Princess Applejack

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>>29458805
>worshipping a background character

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Here is full archive of the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
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Check out the previous thread here:>>29409666
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And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!

First for Spike, Sunslayer!

>>29458827
>Wasting a perfectly good first on Spike

Why do you hate good things

>>29458836
Hey, Little guy has been killing it this arc, getting developed in a not Kirito level way.

>>29458836
Obviously is cause our new thread is unblessed

>AJ
"Celestia'
~~~~

>Tia? Gotta question.

"And I've got nobody to looove me. Tall ponies got, tall ponies got, tall ponies got, nobody to loooove them."

>Well, at least you have your flawless system of governance-oh wait.

"I will backflip preemptively Applejack!"

>Fine, hold yer' horses-

"Jumping!"

>-mah' question is, are sheep sapient or not?

"Sheep?"

>Yeah, sheep.

"Don't you have those on your farm? You'd know better than I would."

>Oh. Right. Whelp! Answer done.

"Applejack."

>No no, it's fine, ya' got out of this one, take the win!

"Applejack what did you do?"

>Everything is hunky dorey, yes ma'am, no need to go on about that-

"APPLEJACK!"

>Ah'm out!

BACKFLIP!

>It was still yer' faauuulllltttt.

Flipflipflip...

"I'm going to get sued for this, I just know it."

>>29458864
We know AJs racist, this isn't a shock to anyone

>Thread full of guns
>Spike is the only one to actually try a headshot on a bad guy

The fuck

>>29458924
Untrue, some guy at the bar went right for Chitty's eye.

The value of a good headshot is not lost on the masses

>>29458946
That wasn't a gun, it was some form of Anti-Life Magic infusion-thingy and it should have left a scar or discoloration at least.

>>29458962
Joys of your body being made out of a love absorbing material I guess.

>>29458962
It wasn't an infusion, he was just a unicorn with a hateboner

>>29458977
Chitty's mom is covered in scars though, if we take both of these into account, then there are things in that valley that are capable of neutralizing the power of love... Oh... Oooooh.

>>29458998
Actually it was, he complained about it not killing her since he paid an assload for it. Get an Archiver if you don't believe me.

>>29459008
>Chitty's mom is covered in scars though,

Because she never really got a lot of love? Certainly never to the levels Chitty got, for sure. Sunset alone was probably more than Chitty's mom ever got together.

Which makes her more badass, she doesn't need a full charge to kick your ass.

>>29459019
Pretty sure the rest of the hive kept her fed.

>>29459019
God, what are her love levels!? Iridescent snow?

>>29459015
And from the depths of sleep, I arise for ponies.

Here is the reveal of the type of magic used http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27045491/#27073251

Here is the meeting with the bangbang dude http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27091818/#27110493

Neither of these say it's an infusion, or even confirm it was him, just 'almost certainly'.

>>29459053
White colors are good you fool!

>>29459037
Fed is different from being overcharged enough to heal, especially when she burns it off getting into fights. Also, Chitty fought in the pit of monsters too, the theory something down there stops healing makes no sense, because then Chitty would be covered in scars too.

>>29459074
> just 'almost certainly'.


~~~~~

>So were almost certain she was doin it to be ah bitch?

"Almost certain, there's a minute chance it was a complete misunderstanding."

>Almost certain?

"Y-yes but there's a minu-"

>Good enough for me! SHE DONE DID IT!

√Π¶∆[{•-:~GASP!~:-•}]∆¶Π√

>>29459108
... who the fuck are you talking about? The one who she thought shot Chitty was a guy, and even if he didn't do it then he was literally opening fire on 13 while she calmly asked him questions. She's almost certain it's him because he SHOT AT HER WITH THAT MAGIC.

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Pinkie Prophs!

>Forty Two is feeling blue,
>Twilight can't believe she's right,
>Spike is not a tyke,
>Pinkie is a little stinky,
>Dash is fit to crash,
>Eighteen is super mean,
>Cadence is set to radiance,
>Celly is lost in a pool of jelly! A
>switching fanservice!

>>29459117
And Sunset told her, it's not like to just picked that guy at random.

>>29459117
Its just a joke on how everyone jumped on the Chitty's going on a Ramage thing because she almost certainly was doing it for 'rawr' monster reasons. Nothing more, I just used AJ as the lyncher cause country pone.

>>29459139
>Forty Two is feeling blue

Umm... Umm... Uhhh....

>>29459181
Ohhh, okay, you confused me because of the part you quoted was referring to the guy. All right, we are on the same page now.

Do I have to find you using AJ kind of funny seeing as she is the only one who would not accept that it was just her fault.

>>29459202
There's that too, since she was the one that went on the search for truth, when everyone else was just going with the rawr situation.

Good night thread!

Night

>>29459193
Anon, no! Bad Anon!

>>29459841
Satan will literally torture him if he thinks about it, summoning the Liam of Neeson to drag him to hell and damnation.

NC
>FS
“???’
‘???’
~~

>And welcome everyone to another episode of Fantastically Fixing Friendships, Featuring Fluttershy. It’s during this time content doesn’t matter, and we’re making the most of it. Our next guests are two old friends who drifted apart, and need to mend. Please welcome Minuette and Moondancer.

“Hi!”

‘Do I have to be here?’

>Now that’s not a very helpful attitude. Moondancer, why do you still have such frustration to your friend?

‘She just up and forgot about me!’

“Well after the freakout at the party-“

‘I was hurt!’

“I know, but I showed up.’

>That’s a good point. Being hurt that another friend snubbed you is completely valid, but why put that on Minuette?

‘I didn’t mean to, I just didn’t want to try again after I got shut down like that.’

“I don’t see why that’s my fault!’”

>Minuette, it’s not your fault, but did turning away from her when she was hurt help at all?

“Well no, but why’s it my job?”

>Friendship isn’t a job. If you don’t want to be her friend, there’s unfortunately nothing we can do here.

“I do! I just didn’t feel that was fair. I showed up, why am I getting yelled at?”

>It seems you hurt her feelings, Moondancer, most likely as much as your friend hurt yours when she didn’t show.

‘I…I guess I just made it worse, and didn’t really appreciate that I had other friends show. It’s just, she was more Twilight’s friend then mine, so-‘

>So all the more reason you should have been appreciative she came when she wasn’t forced to, right?

‘…I guess. I’m sorry, I was wrong.’

“Yeah, I guess I over-reacted too, I let one angry moment last way longer than it should have.”

‘Can we… try again?’

“I’d like that.’

>The best friendships start with a hug.

“Alright!”

>…andalittleroughfondlingtoventfrustrations-

‘What was that?”

>I said unfortunately that’s all the time we had. As always, stay kind.

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Holy crap, I can't believe the old thread was alive long enough for me to post the achievement in it.

>>29460491
You have got to be kidding me.

>>29460772
The thread just couldn't be complete without it, so it waited. It was the very last thread on page 10 before falling.

>>29460958
That's almost kind of sweet in a way

>SA
“Celestia”
‘AJ’
~AB~
~~~

>Hiiii, Applebloom! I work with your biiiiig sister!

“Do you want a lollipop?’

‘She ain’t TWO… the number, not the… not the you know who.’

~Ah’ want that lollipop though.~

>Do you know what your big sister does?

~Yells at Celestia a lot?~

“…”

‘She ain’t wrong.’

“I know, but I’d have rather you not tell her that.”

~She also says Shiny needs ta’ stop sleepin’ with her on the weekends.~

>Er, she uh, she means… wait, the weekends? What, do you not care during the weekdays?

‘We turn down the heat when the staff has off, and they don’t work seven days so… it’s cold.’

>Huh…b-but that just means sleepover! Riiight? Yay! Sleepover! I bet you have all of those with your friends!

~We don’t end up with ropeburns when Ah’ do it.~

>…

“Pft.”

~What’re you laughin’ at? We don’t get sunburns either.~

‘HAW!’

>Okay, I think we’re in too deep and you’re doing this intentionally.

~Do what intentionally, mister Shining Armor? Don’t you wanna be mah’ big sister special friend and hug her alllll the time real special like?~

>Definitely intentional, I’m out!

~Wait! Ya’ll can bring Celestia too!~

“OUT!”

CLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOpclopclopclop…

‘…Good job.’

~Hoof it.~

SISHOOF

~This lolli’s dang sweet.~

>>29462179
More like this Loli is dang sweet!

I'll stop now.

>>29462393
Wish you had stopped sooner.

>>29462438
That's what she said!

I'm sorry.

>>29462393
Well, I'm awake two hours earlier than I'd like, I was not expecting to have Markiplier screaming in my ear first thing today! Hello New Thread!

>>29462464
The fuck? Wrong thread maybe.

>>29462487
Nope. It just means I'm awake and now I need can do things, /pa/ related things, earlier today than normaL. Gonna get some coffee and a fresh white eraser.

>AUJ
"Luna"
~~~

>...what do you all do?

"We don't need to answer that."

>Yes you do.

"No we don't."

>Yes you do.

"No we don't."

>Yes.

"No."

>Yes.

"No."

>No.

"Exactly!"

>...

"Even we are not so old as to fall for that one."

>...Damn.

>>29462631
Luna's not taking shit from two orange mares

>>29462675
Doesn't take it from the one!

>>29462698
Thats kinda what I meant, maybe I should have put 'two' in caps to emphasize.

