were perfect for just a moment longer.
>A hoof touches your cheek, turning your face back towards Cadance's. You don't want to look her in the eye right now, but she clearly wants exactly that.
“Look, Princess. I mean, Cadance. I-”
>"Shhh, it's alright. I'm not upset by your feelings."
>You blink. The mare in your arms is blushing fiercely enough that her cheeks glow red through her pink coat. Her eyes dart about, but she continually forces them back to yours, blushing more each time she does.
>Does she want you? Get real, she's the Princess of Love. You can't compare to her options. Is she just naive? You'd be envious. Is she just a slut? You feel like an asshole for thinking that. Does she just... get something that you don't?
"You know this... This isn't love that I'm feeling, right. This is just lust."
>She just giggles.
"That's fine. I already told you, I'm not asking for your love. Only that you accept mine."

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>>29477885
Lovebutt is a pretty pet.

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>/love/
You still hanging around 'Priest?

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>You should leave. When you walked into this room, you thought some self-important princess was going to tell you why you should love her and that you were trash if you didn't. Instead, she's practically begging for you to let her tell you how wonderful you are. You were ready to tell her that you /were/ trash. You weren't ready to argue it. You weren't expecting to have to save her from wasting her time on you.
>You thought that the Princess of Love wouldn't be worthy of the title. But instead you're just thinking that you're not worthy of her. You move away from the princess, her wings reluctantly letting you free as she eyes you inquisitively.
“I can't. I can't accept it, I mean.”
>The look on her face makes you hate yourself more than you already did.
>”You still don't believe that I honestly love you?”
“Maybe? Look, I... I appreciate everything you've said. But you're the princess. You're married, a mother, and matriarch to an empire. Even if you say you love me, we both know you have your life and I have mine.”
>Cadance tilts her head, her locks of blonde, pink, and purple falling to one side as she contemplates your words.
>”It's true. I'm married. I'm a mother. I'm a matriarch. But before and above all that, I'm a mare. You have your life, and I have mine. That's true, but love isn't about building your life around another pony, or sacrificing aspects of yourself. Love is only a respect, an admiration, an exhiliration in the life of another person, and a desire to see that flourish and reach fruition.”
>Princess Cadance steps towards you once more, smiling blissfully and coquettishly.
>”There are many different kinds of love. And each is meaningful and beautiful.”

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Writefag here, taking a break for dinner. Feel free to let me know how things are going, or how you want them to.

>>29487980
I like it so far

>>29487980
It's fine. Good, I guess I should say. I don't wanna know how it ends before I read it. Just put out whatever you want man, shit.

Anon is a giant dick. I can't relate, but it's believable I suppose. Poking the princess with your boner would 100% happen for any Anon. It's all in the relm of believability and that's great. I like your stuff so far.

>>29483312
>>29483327
pls no lewd, only love now

>>29488315
Sometimes love leads to lewdness, the author asked about lewd earlier and got an overwhelming yes.

>>29487703
>>29487940
Alright.
This portrayal of Candyass starts to disgust me.
It started strong, but shes loosing favor in my eyes with every line she says.
From beloved ruler, mother and wife, to cheap whore that wants one thing only - something shes unable to get, mainly, Anons love.
Really, love this and love that, but if you say that you love EVERYONE, can you truly say that you love anyone?
Words repeated hundreds times loose meaning.

>>29488644
>Page 9
Don't do this to me, thread.

>>29488644
Yeah I'm getting pretty sick of the Anon shit too. Why does every Anon story have to have him as some mary-sue that every fucking character wants to have sex with or whatever? It's getting really old and is starting to become sad and disturbing.

>>29489077
I think you're confusing "every story" with "stories I read".

>>29489077
>Readers want a story about Anon fucking a specific horse for them to fap to
>Writer provides said story in exchange for delicious (you)s
>Cycle repeats until every pony is covered
>People still want to fap to ponies
>Writers provide new stories with the same ponies, acquire (you)s
>Cycle repeats

Most of the stories written here are porn. Don't pretend for a second you didn't know that. Anon is supposed to be a self-insert character, which makes it easier for the reader to imagine inserting themselves into the pony in the story.

>>29489077
I think its fine if its used for comedy or quick lewd, but I agree, its a bit overused.
Having Anon win ponies over feels more satisfying.

Storys good tho.

That said, if Anon in story doesnt shake Caddy off of him and leave her and CE behind, I will be disappointed. Pink horse need to reevaluate what is love.

