Sci-twi makes my dick diamonds, I don't even know why

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>>29470670
Because that's her purpose, making dicks hard and then draining them is what she's built for.

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>>29470670
Wow I didn't know there were straight people in that dykeshit beta male general

Still, kill yourself for not staying in your yuri trash containment

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>>29470682
Go back to your mlp general thread or realize the entire point of an imageboard is to post images, either/or
>>29470680
T H I C C

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>>29470744
Checked

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>>29470670
>no hooves

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>>29470765
:3c

>>29470670
Your confusion is irrational, she's a healthy female of good breading age.

GREEK GODDES HIPS

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>>29471223
The dick is never wrong anon, she is your waifu now.

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>>29470753
>Picture
That fucking face

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>>29472549
>looking at the face when you could focus on dem hips

You gay famalam?

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>>29470670
It's those glasses, that beautiful hair, great personality, and those amazing hips

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>>29473495
Dem hips tho

>SciTwi creates a portal device
>It's only able to create portals on the device itself, and the portals aren't very large
>Her sex-deprived mind is filled with lewd applications
>She roofies Anon and locks one of the devices on him like a chastity belt
>Now she has complete, unfettered, 24-hour access to Anon's dick
>Anon has to use his detectiving skill to track down the witch who stole his penis while lewd acts are constantly being performed on it by SciTwi and her friends

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Suck a fucking dick you fucking faggot mod, you don't do shit about this board dying under a mountain of spam and shitposts but you delete my harmless post, you fat fuck, now I'll repost it a hundred times if I have to

>>29470670
Same here. I don't even like her character but the dick wants what the dick wants.

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>>29473894
>he feels what they do to his dick
>sometimes someone will start sucking at it while anon is just out buying groceries
Fund it.

>>29474014
>Anon lets this happen for weeks
>until one day the moustache nation attacks

>>29474221
boner is kill

>>29474231
>turns out Scitwi let a nice bush grow

>>29474251
Aw cmon now anon you gotta give valid motivation to stop the constant female dick attention with no consequence

>>29471303
Talk to the hand.

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>>29473495
>great personality

How much of a pent up horny slut is Sci Twi?

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>>29475251
like a mare in heat

>>29473987
Source that shit yo

>>29475355
derpibooru.org/1338075

>>29470670

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>>29473894
>anon now has a detachable penis
this is going to end in one way

>>29476813
>anon finds the portable portal finally
>takes it from twilight
>fucks himself in the ass

>>29476934
Living the dream.

>>29470670

bone

>>29474014
bump

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So when the hell we'll gonna get good and also lewd SciTwi cosplay?

>>29479092
If my gf's amazon orders are anything to go by, I'll get some tonight

>>29470670
>nerd Light
what's the chance of her having a depraved interest?

>>29470670
>thicc-ass purple nerd
Timber's got good taste

>>29480144
95%

>>29470670
How many kinky fetishes does she have?

>>29480806
Who knows? As many as a curious shut in nerd with an internet connection can have, probably more than you

>>29480823
anon getting freaked out by sci-twi's ridiculous hentai fetishes green when

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>>29470765
>implying hooves doesn't make it trash

>>29482523
>>29470765
pussy is pussy my dudes, especially when the hips don't lie

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>>29470670
Better res

>>29483118
would rather have a thumbnail than a fucking 9gag style site bar my dude

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>>29483118
>>29483206

>>29483300
the real MVP

>>29479144
Post pics.

Twilight is canonicaly a fat slut for Chad dick

>>29483959
Didn't take any (had other priorities at the time), but she did nail the "slutty Crystal Prep Sci-Twi" look

>>29471303
>irrational confusion
>3dpd
Debatable.

>>29482523
Neo fag.