Mr. Anon I'm A QT
>>29467913
Sure whatever you say kid. Now where is my wallet you little shit?
>>29467913
Do I get to bring friends?
>>29467913
You're a little filly.
>Anon makes kids regularly shitpost IRL by influencing them using memes
Fuck I already see it now.
>Be Twilight.
>You're dealing with Sweetie Belle as she stands on her hind legs, with her forelegs currently holding onto her belt.
>"Dr. Twilight, I'm C.I.A"
>You facehoof.
>Ever since Anon showed up, the kids have been acting strange.
>They start praising this thing called "kek" that looks like a frog and start telling people to "check'em" whenever they see repeating numbers.
"Sweetie, can you tell me about Anon and what he's doing to you?"
>She scans the area.
>"Lotta loyalty for a hired gun."
>That's it.
>It was extremely difficult trying to gain information from Scoots, who kept claiming she had over 300 confirmed kills.
>Diamond Tiara kept saying "Nice try OP" whenever someone was being annoying.
>But. What. Does. It. All. Mean?
>You look outside.
>The fillies and colts are sitting around a slot machine.
>They pull the lever
>What in Equestria?
>Pinkie steps in.
>"I will win the next Ponyville election."
>The machine stops.
>It's dead silent.
>Then the screams start.
>"CHECK'EM YOU FAGGOTS."
>You head back to your room as a masked Anon enters the room.
>>29468026
"Spike, add these to the list of Anon's bans."
>>29468052
Oh, those threads were fun.
>>29467913
Does this mean I can get a bear claw and slushie from you?
Twilight Sparkle I'm CHS
>>29468026
>>It was extremely difficult trying to gain information from Scoots, who kept claiming she had over 300 confirmed kills.
>>29468026
>>29468127
God damn it you fuckers made me spill my beer
>>29468074
>"They were sent by the outdoorsman, the hatted chad."
"...timber..."
>"aye!"
>>29468026
Nice.
>>29467913
Yes you are! Who's a pretty little pony?
>>29468026
I want more of this
>>29469597
The princesses are into it, the disease is spreading
>>29467913
>rape
I am now going to bump this thread.
>>29468026
my sides are gone