>>29489134
Only in a perfect world can Anon for once just turn down the offer of sex in one of these stories.

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>>29487940
>>29487980
>Give him a taste of what love is like.
>Has to go back out afterward knowing what love is like, but now deprived of it.
>It eats away at him far faster then calm solitude ever could.
>He snaps

And thus, Candyass made her own villain, and the worst sort of one too.

The type of villain your heart goes out too, the type you want to win.

>>29489077
Well, most people here don't want to read a story about a sad sack of shit, since they're already living that story every day. Instead they just want a quick shot of dopamine to raise their mood for an hour or so. It's not like I don't understand or sympathize with that, but once you've read the same format of story over and over again then it's just not that interesting anymore.

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>>29488644
>>29489077
>>29489134
>mfw we potentially have the chance for some rare LoveHorse n' monkey D action and you faggots go shilling it up with your kiritoTier anon isn't interested mentality
please don't sway the writefag's current direction I NEED this dammit

>>29489712
Hey, Im just two people out of three you mentioned, so there is that.
Green itself reads great, but it starts to go the way that dont suit my tastes.
Do you expect me to bend over and take it like a good fuckboi? To slurp up all of this, thank for the meal and ask for seconds even tho it makes me feel sick?
Well, sorry Anon, but thats not going to happen.
Writefag asked for opinions and input, including the direction we want things to go.
Im making my voice heard, thats it, nothing less nothing more.
In the end its up to him to decide where he takes his story.

>>29479078
>I don't need your pity, love horse.

Of course, what I would have said would probably be "Oh no, don't do that, I don't need it or want it."

Then I'd go about being a strange hideous ape man without a partner.

Maybe Lyra is up for netflix and chill desu

>>29477885
>...and is there any connection - no pun intended - between being Crystal Empress, and the whole 'Princess of Love' thing?

Yes. They're kind of round-about on it, but the Crystal Empire literally has a magic heart shaped rock that channels positive emotions across all of Equestria.
Her love magic is basically a side-effect of being born to be the Crystal Empire's Princess.

(I happen to think that Princess is more of a magic/religious title than a political one, but "princess" as the title of a ruler of a place that calls itself an empire isn't all that weird. It's been a generic in Western civilization for "ruler" for much longer than "king" has.)

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>>29487531
>Emotions you've long struggled to keep in check are swelling inside of you
tfw the only guy to make it to Equestria was a mentally-ill, angry-all-the-time, someone-was-mean-to-me-in-school-and-now-my-life-is-ruined-FOREVER r9k poster

>>29490174
It's too late, they're already in the thread:

>>29488644
>>29489507
>>29489811

Life as matriarch of an Empire is rewarding - exhilarating, even - but the downside of the 'Princess of Love' title is that Cadance has to deal with and gently defuse the kind of spiteful incel who's all warped upstairs, and mangling dictionary definitions of 'love'; reeeeing in impotent frustration about how out of sync they are with everyone else and, instead of taking the opportunity for introspection, instinctively blames their messed-up existence on everyone else instead

Hell, maybe Shining could help too - but he'd only be reeeee'd at for being a cuck beta provider or some such horseshit

>>29487980
I like how Cadance seems to have a healthy emotional core. I agree that there are different types of love - familial love, romantic love, love of close friends and shared memories, love for your favourite movie and album - and each is no more or less valid than the other, despite the screeches of disagreement from our own peanut gallery. I don't identify with the NYAAARGH UNWELCOME EMOTIONS NYARGH PHYSICAL CONTACT ANGER!! character, but that's just me.

It's also refreshing to see her as something besides 'obvious fapbait' or 'ditzy airhead'!

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qt ponies

>>29489712
Writefag, deprive this thirsty anon of any lewds

Up

>>29489712
I hope you get cucked out of lewd, actually go look for some already existing anon x cadance

>>29491173
This

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>>29490813
>>29491322

This thread can't die before writefag decides to tell us he isn't going to finish his story! I need closure!

>>29489712
Eat shit

Page nine? More like page NAH-n. Straight to the first page with you!

Keep it up, dont let the /love/ die.
Good night.

>>29477885

Disappointing

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guess I'll hold out for the little bit of hope there is left

He's not coming back, is he?

>>29496619
yeah, we probably dead

love live

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>>29478936
I spent it with my tulpa
There is always someone for me.