>SA
"???"
~~~

>Oooohhh, that's the stuff.

When his lower half sank beneath the water, it was as if the entire world had just melted away. All the aches and pains that remained from the earlier, rapidly ignored and pushed aside incident were carried away by the bubbles that rolled along his body and replaced with a gentle warmth. His eyes closed and his head went limp against the rest behind him, and every trouble sank beneath rolling waters.

>This is sooooo what I needed.

One of these days, someone besides him was going to remember that they had a hot tub they used to use all the time, and that was going to be a dark day indeed.

"Well looky looky here..."

Thinking about it, a day when he got kicked by his wife between his legs already sounded like a dark one on paper, he really should have just seen it coming.

"Looks like someone had the same idea."

The water rolled across his chest as another entered into the tub, big enough to make it rise a couple inches up higher to his shoulders. He hadn't opened his eyes, but even if he didn't recognize the smooth voice alone, that would have answered who it was who had disturbed his Shiny Time.

>Hey, Celly.

He felt more waves as she crossed the short distance between them, her long legs so tall she was forced to awkwardly waddle to keep the majority of her body beneath the warm bubbles, and they'd given out completely by the time she reached his hind legs. Her entire weight pushed down on them as she sank lower, until only her head remained above the water, her long and forever waving mane left rolling on the surface with the bubbles.

"Do you feel any better?"

>Define better.

"Awww."

She playfully poked him in the leg, her barely visible lips turning up into an impish smile.

"Poor Shiny, just wants to be the big protector, but everyone's got their own lives to live."

>You don't have to rub it in.

"Honestly, wouldn't you appreciate that right now? When's the last time that happened?"

1/4

>>29463070

>I choose not to answer that entrapment, thank you.

"Not answering is an answer in it's own right."

>It's up for interpretation.

"Well, I do need something to fill the time without my book club."

>See that? I could interpret that in so many ways.

"Yes, but which one is the most fun?"

He finally cracked an eye, just to give her the glance she obviously wanted so that her smirks did not go to waste. She seemed pleased with herself before he rolled back and closed them again.

"Made you look."

>Didn't know that was the goal.

"I would have told you, if you'd asked. No one to blame but yourself."

>Feeling a lot of that right now.

"Well, not to be mean, but you did ask for the second one."

>My good side gets to me sometimes.

"If that's what you consider a good side, I'd hate to see her reaction to you being a bad little stallion."

>It's not as fun as it sounds.

"Depends on whom we're talking about, I suppose. This sounds like it would be loads of fun to me."

>It's always fun to watch.

"Not as much as joining in."

He flicked her on the ear before letting his foreleg go limp.

>Do not join her in kicking anything, I'm pretty sure I'd be a eunuch if you even tried.

"Well, at least you'd have an excuse for your current state."

>My lovelife is fine, thank you.

"Is it? So, did that legendary randiness that pregnant mares are supposed to have finally kick in?"

His silence said it all.

"Nooo, really?"

>You know 'really', don't end up in Applejack's shower all the time because cleaning up in mine was too hard.

"Well yes, but I figured that was because she was in the bloat stage."

>She's more in the shove stage.

"So it's been, what, nine months?"

>Little longer.

"Well, hopefully when the baby comes... oh, right."

He groaned, and she laughed even if she felt a little bad about it.

>I'm just being happy I get to be a daddy for a baby this time, I regret missing Two's baby years.

"Not exactly your fault."

2/4

>>29463081

>I know, and she's adorable, but this is the Equestrian Dream, right? House, wife, kids, steady job-

"Being punched by a giant dinosaur changeling, being shot by robots, being used as a love battery by a giant mushroom..."

They both went silent after that last one.

"We're still never talking about that?"

>I'd prefer not.

"Alright, I'll be kind about that."

>You'd be the first one to do so today.

"Then I shall be the best one at it."

>I'll take whatever I can get at this point.

"Oh, you poor thing."

>I'm not pretending I have it the worst, I think Applejack currently holds that title dealing with you-know-who.

"Ugh, her."

>I think she's nice.

"You only see the nice side."

>Or maybe you only see the bad side. Variety is the spice of life.

"Said the stallion with two lovers."

>I stand by my principals.

"Hmmm, I suppose so..."

She brought up both front legs, using the added height of his hind legs to rest her chin on top of them just enough to keep above water. Her contented sigh would have put even the laziest of cat to shame.

"Shiny?"

>Hm?

"You'll still have time for me after the baby, right?"

>Obviously.

"Oh ho! No hesitation! Could it be that you underestimate just how big raising a child will be?"

>Of course not. But I think you underestimate how many wonderful, wonderful others I have in my life. I'll make time for you, and if not then you'll have to be the best Auntielestia to two different perfect children... that's two the number, not Two the-

"I got it."

>We really need to start calling her AJ Two.

"Jumping in her bouncy shoooes-"

>Don't you start.

"It's infectious, I swear she's a long lost cousin of Pinkie Pie."

>Considering Applejack is apparently a long lost cousin of Pinkie Pie, that's not so farfetched.

"Wait, what?"

>Long story.

"And she told you, not me?"

>She likes me.

"I like you!"

>And I told you.

"I... huh, I have nothing to that."

>A rare win for me, please don't ruin it.

3/4

>>29463094

She chuckled again, her body going into full relaxation as the last of her worries drifted away.

>Celly?

"Hm?"

>You'll still have time for me later too, right? No matter how crazy things get?

"...Anytime you need someone, Shining, I'll be there."

>Good, because right now, I really needed to talk.

"I know. Trust me, when a mare knows, she knows."

Nothing more need said, nothing more need shared, they gave each other one look, and let the jacuzzi carry all their troubles down the drain. For now, everything was perfect.

At least until the next time their lives got flipped upside down.

>>29463104
BEST PAIR returns and they are as glorious as ever!

>>29463104
BEST
PAIR

>>29463104
Been way too long since we've had one of these

>>29463104
...Did Happy Bath Time happen or was it left ~ambiguous~?

>>29463329
They didn't explicitly say it.

>>29463329
COMPLETELYNC
~~~~

>...
Shining looks left.
Looks right.
Smirks.
Gently puts his hoof on her head.
"Really? Not even going to ask? Just going to make me?"
Smirks deeper
"That's the Shiny I like to sebbulblb."
Pushes her down beneath the water.
>Just like old times.
The bubbles stop.
>Hhh, Say, while you're down there, since I'm still sore, could you-
BLAM
Gets brained by a flying bar of soap
"...Shibby?... Shiiiibbbby?... Dib uuhb wanb mebb to-"
Another soap breaks through the ceiling
Brains Celestia
>...
"..."
Maid who walks in later wants a new job.

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>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[Spike]
{???}
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, but don't you like chase scenes?!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm the grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main segment...COPS AND ROBBERS!!!'"

Spike is chasing down the pink ponies in a big wheel, making siren sounds.
[WoooooOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooo You're under arrest! Pull over now!]

'You'll never catch us alive!'
TBDRLIATU turns into a minigun and DT starts firing at Spike.
*DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA*

Spike bobs weaves between the shots making his tires screech.
*ERRRRR*
[Dead or alive you're coming with me!]
Spike fires back using Charity and hits Cadence's shoe off.

"Gah! I've got a flat tire!"
Cadence starts screeching out of control.
*ERRRRR*

>Hold it together!

[Should have stopped sooner.]
He fires another shot blowing out a the left wheel on the cart. Sparks fly as the cart grinds against the pavement.

'WAH!'
DT tumbles in the wobbling cart, but not before firing a rocket at Spike. Spike jumps off his big wheel before it explodes from the rocket and lands on the cart.

>You've made a big mistake! HOOF OF THE NORTH PONK!

[Crap!]

>ATATATATATATATATATATATAT
Pinkie throws a flurry of punches. Spike desperately blocks and struggles to dodge. DT tries to bludgeon Spike with TBDRLIATU, but he makes Pinkie get between them and ends up conking her instead.

>Ow!

'Sorry.'

[An opening!]
Spike throws a punch at Pinkie.

>WATAAAA!
She uppercuts Spike off the cart.

[Ahhhhh oof!]

"The ground's too hot. I'm taking off!"
Cadence flies up.

'...aren't we missing one of the sacks?'

On the ground Spike is brushing himself off holding one of the sack of bits.
[Heheheh.]

>Fiddlesticks. At least he can't catch us in the air.

In the distance, Rarity is flying towards them pulling a chariot with Applejack in tow.
{Bring us closer, Rarity. I want to lasso them with my rope.}

>>29463590
This is way more epic than it has any right to be.

>>29463590
LASERS
YOU HAVE LASERS

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I know I am really late to that party, but may I go on to say that the big story bit of Spike last thread really pulled me in for a bit?

He voiced all his inner turnoils, concerns and worries, resolved not to see Chitania a person but a monster, steeled his nerves... and then metaphorically faceplanted when he saw Sunset, wide open, exposed and unaware.

The whole thing where he went over whether he could pull the trigger on her and how just it would be at the end of the day had me rightly captured and empathizing with him.

The only thing that saddens me is the fact that at the end, he didn't really want to do it... but not because he saw her and knew her as a person, but because he didn't want to end up being the kind of monster he was hunting as is.

In the end, if it turns out that he didn't aim to kill Sunset, it's clear that he is not doing this for Equestria, Applejack or even Sunset... but just for himself.

Wow. I'm floored.

Of course, if Spike DID shoot to kill and maybe even does the deed for real he has a lot of respect from me for being willing to be the guy who is willing to be ostracized for not being a hero or good, but getting shot done and that's final.

I know, some of you may not like the whole Antihero or Becoming what you hunt theme, but I just came back from a two month long Bloodborne stint and that just REALLY resonated with me.

Fear the old blood. By the Gods, fear it, Spike the Dragon...

>>29463933
Spike has always been terrified of being seen as a monster since the very first day. He wants to be the hero, he wants to be the knight of shining armor but he still very much has the romanticized version of what that is. I was fascinated by his talk simply because he pictured himself still as the just hero through it all, he never wavered in the believe that he was slaying a monster.

Thing is, if he does shooter, I don't know if he will be doing it for Equestria, or just for himself. To finally be the one guy who is special for his own reasons, and who is finally distinct from the big brother he never really managed to catch up to. It's very obvious he's doing a lot of this to impress his friends, but he is going to do in order to finally be recognized is going to be the real question.

