RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

>>29465110
>That pic
My sides

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>>29456679
>At last!
>The last of the ponies was safely off the sinking yacht
>You were a bit tired from helping all those ponies, but you secured their safety
>Now you had to get off of the yacht yourself
>Except there was one tiny problem
>The last of the lifeboats was drifting away, filled to the brim with ponies
>Well, uh, no problem, you can just swim
>As you think that, the yacht tips to the side, knocking you off your feet
"WOOAAH!"
>Your head hits the guardrail, and the last thing you can see is the blue of the ocean enveloping you as your vision goes dark

>Holy shit
>Your head felt like it was about to explode
>You could hear the dripping of water reverberating around you, and you were laying on a cold, hard surface
>Your vision is shaky, but you think you're in a cave
>But the only exit you can see is high above you
>How'd you get in here?
>With a groan, you force yourself to stand up
>Eeyup, definitely a cave.
>There's a small pond off to one side
>And there's... furniture in here?
>What?
>It looked like it was all pony sized furniture, too
>Who put this here?
>As you ponder the mysteries of this cave, some splashing comes from the pond, and something leaps out
>Aw, hey, it was a pony mare!
>Except, she had.. BIG TEETH, GILLS AND A FUCKING SHARK TAIL!
"What the fuck!?"
>You fall backwards
>What is this thing?
>She flashes you a toothy grin
>"Hello!"
>Wait, what?
>"I'm Hayfin, but all my friends call me Hay! Or, well, they did, before I.."
>She puts a more somber look on for a second, but quickly returns to her grin
>"Nevermind! What's your name?"
>A sharkpony abomination was asking your name.
>How hard did you hit your head?
"Uhh.. I'm Anon."
>"Well, hi Anon! Welcome to my place!"
>She closes her eyes and smiles the happiest smile you've seen in a while
>She's showing off more sharp teeth than you're comfortable with seeing, but who are you to tell a sharkpony what to do?
>Maybe if you distract her enough, she won't eat you for a little while.

Cont.?

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>>29465110
Why?

>>29465166
hey I remember this. I used to play this all the time on my dad's old compaq computer alongside masters of magic and diablo II

>>29465161
honestly, i'd rather you write a story with a different prompt focused more on a more defined and established story/path instead of an introductory or exposition-heavy worldbuilding fic.

play to your strengths

>>29465210
Give him a shot, Anon

>>29465197
Do you still have it?

Also did you play the updated version?

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>>29465197

>>29465245
Why would they call if Civilization IV: Colonization if Civilization IV isn't required to play? Sure, they use the same engine, but by that logic, why don't we have "Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl: Clear Sky"?

>>29465161
"So, uhm, how'd I get here?"
>Your throbbing headache makes coming up with sentences pretty hard, but you felt like if you stopped talking you were gonna become fishfood
>Literally.
>"Well, I was chasing a small boat full of ponies for some lunch."
>She grins a sheepish grin
>"And then I saw you fall off a bigger boat, and I said to myself, 'Ooh! Easy pickings!'"
>Damn, your impending doom saved a boatload of ponies
>"So I swam over to ya, but then I saw you weren't even a pony! Actually, I've never seen a stallion like you!"
>Being one of the few humans in Equestria does have it's perks.
"Well, Hayfin-"
>"Call me Hay, remember?"
"Right, Hay, thank you for saving my life. But uhh, I think I should be heading back to civilization. You mind pointing me to the nearest exit?"
>You might as well try to avoid being eaten.
>She smirks.
>"Ohh no, I saved your life, remember? You owe me."
>Great.
"Okay, then can you just eat me already? Please make it quick."
>You're surprised when she looks down at the ground with a hurt expression
>"W-what? I don't eat everyone.."
"Okay, then what am I here for?"
>She regains her confidence and looks back up at you
>"You're my new mate, Anon."
>What now?
"Woah, I'm sure a fine sharkpony like you can find a perfect sharkpony stallion for herself, what do you need me for?"
>She blushes
>"Well, there's not that many of us, so I figured an exotic mare like me needs an exotic stallion like you."
"There's no getting out of this, is there?"
>"Nope!"
>Oh, god damn it.

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BIG
STRIPED
FLANKS

>>29465326
Why do all of your stories have forced relationships?

>>29465376
I dunno, it was just in the prompt and there weren't any others I saw. Plus, it works pretty well in RGRE and I wanna see if I can do it better this time.

>>29465371
I like big flanks and I cannot lie
You other stallions can't deny...

>>29465245
yeah that's the remake.
We're talking about the original 1994 version
>>29465232
Nah, it was over a decade ago famalam
I haven't even seen my dad in 6 years. Incidentally, I heard they made a fan version called FreeCol with some tweaks to it

>>29465371
I am opposed to ziggers

Updated prompt collection:
http://pastebin.com/GgD2Yvkv

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>>29465326
I thought this was going somewhere else, please continue though

>>29465703
I think you're a very nice person, Anon.

I'm curious though, where did you think it was gonna go?

>>29465326
>vore
i like where this is going

>>29465792
I thought you were going for a joke story, you ever seen old greg? Its an old skit from an adult swim show

>>29465572
>not wanting to get STRIPED in front of all the flat pony mares
wtf man

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Alright, I got that revised chapter for the Crazy Sci-Twi story

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>>29465972
Not that guy, but fuck ziggers. The good mares need a chance too.

>>29465976

>“[I][B]I WILL FEAST ON YOUR SOULS![/I][/B]”

>Anon watched as a demon, its eyes blazing with unholy fire, slammed itself against the barrier holding it in place over and over again. Each time that it rammed its body against its prison, dark green, foul-smelling blood seeped out of the many cuts on its person and a scream that would have given most nightmares erupted from its twisted, fang-filled mouth.

“…No.”

>Twilight, who had both a hayburger and a small vial floating on either side of her head, frowned. “Why not?” she asked as he made his way over to the only chair in the room and sat down.

Anon, leaning back into the chair, gave his boss a look that could have peeled paint. “I’m [i]not[/i] going in that summoning circle.”

>“[I][B]I WILL DRAG YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF TARTARUS AND EAT THE MARROW FROM YOUR BONES![/i][/b]” the demon roared, its rage shaking the very walls.

>“Come on, I know it looks scary but it’s not that bad,” Twilight said, taking a big bite out of her hayburger and noisily chewing.

“Then you go in there,” Anon replied, gesturing toward the spawn of Tartarus.

>“Somepony needs to stay out here and make sure the circle’s spells are working correctly,” Twilight said matter-of-factly. “And since Rainbow is out of town today, I need you to go in there—”

“No,” Anon interrupted, crossing his arms. “Rainbow might be stupid enough to jump in a tiny circle with a rage demon but I, most certainly, am not.”

>“All you need to do is get is some hair and a tooth or two,” Twilight said, nudging him with a wing. “You’ll be done before you know it!”

>Anon looked over at the demon, his nose scrunching up as it twisted its head three-hundred and sixty degrees around before hissing at him. He scratched his chin, leaning forward with his elbows on his knees.

“Well, at least you don’t want blood,” he dryly mused.

>>29465976
Das cute hoers.

>>29465988

>Twilight’s eyes lit up. “Well, actually, I [i]could[/i] use some demon blood,” she said, lifting a beaker from the table in the room with a spell and floating it over. “So, if you don’t mind, I’d like some of that too, Anon.”

“What’s with you and blood?” Anon demanded, looking over at her in exasperation.

>“Demon blood has many useful scientific applications,” Twilight said defensively. “And you were the one offering to get it.”

“I was [i]not[/i],” Anon sternly replied, poking her wither with a finger. “Because I’m [i]not[/i] going in there because I’m [i]not[/i] stupid and I do [i]not[/i] have a death wish.”

>Twilight rolled her eyes. “Come on Anon, you don’t need to be a little colt about this. Rainbow does this all the time and nothing bad happens to her.”

“Rainbow can slam into a mountain at five hundred miles an hour and walk away. A bad fall down a flight of ten steps could kill me.”

>“I’m telling you it’s not that bad.”

“Then I’m sure that you can get your purple fanny in there while looking after the circle then.”

>“[I][B]I WILL USE YOUR SKULLS AS CUPS, AND YOUR ENTRAILS AS CHEW TOYS FOR MY HOUNDS!” the demon snarled, its broken, hole-ridden bat wings flapping.

>Looking none too pleased, Twilight sat down next to her assistant. “Anon, that’s just a rage demon, it’s nothing to worry about—”

“If someone told me a couple of years ago that my future boss was going to say something like that, I’d have punched them right in the mouth…”

>“—[i]all[/i] you need to do is watch its teeth and make sure none of its saliva gets on you.”

Anon perked up. “Saliva?”