>>29484585
>this was why Flurry was born with wings and a horn, instead of either/or

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>>29484585
>>29499272
Gonna need green of this

Keeping it /alive/

/live/

You know, you faggots deserve every ounce of shit that's flung at you.

BAN ME MODS, I don't give a shit about anything anymore.

FUCK ALL YOU PONYFUCKERS

Report this reply, faggots, or you don't have a hair on your balls.

>>29502533
No takers? Fuch this shit.

>>29502533
>>29502784
Why are you so angry?

>>29502533
Here (you) go, my friend

>>29502798
Good. No one will ever miss a piece of shit like me.

>>29502788
I am a WORTHLESS PiECE of ShIT.

I deserve nothing less than eternal banishment.

YOU ALL DESERVE TO BURN IN HELL.

>>29502951
Are... Are you the anon from the green? Do you need Cadance to come teach you self-worth and love?

>>29477885
why must the sexiest and best waifu be the only canon married one???

>>29503831
Because every franchise needs a quality MILF, and she promotes Twilight Velvet to GILF.

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>You're no longer sure if Princess Cadance is trying to convince you that it's alright for her to have a baseless love for you, or if she's trying to convince you that there's nothing wrong with the lust you're feeling for her. Maybe both?
>You're honestly getting a bit too distracted by the curves of her body to think clearly through her lecture on the philosophy of romance.
“That's all well and good, Princess-”
>“Cadance, please.”
>She's uncomfortably close.
“Cadance, then. But if there are many different kinds of love, surely some are incompatible, and-”
>”And you don't think your love and mine meet, in any of its many-splendored forms?”
>You're backed against a post of her bed now, its canopy of crystal silk grazing against one shoulder as the princess leans towards you, though she stops short. She seems content to give you your space now, but she's clearly worried you're still considering escape.
>You wish you were. All you're considering at this point is throwing her on the bed and ramming her against the headboard.
>Whatever ideals she has about selfless love or how natural lust is would probably vanish the moment you crossed that line.
>”What are you thinking?”
>Shit.
”What?”
>Cadance looks on you with a concerned smile, stifling another giggle.
>“Don't be nervous. Relax. Tell me. Trust me.”

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>You take a deep breathe. You're on the brink of just saying fuck it. But you actually do feel a little bad that she's trying so hard to connect with you, even if you think it's just some kind of humanitarian (equitarian? Whatever) outreach effort on her part.
“Cadance, I really do appreciate what you're trying to do here. But, honestly, if I don't leave this room soon, I think I'm just going to end up giving Flurry Heart a little sister.”
>The Princess of Love blinks, blushes, smirks, and then bursts into laughter.
>You feel like you should be annoyed, but you're mostly relieved that the mood has lightened a little. At least until her laugh fades into a giggle bordering on sultry.
>”I'm flattered, really, but I'm not quite ready to have another foal just yet. But, if you really want to make love so badly, then... I wouldn't mind it.
>No fucking way.
“No fucking way.”
>She blushes cute as a button, like she just admitted something innocent rather than saying she'd fuck. Or make love. Of course she'd call it making love.
“Is this some sort of pity thing?”
>You realize as soon as you ask that you don't even really care if it is at this point.
>“It isn't. It's just something that would make you happy, and that I can give, and that makes me want to give it to you. Because seeing you happy would make me happy.”
“But you're married.”
>Her wings flare a little and her cheeks flush slightly, as if just reminding her set her into a brief moment of bliss.
>”I am. But sharing love, emotional or physical, doesn't mean I belong to you, or you belong to me. It just means we care, and we've made one another happy. Pure love doesn't tie you down with restrictions and obligations. It sets you free.”

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“And does the prince feel the same way, too?”
>”Shining Armor?”
>If she looked blissful before, she looks positively euphoric just thinking of him, and his name rolls off her tongue like bells.
>”He understands that I'm the Princess of Love. And he knows more than most how boundless my love is. He won't mind. He watches sometimes.”
“He watches.”
>”Sometimes. And, sometimes, I watch him. And sometimes we share, and sometimes it's just us. And every time it's beautiful.”
>You can't imagine there not being some jealousy involved somewhere in all of that, but maybe that's why you're not the Princess of Love. That and the stiff erection threatening to tear through your pants.
“So, he won't mind if-”
>“He won't.”
“And you really want to-”
>"You said words are easy to say. So let me prove my love to you with something more.”
>In a first for the afternoon, Cadance backs away from you, stepping around to the opposite side of the bed where the dual layers of her bed's canopy obscure her finer features without reducing her to a mere silhouette. Parting the far end of the canopy, she glides smoothly onto the bed.
>Ponies don't usually wear much of anything, especially in the Crystal Empire. That never really dawned on you since you're not usually thinking about their naked bodies. Sometimes, but not usually. But you'll be damned if watching an alicorn princess slowly pull her hooves out of their golden slippers isn't exciting you more than any strip tease you've seen.
>She obviously sees you watching and makes a show of it, pulling them off slowly and dropping them one-by-one to the floor beside the bed, each clink of metal on crystal prompting another twitch of excitement from you.

