Dadonequus: Children of Chaos

>>29446283
>movie character announcement
>griffon with a C instead of a G

Elo...i'm sorry

sheeiiit

>>29446471
What?

>>29446496
What a great way to start a thread

>>29446344
I would rub it in your cuban face if it wasn't for the fact that the movie also has a fucking furry character

so what do we all think of the chareceters?

>>29446970
They are cute

>>29446943
>laugh at me

nigga, its still a normal name. not something like blue claw.

Also, furry cats has been in MLP sinxe G1

>>29446970
I don't know, the movie isn't out yet

>>29446934
Thank you!

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>>29446970
The only one that doesn't look like dogshit is the gryphon character.

My hope is dying.

>>29447148
Or Gimmi Moore.... and that reasoning is dumb, just because G1 had furry characters doesn't mean that they should bring them in this one, because under that reasoning we could bring anything from G2 or 3.5 too

>>29446970
They look like the MLP equivalent of a Sonic OC character

Man, that movie is gona suck. Isn't?

A-At least we have a pony movie this time and not a shitty human movie
R-Right?

>>29448621
A marginal improvement.

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At least I have the wait for Samurai Jack which fills me with hyp.
And 4chan cup is neigh
Give me an hour to edit my update and I'll post
I regret nothing if I get shitty words in it

>>29449214
>WoI supports Flutercord

Cool

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>>29449536
Why yes, I do. If it wasn't because my story is in the timeline where Discord won, I would write the cutest of Fluttercord.

Also update comes tomorrow, can't do today.
All I can say is title drop

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Quick bump

>Aegia smiled and gently stroke your mane ”Mission accepted, may ze heavens guide you, Mon Petit...” She then turned to Eris and said with an emotionless expression “Mademoiselle Eris, whenever you are ready… and please, don’t forget to teleport ze Prince to where your fazer is…”
>Eris rolled her eyes and waved her paw in a dismissive manner “Yeah, yeah… Whatever, grab on your butts because we are leaving this creepy place! Oh, and before I forget!” Eris then looked at you with a malicious grin on her face “When you see my old man… tell him that I say: “Hah, Hah! I beat your old butt again, Daddy-O!”
“W-Wait Wha-“
>But before you could ask anything, Eris teleported you to her home… to Discord’s insane pocket dimension… sheesh, this place really has took a turn for the worse
“……I don’t remember this place being so pink”
>Instead of the surreal sky composed of ever changing fractal figures, a pink wallpaper with engravings of cute, fat rabbits took its place.
>You remember that this place also had floating islands that basically contained as their own unique ecosystems…
>Well, that was gone too, a bunch of musical stages, giant stuffed animals, dolls and bright colored balloons populated the floating islands instead…
>But even with the landscape being literally the room of a girly-girl, probably the most curious change was…
“Yo, check this out! Discord turned his house into a Barbie doll-set!”
>The wooden cabin was gone completely; instead an enormous, white mansion made entirely out very cheap plastic was built in its place.
>You hesitated to go inside of that ode to all things lame but… heavens have mercy… you needed to talk with Discord, and if Eris had teleported you to this place… then he probably was at the Barbie’s mansion.
>And when you opened the big, pink plastic door, you could hear your friend yelling from the top of his lungs “ERIIIISSSSS! You double face, traitor! How dare you to play these kinds of pranks on me?!”

>>29450460
>The house started to tremble and melt, shape shifting into an indescribable nightmarish landscape…hmmm you should probably do something… but you were scared beyond the capacity of rational thought…
>And from the melted plastic, a figure started to emerge, at first it was completely amorphous, but it didn’t take long for it to start acquiring an actual form…
>First the tall, elongated body along with the long, thick tail came to be, then the limbs emerged from the body, all four of them belonging to a different animal, and finally, a goat? Pony? What animal did that head belonged to?
>Point was… the plastic acquired Discord’s form... just that it had no eyes… but oh boy it could talk… and this horrific scene will haunt you until the day you die..
>”Do you have any idea of how long it will take me to put this place back into its glorious chaotic form?! You crossed the line, young lady! I’m… I’m…” The statue started to rapidly crack, with the real Discord emerging in an explosion of confetti “I’m so proud! Oh! And here I was starting to worry that you wouldn’t be capable of getting back at poor, old papa! But how wrong I was! THIS, is the perfect revenge for being tossed away like hot garbage! All of this screams chaos! And…”
>All of the sentimentalism that Discord was displaying goes away when he finally took notice of your presence, he just looked at you, in silence… then he… AGH! He pulled his eyes out of their sockets, summoned a metal bucket and then squeezed out all the tears from the eyes…
>But the tears didn’t fall into the bucket… no… they flowed like a waterfall… that broke all physics rules and went upwards…
>Yeah… you had forgotten how weird things could get when Discord is involved.

>>29450591
>Discord then put his eyes back on their place and said with a monotone tone “I have no more tears left. Eris, you really have grown into a fine example of chaos, one thing was to turn my dear home into my worst nightmare, but another is to create a replica of the young Anon, hoping that in my fit of rage, I would destroy it by accident, just so you could laugh at my subsequent despair…”
>Discord sniffed “Come here my young rascal… come to your papa… we are going to celebrate this by transforming Twilight’s library into a mariachi convention! And then! … Then we will have a nice picnic with our dear Fluttershy”
>You couldn’t help but laugh at this showcase of fatherly pride, heck, you even found cute on how closer those two have gotten, buuut… you were here for work…
“I’m sorry my friend, but I will have to ruin your little moment. Eris didn’t send a replica to enhance her prank, I’m actually the real Anon… and I came here to speak with you”
>Discord wiped a tear from the corner of his eyes “It even has the same pretentious tone of the real Anon, my little Eris really outdid herself this time”
>Pretentious?! You?! Argh, that’s it!
>Using your magic, you grabbed the bucket and threw him at Discord, making a perfect hit…
>But he didn’t recoil from the pain, he didn’t even flinch. Instead, Discord stroked his white beard and rose an eyebrow “Hmmm, I have to give credit where credit is due, you my friend, are a replica of the highest level, that girl even managed to give you pony magic… and with the same magical signature that Anon has… I’m impressed to say the least”
>You stomped your hoof on the ground and yelled
“DISCORD! Stop messing around, will ya?! I’m not a replica, you big fish face!”
>”If you are indeed the real Anon and not a very well made replica…” Discord hovered towards you, narrowing his eyes in curiosity “Then answer me this… what is the name of the Power Pony card that Anon always get without fail?”

>>29450765
>What kind of question was that? Why would he- You know what? Is Discord, logic doesn’t apply to him… you better roll with his shenanigans or you will end up losing your mind
“Hundrum… I always get the same Hundrum’s card, I don’t know why or how, but every time that I buy a Power Ponies card pack, I always end up getting…”
>You sighed in frustration
“…Hundrum…I swear that something must be rigged, the frequency in which I get that lame card is statistically impossible”
>Discord chuckled and gave you that arrogant grin of his “Nothing is impossible when you have chaos magic on your side…”
“I guess so, but that still doesn’t expla-“
>Wait a gosh darn minute…
“So it is your fault that I never get the cards that I want?! Do you have any idea on how many bits I have spent on those, hoping that I would get something cool like Radiance?! Argh! DISCOOORD!”
>”Anon!” Discord happily exclaimed as he gave you a hug “What brings you to my chaos domains, boyo?! Oh, I know! You have finally given up with that harmony nonsense and instead decided on joining the cool guys! Well, you’re in luck because I think that maybe-”
“Stop with that Discord, we don’t have much time”
>You teleported away from your friend and looked at him, directly in the eyes
>”Our contraire! We have all the time in the world when it comes to chaos, in fact, I can think of many-“
“Discord, you know that I consider you a dear friend, and you’re also aware that I will stand for you no matter what, but please…”
>You felt your anxiety rising, you thought that every second that you wasted, was a second less for Equestria
“You have to listen to me… something very bad has happened…”
>Discord closed his eyes and shrugged “If it’s related to Eris, you can stop worrying now. No matter the beautiful showcase of chaos that she might done, it will disappear in about an hour or two, she’s a natural, I tell you… but that young devil still has a lot to learn if she desires to make her magic more stable”

>>29450980
Missing a chunk? I don't see where anon mentions changelings before Discord replies about changelings

Love that OP pic. Cute as heck. Still I feel pretty messed up after that last chapter. That adorable little guy turned pretty hard and...and...I don't know what to think anymore. Just hanging on.

Haven't read anything in this thread yet so don't get angry if I missed an inferno update.

Also sorry for letting the thread die. Woke up late for work then had meetings and couldn't bump.


Getting back to Erf. Wow, Chrissy, I would join your side if I could. You make it sound soo simple. Additionally Anon basically got BTFO'd in that exchange. He had nothing.

>>29450896
>You frantically shook your head and walked towards Discord
“No! I-I wished that it was something related to Eris… or you for that matter… I would at least know that there would be no danger… but Discord… this is much, much worse than just a small prank…”
>You took a deep breath for what you were going to say…
“It’s the changelings… they are planning to take over Equestria and-“
>”And Twilight will take care of that…” Discord interrupted you quickly… looking awfully serious “And before you start with your annoying questions… yes, I believe you… I don’t know how you got such information, and nor do I care… but you’re out of this…”
“But-“
>”But nothing…” Discord turned around, speaking with a somber, ominous voice “This is something far beyond your league, and while I may enjoy making you angry with my amazing chaotic shenanigans… I’m not going to let you get hurt… or worse, just because you wanted to pretend that you could take care of something that you are clearly NOT ready to face yet”
>You stomped your hoof on the ground and shook your head
“But the changelings are directly targeting Twilight! They will destroy her the moment that she tries to do something… and they will do the same to her friends!”
>”What?! Those little fools are planning to hurt…” Discord turned to you, his eyes… you had never seen him like this… with so much rage in his eyes “Fluttershy?!”
>You gulped and slowly nodded
“Yes… listen, I don’t know much, just that they have a conquest plan that involves getting rid of Twilight and the rest of the elements… and… getting rid of my family too…”
>He tapped his chin, speaking with a calmer tone ”And I suppose that you came to me, hoping that I would take them down before their little ploy comes to fruition…”

>>29451099
>Discord then shook his head and shrugged “I’m sorry but that simply won’t be possible… I do not have the slightest idea of where our buggy friends’ hive could be, I don’t have a clue on how that place might even look like and I don’t know any changeling either, and without any of that information… I’m afraid that I won’t be able to track them down…”
>You gave a sigh in relief… okay, Discord actually understood the gravity of the situation… okay… you can work your way out from here
“Then it’s a good thing that I wasn’t going to ask one of my dearest friends to risks his life like that, but you are right in something: We are direly lacking on information about the changelings… lucky for us, I have a plan to fix that problem…but I need you to let me take care of this…”
>”Oh, so you want to play the little negotiator then? Very well…” Discord shrugged and snapped his talons, teleporting the two of you to… Celestia’s study… “Let’s negotiate then… tell me my little prince… what are your demands?”
>You were sitting at your mom’s desk, while Discord was comfortably resting on the sofa, eating some weird black seeds.
>Huh… this chair was actually incredibly comfy, you wondered where- NO! This was no time for getting side tracked! Focus Anon, FOCUSSSS!
>You leaned forward and with a serious tone, spoke to your friend.
“First of all, I will need my saddlebag, the thermal glasses that I used the last time I went to that dimension, and of course, that inter-dimensional portal so I can visit Scrappy...”
>You sighed and dropped your head
“I don’t like the idea of visiting after such a long time just to get information out of him… it feels… wrong… but…”
>You looked back at Discord and narrowed your eyes
“This is something that needs to be done if we want to avoid that monster of Chrysalis to harm our loved ones.”

>>29451270
>”Very well…” Discord snapped his talons, making the black seeds to go away, then he got up from the sofa and gave you a stern look “In exchange, you will promise that no matter what, you shall keep yourself away from any kind of danger.”
“Deal”
>”Ah, Ah, Ah! I’m not done yet…” Despite his almost malicious expression, Discord’s tone was… actually he was keeping this serious… “You are also prohibited from having any kind of interaction with that world’s Anon. I know how big your pride is, and while it would be funny, the idea of starting an inter-dimensional conflict is too tiresome and… we have more important things to worry about than a bootleg copy of you”
>Hmmm… well, that wasn’t a problem either, it’s not like you were planning on talking to that allegedly jerk.
>You smiled at Discord and extended your right front hoof
“Very well my goat faced friend, we have ourselves a deal!”
>Before Discord shook your hood, he said one final thing “Before I agree… I have a final request…”
>You raised an eyebrow and asked with some confusion
“Uuuhh… sure… what is it?”
>With a snap of his talons, a golden window appeared in the middle of the room, and on the other side was that alternate Equestria… Scrappy’s home…
>Discord then gave you a worried look ”Take care, alright? If you sense any danger, tap that necklace of yours and I will pull you out of that dimension immediately…”
“My necklace? But I left it in my room…”
>Discord rolled his eyes and pointed to your chest. You looked down and… HOLY SCIENCE! You were wearing your necklace… this was creepy and awesome at the same time… like… creepawesome… yeah… you will work on that…
>Okay, you were set to go, the portal was there, the thermal goggles were on your saddlebag, you had now a way to tell Discord to pull you out… hmmm… what was missing?
“Okay… before I jump in… give me a minute, alright? I need to think through on how I will handle this…”

>>29451277
>Discord nodded and sat on the couch ”Take all the time you want, my little prince… just remember that the clock is ticking”
“Yeah, yeah! I know that! Just… I need to think on how I will cover some details, aright?!”
>You were going to see Scrappy… and you needed to get crucial information from him about the hive that he’s supposed to be captain of… gosh darn… you will need to trick the poor guy
>But how? Yeah, Scrappy wasn’t very smart, but you highly doubt that he wouldn’t get suspicious if you bluntly asked him the type of questions that you had in mind.
>Hmmmm… now that you remember your meeting with him… he tried and failed to “destroy you to return the honor of his Queen” or something… maybe… maybe you could use that loyalty of his in your favor…
>Maybe… you could…. Hmmmm?
>While you were trying to come up with a plan of action, your eyes took notice of the chessboard that was still lying on the ground…
>Chess… a game based on military strategy… and Scrappy was a captain… which is a military rank… plus, it seemed that he enjoyed fighting if that meant making that monster that he calls Queen proud…
>Okay… this plan may work… it was a risky bet… but it was the best you had.
>You got up from the chair and using a levitation spell, you put the chessboard in your saddlebag. Then you walked to the window and said to Discord
“Alright… I’m ready…”
>”Very well…” Discord snapped his talons, making the window to open, revealing the cutie mark crusaders’ clubhouse in Sweet Apple Acres… it still was daytime in that dimension, the birds were singing, and your mom’s sun was bathing everything with its beautiful light…
>When you took a step forward, Discord’s voice stopped you “And remember, you must avoid any kind of danger. There aren’t many ponies that I can call my friends, and I don’t want to go through the hassle of finding a replacement … especially for a friend that I somewhat care about.”
>You let out a chuckle and turned to Discord with a smug grin

>>29451282
“Not like you would ever be able to find someone else like me, OH! Before I forget it, Eris had a message for you… “I beat your old butt again, Daddy-O…””
>A tear ran down Discord’s face as he sniffled “That girl always find the way to make me proud…”
>With a whole heartedly laugh, you step on the window and get into the alternate dimension.
>The moment you land on the ground, you teleport to a nearby bush and take out the thermal glasses from your saddle bag. Better not waste any time by looking for him when you have these babies… but before you could do that…
“There you are…”
>You saw that little cute dog coming out from one the clubhouse windows, and he looked like he was in a hurry… but so were you…
>It was a shame that you couldn’t use the thermal glasses though… those things were awesome! Buuut… meh, this little coincidence has saved you a lot of time
>So using your magic, you grab the little dog and pull him to your position, all while the poor little guy yelled “Whoaaaaaaah!” as he looked at every direction, confused on what was going on…
>Hmmm… maybe you can add a little flare to this… instead of bringing Scrappy directly to you, you gently made him land on a nearby location to your hideout…
>Scrappy though… didn’t say a word, instead he got up on his four legs, growled and then started barking at every direction… and it was a pretty realistic barking if you had to be honest…
>So realistic, that you hesitated for a second if you didn’t mess this up… that is… until Scrappy started sniffing, tracking down the source of the magic like a hound dog would with his prey
>*Sniff* *Sniff* Scrappy barked… but then… he looked confused and finally spoke some words with a cautious tone “This amount of the love… how delicious it is… is… is it really you, other Anon?”

>>29451290
>Well, keeping with your little charade would be of very bad taste, so you decided to get out from your improvised hideout and reveal yourself
“I wasn’t aware that you could detect love… or the quantity and quality of it, but to answer your question my canine friend… yes, you are correct…”
>Scrappy froze on his place for a few seconds… but then his eyes opened wide, beaming with jow as he ran to you “Other Anooon! You are really heeere!”
>The little guy jumps and gives you a hug which you return wholeheartedly as you gently stroke his back and nuzzle your cheek on his head
“That’s right… how have you been, my friend?”
>”I’ve been doing great! Fantastic! I couldn’t be more happier! I have lots and lots of new friends and… whoah!” Scrappy broke the hug, looking down at your flank “You got a cutie mark!”
>You happily nodded and gave Scrappy a prideful smile
“Yup! I actually got it a few days after we met for the first time… can you guess what does it represent?”
>”Uuuuuhhhh….” The little guy took a closer look to your cutie mark, but he shook his head and gave you a happy, dumb look “Nope! That’s a cutie mark that I have never ever seen before in my life! So I have noooo idea what it means!”
“Well Scrappy, that’s because this is a very special cutie mark, it means that my special talent is harmony. But more than my talent, my cutie mark tells me that it is my responsibility as a Prince to bring hope and harmony to the hearts of every creature in Equestria”
>”Whoah! So it’s kinda like Master-“ Scrappy’s eyes opened wide as he started desperatly running in circles “I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT I WAS IN A HURRY!”
>You raised an eyebrow and gently stroke his head
“What is it? Is something wrong going on?”