>He watched as some of the demon’s drool fell from its mouth and hit toward floor. With some alarm, he watched as it ate away the crystal with a sharp hiss.

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>>29465993

He found himself shaking his head. “No. Nope. You have me doing a lot of weird, crazy shit, Twi, but this is where I draw the line. I’m not doing this.”

>“I’ll be right here in case something happens,” Twilight reassured, finishing her hayburger with one last big bite. “And everypony knows that demons can’t hurt virgin stallions, so you’ll be fine.”

Anon twitched, looking over at the princess with a less than friendly expression. “First off, [i]fuck you[/i]. Second, we both know that that stallion thing is a crock.”

>“No, it’s not!”

Huffing, Anon looked over at the demon. “Hey. If I come in there are you going to attack me?”

>Flames erupted from the demon’s back as it threw back its mangled head and let out a roar. “[i][b]I WILL EXTINGUISH YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE![/I][/B]”

Anon smiled pleasantly. “Thank you,” he said, before turning back toward Twilight. “Not gonna attack me huh?”

>Twilight grumbled quietly to herself, her tail flicking against the ground as she looked down at the floor deep in thought. Her horn glowed, and with a pop another hayburger appeared right next to her. Still thinking hard, she took a bite out of it.

Anon seeing this, snorted to himself. “Are you sure you need another one of those?” he asked, and was pointedly ignored.

>Finally, after a few moments, the proverbial light bulb lit above Twilight’s head, causing her to perk up. “Oh! I know! Give me a second, I’ll be right back!”

>Before Anon could process what she had said,her horn flickered to life and both she and her hayburger disappeared with a pop.

“I thought you were supposed to be making sure the circle was right!” he yelled, before throwing up his hands.

Groaning to himself, he covered his face with his hands. “Why did that strip club have to take down that help wanted sign?” he grumbled.

>>29466007

>The demon bashed its head against its prison with such force that one of its horns broke off with a sickening crack. It immediately roared in pain, bucking and braying and snarling.

>“[I][B]RELEASE ME, MORTAL! RELEASE ME SO THAT I MAY FEAST ON YOUR HEART![/I][/B]”

“Shut up, you knock-off bat pony,” the tired assistant said, leaning back into his chair and rubbing his temples.

>There was a pop, and in a flash of magic, Twilight reappeared right next to him with a smile--and breadcrumbs-- on her face. Looking over at her, Anon noticed that the princess had a series of items on her back. Items that had absolutely no business being in this room.

>“Here, you can use this stuff to protect yourself,” the princess said, levitating the items up from her back and setting them onto Anon’s lap.

“…An oven mitt, umpire’s helmet, and a cricket bat?” Anon said, bewilderment working its way into his voice as he looked down at the seemingly random assortment of things.

Nose scrunching up, he looked up at her questioningly. “Why the oven mitt?”

>“It’ll protect your hand when you’re extracting the teeth,” Twilight replied, all smiles.

Blinking owlishly, Anon back down at the objects in his lap. “You must be dumbest genius that I’ve ever met...”

>Twilight, choosing to ignore what her number two assistant had just said, gave him a nudge with her wither. “Since this is a low-level demon, we don’t have to prepare any of these items so that they can injure it. So all you need to do is go in there and wallop the thing a couple of times with the bat until its calmed down enough that you can get everything we need!”

“Where did you even get an umpire’s helmet and a cricket bat? I understand the oven mitt, but you’ve never played a sport in your entire life…” Anon muttered, picking up the bat and examining it.

>>29466018

>With a spell, Twilight placed the umpire’s helmet—which was five sized too big for the human—onto his head, making sure to clip the chin strap into place. This caused the helmet to twist to the left slightly, but grabbing it with her hoof Twilight straightened it. Still smiling, she then placed her assistant’s hand into the oven mitt.

>“There we go! You’re all dressed up and ready,” she said with a little hop.

Anon’s bewildered look turned sour as he examined himself. “I look ridiculous.”

>“You look like somepony that’s ready to fight a demon,” Twilight chirped, straightening the helmet again when she noticed that it was slowly creeping to the left.

“If this is what you ponies wear when you’re fighting demons then I think I’m better off on another team,” Anon said, dropping the cricket bat to the floor and once again crossing his arms. “And I already told you, I’m not going in there. I don’t care what you bring me to wear, I don’t care what you say or do. There’s no way in hell that I’m going to step into that—”

>“I’ll give you double overtime pay for today.”

>Anon’s body jerked as if it had just been struck with lightning. Eyes widening, he looked over at his now smirking boss. Several emotions flashed across his face; anger, outrage, surprise, irritation. Sitting up in his chair, he puffed his chest out, ready to give Twilight a piece of his mind, but the alicorn was too fast for him.

>“I’ll give you double overtime pay for today [i]and[/i] tomorrow,” she offered, the smirk on her face turning into a grin.

Anon’s eyes narrowed down to slits. “Double overtime for the rest of the week.”

>Twilight’s grin vanished. “But it’s Monday!”

“There is no words in English, Equish, Entish,, Griffish, or Donkish that can come close to describe how little I give a shit,” Anon replied, looking her right in the eye.

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>>29466021

>Twilight’s nose scrunched up. “...Fine, but don’t I don’t want you complaining for the rest of the week,” she grumbled, taking a bite out of her hayburger.

“There is absolutely nothing on this earth that will keep me from complaining about working, whatever that job may be,” Anon said, climbing to his feet. “And you get ready to get me out of there quick. If I get bit in the ass I’m going to do more than complain.”

>Twilight’s smile came back to her face. “Thanks for doing this, Anon,” she said gratefully.

>Not looking at her, Anon lifted the cricket bat and smacked her hayburger out of the air. Twilight, seeing her delicious snack hit the dirty floor, squawked like an angry chicken.

>“Hey!”

The human ignored her, staring hard at the demon. “It is through force of will alone that I move this fragile form through the void,” he said, readying himself as the demon, baring its fangs, crotched down in a low and threatening manner.

Anon took a step toward the summoning circle, his grip on the cricket bat. “That and a nicer paycheck…”

>>29466029
Alrighty, I'm done

>>29466037
>RGRE Twi is a sociopath
What's new, huh? Also how come the normal townsponies aren't going apeshit at Twilight for putting a stallion under this much abuse?

>>29465993
>Rage demon
>Bleeding green
>Spits acid
>Anon gives a very good reason for him not to go in, citing a pony's ability to walk away from fatal situations unharmed
LaP I love your writing, but your Anon's a pussy. I haven't read past this post but I'll bet you a hundred real life dollars that Anon buckles and goes in anyway

>>29466061
Because they think surely it isn't that. He's just a hysterical stallion once again being over-dramatic about some menial chore that his patient employer has assigned to him. "Anger demon". Sure thing, colt.

>>29465957
Nah, what's it about?

>>29466125
And then he comes back missing an arm

>>29466037
where is the pastebin LaP?

>>29466160
No, humans can do that. If threatened, they can detach a limb and use it as a distraction.

>>29466182
>they can detach a limb and use it as a distraction
lyra keep your OP mary-sue humans out of here

>>29466037
I'm waiting patiently for this to start getting RGRE......

>>29465371
>”It’s just not natural I tell yah!”
“Applejack calm down.”
>”Twilight I ain’t havin’ it.”
>Your wings rose up to your temples and began moving in a circular soothing motion.
“Remember when we had our little misunderstanding about Zecora? Maybe we should just be-“
>”That was different and you know it Twi, first it’s Anon, next thing yah know and all the colts will get stolen by those- those”
>Applejack was a good pony, but sometimes she had this bad habit of being a little…
>”Dang Ziggers!”
>Racist

Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner
“I told you these cupcakes were great.”
>The zebrican princess only smiled as she engulfed another cupcake.
>Being the newly appointed ambassador to Zebrica was by far the best job you could’ve hoped for.
>Good pay, a great dental plan, and all the zebra princess pussy you could want.

>>29466305
>dat thicc zebrican ass shakes the whole damn building
>every night
>The two move the bed to the basement, since stone walls are sturdier
>Get noise complaints
>Get ethical complaints about action's corrupting influence
>At least you know you're doing something right

>>29465388
this forced relationships shit is why no one cares about your shitty writing

make an actual relationship and then you'll be more readable

>>29466402
Chill, nigga.
It was a funny oneshot off of a prompt.
No need to scream about your lack of fetish.

>>29466416
Damn, dude, chill out. Okay, fine, maybe you've got a point (although you could've been a lot less of a dickweed about it). I guess I'll wait for another prompt.