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>The pink-coated mare stretches afterwards, dragging out the experience for your excitement, or maybe for the excitement she gets from being watched. You can faintly make out her playful smile through the crystal silk canopy as her horn alights, its magic unhooking the clasp on her necklace and levitating it to her nightstand.
>Left only in her crown, the princess shifts across the bed sheets, her tail flicking playfully upwards to cover details of her body that you could only briefly and scarcely see through the silken curtain.
>”Will you join me?”
>You certainly don't need any more incentive. You begin pulling off your clothes with as much urgency as she did grace, removing articles in ways they weren't meant to be and throwing them wherever the fates will they land. At least until you notice her watching you.
>You pause only a moment before getting back to it. You don't want to seem self-conscious.
>Cadance is watching you just as intently as you watched her. No, even more so. She looks absolutely engrossed in witnessing every step of you undressing for her. As you pull your pants down, you realize that you actually /aren't/ self-conscious. You feel... flattered? Confident? You just know that she's watching you, and that there isn't an ounce of judgement in it. There's only a delight in knowing more of you.
>As you stare at the alicorn princess, a realization finally dawns on you, bringing you to a genuine halt. She tilts her head, casting shadows on the curtain as her mane blocks a beam of light from the window. Her eyes blink curiously, bright and clearly visible even through the canopy. Whatever this is that today has turned into, and whatever your doubts, there's no denying that she's adoring every moment of you, and you're adoring every moment of her.
>Your earlier criticism, cynicism and doubt have passed, and the only thing left is a desire to make the most of the moment.

>>29503989
Weak.

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>Princess Cadance sits up, either concerned by your hesitation, or urging you on silently.
>You finish undressing, baring yourself completely to the Crystal Empress and the Princess of Love, one of the four sacred alicorn princesses of Equestria, mother of the only natural-born alicorn, guardian of the Crystal Heart, and the most agonizingly erotic milf on four hooves.
>Her wings flutter in excitement, and though it's difficult to discern through the curtain, you think you see her smile broaden. She extends a hoof, begging you to approach.
>You part the canopy with one hand, surprised at how far the soft blankets of the bed sink under your weight as your crawl onto them. Moving on, you let the canopy fall behind you, cutting off the outside world and leaving you in your private heaven, the whole of it tinted by shimmering pastel hues of pink and blue as the light filters through the crystal silk surrounding you.
>Across the bed, in her throne of satin-like sheets that glisten like pearls, Princess Cadance smiles, blushes, loves. Her hoove curl in the sheets, her wings shift, her mane bobs as she tilts her head, craning her neck to one side, smiling at you brightly with eyes gleaming. She's in her element.
>In this moment, she isn't any of her titles, and you understand why she had corrected your speech before. This is purely Cadance, nothing more, and certainly nothing less.
>She loves you.

That's all for now fags, sorry. Whichever anon said I write like a drunk pro was definitely right about one half of that, in that each day I've posted green, I've pretty much been writing until I can't make sense of words anymore. It's probably obvious at this point that while I've done a bit of writing, including some clopfic, I've never really done more than brief comedy bits of green before. I don't think I've got the restraint to pare down for the brevity proper greens usually have. Anyways, I'm not sure if I'm gonna' do any more. I may restructure this into a full-on clopfic at some point and link it? I 'unno. I'm stopping while I still have some of my wits about me tonight, but we'll see how I feel tomorrow.

>>29504060
Congratulations writefag, you made me want to puke.
Princess of Sluts and her cuck husband, completely deplorable.
Truly, /love/ is dead.

>>29504095
>reading erotic green about Cadance
>upset she doesn't snub you to have a monogamous puritan sexual relationship with her legal spouse
I don't know what you expected.

