Can I get a quick rundown on this pony?

A qt that people shitpost and others are triggered by. She's a cheeky little one

>>29461623
>Wow, trash
Can you step out onto your nearest freeway on-ramp so someone can get a quick rundown over your faggot ass?

>Princesses bow to Starlight
>In contact with aliens
>Possesses alicorn-like abilities
>Controls Ponyville with an iron but fair fist
>Owns castles & banks globally
>Direct descendant of Starswirl the Bearded
>Will bankroll the first cities on the moon (Starlightville will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of magic research facilities on Equus
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Glimmer babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Equus has only existed deep in Crystal Mountain monasteries & the Old Castle of the Two Sisters
>Ancient Saddle Arabian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Equus and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with her
>She owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Glimbots inside you right now
>Starlight is in regular communication with the Alicorns Cosmos and Galaxy, forwarding the word of Fausticorn to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between Celestia & Luna (First meeting between the two sisters in over 1000 years) and arranged Luna's first trip to the Crystal Empire in history literally a few days later?
>She learned fluent Fancy in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with her. There's no gold in Ft. Canterlot, only Ft. Glimmer
>She is about 3 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base pony currently accepted by our society
>In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she's a benevolent being.

>>29461623
A twilight/sunset hybrid clone who happens to exceed her at magic (not friendship magic, just general) and has psychopathic tendencies.

>>29461623
She's an example of Executive Meddling and Creator's Pet rolled into one.

>>29461900
>Creator
Faust?

>>29461623
Shitty mary sue

>>29461623
mary sue

she's the best mage but she's also a sociopath. she will never understand morals on the same level as mentally healthy ponies but she's trying to do the right thing, even if her bearing on that is never really true.

>>29461623
Average tier poni. Not good, but could be worse.

>>29461742
God bless you anon

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>>29461623
Why do you people even come here?
What do you gain from glimmer spam?

>>29462317
They've literally admitted to being underage shitbirds here for 'lolz excks dee salty af my meme'.

>>29462332
Where?
I'd love to see this.
I wish they would use tripcodes so I could block that

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>>29462352
>why don't shitposters use tripcodes so I don't have to see their faggotry
Oh you

>>29462371
I know it's unrealistic, but I can dream.

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>>29461725
She's a good pone though.

>>29462317
>>29462332

Yeah, the anti glimmer autists really are fucking things up aren't they

>>29461911
Haber.

>>29462317
>>29462332
>>29462511


Hasdroning at it's finest, but again autism and aspergers makes you guys literally uncapable to understand why other people might not like the same things you do.

Must be terrible to be doomed to live as a half person for life.

>>29462736
What've you got to complain about, /r/glimmy?

The mods let you shitpost as you please

>>29462736
How am I hasdroning? I just expressed my hatred for anti glimmer autists.
They literally don't deserve to live.

>>29462825
Lack of empathy and the inability to understand basic concepts are 2 signs of autism as well, half-man.

You already outed yourself as a Hasdrone with a broken brain. There's not much you could do or say anymore.

>>29462871
What basic concept didn't I understand? That other people might not like the same things as I do? I understand that though. It's the anti glimmer autists, the group that I am demonizing, that don't understand that.

Though you are right with one thing, I lack any and all empathy for anti glimmer autists. I only possess empathy for the weak individuals they brainwash.

>>29462922
You outed himself as a hasdrone with a broken brain on the very instant you began desribing others as Aanti-glimmer autistics who don't deserve to live"

Go take your meds.

>>29461623
She's a cutie

>>29462972
What does that have anything to do with being a hasdrone?? It sounds like you're just using buzzwords you don't understand.
I don't hate anti glimmer autists because they don't like glimmer, I hate them because they constantly spam the board with falseflag glimmer threads in an attempt to tarnish the reputation of actual glimmerfags.

>>29462736
>uncapable

>>29463032
>Everything is a false flag
You sound paranoid

>>29464168
I'm not saying that everything is a falseflag, or even that all glimmer threads are falseflags. Just that the majority of the ones people complain about are. It's pretty obvious.

Gas all Glimmerfags.

>>29461623
Best Pony

>>29461742
this post single handily just proved the existence of /mlpol/

>>29464385
Hug all Glimmerfriends

>>29464385
gas all faustfags

>>29464385
Mercilessly torture and kill all anti glimmer autists and their families.

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>>29461742
Ayy lmao

>>29464399
I don't go to /pol/. I'm just a memelord.

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>>29461623

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Someone ponify this with glim glam

>>29461933
>>29462134
>mary sue
she has vietnam flashbacks about her past, was scared shitless about being put in charge again.
I was mad as fuck when they implyed at the end of season 5 that se would be part of the cast in the following season, but now I like her, she's not that bad.
Her problem is the same Sunset has: the waifufags.

>>29464478
>i dont go to pol
i call horseshit

>>29464558
Seconding

>>29465809
>seconding
I think you have to upvote it, ebin redditbro!

Is that a EVA Unit/Pilot in pony form?

>>29462752
This.

>>29464786
I saw those guys getting spammed over on /sci/ and /x/.

>>29461623
Bump

>>29467083
the bog may may really spread to /x/?
im surprised /x/ didnt try to come up with a theory to explain their face distortion

>>29463032
> PROJECTING THIS HARD

You sound more like an Aspergers guy, which is just a fancy word for "sociopathic asshole"

>>29468177
>/r/4chan bumping their handiwork

>>29461623

She's glimtastic