>>29466455
Fuck me, I responded to the wrong guy, meant to respond to >>29466402

>>29466305
>Applejack is correct
>Anon's zebra girlfriend is kind and loving, in fact, their relationship is basically a fairy tale come to life
>Stallions begin flocking to zebra mares in search of the same thing, and are not disappointed
>Pony mares find themselves without dick for the first time in centuries, as all the colts are currently balls-deep in zebra pussy

>Not all zebras rhyme, Zeccora is just weird.

>>29466523
I believe you mean
>I'm a weak writer who refuses to use a thesaurus

>>29466544
I can make things rhyme but I'd rather it be a unique thing to Zeccora.

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>>29466402

>>29466544
>"Anon ya dingus, gimme yo penis!"

>>29466305
>The scene playing out before you was just downright confusing.
>The Zebrican Princess, or Maddie, as she preferred to be called was getting an earful from Applejack.
>What you didn’t know was why?
>”We don’t take kindly to your folk around these parts.”
>Did her ancestors and zebras not get along or something?
“Applejack just calm down and tell us what’s eating you already.”
>”You just stay quiet Sugarcube, this doesn’t concern you.”
>Actually it did.
>You were supposed to be looking after the princess.
>And getting verbally assaulted wasn’t going to look good on your record.
>”Your tongue lashing is quite inappropriate don’t you think, perhaps we could talk about this over drink?”
>”No can do, the only thing I want is you to do is leave town.”
>”My mission here is one of peace it wouldn’t bode well for me to let it cease.”
“Applejack she’s here to open up new trade agreements between our nations and you’re just being rude.”
>The apple mare only narrowed her eyes and decided to forego any more arguments.
>”You have till sundown to leave town.”
>With that just as quickly as she had appeared, Applejack was gone.
>That mare had some serious issues.
“Sorry about that, she get’s like that sometimes.”
>”Do not fret, though I doubt her threats are merely a way to vent.”
“So what do you want to do now?”
>A sly grin came over her neutral expression.
>”I have an idea to pass the time, the question you should ask is whether your place or mine.”
>You have to remember to tip the hotel staff because they were going to need a hell of a cleanup crew after the two of you were done.

>>29466457
Nah, you write what you want, that chucklefuck is just REEEEing because it's the only thing neck-beards can do when they face something they don't like.

>>29466402
Where's the story you've written with an actual relationship in it?

>>29466628
Do you know how I can tell you're new?

>>29466665
I've actually been gone awhile, left some time a little after season four. No, but really tell me why I'm new.

>>29466674
Apparently you're new because you don't follow the legitimately autistic path of REEEEEing at things you don't like.

>>29466796
I'm just gonna point at you and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>29466402
"So, uhm, how'd I get here?"
>Your throbbing headache makes coming up with sentences pretty hard, but you felt like if you stopped talking you were gonna become fishfood
>Literally.
>"Well, I was chasing a small boat full of ponies for some lunch."
>She grins a sheepish grin
>"And then I saw you fall off a bigger boat, and I said to myself, 'Ooh! Easy pickings!' So I swam over to ya, but then I saw you weren't even a pony! Actually, I've never seen a stallion like you!"
>Being one of the few humans in Equestria does have it's perks.
"Well, Hayfin-"
>"Call me Hay, remember?"
"Right, Hay, thank you for saving my life. But uh, I think I should be heading back to civilization. You mind pointing me to the nearest exit?"
>You might as well try to avoid being eaten.
>She frowns
>"I'd love to help you get back home, but.."
"But?"
>"We're kinda in a cave on an island in the middle of the ocean."
>Great.
>You let out a heavy sigh and sit down on the cave floor
"Isn't that just perfect?"
>Hayfin notices you're pretty upset over this
>"Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm sure we'll find a way eventually. In the meantime, you can hang out with me!"
"Oh, yeah, because a sharkpony abomination is exactly the kind of company I enjoy."
>She looks hurt for a second before putting on a stern face
>"Would you rather I eat you?"
>Oh
>You seem to have forgotten you're talking to a predator here.
"No, sorry, I just.."
>Her look softens
>She walks over and sits next to you
>"I know I might not be the most enjoyable company, but I'm all you've got.. and you're all I've got. I've been living alone for about a year now."
"Is that why you won't eat me? So you have someone to talk to?"
>She looks down at the ground with a hurt expression
>"H-hey, I don't eat everyone, y'know.."
>Heh, she was kinda cute when she was embarrassed
>With the all this mess in the cave, it definitely looks like she could use a stallion's help
>Maybe your time on this island wouldn't be so bad after all

Better, faggot?

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>You are Anonymous
>You have been in the harem of Sultana Rahima for two years.
>You are one of her favourites, an Ikbal, the highest rank that can be attained before becoming one of her husbands.
>To climb higher, one had to give the Sultana a foal. Something very unlikely to happen, in your case.
>Despite many attempts, your seed would not take. Humans and ponies cannot breed.
>Not entirely unsurprising but you are still saddened by it. You love her and would happily give her foals if you could.
>But apparently it is not to be.
>The other harem members were quick to notice and just as quick to mock you for it.
>As long as Rahima wasn't present, of course.
>One of the husbands, Faizan, was especially infuriating.
>He'd walk past you when you were practicing your dancing or reading in the palace gardens, his five children in tow.
>When they passed you, he'd look at you with a smug, gloating expression on his face.
>Look at what I've made. You will never have this.
>Bastard.
>You take some small comfort in the fact that any love between him and the Sultana appears to have cooled.
>She did not give him any truly extravagant gifts on his birthday like she usually does with her husbands, only a modest sum of bits, and her attitude towards him that day was formal and stiff.
>You wonder if Rahima even slept with him that day. Hopefully not.
>Taking a deep breath, you calm yourself. Today is not a day to be angry.
>Rahima is coming home today.
>Her campaign against the zebra tribes in the south has been long but is now finally over.
>The husbands will be the first to greet her, and after them the Ikbals.
>You want to look your best for her.
>You take another look at yourself in the mirror, making sure you haven't missed anything.
>Your golden necklace and earrings, your bracelets, your robes...
>Yes, everything seems to be in order.
>Smiling, you turn away, leave the room and start making your way to the courtroom to await your beloved Sultana.

short I know but pls r8/h8

>>29466865
>Sticking your dick in filthy sandpony vagina
You realize they wipe themselves with their hoof and only splash it around in water before eating, right?

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>>29466865
Where did this even come from?

>>29466865
Political manslut backstabbing with Arabian Princesses? Sounds pretty good.

>>29466898

There was a promp about Saddle Arabia last thread, I believe.

>Anon is in an abusive relationship by pony standards
>No goodnight kisses
>Only 15 minutes of good-morning cuddling
>Whenever she makes cookies she gives Anon all the burnt ones
>Anon's mare friend finds out about this and whiteknights him super hard

>>29466305
>>29466624

kek

>>29466865
Well written, though I can't help get squicked by the idea of other husbands sleeping with Anon's beloved. The spouses using kids as status symbols among themselves is a good authentic touch.
I am interested, if you want to continue.

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>>29466824
much better you cunt
actually readable
now take the fucking time to make a slow relationship you giant cockgobbler
like sharkpone teaching anon how to fish properly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmVWGvO8Yhk

or some other cute shit

>>29466865
Cucks need to go back to their thread

>>29466896

kek

>>29466900
>>29466963

>squicked by the idea of other husbands sleeping with Anon's beloved.

Yeah, I understand. I personally think a domimant woman, or pony in this case, having sex with her own harem of males and them being okay with it is pretty hot. But I get that not everyone is into the same that I am.

Alright, I'll see about writing some more later tomorrow. Right now I have to sleep.

I never thought the first thing (longer than 3 or 4 sentences) I'd write would be on a mongolian image board about My Little Pony. Not really sure how to feel about this.

>>29466999
I like this teaching to fish idea
Check'd

>>29467017
Not rgre enough
You're looking for marital problems thread

>>29467035
This is the most polite "you're in the wrong thread" I've ever seen.

>>29467035
> not rgre
Fuck off it's the most RGRE story we've had in a very long time.

> literally reversed roles, with harem of males
> strong assertive female (off-screen) who isn't just crazy for anon
> catty males

>>29466865
I like it so far. Curious to see where you would take it.

>>29467017

>I personally think a domimant woman, or pony in this case, having sex with her own harem of males and them being okay with it is pretty hot. But I get that not everyone is into the same that I am.

see anon, you understand not everyone gets it, and you obviously haven't been following rgre for very long, this story will 100% turn the thread into shitposting and autism

if you want actual feedback I highly recommend you that this to the marital problems thread, they are more than likely to enjoy this story and provide feedback and ideas

>>29467179
>you obviously haven't been following rgre for very long, this story will 100% turn the thread into shitposting and autism
This made me laugh really hard. We're getting more and more like AiE by the day.