>>29504133
Honestly, Im surprised myself he was able to write something that appalled me so strongly.
There were so many paths he could choose, and he took steps that triggered me so much.
Its incredible really, its almost like he had a list of things I find unacceptable and implemented every single point into this green.
That is something else entirely.

>>29504095
>>29504171

Life is triggering lad.

The dominate force in the life of any woman is the craving for dick. It is this overwheling desire for cock and cum that has created you. It is this desire that perpetuates the species. It is base, true. But that is what makes it so innocent. There is no malice in it. It is the most amazing thing a woman can experience and being the object of that animal desire is the best feeling a man can have.

Society is seperate from base animal instinct. It is, afterall, a social construct. This story gets you because you know that the social construct dictates that what Anon and Cadence are doing is wrong. And it is. Monogamous, faithful couples create more stable families. Stable families create healthier societies. This is part of why women where treated as property when society had more sense, because base instinct wins more often than not and is in direct conflict with what is better for mankind.

Another part of it is personal interest. Women are a resource in a way men aren't. They are only useful to one man at a time. They are scarce. Makes sense that you would not wish to abuse others and their resources as they might abuse you and yours. But again, this is a societal thing. Animals just fuck as many others as they can.

You are an animal. The fact you hate this so much though is a testement to your being... a man. More than just an animal. This intetnal conflict you feel is natural. It is healthy you feel it at all, true. But this is a fake story. There is no sin in suspending the rules and dictates of reality in order to enjoy fiction, so long as you do not lose your grip on the real world.

TL;DR shut up and jerk it, fag.

>>29504343
If I wanted to experience shit pictured in this green I would just go outside.
This green has no value in my eyes.

>>29487098
I was never down with the Venus green because of the hate it inspired.

>>29478975
>My ears started ringing with helicopter sounds
Thanks for the hearty laugh, senpai.

>>29503096
I need to go drown in a fucking cesspool.
Princess of love, my ass.
Love is total bullshit.
It's fucking legalized blackmail.

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Writefriend, don't listen to forever-virgin knights like this one >>29504095 , I like your story and waiting for more. Princess of Love deserves more green that portrays her true self.

>>29505245
>cancer

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>>29504060
>>29504018
>Not fighting Candyass more on this degeneracy.
>Not pointing out the sleeping around is not "love", it's just being a slut.
>Not leaving, finding Shining, and lambasting him for letting his wife cuck him. How does he even know that Flurry is his?

I'm well and truly disgusted, but I'm still going to read the next update. Good story though because it's actually invoking emotions from me.

>>29503998
Write something better.

>>29505245
>pic
Biggest problem if sleeping with those 2 pones

Need to get them some horn socks or something

Bumping this.

difficulty of writing for Cadance threads: drive-by culture warrior big boy polweenies getting their screeeech on about degeneracy in pretend cartoon horse stories, and the weirdo incels of r9k holding court on how 'love is bullshit' or whatever garbage excuse they're memeing about this week

(i liked the story and thought it was good. thanks, writer)

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>>29506158
>not making it their annual Hearts and Hooves Day present
>not introducing one of your home's traditions to be adopted and adapted by your hosts for their special day

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Would you pledge allegiance to the Crystal Heart?

>>29510885
>allegiance to the empire ruled by princess that spears herself onto every cock she can see
Thanks, but no thanks.

>>29512091
>Fell in love with her childhood friend
>Implying she wasn't pure on her marriage bed
>Implying she'd let you get intimate before herding

All of this triggering due to Cuckdance is funny... Its almost impossible to write Anon/Cadence without cucking Shining though.

>>29513752
Unless it's Anon, Cadance, and Shining Armor together.

>>29513752
Well, maybe in the context of /mlp/ since everything is porn. That's like saying it's impossible to drive a car headlong into a wall without crashing it.

>>29513774
Which is the greatest thing ever.

>>29510664
>every morning at breakfast, Shiny and Candy walk around the palace with Xmas stockings on their horns

adorable tb.h

>>29513752

Yes you fucking can

>Cadence is Anon's love coach. She helps him find love with often hilarious results.
>Shining tries to help but somehow he messes up everything.

>>29514731
He means you can't write AnonXCadance smut/romance without cucking Shining.

Unless, as noted before, it's glorious AnonXCadanceXShining.

>>29514944
I remember a couple years ago, there was a green about Condense and shinning trying to get with Anon, but he wasn't having it, then he finally came around and started giving it to those pones

Then it ended up getting kinda weird and jumped the shark.