>>29451290
It's happening!

>>29451297
>Scrappy slowly nodded and looked away from you “I-I’m sorry other Anon… b-but M-Master A-Applebloom’s classes will be over in a few moments, a-and it is my duty as her loyal pet to always wait for her at the school… b-but you’re also here…a-and…”
“Wait, wait, slow down there mate… did you say, Master… Applebloom?”
>After you mentioned that name, Scrappy’s sadness went away in a nanosecond, replaced by an overwhelming joy.
>The little guy nodded frantically and even made a happy bark before saying cheerfully “That’s right! She’s the most amazing filly! She makes me feel all these fuzzy feelings in my little chest!
>”A-And… well…” Scrappy lowered his head once more, letting out a little whimper… man he really got better at the whole dog thing “I-I have to go and do my duty as her faithful pet…”
>You let out a sigh and stroke the little guy once more
“Well mate, I certainly understand your urgency on fulfilling your duties. I’m even going to say that is quite admirable… but… I don’t think that Miss Applebloom will get mad at you, or consider you less if you explain her why you weren’t able to meet her at school today…”
>Scrappy looked at you with hopeful eyes and asked with a similar tone “Y-You… think so?”
>You let out a chuckle and nodded
“I know so… you see mate, I’m actually friends with Applebloom, well… AN Applebloom…. Little yellowish filly with a cute red bow on her mane, she liked potion making and is also quite good at it, right?”
>”Yes!” Scrappy cheerfully nodded “That’s my Master Applebloom!”
“Then I’m sure that she won’t mind, if your Master is anything like the one of my world, then I can safely say that she deeply cares about friendship. So I don’t see how she would get angry at you if you skipped your duties, just because you wanted to spend a little time with a friend that you haven’t seen in quite some time…”

>>29451305
>Scrappy rubbed his chin, thinking hard about what you just said ”Hmmmm….” Then he nodded and started waving his tail back and forth “Okay! I like how you think Other Anon, I almost wish that I didn’t have to destroy you!”
>Yes… seems like your little plan might work after all
“So… you still want to take me down, huh?”
>”Mmmhmm! And let me tell you!” Scrappy then adopted an attack position, cutely growling at you “Thanks to Master’s Applebloom training, I have gotten much, MUCH better! So prepare to meet your doom, other Anon! I mean…
>”… if you really want to fight” Huh… why was he looking so conflicted all of the sudden?
>You sighed and shrugged
“Actually Scrappy… why not? Let us fight once more…”
>The little guy cackled manically and charged at you ”Hah! Hah! That was a dumb move, other Anon! For I, Scrappy, Captain of the changeling hi-“
>But you quickly casted a spell shield, making him to bounce off of it and fall on his back
“Scrappy, Scrappy….”
>You shook your head and gave the little guy a smug grin
“As a high ranked officer, you need to learn what class and humility are… I know that you are the Captain of the changeling hive, and you know that I’m the Prince of Equestria. There’s no need to mud our titles by announcing them in redundant situations”
>You gently grabbed him with your magic and placed Scrappy his four legs. You dispelled the shield, and with a dismissive tone said
“Now, try again”
>”Fine!” Scrappy charged at you, yelling ”For the Queeeeeeeee- Wha?!”But of course, using a very simple spell, you stopped his little attack “Hey! Not fair!” He then started barking at you “Let me go so I can destroy you!”
“Scrappy, Scrappy…”
>You used a levitation spell to bring Scrappy closer to you, then you gave him a disappointed look
“I can’t believe it. You are about to attack a member of royalty and you don’t even want to follow the proper protocols… I mean, you knew that you had to ask me about what kind of duel I wanted to engage on, right?”

>>29451313
>”N-No…” Scrappy looked at you with concern and replied with a worried tone ”Sorry… Errr… soo… how would you like to get destroyed, Other Anon?”
“Well my friend… given that you are a Captain, then I must deduce that you are a master strategist, someone who can clearly come up with the most complex, clever and intelligent solutions for even the hardest problems…”
>”Well…” Scrappy chuckled “The Queen didn’t give me this title just so she could make that dumb ex-captain mad, you know?”
“I’m fully aware of that, my friend… that is why I thought that instead of battling like a pair of brutes… it would be more interesting if we took our fight to a higher plane, to have a battle of minds instead of a battle of brawn”
>Scrappy just gave you that happy dumb look of before and said ”I didn’t understand a word that you said… but okay!”
>Using your magic, you took the chessboard out of your saddlebag and placed it on the ground.
“Tell me my friend… do you know what chess is?”
>But Scrappy response was a confused “Uuuuuh…”
>YES! Now that was what you call luck! You are now sure that the plan will work, no matter what…
“You see Scrappy, what you have before you, it’s called a chessboard…”
>With your magic, you set up the entire chessboard. Giving yourself the white pieces while Scrappy had the black ones
“And it will serve as our battlefield for today. Now, as you can see, you have a set of pieces, these will be your army, and your objective is to protect the king of said army… if you capture my king, you win, same goes for me, if I capture your king, then it’s game over for you my friend…”
>”Wait…” Scrappy scratched his head “so that means… that I won’t have to actually destroy you?”
>You nodded

>>29451320
“Technically that is correct, this is not a battle to the death. Instead, these fights will seek to destroy the other’s strategy. You seek to restore your Queen’s honor, right? Then this is the best way to do it, by fighting in a battle of chess to humiliate my intelligence. You won’t find a better way to bring glory and honor to your beloved Queen than this”
>”Yay!” Scrappy cheerfully exclaimed “You really have a big brain, Other Anon! Now my Queen’s honor shall be restored AND I won’t have to destroy you…This is the greatest thing in the world! I-I mean…”
>He cleared his throat and yelled in a triumphant tone ”HAH! You have made another dumb move, Other Anon! Because I’m not only the best dog ever! I’m also the best changeling that my Queen has! And capturing is the best that changelings do! So that means that I will be the best at this game!”
>You dispelled the freezing spell, allowing Scrappy to move again
“So I take that you have accepted my proposition, correct?”
>Scrappy nodded ”Yup! Let’s start with your humi-“
“Wait…”
>”What?! The Queen’s honor can’t wait!
“There are some rules that need to be followed if we are about to engage in a battle of chess, as well as some conditions for the winner…”
>Scrappy rolled his eyes and growled “Aaaaah! Then say them now! I want to destroy you in this non-battle to the death!”
>You chuckled at that… this guy was a lot of fun…
“First of all, to eliminate the possibility of a strategy destroying the other by pure luck, we are going to fight several battles of chess. Not only that, if you win a battle, then you are free to land a hit on me, I won’t even pull up a shield to defend myself…. But if I win… then you will have to answer a question with honesty, is that clear?”
>You then explained Scrappy the rules of chess, making sure that he understood everything. And when you were done, you asked
“…And that’s the basic gist of it. Are you ready?”

>>29451324
>”Yes, Yes, Yes” Scrappy nodded frantically “Let’s begin with your destruction, AHAHAHAH!”
>The first match didn’t even get to last five minutes. You beat Scrappy so fast that he couldn’t understand what just happened “H-Hey… How…”
“Your defense is super flimsy that you basically begged me to capture your king… good job on protecting your Queen though…”
>”Of course!” Scrappy patted his chest with pride in his eyes “Protecting the Queen is what I was created for!”
>Heavens… why did he have to be at the service of such monster? Why? This guy was so innocent, so happy… hnng… focus Anon… you have to get the information that you need…
“… Anyways, first question… What are the specifics of the relationship between this world’s Anon and the changelings?”
>”Huh?!” Scrappy tilted his head in confusion “Why do want to know that, Other Anon?”
“I’m… just curious…”
>Scrappy then got up and gave you a look of concern “I can tell that you are worried, you know? That’s something that changelings can do, we can detect feelings. Tell me, Other Anon, is something wrong? I can… No, I WILL help you with whatever thing is troubling you, that’s what Master Applebloom would want me to do!”
“….”
>He already caught you… dang… you are not a very good liar, are you? Hmmm… but you can’t simply tell him the truth either… he won’t help you out if you tell him that you are trying to stop the alternate version of his Queen from conquering Equestria…
>Scrappy walked to you and placed his paw on your left front hoof “Other Anon?”
>Wait! The Queen! Maybe if you remove that variable from the equation… heavens, please make this work!
“Scrappy… I… I have to confess you something… in my world… the changelings are very different from what you are used to. They overthrown their Queen and are planning to conquer my Equestria… and not only that… they have caught wind on this dimension too, so after conquering my world, they want to move on with yours…”
”

>>29451330
>”Whaaaaaaat?! Those… THOSE!” Scrappy’s eyes became filled with anger “THOSE TRAITORS! I SHALL DESTROY THEM ALL FOR DARING TO OPPOSE THE QUEEN!”
“I’m sorry my friend, but that won’t be possible..”
>”What?!” Scrappy protested “But why?!”
>You supposed that the guilt that was consuming you for lying in such a blatant way was also helping to fool your friend… gosh… you felt like dirt…
“Because… you have your responsibilities, I have mine. Remember that I’m a Prince, so this is a matter that I have to take care of on my own… the only think that I ask… is that you answer my questions… that is the only way that I can take care of these scumbags. Besides we don’t know how long that would take, think Scrappy… How your Master Applebloom would feel if you left her for a long period time?”
>”She…well….” Scrappy sighed “Alright, Other Anon… you win this one… But you better destroy those traitors, understand?!”
>You patted Scrappy’s head and gave him a warm smile
“I promise… now, as for my question…”
>”Right…” Scrappy returned to his position at the other side of the chessboard “My Anon is… well… I think that he’s supposed to be Discord’s son, or partner… or something like that, point is, they are super close. Discord even gave Anon this horn that can basically do anything! And that Anon is also the Queen’s best friend, she even wants to convince Anon to join the hive… but that idiot always refuses! He brings shame to the Queen when he tells her that he doesn’t want to join her and become one of the hive! And he also disrespects her in other ways too! He wants to change her! And for that, Anon must be destroyed so the Queen’s honor can be restored…”
>A horn that when put can do anything… so that means that this has to be an artifact that holds chaos magic… WAIT! WHY YOUR DISCORD NEVER GAVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOU?! THAT JERK ONLY GAVE YOU THOSE LAME HUNDRUM CARDS! DISCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!

>>29451338
>Ugh… Anyways… So that guy is trying to reform Chrysalis then? Was that even possible? Could that monster be tamed? What lead him to try such thing? Maybe he wasn’t a jerk… maybe he was just dumb… but…
>But, you wished him luck in this task, as insane as it might be… you hoped that he ended up being successful…
“Very well… I think that was a dead end… what do you say if we fight another battle of chess, my friend?”
>Scrappy nodded and exclaimed happily ”YAY!”
>…But just like before, the match was very short lived, making Scrappy to drop his head and whimper
>You gave your friend a kind smile and stroke the back of his neck
“Hey… don’t be sad, you actually improved this time. You just have to understand that every piece is important, and that every move counts…”
>Scrappy’s left hinder leg started to move as he said “Alright… I think that I get it now, Other Anon… but… uuuhhh… you won, sooooo”
“Yeah… I have to ask you a question… say Scrappy, what can you tell me about your home?”
>”Eeeeh…” Scrappy scratched his head “Do you mean Discord’s basement or my real, actual home?”
>Discord’s basement? You had your own set of questions for that too… but those will have to wait… even then, it was easy to deduce that the changelings living in Discord’s home might have been a fundamental factor on this Anon becoming friends with Chrysalis…
“… I’m curious about the Discord part, but… please tell me everything that you can about your real home…”
>”Well…” Scrappy let out a melancholic sigh “The real hive is located in the badlands, and it’s a huge, menacing tower of pure evilness! We used to live there under the watch of our Queen, who reigned supreme from her ancient anti-magic throne!”
>You raised an eyebrow and looked at Scrappy with caution
“Am I… hearing right? Did you just say… an anti-magic throne? Is that thing even possible?”

>>29451347
>”Yuuuup!” Scrappy happily nodded “That throne nullifies all kinds of magic, and I mean ALL kinds of magic! The Queen even says that it can nullify Discord’s chaos magic, can you believe it! That way, only changeling magic can be used inside the hive! And not only that! The hive’s doors are always changing! Just imagine, if somepony is dumb enough to enter the Queen’s domains, then he will get lost and meet his doom! Mwahahahaha!”
>Thank the heavens that Discord couldn’t teleport to the hive… if what Scrappy said was true… then he would have gotten captured….
>You have a lot to think about the changeling hive… but time is running short… you have to move on…
“That… sounds impressive mate… but…”
>You took a deep breath and the gave Scrappy a little smug smirk
“But you need to do a lot better than that if you actually want to impress ME. So bring it on, my friend! Time for another battle of chess!”
>Scrappy returned you a defiant look as he chuckled ”You shall be defeated, Other Anon!”
>And this time, the match lasted longer, it was clear that Scrappy had gotten better… but in the end, he was no match for you…
>”Awww, come oooooon! You are the one who is supposed to be destroyed by the humiliation of defeat, not me!”
>You shrugged and with an arrogant smirk proclaimed
“You should spend less time trying to pick every single piece of my army and instead focus on taking down my king, but, enough with advices…. Tell me Scrappy, does the name Thorax rings any bells to you?”
>”Oh, that coward? Yeah, the Queen actually tasked me and Anon to take care of him yesterday”
>You leaned forward and asked with amazement
“What, really? Those are great news then! Tell me everything that you know about him, please!"

>>29451360
>”Meh…” Scrappy shrugged “There’s not much to say about him, he’s a coward and a traitor. After we failed our Queen at the Canterlot invasion, Thorax escaped, claiming that he didn’t want to be evil anymore… then Anon, me and my new friendenemmy, Princess Luna found him in a hill nearby the Crystal Empire…”
“Wait… My mom… I mean, Luna is your friend? A-And what did she do with Thorax?”
>”Yeah!” Scrappy nodded “We even had “cuddle-times!” as for Thorax… that coward told her that he didn’t want to be evil anymore and Princess Luna believed him, and they become friends… then Anon and I told the Queen that we destroyed Thorax…” Scrappy then looked at every direction, his face was displaying nervousness “But please don’t tell anypony that I lied to the Queen!”
>You nodded and made a zip it motion
“Your secret is safe with me, my friend… so that Thorax… are you sure that he’s not evil?”
>”Thanks, Other Anon! And…” Scrappy rolled his eyes “Yeah, that Thorax is such a coward that he wouldn’t be able to hurt anypony even if he tried to…”
>A changeling that was good… and your alternate mom became friends with him… hmmmm… you had to get to your world’s Thorax before the changelings then… not only because he represented an enormous advantage… but also because you can’t let an honesty good pony to get destroyed.
>Okay… this is all the information that you needed… hmmmm… but you couldn’t go just like that, could you?
“Very well my friend… I have to thanks you for all the information that you have given to me… but sadly, time is running short, so we shall end our battles after this game, alright?”
>”Awwwwww….” Scrappy… dang, he actually looked sad “Do you really have to go? Is it… Is it because you think I’m evil too?”
“What? Why would I ever think that?”

>>29451364
>”It’s just that… I have been getting these feelings lately... I like being Master Applebloom’s pet, you know? It makes me feel happy, and… not hungry… but I also have to obey the Queen’s orders…. But when I do those… then my pony friends and Master’s Applebloom get sad… and then I get sad… that’s why I always tell them what my Queen’s plan are… to make them happy, and I don’t tell the Queen that my pony friends know that to make her happy… but lately… I… I have been having troubles with keeping them happy… and I feel this pain in my chest… I-I don’t know… I thought that you wanted to go because you believe that I’m evil too…. And you don’t want to be my friend anymore…”
“Scrappy…”
>Using your magic, you brought Scrappy to you and gave him a warm hug…
“I would never do that… I would never want to stop being your friend, alright? I don’t look at you like an evil changeling, I look at you like a brave captain who is just trying to find his place in the world. And that my friend, is not an easy task… but is something that everyone must do at some point in their lives. I don’t know the exact details on your situation, but I can at least give you this piece of advice: Follow your heart and continue sharing the magic that friendship and harmony are with your dear Applebloom….”
>Scrappy gently nuzzled his head under your chin and whispered ”O-Okay… I… I will try…”
>You then gently placed Scrappy on the other said of the chessboard and said with a kind voice
“Are you ready for our last battle, my friend?”
>Scrappy didn’t answer this time, he wiped away a couple tears that formed on his eyes and nodded.
>And this time… just to let him have this moment… just to show your friendship… you let Scrappy win

>>29451377
>But he didn’t jump in glee like you hoped to… he just started at the chessboard with a sorrowful face
>You walked to Scrappy and gave him a warm look
“Seems like my advices worked out, huh? And as promised, you can take a hit on me. Don’t worry, I’m a Prince, so I will stay true to my word and endure your mighty blow…”
>Scrappy didn’t answer… his attention was still fixated on the chessboard
>You tilted your head in confusion and asked with a soft tone
“Scrappy? Is there something wrong, my friend? Isn’t this what you wanted? To finally land a hit on me and restore your Queen’s honor?”
>”I… I… I want to ask you something”
>You smiled and nodded
“Sure… After all, you won, it is only fair that you get to ask a question too…”
>Scrappy then looked up to you… he was crying “When are you coming back?”
>Those words… how he said them… you couldn’t help but to hug your friend once more, and gently stroke the back of his head
“I’m afraid that I don’t know the answer to that question, my friend. But always remember this: No matter what, you will always be my dear friend. I won’t ever forget you, and I hope that you don’t forget me either…. And if you ever miss me…”
>You broke the hug and pointed to the chessboard
“You can always use that chessboard to remember me. You can even use it to have fun with your Master Applebloom and her friends in sparring matches. After all, the beauty of chess is that it can be both a battle and a simple fun game to pass time…”
>You tapped your necklace, making the window to your dimension to instantly appear behind you
“But for now… for now I will have to say my goodbyes… have a good life, Scrappy. And remember my advice… follow your heart and share your friendship with your loved ones…”

>>29451384
>You walk to the portal and open the window, but before you could make the jump to your dimension…
>”WAIT!” That voice… so this world also had a version of her…
>You turned around and saw this world’s Sweetie Belle standing at Scrappy’s side, she then yelled a question to you “A-Are you… that other Anon?”
>You stood proud and gave this Sweetie Belle the most powerful look that you could think of, the only look that could do justice to your title of Prince: A smile as warm as Celestia’s, and eyes as kind as Luna’s…
“Indeed I am… but sadly, my time in this dimension has run out. Such a shame, I would have enjoyed a pleasant tea party with a dear friend like yourself… with that said, it is nice to see that no matter the dimension, you remain as beautiful as ever, Miss Belle…”
>Sweetie Belle’s mouth was open wide, her eyes fixated on you and her face… red like a tomato…
>But before she could ask any other question, you stepped into the portal and hopped back to your dimension…


And that's it! Now, I know about the typos, especially with Scrappy... but I got a couple bottles of brandi and things just got a little drunk... but I promise that I will fix all in the pastebin.

