/mlp/ is nothing like the simulator
you are 2 years late faggot
Guys I want a girlfriend who likes ponies how do
>>29475180
Construct an elaborate nest adorned with feathers, straw, and pony merch, then do a complex, multi-step dance in the nude in front of your nest.
Yes, in public.
>>29475165
I want to cum inside John Madden
>>29475225
Kill yourself right now
>>29475265
Mate, you don't even want to know how aggressively I'm dancing at you right now
>>29475287
Fucking retard.
>>29475297
CAW CAW MY TERRITORY CAW
is it legal to keep a small pony in your house as a pet like a dog.
>>29475334
I heard if you kill yourself you are reborn as a pony.
>>29475354
It would be morally questionable, but not illegal.
>>29475363
CACAW CACAW
dumb
>>29476433
thanks a lot redditbro