>AUJ
"???"
~~~~

>Okay, Ah'm officially lost once again. This is bringing up some worrying realizations here. Is this universe so different that Ah' can't even figure out my way around the castle, or do Ah' really not get out of my office so much that even one for one, Ah' don't know where it is... Ah' might need to think about some things.

"A-HEM!"

The alternate pony stopped, blinking and eye twitching as she slowly turned around to face the one softly tapping her hooves.

"Not that your self realization isn't important and learning about yourself and all that, but do you mind? Standing is a bit of a problem for me, I'd like to keep moving and that's a bit of a problem with you in the hallways. Fair warning, if you say go around, I'm not responsible for my actions."

The threat was unnecessary. The Applejack of another world was many things, but one thing she was not was unkind to pregnant mares.

>Sorry.

"I thank you."

The princess wobbled with all the speed of a gimped turtle, taking her sweet time to move past.

>So... uh... how's the baby coming?

That wobble came to a shaking stop, complete with wide jiggle, hooves that looked ready to break in half and to top it all off a dumbfounded raised eyebrow.

>Just you know, in general. Everything okay? Baby wise?

"I certainly hope so!"

The Applejack from a different dimension was many many things, including blunt, forceful, direct, angry, harsh, unforgiving and very unkind, but one thing she was very rarely was awkward. This was awkward.

>Ah'm just asking.

"Did something happen to your Cadence with her pregnancy? Should I be worried?"

Princess Cadence, lucky mare she was, got to witness a legendary occurrence, an event spoke only in legends and claimed by all to be but a myth. She was the lucky one who got to prove all those others wrong. And lo, the rest of world did weep, for they would never know that the hard mare could indeed scrunch her face with the best of them.

1/3

>>29464176

>That, uh, wasn't a concern over there.

"Oh?... Oh! I see, she must've gotten pregnant just before you left, right? So she's not as far along than me? Like, three months? Less?"

>...Ah' guess 'less' would be the closest one. Since zero is technically less.

"You mean, she's not pregnant?"

>Ahhh, no, no she is most certainly not.

"You're sure? I wasn't sure until I had to have an X-ray to look at all the broken bones from a dinosaur changeling punching me."

>...Ah'm sure. Trust me, you uh... you are not pregnant in my world.

"Oh. Well, I suppose that makes sense, this was kind of a spur of the moment thing. I guess the right moment just never came?"

>Sure, that's one way of putting it.

That scrunching intensified when the pink princess gave her a look, and the normally unflappable mare began to sweat.

"Did something happen over there?"

>Besides me taking over the Empire? They told you about that, right?

"They did."

>Are you mad?

"I kind of wish I could be, but considering how I used to be... the sad part is, I actually understand."

>That's interesting, we should talk about that.

She had been ready to, until that line.

"This feels like you're deflecting the question. Did something happen?"

>A country became Equestria's vassal, that's pretty big.

"I meant for me, personally."

>You weren't happy, don't see why Ah' have to clear that up.

"I know, obviously I didn't like losing my Empire, but I meant more than that. Was the takeover why we decided not to have a baby in your world? Did we not want to bring a child into the strife? Was that it?"

Twice today, the love princess was blessed. She was one of the rare beings who had ever gotten to see the mare sweat.

2/3

>>29464203
>>29464203

>Uh, don't think that's really relevant, you're completely different here. You and Shine are much better off than in my world, Ah'd just be happy with that.

The heart just off from the baby inside her started to beat faster the more nervous the other mare became.

"...Applejack, is something wrong with the other me and the other Shining? Are we having... troubles?"

She'd had all she could take, and she couldn't take no more. If she'd been trying to make a smooth exit, she failed spectacularly.

>Don't worry about it it's not important just be happy with what you've got and iffin' ya'll don't mind Ah've gotta run got stuff to do and Ah' reckon it ain't gettin' done on it's own-

Any sense of subtlety was lost when she literally backed up and walked up the wall before trotting off sideways down the hall too quickly for the wide mare to keep pace.

>Congratulations hope it's a healthy baby bye-

After that, she was gone, and Cadence was left alone with her worry, and her single question.

"...Do I want to know?"

>>29464038
So, bottomline, he's doing it for self-gratification, like everyone else on the A-Team is in it for themselves alone and no one else?

And please, don't come at me with the weird 'Deal' 007 and PJ have got going. That whole thing reeks of ulterior motivations.

>>29464223
I think he, like everybody else, is doing it for their own reasons, and yeah they are a little bit selfish. For sure, they are doing it to help out their loved ones and make sure they are protected, but they all have their own reason for why they are in there right now. The only when I think we can see is doing it for completely selfless reasons is SS. she is just there for DT.

>>29464223
I didn't say that, he's doing it for what he thinks are noble reasons, but they're the romanticized "Knight saves princess" reasons with clear cut good guys and evil monsters. Even if the story says the knight does it for good reasons, there's still that whole 'save=reward' mentality they've got going on.

And no I don't think the other A-team are doing this for themselves. Silver Spoon for sure is just there to back up DT, DT is there because she actually has that ideal that Spike only sort of has, and the need to protect others in her own weird way, this all started with "her town' being invaded by changelings after all, and 007's loyalty to his Hive means he's not in this for himself, and PJ is actually going against her nature to help out to protect others. They've all got selfless reasons.

>>29464221
Fffffffffffffffffffffffffff-

>>29464221
Breakup confirmed!

>>29464221
>"...Do I want to know?"
I'd like to know. Even though I can foretell it'd make me sad to find out. But Caddy can't change that world's past so maybe leave it be...

>>29464307
>They've all got selfless reasons.
...and they're still going to get someone killed that wouldn't have died if they had brought everyone on the same page.

Vigilantism is bad for a reason, bro.

>>29463933
>The only thing that saddens me is the fact that at the end, he didn't really want to do it... but not because he saw her and knew her as a person,

But he didn't really know her, he barely ever talked to her, and most of the times he dealt with her were extremely negative. AJ at least had some moments where she talked to Sunset and knew deep down there was something more, Spike missed pretty much all of that. But I do agree, I think he's doing this as much for himself as he is to actually protect anyone, he's got that need to be needed after the breakup with AJ and the realization she got along just fine without him, if not better.

>>29464221
Ohhhhh shiiiiiiitttt.

Divorce Confirmed?

>>29464352
>and they're still going to get someone killed that wouldn't have died if they had brought everyone on the same page.

Who? Sunset?

The only ones who don't want Sunset dead are PJ because of her promise to Blueblood(not even for her own desires) and 007 because he can't handle someone dying in front of him. Daws okay with it, DT and Silver Spoon haven't said anything, and we'll find out what Spike feels soon.

>>29464221
>Auj slipping back into country talk

Nice touch

>>29464436
Holy crap I didn't notice that! Nice touch.

>>29464361
>Divorce Confirmed?
Or dead.

>>29464631
How'd he die?

>>29464706
That's anyone's guess.
For all we know, it was Cadence herself when he tried to leave her

"THE PRINCESS OF LOVE DOES NOT GET DIVORCED!

>>29464631
Alterjack was so brutally honest Shiny an Hero'd.

>>29464837
Dude no... Please no. Can you imagine? She teared into him so badly, probably not even maliciously and hearing it from honesty personified...

>>29464739
Jesus, he thinking that...

>Fluttershy
"Luna"
~~~

"Fluttershy, our friend? We have a question."

>Oh. Oh my goodness! I'm actually being asked something! This is amazing!

"We disagree with the sentiment, but thou do thou."

>What do you want to know, Luna? Animal care? Some strange story you heard? What certain things mean? If I can make a tuna? I can, I don't know why you want it, but I don't judge.

"No, this was about the second time we met."

>The second time? You mean, the wedding?

"No, the actual second time."

>...

"Nightmare Night."

>Oh. What about it?

"Why did thou scream Nightmare Moon? You saw me, we had a party, what was the sense of that?"

>...

"..."

>...I'm the scared one-

"That's not going to work."

>Ah. Well, fine, if you really want to know, Treehugger gave me some mushrooms that were supposed to calm my nerves.

"..."

>I was only supposed to eat one.

"..."

>I ate the bag.

"...and that meant-"

>I had to get my stomach pumped and was lucky I didn't choke.

"..."

>I saw some things, Luna.

"..."

>I saw some things.

"...we will accept this answer on one condition."

>Share?

"Share."

>Let me hit her up...

>>29465028
Weed buddies!

>>29465212
Flutters and Luna go to Black Fortress for all the Hay Bacon Burgers and seasoned fries.

>>29465310
>Black Fortress
I...I don't get that reference. This is a new one for me.

>>29465372
It's a colored abode commonly used for royals.

Stoners.

Put it together

>>29465310
NC
>Fluttershy
"Luna'
~~~

>...Hey, Lu?

"Yo?"

>What do you think is... in these?

"Whaaaa?"

>The fries. The fries mare, what do you think is in them?

"Pooottaattooeees?"

>Pfft... nooo, no silly, the seasoning.

"The seasoning is also potatoes."

>Whaaa, you don't-you're messing with me, you can't make seasoning out of potatoes.

"Yuh huh."

>Look at you, talking like you know, you don't know. You're not a potato farmer, the only spud you know is the soap spuds you use to clean up the mess that is your life. You don't know.

"The fry box says "only all natural potatoes used"

>...Well turn me into a stallion and blow me.

"Naaahhh, that'd be weird."

>>29463933
>he has a lot of respect from me for being willing to be the guy who is willing to be ostracized for not being a hero or good, but getting shot done and that's final.

But that's bad!

Sunset doesn't deserve to die, she's just had a crappy life.

>>29465028
I thought we established you didn't actually do drugs though?

>>29464739
NC
>Celestia'
"Cadence'
~~~~

>Cadence? Sweetie? I know it's been over a thousand years-

"THE TIME IS ETERNAL"

>But I find it strange your spouses all vanish right around when they'd be having their mid life crisis. Is there something you want to tell me?