But please, do not get discouraged from posting your thoughts, opinions and criticism. I highly value your comments about my story. Have a good night, my dear anons!

>You wait for Chrysalis to leave, contemplating on her words.
>Sure ponies could be annoying sometimes, and ok, they tend to be a lot more exaggerated in their machinations. And as nice as she made rulership sound. You couldn't do it. You weren't living for everyone in the world. You lived on for the life you had, and for the friends and family you made here.
>You just had to keep that in mind.
>And yeah, oh man, she better clench her bughole tight because she's going to be in for a wild ride tonight.
>After you were sure she was gone. You went into your room. As you neared the portal door. Your ears rang from the very very soft noise of screeching and anger. You looked over to the blinds, and walked over to them.
>You raised them
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The X-Captain screeched neverending
>You decided to close the blinds, then raise them...then close them...then raise them. close,raise,close,raise,close,raise,close and raise. It was actually kind of fun.
>But you didn't have time to do this all day. School was waiting for you.
>You headed out through the portal.
>Now, all you had to was walk from City Hall to School..easy peasy.
>And so far, a nice trek, and you weren't late yet it seemed. the last of the foals seemed to be piling into the schoolhouse.
>And then....
>"Annnnnonnn!" You hear from behind you.
>That commanding voice...
>You slowly turn around with a gulp. Because no doubt...she heard about your exploits.
>Diamond Tiara rushed up to you, stopped, and gave you an angry scrunchy face.
"D-damond Tiara? W-what's up?"
>"Anon! How could you! How could you not tell me you went into another Equestria!" She gasped "You didn't try romancing another version of me did you! Or maybe...another version of somepony else!?"

>>29451710
>O-oh god. OF ALL THE THINGS?! THAT'S WHAT WORRIED HER!?
"N-No! I didn't. I was there purely for saving the world reasons. Truth be told..I didn't even run into you"
>"Oh...wait...YOU DIDN'T EVEN RUN INTO ME?!" This seemed to make her even angrier "SO YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO SEE HOW THE OTHER ME IS LIKE?!"
>Gyah geez! You nearly fell back from her random anger.
"Woah woah, didn't you not want me meeting the other you?!"
>"I didn't say that! I said romancing. You didn't even try to see what the other me was like?" She asked, eager to know.
>How is it the fact that you traveled dimensions in the first place not phase her?
"Uhm, erm..."
>There was also the fact that it was a rather sad tale about all that.
"About that..uhm..look, Diamond, wouldn't you want to ask about what I did there instead? It's er..pretty heroic"
>Diamond rolled her eyes at you "I know, I've heard. But you didn't do all that for that other me right? Or somepony else?" The hell, did she really think you were romancing someone else on the side?
"D-diamond, as I said. I didn't run into another you. I didn't do any romancing whatsoever...trust me. It was just work."
>"Oh..good. But, why didn't you go see what the other me was like? I would have gone to see what the other you would have looked like if I went. You know, to see how things would be there." She was just wondering, of course, why you didn't get curious about her at all. even if that wasn't the case.
>And then there was that mention of another you. You hoped she never learned he was a prince....
>How to answer this...
>Might as well be straight about it...
"Look, Diamond. I'm just going to say this. The reason I didn't see you? Really...it's very very sad. I don't think you'd want to hear about it. Especially before school. You wouldn't like it.."
>"Oh really?" She sits down and crosses her front legs as she looks at you with a hard stare "Try me..."
"D-diamond, I'm serious, you re-"

>>29451824
>"T-r-y...m-e" She sits there. staring at you with with a rock solid expression.
>You sigh..
"C'mon Diamond, I'm serious.,,"
>"So am I. Considering you never told me anything about it. So, c'mon..tell me. I want to know!" She was being so demanding.
>Ugh...what could you do? You didn't want to lie to her.
>You sat down...and prepared yourself for the inevitable tears.
"Diamond, I didn't see you because I couldn't find you. I found your dad. He...well..he lost everything. Including you. He was looking for you. Before I left, I asked that version of Celestia to help him find you and your mom. Because they were out there somewhere...and thats it..that's why"
>"......" Diamond's expression started to crack, she started to tear up, and she moved close to you and fell into your forelegs. sobbing. "T-that's s-so sad! n-ngh..A-anon...y-you really are a h-hero. You defeated those evil kings, and then asked the princess to personally help my Dad..Daddy...mngh" She was crying harder "Mother..I..don't want that to happen..."
>You hold her tight and hug into her, gently rubbing her back.
"It's ok Diamond. Everything will be ok for that other you and your other mom. I promise..."
>"D-do you think..she'll ever meet the other you, do you think Daddy will find her? I just want them to be happy too" She was totally..not prepared for this.
"I'm sure, one hundred percent. You can trust me..."
>"I-I know I can...." She was nuzzling into you now. feeling calmer just from your words. "I can't wait to get married...there's nopony else that's like you Anon. you're the greatest"
>awwwww....
"I can't wait either Diamond..."
>And then..the bell began to ring
"Oh geez! And neither can school! We're gonna be late!"

>>29451863
>"Hrn?! I almost forgot! Ogh, Mother and Daddy would be upset at me if I was late now! Not after picking out maids! Grrr!" She growled, and using her sudden herculean earthpony like strength. She started shoving you at breakneck pace into the schoolhouse and into the classroom. "HANG ON!"
"W-WHA-WO-WHA-DIA-GYAH!"
>What the fuck?! Where did she get all this power?!
>Before you knew it. You were getting slammed into your seat as Diamond quickly rushed over to hers. Sat down, and smiled brightly.
>Cheerilee was busy writing something on the board. When she turned around. She assumed everyone was there on time.
>Were you there? You had to take a few looks around to make sure everything was what it was because that was so fast and sudden. you didn't even know.
>Even weirder, the CMC were looking at you oddly. Especially Sweetie Belle....what the fuck was that about?

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Its a cool edit if you seen Fate/TypeMoon games or anime.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3qSNC_FxuQ

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>>29449802
Shame Discord won't appear in the movie and Fluttershy will be probably reduced to comment on some random critters from time to time.

The cat furry might become a love interest, though. Not Fluttershy but i could see him trying to score with Rarity or Twilight.

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Discord-from-My-Little-Pony:-Friendship-Is-Magic

>>29451878
>"Good morning class!" Cheerilee said with her usual welcoming smile
>"Good morning Miss Cheerileee" Said the entire class, as usual.
>"I hope you're all ready to learn today my little ponies. And have some fun too. Because today, we're going to be learning about the importance of Cloudsdale's team of pegasi and such things like their Rainbow Factory. Now, I know you little pegasus ponies think you know everything there is to know. But trust me, there's actually a lot of things to go over. and before anypony raises their hooves. Yes, I know it doesn't seem important for earth ponies and unicorns to learn these things. But it actually is. Learning how they bring us winter, control the weather, and move clouds about is something everypony needs to learn. Otherwise, we'd never come to understand why it's so important. And if we didn't understand why it was important, then nopony would care. And then the whole system would fall apart. But first....homework please!"
>Homework?! AHH SHIT!
>...you were the only one who didn't do it. Even Snips and Snails did it.
>And Cheerilee noticed...
>She noticed, but she wasn't going to rudely call you out in front of the class. Sos he stayed silent. and thanks everyone for their hard work.
>Dammit,,,
>Well..it shouldn't be too bad. Your grade shouldn't be impacted too hard.
>Cheerilee then went into the lesson. It was...everything you expected You still felt bad over not doing your homework.
>It was a long lesson too, one you were expected to write notes on. Since there was some things you didn't know about that wasn't explained in the show. You took extra care in writing it down..

>>29451971

>When Recess hit. Everyone went out to do their normal things. at lunch, play, and chat.
>The CMC seemed especially eager to want to talk to you. But were immediately blocked by Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon once you stepped outside.
>Hell, some of the other students seemed eager themselves. But after yesterday. They were forcing themselves to try to respect your space, yet still watching to see what happens.
>"Anon...so, I want to ask you something. It's been bothering me since class started.." Diamond Tiara was looking pretty shy.
>Silver Spoon giggled about whatever it was and cheered Diamond on "C'mon! You can do it! Like, I bet he has just the right answer!"
>...wut?
"Erm, what's wrong Diamond?"
>"Well..." She hesitated for a moment as she blushed "I was wondering...if maybe..."
>She came up to you, and whispered in your ear "Have a pretend wedding? maybe?"
>.....wut??!?!?!?!
"U-um, a...what?"
>"Oh, he totally heard you Diamond Tiara. Look! He's blushing! He's saying yes in his head! Aweeesssoommee!" Silver Spoon was already getting super excited about it.
>"...do you Anon?...you don't have to say now.." Diamond Tiara looked around at the rest of the class that circled around you. she slowly went up to you, and whispered in your ear "Tell me after school"
>You were definitely blushing. Faux marriage? oh good lord. What could that even possibly entail? It seemed too much and yet...your heart was thumping. You WANTED to try it. For her...you'd do it.
>"Oh, and the rest of you? BACK OFF!" Diamond Tiara commanded with forceful vigor "THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! GOT IT?!"
>W-woah. That was startling. Startling enough that the class backed down. and went off to do their own thing.

>>29452053
>"Well Anon. I'm going to go plan things out with Silver Spoon..don't you DARE try to listen in. I want it all to be a surprise. hrnnn.." She looked around, and noticed the CMC still looking. "Oh! Why don't you go hang out with Applebloom and her friends" She snickers at you as she looks at you dreamily "Maybe you all can try to figure out how our wedding is going to go, that can be fun"
>She almost risked a kiss. But with it being so open around.the area and some ponies still taking glances. She didn't want to embarrass you. So she and Silver Spoon just walked off.
>And so, you went off to the CMC. To find out what they wanted.
"Hey girls, what's up, you've all beeDLFDS'K"
>Scootaloo slaps her hoof on your mouth. "Shhh!"
>"Anon, we can't talk here, follow us" Applebloom motions to step far enough away from the schoolhouse that the other ponies decide not to follow.
>"Ok, now Scootaloo" Applebloom nods
>Scootaloo removes her hoof. She held it there the entire walk. It was annoying. But sheesh, whatever it was. It made all three of them look pretty damn worried or something.
"Ok..so does somepony want to tell me what's going on? don't tell me this has to do with Chrysalis"
>Yeah, they were acting weird enough for you to worry.
>"Actuallly.......it has to do with Scrappy." Scootaloo says, looking about to make sure no one was around to hear.
>Scrappy? wut?
"Oh, does this have to do with him not being there after school? Let me guess...it's something to do with him and Chrysalis then."
>They all shook her head. You noticed Sweetie Belle was acting kinda blushy in your presence....wut?
>"Anon, look, ahm gonna be straight with ya. Scrappy ran into that other you again." Applebloom explains
>............wut?!
>Nooo. That can't be true.

>>29452100
>You could feel old feelings well up. Old feelings you thought you came to terms with and put to bed.
>And yet, you felt some anger? Was it just because of him existing? Him being so smug that he could just hop dimensions?..or did he..
"...Please don't tell me he attacked Scrappy..I swear, if he touched one-"
>"No, No! It's f-fine Anon..r-really!" Sweetie Belle put her hoof on you, then blushed and turned away as she pulled back.
>...wut?
"....uhhhhhhhhhhhh...what's going on? Sweetie Belle...why are you acting weird?"
>"oh boy Anon, you're gonna want to sit down for this one. It's all kinds of crazy." Scootaloo warns you, she looked concerned. They all did.
>And so you sat...totally unprepared for what they were about to tell you.

>>29451824
You know Anon and DT relationship is going deep when she fights for nonsense stuff
Girls, man

>>29451895
Mane 6 isnt having a love interest after the Flash fiasco

>>29451710
Grammar aside, this was an incredibly adorable update. First of all, we have Discord. It is now obvious that he deeply cares about PhD, and it is actually different from erfanon. So different, that it makes me think that Discord can't see PhD as anything other than an actual little colt who he must protect and take care of.

Gotta love how nice the friendship is between Scrappy and PhD to the point where the changeling felt devastated when the smug prince had to go.

I found interesting that PhD never stopped feeling conflicted about lying to Scrappy while at the same time he enjoyed their "fights". AND MY DREAM FINALLY CAME TRUE. No only that, it was actually very well done.

PhD made Sweetie Belle's heart to skip a beat by acting like what he is. A prince, and he made tgat clear by giving SB two things that only the true heir to the throne of Equestria could do, a smile as warm as the sun and a glaze as soothing and calm as the starry night sky.

>>29451895
I'm going to be honest with you, Fluttercord fag. If I was the guy in charge, probably I'd use the movie as a way to have FS and Discord finally becoming a thing.

It would serve two purposes, one, that would serve to give a heart to the story and interesting sub-plots for everyone while at the same time it would feel rewarding for long time fans... I would also try to keep it simple, focus on the mane 6 and their own character archs...

I understand that plots for cartoon movies usually need to be this big, epic thing where a super evil and powerful villain comes, but that is just stupid and not really that special, we have a big bad guy to defeat at every season premiere and finale. The movie will be just a bigger SF if it goes for that route

A smaller scaled but personal adventure for the mane 6 would be better IMO, gives the opportunity for more creative and interesting story telling and actual character archs and development.

>>29452975
Glad that you liked the update essay anon! Thanks for the great analysis. And yes, I wanted for PhD to really feel like a Prince to both Scrappy and SB.

>Sweetie Belle now has the hots for Anon just because he vaguely reminds her of PhD

>PhD using his pussy magnet powers on sweetie belle
All of my keks

>Two great updates
>no posts
Goddamn guys

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>>29441455
Chrysalis and anon butting heads again over their mutual desire of conquest of the other is always fun, with the backdrop Anon is about to drop one on here all the more amusing
>>29452106
Heh, DT's infatuation and Sweetie Belle so love struck she's getting the lady boners off the mirage of PhD in Anon-- wahahahahaah, and smooth integration of what Elo just did. And now anon has five charges that day, not two. Shit be lit for party night.

>>29451398
And of that, delicious update there Elo, the thick plot thickens all the more as PhD now has a target in the faggit prime, Thorax.

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>>29453052
THe problem is that McCarthy wrote the movie so it's probably going to end like Twilight Kingdom but minus Discord. And with more focus on OC's like that edgelord.

>>29455091
Did you like the Sunset from that anime intro parody?

>>29451889

>>29452106
wew

>>29455136
Yeah and it sucks because as I said, thereiis actually nothing especial on a new big, bad guy that the mane 6 has to defeat in order to save the day. We already have a whole gallery of those.

If I could make the movie MY way, I probably would do something similar to"O brother, where art thou?" from the Coen Brothers. A whimsical, fun adventure across Equestria, where the little adventures and set pieces serve to the development of the characters and their interactions.

Movie wouldn't be about some epic adventure with an evil monster to destroy at the end in a spectacular battle, but rather to see six characters growing up as they learn more about themselves, the world they live in and their friendship.

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>>29455912
Thinking more about my idea... that movie could realky be something great in the right hands

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>Discord snaps his talons, a big ass motorcycle appearing in front of him and you in mid air. He puts on a space helmet as he mounts the motorcycle
>Motorcycle? Ehh… you were never good with any of those. You were afraid of those back in Mexico. That devil tool called a transport Discord just summoned could be a damn demon in disguise too
>Knowing him…
“Umm, do we have to-“
>Before you could talk to him, Discord hands you a dive helmet before you try to get in the motorcycle. ”Take this son, security first.”
>The dive helmet looked heavy from your point of view, but before you can hold it Discord uses his magic to make you wear it and… it doesn’t weights that much. Well, magic is fun to play with, he probably casted a spell that made this helmet lightweight
>You slowly get your ass up in the motorcycle and sit behind Discord’s seat. He pulls a security belt from nowhere and he uses it on him and one extra for you
>”You might be an adult in the other world, but here you are a colt and you need to be careful with that tiny body of yours. I’m not worrying about what you do with it, but as a father I need to fake worry.” He looked back at you and smiled slightly. “I’m still proud on the way you acted back there, for a second I saw a young reflection of myself… not that attractive, but you know.”
>Aww, that’s the first fatherly thing he has said this whole time to you. You know he’s proud but… damn that really touched your Mexican heart
>You grin at him and… part of you wanted to give him an affective hug. But you resist the urge and just smile while giving him the thanks
“Thanks da-“
>Discord snaps his talons while having a smirk; your security belt disappears and is replaced by an animal balloon
“Aa…ad?” You look at the animal balloon, it was a snake. Or… probably just a balloon. “What’s this?”

