>"Gosh mister, you're really tall!"

>>29476848
Gosh miss, you're really short!

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Wanna see a magic trick?

>unzips pants

>>29476848
>Lift Sweetie onto shoulders
>Carry her around Ponyville
>Let her be the tallest pony in town for a day

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>>29476861

>>29476861
>Rarity hears about this the next day
>She loves a stallion who's good with kids
>Blows you the next day

>>29476848
>rape

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>>29476876

>Rarity hears about this the next day
>Runs after you, magics Swibble from your shoulders and jumps on to be the tallest pony

FTFY

>>29476861
Was expecting a >rape joke, but tell you what: this is even better.

Bravo, anon.

>>29476848
>squat down
"Nah, isn't it pretty average?"

>>29476848
"What who said that?"
>"Down here mister."
"Sorry little one I didn't see you there."
>do >>29476861
>Anon now gets payed to give little colts and fillies piggy-back rides.
>Princess Luna now wants one.

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>>29476924

>>29476900
>Grin
>Grab her hindlegs
>Quickly turn her around my neck so that she's facing backwards
>And I'm facing her nether regions
"Ready or not, here we go for a jog!"
>"Wait, D-darling don- OH! Oh....ooooooh......"

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>>29476924
She does it for free

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>>29476861
That was cute. Thanks Anon.

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>>29476861
>"Gosh mister, you're really tall!"
>You look down, noticing the small filly at your feet staring at you with a look of childish wonder
>You would have kept walking but something about the filly touched you and you find yourself kneeling down before her
"Not that tall I hope" you grin and the filly shakes her head
>"No it's true!" she insists "Not even the princess is as tall as you and she's the tallest pony in all Equestria!"
>She frowns and seems torn for a moment
>"D-do you think maybe-" she begins before cutting herself off
"No, go on" you insist
>"Well, do you think maybe I could... walk with you?" she asks
>"J-just for a little bit" she adds, noticing your bewildered look "It's just, I've never met a creature like you before"
>You leave your expression blank before standing and walking by the filly
>Had you turned around you'd have seen the poor filly's mane droop and her lips purse downwards
>Of course, you weren't so heartless
>Turning back around a few feet away from her you motion for her to follow you
"Come on then!" you say and continue your merry stroll
>The filly beams and chases after you
>"Hey, wait for me" she cries, running almost at a canter to keep step with your leisurely pace

>>29476848
I didn't know you liked filly cunny, /tv/

>>29476848
Roleplaying

>>29477104
>Story prompt
>Same as roleplaying

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>>29477073
Yes

>>29477108
Yes
That's why they're banned
Enjoy your vacation, kiddo

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>>29477073

>>29476861
>10 years later
>A bored anon is forced to bed due to a broken leg
>All of a sudden the door opens
>And Sweetie, who has grown into a beautiful, tall mare, gets in.
>"Hey, remember that time you let me piggyrid e on your back?"
"The day you become the tallest pony in town? Sure, why?"
>"Get your jacket" she tells him while magically handing him the cloth "It's time for me to pay you back"
"Wh- hahaha, no Sweetie, relax. There's no need for you to carry me around, I had fun. Not to mention, I'm way heavier than what you were back then"
>"...do you know what was the best part of that day?"
"Uh, no?"
>"I KNEW I wasn't the tallest pony in town, not even on your shoulders. But you still made me feel as if I really was. So, trust me when I say I insist"

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>>29476848
>"Actually, you're really really really tall!"

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>>29477260

>>29476857
>unzipping pant s

not unzipping dick

>>29476848
>"My head barely reaches your hips!"

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>>29477741
Poor anon stuck with giant pony

Jesus CHrist this has to fucking be the most autistic board on this site

>>29477774
I would point out quads of truth but this is old news, something we all accept as a consequence of happiness with pone.

>>29477786
>quads
dumb newfig

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More shortie

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>>29477774

>>29476943
>pic
>literal nigger rarity, except bleached white

You can't deny that face doesn't look very niggeress-like.

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>>29476848

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>>29476857

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>>29476943

>>29476848
So, how tall are you /mlp/?

>>29479840
5'11"

>>29478047
>You can't deny that face doesn't look very niggeress-like.
It doesn't, not in the slightest. Have you ever seen a black person before?

>>29479840
190cm

>>29479840
6ft or 1.8m

>>29479840
about 18 hands

>>29479840

6'1'' 184cm

>>29476943
>those lips

>>29479877
>>29480244
>>29480309
gnomes
>>29480298
abomination

>>29476848
Gosh, filly, you're really cute!

>>29479840
6'7"

>>29479840
7'6", because I'm not a fucking manlet.
>6'
>""""""""""""tall""""""""""""""

>>29479877
Are you actually 5'8"

>>29479840
5'9

inb4 I didn't know they stacked shit that high

>>29483387
Here, children, you can see a manlet overcompensating for not only his laughable for a man height but also for his nigh nonexistent length dick.

>>29483560
n...no! M...my dick is b...bigger than... than... than big! Its the yuuuugest dick!

>tfw 5'11
It sucks being the king of manlets

>>29478047
I can though. I can readily deny that. Because that's actually my favorite and the most hottest way to humanize Rarity (albino black) and that's not it.
I could maybe buy some kind of Disney-esque mulatto or polynesian or something, but that's stretching it.

>>29479899 This guy is right.

>>29483452
5'8 here.
inb4 you didn't know shit stacked fuck that high

>>29476861
Shit Nigga, that's kawaii