>>29467035
>>29467179
> suggesting marital problems thread
But, the anon in this story isn't having real marital problems? If anything it sounds like he's in a pretty good place; not the best but whatevs. He doesn't seem too broken up about it either, so it's not a tale of regret & revenge as most Marital problems are.

That said I'm all for seeing some backroom fighting for harem dominance. Or maybe some daring zebra mares will cross the border and raid the palace in revenge, making off with anon as plunder.

And as much as we're all "herd herd herd" up in here, in a society with vastly unequal wealth distribution, it would be perfectly reasonably for a mare at the top to have a bunch of males all to herself.

>>29467217
Except we function and produce content on a regular basis.

>>29466824
I personally liked it the first way better but this is good too.

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>>29467247
>> suggesting marital problems thread
>But, the anon in this story isn't having real marital problems?

>>29466564
>>29466523
I like the idea that it is a trait unique to Zebra Shamans.

>>29466918
>>No goodnight kisses
>>Whenever she makes cookies she gives Anon all the burnt ones

Truly this is the face of EVIL

>>29466029
YESSSSSS!

>>29467247
It doesn't show up very much, since they actually got married instead of just shacking up, but occasionally the idea floats around of Cadence adding Anon to her family, and having two stallions all to herself, to the envy of mares everywhere.

>>29466865
>Queen opala
what the fuck...

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Now bend over and write more

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>>29465110
So what kind of Toyline would little Colts would like?

I'll go first:

>Pretty Princes: doll collection
>Perfect gift for your perfect little Prince!
The toylines needs to be something that girls would like in real life

>>29466624
do you know how real racists actually act, or are you just going off of what hollywood thinks the 1890s were like?

>>29467718
Oh man, I know that pone. I can tell exactly what's going to happen next.

How do mares OBJECTIFYING colts?

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>Go on, my son! Stick it rite in me minge!
"Can't we - make out a bit first?"
>You wot, you wot? Wot are ya, a poof?
"I'm... not ready."
>Wot, yoo not got a stiffy yet? >Fakkin' 'ell, we int got orl nite.
>'Ow about rubben me teats for a bit, that do it for yer?
"Well..."
>Carm on you fakkin' bender! I ent 'ad a shag since larst toosday, get that willy up and starting pauhndin' me vage wiv it willyer?
"Oh..." *boner is kill*
>Stone the fakkin' crows, yer gorn completely limp now intcher?
>Wot a waste of fakkin' time. Yer got a fag at least?
"I don't smoke..."
>Fakkin' 'ell

>>29467883
Chavtavia is the best.

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>"Come on cutie! Why dont you let me take you home and have a little fun?"
>The audacious little mare slaps you on the ass
>You are about to punt the little football until you hear you marefriend yell back
>"W-why dont you just b-buck off Short Hop? Anon is taken!"
>Short Hop casts a dismissive glance at Derpy and laughs
>"He's only taken because he doesn't realize that he doesnt't need to settle for damaged goods."
>Your knuckles crack as your fists clench
"Shut your fagg-"
>You are cut off as Derpy launches from her chair and lands in front of Short Hop, wings unfurled and tuft out
>"ANON IS MINE! I WONT LET YOU TAKE HIM FROM ME!"
>You reel back at the volume of Derpy's shout
>The mare in front of her recoils like she had been slapped
>She almosts seems to give up until she glances back at the table she came from
>The mares at the table shout out encouragement for the little shit
>Emboldened by her comrades she puffs her chest out stares down Derpy
>"Bring it."
>She squeaks it out and all hell breaks loose
>Derpy launches herself at Short Hop using her wings to propel her with incredible force
>Short Hop barely had time to rear up when they collide
>A ball of biting kicking and shouting pony rolling around on the floor
>When you finally overcome your shock you rush forward to help Derpy
>As you reach out to grab her your head explodes in pain
>When it fades slightly you realize you are on the ground covered in booze
>Reaching up you feel blood seeping through your scalp and what feels like glass shards
>Its only when a mare yells "SHE JUST GLASSED A COLT!" do you put two and two together
>In what seems like slow motion though it could just be the head injury half the bar throws themselves at the three mares that were with Short Hop
>The havoc from the brawl was almost as debilitating as your head wound

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>>29467903
>Somehow through the foggy daze in your mind you managed to find a thought
>DERPY!
>Your eyes widen in panic as you look around for your marefriend
>You finally spot her on the very edge of the brawl
>Your eyes catch one of hers as she rears back and bucks Short Hop into the crowd
>She turns back and sees that her opponent is caught in the maelstrom of mares and quickly turns back to you
>She flashes you a short triumphant smile that causes her split lip to bleed more
>Then she sees you are injured and in one of those rare moments both her eyes lock onto you
>She rushes over to you almost as fast as she slammed into the other mare
>"ANON! ANON ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?"
>Wrapping your arms around her you scan her for injuries
>Seeing nothing more than a bleeding lip and swelling eye you relax a little bit
"Yeah I think Im alright. Probably gonna need to go to the hospital though."
>Her eyes somehow get wider and before you know it you are being half pulled half flown across town to the hospital

>Two hours later
>You are laying in a hospital bed
>They pulled the glass out of your scalp and bandaged it up
>Not bad enough for stitches and it shouldnt scar but they have to keep you over night for observation
>Derpy managed to make it out with only minor injuries but she is gonna have a black eye for a while
>She has been silent since she found out that you were going to be ok
>She is sitting in the chair next to your bed and has been staring at two different tiles on the floor for about twenty minutes
"Derpy whats wrong?"
>She shakes her head
>"Its nothing Anon."
>You can tell by the sound of her voice something is definitely wrong
"Don't lie to me bubblebut."
>Your nickname for her gets her attention
>She sighs and looks up at you
>"Its my fault you got hurt. I wasn't mare enough to protect you."
"Derpy it wasn't your fault at all. It was those crazy mares."
>She shakes her head
>"If I hadn't started the fight you wouldn't have been hurt."

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>>29467903
yes

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>>29467918
>You get off the bed and pick up your mare
>"Anon you're hurt! You shouldn't be up!"
"Shush!"
>You boop her which makes her scrunch her face up
>She winces as it causes her to move part of her bruised face
"Sorry."
>Gently you carry her over to the bed and lay back down with her on your stomach
>You stroke her mane and she leans into your hand
"Derpy I know its not your fault because if you hadn't started that fight I would have."
>"But!"
"Shush. The only butt I care about is yours."
>She sighs again and lays her head down on your chest
>You both lay there in silence while you gently stroke her mane
>When a thought pops in your head you have to ask it
>"Hey Bubblebut what caused you to do that anyways? This isnt the first mare to be a little cunt around us."
>She mumbles something into your chest
"What was that?"
>She lifts her head up and you can see the tears in her eyes
>"Because I am already a failure as a pony. I didnt want to be a failure as a mare too."
>She turns her head away
>"Though now I am just an all around failure."
>You pull her against you again
>She squeaks as you pull her in for a quick kiss
"Derpy you are as far from failure as a mare can get. You are a great marefriend, an amazing mailmare, and you have one of the meanest donkey kicks I have ever seen."
>The last part gets a chuckle out of her
"Im serious! Did you see that mare fly? For a second I thought you had kicked her so hard a pair of wings had popped out of her."
>She wipes her face with her hoof and smiles up at you
>You lean down and kiss her again
"Derpy every day you make me more proud to be your coltfriend. Today I am just a little more proud than most days."

>>29467928
Sorry if there are any fucked up parts. 4chan fought me tooth and nail when it came to posting this.

Hope you enjoy it friends.

>>29467944
Please never leave us.

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>>29467944
>derpywaifu

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>>29467928

Top shelf stuff.

>>29468175
>Top shelf
Poor pacing, imagery, and punctuation does't exactly qualify as top shelf material, anon.

>>29468207
He just means we need more of the Derpster around here.

>>29468222
trips confirm more ditzy horse

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>Sometime after her marriage, Cadence has a drunken night of sex with Anon.
>Both agree to never speak of it again in the morning.
>After Flurry's birth, Cadence notice's something odd about Flurry.
>Namely, the growing canine teeth and oddly aggressive demeanor that a foal should not have.
>Cadence flashes back to the drunken night a year ago.
>She, a princess, who has a monogamous husband in a land where the genders are skewed, gave birth to a bastard after cheating, something most mares don't even get the chance to do.
>It hits her like a ton of bricks just how hard she killed herself socially.
>Fuck fuck fuck what does she do?!

