These six ask you if you want to join them in the heist of a

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>>29472308
get the thermal drill

>>29472308
what are each of their roles in the job?
this will determine what I'll be able to contribute to the group

>>29472340
Going by the picture, I'd guess:

Pinkie Pie: Resources/The Scrounger
Rarity: Information.
Fluttershy: Lookout, I guess? I dunno.
Twilight: Plannin/The Brain.
Applejack: Weapons or Muscle.
Rainbow Dash: Muscle.

I don't watch enough heist movies for this shit.

>>29472340
Mrs. Blonde-Hostage detail
Mrs. Purple-Safecracker
Mrs. Blue-Getaway driver 1
Mrs. Pink-Loot carrier 1
Mrs. White-Security
Mrs. Discord- Loot carrier 2

>>29472340
You can be Mr. Green-the undercover cop

>>29472308

Send them to jail for being criminal scum.

>>29472308
I'm gonna be diversion and/or scapegoat aren't I?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE PROFESSIONAL

THIS ISN'T PROFESSIONAL

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>>29472460
AM I THE ONLY PROFESSIONAL

>>29472460
You're actin' like a bunch of fuckin' zebras man. Did you ever work with zebras? Just like you two always saying they're gonna kill each other!

don't act dumb

"I'm gonna die, oh shit, Applejack, I'm gonna die."
>"You ain't gonna die."
"She fucking shot me!"
>"Don't you worry about that, ya hear? We're gonna get to the hideout, we're gonna get Fluttershy, Fluttershy's gonna patch you up real good, and you're gonna be alright. Now c'mon, say it.
>"You're gonna be alright. C'mon, sugarcube, say it. You're gonna be alright."
"..."
>"SAY THE GODDAMN FUCKING WORDS."
"...I'm alright."
>"Right! Right."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jFGjC2MpUU&autoplay=1

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>john joseco

>>29472707
>no hooves

>>29472707
2011 Called; They Want Their Joke Back

>>29472397
Mr. Green - Patsy

>>29472669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0JVH4Cfk
I just remembered why I can't listen to this anymore.

But are they professionals?

>>29472982
I'm morbidly curious where this guy is in life now. Did he become a less famous Chris-chan, or did he somehow manage to escape the black hole of autism?

>>29473271
If you reach adulthood and you're still at that level of autism, there's no escaping.

>>29472308
If it involves heisting your heart then count me in, Twilight.

>>29472308
Twilight- Mr. Orange
Applejack- Mr. White
Pinkie- Mr. Pink
Rarity- Mr. Blonde
Fluttershy- Mr. Blue
Rainbow- Mr. Brown
Luna- Nice Guy Eddie
Celestia- Joe Cabot
Flash Sentry- Officer Marvin Nash (Cuz I wanna see his ear cut off).

What do you think?

>>29472308
>Dash looks like a man
>Fisheye has giant tits
I understand it, but I don't like it.

>>29473421
>Mr. Blue-That guy who's around at the beginning then dies offscreen
>Mr. Brown-That guy who likes to talk and who everyone else thinks is a cunt
Perfect

>>29473421
They fit these roles well.
Almost too well.
Even Pinkie has Mr. Pink's trait of being a cheapskate

>>29472308
I don't use a gun, I just drive. Each one of you will have 5 minutes. Anything happens in those 5 minutes, I'm all yours, and I will do everything I possibly can to help you. Anything happens beyond that, you're all on your own

Do you understand?

>>29473930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD6KGaQIW04&autoplay=1