>>29457040

>”Well, you got your five seconds of security. Now hold tight on something!” He turned on the motorcycle; its sound could be heard in the whole damn forest. “I hope you have insurance! Here we go!”
>HE TRICKED YOU
>YOUR FEAR FOR MOTORCYCLES INTENSIFIES ONCE AGAIN
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA
“YOU SON OF A-“
>The motorcycle, instead of going forward, goes in reverse at the speed of light. You couldn’t feel anything for a second… but it didn’t last long enough for you to get to the cave of the Tree of Harmony
“AAAAAAAAaaaaa…. Aaa?” You were sweating and your eyes went wide, looking around as if you were in danger. You had suddenly flashbacks of Discord driving the taxi back in your world. “Aaa…. Aaa?”
>”Oh, snap out of it!” Discord slaps you in the back with his paw, making you fall from the motorcycle and into the ground of the cave, your face getting some dust as you were spacing still
>It took you a moment to stop yelling the same word and get yourself back in four hooves. Man, you just can’t ride motorcycles and don’t be afraid of them
>Stupid cheap but economic transport…
>The devil’s transport aka the motorcycle disappears and with it your helmet and Discord space helmet
>Discord dusts you off with his magic and carries you all the way to the Tree of Harmony that was mere inches away from where the motorcycle entered
>Man… second time here and this cave don’t stop to amaze you. The lightning, the peaceful silence, the sweet essence of lavender…
>”Ah… there it is…” Discord says moments after stop levitating your pony body, you eep as you touch the ground with your butt. “What a monument, isn’t it right, Anon?”
>He was right. The tree itself was a wonder of nature, or well, pony nature. Made of crystal, almost looked like a Christmas tree, despite the chaos outside… this cave remained untouched without any harm from Discord’s magic
“Yeah… is so big”
>That’s what she said

>>29457044

“So… what are we doing here, Discord? Are we going to do something related to those… what were they, elements of armory?”
>Discord brings his paw to the air and a click is heard from some part of the Tree of Harmony. “First of all, these are elements of harmony, no armory.” Slowly, one by one the stones that had shape of rupees come down near Discord. “And second, I’m going to experiment with this tree for a while… its energy disturbs me. If my calculations are correct, this tree is the fuel of this enchanted and peculiar forest”
>Oh, well, that should make sense. Still, the question remains
“If those… elements are the fuel of this forest, why are they rocks? Are they supposed to look like that? Or they ran out of juice?”
>Discord changes himself to a clown outfit, clown makeup and everything and started juggling the rocks that were so called the elements of harmony as he was talking to you. “What do you take me for? The god of answers? I’m the God of Chaos; I don’t even use logic to answer a question!” He stops juggling and all the elements were in one single pile on his claw, except for one that looked a bit broken that landed on the ground of the cave. “Anyway, you have any ideas what we should do with these? I was thinking on hiding them since one day, they could activate again and it could be a trouble for me”
>Hide the elements? Hmm… that sounded almost like Dragon ball Z. Hell, wouldn’t it be pretty cool if a dragon came out of those elements?
>Oh you got distracted. Hmm… some way to hide the elements
“Eh… let me think…”
>You look around the cave, not looking for something in specific, but to think. You were always good looking around and thinking… if you don’t have any creative idea, eh… it wouldn’t be that bad. You’d probably vote for hiding those elements too somewhere else

>>29457052

>As you were looking around you notice something golden flying around the cave. It was a tiny golden butterfly… majestic and- HEY! You bet that’s the same golden butterfly from before! Is it following you or something?
>Not caring about Discord waiting for an answer, you go near the butterfly, despite scaring you the other time. You were curious because, damn you have seen it a few times and seeing a golden butterfly from near is interesting. She was the perfect hue of yellow, almost looked exactly to golden
>Or maybe it was golden and you were just losing time in thoughts again
>As you try to approach the golden butterfly, it slowly flies down… as if it was falling. The golden butterfly stays in the ground of the cave, moving its wings for one time and then… nothing
“…Uh?”
>Did… the butterfly died or something?
>Why?
“Discord… do you see this?” You turn around to see him trying to play pool with the elements of harmony
>”Hmm?” Discord stopped playing with the elements to pay you attention. “Notice what, Anon?”
>You point at where the golden butterfly is, motionless in front of you. You can tell this was the same butterfly that every time has flew around when something happens
“The golden butterfly, do you see it?”
>First time being was with the timberwolves, you recall. Now that you think about it, the butterfly guided you directly to them… coincidence?
>”I only see a silly colt seeing things.” Discord chuckles slightly. “That rampage really affected you, hm. Next time we aren’t using cannonballs… maybe some good old stampede of bunnies could do the trick.”
>Well… it was only an animal. Heh, you are one too but that doesn’t mean you should care for some animal so tiny, it must be nature doing its thing as always

>>29457062

>Your ears perk up as you hear hoof steps in the cave, coming near where Discord and you were, near the entrance. Maybe a pon- discorded changeling from the town accidently found this cave and is coming near? Or maybe is a real changeling that wants to give up some news? …or probably is Sweetie Belle!
>The distant figure of the pony that was walking slowly toward you two slowly shows up, it was nobody that you expected, but rather a princess that looked really pissed off and determinate on something
>Discord starts waving his paw and claw at Princess Celestia who stopped as you two noticed her. “Yooouhooo! Hey Princess!” Discord said with excitement. “You came late for the party! Didn’t you get your invitation on the havoc my little son just did?”
>But she didn’t reply, she was just holding on a stoic expression while staring daggers at Discord
>”What is it? Still hard feelings on what happened to your little sister?” Discord laughs, trying to provoke Celestia. “Come on… don’t be a party pooper!” Discord makes appear a camera from thin air, which he holds with his paw. “Perhaps you want to see the moments of the havoc? I have everything recorded in camera!”
>But you feel… something off. Like if something was going to happen in any minute, there was tension in the cave coming from Celestia
>She came here for something, what for?
>She closes her eyes and takes a sigh, then opens them again and looks straight at Discord. “I have nothing to say to you, Discord.” She says with a voice of authority. “You may have helped my sister to release the nightmare that was her dark magic self, but I can’t allow you any further to continue with your plans… Equestria will not succumb in your reign of chaos anymore from this day on”
>Wait, did Discord help her sister into what? You’re confused

>>29457069

>”Oh plu-ease!” Discord throws his arms at the air… literally, and he catches them with his dragon tail. “If it wasn’t for my return, you would be right now in the moon, counting each star in the entire galaxy until something happened. But it was me that overthrown your sister, this is why I’m king and you’re not.” He yawns and with his magic he makes appear a hammock, resting on it as he talks with Celestia. “But if you want to do something or say anything, do it quick. I have a son to teach chaos and places to go… that Crystal Empire isn’t going to turn into a desert itself, you know?”
>Oh boy, the name of that place sounds fancy. Wasn’t that the one that black queen was going or something? You heard part of the conversation before you got bored
>”ENOUGH!” Celestia yells loud enough that the cave echoes with her voice and it startles you. “I’ve run out of patience and I should have done something before you took Zecora with you…” Celestia pulls out a gray potion, a single feather from the same color and a green scale were inside it
>Discord makes the hammock disappear as he notices the potion, having total attention of Celestia. “Oooooh! You got a new toy! Excellent, excellent!” He was clapping his paw and claw slowly at her, as in sarcastic claps. “So you want to try with me, a creature of chaos that can only be stopped by the elements of harmony, a potion that your zeeeebra friend gave you?” Discord starts to crack up, finding it hilarious. “You must be very desperate if you think /that/ is going to work on me!”
>Despite Discord words, Celestia didn’t change her expression and was really sure about herself

>>29457077

>”Oho ho ho! What is your plan, putting me inside that potion and throwing it away?” Discord started to roll in the air as he continued laughing. “Oh wait! I know! It’s a potion to turn back time so you can fix all my mess! No no no! Wait! Maybe is a potion to make me young as a child so you can easily defeat me? All the possibilities are just making me laugh harder and harder! Haha!”
>Discord was laughing so hard that one of his sides grew some legs and ran away; the other side of Discord went directly to your face as if it was a balloon without air
“AHGH!”
>The impact sends you to the ground. Damn you didn’t expect that shit
>After recovering his sides, Discord wipes a tear and goes serious with Celestia. “Okay, Princess, I had my fun… if your trick is defeating me with jokes you sure are doing something… oh hooo…” He snaps his talons, a target appearing on his chest. “Go ahead Princess, aim at the center of my chaotic self, but you only get one chance! Fail… and I won’t let you try a second time”
>Celestia didn’t hesitate on using the potion. Using her magic and levitating the gray liquid of the potion, she was preparing to shot a magic attack against Discord
>But something wasn’t right here…
>Too much confidence from both parties… but where you’ve seen this before? It was like that time from Chrysalis sending an attack to Discord and he evading it, you wanted to help but her attack was so fast that you couldn’t help him
>Part of you wants to do something about it
>You just don’t want to be the useless kid that watches as the others solution things… you want in too

>>29457086

>Discord is like a father to you now, teaching you how to be and showing you the beauty of chaos. You had fun and a blast back there… you are with him and Celestia could harm him with that spell, despite his self confidence on the subject
>Your hooves start to shake a bit, not sure if you should jump into action
>Celestia’s spell is almost ready to shot and Discord knows it, but he doesn’t care a bit nor does he step back
>Your heart starts racing as you collect your thoughts. Maybe Discord wants to see your quick reactions and do something here
>Part of your mind isn’t stopping on the same thought
>Protect Discord
>Protect Discord
>Protect Discord!
>You want to help him! Part of you can’t decide! Should you help him? Should you?!
>Celestia charged her horn and the cave for a moment was full of white light as if someone threw a flashbang, almost blinding Discord from it. He had to cover his eyes for a moment… that’s your opportunity… to show him what you got!
>You run and jump as you yell from your lungs the magical words to stop time for a moment. You aren’t sure if you can stop magic projectiles, but is time to test it out
“LA HORA!”
>Time stops, but it doesn’t stop at all the spell Celestia casted at Discord. You can’t explain how, but you were jumping in slow-mo towards the magic missile that Celestia shot at Discord through the potion
>Discord could move and he looked at you as he watched you block the spell. His expression of pure chock and surprise
>You smile back at him and wink, moving your lips and trying to say “I can handle this”
>The spell impacts your pony body, the time spell reverting.
“NNNNNGGGGGGG…….”
>Internally, you were thinking for a spell to counter her spell, anything chaotic to turn the tides and redirect her attack to her. It didn’t work.
>As you receive the magic attack in your whole existence, you feel… heavy.

>>29457104

>Before you knew it, the attack was done and Discord was unscathed. As for you… you didn’t feel anything besides the amount of magic from the spell, it was like taking a bath in a waterfall… a waterfall like, like the Niagara waterfalls.
>”ANON! NO!” You hear Discord yelling back behind you, but you can’t turn around to see him. Something is wrong with your body and you don’t know what it is
>Celestia slowly realizes what she has done and with a gasp, she quickly regrets casting the spell. In her mind, she never expected you to block the spell
>”No… this wasn’t supposed to happen…” Her face was full of regret now, voice quivering.
“W…What… happened…?” You slowly say, for some reason your mouth was slowly responding to your commands as it was your whole body
>You can only move your eyes around and you feel an itching in your hooves
>Damn you need to scratch your hooves, but you can’t!
“D…Disc…ord? W…What… h…happened…?”
>Each time you try to speak, you feel your energy going down rapidly. Whatever was that spell, it really messed with you
>Discord appears in front of you, a face of anger and bit of worry on it. “ANON! WHY? THAT SPELL WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HIT YOU!” He tried to put a paw near you, but you moan in pain from the sudden touch. Why!? “Listen carefully… just… take a deep breath, okay? Just… breathe deep!”
>You would have your eyes wide open if you could. What does he mean with “breathe deep”? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SPELL!? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU
>You want to yell at him, you want to fucking yell something but, the spell Celestia casted doesn’t allow you to do so
“E…xpl…ai…n…”
>Even if you tried to breath, it was taking the best of you to do so
>”Well, why don’t you let our little Princesssss… explain?” He sounds mad… mad and angry… “Care to explain what was in that potion?”

>>29457113

>Celestia started to tear up as she wanted to come near you, but Discord hissed at her and she stopped walking.
>” Essence of cockatrice…” Her voice was so broken… and you don’t know if is the spell but you see that her mane has stopped doing whatever ethereal thing does. “I was trying to… turn Discord to stone by other means… I didn’t…. I didn’t know this could happen…”
>Cockatrice?
>Turn Discord to stone?
>…Petrifaction…
>She… fucking throw a petrifaction spell at Discord, only for you to block it and…
>Wow… this is the dumbest thing you’ve done in all your life. You just ruined your lifetime with a God for a mistake, for sharing the confidence Discord had, for acting before thinking.
“I… s…e…e…” You merely say from your mouth
>You can’t blink, you can’t move, you can’t close your damn half mouth and what’s worse, you can’t see your own body become to stone. Part of you wants to at least summon a mirror… would be good to go in fashion
>Or at least have a boner while like this, would be the perfect orgasm denial of your life. Hehe… boner… going out with an internal laugh is fine
>This is fine…
>You couldn’t see, but the spell was starting to continue its course. Your hooves were completely turned to stone and half your body wasn’t. Still, you couldn’t move or do something, not even smile but go with a face full of shock
>Discord couldn’t look at you; it hurt him seeing you in such pain. Celestia couldn’t stop crying, she fucked up by trying a desperate spell
>”Turn him back! Turn! Him! Back!” You barely hear the words of Discord as he was discussing with Celestia
>”I… I… som...-” You couldn’t hear any more now

>>29457118

>What will happen once you are turned to stone? Will you feel anything? Will you instantly die? Will you freeze in time until this spell wears off?
>Thousand of questions fill your mind as your time comes.
>But at least you are happy of something… Sweetie Belle is free…
>This is the perfect scenario for a villain such as you.
>Or maybe a fucking wanna be villain, you haven’t done enough to be acknowledge as one. But, if you had another chance to… try… you would give it a try.
>With the last of your vision, you look at where the dead golden butterfly is, she turned to dust and the dust went away with the wind.
>With this, the last chapter of life ends for you.
>You can only wait for your last moments before everything went black.
“A….…r….…e……… y……o…u…… p….…r……o...…u…d… o…f… m…e… d……a…..………..”
>…
>…
>…
>I’m very proud of calling you my son, Anon. What you did today was… astonishing.
>See you soon.

>>29452106
So when will he cum inside Diamond Tiara?

>>29457126
RIP Alberto, you died like you lived... like a "special minded" guy

>>29457126
Goddamnit...too many emotions

>>29457717

>>29457126
Welp, I guess that Alberto will have a thousand year coma

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This chapter was 16k, jesus christ.

About chapter name, Castling part 1 and 2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castling
This is why I choosed that title.
Hope you guys enjoyed the update, any feedback is welcome as always

>>29458829
This was a really interesting update, in that regard I have no complaints. But seriously... check that grammar

>>29458829
It's complete shit.

>>29459104
Fuck this guy /\

>>29458829
Alberto is not really ded right?

>>29459346
Probably not because there's a part 2

>>29452106
>"Ok, so. Your other you came back yesterday." Scootaloo tells you
>...yeah...you knew that already
"Ok, so..go on. Did he do anything bad? Because, ya know. I can stomp him if I need too"
>"What?! He didn't do anything bad Anon! Wow! Why would you even think that! See? This is why you had trouble before! That other Anon?.." Sweetie Belle began to slow down as she put on a goofy smile and blushed "He's everything a girl could want"
>.........oh no
"...y-you're not ser....WHAT?! WHAT EVEN HAPPENED?! Sweetie Belle, you didn't seriously somehow run into this guy yourself right?!"
>"Mhmm, sorta...He said I was beautiful as always. He called me Miss Belle. He definitely is a prince. ohhhhh....I wish I knew when he came back..." Sweetie Belle's legs began to jiggle like jelly as she fell back, nearly fainting. Applebloom catching her
>"Get a hold of yerself Sweetie Belle" Applebloom tries to snap her out of it with her words, and gives her a small shake
>"...ugh...She really is Rarity's sister" Scootaloo rolled her eyes "You know that's not even the important part, right?"
>"Huh?" Sweetie Belle took offense to that and hopped out of Applebloom's legs, fuming at Scootaloo "Not important?! He's the prince of Equestria! The fact that he actually knows who I am personally sounds pretty important to me!"
>"........You mean the you that he personally knows in his own world? And not ours? that you?" Scootaloo looked at Sweetie Belle with a agitated stoic expression
>"..I mean...I guess" Sweetie Belle was agitated by that point. "....lucky other me"
>You sigh...this was going nowhere
"Can somepony tell me what happened with Scrappy please?"