"Shucks Twilight, I aint sure whut I'm able to teach that mighty tall glass of water. I'm not sure if you've noticed, but I aint exactly known for pickin up stallions."
>"Well I know you don't go seeking them out, but a strong mare like you never has any trouble getting them to notice you. Remember Trenderhoof?"
>She giggles as you roll your eyes.
"Yes, and I'd also like to forget. Way too coltish for me."
>You do know a lot of hard working janefilly type stallions, unfortunately they all seem to be related to you.
>"Well the point is while you don't think you have anything to teach, you may just accidentally do just that. And besides, it'll still be good for Nonny to learn more about the different types of personalities mares can have. We might just find out he has a thing for cowgirls."
>You have to fan yourself with your hat a little as you let out a deep breath.
"Alright alright you made yer point, I'll take him off yer hooves for a while."
>You place your hat back on your head.
>She smiles and lightly presses her neck to yours, rubbing softly. "Thanks AJ, I just know you two are going to have a great time, he's...."
>You wait a good ten seconds as she just stands there, before you take a few steps back to see the faraway look on her face.
"Dreamy huh?"
>You chuckle as she shakes her head and blushes. "Yeah, oh yeah..."
"So where is he anyway?"

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>>29467883
oh fuck that's adorable!

we need more chavtavia!

>>29468364
>"BOOM!" You suddenly hear a deep voice shout, accompanied by what may as well be an explosion.
>You and Twilight sprint to the sound as quickly as possible, dodging tree after tree as you run through the orchid.
>You dig your hooves into the dirt to come to a stop, surveying the scene before you.
>An apple tree with all its apples bucked.
>And that's not all, all the leaves have fallen off as well, the whole thing's slanting over with a few roots having been pulled up from the earth, and in the centre, where the bark has been smashed away, is a smoking dent in the shape of a huge fist.
>And in front of it, Nonny Bravo and Applebloom.
"What in the-"
>Nonny spins around multiple times so his whole body is a blur. "Ha ho!"
>He poses a few times as he stops in front of your sister.
>"I don't know what this here tree did to tick you off, but he aint gonna be bothering you any more little missy, ha!"
>He about turns quickly, pointing an accusatory finger to the tree.
>"As for you, your mini damsel in distressing days are over, not while Nonny Bravos around."
"Uhhh..."

>>29468375
>You warily trot closer to them, trying to ignore the feelings fluttering through you as you look over his studly bod.
"Applebloom, were you tryin ta buck this tree?"
>Before she can answer, you're snatched up and layed across one of Nonnys powerful forelimbs as he gazes down to you, and your hind legs start automatically rubbing themselves together.
>"She was, but don't you fret none." He raises a leg, placing it on the stump of a tree you'd previously cut down, looking forwards and up to the skies.
>"For wherever I see a flustered filly being intimidated by some taunting tree..." He pulls out a red white and blue flag from somewhere, holding the pole up high with the tip planted next to his foot on the tree stump, the huge amount of thin fabric flapping in the breeze.
>"Nonny Bravo will rescue that filly, defeat the tree, and save the day! All hopefully while babes are watching."
>His head swivels left and right, searching, before looking down to Twilight. "You didn't happen to see any babes I might have overlooked did you?"
>She smiles apologetically to him. "Sorry Nonny, you're still the only human in Equestria."
>"Dang." He places you back down to your hooves.
>You breathe in and out, trying to replace his musk with the normal fresh air, trying to forget how effortlessly he lifted you.
>"Uhh, thanks for fighting that tree for me Nonny! Hey listen, I've got my cutie mark and everything now, so it probably wouldn't even be illegal if we-"
"Applebloom!"
>"I was just gonna say kiss, AJ, gosh, nothing like in those Playmares of yours."

>>29468382
"Oh yeah? Come 'ere a minute!"
>"You come 'ere a minute!"
"Oh yeah?"
>You shake your forelimb at her as she shrieks with a giggle and runs away, and you let out a sigh.
"Sorry about that Nonny."
>"That's okay, I know what it's like to have an annoying little girl running around, always getting into your stuff, crampin your style, drivin away the babes, always lookin happy to see you...."
>He stares far away into the distance for a moment.
"Nonny?"
>He looks back down to you. "So what's a Playmare?"
>Your eyes shoot wide open as Twilight giggles beside you. "And with that I'm off, have a nice day AJ, Nonny!"
>She happily trots away to leave you with the awkward hanging question.
"Uh, nuthin, come on, you look like the kinda guy would enjoy some sweatin. Uh, workin."
>Mind outta the gutter there filly.
"So apart from that one tree that was uh, clearly evil, the rest of them in this section need ta be bucked just so that the apples fall off em."
>You take a deep breath to prepare yourself.
"Here, let me show you..."

>>29468392
>You use the cart plus an upside down bucket to get yourself nice and high, gently running your hooves along the muscular boulder that makes up part of his arm.
"S-so you bring your arm back... That's it..."
>You rub against his shoulder briefly, before you guide him, slowly moving his arm forwards until his fist touches the tree.
"Now you want to hit here, right in the centre so you don't glance off of it, and so the tremors run all the way to to tip of each branch..."
>You run your hooves down his arm, feeling each muscle that blends into the next, his power throbbing through each one, his body feeling so warm.
"Now as you're, so, so mightily strong... Yer gonna have ta make sure that as your fist hits the tree, yer arm is just about locked straight, and you aint pushin through..."
>You guide his arm back again, until you're positioned at his shoulder again, breathing heavily, panting softly by his ear.
>Hoo nelly that was not supposed to get you so riled up.
"G-give it a shot."
>His arm immediately explodes forwards, fist thudding into the tree, but this time without him leaning his body into it and trying to push through, all the apples fall down, and nothing else.
>You wipe off the sweat that was beading on your forehead.
"Perfect..."

>>29468402
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>You smile as you look over to your partner, bucking another tree.
>It's been nice, some good conversation, even if you do keep saying dumb things, blushing, and having your back legs give out so you end up trying to buck the trees with your flank.
>You'd almost started giving up hope that you'd find a stallion like this.
>Not afraid to put some work in, that doesn't get offended if you actually treat them as an equal...
>Of course he still freaked out a little when one of the apples fell on his head and he had to pull out a pocket mirror to make sure his mane was still perfect, but hey, he is a stallion after all.
>And that mane does look darn sweet on him.
>The two of you talked about his old life, and the little girl that was constantly causing hijinks.
>"Applejack! Applejack!"
>You turn to the sound to see two fillies running towards you.
>Sweetiebelle and Scootaloo.
>This can't be good.
"Girls what is it?"
>"They pant for a few seconds to catch their breath. "Applebloom.." "The Everfree.."
"Stay at the barn!"
>You call out before you start galloping, Nonny at your side running with you.
>The girls shout out something about an apple core, but you've no time for apples right now.
>As you break through the forest line, into the Everfree, you can hear your sister screaming for help.
>You chase down the sound, dodging passed trees once again.

>>29468392
>He looks back down to you. "So what's a Playmare?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpOt17zWnn0

>>29468408
>You come to a clearing, where you find Applebloom, backing up as much as she can against a cliff face, with a monumental manticore stalking towards her, growling.
>And then pouncing.
"APPL-"
>"SUZY!"
>Nonny dashes ahead of you with lightning speed, tackling into the side of the manticore, the two tumbling away in a flurry of fur and muscle.
>You rush on over to your sister, bringing her back to the relative safety of the trees as you look her over, finding only a few scrapes, probably from running and getting caught by twigs and leaves.
>The two of you look to Nonny, wrestling with the manticore, hands on its upper and lower teeth, holding it back and pulling its mouth wide open as it tries to bite off his head.
>A huge paw takes a swipe at him. "Arrgh!"
>He casts the beast to the side as he looks down to his chest, claw marks ripped through the fabric of his clothing, blood running in small rivers from long cuts on his chest.
>"My bod. My illustrious bod! You'll pay for that you overgrown rug, c'mere!"
>The two clash again, this time with Johnny punching the beast so hard its big fanged teeth get knocked out in a shower of white and red, sailing through the air, as the beast too goes flying back.
>It crashes into the cliff side, crack marks splitting open in the ancient solid rock.
>Nonny's on the monster once again, wrestling with it, tying it up with its own scorpion tail before backing up and dusting his hands.
>"Take that you sour puss."