"Nope!"

>...

"Princess of love!"

>...okay.

>>29464221
>"...Do I want to know?"

The one time I wish AUJ would be blunt and direct.

>Fine, ya' want to know? Ah' stole your husband.
"W-...what?"
>WE'RE MARRIED.
"I don't.."
>ME. HIM. MARRIED.
"I'm not following.
>He' liked it, he put a ring on it!
"I think I'm following."
>And we have sex all the time!
"I'm lost again. Those statements you said cancel each other out!"
>ALL THE TIME.
"Are you having a stroke?"
>AHHHH!

>>29466687
>Auj trying to help an oblivious AJ steal Shining when?

>>29466687
"How'd you feel about adding another mare to the mix?"
>Ah'd have cut his balls off.
"..."
>Why? What's that got to do with anything?
"..."
>What!?

>AJ
"Rarity"
~~~

>Have ya'll seen Dash? Ah' want her to deliver a message.

"I think she knows."

>What makes you say that?

"I haven't seen her in hours."

>...Ah.

"She's a very lazy mare, Applejack. You know this."

>So, shake the heavens and knock her out of the clouds?

"I doubt that will work."

>You don't know that.

"Do you really want to get on her bad side?"

>What's the worst that could happen?

"According to your alternate universe doppelganger-"

>Alright, point taken.

"..."

>Have you seen Pinkie?

"Do you hear a party?"

>No?

"Then she's not in hearing range."

>...Ya'll have some right respectable logic, You're impressin' me.

"I learned from the best."

>Awww.

"..."

>You weren't talkin' about me, were-

"I'm talking about the mare who's modest with the hardy wisdom."

>...Clever girl.

>>29467078
There's the banter I love!

>>29467182
And the Rarijack I wish I could write...

>>29465752
Not Nc!

More drug shenanigans!

Goodnight thread

>>29467713
This!

Here's hoping for big things today, night/morning thread

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>>29463897
But then how will she lasso them?

>>29465372
Also he's referencing White Castle. They basically serve stoner food.

>>29468896
>>29467980
Morning everyone, today we'll have lots of fun~

>>29467390
just do it

>>29469534
Thank you, Shia.

NC
>Fluttershy
“???”
‘??’
~~~~

>Hello everyone, and welcome to another episode of Fantastically Fixing Friendships, Featuring Fluttershy. It’s during this time that content doesn’t matter, but we have other things to chase than cars. Our next guests are two friends who have lived together for a while, but maybe the proximity is having an undesired effect. Please welcome Octavia and, um, DJ PON3?

“She insists on being called that! And that’s one of the things that’s driving me insane!”

‘Yep!’

>Well, everyone has their own preferences. Now, what seems to be the problem?

“She plays her music boomingly loud on her half of the house!”

‘Yep!’

>Oh, I see. And this makes it hard to sleep?

“It makes it hard to not want to kill myself, that noise is awful!”

‘Pffft.’

>Oh dear. Well, surely you must get along on some things, you did choose to live together.

“Well, she is rather good about paying her rent on time.”

‘Uh huh!’

“But the noise has to stop!”

>Miss Pon3?

‘EP!’

>DJ Pon3. Would you mind being more considerate? Being a punctual roommate is wonderful, but feelings are more complex than that.

‘Hmmm.’

>And Miss Octavia, why don’t you give her something in return, that way this doesn’t degrade into one-upmanship later.

“I suppose I could promise to stop leaving my laundry where she can trip on it. If you’ll be considerate for me, I’ll do the same.”

>Does that sound fair?

‘Hhhhmm. Yep!’

>Wonderful! That was so much easier. Why don’t you hug it out to remind yourselves how good feeling kind is.

“Oh, alright.”

‘Yep!’

>…andthenyoushowherhowtoreallyfeelgoodwhenyouslidedownand-

“Beg pardon?”

>I said that’s all the time we have today, and as always, stay kind.

>>29469812
I love this new segment. I bet she writes fanfiction about her own guests between the episodes.

>>29469933
I'm waiting for the inevitable LNPP crossover where DT freaks FS got her own spinoff

>>29470193
Their fault for kicking her off the pinks.

>Cadence
“Rarity”
~~~~
“Darling! You look wonderful!”

>Aha, ahahah, ahhhh… I will stab you in the throat.

“I was being sincere.”

>And so was I!

“I take it you’re not adjusting well?”

>I feel like I swallowed a bowling ball and it hurts.

“Well, size wise, a baby pony is comparable to a bowling ball, especially their oversized heads…”

>…

“Not the best time?”

>I’m now imagining pushing that out, you tell me if it was a good time to bring it up.

“Ah. I see. Well, unfortunately there’s not much I could do in this case.”

>One day, you will be in my hooves, this exact place and with this exact problem, and I will laugh, and laugh, and laauuugh.

“…C-…carrying Shining Armor’s child?”

>…

“You said exact, this is rather specific. I suppose I fit being an alicorn, so yes, I’d be one of the rare ones able to be exact, so are you… hoping for this?”

>…Rarity, I’m going to share something with you, and you can never, ever, ever repeat it to anyone, ever.

“You… you’re giving me a secret… ME. I… me? You do remember who I am, right? You haven’t gone delirious?”

>This is your chance to redeem yourself.

“If you say so? I don’t know if I deserve this.”

>I’m going to share with you something only you will know, and can never leave the room.

“Is it that Shining has a crush on me?”

>…

“It’s what we were talking about, I wanted a heads up.”

>No.

“Aw.”

>….

“I like feeling loved.”

>…

“The secret, darling?”

>What I’m about to say is one hundred percent truth.

“…”

>…I wish Shiny had knocked up another mare besides me.

“…”

>This huuuurttss.

“…I think you’ll reconsider later.”

>I doubt it.

“Er, what if he wants another-“

SLAP

>HE GETS ONE! ONNNNEE!

“…”

>Byeeee!

Moonwalks out.

“…And that’s why I’m always on birth control…”

>>29470743
Birth control? You get less action than shiny, bitch!

>Guard
“Guard 2”
(Cantie)
{Cantie2}
~~~

>Almoooosstttt.

“Allllmoooossstttt.”

(Not going to work.)

{Bound for failure.}

>Allllllmooooooosttt!

“Allllllmoooooooooosssstt!”

(Gonna blow up in your faces.)

{Any second now.}

>ALLLLMOOOOOOOOOOSTTTT!

“ALLLLLMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSTT-GOT IT!”

>WE GOT THE KEYS!

“WOOO_

ZAP!

THUP

>…
“…”

~Please cease trying to escape.~

>…
“…’

(Told you so.)

>>29470811
>Whiteys don't get no lovin

>Celestia
“AJ”
~~

“Why are you wet?”

>Wish I could say that was the first time I was asked that question!

“Is it not?”

>…why do I hurt myself.

“Don’t drip on my papers.”

>Don’t make them so water-absorbent.

“You know Ah’ can’t change that.’

>And you know I’m never going to change my ways.

“That’s… sadly looking to be true.”

>Can’t teach an old mare new tricks.

“Course you can, you can get her to finally admit she’s old.”

>…I will stab you in the eye.

“Have you done that before?”

>First time for everything.

“Sounds like another new trick to me. Ah’m teaching you all kinds of things.”

>Better teacher than I was, I guess.

“Meh, what can Ah’ say? Maybe you just need the time.”

>…

“Oh-“

SHAKESHAKESHAKE

“MAH PAPERS!”

>This is what you get, Applejack! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!

“OUT!”

>>29471330
>Celly shaking like a dog

A.
Fucking.
Dorable.

>>29470743
>“Er, what if he wants another-“
>SLAP
>>HE GETS ONE! ONNNNEE!

Flurry heart will not have competition!

>AB
~~

>…Ah’ wonder what happened to Sweetie Belle or Scootaloo?... What would Applejack do?... Yeah, it’ll sort itself out later.