>>29514975
Is that the story where Sombra was Anon's attorney?

>>29515138
I think so, it's been awhile. I'm having trouble remembering some of the details, but that sounds about right.

Plus I think there was something about crystal powers or something like that

>>29515161
Getting to Know (All) About You:
http://pastebin.com/u/TheOriginalAuteur

...it kind of drops you in it a little, but i enjoyed it despite the thrill ride.

>>29505245
candacefags, everyone.

>>29515248
That's the one. I remember liking it at first, but dropped it once it started getting weird with Anon having crystal powers or some shit.

I had just started a new job at the time. Where does the time go

Page 10? Give /love/ a chance!

>>29477885
I wish Cadence could help me find love.

>>29517042
I wish Cadence could help me end my miserable existence.

>>29517042
She's not a miracle worker

>>29517074
Cadence helps recovering suicidal Anon green when?

>>29517042
>"No problem, Anon! Let's see who your special one is..."
>Cadance's expression turns blissful as her horn glows
>you absently itch your nose, and start as you notice your hand glowing emerald-green
>the audience of assembled ponies erupts in uproar

>>29518767
cadance helps out anon in his assisted suicide green when? It ends when she pulls the trigger the moment she reaches climax

>>29518859
>Anon is unlucky in love
>Cadence keeps trying to help, but Anon is defeatist and refuses
>Eventually, he decides enough is enough and ends it
>When she finds his body, she's horrified
>The concept of suicide is totally unheard of in Equestria
>When she reads his note, she gets angry
>Using forbidden dark magic, she sucks Anon's soul out of pony hell and traps it in her horn
>Now Anon's her Tulpa
>"If you think I'm giving up on you that easy, you've got another thing coming! There's somepony special for you out there, and you're not getting any rest until we find her!"
>"Or him, whatever floats your boat, I won't judge!"
>Cadance has to find a pony for Anon that doesn't mind having an imaginary husbando
>Meanwhile in Ponyville, Lyra's ears are burning

>>29518986
what the fuck man

>>29518986
I just wanna see the blossoming love between Cadence and Ghostanon as only she can see him

>>29519067
Either romance blossoms between Cadance and Anon, or she has to go on dates and stuff with other ponies on Anon's behalf since they can't see, hear, or feel him.

>As you arrive at her house, you turn to Anon's date
"Anon says that he had a good time tonight."
>She giggles and scuffs a hoof in the dirt
>"I had a good time too~"
>She looks up where she thinks he's standing
>She's not even close
>Anon is standing off to the side, watching the scene play out
>You don't like the look on his face
>"She's a real sweetie pie, isn't she? Let's give her a nice goodnight kiss and be on our way."
"What?"
>His date cocks her head
>"Huh? I didn't say-Oh! Is Anon talking? What is he saying?"
>He squats down beside you and wraps an arm around your withers, gently pulling you against his side
>"I thought you said you'd be willing to do whatever it takes for me to have a normal romantic experience, Candyass? If I were here, I'd have kissed her already."
>You slip out of his grasp and swallow nervously
>You made a promise...
>Stepping forward, you gently cup her cheek with your hoof
>Her eyes widen
>"P-P-Princess? W-what are you-"
>You quietly shush her
"This is from Anon."
>She's shaking like a leaf
>She nods, closing her eyes and parting her lips
>You were hoping to get away with a quick peck, but she clearly expects more
>You didn't think your first kiss with a mare was going to be like this
>Your lips meet, and her eager tongue slips into your mouth
>It explores for a few moments before you finally reciprocate and feed her yours
>She's not very experienced
>Despite the circumstances, you can't help but try to teach her proper technique through example
>You realize you've gone too far when you catch a whiff of her arousal
>Anon is watching with a sadistic grin
>"Unf~you're doing great Princess, now grab her ass."
>You break the kiss
"HAHA, THAT WAS FUN. WELL, GOODNIGHT."
>She can only moan in response
>You speedwalk away from her and Anon, who's laughing hysterically

>>29518986
Now that I would read. Whose got the talent to step up and become the next great writefag?

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>>29519336
>She looks up where she thinks he's standing
>She's not even close

>>29519336
Pretty good!

>>29519336
Purposefully date Twilight with the only intention being making Cadence feel awkward as fuck the whole time. Bonus points for a double date with Shiny.