>>29468415
>He strides back over to the two of you as you gaze up to him in awe, and shame.
>Sure it was a fully grown manticore, and you were more preoccupied with your sister, but you did nothing.
>You just let a colt, and no matter how huge and beefy he is he's still a colt, throw himself into a suicidal situation, as you just sat there and did nothing.
>"Are you alright?"
"Are you alright?"
>You both ask at once.
>"I'm fine, how's you and your sis?"
>You let out a relieved breath, before looking down to your sleeping sister, leaning against you.
"Fine as well, she's just tuckered out..."
>He leans down, gently lifting her up, and resting her in barely more than the crook of his arm.
>He does the same with you and his other arm, except you've got your flanks sat against his warm muscled arm, back leaning against him as you stare forwards.
>The two of you rest as Nonny takes you back to the farm, where you assure Appleblooms friends you're all alright.
>The three of them are gonna get a right hollerin at tomorrow, and Applebloom will have so many chores she'll wish that manticore had gotten hold of her instead of you.
>But for now, they're free to go.
>You lead Nonny up to her room so he can place her down for a little nap, before you lead him to the living room to take a seat on the couch as you get some medical supplies.
~~~~~

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>>29468415
>blood running in small rivers from long cuts on his chest

>>29468434
>You focus on the task, ignoring his now bare torso while you're in his lap, all those gorgeous muscles on display.
>As you do so you also try and calm your nerves and keep your hooves steady by talking to him a little more about the similarities between Applebloom and Suzy.
>Just before you wrap the bandages around him, you can't help yourself.
>You lean forwards, and plant a soft tender kiss over one of his rapidly healing wounds, in your mind kissing it better as well as showing your appreciation for his immense bravery and strength.
>Your lips are stained red as you can't help but to place more kisses, along each of the marks he received for your sister.
>Father forgive me...
>You pull back, slightly breathless and dizzy as you, with him helping, wrap the bandages around him.
"Thank you Nonny... I owe you more than anything I have to give..."
>You rest your head lightly against him, your hat tilting to the side.
>His fingers gently scratch just behind your ears as you rest with him.
>"Hey, it's no problem, I-"
"No, no Nonny... I'm not going to forget this... Would, would you like to stay for dinner? I'm sure Applebloom would like to thank her saviour too."
>You make sure to add on your sister, don't want to make this sound like a date, especially when he doesn't see ponies in that way yet.
>You're not sure you could survive being rejected by him now.
>He smiles warmly down to you. "Sounds swell."
>"Awwww that's so sweet, now don't you two make just the cutest couple..."
>Your eyes open in alarm as you turn.
"G-Granny, n-now don't get any ideas..."
>"I keep tellin AJ she needs ta find herself a stallion to put a foal in her. I aint gettin any younger. That reminds me! Wait right there stud, I've got an album of Applejacks foal pictures I just know you''ll enjoy."
>... Where's a manticore when you need one?

http://pastebin.com/u/CaptainAnonymous

>>29468452
Fascinating...

>>29468452
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

>>29467883
>"Stick it up me shitpipe then, ya poof!"

>>29468452
>Granny Smith: The Amazingly Embarrassing Elder

I binged daring douche, so now all my greens come out reading like brandnewwritefag

>>29466624
Loved it.

>>29468452
Good stuff

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>>29468557
>Your marefriend Spitfire brings you home with her.
>Her widow mom unashamedly hits on you.
>Sptifire is embarrassed, but doesn't stop it.
>Remember that you saw one smaller herd in Ponyville where a mare and her mother were both in it.
>Wait...
>Oh shit.

>>29468712
>Your Superior Human Predatory Hearing allows you to hear their whispers
>"Moooom, I called first dibs, ok?"
>"You're right, dear, lemme know how he is in the sack!"
>"Mom! Wait until he's not here to ask that, ok?"

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>>29467928
daww

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>>29468382
>>"Uhh, thanks for fighting that tree for me Nonny! Hey listen, I've got my cutie mark and everything now, so it probably wouldn't even be illegal if we-"
KEK
damn appleblooms putting on some real aggressive moves before any other mare

>>29468452
Reading this makes me want to watch johnny bravo, but it always tumblr tier triggers me how johnny gets abused with no repercussions.

>>29468906
I just found out there's a movie where he becomes a bollywood star, it's pretty good.

>>29468906
I know that feel. Especially since he was always such a great dude in the show, constantly getting shat on.

>>29468222
Trips confirm good taste.

>>29466029
Tom Cruise

>>29468906
nah, i would have been fine with all of that if, at the end, I knew it would all end with him landing in a loving relationship with a girl who like johnny for who he is, not what he looks like. some girl who could see past the front he puts up to get babes.

>>29468976
>Fine with someone getting the shit beat outta them for simply saying hi or giving a complement
You're a strange one.

>>29468982
i meant if there was a reward at the end of the journey, that somehow johnny learned from these experiences and figured out how to pick the right woman.

it's also a cartoon with cartoon physics, so most of the time his pain is temporary and avoidable if he only learned. the total lack of any kind of character development throughout the entire show really bummed me out.

>>29467704
That's not Queen Opala, she's got a bob cut and, usually, blue eye shadow.

>>29467288
>Except we function
That's a stretch.

>>29466865
Moar

>>29468452
you're doing God's work Captain

>>29466865
This won't do. You must have foals with her.

>>29466865
>>29469071
>have foals with her
ew no. don't have foals with a woman who obviously is disinterested in their upbringing and sees them as little more than trophies and status symbols for other people to admire.
what, do you think that just because she likes your dick more than the others she will, for some strange reason, pay more attention to the offspring of your seed more than the other males in her harem? delusional.
we may love the idea of breeding mares and making a large brood with them, but not at the cost of a loving family.

>>29469226
Blah blah.

>>29469226
I have to agree with you here.
The Anon may like his owner, but in the end he's just a broken tool. Supposed to relieve her stress and father children.

>>29467838
A full stomach, snuggly cuddles, and a warm bed after that with Johnny sleeping on top of the covers is what's going to happen.

>>29466029
Shouldn't this be in the scitwi thread? There's no rgre.

>>29468314
>Fuck fuck fuck what does she do?!
She write the rest of the story, for fuck sake.

>>29469226
> She sees her kids as trophies and status symbols
Way to reading comprehension. This is Old-testament style, "If I have more kids than the other husbands, I am better than them." The sultana loves all her kids as her kids, not as status symbols.
Genesis 30:1-24 is good example of how this sort of relationship could look like, with the spousal politics and such.

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I'm afraid Faizan has not been faithful.

>>29468452
Will AJ's southern hospitality and applebucking thighs finally get Nonny Bravo out of the Cali and into the Pony? Maybe with a generous serving of hard cider to lubricate the transition?

>>29469750
No.
Nonny is not for sexual.

>>29469226
I find this repulsive to be quite honest.

>>29469010
>>29467704
Most importantly, Queen Opala is a cat.

>>29468452
You did well.

>>29468314
>Anon didn't get her preggers
>Humans can't get ponies preggers
>Cadence does not know this though.
>Shining was there for that drunken night.
>"Shove it in her peehole bro! High five!" said Shining as he throatfucked his wife
>Cadence does not know that either.

>>29467928
Derp horse cute horse.
Write more things.

>>29467883
Too short/10
Try to make it longer.

>>29467859
Ponies are already objects to begin with.

>>29467701
>Cadence adding Anon to her family
>Cadence adopts Anon because weird horse things.
>Maybe he needed parent's permission to enroll in magic school or something
>He is now invited to all the family events
>Enduring the joked about the situation is a small price to pay for VAST COSMIC POWER
>Zap zap zap motherfucker.

>>29466865
Continue.
It's weird but you seem to be doing okay at writing it so far.

>>29466824
>>29465326
>>29465161
Sharkpone needs snoot puching.
Eating boats is forbidden.

>>29466624
>>29466305
Applejack will get punished if she interrupts Anon's fun time again.
And not punished in a fun way.

>>29466037
I didn't like this chapter as much as the previous chapter.

>>29467017
I will definitely say to get a trip so that the REEEEEEEEEEEers can just block you, and to point out thats why you have a trip since some of them aren't smart enough to lurk more.

>>29468314
8/10 idea would read at least twice

>>29468415
>>"That's okay, I know what it's like to have an annoying little girl running around, always getting into your stuff, crampin your style, drivin away the babes, always lookin happy to see you...."
>"APPL-"
>>"SUZY!"

Why do we feel, master Wayne?

>>29468452
M-My heart~

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>>29468557
ugh, do i have to fix this every time it's posted?

>>29469970
But ponies don't have navels.

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>>29469970
Yes.

>>29470003
All placental mammals have a navel.

>>29470003
http://ourfirsthorse.com/2007/06/horses-have-a-belly-button/

>>29469007
I felt it was worse than that.
If anything, the more the show went on, the worse the characters got.
Johnny went from a humorous doof in season 1 to legitimately retarded by the end. It was embarrassing and kinda sad to see.

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>>29470023
>>29470025
I said ponies, not horses. See pic related.

>>29470036
You some kind of navel hater?

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>>29470036
i'll fix all of 'em, I don't give a fuck