>Pommel
"77"
'Potsticker'
~MH Captain~
-FD Captain-
(BM Captain)
{Silver Star}
=TH Captain=
■LP Captain ■
~~~~

>Prostitution is legal in Las Pegasus!?

■Of course! ■

“Did you not know that?”

>Excuse me!?

“Don’t give me that look, I’ve got a mare who fulfills that need back home-“

>Did not need that!

‘I would like to hear more.’

~I would not! UGH! Imagining you with a mare…UGH!~

“Please make that about the fact I’m clearly not attractive, and not because-“

~It’s the changeling thing.~

“And there it is!”

-Do Changelings do weird stuff during sex?-

“I can change sizes.”

-…What kind of sizes?-

>I think we all know what kind of sizes and I hope you all will be silent now-

(Can you do that with magic? I’m asking for a friend.)

>I don’t know-

(Bullshit.)

>Fine, bullshit, but I’ve never been able to.

‘Whoa!’

>Do not give me that, it’s a damn right of passage for any unicorn stallion to try at least once to make it grow!

■He’s telling the truth, all of us try it at least once. ■

~Hrmph! I’ve never had a need for such things-~

‘PFFFTAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!’

~Like you would know!~

‘I’ve seen all of your medical files, I know.’

>What was that!?

“I have a medical file?”

-I’m getting treatment for whatever you read in that!-

{It ain’t an addiction, it’s a hobby.}

=Hrmph.=

‘I didn’t read yours!... Mostly because I couldn’t get a hold of it. I uh… take it you don’t need to see the doctor very often?’

-Probably just punches the cancer right out of herself.-

>FOCUS PONIES!

(Fine! If he’s legal with his prostitutes, can I make mine legal?)

>What?! No!

(I have a lot of prostitutes I don’t know what to do with!)

>Holy shit, what!? Where were they when I was growing up!?

“Uh-“

>I know how that sounds but it’s not what it sounds like! I meant I never saw them, and I grew up there!

1/2

>>29471838

(Down by the docks. Also? Everyone? Everyone please, can I have your attention? You now all have complete freedom to laugh your ass off at Captain Pommel.)

>Excuse me!?

“Why?”

>SEVENTY SEVEN!

“I just want to know why I’m going to be laughing at you.”

(Because the only guys who never go down to the docks on their sixteenth birthday are the guys with loser friends.)

~Ha ha! Even though what you said is disgusting and I’d never touch one of those wretches souls, I will happily take my chance to laugh at you! Ha ha!~

>Well this is going well!

■Have you not legalized it yet? My goodness, that’s strange! I don’t know what I’d do without access to the bubble machines, how do you all live? Oh, so behind the times, you might as well be ruled by medieval ponies. ■

>We literally are!

■…Huh. ■

(So can we legalize mine?)

>NO!

{Why’re ya’ askin’ him? Ain’t that decided by the princesses?}

(Hey, yeah! Why’re we taking your word for it?)

~REVOLT! REVOLUTION!~

-YEAHHHH!-

=Hmm.=

~…~
-…-
(…Nevermind.)

>I thank you.

=Hm.=

“This does bring up an interesting point-“

>No revolution against me!

“-how do we get better law proposal access, right now it takes months to hear back from them, and I live right over there! My guard took forever to get formed. Can we open up a channel directly to them or something?’

>That’s… a good question. Good question!

■Why don’t we use those wonderful EVO Corp towers? They’re simply divine! ■

~The… what?~

■Oh ho hooo!... So behind the times. ■

>…I have questions.

>>29471846
>Evo Corp

Oh shit.

>>29472035
Considering it's currently imploding, not exactly a threat.

>>29472099
>>29472099
>>>29472035
>Considering it's currently imploding, not exactly a threat.
>implying the princesses won't see as everything EVO has done as useful
>implying they won't seize it or at least leave it running as an institution to keep crime low
>implying no matter what happens to the leadership, EVO won't remain
>implying the princesses and the Equestrian miltary would want to tear down radio towers that enable long distance communication at last
>implying Sunset hasn't planned for that
>implying Sunset needs to be there for something bad to happen when someone fucks with her tech
>implying OH SHIT *isn't* the right reaction To anything Sunset does or ever did

Dude.

>>29472149
>Sunset sets it up so even if she dies, the princesses can't turn off the mind control without sending the entire economy into chaos

JUST
AS
KEIKAIKU

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>>29465028
>>29465212
>>29465752
>>29467713
>>29468393

>Fluttershy
„Luna“
'Tree Hugger'
~~~

Gurglegurglegurglegurglegurgle... wheeze!

„Cough cough cough... ooooooooooooooooooooh... cough!“

*fwumph*

>I have never seen a princess do that before. Mares, stallions, gryphons, even a donkey... but never a princess.

'Righteous.'

„Stars... so many stars... they taste like little, sweet tears.“

>I think she's eating her own mane.

'Let her be, mare, let her be. Everyone has a right to explore themselves.'

„Mmmrrrnnbbblll...“

>I... I don't know, eating yourself sounds so... weird, like... what would you even taste like? I don't like it.

'I think its prety rad. The Lu's exploring uncharted territories. She's a real pioneer, isn't that sick?“

Twitch.

Sudden stand!

>!

'!'

„...“

>...

'…'

„...we aren't hungry anymore.“

*flop*

'That's what I mean. Lu's on a reall deep exploration of herself, right? Pass me that?'

>Sure.

'And I really dig her new, short hairstyle. All... wild and rebellious.'

„*gigglesnort* Rebellion she says... let me show you a rebellion!“

>W-wait, princess, you, wait, that's the balcony you might...!

SLAM!

„HEAR ME, CITIZENS!“

>Oh dear!

'Whoooo... this is going to be GOOD.'

„THE NIGHT!“

>OhdearOhdearohdear!

„SHALL LAST!“

'I dig the night. It's all, like, cool and refreshing, right?'

>Not the issue!

„SLIGHTLY LONGER THAN USUAL!“

>...oh.

'...heheheh. Groovy.'

>...I am not high enough to babysit a princess.

'...sooooo...?'

>So, please pass me the paper, the milkweed and some poison joke. I feel like going rogue tonight.

>>29472272
Fluttershy is totally taking over.

>>29472272
Oh sure, but when ZECORA does it, it's immoral. Fucking racist.

>>29472401
It was a different thread mentality then man, now she can go right ahead.

>>29472401
Eh. CD if you will. I have no idea about Luna's past brushins with Zecora,Flutters or her stance on recreational drug use.

>>29472502
''Twas a joke, she was freaked out at the idea because she was old-fashioned, but I could see her loosening up

>>29472272
NC
~Cadence~
~~~~

~YES!~

>Um... I don't think pregnant mares are supposed to-

~SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIVE ME A TOKE!~

>O-okay.

~What's the worst that could happen?~

~~~~

(WAAAHHHH!)

BOOM!