>>29459963
>"C'mon girls. calm down." Applebloom tried to get the other two to stop bickering.
>After they took a moment to apologize to one another. It was Applebloom herself who decided to relay what happened to Scrappy.
>"It's like this Anon. Yer other self was here to get the low down on Queen Chrysalis."
>now that...was interesting.
"Why? Don't tell me he has her in his basement too..."
>Applebloom shook her head "Ah don't think so. Ah think, from what Scrappy said, he's gonna attack their whole hive! Sounds pretty kooky if you ask me"
>It did. How the fuck was he going to do it? From what you knew. Chrysalis had a throne that could nullify magic. And while yours made the mistake of coming out of it. His sounded like she was fine sticking there.
>Though, he also seemed very resourceful. Not many ponies you could say would come up with an idea to cross dimensions just to dig up some info on your enemy. Hrn...this guy sounded like he was too smart for his own good. Hell, sounded like he was going to get everyone killed. what army was he going to send to attack Chrysalis? It'd be like what happened to Scoots en masse.
"Geez, yeah. That's really...bad."
>"I think it's better than keeping her in your basement. Anon, come on. He's the prince for a reason. And look how smart he is. Nopony would have thought to come to another Equestria to learn about their enemy. He's a genius" Sweetie Belle was blushing as he praised him.
>......
>ergh
"...Sweetie Belle, he said one sentence to you, don't you think you're overreacting?"
>"Anon, I'm a girl. It's ok to fantasize." She eyes you up and down. But the magic was gone. Even if you looked like him and shared his name. You weren't as well kept, shiny, smart, or anything like he was. "I mean...I won't say he's the better Anon. But, he's definitely nice and cute"
>....Was she saying that he was cuter and...nicer than you were?
>....but...you were super cute. Even you'd do you.
>What does this fuck have that you don't got?

>>29460001
>You started to feel that internal anger known as jealousy
"Aren't I nice and cute?..."
>"...Anon, come on." Scootaloo, as well as Applebloom, was trying to immediately nip the situation in the bud
>"Anon, that ain't important. What's important is who ya are on the inside" Applebloom makes a gentle tap at your chest.
>Applebloom then looks to Sweetie Belle, with a tired expression on her face "C'mon Sweetie Belle. can we not get everypony riled up?Anon is right, ah think he was just being polite. he probably already has like, royal princesses asking for his hoof or somethin' like that already"
>Sweetie Belle flinched at those words. A Prince in waiting? Well, she wasn't a princess herself. She wasn't royalty. Sweetie Belle sighed as she began to realize she may have had a crush over the unobtainable. The more polite and nicer Anon no doubt. But...she didn't want to lose the friendship of the Anon she had. Especially after her spats of last time.
>"...I'm sorry. I guess I got ahead of myself there" Sweetie Belle admits, looking down feeling ashamed.
>Ugh, you could feel your own anger leave you as she slowly raised her head to reveal an adorably pitiable face.
>You reaaaalllyy wanted a real answer, you kind of wanted to rub in her face that she barely even knew this other Anon.
>...But that would be mean. That would have been the you you were originally becoming. And that would give them justification to actually hate you. And you didn't want that.
"..I'm sorry too. I really am. Look, let's just forget about which Anon is the best and move on with the story. Like, why and how exactly did he get Scrappy to tell him everything? He isn't usually the type to actually cause the ruination of his own queen. He wouldn't go that far. No matter what dimension of Chrysalis it is."

>>29460048
>"Well, ah guess that ain't the case. Because he definitely told him everything he needed to know. Then again, Scrappy said that other you finally challenged him to that battle he's been wanting." Applebloom informs you
"..woooah...what?! They actually fought?"
>That...wait...
"...Don't tell me...I-is Scrappy ok? He didn't hurt him did he?"
>"He's Fine. Turns out it wasn't really a fight. They just played chess." Scootaloo smiled as she shrugged "Who knew the little guy was so good...sorta...I mean, he said he lost a lot. But the way he beat all of us? I could swear he was playing for years or something. He apparently even won the last game against the other you"
>Chess?!...fucking..Chess?! And he was good at it?!
>No fucking way, that made you curious enough to challenge him at it. No, you know what? First chance you get. You'll definitely challenge him. Because that, you had to see. And you felt, just like in a physical fight. That he stood no shot against you intellectually.
"That...I need to see to believe"
>"Oh trust us Anon, he'll whoop your butt. I've never seen the little guy so focused. When he plays, it's a magic all it's own. And it's like...every game...he just gets better. It's almost creepy" Scootaloo said.
>"Speaking of creepy. Anon, did ya know Pinkie is throwing that party for Chrysalis...tonight. We all got the invites this mornin'. They we're pretty weird too, said not to mention there was a party at all. But we at least had to ask ya about it" Applebloom informs you
>Ahh good, Pinkie was right on track.
>You smirk. Since they weren't aware of your plan. And was sure this would blow them away.
"Well hehehehe..."
>You rub your hoof against your chest then blow on it.
"I do know, I'm the one who asked Ponk to set it up"

>>29460089
>".......WHAT?! ANON, ARE YOU NUTS IN THE HEAD?! DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT SHE DID TO ME! AND NOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY LETTING HER BE IN A ROOM FULL OF PONIES?!" Scootaloo was obviously the most displeased about this. Even blaming Chrysalis for what her children had done. Even if, Chrysalis probably did want it to happen anyway.
>The other two looked pretty frantic about it themselves.
>But you just smirked as you raised your hoof to try to settle them down.
"Relax girls, relax. Check it. Scoots, you actually just said exactly what I had in mind"
>".......WHAT?! YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN?!ANON..WHY?!" Scootaloo looked utterly befuddled. She was wondering if you had a screw loose or something..or even...went to her side.
>"She's right Anon! What are you thinking?! She's just going to use the party to feed off everypony! That's like...the opposite of what that other you would do!" Sweetie Belle just couldn't wrap her head around it. And that mention of the other you...goddammit. Fuck him, he couldn't come up with something this good even if he tried.
"Ugh, calm down...geez. Look, what I meant was that it's Chrysalis stuck in a castle with everypony in town. That'[s a good thing"
>"Uh huh...and how exactly is that a good thing? That's like givin' a rat all the cheese without settin' traps first." Applebloom, of course ever a simple pony, couldn't figure it out either.
"Not exactly. See, It's the same because instead of a pony being stuck in a room full of changelings. It's a changeling stuck in a room full of ponies. She may feed on love, but trust me...she absolutely hates being shown it. Love and affection just being love and affection without a string attached makes her really really angry"

>>29459436
Part 2 is what he updated right now

>>29460133
>"Wha?...huh...wait" Scootaloo began to think on it. She remembered being stuck at the wedding when she revealed herself the first time. And being defeated by a giant love wave. "wait..I..I think I get it. She can't stand ponies loving on her. She can eat love energy, but can't stand ponies loving and caring about her....ohhhh" Scootaloo smirks at you as she finally gets it "You're gonna use the party to get her back for what she did to me? That's so cool! She can't even do anything about it either, not unless she wants everypony to know who she actually is"
>Right on! Scootaloo may have not hit the bullseye, but she was nearly close.
"Almost Scoots. But I actually want her to realize that she doesn't need to be so hateful. I want her to feel loved and adored. I know it won't change her, but I know it'll leave a mark on her. And I'll use that to try to get her to reform. And before you ask how I'm going to keep her there. My horn has a couple of charges now. So It'll be alright. I can keep her contained"
>"Hold on Anon, now that sounds like an ok plan and all. But leavin' ah mark? Ah dunno, ah think she might just get really sore at you." Applebloom couldn't see Chrysalis taking it as any way but a form of insurrection against her.
"Oh, she will. But trust me. I think it'll work out in the end Especially when I have two charges to......wait"
>....two?
>....no.....wait
"....wait...ahm, just a refresher. You all said my other self showed up in this world...right?"
>"Yeah, we did. Why? What's that gotta do with the Chrysalis of our world Anon?" Sweetie Belle asked. She was curious, but as she answered, she noticed an insane smile curl up on your mouth "U-uhhh Anon...you ok?"
>that magnificent idiot. He showed up...

>>29460173
>And while, you being the superior Anon could go and stomp his ass. You were indeed above that. You were a good pony now, through and through...yep...totally.
>But no, you wouldn't. But...because he showed up. That means the three charges you would have had to deal with his ass. Are now yours to play with.
>And it wouldn't even be three now...would it?
>It'd be four.
>Four whole charges.
>With the right setup. You could make sure Chrysalis never escapes the love.
>You thought back at how smug she was
>How she treated you
>No, at first you just meant to contain her. But with this much power?
>Oh, you could feel it
>It was the same feeling you got on Nightmare Night.
>Maybe you may show her more than just the love of the ponies
>You could show her that you too, we're not to be trifled with
>She didn't know you had that many charges. She only knew you had one.
>Oh....this day just got better. Thanks to your doppelganger.
>Finally, you'd have the upper hand this time.
>Just knowing that made you feel good
>So much so that you tittered, then giggled, then laughed, then entered insane hysterics.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHMWHAHAHAHAHAH-OW!"
>You felt a hard slap on your cheek.
"W-what'd you do that for Applebloom?"
>"S-sorry Anon, ya just got kinda creepy there for a second" She, nor the other three seemed comfortable after that little outburst of yours.
"O-oh..s-sorry. I just was thinking of something funny"
>"Yeaahhhh...ok..erm. So, what..should we do then..y'know. About this whole party thing?" Scootaloo asked, wondering if you had any part for them.
"Huh, just act natural. And don't let Scrappy know. He doesn't know yet does he?"
>They all shook their head.
"Nope, he's been practicing chess all day" Sweetie Belle informs you

>>29455912
Larson would probably do something like that if he wrote the movie.

>>29458829
Can't really enjoy non reformed Discord. Beside one episode, rest of his appearances is post reformation so this entire story feels too dettached from the main universe.

>>29460226
>Practicing..hehe, he was gonna need it when you faced off against him.
>But enough being smug. You had to focus...you had the power sure. B-but, after being slapped for that kind of laughter?..yeah..you better get a good hold of yourself.
"Ok, good. Because I don't know what'd he'd think of the situation and it's better he doesn't know so he doesn't have to take sides."
>"Oh yeah..that actually sounds ok. Ah wouldn't want him feelin' bad about what we're doin" Applebloom actually agreed with you on this one. It felt nice.
>"Yeah, if he sided with bugbreath for this. It would be pretty bad" Scootaloo too? Rad
>"Or he might try to stop it just because. I think he'd be worried for us and her." Sweetie Belle adds, agreeing. But, probably was the more right than Scoots.
"Ok then. As for getting Chrysalis there? Just leave that to me. I'll use one of my charges if I have to. Not like using one would actually matter at this point. Girls...look. I'm sorry about, in any way, acting like a derp. The news just kind of irked me and all."
>"..It's alright Anon..like I said. I'm sorry too. You may not be a prince. But you're still our Anon. Still High and Mighty" Sweetie Belle giggled before giving a sweet smile "But also brave and caring. You're the only pony I know who'd go this far for Queen Chrysalis. And, without that. We would have never helped Scrappy."
>"Yep, I wouldn't have been able to experience flying on my own. Well..sorta..but still, I wouldn't have flown without you Anon" Scootaloo adds in
>"And ya know? Ah just like havin' you as a friend Anon, you,Scrappy, and everypony in Ponyville." And then Finally Applebloom, not the best bit of praise. But, it was balanced,fair, and you knew she meant it.

>>29460281
>Shortly after, the bell rang to come back inside the class.
>You all hugged, and vowed your usual solidarity.
>And while you knew you'd have their support. You just had to wonder a three things.
>One, how capable was Scrappy? Surely he wasn't that good
>Two, Sweetie Belle...Goddammit. You knew...you just knew...she still had the hots for that other you. A small part of you wondered what could have been if it was you and her instead of you and DT. Egh..maybe you shouldn't think about it.
>And finally Three, the other you taking on the changelings. Boy, he was gonna need some major fucking luck. Because even with Scrappy's info. It sounded impossible. But, him being another version of you? You felt bad for him in some way. You didn't want the poor bastard to die. But what could you do? You just had to hope for the best.
>Chrysalis herself would be a four. But with a smug smile and a flick of your horn. You just knew...just knew. You had her in the bag today. You had too many charges to fuck this up now.
>And for that, you could at least thank your other self. Even if he did seem like a dweeb.

hope you enjoyed a romanced Sweetie Belle essayanon

>>29460238
That's the fun part in writing a different Discord

>>29460238
>>29460238
Well, sometimes is fun to explore a different thing with a similar setting

>>29460309
I did, I really did love that wooed Sweetie Belle!

>Sweetie Belle gets the hits for PhD
>Makes Erfanon feel like shit
Honestly ever CMC member has been a dick to anon in some way. Chrysalis was right,Erfanon just needs one good push to go evil.

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>>29458829
Clever, I was wondering how the Castling would take place; I didn't expect it to be dead literal. Slick plot twist there.

What is the butterfly? It's obvious now it's more than what it may seem.

>>29460309
Waahaha, Anon is up to his old tricks again, Will he take it too far with Chrysalis? Or will he screw up magnificently?

4 charges; am I suffering brain AIDS here? As I thought Discord ruled Anon would have additional 3 charges if PhD showed up again? Is the logic that this is /additional/ charges from base line, so two additional units are incompatible in summation?

Heh, scrappy git in gud at chess will be amusing if PhD ever shows up again.

And this;
> You weren't as well kept, shiny, smart, or anything
Anon still doesn't realizing NEVER BATHING has an adjustment to his cute factor.

At the same time, think of pour Flutershy, nuzzling this smelly little greasy dust ball of a colt. Not like she's innocent either, as his maternal figure she's declined in impressing anon that cleaning the self is important.

>>29461294
>Anon doesn't bathe
>Doesn't take care of his personal hygene at all.
>Treat Sweetie Belle and her friends like shit for a. long time
>Almost gets one of them killed
>Suddenly an Anon from another world comes
>the first thing he does is calling her beautiful, and a dear friend, all while that Anon couldn't look more like a Prince even if he wanted to.
Sweetie Belle had every right to make all of those conparisons and at least dream about that nicer and cuter Anon.

>>29460309
>PhD told Scrappy that if he wanted to remember him, then Scrappy only had to play some chess
>Scrappy is now using all his time to play chess
D'Awwwww

>>29459963
THE PUSSY MAGNET PRINCE STRIKED ONCE AGAIN

All of this was actually quite neat, from Scrappy and PhD's friendship and the bittersweetness of saying goodbye, to the pure adorableness of Sweetie Belle falling for PhD's kindness and royal vibe.

I just loved this, I simply loved this

I wonder if PhD would have been able to woo DT before she got tricked into drinking love poison

From the last thread

>29441335
"You'd actually put out?"
>"...well...no" Chrysalis backed off a little and gently ran her hoof along the spine of your back "But I'm sure one of my children would be into you. Besides, don't tell me you don't like it when I tease. I know you do...I know it gives you that thought of you thinking you could actually have me. Who knows...maybe you could..."

Kek and dirty thoughts

Also from last thread:

>>29441260
>"Hrn? Ohhhh" Chrysalis fakes acting like she did something wrong as she put her hoof to her mouth "Did something happen? B-but Anon. Last I checked, you wanted more praise and admiration...hmmmm" Chrysalis tapped at her chin in fake puzzlement "I suppose what happened with your little shit of a friend must have made you feel as if that wasn't what you really wanted after all. Oh, I'm sooo sorry Anon."

Is this referring to Scoots or someone else?

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>>29461902
>What is the butterfly?
Can't give that spoiler, sorry
Have chapter name

>>29466000
scoots

>>29466247
Thanks.
Didn't realize I had those digits

>The CMC are destined to be cucked by the Anons
Kek

>>29467024
good
they deserve it

>>29465655
Probably, and easily, but would he want to?

>>29446283
Bump

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>>29459346
At this point, everything can happen

>>29467063
But I like the CMC!

>>29460309
>The rest of class was the same. The lesson continued. You wrote notes. Though nothing noteworthy happened until the bell rang.
>You were however, planning on seeing Scrappy before the party. You were particularly interested in that chess playing
>You waited awhile inside the classroom as you pondered on what the night would bring. Telling Diamond you'd meet her outside, and the CMC that you'd catch up with them soon.
>But as you were stepping out..
>"Anon...can I speak to you for a moment"
>That was Miss Cheerilee's voice.
>DAMMIT....
>You slowly turn around as the other students leave to see Cheerilee at her desk. Looking directly at you.
>....uggghhh
>Your ears droop downwards as you slowly approached her from the side of her desk.
"Y-yes Miss Cheerilee?"
>Was it because of the homework you didn't do. You wondered?
>"Oh..oh Anon" Miss Cheerilee could already see you stressing out about whatever it was she called you for. "What's the matter? You don't think you're in trouble do you?"
"I mean...I didn't do the homework so..yeah..sort of..I'm sorry"
>You were, in that sense. Miss Cheerilee was a pretty nice teacher...sexy too but thats something else.
>"Anon, homework is important. That's true. But, you're not in trouble for not doing it. I was actually wondering if anything had been bothering you lately. You looked kind of off today..is it because of this?" Cheerilee takes out her invitation to the party and shows it to you.
>The party? Were you nervous? Nervous about what? You had everything in the bag.
"Ummm, why would I be nervous about that?"

>>29469096
>"Well Anon, your sister only showed up only a little while ago. She's adjusting. And you're adjusting. And after the story I heard about you crossing to another Equestria. I can't imagine things being easy to handle. I mean, it all sounds...wellllll.." she was trying to come up with a word for "Crazy"
>"...Zany...Is that story your sister told even true?" It looked like she was pretty curious about it since she first heard of it. "It sounds way to dangerous to actually be believable"
>Hrn, so it seemed the story being so fantastic may have caused skepticism in some of the adults despite the proof. Well, at least the proof Twilight knew to be real.
"Would you believe me if I said yes?"
>"I...Well...It's kind of yes and no really. No because of how it sounds. And Yes because I know your father could probably make it happen. But, I guess I lean more towards a yes because the proof your sister had was also very convincing...ugh" Cheerilee put her hoof to her forehead in frustration when she realized she was going off track "Nevermind, the important thing. The thing I'm trying to say is are you alright? Is there anything wrong at all. Because as your teacher. You can tell me and we'll keep it between us. Ok?"
>Yeah no...she was nice. And probably super trustworthy. But you could never tell her whats going on in your life. She'd fucking spaz so hard.
"Nope, trust me. There's nothing wrong. I just really forgot my homework. Y'know, it happens. kids stuff"
>You shrug dismissively
>"Hmmmm, I suppose...Maybe I'm just a little too worried. Alright, if that's the case. I'll give you your F and be done with it." She takes a gradebook and goes to mark an F by your name.
"A-An F?!...ugh...yeah, I guess I deserve that, huh?"
>Dammit, you forgot for a moment that not doing homework gets you Fs...fuck school man.