>>29470036
That pony also appears to have one giant tooth in her mouth.

>>29469970
Why would the suit have a bellybutton?

>>29468392
>"Oh yeah? Come 'ere a minute!"
>>"You come 'ere a minute!"
I can't breathe

>>29470128
two words son.
SKIN
TIGHT

>>29470063
They have fur, dude.

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>>29468906
>>29468919
>>29468976
>>29469007
>>29470035
do you guys remember the episode where they turned Jonny into a girl and then went full Tumbler?

weapons grade cringe.

>>29470266
Even skin-tight clothes do not really work that way, anon.

>>29470556
idk nigga i just wanna lick dat belly nutton

>>29470591
So, you like navels, huh? Do you like them enough to call it a fetish?

>>29470014
>Take in mature, older mares down on their luck.
>Adventure across Equestria for the fountain of youth, because you know it's there somewhere.
>Give your experienced waifus a new lease on life.
>Get the best of both worlds with youthful, yet wizened mares.

>>29470674
>Don't want to keep them at MILF status
The fuck is wrong with you, Anon?

>>29470685
But they're mature.

>>29470263
Why I oughta...

>>29470591
>You are Twilight Sparkle, and you can't believe this is happening
>Anon, who you've been crushing on ever since you fucked up that toilet cleaning spell and summoned him to Equestria, has finally agreed to let you go down on him!
>Everypony said you'd be a 30 year old virgin, but nope! You're only 29! Take that, bitches!
>You kiss him on the lips, and feel as he continues to kiss a line down your body
>Oh my, I wonder where those lips will- Wha?
>You feel a warm, wet motion in your navel
>Is- Is he giving your belly button a rimjob?
>Must be some sort of human custom

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>>29470674
>>29470014
>Move to Canterlot.
>Meet an older mare in the bar one night.
>With a bit of bonding over drinks, learn that she was kicked out of her house and family by her stallion after the nastiest of more than a few arguments.
>Shit man, that doesn't sit right with you.
>Offer your spare room to her free, much to her shock.
>Grow closer to her, as she does to you.
>Finally, you can't take it and admit you love her.
>She sadly turns you down, not wanting you to weighed down by a "sad mare well past her prime."
>Fuck that.
>Find a way to bring her back to her prime so she'll accept you and get a second chance at once.
>Doesn't matter of that means blowing all your savings on a de-aging potion or punching out some ancient evil guarding the fountain of youth, you MUST have her.
>Return with your prize and give it to her.
>She's beyond stunned. No stallion would ever go so far for a mare. This is something out of a fantasy book.
>Tearfully, she accepts both the second chance and your affection.
>Young once more, you and her plan to elope and marry.
>But before you can do that, she wants to explain to her now adult children.
>That's cool.
>Get a sinking feeling when you and her take a train to Ponyville.
>Feeling gets worse when she heads right for the gaudy crystal castle in town.
>Well, now you know why the name "Twilight Velvet" was ringing so many bells.

>>29471029
> Anon achieved the dream of every pimply teenage cawadooty player
> He really did fuck your mom last night.

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>>29471237

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>>29471237

>>29471029
"You know, Twilight, it's not as bad as you think."
>"How?! Y-you're my father now, this is not ok!"
"Look, you don't have to call me Daddy if you don't want to..."
>Lean in real close to her ear wearing the smuggest of smug grins
"Your mother does that enough already, it would be weird if you did too."

>>29471029
>Anon purposefully says shit to Twilight like, "your mother and I think..." and "your mother and I want to talk to you..."
>Manages to keep a straight face when he starts to insist that Twilight call him "dad"
>In reality, Anon doesn't actually care what Twilight calls him
>He just thinks that the way the purple mare glares at him when he brings it up is hilarious

plaster

>>29471029
>The next family gathering is tense.
>You can practically feel the seething hate between Night Light and Anon.

>>29467773
I was going for the most cliched racist I could think of at the time.

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>>29471514
>>29471430
>Anon and TwilightVelvet show up with a daughter.
>The satyr girl already made it into celestia shcool for gifted unicorns.
>She's basically a less autistic version of twi with access to human ingenuity.
>She and flurryHearth get along like a house on fire
>Candance finds her adorable.
>Twi is ecstatic as she gets to play the big sis role.
>Shining likes anon's bombass tea
>NightLight buttmad, Anon is nearing a smugness singularity

>>29471646
>satyr
Uh-oh. You just said the magic word, Anon.

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>>29471646
>satyr

>>29471646
noice

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>>29471656
>>29471658
are you blind or somethin

>>29471404

>>29471674
DELET THIS

>>29467334
>>29466402
He can't make everyone happy, guys.

>Valentine's day in RGRE
>Anon expects something cutesy and innocent, like mares shyly handing out pre-made cards and cheap little chocolates like it's elementary school
>What he doesn't expect is an enormous fist fight (hoof fight?) in the middle of town, where the mares compete to see who is most worthy of courting Ponyville's stallions

>Everyone in Ponyville participate in school-like pre-made cards giving, with guessing who send cards to who, everything is serious
>Anon tried that for the first time
>It's chaos, everymare is trying to find who is his valentine and find which card is his
>So serious that Twi in head of analytic team trying to determine it by hoofwriting
>A regular chaotic day in rgre ponyville

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Question, Rarity doesn't just have unmarely traits and desires that always get brought up in these threads, dress shop, drama Queen, etc, but she also goes as so far as to want her dates to open doors for her and things like that, rather than doing so for them.

What would that be called, is there an equivalent in our world of men and women?

>>29471767
Snob.

>>29471767
annoying

>>29471767

Rarity would be Blueblood in canon with normal gender roles.

>>29471767
>What would that be called
Worth it. Get a look at that ass.

>>29471767
Oh, man. She'd be high maintenance as fuck, but look at how pretty she is. She can also probably trace her pure unicorn roots back at least 5 generations.

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>>29471897
Expensive taste.

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>>29471910
Fleur needs more love here.

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>>29471910
>>29471928
I'm more of a Celestia guy, but I'll allow it.

>>29471848
THIS

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>>29471958
i feel such shame that I enjoy this pone so much
spoilered for hand-holding on a blue board

>>29471910
>>29471928
>>29471992
>hand-holding
>Fleur takes a trip to Ponyville for a photo-op with the mane 6
>Anon volunteers to escort her and give a tour of town
>Fleur thinks he was assigned to her as an "escort" and holds his hand in her hoof in public whenever she can

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>>29471767
The Donald

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>>29472083
>>>/s4s/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/trash/

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If you're a human who's Equestria bound
And it's the pegasi that you like to pound
Know that your duty isn't fulfilled, until all of them are unable to leave the ground

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>>29472140
yes

>>29467966
>>29468010
>>29468175
Glad you guys liked it
>>29468207
Sorry it wasn't up to your standards. The pacing of the first post was fucked up for a couple of reasons. First I was expecting this to fit in a single post but the story expanded a bit as i wrote it and secondly 4chan ate the first post twice and I had to rewrite it. Not sure how I can improve on the imagery and any tips would help. I cant really apologize for the punctuation since that is all bad because I suck at basic grammar.

>>29472143
>"But I wanna go fast..."

>Caramel kicks a mare out of his herd for something petty
>Expects her to be back the next day with flowers, gifts, and apologies like usual
>Instead she doesnt come back
>He gets worried after a few days and goes looking for her
>Finds out Anon snatched her up and has been pampering her
>She refuses to go back to Caramel and Anon tells him to hit the bricks
>Now that Anon has her Caramel wants his mare even more than ever

>>29472140
>"That little kicker in my tummy? Just extra weight to keep the wings strong and a training buddy!"

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>>29472143
Yes.
>>29472185
Obviously the burden must be increased. More foals, more mom-weight.

>>29472211
>"A-anon, quit it! Th-that's for the foal!"
"Oh please, I know you love it."
>"B-but what about--"
"Don't worry about it! I'll just make you a few more helpings at dinner tonight."

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>>29472297
>>"A-anon, quit it! Th-that's for the foal!"

>>29472297
Put some in the morning coffee.

>>29472297
>>29472364
I want to cook with the waifus milk.

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>>29472374
Sweet flavored.

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>>29472183

>>29472510
"Pinkie, you really need to cut down on the sweets."
>"B-but, ha~h, Anon, you know how much I like cupcakes!"
"Pinkie if you keep this up our foals will be diabetic in a month."
>"I just want my foals to like it, and I hoo~h know you like my diet."
"I'll like your taste no matter the diet, Pinkie. You know that. But I want our foals to be healthy, so something's gonna have to change."
>"Oh Nonny, I love it when the stallion takes charge. But -nnph!- Twilight says you don't have to induce for another three months!"
"I know what she said."

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>"So humans have reversed gender roles, similar to minotaurs..."
"Wait a second, minotaurs have normal gender roles?"
>"Well, to you, but-"
"Quiet, Sunburst. When's the next train to Labyrinthia?"

