Who will play anon in the movie?

Nyx

Some faggot

Morgan Freeman

>>29449952
Aidan Gillen

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>>29449952
Wuten would be fucking perfect.

Literally /our guy/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dy11dqGIrE&t

>>29449952
Anonymous.

DWK

>>29450034
>hyper autistic
>robot
>rarely sober
>shimmerfag

it's perfect

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>>29450090
>It's a Anon drops a improve rap in the ending credits movie

https://youtu.be/8KN79Nw0TZs

>>29449952
William Shatner.

>>29449952
Well that all depends. Who would you say is the blandest, least projectable actor in the film industry.

>>29449952
Gilbert Godfrey.

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>>29449952
I think we already agreed on Jerry Seinfeld in that movie trailer thread. Anyone got it still?

>>29450090
>shimmerfag
His a rarafag
He's mentioned it multiple times.

But yeah, that would be great to have him play Anon.

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>>29450469
>"WHAT'S the deal with fillies?"
>"I tried to fill one the other day and out of nowhere this cop tackles me."
>"I KNOW! Apparently that's frowned upon this culture."
>"Well you shouldn't call them 'fill-ies' then."

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>>29449952
>>29449952
H Jon Benjamin. he's got the perfect asshole voice.

>>29449952
Someone from /mlp/, obviusly. Fuck, get Greg from MAS to do it. He's pessimistic in his humor.

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>>29449952
Woody Harrelson sounds right.

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>>29450497
i know right, and remember that equesticles episode of bob's burgers?

>>29449952
Kevin James

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>>29449952
This is going to sound really, really egotistical, but I say his because I really mean it.

I wanna do it. I'm a writefag and excel in writing, but also an experienced actor. Hell, I'm breaking into the voice-over world and currently in talks with Bob Bergen. It's my dream to, in some way or form, play Anon. So much you can do with him.

Again, I know this sounds egotistical, but I'm saying it because I mean, hence why I'm not using a tripcode. I just really love his character.

>>29450569
Anon is literally a masturbatory tool, no one here is judging you.

>>29450608
That's what everyone thinks, but there's so much potential. I mean, what is the universal Anon on /mlp/? He started as a simple masturbatory tool, yes, but he's now almost his own character. He's come to life through our story-telling, much like that of a greek god. I almost think he's a symbol in a Jungian sense,something inert in all of us. He's our desires personified into one being that we tell numerous tales about.

Usually, he's either an ass, he's an overly nice guy, or he's lonely. These are the three universal Anons that are in every greentext. There's so much you can do, so many angles you can take. As an actor with too much time to think, it arouses my desire to portray him, to personify him in something. I usually do some in my greentext, but it'd be so much fun acting. Hell, his physicality would be so intriguing.

I mean, you can have the pessismistic Anonymous who, despite being in a world of happines and colors, it's almost too saturated, thus he tries to "dirty" things with vulgarity, sex, and more. He's stranded as the only human in this perfect place, and he wants to go wild.

There're limitless possibilities you can do with Anon. He's like Batman, you can tell so many different stories of him whilst keeping the core concept; however the core concept, which was originally how to insert one's self into a story, has now transcended that into an embodiment of what we wish to see, and potentially be.

This is how I try to look at characters as an actor and writer: who are they? And Anonymous is just what his name implies, yet holds so much more to who he is, hence why I usually make him different in each story I write. It's fascinating, really.

>>29449952
Gilbert Gottfried.

>>29449952
Dolph Lundgren

>>29450674

i love the batman comparison because anon is occasionally superheroic in ways; being a super hacker sometimes and being the sender of many pizzas in another frame, and don't even get me started on how the guy always manages to fucking deliver jesus christ.

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anon could finally be the little filly, too.

>>29450569

i hate to ask this, but: did you start this thread?

>>29450766
No, but OP used an image I made today (now yesterday)

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>>29450713
>always manages to fucking deliver jesus christ.
What is he, the virgin fucking Mary?

>>29450538
Is this how normies see us? a bunch of people who mingle with niggers and shitskins?

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Ryan Reynolds, obviously.

>>29451159
No /pol/, they see you as the guys on twitter with anime avatars and black shitposters from agertina

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>>29449952
After watching his videos, DWK to be honest.

Guy is pure autism combined with alcoholism and makes for the perfect anon.

>>29451193
This fits the bill more than I'd like it too... Fuck.

>>29451193

>>>/trash/

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>>29450569
>>29450674
Are you ok wearing a greensuit all day, adlibbing comedic one liners on the spot, and doing your own stunts?

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>>29449952

>>29451542
Rated pg-13

>>29451554
For pervasive language, neckbeards, lol, strong graphic violence and gore, shitposting, and >rape

>>29450475
>rarafag
even better

>>29450125
AN
IT'S AN
NOT A
AN
USE AN WHEN THE FOLLOWING WORD STARTS WITH A VOWEL
HOLY FUCK

>>29449952
When I imagine Anon speaking I think of those AT&T text-to-speech translators from PTS

Anon is an everyman, to have a single person voice him would be silly

>>29451964
or an h ^:)

>>29452051
only a silent H
you wouldnt say 'an helicopter"

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>>29449952
I would unironically prefer Anon in Equestria to what they've shown us so far.

>>29452333
I can safely say I agree

>>29450469
>"And YOU wanna be my latex salesmare?"

>>29449952
Duh
Denzel Washington

>>29451401
I've mastered improv comedy a long time ago, I've done stunts before, and I've been in costumes way worse than a greensuit. Like, I've had Hollywood prosthetics put on, sat in chairs for hours having weird smelling latex put on me, etc. A greensuit is nothing.

Adlibbing isn't as hard as people think.

>>29452333
A movie where twilight goes to the forbidden land of Broh-Ni and recruits an army of neckbeards to drive back the evil villainy of Prince Darkness-Destruction would've had less cringe than what we've seen so far

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The only acceptable answer.

>>29451193
Ok but he can't take the mask off because it be too painful.

Plus he's handsome as well.