ITT we pretend the movie just came out 5 hours ago

>>29461231
killeth thyself

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Watching right now. Not even past the commercials and it's already shit.

>>29461231
Honestly, it was ok.

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>>29461231
>It was literally a MMDW rehash
>Another MMDW rehash
I should be mad, but after 28PL and the 14 other rehashes in season 7, I'm not even surprised anymore.

wow i wish i went, i couldn't hear shit over people laughing and freaking out

>>29461259
>ok
>that blatant pandering
>rest of the mane 5 barely did anything
>Twilight getting her screentime stolen by the second half
>Fucking killing Celestia out of nowhere
>everybody temporarely turning into an alicorn
i couldn't stop laughing at how bad it was

>>29461284
>>Fucking killing Celestia out of nowhere
This part is actually happening. They always kill off the teacher/mentor of the protagonist.

Was the graphic torture scene of Celestia really necessary? I know Sunfags always cry for more screentime but I didn't think that was very nice.

>>29461231
Wow i never expected the movie to end with a wedding between Twilight and Capper

>>29461315
at least she died with some dignity, unlike Applebloom in that dream sequence

Did you guys notice that Fluttershy looked a bit more round in the movie?

>>29461231
It's shit.

>>29461384
Tell me about it. I've seen roadkill die with more dignity.

>>29461298
If anything, Celestia will just be imprisoned or demagiced (like how Tirek or Starlight weakened ponies). I don't think MLP has the balls to kill off a character, especially one that's been in the series for seven years and will probably continue to be after the movie.

i think my faveorite part was either when the mane 6 played soccer with chrysalis' egg or the scene where rd, spitfire, and sorin' have a threesome.
>>29461391
>a bit
dude she was so bloated she could hardly walk let alone fly
thou when she said it was water retention i giggled

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>>29461446
>water retention
kek she preggo
>mfw its discords

I loved that scene where Shadowlock and Luna fought

>>29461231
>5 hours ago

Still standing in line to see it on opening day, then.

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>>29461231
>YFW Bray Wyatt is added to the cast of the movie
BRAY WYATT HAS COME AND THE EDGE HAS CHALLENGED HIM TO A SPEAR OFF!

>>29461835
I unironically liked that scene

>>29461972
f****t

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>>29461960
>The opening shot is of The WWE superstar Bray wyatt telling the story of how mlp all started question the viewers knowledge of the story.
>Then, OUT OF NOW WHERE A SPEAR FROM THE EDGE PUMMELS BRAY WYATT TO THE GROUND
>THEN THE WWE R RATED SUPER STAR TELLS THE "TRUE" STORY OF MLP, THEN AN EPIC BATTLE CONSUES

>>29461231
I thought it was pretty good. Finally got a canon Sunset cameo, so that's nice. Too many things happening at once. It was like they wanted to conclude the series by making each member of the M6 like more characterized or something. Like they took their traits and doubled it. Like the entire Dash scene with the wonderbolts, while nice, felt kinda forced.

7.5/10. Not bad, better than some of the EQG movies.

Soundtrack was cash tho, 10/10.

Well, a lot of it fucks up my green because I try to stay as canon as possible, but now the whole premise to my latest one just got fucked up. I mean, goddammit.

Still, I really liked that the film was grand and had a great sense of scale. It wasn't perfect, Capper got annoying at times (the kids didn't mind tho) but it was still a really decent movie. It's nice to see a 2-D animated film on the big screen again.


Still, I can't believe they got Sam Raimi to direct and do the lines. I mean, holy shit, I was kinda nervous when Twilight started talking about how Hitler did the wrong thing but for the right reasons, and that made him okay. Wonder how Tara Strong felt about that.

>>29462033
the andrew wk's cover of the main theme was cool

>>29461231
I honestly can't believe they had the balls to do that Flash Sentry cameo.

>>29461231
>le Glimmer is going away for plot reasons
>uh-oh, if only we had another magical pony who's almost as good as Twilight!
shit like this is why I stopped watching the show.

>>29462106
Can't wait for them to pull a Kingdom Hearts and have everybody being a Starswirl counterpart

GTFO Yourwaifuherefags

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>barely reaching 30 replies.

dead show, dead fandom.

>>29461284
>>29461298
>Oh, no! Twilight Sparkle will die in the movie.

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>>29462080
>2D
Dude did you fall asleep halfway?
Everything underwater was 3D
potato related

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>>29461298
They didn't do it in the king's speech.

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D-Did you seen it? That scene with pirates was awesome! And the Undersea Palace, wow. I squeeld when M6 turned into merponies. And Stormking was cool and evil. Some plotholes, tho... Totally want Movie 2 in 2019!!! New artstyle is superb!

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>>29461231

>>29461231
Where can I watch it in HD?

So far, all I can find are clips taken in a theater on a fucking potato. The fucker who recorded it apparently has Parkinson's and keeps talking over the dialogue.

>>29461231
I seriously don't get it. How's a Yeti supposed to live underwater? How can they expect us to believe that 'co-operation' premise when it doesn't make any sense. Seriously, it was worse than Phantom Menace.

And just because I say I prefer the current designs doesn't make me a FaustFag or don't like change. G4 designs were good because they went for a clean gender-neutral type of cuteness. All the girlish shit that Hasbro's toy designers added makes the movie look either like something from an earlier generation or another girl's show entirely. All in all, if you don't have a daughter to take with you I wouldn't be caught dead in a theater watching this.

>>29461231
>Breaking news ''massive shootout at local theater the suspect is an overwheight man wearing a pony shirt''

>>29462500
everything you said was wrong
that undersea palace was fucking garbage, same with those pirates. why are there pirates? i thought equestria was supposed to be peaceful
seaponies were fucking bullshit just like the breezies, and stormking was quite literally tirek 2.0
the only good thing about it was the new artstyle--i hope its implemented into season eight