>>29472601
>When's the next train to Labyrinthia?
What did he mean by this?

>>29472583
fug
right in da benis

>>29472601
>"Oh, you can take either the MP line or the AIE line...but it's a one-way trip."

>>29472583
Ooh.

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>>29472083
Honestly it's true

>>29472183
>secretly this is Anon's job
>mare gets kicked out of a herd
>the norm is for them to go back, practically begging to rejoin
>not anymore.stealyourwaifu
>mare's pay Anon to pretend they're a part of his herd now
>he pampers them to no end to get the stallion's to beg the mare's to come back
>this happens so often that Anon constantly has a sizeable herd so it isn't brought into question too often
>when it is Anon simply states how he's happy to let his mare's be happy with another stallion
>the stallion's are none the wiser

>>29472807
And what do you know about his personal life that makes you assume that, Anon?

>>29472984
Donald, please. You have a country to run.

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>>29473087
>"Hand over the equines, Dahnald, and no one gets hurt."

>>29472984
He's the God King and he knew it even before being anointed of course he expects the best for him. Just look at his resorts.

>>29473111
>trips
You'd better do it, Donald. He's serious.

>>29472297
TREMENDOUS
TASTY
TEATS

>>29471688
I don't want him to make me happy you idiotic cunt
I just want him to get better at writing, something he hasn't been doing cause you faggots just aren't giving proper harsh motivational feedback

If you're such a bunch of limp wristed little shits that can't take harsh comments on your writing then go to an echo chamber.

I'd rather have a couple of well thought out and well written one shots than a shitty, terrible writing, and grammar error prone mess of green

>>29473181
>Anonymous please, you know I am sensitive about how big my teats are.

>>29473248
>"M-most stallions almost completely avoid them if we're not g-giving them a t-teatjob."
>"You're the first stallion I've met that actually likes to...to do that..."
>"So eager, Anon, I'll have to check with twilight and see if she has any spells to help me keep up with you."

>>29473248
>you will never milk celestia
feels bad man

>>29466523
>>29467638
I also like it being a special trait, though I sometimes extend it to nobility. Basically any of the highest education castes: shamans, scholars, and top nobility.

>>29467247
Inability to have children when one or both parties want it is actually a legitimate problem for a lot of marriages. I don't know if it's the kind of problem that thread would accept, but still.

One of the reasons we go with herds is from assuming an unequal gender distribution though. In a world where four mares to a stallion is the norm, a mare having two stallions would be the equivalent of Hugh Hefner's harem.

>>29473248
>>29473299
>Celestia keeps her teats at lactating size.
>If you catch her at the right angle, you can see them shaking and jiggling between her legs.
>The truly lucky get to see one or two pure white drops drip off of them.
>Starts a new obsession with various noble stallions.
>Their mares try to mirror the princess with various degrees of success.

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>>29473248
>>29473299
>>29473354
>Cadance is princess of love
>Celestia is princess of fertility

>>29473354
>Big teats
Ew gross.

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>>29473392
After thousands of years alone, she deserves a gaggle of tiny alicorns for herself.

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>>29473409
She deserves MANY. Especially after that lonely bout of 1000 years without her sister.

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>>29473409
>You will never usher in an everlasting age of alicorn supremacy with your sunwaifu
feels bad man

>>29470263
>I can't breathe
Our writefags write "breathe" as "breath" so often that I literally read that incorrectly at first.

>>29470036
That picture also shows a creature with no fur or genitals.

Additionally, except for mane, horns and wings, and coloration the mane six (before Twilight becomes an Alicorn) all use literally identical models, and yet in Winter Wrap-up Applejack calls Twilight a "little pony", implying she's visibly smaller than her.

I think it's fair to accept that the show's art is a simplified representation of what the implied "actual world" is like.

>>29473111
>trips
He's serious, Donald. Hand over the horsepussy

>>29473476
>She extends your life and youth with magic.
>And in return, you give her the large family that time has denied her.
>Before 100 years are out, the alicorn population is exploding if you count children growing and having alicorn foals of their own.
>Countless thousands of years later, you and Celestia are remembered as the father and mother of all modern ponies, who are all alicorns with human blood at this point.

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>>29471656
I've only been back for a while (actually, shit how have I already wasted four months fucking around on this stupid board?)
Anyways, I've seen that RGRE doesn't like satyrs, but I haven't seen any autistic fits about it.

It's not a magic word like femdom or transformation.

>>29471674
>half human half magical cartoon horse
>even-toed ungulate feet
pic related

>>29473521
>With nopony dying of old age due to magic, and the insatiable lust of alicorns, the population explodes
>Soon there are only two factions left: children of the sun and children of the moon
>Soon there is very little room left on this world
>Especially after your waifus and daughterus and their descendants rid the world of the lesser races
>You will never lead your planet-covering family in a quest for the stars
>You will never rule the galaxy from your seat at the heart of the galactic pony empire

>Celestia is the Princess of Fertility
>She displays all the signs of a good mother
>Wide hips, big teats, a healthy appetite
>However, she's lacking one thing
>Genitals
>While her body is that of the ideal mare, she's cursed by fate to never mother any foals of her own
>She contents herself with being the mother of her nation instead, with every mare and stallion considering her as close as their own parents
>It's her fate, and she accepts it
>Still, she wishes she could have something... More...
>Equestria could use a strong father figure, after all

>>29473538
This reminds me of a long forgotten fetish, of the great misty-may inter-dimensional conflict and of their greater unity in the end.

We tread a dangerous path with this green, stop while you can.

>>29473565
>"""""Doomed""""" to a life of buttstuff
>With Princess Celestia
the things I would do to her and her butthole belong on /trash/

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Alicorn supreme-power-fetishists go home. Pegasi aesthetics are where it's at.

>>29473565
Traumatic insemination.

>>29473565
get mad magician twilight on the case, and get her to create an artificial womb for celestia and anon's dna to merge

>>29473565

This >>29473620

If anybody could do it, it would be Twilight. Plus she'd love to help out Celestia in any way.

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>tfw you will never herd the princess and eventually become King and Queens
>tfw you will never start a family with them
The mere fantasy that can't be real tortures my mind when I sleep

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>>29473590
But that's wrong

>>29473565
>>However, she's lacking one thing
>>Genitals
who cut out her vagina anon

>>29473646
Discord. 1000 years ago, he stole both princesses puffy pony pussies and refused to give them back until they made him king of Equestria. They sacrificed their femininity to save their nation.

>>29473706
Are you saying... he would have to go on a long journey to retrieve their vaginas to continue their legacies?

Do they still feel everything?

>>29473880
The journey ends with anon kicking discord in the balls for being a cunt.

Please don't REEEEEE but I'm working on some green and I wanted to ask for pointers on the discord chat. Can anybody toss me the link?

>>29473944
They don't just hand out the link willy nilly, Anon. Just go to the writefag's guild.

>>29473944
so you want to STOP writing green?

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>>29473907
>kicking discord in the balls for being a cunt.

>>29472297
>>29472364
>>29472374
Since they drink milk that comes from sapient creatures anyways, would this be considered completely normal, no taboo whatsoever?

>>29473397
I'm glad somebody said it. Human looking crotch boobs has always been super uncanny valley to me.

>>29473988
> go to the writefag's guild

There is no such thread. Are they just shit at making threads? #typicalwriters

>>29473880
Absolutely everything. When Anon discovers their vaginas in Discord's chaotic realm, his first instinct is to slip his fingers in and tickle their clits.
After centuries of nothing, the sudden stimulation causes Celestia to start screaming lewdly in the middle of court.
It causes Luna to accidentally fire off a destruction spell at a nearby maid. Thankfully, magic health insurance allows her limbs to be regrown.

>>29473997
I humbly accept this reward for righteous ball busting.

>>29474019
>Literally thousands of years of cunt crust

>>29474103
dont be gross man

>>29474103
Run em under some warm water and they've be good as new. Might give the sisters mindblowing orgasms though.

>>29474016
>using hashtags
Get out normalfag, and if you're the writer asking for the discord please stop writing now.

>>29474016
Funny enough I was just about to start a new one. We are pretty shit about making new ones. Gimme a minute.

>>29473397
>lol ew girls

>>29473590
>liking a thing
>"ew fetishists go home"

>>29474116
kek
im imagining him casually spraying them down with a showerhead or something while the princesses some hundreds of miles away are practically convulsing from the stimulation

What would be the meaning of ball busting be in rgre?

>>29474223
As a BDSM sex thing? Would be the equivalent of nipple clips, spanking and probably extreme penetration.

As a social expression indicating riding rough over an underling, probably the closest equivalent would be "teat twister", e.g. "My boss really twisted my teats about coming in late yesterday"