>>29519593
>Anon fucks Cadance's husband and sister-in-law by way of Cadance

>>29519689
>Incorporeally

>>29519689
Cadence sits in the corner, watching as Anon uses her body to defile the filly she used to babysit.

Her only solace is knowing that he also has to take her husband's glorious cock while he does it.

>>29519767
>Cadance sits in the corner, watching herself get cucked by her own body
>Anon wants to spend more "alone" time with Shining and Twilight, so he constructs a nice little shed out in the castle gardens for Cadance to stay in while they have their fun time

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>>29519795
>Putting an incorporeal being in a shed

>>29519795
>Be using Cadence's body.
>Convince Shiny to pound your ponut.
>He lines it up, prodding your entrance.
>No lube.
>Just as he thrusts forward.
>Aaaand time to give Cadence back her body.
>He hilts in one go.
>The scream can be heard in Canterlot.

>>29519840
>She even volunteers to prep Shining and Twilight for Anon

>>29518986
Bump for this

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>>29513928
It's fortunate that socks come in pairs.

>>29521082

>>29518986
>>29519067
>Anon was a loner who didn't believe in love
>At first he resented Cadance for reviving him
>However, having his soul locked in Cadance's body begins to have an effect on him
>Her endless love warms his heart, and he begins to finally feel it himself
>However, he's feeling it for Cadance herself
>Her not only being the Princess of Love, but also being his vessel, can feel all of this as it's happening
>She's not sure how to feel about Anon's growing love for her, but she's more concerned about inadvertently changing Anon as a person
>While he seems to be happier, she can't help but worry that she's destroying the old Anon

>>29523704
Interesting.
I like the fact shes concerned.

>>29480980
That pic it makes me feel... good, and happy...

>>29521818
Did you draw this in response? Or did it already exist?

>>29514944
You can if you start with young Cadance and alternate timeline the shit out of things.

That one green where Anon was the adopted brother to Shining came so close to my ideal Anon/Cadance green before it went all sorts off the rails. Shining is a good pony and his transition to complete and reckless asshole was pretty poorly handled. All the drama in that green was, really.

>>29524924
Drawn in response.

>>29525306
ees relly gud

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>>29526404
That's odd, I don't remember memeing my self-hatred like this

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And now we witness Princess Cadance giving birth.

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>>29526404
It hits hard knowing that is exactly what i've come to terms with

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>>29526404
Haha, yeah, came to terms with that big long ago

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mfw every single good thread is ruined by sad sack 'boo hoo i'm so ronery feeeeeels' fuckwits and/or 'faggot cuck sjw beta cuckshed numale' polweenies

>>29521818
that's adorable and good, though. i like this picture

>>29527522
Stop posting.

>>29504018
Moar

>>29527931
Agree

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Rise, Cadancefriends!

Page 9 is not for love.

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Apathy and misanthropy are spooks.

>>29479078
>"I don't know what you're talking about Can Dance, we don't have this tradition on Earth."

Technically not a lie.

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>Get a girlfriend, Anon.

>>29531521
It's rude to lie to ponies, even through omission, just so you can maybe touch her hoofers (and/or her husband's horner).

>>29504171
A story doesn't have to match up with your ideological views to be good, Anon.

Why is her crown so tiny?

>>29533126
True, but its hard to enjoy when it goes directly against them tho.

>>29532331
Bitch sounds like my mom. Killing my boner here, Candice.

i came here for the HI ANON DON'T GO IN THE KITCHEN JUST DON'T OKAY i love you desu

>>29533398
Here's a thing I wrote in a "HEY ANON" thread

>Go into your bedroom.
>your mattress, sheets, blankets, and pillows have been replaced by dozens and dozens of Cadence plushies.
>A single large Shining Armor plushie sits atop the pile.
>"You know, to snuggle with!"
"Gimme my bed back, Cadence."
>"Not until you try this! Hop on in!"
>You sigh wearily as you climb atop the mound of plushies.
>It's surprisingly comfortable, but without a blanket it'd be impossible to sleep on it.
"There, I tried it. Bring my bed back now."
>As you start to get off the pile, Cadence's horn flickers with a pink spark.
>Suddenly you sink into the pile; it feels like some of the plushies moved out from beneath you.
"H-hey, what the-"
>You freeze when you realize the plushies are moving on their own, crawling over you to envelop your body.
>You can hear lots of excited little squees and happy noises as they cover you until only your face pokes out.
>You even hear a few say they love you.
>They begin to gently rub your body all over with their soft hooves.
>Some of them just wrap their forehooves around you and nuzzle whatever they can reach.
>You try to pry them off and climb out, causing them to cry out and beg you not to leave them; some even apologize and promise to hug you better.
>Their little grips are surprisingly strong. You give up after a short while and sink in, eliciting a chorus of cheerful hoorays.
"C-cadence, what the fuck is-"
>She's gone. Where the fuck did she-
>You notice a long pink horn moving through the plushies, like a shark fin through water.
>A warm weight settles on you as she climbs onto your chest and tucks her muzzle beneath her chin.
>She begins humming a soothing lullaby, and a chorus of soft voices from all around you join in.
>Your eyelids feel heavy. Right as you're about to slip into unconsciousness, you hear a soft voice speak out.
>"Sweet dreams, Anon."
>Damn you, lovehorse.