~Don't do drugs, kids!~

>???
"???"
~~~~

Sunset's life had been one of change for as long as she could remember.

From the very first memory that still remained in the fractured parts left standing after her brush with the mental connection with her new ally, she could recall that her life had always been about changing. Changing subjects in school, changing homes, changing locations, changing worlds, changing teachers, even changing alliances and her very body, changing everything in her whole world with the flip of a coin, never knowing what it would show when she landed. Some days, she would be the brightest student of the noble princess, other days she had been their most deadly of enemy. She had learned from them, she had faced them as a pony and as a monster, she had thought of them as friends and thought of them as her most hated of foes.

To change what she thought the status quo of her life no longer held any shock to her, for now she had just expected it. When it held steady for months on end, when she stayed in one place with one group and their relationship remained as it had been, that was the oddity of her life. This life she had lived these past few months as she toiled away had been the outliners in her entire existence, and before this day she'd never said a single negative thing about it. This place she had found herself in had slowly but surely become that norm that she'd never had before in her life for too long.

She'd had steady work, a set goal, the means to accomplish it, a comfortable life, and most of all consistent companions. She'd never explicitly called them friends, not a single time before today, but the need had never struck her a single time either. With them, in this place, she had found her stride.

But hers was not a life to stay steady.

Her life was one that changed.

No matter how much she could have prevented or struggled against it, or how much she wished it would stay the same, it changed suddenly.

Just like always, it changed with a Bang.

1/7

>>29472756

She would never get another chance to think about it. Her one chance to realize how lax she had become, how flighty uncaring she was in this moment had completely gone. She would never have time to reflect on how little she'd cared of anything in the world at that point in time, how her plans within plans within plans had all been laid aside in a brief second, and that one second was all that had been needed to completely turn her world upside down.

She'd not been able to throw up a single shield, cast a single spell, no defense rushed to her aide, there had been nothing prepared and nothing to go off when the unthinkable happened. Just like that, it was too late to prepare.

One moment where she had let her guard down, sure it had not been needed, and everything changed.

One moment she would never get to reflect on. It was too late.

There was a Bang, and it was over.

>...I honestly did not expect this... congratulations.

Who stood behind her, who was the one who had made that ventilation grate fall to the ground with a metallic bang before they were upon her was a mystery. She could feel the cool of some sort of metal near her, could smell the gunpowder and the stink of a grip that had been handled until it had faded, she could tell exactly where they were, exactly how high, and could even guess just how deadly the weapon pointed at her was. Those questions were easy.

The others were not so simple. To her dismay, she could not guess exactly who it was that lied behind her.

Even worse, she could not fathom why they had not fired that weapon yet, and what that meant.

"This is the part where you cry out."

One of those two burning questions, at the very least, had been answered.

>...Spike? Spike the dragon?

"The one and only."

The other, not so much.

>No... no way.

She felt like laughing.

She felt like falling to the ground in heaving, burning laughs at the thought.

She felt like exploding out until she screamed.

2/7

>>29472763

Of all her plans, of all her designs, of all the scenarios she had prepared for, this had been the one that had completely slipped her.

Even now, it was so absurd, she'd no way to even conceive of it. Even with the answer metaphorically staring at her right in the face, she could not put it to reality. That of all creations, of all the powerful and godlike beings that roamed Equestria in power, and of all the myriad of ways they could face her and her Titan companion with all their unspeakable might, the one who had found her at her most vulnerable, the one who had dropped down on her and taken her completely off guard, was none other that Spike the Dragon.

Spike, the little thing she had found so adorable before. Who's most vivid memory in her mind was when he was a tiny puppy. She'd heard tales of his supposed abilities, but she'd never seen them a once, and had believed them just as many times. Spike the Dragon, the adorable little thing that latched itself onto whoever would give him the time of day.

And he had been the one to take her off guard, and if he'd wanted to, could have ended her new life with a single shot.

She wasn't ashamed to admit, especially not now when she still remained in the situation he had created, that he'd completely gotten her. He could have ended it, still likely could end it if he chose, to the point she dared not even try to summon her magic, not with that shadow pointed straight towards her horn visible just out of the corner of her eye.

>No way... Spike? Really? You're the one who-

"I'm not in a very laughing mood right now, Sunset, so can we save the whole 'oh, I can't believe it was 'you' who managed to get the drop on me!' spiel."

He was serious. Just from the strain in his voice alone, there was not a single question to if he was serious or not. The way his claw stayed steady, the way his breathing stayed calm, the way he never spoke above a whisper all pointed to one thing.

He was deathly serious.

3/7

>>29472771

>... Very well. So, here to capture me? Bring me home to the princesses yet again like a good little doggy? Go fetch for your masters?

"That's entirely up to you."

>...Oh?

Before, he'd certainly had her interest. Now, he had her curiosity as well. Even with her heart racing a thousand miles an hour and the fear of her fresh new life being ended by a single tug of that little finger, she couldn't help herself. She had always been one to find interest in the strangest of places, and this was no exception.

>I take it then, you want to bargain? Finally grown tired of being just a lap dog? Trust me, I understand. Oh, I understand toiling away, trying to impress them, only to-

"Save it, if I was going to betray them, it would take longer than a short speech and a few carrots on the end of a stick."

>Whatever way you swing, big boy, I can provide it.

Her hopes he would shake at all from that were sadly left wanting, he stayed as steady as ever.

"What's going to happen is one of two things, Sunset. You get to decide if you are brought back as a prisoner, or in a body bag. It's up to you."

That rapid heartbeat intensified a thousand fold, and it took everything she had to ensure he never knew.

>Death or cake? I guess I choose cake. There, was that so hard?

"Not good enough."

>If you want information, I'd hate to be the one who points this out but you're not exactly in the best place to get it, anything out of me would probably take more than the cliffnotes version if you wanted something of use-"

"You don't know anything I want to know, I'll leave that to Chrysalis to find out the juicy stuff."

Her fur stood on end at the mere idea of another Queen invading her mind, of anyone else beside the one she had willingly let in being allowed to touch her most valuable and most cherished asset. Just the thought of Chrysalis in her mind again was enough to turn her eyes dark with anger, and her stomach roiling with disgust.

"Nope, none of that."

4/7

>>29472776

>Then what do you want?

She heard the near imperceptible sounds of a grip tightening, and the inaudible breath seeping in through his nose before being let out slowly.

"I'm actually not sure if you deserve this chance. I was really beside myself if I should shoot you, if I should just end it right here. Maybe I should, maybe I'm just letting the fact I know you, I've seen you when you weren't like... this, and it's clouding my judgement. Maybe I'm wrong, and I should just pull the trigger now, and it's done."

Her breath hitched when she felt him move closer, forcing her magic to stay down lest it set him off in a jump and he follows through on exactly that.

"Maybe I should... but they'd probably hate me for that."

It took an even greater strength of mind than that to keep herself from scoffing at the mere idea they'd care if she died or not.

"I don't want anyone to look at me like that... but I will, if I have to. What comes next is up to you."

>Get to the point already.

She felt the cool sting on her cheek as he pressed the gun to her face, her breath frozen as still as his unmoving, unflinching hand.

"Yell for her to come in here, and I'll just take you back."

If she'd had any air in her at all, it would have left her.

"I won't blow your horn off, I won't put holes in your legs, you get a chance right now to be taken in peacefully, and even make your case in your favor. Just call for her, tell her to come over to this room, and I'll let you live. If you do that, there's still hope for you, there's still a chance. Just call for her, now."

It was never a question who he referred to, only how much it made the dark part of her swirl inside her head that he would ask it at all.

>...and if I scream? If I call out that you're in here?

"Then I blow your head off, and I deal with her."

>...ahha...

He pressed the gun in deeper to her cheek, but the giggles would not stop.

5/7

>>29472782

>You think... you think you can kill her? You? She could rip you in half with a look, she could shred you into pieces by thinking at you really hard, what are you going to do, make her choke on sadness?

"I have my ways. Question is, are you going to make that easier, or harder? One way or another, Chitania is dying today, only thing in doubt is if I'm telling Celestia I killed two monsters today, instead of one. Call out to her."

For a brief second, her mouth opened. For that half of a moment, it almost seemed she would comply.

Any hopes of that were dashed when instead, she brought up the very thing thing she'd been searching around for when he'd stumbled upon her, a massive bottle of the fanciest wine he'd ever seen, and ripped the cork out with her teeth.

He watched her throw her head back with disgust, she could now plainly see his lips curling in the reflection on the bottle, and she didn't care at all. She drank and she drank, and she loved it.

When she finally came up for air, it was with a self satisfying sigh, and a smirk on her face.

>Spike? I don't know what you think you're up against, but..

"But?"

>I didn't come here just because I was thirsty.

She tilted the bottle at him, and the coy smirk turned positively wicked.

>This is my celebration wine.

"And that means?"

It was then, as if divinely chosen, that it happened.

The room began to glow.

"What... what the fuck!?"

He'd never moved his grip, never truly looked away from her enough that she could surprise him, of course he would be expecting that. Even so, even with that deadly weapon still in her face, she wouldn't have traded seeing his face twist into horror for anything else in the world.

"What the fuck is this!?"

>The finale, Spike. The ending, and none of you ever saw it coming.

6/7

>>29472787

The room's glow became almost blinding, the waves beneath his feet beginning to pulse as some strange kind of magic pumped through it.

>I flicked the switch for it... an hour ago? In other words... you were too late, before you ever even arrived.

He could feel it. Even without a single bit of that glow reaching above the floor, he could feel the tingle of magic coursing beneath him, sparking like electricity beneath the soles of his feet.

"How...'

>How could you all have missed it? How could it all have happened without anyone knowing?... You know the reason. Because when it comes right down to it...

She leaned forwards, letting the barrel of the gun press deeply into her cheek all for the pleasure of seeing his twisted face up close.

>I'm better than you. Go on, shoot me. Fire your little pea shooter. Because with this... it won't matter anymore. We're beyond this now.

The temptation to pull the trigger overwhelmed him, but his claw never closed. Not yet.

>We're about to take down the gods, and everything has gone exactly as planned... you lose.

Not yet.

~Sunset! Will you hurry up, we can't start without you-~

Now.

Quicker than anyone could follow, even his own eyes, his arm swung to the side, and he fired.

Chitania, the Titan Queen, the strongest changeling to have ever lived, and the bane of the existence of the land of Equestria and the world over, never saw it coming.

One second, she was swinging open the door.

The next, the bullet he fired hit her right in the mouth. A perfect shot, one in a hundred thousand million, and he made it.

Both watched as the unstoppable, unbreakable, indestructible beast went rigid.

Then like a mountain falling, she fell to the side, and lie still on the ground.

"...Was that part of your plan?"

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>>29472795
>He didn't shoot Sunset
What a copout-
>Last post
>FW

>>29472795
NO
FUCKING
WAY

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>>29472795
AHHHHHHHH

>Applejack

>...Am Ah' missin' out on somethin'?

>Nah, not like I'd be left outta any important happenin's

>...Nnnnope, no way that'd happen....

>>29472795
All those he shot Sunset jokes just feel super lacking now. How did you top that so gloriously?

>>29472795
Whelp! Did not see that shit coming!

>>29472795
~Actually I'm not dead~

"Oh"

~Fucker~

>>29472795
OH MY FUCKING GOD

How do you keep me on the edge of my pants like this you fucker?

>>29472838
Well she's probably not dead, but holy shit.

>>29472830
>Spike in the middle of dangerous enemy territory, giving all the cool speeches, and taking on the enemy that should have an emotional connection to AJ and taking out her biggest threat in the process

It keeps happening!

>>29472795
>have to wait before I can read because busy
Why does life not coincide with my wants?

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>>29472795
Oh.

Oh man...

...this... this is NOT good.

>>29472864
RIght!?

Just out of the blue! No warning or a lead up! Just DAMN

Ice cold, Spike!

>>29472888
Oh hey

Now I'm genuinely angry

Now any future confrontation between Applejack and Sunset is gonna have less than a zilch of impact seen here cos it's first proper contact, and also at the zenith of Sunset's plans and goals

And it's the stories B-Team who gets to chow down on it at all

>>29472972
Are you kidding!?

This is going to have the weight of the fucking world on it next time Sunset and AJ meet. Don't you get it? AJ MISSED THE BIG REVEAL! The big moment! The huge event that she, as the hero, is supposed to be there to combat, and she MISSED IT!

Yes, she missed it because Spike didn't tell her like a dick, but still, think about what this is going to do to her. Think about what AUJ is going to think! This is the biggest twist we've had so far, and AJ is going to have to deal with the fallout.

>>29472795
Shit. Muse just up and mouth raped me. I have no idea where you are going with this but this is still a conjoinedly written story and like FUCK I will sit by and let a chance to ramp up the epicness of this scene go to waste this easily. Finally, got my groove back!

>>29472795
>Blueball me last thread
>Resolve it for Super blue balls

I'm starting to think this is your fetish

>>29472993
>The next big moment between AJ and Sunset is how AJ was a fucking dumbass who wasn't present when Sunset was Important!
>Just like last time!
>And the time before that!
>Can you imagine what brand new quips we can make Doppelgangerjack say?
>It's perfect!
>She doesn't get to participate and be active and solve things! She get's to be lectured at and dwell in hindsight and mope!

>>29473008
>Excited
>But worried

Please be good please be good please be good...

>>29472795
Okay, there has to be some divine intervention going on here. Literally everything is done right with this guy. Literally. Everything. Has gone on his way.

This is unnatural!

>>29473123
Right?

Reality has just been up and bending over backwards in order to make this work for Spike. Nothing has gone wrong, nothing's even stopped him, he just has these moments handed to him.

Something bigger is going on.

>>29473019
Pfft, it can't be AJ this time.

We can't have this blow up super hard in her face.

>>29473187
NO FUCK YOU IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S GOOD OR BAD SHE JUST HAS TO BE THERE AND DOING STUFF

>>29473198
Doing what, though?

Did you want AJ to have a huge dilemma about killing Sunset? You can't just replace characters like that.

>>29473227
AJ being stealthy would be pretty weird. Kinda want it though.

>>29473227
You know

Owning up to her actions and mistakes and well

Getting stuck in

Doin the confrontation, horse to horse, throw in the deicide thing, spring from that and go from there.

>>29473265
...Did you think that Spike was going to stop Sunset or something?

Dude. I'm not sure here, but I'm 99 percent sure this is KKA, and he wrote Apple-Crazy. He knows how to bring the ultimate confrontations of two enemies to a head.

I'm not worried about that, guy just takes forever to build up to the perfect moments. One thing I'm kinda iffy on, to be honest, loooot of buildup. The payoffs obviously floor people, but it takes a while to even get there. I get wanting to establish stuff, but you know.

>>29473297
I'm kind of with you, the atmosphere is always perfect, but it takes some times and often weeks to get to the big moment. We literally had the A-team just crawling around an empty building last thread.

Don't get me wrong, HOLY FUCKING SHIT WOW that story, and Spike's inner doubt was great but yeah, wish it came out faster. That said, I'd prefer a perfectly cooked meal every time, even if I'm about to fall asleep by the time the chef gets there.

>>29472795
I'm torn. Obviously, this would be a very anticlimactic ending to the entire thing there between her and AJ. On the other, this would be something I've never seen before. I'm torn.

>>29472993
>This is going to have the weight of the fucking world on it next time Sunset and AJ meet. Don't you get it? AJ MISSED THE BIG REVEAL! The big moment! The huge event that she, as the hero, is supposed to be there to combat, and she MISSED IT!
>as the hero

Hahahahaha! Weeeeew, I find it funny that you think that. AJ isn't the Hero mate, she's the janitor,the custodian, the caretaker. AJ is NOT the hero even if this is her thread.

>>29473015
/pa/ we keep you edging till you die.

>Fluttershy
"Luna"
'TH'
~~~~

"Verily, we see the sun!"