>>29469136
>"I'm sorry Anon, even though you're telling the truth. I can't give you a freebie. If I did, every student would want one. But don't worry" She closes the book up and looks to you with a cheerful little smile "You've been doing well enough that it won't affect your grade really. Though, you shouldn't miss school too much either. Some work can't be made up. You understand what I mean by that, right?"
>You nod
"Projects and stuff, yeah I get it. Ok, I won't sweat it."
>You peer over at the invitation
"So, you're coming to the party then?"
>Cheerilee giggled "Mhmm, I always go to every "Welcome to Ponyville" Party that Pinkie Pie throws. When it comes to welcoming a new resident, you always want to try to show up to make them feel welcome."
>Awwww.....
"That's really cool of you Miss Cheerilee"
>"It's just the right thing to do Anon, and it's always enjoyable. hmm, why don't you run along for now. I want to get my papers and planning in order so I can get to that party on time. You should get ready too. I'm sure your sister would love your company before you surprise her."
>...hehehehe....nope
"Sure Miss Cheerilee, I'll get right on that. You take care, ok? and thanks for worrying about me...it felt nice"
>"Anon..." Cheerilee puts her hoof on your head as she gives you a more, sunny and gentle smile "I care about all my students. No matter what. You're all important to me"
>....DAMMIT! WHY DO PONIES GOTTA BE SO CUTE, MAN!
>Or heartwarming anyway
>With that out of the way. You head out, to go see Scrappy.
>Or you were.......oh no
>You spotted Discord. Leaning down and giving Diamond Tiara an adorable little boop on her nose. You could hear her giggling. Silver Spoon was at her side and she didn't seem too comfortable at all.
>....what the fuck was that about?
>You just watch Diamond Tiara nearly skip with glee as Silver Spoon followed. And as they left, Discord looked over to you and waved for you to come over.

>>29469164
>.....ohh lordy. Well, it's not too bad. You did have to talk to him before the party anyway.
>You walk over to him very warily
"So....what..um...what was that about?"
>"Oh, you mean with your marefriend? Nothing much" Discord said as he pulled out and looked upon his invitation to the party closely, acting as if what he just did was no big deal "I just promised her to make her fake wedding to you nearly perfect"
>.....WHAT?! IS HE SERIOUS?! WAS SHE...no.DAMMIT..of course she was, of course he is...egghhh
"SHE ASKED YOU FOR WHAT NOW?!"
>"A near perfect fake wedding. In which I told her yes" He puts the invitation away as he puts his arms on his hips and looks at you as if you were deaf "I'm sure you understand what that means"
>You felt weak, you could feel your legs jiggle as you wobble about.
"...oh my god Discord...why? Just..why?"
>"Why not?" He starts counting off the reasons on his talons, growing more talons for the bigger number "She likes you, she's demanding of you which I find hilarious, she's adorable, She's smart..which that is very important Anon, it offsets your....questionable intelligence, ahrm, anyway, she knows what she wants in life, and I think Fluttershy would get a kick out of it. Those reasons are as good as any, I think so anyway"
>goddammit...some of those..wait
"...Are you saying I'm dumb?"
>You look at him with cute adorable frustration
>"No, I'm just saying you have some mental complications. And only sometimes....most of the time"
>.....and it's times like this where that special bond between you and Discord stops being special. How agitating.
"...Say's the guy who couldn't dodge a slow rainbow laser or realize he was being tricked by a horse man"
>"...oh..now you're just splitting hairs Anon, that's not very nice" Discord pouts, crossing his arms.
"Yeah yeah, I know you're just messing with me. But, what do you mean "Near Perfect" wedding? Why not just a perfect one for the fake wedding?"

>>29446283
Can I fuck that filly?

>>29469211
>Discord sighs and then knocks on your head with his paw "And this is why I think your skull is made out of pure unbreakium. Anon, how can she have a perfect wedding if the fake one was already perfect? Use that brain of yours. Especially since this concerns you too"
"ergh.."
>you back off, frustrated still....but...he may have had a good point on that one.
"I see, so have a good fake wedding to just get a taste of the real thing. got it, but Discord. C'mon. I like her, I do. I really do...But we have to take our time. Y'know...because we're kids? Remember...I'm a kid now. Right?"
>"I mean yes, that's true I suppose. But, I also don't care too much about such frivolities as long as you don't make me a grandfather within the next few years."
>You just let yourself slip onto your stomach. Goddammit, he just doesn't get it. You just peer ahead into nothingness.
"....never mind. So, what are you really here for then?"
>"Glad you asked!" Discord grinned as he snapped his talons.
>You both appeared on at a corner booth in a familiar place
"...Hey...this is"
>You were back. In the Griffon bar.

>>29469270
>you looked around, there were griffons already looking back at you. Some had murder in their eyes, but they left you alone. others were more jovial as they drank whatever they were drinking.
>As you gazed. you heard a deep scratchy voice, manly as hell. "What can I getcha?"
>At first, you thought it was some male griffon. But nope. you turn your head to see a huge, buff, female griffon with an eyepatch, and spots of missing feathers where muscle just stretched on outwards.
>"Ahh, hello Girtha, how have you been?" Discord says with a grin
>"Yeah whatever, this yer kid?" She looks over to you, with an uncaring stare
>"Indeed, say hello Anon" Discord says, quite happily
>You however...this bitch was scary. There was even, what appeared to be, black smoke constantly coming from her nostrils everytime she exhaled. You ducked down, only the top of your head and eyes visible from the side of the table.
"H-hello..umm.."
>"Cute...Now what are ya both having?" She says as she holds up her notepad. "Make it quick, ya don't make tips by being slow"
>"Oh, just food for now. I'll have whatever mold has been growing from under the bar and Anon can have a ham and cheese sandwich. Grilled if you don't mind" Discord did not seem at all worried or phased by this griffon. Well, he wouldn't be..but still..christ.
>"Ya, got it.....ahrm" She holds out her talons and wiggles them a little
>"Oh Girtha, you rascal." Discord eyes move like a slot machine, showing two coins on each eye. He then pukes a few bits into her talons. It doesn't even freak her out or phase her as she just walks off.
>You pop your head out, glad that she left. But..holy fuck.
"Discord, what's up with her?!"
>He shrugged "Couldn't tell you, she just recently started working her. I love her work ethic though."

>>29469316
>You and Discord turn to her, as she goes over to a table and wraps her tail around a tough looking griffon's neck and throws him so hard he goes from one end of the bar and out the window "AND DON'T COME BACK TIL YOU CAN PAY YER TAB YOU DEADBEAT!"
>.....you turn white. Holy fuck...even her tail is a deadly fucking weapon.
>"Ahrm, so Anon. I've heard your doppleganger showed up again"
"...."
>"Anon..." Discord tapped your head as you just watched the griffon work. That smoke, was as black as her feathers. Despite the feathers on her head being white. Where did it even come from? Was she like? Smoking a million cigarettes inside her stomach somehow?
>Discord makes a glass of water appear and splashes it on your face. He didn't seem pleased you were ignoring him.
"G-gyah! What the?! What was that for!"
>"I was just trying to get your attention Anon. I didn't bring you here to gawk at the pretty griffon"
>.....ewwww, god no. She was burly, buff, and missing patches of feathers. She even had a scar on her right eye. She was totally not your type. Especially with that murder tail,
"...yeah...no...ugh..ok ok fine. What were you saying?"
>"I was talking about your other self. I heard he showed up. But, it seems like you didn't take the chance to exact your revenge. I take it you have bigger fish to fry with those extra charges you now have? hmm?"
>So...you did indeed have them then. That's good to know.
"Bigger bugs is more like it."
>Discord chuckles as he leans back on his chair "That's what I like to hear. Oh...by the way" He holds his paw to his talons and smiles at you, a genuine smile "I..do have to say this at least. Thank you, for whatever you told Fluttershy last night. Because whatever you told her, she seems a lot more receptive and less upset at me. Which is good because I actually did bother to sign us up for that booooring class. Well, maybe boring. We'll have to see what our options are for when we actually take them."

>>29469339
>There we go, some common ground in how you both felt Chrysalis went to far.
>you grin and lean back on your own seat as well
"Look, that other me isn't anything to worry about anyway, he's dumb. Right now, Chrysalis has to learn her lesson. But, we can't actually do anything that would hurt her or just piss her off just for the sole reason of pissing her off. I do want to reform her. Remember that"
>"I am, I remember. I'll leave most of what will happen at that party to you. But those classes? Oh no, that would be my turn. I trust you have everything mostly set?" Discord asks
"Mostly. I just need to think of a way to get Chrysalis to the party. Which, I think it wouldn't be too hard in all actuality. All I have to do is challenge her resolve, tell her the castle has some weird book that might have something she may need, and tell her that I want to see, with my own eyes, why helping her is better than being a pony."
>"Oh Anon" Discord says as Girtha drops off your plates and walks off, he takes his mold and shoves it down his throat "That's a terrible plan. She'll see right through it, even if you do manage your emotions. She's not an idiot, she'll catch on to it eventually and it just won't work anymore. "
>...huh...you never did think she could catch on. But...Discord could be right.
>You take a bite out of your sandwich
"So, what do you suggest?"
>"be genuine. Ask her that your curious as to what she means by ponies being insufferable by demonstrating it with Twilight"
>what?
"What do you mean?"

>>29469399
>"I mean, ask her to show you things from her point of view by showing you that the princess of friendship isn't actually so friendly. Chrysalis knows you've had problems with her before, you still have a few hang ups about it, use it to your advantage. I sure do...mmm, this is good" He says as he munches on a particularly hardened piece of mold like candy.
>That plan though.it could work. Chrysalis was just telling you about something like that. Maybe giving her the chance to "show it" would be all you need.
"Like that plan, and in lieu of not having a better one? Yeh, I'll take it. So..erm...you gonna be there? It'd be cool if you were"
>"Oh..I'll be there. It's my obligation as a father after all. Besides, not only do I need to be there to make Fluttershy happy. But then there's seeing the bug crumble while showing those ponies what a REAL good time is like, oh..it'll be grand" Discord let out an evil chuckle this time as he peered forward as if he could see it happening.
>Actually, given his words, and this bar. It made you wonder something.
"Discord, do you actually ever go out to learn what a real party is like?"
>"Oh, you don't think I don't? Anon, believe it or not. But, I do happen to venture into some pretty swanky establishments" Discord says with a cocky smirk
"Then why didn't go to one of those places instead?"
>Discord sighed to that "Because Swanky places are for swanky business, shady bars is for shady dealings. Now then, let's order us some drinks. Shall we? To make a toast to whatever you did last night, I want to show my appreciation"

>>29469270
Discord actually seems like he would make a pretty based Father in law

Bunp

>>29469250
Sorry it's a colt

>>29470385
Even better

Thinking about it, how is Chrysalis even going to break free?

>>29470836
She did mention her anti chaos throne, so maybe she could somehow break that spell that makes her weak and pony form when leaving the house.

can i just say hurrah for this thread

>>29469429
the bond strengthens

I do wonder now.... could an adventure with Eris and erfanon work?

>>29472472
Of course it could and technically didn't stuff like this already happen in both the human world and pony world? Sounds like it would be a lot of work for PHD to keep her under control.

>>29472472
Maybe? I honestly don't see Anon being able to think straight thanks to how fucking hot Eris is tho

>>29472472
I'm sure it could work as a fun adventure of Eris constanltly teasing erfanon's libido

>>29473380
>libido
>kek
I'm mature, I swear!

>>29473380
That works actually, it has been established that Eris is ultra hot, and erfanon has a weakness for a sexy face.

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>>29470823
here have another pci

Yo! I came here to tell ya guys that I updated the pastebin. Sadly, it is just one chapter this time
http://pastebin.com/xZLQvp59 (AKA Chrysalis)

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I'm still hyped for the movie

>>29474782
lets not infect this thread plz anon

>>29474807
I wanted to keep a topic to talk

>>29474528
garbage

>>29474782
That plot is just Tirek finae but bigerer and dumber. I still stand proud by my pitch for this movie, and for those who haven't seen the movie I talked about, you really should.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9UlbxlM5nE

>>29474904
I don't really care about the main antagonist, my interest in the movie is about the travel the mane6 have to do. If I was to do the movie would be more about the relationship between character rather than just a big bad, but I guess they are trying to do something more mainstream with a straight to the point adventure.

>>29474947
>If I was to do the movie would be more about the relationship between character
Which is exactly what O brother is, a great movie about these three stooges and their growing friendship. Not only that but it makes the american south to feel like a magical, whimsical place.

Which would be nice for a MLP, a big travel across Equestria so they can return home in time for some important event. Along the way, they meet towns and ponies from every walk of life, they get involved in situations that feel dangerous and adventurous, and all of that makes the mane 6 to grow as persons and friends.

Plus, the locations and different ponies could also be used so Equestria feels like a real, breathing place. With it's own culture, regional slangs, traditions, etc.

You know, a charming, magical adventure that leaves you a heart warming feel at the end and a feeling of care towards its characters

>>29474782
Goddamn, that is pure shit

>>29474782
I don't want to live on this planet anymore

No Erf tonight?

>>29476102
working on it. brutally tired as is

>>29474999
Trips of truth there

>>29446283

>>29476298
Oh hey, I indeed got trips

>>29474999
What was the deleted post?

>>29477351
It was the same as >>29474955

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>>29466131
That's cool, as now I can speculate!

That butterfly is clearly Alberto's true calling as the card catching cherry blossom, in a form of physically manifesting energy like the billowing warning
> IT A TRAP!
ringing on high to the ear, so too the butterfly engages Alberto's eye.

And hence getting stoned got in the way of his great destiny to wear fluffy dresses and prance around as a faggot might.

>>29469211
That some top shelf Discord there, Erf

>>29469270
>>You were back. In the Griffon bar.
Hahah, I'm glad this setting came back

>>29474528
Epic Alberto

>>29466000
>>29474999
Tripps be checked

>>29477914
Are you excited for the EqG specials, sunsetfag?

>>29478391
pls no...

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>>29478391
Arrrre-- I had no idea there would be specials, what pray tell they be about land lubber?

And here, take a sunset for the road

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Fine then, so be it! Let the bumping begin!

Because page 8 is never great.

>>29480312
Thtlat pic makes me physically aroused

Fun fact: Every piece of art or screenshot involving Sunset Shimmer ends up in the Sunsetfag's hard disk.

>When you got back to your dear mother’s study, Discord greeted you with a… disturbingly kind smile…
>”Well my little prince, I suppose that you don’t need moi to tell you that while your reunion was disgustingly adorable… you need to leave those feelings of melancholia and sorrow to the side… at least for a bit… for we still have a bug infestation that we need to take care of…”
>You took a step back, if anything because you wanted to be cautious about any little trick that Discord might have in store for you.
>When you made sure that there was nothing odd going on, you let out a sigh and nodded
“I’m well aware of that, my goat faced amigo… but if you didn’t pay attention, we can’t just invade the changeling’s hive and banish them to Tartarus… at least not until we take care of that throne… and that in itself will be a massive problem since their home at first glance looks like an impenetrable fortress”
>Discord hovered to you, giving you a menacing glare ”Then what do you want to do?! Sit on our flanks and watch as those pesky little bugs harm Fluttershy?!”
>You shook your head and replied to him in the calmer tone that you could come up with
“No… Discord, no… you know that I would never allow such thing, but just like you are worried about Fluttershy’s safety, I’m worried about yours too. I can’t just let you go on a suicide mission like that… listen, let’s meet the others alright? They should be around the castle and-“
>”Is my young rascal with them?” Discord interrupted you with a hurried voice
“Yes, and-“
>But he didn’t wait for a more throughout explanation; Discord snapped his talons, teleporting the two of you to the castle’s dining hall.