>>29533446
>when you're away, the plushies make the bed and do chores around the house.

>>29531410
Apathy is death

>>29534035
Wise words, padawan-kun.

>>29479078
>>29479925
>>29482661
hnngh-boner

>>29505529
THIS!!!

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>>29519336
>Anon is watching with a sadistic grin

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>>29526652

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>Crystal empire ponies demand that a ruler of her stature must have at least a few concubines to be considered respectable.
>Just then, Anon walks through the door.
>Cadence convinces you to be a royal concubine.
>"It's just for show until they get bored of it and find something else to complain about."
>Cadence and Shining Armor start to warm up to you since you're always one of their constant companions in the castle.
>You end up staying there long past when you'd thought the charade would last.
>One night, they summon you to their bedroom.
>"Anon. Why don't you let us teach you some things so you're not helpless when you find your first mare or stallionfriend?"

>>29536304
Moar

>>29535123
Tubular.

>>29536951
>>29536304
Second

NEIN!

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>She will never give you double XP

>>29533398
>HI ANON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqLi42Q3dug
every time

>>29504060

Well, your story has potential to be some that is actually good. Something that actually lasts a damn. But Anon getting the boner during that time spoils the green. We've already seen Anon sex up Cadence countless times.

Something different that actually has meat to it would be nice. At the very least, save it until later. Make Anon earn such privileges. Something like love isn't to be given out easily. It is a limited resource, one which is more invaluable than pure gold is if you wish to live a fulfilling life. At least, such is the case for human societies. Equine societies could be different, but even then such should be given selectively.

It must be made especially poignant considering that this Anon seems to not have felt such emotions on the receiving end before. As such, it should not be squandered, rather allowed time to cultivate and bloom into a beautiful flower.

----

On another note, perhaps one not need be loved, but purely content. A lot in life may not especially fantastic, but if all is well, then one could very well be content. I would be interested in seeing a content, mentally fine Anon in a story. One who is well off more or less in life, and have him interact with Cadence. Teach a different facet and philosophy of how humans interpret love.

>>29539515
>I would be interested in seeing a content, mentally fine Anon in a story
I think that's beyond the scope of 4chan; which used to be creative, but is pretty much a self-radicalizing garbage pit these days.

>>29537886
TEN!!

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>>29541003

>>29518223
what the shit is "Wumbo"

>>29541311
I assumed it was baby-speak for "rumble"

>>29541311
>>29541776
https://youtu.be/_lMu8V5Xa90

>>29541311
Don't you know your old as fuck Spongbob Episodes Senpai?

Page 10 bump

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>>29541950
>Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV aired Jan 21st, 2002
I was 17

>>29477885
>Cadance
It's Cadence, which is a nickname based on Cadenza, which is her real name.

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>>29542958
Her name is officially spelled as Cadance.

>>29542980
It's not Cadanza, it's Cadenza

>>29542991
You should let Hasbro know that they're spelling her name wrong everywhere

>>29543017
I do on a regular basis

>>29542980
The only official thing in this image says Cadence

>>29543040
You mean that video uploaded to a non-official channel on Youtube?

Okay.

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>>29543369
>>29543040
>>29543032
>>29543017
>>29542991
>>29542980
>>29542958

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>>29543380
Oh hey look, here's an official Hasbro product with her name on it.

>>29543408
>

This Whore Thread Absorutery Shamefur Dispray.
Have Some Honoraburu Dispray.
http://pastebin.com/gsdzbL7G
http://pastebin.com/9m2JpuGW

Bump to save you sorry bastards.

i would like to touch her pert horse boobs