>That's a lamp.

"The lamp is it's own mini sun, the entire world revolves around this point of being. Think of the universe created in a living room. It's like..."

'Whoooa'

"Thou gets it!"

>That's very profound.

"Does thou ever wonder why they're called chips?"

>They're chipped off the potato.

"...sweet mother of me."

'Lulu my trulu, I knew that forever ago. What I don' know is... where does the hoof end, and the leg begin?'

>That's... huh. Where does my hoof end?

"I can't even handle this right now."

>>29473584
Luna is tweaking!

We're fucked!

>>29473198
I want her to do stuff too but the story has to fit.

>>29472795
Damn. Well THAT was pretty raw moment, even if it's suffocatingly obvious Chitty's still alive and going to get right back up. Still, the banter between Zombieset and Spike was top-notch.

>>29473916
>Zombieset

Wut?

She's not a zombie anymore.

>>29473928
She'll always be Zombie man, only thing is that now she's dead on the inside instead of the outside.

>>29473994
>Implying that giggly mess we saw in the shower isnt more alive than before she died

Well, this is the PERFECT time for valentines stories!

>>29474148
NC
>Reporter
"Sunset"
'Spike'
~~~

>Really? "Killing" Chitania right before HnH day? Really?

"Were we that transparent?"

>Come on.

'Hey, I was just doing a favor.'

>Seriously?

"I have a contract, Chitty has a contract, we have X number of scenes we have to shoot, but if we can do it in one taakkke..."

>Then you can go on for more Hearts and Hooves stuff, I get you.

"There it is!"

'Could be worse.'

>How?

'Shiny is shooting like, ten Hearts and Hooves scenes tomorrow. At least.'

>Wow.

'Yeah, wouldn't that suck?'

"Totally awful."

>Uh huh. So what are you two going to do?

"Go on a date."

>Ohhhh?

"Not with each other, gosh!"

'That'd be so weird!'

"Super weird!"

>Sorry, shouldn't have presumed.

"Damn right. Now if you don't mind, Chitty is waiting, and the Celestial Hair Dye isn't going to last more than twelve hours, I'm making the most of it."

'And Twilight should be juuuust about finished with the salon treatment for her new hair, so gonna give that one a whirl if you know what I mean.'

"'LATER!"'

>...wait what.

>>29474230
>'And Twilight should be juuuust about finished with the salon treatment for her new hair, so gonna give that one a whirl if you know what I mean.'

...How is that one MORE disturbing than Chitty dressed up like Celestia?

>>29474342
...well, I know to mares getting an outfit swap.

>>29474379
>Celestia in Chitty's Battle Armor

MAKE
IT
FUCKING
HAPPEN

>>29474379
>>29474387
God yes

>>29474387
Chitty would look down right majestic

Goodnight threax
Happy love day tomorrow

>>29473418
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29475108
Yay, love to everyone

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>>29475403

Night thread

>>29458805

>>29476571
Gj

NC
>FS
“???”
‘???’
~~~

>Oh, hello and thank you all for joining us for a special Hearts and Hooves day edition of Fantastically Fixing Friendships, Featuring Fluttershy. It’s during this time content doesn’t matter, but love days always do. Our next guests aren’t having so great of a time on this day, and we’re going to see if we can help them out with that. Please welcome Lemon Hearts and Cherry Berry.

“Hello.”

‘Hi!’

>Now, the issue you two are having is a scheduling one?

“She promised me to hang out on Hearts and Hooves day, she knows I don’t have anyone else to go with! But she promised Golden Harvest the same thing!”

‘No I didn’t.’

>Oh dear. Cherry, I’m sure you had the best of intentions to help out more than one friend, but going behind her back like that isn’t going to end any way but badly. And lying isn’t going to help.

‘I didn’t, though!’

“I saw you!”

‘I was across town, how could you see me there!?’

“Because you’re lying! Is this about me? I’m sorry I’ve been hanging out with my old friends so much, but taking it out on me for spending time with Moondancer isn’t fair!”

‘I’m not!’

>Now, yelling isn’t the answer.

‘Look, I’ll be there on Hearts and Hooves day, okay? I promised and I’ll be there, and no, I won’t bring Golden Harvest along, I never talk to her! This is all a misunderstanding!’

“Well…”

>Sometimes the simplest answers are the best.

“Alright, I’ll believe you, and I’m sorry for assuming, it’s just when I saw you-“

‘It wasn’t me!’

“Okay. I trust you, and I’m sorry I’ve been missing out so much.”

‘You can make it up to me on Hearts and Hooves day.’

“I will!”

>Oh, and I didn’t even have to tell you to hug… nowgogetsomecandlesandrekindlethatsmoothlove-

‘What?’

>I said that’s all the time we have for today, and as always, feel the love, and stay kind.

>Implying what won't happen is Sunset breaks the spess time continuum to go Get Chitania Back and kick the A-Teams ass while doing so

At this rate there's no point doing anything else, no hope for Applejack to get a Bigger Moment than that. Nothing could surpass that level of character power levels, development, importance and stakes

Applecrazy is a fucking drop in a puddle compared to this

>>29476871
Are you talking about your hypothetical scenario or what happened?

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content does matter, but you'd be lonely without us!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm the grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main segment...HEARTS AND HOOVES DAY!!!'"

>What are you girls doing for Hearts and Hooves day? I'm gonna be giving out candy to the sad ponies who are alone.

"This is my holiday! I'm gonna be going around and matching ponies up, spreading all the love. It'll be sooooo cute!"

'I'm just going to stay at home and eat chocolate cake.'

Pinkie and Cadence raise an eyebrow.
>"Oh?"

'...what?'

Nosy mode activate.
>How come you're alone? Don't tell me you're spending all your time with your rocket launcher.

"You're young, you should be having young love right now."

'I'M JUST NOT LOOKING OKAY!?'

>She can't find anypony.

"Yup yup. Probably because her personality is too difficult."

'I AM NOT DIFFICULT AND I CAN HAVE ANYPONY I WANT! IT'D BE EASY!'

>"Riiiiight"
They grin mischievously.

'You what? Screw you guys.'

>You'd at least screw something.

"OOOOOOOOH!"

>That's all the time we have now, but have a good Hearts and Hooves Day everypony!

>"Byyyyyye!"

'You two are assholes.'
Pinkie and Cadence look away sticking out their tongues.

>>29476928
>Later, she goes back home, looking over her shoulder with suspicious eyes.
>Opens the door
>There's candles and trail of roses.
>TBDRLIATU is waiting for her
'They could never understand...'

>>29475960
Da Raaaaaage! Nice! I don't even see any guide lines

>>29475960
Is he going super anon?

NC
>SA
“Cadence’
~~~

>HAPPY HEARTS AND HOOVES DAY! I got you a present!

“Is it the ability to give birth without pushing a watermelon sized object out of my hooha!? OH SHINY! I’M SO HAPPY!”

>…

“…is it actually-“

>It’s chocolates.

“…”

NOM

“At least something is getting inside of me tonight.”

>Awww.

>>29475960
>Pictured here: typical /pa/l's reaction to the story not going the way he wants it to

So what's the plan today? Some Hearts and Hooves NC/Cd/canon stories to lighten the mood, or straight to the horrible events unfolding in Hoofington?

Because holy shut guys I have such sights to show you...
Haha... ahahaha... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

>>29477345
We're not that bad.

>>29477371
Did you ever check out some of the discussions? Especially those involving Blacklings?

>>29477357
Wait a second… I reconize that post!

Oh god, no again! Please no more Sunset pulling bullshit powers with "super cool" incantations out of nowhere, please no more 180 character flips designed to reset characters back to a previous state because of obvious shipping bias, please no more characters introduced out of nowhere and suddenly being super relevant and please for the love of GOD please no more of that stupid "she's unhinged so all her crazy acts make sense" bullshit!

Please I am begging you do not ruin this hype train for me again!

>>29477391
What? No! That whole EVO Infiltration number is propably KeikakuAnon's brainchild. I am not touching that stuff with a 10ft pole unless he asked me to.

Nah. There's outer stuff happening surrounding that event I want to write. Or at least, which I think SHOULD happen. I really need an editor or something... It shouldn't be that bad. Or bad at all. Who knows!

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>>29477391

>>29477410
Fuck off tumblrshit

>>29477391
Dude, story first, THEN critique.

People won't advance if you stay stuck in the past.

>>29477412
Don't be rude. Please?

>>29477433
>Doctor Who gif
>less than 1.00MB
>"Dude crazy stuff is cool"

Never again

>>29477409
Oh, in that case, please post it today. You've shown some great skills in the world building if nothing else, and adding more to this event would be absolutely fantastic. Though, he did say he wanted help with the fight scenes, and if nothing else the desert battle was absolutely amazing to behold.

Fears deleted.

>>29477428

Yeah, that was rude, I am super sleepy and I apologize. Super, SUPER tired. Sorry.

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>>29477412

>>29477409
For the record, I actually don't mind if anyone wants to join in. Yes, I have a plan, but no, it's not unmovable and it's not something that I would lose my mind over if someone changed. In fact, I actually like it when people join, being able to flex my thinker on my feet is fun. Don't be afraid of the pool, I've got Floaties.

That said, I'm glad you cleared it up, I was planning to wait it out to see what you were going to do before I moved onto my next part. Your post yesterday made it seem like you were diving in so I was ready to tread water before charging in.

and I liked the incantations

>>29477357
Post it! This is the closest thing I'm getting to a Valentine's today!

And now I've made myself sad

>>29477455
>>29477514
>>29477543
Thanks for the vote of confidence, you guys are awesome! It'll be up in the next few hours.

NC
>Two
“Shiny”
~~~~

>SHINYYYY! AH’ GOTCHA A HEARTS AND HOOVES DAY PRESENT!