>>29481219
>There you saw Starlight and Eris munching down a whole bunch of pancakes… were they… competing on who could eat more? Why?
>Aegia was also there, sitting at a safe distance from those two… watching them with disgust as they swallowed their pancakes.
>That is, until Aegia noticed your presence, she got up from her chair and gave you a warm smile before returning to her emotionless expression “Aaaah, Mon Petit! I see zat you have returned from your mission! And you have brought Monsieur Discord wiz you!”
>You walked towards Aegia and gave her a brief hug before making a military salute to her
“That is correct, ma’am Aegia! I am happy to announce that my mission was a success, ma’am!”
>”Ooooooh! So you’re the pony who poisoned little Anon’s mind with this nonsense!” Discord quickly gets in between you and Aegia, narrowing his eyes at her “Do you know what have you done? Do you have any idea on the kind of danger that you have put him through?!”
>”Oh, but Monsieur Discord! Ze only zing zat I did, was to inform ze Prince zat zere was strange zings going on at zat prison! It was ultimately him who chose to know more about ze zreat zat we were facing!”
“Yeah Discord! As I told Eris before, it is my duty to protect everyone in Equestria from those who dare to steal their hopes and dreams. My cutie mark symbolizes harmony, or did you forget that? My destiny is also to discover new forms of harmony and protect the existing ones… heck, you even told me that…”
>”Oh, so that’s the attitude that you are going to take, alright… it’s fine, you are clearly taking your new responsibilities seriously and more importantly with passion…” Discord turned his back on you and crossed his arms
“That’s right Discord, I-“
>He quickly cut you off, with a more… sinister tone “But there’s still something lingering on my mind that bothers me a little… so please, riddle me this, my little prince, because if you don’t then I’m afraid that I won’t be able to ever conceal any sleep… “

>>29481256
>Discord turned to you with a disturbingly menacing grin “What are your dear “mothers” thoughts about this, hmm?”
>You took a step back, feeling an overwhelming sense of dread running across your body… you never thought about them… you never contemplated in your plans… Why? WHY?! Why were you so reckless?!
>Discord let out a sinister chuckle as he patted your head “Because pardon me if I’m wrong… but last time I checked, you, my little prince, were their most treasured thing in the whole wide world, I would even say that they care more about you now than they care about Equestria… I highly doubt that they would approve of their only son risking his life like this…”
“I… I…”
>”Have nozing to worry about…” Aegia gently stepped forward and stroke your mane “Because your mozers already know everyzing zat has happened, and they want us to proceed wiz caution…”
>”WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF DUMB TWIST IS THAT?! NOT EVEN I WOULD THINK ON PULLING THAT KIND OF JOKE, AND I’M THE LORD OF CHAOS!” Discord’s voice made the whole place to tremble, making everyone to focus on him… and when Starlight Glimmer finally took notice that Discord was in the room…
>She tried to yell, but just ended up choking a bit with her pancakes ”GYAH! FFISSFCORFF! Urp…”
>”Neat!” Eris happily exclaimed as she gave Starlight a might pat on the back, making her to spit out the pancakes “Hah, hah! Take that, Motley! I win and you lose! Which means that you owe me!”
>You raised an eyebrow and tilted your head in confusion
“… Motley?”
>”*cough* *cough* Ugh…” Starlight rubbed her tummy for a few seconds and then turned to you “Yes… Motley, that’s my new nickname, courtesy of Eris… and… I know that nicknames are supposed to be a clear signal of friendship… or at least that’s what Twilight has told me… but I still don’t get why the name…”

>>29481262
>”Oh that’s easy!” Eris waved her paw in a dismissive manner and ate the rest of the pancakes that were lying on the table in one swallow “Your name is Star-something, something Glimmer, right? Which means that I could call you GlimGlam, or just Glam to make things faster, sooooo with that in mind, I decided to call you Motley because that’s the name of the most awesome GLAM rock band that has ever existed!” She then gave Starlight a cheerful grin and happily asked “Cool, huh?!”
>”I…. guess?” Starlight shrugged in confusion “I still don’t understand a word that you said… but okay?”
>”Awww, you’re welcome Motley!” Eris gave a tight hug to Starlight
>You slapped your face and groaned
“Eris… please, your bad taste is showing… everyone knows that Sweet… err… wait, that doesn’t matter…”
>You turned to Aegia and asked with a confused tone
“Aegia… I thought that our little reconnaissance mission was a top secret one… one that not even my mothers knew about…”
>Aegia patted your head and chuckled ”And zat was partially correct…but you seriously didn’t zink zat we would keep somezing as big as zis hidden from ze Princesses. I sent a letter to my bosses and zeir reply was zat we should proceed wiz caution as long as ze Prince’s safety was not compromised. Oh, and Princesses Luna wants to speak to you, Mon Petit… ”
“Well… they are out in royal bussineses… so I suppose that my mom meant that she wants to speak to me in my dreams, right?”
>”Oui…” Aegia nodded “But I have to warn you, Mon Petit… based on ze letter, Princess Luna didn’t sound very pleased wiz your acting…”
>”AHAHAHAHAH!” Discord started laughing “Well, what can I say? I have seen hydras that are less threatening than our Lulu when she gets angry… good job, my little prince, really… you somehow turned this tragedy into a comedy!”

>>29481273
>You gulped as you started to feel a chill running down your spine
“My mom Luna is angry… o-oh dear… e-even Chrysalis is less scary than the prospect of facing her wrath…”
>Aegia nodded again “Oui… I fear for you… and mes paycheck…but” she sighed “Before you go and face your destiny at ze hooves of your mozer. I zink zat you better tells us what you have learned from your mission…”
“R-Right… okay, but you better take a seat because there’s a looooot to cover…”
>And so, you explained to everyone in the room the information that Scrappy gave you- Making clear to everyone that while he was still a changeling, Scrappy was actually a rather sensible soul… one that even when still didn’t understand friendship, couldn’t live without it.
“… and that’s the basic gist of it…”
>Starlight started to hyperventilate “Oh dear, oh dear, ohdearohdearohdear! OH SWEET CELESTIA! What are we going to do?! I-If the changelings have a way to nullify every kind of magic, t-then how is Twilight and the elements of harmony g-going to defeat them! AAAAAAAAH! M-maybe there’s still time! I-I’m sure that if I go back to the prison and ask for mercy, then Chrysalis will let me be her pony parrot! A-And m-maybe if we all-OUCH!“
>With complete annoyance, Eris interrupted the panic attack that Starlight was having by giving her a slap on the back of her head ”Oh, shut up Motley! Sheesh, grow a backbone, and stop being so lame will ya?! We ain’t givin’ up just yet!”
>Aegia nodded ”Mademoiselle Eris is right. We now know somezing about ze changelings. And even better, zey don’t know about us…”
>”Oh well, and who cares if they did?” Discord shrugged “The moment that our dear Chrysi or any of her followers tries to hurt Fluttershy, then that’s the moment where they will learn the true meaning of chaos”

>>29481300
>You walked towards Starlight with a proud expression on your face
“You should listen to them, Glimmer…”
>”Motley” Eris quickly corrected you
>You rolled your eyes and continued with your explanation
“Yeah, yeah, Glimmer, Motely, Pink Psycho, whatever… point is, we have crucial information on the changelings. We know what their plan entails, we know what their “triumph card” is, we also have details and the location, even when it’s vague, of their own traitor, who based on Scrappy’s words, will be more than eager to join us in our cause, or at least to share more information about those bugs hive… and… I actually got a plan…”
>”Oh? Zen I wasn’t overestimating you, Mon Petit…” Aegia walked to you and pat your mane “I’m glad zat I took zis job. It not only pays well… it is also very… how do you say it? Aaaah, yes… gratifying…”
>Eris chuckled and gave you a sultry grin as she fidgeted with the mane of a still terrified Starlight ”You know that keeping a lady waiting is of very bad taste, right dork? So spit it out and tell us how we are going to get rid of our little bug problem…”
“Right… listen, first of all, we need to keep in mind that right now, we know that the changelings are already on the move. We can’t possibly conclude that those guys at the prison are the only squad that Chrysalis has dispatched, and… hmmm… tell me something Glimmer…”
>”Y-Yes? Have you reconsidered my plan on begging for mercy and- OUCH!” Starlight angrily turned to Eris after she delivered a second slap “Would you quit that?”
>Eris gave Starlight a toothy grin ”I’ll do it when you stop with your lameness, my dear Motley. There is nothing that annoys me more than a coward, and you really, REALLY don’t want to annoy me…just a little piece of advice from me, to you, my dear Motley.”
“Giving up is not an option, Glimmer…”

>>29481308
>”You also need to consider, mademoiselle Starlight, zat if you ever zink on going behind our backs and sell us to ze changelings…” Aegia gave an icy cold stare to Starlight, making her to fall on her back “Zen I will be force de vous monstrer why ze secret service is so feared among les criminels, est-ce clair, mademoiselle Starlight?”
>”That is… if she gets to you before me…” Discord joined in, giving Starling a menacing grin “And trust me… there’s no way that a pony can achieve such feat, no matter how fast their wings can flap or how good at magic they might be… they won’t get to you before I do…”
>”Before WE do, you senile jerk!” Eris quickly barked at Discord “I swear that if you ever leave me out of another round of fun again, then I will transform your dust collection into a bunch of books about organizing!”
>Discord crossed his arms and rose an eyebrow ”And I assume that they will be stolen from Twilight’s personal collection, right?”
>”Of course!” Eris giggled “And replaced by a bunch of living, rubber snakes… and as the cherry on top, I will also put a giant tarantula hanging right above her bed!”
>”Wonderful! You even contemplated how to make her little pony head to implode in fear after she seeks shelter from the shock of the initial joke!” Discord wiped a tear from his eye and hugged Eris “Papa is so proud of his little girl!”
>”Awwwww! And that was just the warm up!” Eris returned the hug whole heartedly
>”Y-You are crazy! I-I mean…” Starlight frantically nodded and gave everyone a nervous smile “I-I-I was j-just joking, guys! I-I-I swear! I won’t surrender to the changelings! I can’t do that to Twilight… not after everything that she has done for me…”
“It’s good to know, because I will need you to give me more info on the changelings that are in that prison. Namely what their numbers are, and what did they do to the real staff…”

>>29481318
>”Uuuuh…” Starlight took a deep breath to calm herself and then exhaled “I know that they completely took over the prison, replacing every single guard and anypony who worked at the administration too…. But they didn’t take them to their hive… they… they hypnotized everypony and made them pass as prisoners…”
“Well, believe it or not, that’s actually great news, because if the staff is being held captive in the prison itself, then we won’t have to worry about an actual rescue… now, Discord…”
>Discord broke the hug and gave you a sarcastic look as he replied with a… seductive tone ”Yes, my little prince? What can I do for you in this lovely night?”
>You took a step back and cringed
“Ugh… don’t you ever speak to me like that… like ever again, please… whatever…”
>You sighed
“Do you think that your magic is good enough to break whatever hold the changelings might have on the minds of the prison staff and inmates?”
>”Oh please!” Discord waved his paw in a dismissive manner “Those changelings might be safe from my magic when they are at their lair, but when they step outside of it…” Discord snapped his talons, making an exterminator uniform to appear on him and Eris “They are nothing else than a bunch of little bugs who are no match for the power of chaos!”
>You rubbed your temples and started to think
“All right… good… now…”
>You looked again at Starlight
“Answer me this question Glimmer, because it is very important… when was Twilight supposed to visit you again?”
>”Welll…uuuh…” Starlight rubbed the back of her head “Around… Wednesday or Thursday of next week… I think…”
>You let out a chuckle and nodded
>You let out a chuckle and nodded
“Good, that means that we have a lot of time to maneuver, so we can put on practice the first step on my little counteroffensive. And that is, for you and Discord to go back to that prison, so you guys can capture any and every changeling that might be there, and release every single pony from their mental shenanigans…”

>>29481332
>Starlight jumped from her seat, looking clearly agitated ”YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?!”
>You slowly nodded and calmly explained to her
“I know that I’m asking a lot to you, you went through Tartarus while you were inside of that prison… but… Equestria’s safety is on the line, we must do everything we can… for everyone that we love and care about. But we won’t be able to do anything if we don’t work together, so please Starlight… we can’t do this without you…”
>”O-Okay…” Starlight sighed “Okay, Anon… Sheesh… you really are your mothers’ son…”
>You let out a small chuckle
“Thank you Glimmer… thank you very much…okay…”
>You sighed and then looked at everyone with a serious expression
“We have a big advantage on our side, and that is the fact that the changelings’ plan is clearly on its initial phases, isn’t that right, ma’am Aegia?”
>Aegia nodded, and for a second a proud smile was drawn on her face “Oui, zey are still recollecting information about zeir targets. Zat means zat ze changelings are still clueless about how zey should proceed wiz zeir plan…”
“Exactly! So my strategy is to prevent that invasion from ever happening in the first place! And how are we going to do that, you may ask? Well… by outdoing the changelings at their own game, that’s how!”
>”So…” Aegia calmly intervened “Your plan is for mademoiselle Starlight to point out every changeling zat might be zere, so monsieur Discord can capture zem wiz zeir magic…” She then gently stroked your mane “Excusez-moi for making assumptions, Mon Petit, but would I be correct in saying zat your next step is to replace ze changelings, oui?”
>You nodded and gave Starlight a smug grin

>>29481402
“That’s why I said that we are beating those bugs at their own game… we will replace the changelings with agents of our own and feed Chrysalis with fake information, that way we will ruin her schemes without her even knowing what even happened. Not only that, if we manage to fool her, then we can get the location of the other changeling squads, so we can capture them too”
>”Aaaah… I see…” Aegia nodded and let out a small giggle “And if we control ze information zat ze changelings have… zen we can trick Chrysalis into sending an actual attack force… one zat will be ambushed by our own forces…”
“And after we capture that attack force, we trick Chrysalis into thinking that the operation was a runaway success, so we can repeat the same thing a few times until her forces are dwindling... or convince her to come out from her hive, so our forces can deal with her…”
>She then looked at Discord and Eris with an almost malicious grin “Or better yet, make her face ze terrifying power of chaos magic… good… good..” Aegia giggled and stroke your mane “I like your mezods, Mon Petit. Zey lack ze brutish heroism of ze Royal and Night Guard and instead have ze elegant audacity zat ze secret service is known for…”
>”So we are hunting the hunter…” Discord let out an evil grin “I haven’t had that kind of fun since I reigned Equestria, you certainly are an interesting fellow, my little prince”
>You looked at both Aegia and Discord, and gave them a smirk
“What do you guys expected? I learned from the best…”
>”W-Wait!” Starlight jumped in “D-Do you realize that your plan has a glaring flaw, right? How are you guys even going to even make contact with Chrysalis, let alone fool her?”
>You let out a chuckle complete with an arrogant smirk

>>29481413
“Oh, Glimmer, I really want to think that your fear is preventing you from thinking straight, because I can’t believe that you can’t figure out something so obvious… Our friend Thorax is going to give us the information that we need about that, and if he doesn’t… well…”
>”Then my Daddy-O and I will have a whooooole lot of fun with those jerks until we make them sing…” Eris joined in with a playful smile on her face
>”Well, I’m sure zat your plan will work, Mon Petit…” Aegia said with a calm voice “Now you only need to tell it to your mozers. I’m sure zat zey will be able to polish it around ze edges…”
“Oh yeah…that…”
>You gulped
“I-I almost forgot that I have to talk with my mom Luna… err… but I’m not sleepy, how am I-“
>Discord quickly interrupted you ”Oh, that won’t be any problem, we don’t want to keep Lulu waiting, do we?” Then he snapped his fingers, making a boxing glove to appear “Sweet dreams, my little prince…”
“W-Wait Discord! I-I think that I feel like sleeping no-“
>*WHAM*
>And with a swift hit on your precious face, you get knocked out cold and sent to the dream world… to your mother’s reigns…

And that's it! I hope that you guys enjoyed this little chapter! Any and all feedback is deeply appreciated!

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>>29481425
Fucking tight, man. The high hopes of a plan yet to be undone with intrigue to be and a furious moon butt on the horizon of dreams.

>>29480486
I should have known you where into strawberries[/spoilers]
>>29480611
Verily, so, It is my duty! The sun must set!

>>29481425
>Be Queen Chrysalis
>Have thousands of years of experience in taking down kingdoms
>Get BTFO by a fru-fru pink princess at a wedding
>Then get BTFO without even realizing it by smartass prince
>Can't touch him or I get chaos'd
>Can't even scheme something because my children became gay thanks to the power of friendship and shit
>Can't even ask for forgiveness without the prince acting like a smug asshole to me
PhD's Chrysalis life will be pure misery

>>29481712
Eh, Erfanon Chrysalis had it worse off at first. Not only was she humiliated and her kingdom banished to Tartarus because of a prank, but she had to live in the basement of the person who caused it all. All while being forced to become a Nanny to Anon who she absolutely despised.
It's not as bad for her now but it really was before.

>>29481868
Yes, but PhD's Chrysalis will actually lose her hive to reformation bullshit, Thorax will be placed as king and she will forever live knowing that a little colt beated her at what she did best

Both Chrysalis were made to suffer

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>>29482026
Make it a three since the Chrysalis of my story is going to war against King Sombra since Discord told her about it

>>29482049
wouldn't it be four since canon chryssi got rekt?

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>>29482165
You're right

>>29482165
Wouldn't be five since comics Chrysi got rekt too?

>>29481425
Question is, how can Chrysalis even counter that plan?

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Got 2k ready to post and I expect some feedback with this update.
But posting tomorrow cause Erf got this night.
So have a bump and my reaction to me writing this chapter.

>>29469429
>Discord raises his talon to signal Girtha to come closer.
>She notices, and walks over. Looking down on the both of you. She opens her mouth and takes out a red hot stone that was emitting black smoke. She inspected it for a second before putting it back in her mouth, under her tongue
>....Why?!...WHY?! SHE HAS SOME HOT MOLTEN ROCK UNDER HER TONGUE AND SHE WASN'T....oh never mind. You should be used to that kind of shit by now..
>"What do you want now?" She asks in a gruff, agitated voice.
>"Just drinks my dear, just drinks" Discord replies
>"....Then what are ya havin' already?" She asks as she taps on her notepad. Smoke blowing up from her nostrils.
>"Well, I'll have a normal bottle of cider. Strange I know, but it fits the occasion I think" Discord says as he relaxes back on his chair.
>"And you?" Girtha asks as she writes down Discord's order
>..you.....yooouuu
>...hehehe
>You lean your chair back and place your hindlegs onto the table as you smirk. What possible "Drinks" could Equestria have over humans? You felt like going big this time. Big plans and big successes called for big drinks.
"I'll take the strongest drink you got!"
>You exclaim boastfully.
>Suddenly, everyone in the bar stops. Everyone...and peer over to you. Even the usually silent barkeep stopped cleaning his glass as his eyes slowly shifted towards you.
>"Ya sure pipsqueak? We ain't responsible for what happens" Girtha informs you, the only one unphased by what you said.
>You take a moment to look about. The griffons in the bar. They were whispering to eachother, some seemed scared, some just looked on, curious.
>"He can't be serious..."
>"He's just a kid...he doesn't even know what he's ordering"
>"Discord is not that crazy right? To let him have...."That drink" "
>By King Grover himself, this is madness!"
>Madness they say? Well...you were the "Son of Chaos"
>"....hurry up. or you ain't gettin' squat" Girtha grew impatient.