“Awww, thanks Two! But you didn’t have to do that.”

>Yuh huh, cause yer’ mah’ special Shiny.

“Awww.”

>Yep!

“…I feel like this should end with a joke.”

>Can we end it with a hug instead?

“You’re gosh darned right.”

FAMILY HUG

>>29477645
Best!

Dad!

NC
>AJ
“SA”
~~~~

>…

“…”

>…how am Ah’ supposed to take this?

“With your hooves.”

>You know what Ah’ mean.

“Look, I know you and Spike-“

>Please no.

“So I figured, you know, why not show you you’re still known and appreciated? You’re still someone who deserves a Hearts and Hooves gift, AJ.”

>…Dang it, why you gotta do this to me?

“Because you deserve it.”

>Awww, shucks, thanks Shiny. Now ya’ made me feel bad, thought it would be right weird iffin’ Ah’ got ya’ anything, now Ah’ look selfish.

“You don’t have to.”

>Ya’ know Ah’ do. Come on, Ah’m goin’ inta’ the kitchen, and Ah’m bakin’ you an apple pie.

“You really don’t have to.”

>Ah’ have a lasso and Ah’m not afraid to use it!

“Alright! I’m coming, I’m coming.”

>You better be!

“…I feel like I should end this with something silly-“

>Just enjoy getting’ some pie for once in your life!

“Can’t put it better than that.”

>>29477778
At least A mare appreciates him!

NC
>SA
“Celestia”
~~~

“Shining Armor? Giving ME a hearts and Hooves day gift? The scandal! What will they think!?”

>You know I don’t give a bubblepop what they think.

“Oh my! So dashing!”

>No, we’re going to be dashing.

“You mean?”

>Oh yeah, I decided to up the game for the special day.

“Oh… oh my… oh my!”

>There’s the pool.

“But the water, it’s so clear, but it looks so strange… Is that…”

>…jelly.

“It’ll be so… strong! Just as breathless, but with hugs from all sides, like we’re being gripped by the very hoof of the ocean!”

>You want to talk about it, or be about it?

“… Shiny?”

>Yeah?

“You will always be the only one I share this with, you’re special.”

>…thank you.

“No, thank you. Together?”

>Until the very end.

SPLASH!

>>29477941
>SPLASH

Not

>BWONGLFLFMP

Cos that's what a large enough volume of jelly does when impacted with a large enough force

t. fluids graduate

>>29477778
>Dat sweetness
HHHNNNGGG

NC
>77
"Cheerilee"
~~

>...

"Do you liiiike it?

>...Who's heart is this?

"Mine, silly! I wouldn't give you someone elses heart, that would be weird."

>Ah.

"..."

>...I love it.

"EEEE!"

>>29478196
Don't go breaking my heaaart!

Seriously don't drop it.

>Chrysalis
“???”
~~~

Her head was going to explode.

Full gore, splattered all over the walls, straight up explode. Erupting in a sea of chitinous gore and cheers. Yes, cheers, because obviously the whole universe hated her and wanted her dead. Obviously everyone would be happier, that’s what she was getting from all this. She was going to keep living to spite it, but she was now keenly aware that reality would just rather not give her a break.

>Nnnggghhhh.

Even with all her hate to fuel her, the desire to just blow everything up and end it all in a sea of flames and bright green in a way that would be as much satisfying as it would be effective. Say whatever there is to say about her, when she goes out, she blows stuff up, and she was three second from..

“Mmmhmmm.”

She hadn’t even heard someone come in. She hadn’t heard anyone walk up. And somehow, she hadn’t even noticed someone get right behind her close enough to shoot forwards and grab her in a hug. She knew who it was, she’d regcognize that love anywhere, but she was in exactly zero mood for a hug right now, and was going to show it.

>…Ngghhh!

“Mmmmhm.”

>Ngh NGH.

“Mmmhhh.”

>…ngghhhhh…

“Mmm hmm hmm. Hm hm hmmm hmmm…”

>Nnnnnggghhhhh.

On second thought, it could wait. Maybe a minute or two of hugs wouldn’t be so bad.

>…ngh.

“Hm.”

Just a bit longer, that was all.

Stupid hugging Shiny.

>>29478555
Jesus why do you have to do that to me if your trips of love

>>29478555
Adorable

Bugs need hugs too

NC
>Twilight Velvet
"Nightlight'
~~~~

>Happy Hearts and Hooves day, honey!

"Happy HnH to you too! I got you a new set of earrings and a pair of tickets to the new Hoofleton showing."

>Thank you honey!

"Well? What did you get me?"

>Sex.

"...I'm noticing this is waaaaayyy easier for mares."

>We gonna talk or do this?

"Damn you, capable distraction!

NC
>Cadence
"18"
~~~~

>...I feel like this is a little extravagant.

"Which part? The giant sapphire heart that matches your cutie mark? The synchronized fountains that spell out your name? The giant cake filed with buttercream? Orrrr did you think the specially cultivated giant rose was a little too much?"

>...I forgot what early date valentines were like.

"Why? What did Shiny get you?"

>Chocolates.

"..."

>...

"Did I overdo it?"

>I like it.

"...sooo..."

>...

"Do I... get something?"

>Yes, you get a kiss.

"Is that it?"

>Want to scale it back?

"NO NO! Kisses fine!'

>...I forgot how easy this was.

"What?"

>C'mere.

>>29479183
>>29479318
Noticing a theme...

>Cup Cake
"Carrot Cake'
~~~~

>Happy Hearts and Hooves day!

"Oh my goodness! A giant cake!"

>Yep!

"Are you saying I'm fat? Is that it? I just want a big sweet thing to eat?"

>Impossible, you're already the sweetest thing ever.

"...You win this round, honey bunches."

>55
"Ingrid"
~~~~

Changeling number Fifty Five was a very simple thing.

He wasn't smart, he wasn't clever, and he wasn't quick to think on his hooves. He wasn't a grand fighter without compare or a magical behemoth capable of laying low any foe. Sometimes he wished things were different, a night or two lied awake wondering what it would be like to be as smart as those he admired, questioning if he was as useful as he could be if only he'd had a mind that worked like everyone else seemed to. Sometimes, though they were rare he wondered what the trick that let them pull it off was, like a child watching a magic show. He himself had no such trick, regardless of what magic he could use. He didn't have a secret brilliance to him or a hidden mind he kept away from sight, what anyone saw is what they got, and nothing more.

For some, that was more than enough.

"Higher!"

Being as she was, coveting the sky was something that likely passed through any that shared her lack of wings, pony or not. It wasn't a rare occurrence for an earth pony or unicorn or buffalo to look up to the sky with a little bit of envy and wonder what it would be like to have the sky's grace at their grasp any time they felt like it. It often wasn't much to ask for a friend to take them there, most pegasi would do it just for the fun of it, but it never felt true. The element of needing to do it for themselves, and the hidden joy at relishing in that thing that made them special was always there. To fly was a gift they were lucky to have and thankful for and that tainted it a bit.

For one that just wasn't true.

"Higher, higher, higher!"

>Okay!

One was just excited to hear her happy.

1/2

>>29479527

There was only one being in all the world she knew without question wanted to see her smile, and nothing else. There was only one who did not feel that rush of superiority of what they held over her. Only one who had nothing hidden away, nothing kept secret. There was no love of themselves there.

"Oh my goodness!"

There was only love, from one who should not have been able to give it.

There was only love that held on in that sky up above, with the sun setting just out of sight. There was only love in his smile as he watched her expression, not needing to look at his creation himself. There was only love when she looked back, away from the heart he'd spent the entire day forging in the sky. The flames still burned brightly in their shape to show how he felt, and if it was magic or something more that kept them alight in the sky he could not have even begun to question.

For he was a very simple thing.

"...I love you."

And for one, that was more than enough. For the simplest things have the simplest answers to partner them, and make them whole. Every day, they felt whole.

They'd found their simple answer.

>I love you too.

>>29479533
HOLY SHIT!

Never miss a valentines day, do ya'?

>>29479533
ohhhhhhhh

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29479564
LOVE FINDS A WAY

>>29479533
>Fuck drama
>Fuck screentime
>Fuck yo' politics
>I got my Apple
>I'm good.
Stays out of sight and is the happiest of them all.

>>29479581
???

>>29479591
Ingrid's the queen one, right?

>>29479600
Ingrid Marie is an Earth Pony. Specifically, she's one of the Apples, so she's 'probably'(never clarified) a cousin of Applejack.

She's green with bright a red mane. Also freckles.

>>29479620
Fuck

Memory managed to register it with the gryphon lot