>>29483842
>....So these griffons were afraid of a little alcohol huh?..well...you weren't.
"I'm super sure, give me a glass of your strongest stuff!"
>".....we only sell it in shots, one shot per customer." Girtha groaned
>Discord threw a bag of coins onto the table with an insidious smirk on his face "The boy said a glass. So get him a glass"
>Girtha grows silent, and takes the bag of bits and walks off.
>"A GLASS?!"
>The griffons in the bar start to panic
>"HE ACTUALLY DID IT! THE MADPONY!"
>"HE'S DOOMED US ALL!"
>"THERE'S NO WAY THAT KID COULD HANDLE THAT! WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!"
>"ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN! WE COULD ALL BE DESTROYED!"
>"..I-I THINK I HEAR MY MOMMA CALLING" One of the griffons shrieks as he blasts towards one of the windows...misses, and just busts right through the wall. leaving a griffon shaped hole.
>The barkeep stayed silent as he started mixing drinks.
>There's noooo way what you ordered is that bad.
>You look over to Discord, with just a little worry in your heart.
"...why are they so scared? The hell did I even order?"
>"You Anon" Discord chuckled "Ordered a whole glass of "Laugharooni" "
>Laugharooni?
>.....seriously?
"....what kind of name is that? That sounds stupid"
>"To you maybe, to them? Ohhhh, it brings fear and pandemonium into their hearts. Only one other has managed to drink this drink, and only through sheer luck, did he get out in one piece. Look...to the hall of fame" Discord points to the wall above the barkeep. A huge photo was placed where a sign said "Laugharooni survivors"
>..the picture was of Discord.....of course. You weren't impressed.
>You just leaned forward and rested your head on your right frog of your hoof. Looking boredly at Discord.
"......you know it's cheating when you are just able to just do whatever, right?"

>>29483872
>"It's still something they fear Anon, are you sure you can handle this drink? I could just order you a glass of cider....or milk. Would you like milk?" Discord's words lacked any actual care, he was teasing you.
>You just smirked at him
"Milk, huh? nah, today Discord. You'll see what a man can do. That's right. I said man. Not boy, not kid, not pony. A human man. And us men can handle our drinks. And once I'm done, they'll have a real person to stick up on that wall"
>"Oh, this is going to be very interesting. Very interesting indeed" Discord twiddles his talons and paw digits about,
"Oh yes, very enlightening. pip pip peri! good show! a real ding daddler in showing Draconequus kind that they are second rate, oh ho hum hum" You mock him, snickering.
>".....I don't sound like that at all" Discord didn't look pleased at all with that mockery
"Yeah uh huh, ok....ahh! Hey, here we go!"
>Girtha came over and dropped off the drinks "One cider, one glass of laugharooni, and the owner wants you to sign this waver pinnin' all responsibility on you. Also a fee for the paper itself" She slides the waver towards Discord
>Discord materializes a quill and signs it with a sing songy "Done,done, and done" He passes a few more bits to her and the paper.
>You stare at your glass. The liquid was blue and bubbling. This is what they were afraid of? It wasn't even frothing. Pussies, the lot of them.
>The both of you smirk at eachother as Girtha walks off. Griffons sweating like pigs, all eyes on you.
>"To the annoyance of a certain bug" Discord states
"And to the happiness of a certain yellow pony, a toast!"
>You both hold up your drinks, clack them together, and drink.
>Hey, it didn't even taste that bad. it tasted sweet, like sugar driops. No blueberry flavor like one would expect. And no alcohol whatsoever. The fuck were they sperging about?

>>29483902
>You guzzle down the whole glass. The bar going dead silent as you slam it onto the table and wipe your muzzle.
"Ahhh, smooth. No problem here"
>"Amazing Anon, you drank that entire laugharooni without even wondering what it is." Discord looks around, all the griffons had their eyes on you. white from fear. Except for Girtha and the barkeep.
"Who cares? the fact is I did it..ahhh"
>You leaned backwards, resting your head on your forelegs in triumph
"tooooo easy"
>"Anon, you're not even the least bit curious?" Discord's grin...it was starting to creep you out.
"No....I am sorta wondering why everyone is still looking so freaked out though"
>You felt kind of awkward about it
"Weird..."
>Suddenly, you started to feel funny.
"...huh...I feel a little weird.."
>You started tapping at your neck, it was feeling tingly and itchy inside and out
"ugh...don't tell me I was allergic to that stuff. Discord, help me out will you?"
>"Oh I will" But Discord doesn't move, he just observes before slowly pulling up a mirror "....If it was an allergy"
>You started to feel your throat stiffen, you had trouble moving
>You had to pull yourself forward to look in the mirror...and what you saw..horrified you
>Your neck was covered in blue polkadots
"THE HELL IS THAT?!"
>"IT'S HAPPENING!"
>"IS HE GOING TO BLOW UP?! IS IT GONNA SPREAD?!"
>"WHAT IF HE SPITS FIRE?! WHAT IF WE ALL END UP FRIED GRIFFON?!"
"D-dis-o-o.....D...Dis-...W-...What wa....a...s...in..t-t...th....ngh"
>It was getting harder and harder to speak

O shit

>>29484101
>"Really? What else could cause those kinds of conditions. You were warned Anon, you were warned." Discord looks at a watch on his wrist and smirks "It's a good thing we have time for this or else I'd be panicking too. Funny how things like that work, right Anon?"
>Blue polka dots
>Blue drink
>.......no...way
"I D-D-...POI...P...JOK......."
>You nearly stiffened up completely at this point. falling off the chair. only barely able to move.
>discord leaned over the table, placing his head on his paw as he looked down at you "Having fun down there Anon?"
>You slowly rolled over to look at him, but everytime you opened your mouth there was silence. You couldn't speak.
>The griffons were ducking, then peaking as small whistling noises were now coming out of your mouth instead of expletives.
>Then finally, music started coming out of your mouth.
>Some of the tune of "Treasure Trove Cove" came out of your mouth before you clamped your mouth closed in surprise
>You tried opening your mouth again, only this time the theme of "Pirates of the Caribbean" was coming out.
>The next time was the first stage theme from DKC2
>The hell?! What was going on?
>Discord snickered as he looked down at you "Oh my Anon, you've become your own "Pirate" radio...how about that?"

>>29484165
I've been feeling slow all week...ugh..sorry

>>29484173
Sleep tight erf

>>29484173
Is anon gonna die?

>>29484448
Find it out in the next bat-time in the same bat-channel.

Would I be mistaken in assuming that our dear writters are sonic fags?

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>>29484173
Aww erf, keep warm and know we appreciate it all.

And entire glass of poison joke, what a fine end to another excellent dingy diner chapter.

>>29484173
Question.
I'm reading though the Flim Flam arc and what was the importance of Celestia cooking a big breakfast that nobody ate?

>>29484448
hopefully

>>29483902
>"Milk, huh? nah, today Discord. You'll see what a man can do. That's right. I said man. Not boy, not kid, not pony. A human man. And us men can handle our drinks. And once I'm done, they'll have a real person to stick up on that wall"
only youre not a man you retard

>>29485096
keeping her occupied

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>>29484165
>Griffon bar that sells a drink of Poison Joke
Jesus Erf this was genius and the fact that Anon has become a walking radio with pirate songs is the best
What a way to start a day, but with a laugh!

>>29484165
> anon is a radio
Heeyyyyyy its erf anon here coming at you with some more crazy chas jams todays shantae is: discord gave me scurvy and frog-oranges wont cure it. thanks for tuning in folks remember your here forever

>>29457126

>Cave of Harmony, unknown hour.
>The two powerful creatures, the princess of the sun, Princess Celestia and the all mighty Spirit of Chaos, Discord, were the only individuals in the Cave of Harmony. Both were staring at the motionless body of the colt, Anon, whom was turned to stone by the spell Celestia casted on Discord, only for Anon to block.
>The colt said his last words to his father, moments before being completely turned to stone, a shocking expression in place.
>The anger of a father, the despair and sorrow of a princess. Both were in the same place in the most tragic hour.
>”Turn. Him. Back!” Discord demanded at Celestia, whose words were quivering for the act she just witnessed.
>”I… I… s-someone has to…” But Celestia couldn’t finish her phrase; she was too much in pain, many thoughts going to her mind. While shaking her head and various tears going down her cheeks, Celestia breathed slowly and finished what she wanted to say. “Somepony… has to take the Essence of Cockatrice back… which means… someone would need to turn to stone in order to save Anon from… that curse… it’s the only way.”
>Even if it was a minion of Discord, he was a colt. They never got to talk to each other, she never got the opportunity to at least try to talk and let him know how dangerous Discord is. Maybe if she talked to him back there, this… this wouldn’t have happened.
>But regret started to increase in her side as she remembered all the bad things that elapsed in a single day. Not only she lost the trust of her sister and the first of many towns she managed to save against Discord but now, she accidently made the mistake of turning an innocent colt to stone.
>As for the God of Chaos himself…
>He stared at the statue of his son. His paw touching the stoned mane of the colt, patting it slightly while shaking his head.
>It was a heartbreaking moment…

>>29487244
kys

>>29487260
sme

>>29487244

>”Oh Anon…” He wiped a tear before smirking at his sole son. “You rascal! Haha! Impressive, trying to protect your good ol’ dad without thinking! Now that’s loyalty… finally.”
>…If it wasn’t for the fact that Discord didn’t indeed, care a single bit about the lost of his son.
>Discord snapped his talons and made a camera appear in mid air. Smiling, he came closer to the petrified Anon and he placed his long griffon arm around Anon’s shoulder. “Alright Anon! This one’s for the album, you better no blink!” Smiling to the camera, Discord took a photo with his magic, only for his pupils to fall on the ground. “Ahh, dang it… hate when it happens!” The draconequus complained before picking his own eyeballs.
>Princess Celestia was quivering, confused and still sobbing while looking at the creature of chaos doing his random work. She didn’t know what to think, maybe Discord lost it, she thought. She would if something like this happened to his son, if she ever had one of course.
>Discord swallowed the eyeballs, only to be replaced by a new pair one on his face. After adjusting his sight, he looked to Princess Celestia and with a grin he apologized to her.
>”Oh how rude of me. Sorry for not asking, Princess, do you want to be in the photo too?” He grabbed the camera with his claw. “We can take selfies! I believe that’s the name of it, Anon told me one time about them.” Discord made a duck face while looking at the camera and took one photo with the statue of Anon. “Although I don’t understand the thing about doing that face while taking a photo. Oh well, beats me.”
>Princess Celestia tried to approach Discord, she wanted a near view of Anon. Part of her thought now that Anon was okay… but as she got near, she instantly knew that Anon was one hundred percent of stone right now, unable to move and react.”Have you… lost your mind…?” She asked to him, confuse in her words.

>>29487440

>”Me? Lose my mind?” Discord scratched his head, only for his head to split in two and his brain to come out flying. “I don’t know what you are talking about, princess; I am a complete insane creature with a bizarre mind.” While holding the camera with his paw and claw, Discord took a photo to Celestia, startling her with the flash of the camera. The camera disappeared afterwards. “What’s the matter? Perhaps you are confused as why I don’t care that my son got turned to stone, hmm?”
>Celestia’s sadness was replaced by pure confusion. First Discord was angry at her, next thing that happens is that he wants to take photos and go like if anything didn’t happened.
>”You… don’t care that your son was turned to stone?” Celestia looked at Discord with a face full of worry. “…Why? For a moment I saw a father in you and I thought…. I thought that you changed for good…”
>Celestia remembered the time he meet the colt. That time the tiny colt said he wasn’t from this dimension, of course Celestia thought it was possible but part of her didn’t thought it was truth. It was out of the blue, a sudden message that the colt said and made his father really mad for some reason.
>But even that time, Celestia was worried about the colt being under the control of the Spirit of Chaos, for this and more… to happen to him.
>Discord chuckled slightly while hovering above Anon’s body.
>”Why would I care about somepony who isn’t me?” Discord placed his paw and claw on his face and with a regretful fake voice called out. “Oh… my only son is petrified! He will run the same fate as I did one thousand years ago! I need to swap bodies with him and be the one turned to stone! Ba-wa-haa!” He put off his paw and claw out of his face and looked at Celestia with a stoic face. ”So what? I can get another, or maybe I don’t need to. Besides, I only used him for my plans like I do with everypony else. Is part of my fun!”

>>29487448

>The confusion that Celestia had was quickly removed slowly and replaced by anger, anger towards Discord. Not just only the usual anger she always felt around the presence of the God of Chaos, this was something of a new level.
>But before she could speak, Discord had some words to say to her. Words… that would affect her in more than one way.
>”But I know you care about your little ponies… yes, Anon said he wasn’t from this dimension, but what if he wasn’t? What if I brainwashed him and told him lies? There are many ponies in this kingdom… and you know my powers bond to no limit. I can do the unexpected, my dear princess…”
>He evilly smirked to Celestia while caressing Anon’s petrified mane.
>”Oh but I wonder what your loyal subjects… the ones you have that are sane right now, would think of this.” Discord made appear with his magic a set of puppets that looked like ponies, with them a white alicorn representing Celestia. A green tiny puppet came closer to Celestia, only for the white puppet to hit the green one with her horn, the colors of the puppet changing from green to gray, representing the scenario that just happened.“The great princess of the sun, turning to stone an innocent colt without hesitating! That would surely say something to the ponies you have hiding around Equestria, because I know you do have some hiding.” Discord chuckled evilly as the puppets disappeared. “Oh I hope I have a blast like I did with this town, I know I will… but that is something not happening right now, so let’s get back to the topic.”
>Celestia indeed had more than one village in hideouts, safe from the chaos of Discord. But how long would they survive until their fate went down as the town of the Everfree Forest?
>But it was obvious that Discord wanted something there. Celestia had to ask more questions to him, but Discord would just still provoke the princess.

>>29487455

>Discord knocked on the forehead of Anon.”Part of me wants to crush the statue of my son, you know?” A sinister expression was on Discord’s face. ”Just to see your reaction. But that’s too on the edge for my liking. How about… a global message on the footage of this exact scenario? I got all in camera! Of course, with my magic of edition I can simply show you shooting Anon, without me in the scene.” Various Discords appeared in the cave in various cubicles, some were editing the recorded scene of Celestia throwing her magic spell at Discord, only that in this case Discord wasn’t in the scene and it was just Celestia and Anon.
>”Ah… the magic of Discord Vegas™ and ChaoShop® are a wonderful work…”
>All the Discords disappeared, only the original standing in front of Celestia.
>Discord pointed a finger at Celestia while standing proud. “You see Celestia, I knew that potion was petrifaction… that zebra told me after brainwashing her to praise me and serve me.” Discord stretched and yawned. “So right now you got two options, amend your mistake by taking in that “curse” you got in my chaotic son… oooor, simply live with the pain that everypony loyal to you will know what happened in this precise moment…”
>Celestia had to choose. Discord had an ace under his sleeve which she didn’t expect and now she needed to choose between having the regret of turning a colt, a pony of many she wants to protect and living with it, knowing that everypony else would know and remember… or back up the spell and turn herself to stone.
>Whatever she choose… Discord won.

>>29487464

>Without saying an answer yet, Discord added one more thing.
>”Oh and don’t forget! Anon will age if he continues being in stone, which means that if the curse wears off one of these days… weeks… years or well, centuries… the moment it wears off, the poor colt will be dust… probably.” Discord chuckled at the image of Anon growing old into an old stallion moments before being turned to dust. “Oh I can just see it! He would be sooooo confused! Only for him to be no more in this world and go to the afterlife! A century late! Wahaha!”
>Discord would just keep on taunting Celestia until she accepted her fate. It was obvious he wanted Celestia to choose the stone prison. But Celestia herself had some words of her own to give to Discord, even thought he wouldn’t care.
>”This isn’t fair…” Celestia gritted her teeth while staring at Discord. “I know you are a monster, but I’ve never seen something like this in my entire life! You really wouldn’t care for a creature of your own that you call a son!?”
>But Discord only took this as if it was just a game.
>“I’m not fair?” Discord smiled at Celestia while walking in circles around her. “Perhaps we haven’t met before? I’m Discord, Spirit of chaos and disharmony? Hellooo?” His head turned 180º while staring at Celestia, body in the contrary direction. “And I already told you that I don’t care and will never care for somepony else than me.”
>It was useless talking sense to him. Celestia had a responsibility and it was her mistake to fix.
>Still with doubts in her mind, Celestia looked down to the ground, evading eye contact with Discord.

>>29487474

>”Oh I know!” Discord said, interrupting Celestias’ thoughts. “Before you accept the deal, let me introduce you with a special somepony of my son.” Discord smirked and snapped his talons, a white filly with bicolor purple and pink combed mane appeared in front of Celestia. The filly, confused looked around while not knowing what happened and where she was.
>”W-Where I am?” She said with squeaky confuse in her voice.
>Celestia gasped. Regret filling quickly, she knew this filly from town. Of course, various towns didn’t have many foals, but she remembers every face from every single one of her subjects. She felt how innocent and naïve this filly in front of her was just by seeing her.
>And Discord just brought her to this cave so she could see the petrified colt; it was a cruel move from Discord’s part.
>The filly soon found Celestia in front of her. Even more confused, the filly spoke. ”Princess Celestia? Wh-Where are we right now? W-What’s going on? I was hiding moments ago and… I appeared here.”
>Discord was watching from afar in a blind spot of the cave, so Sweetie Belle couldn’t see him. This of course was on purpose so Celestia had the blame.
>Sweetie Belle saw the potion of Essence of Cockatrice on the ground of the cave. Not knowing about it, she turned around to take a better view of the cave she was in. Only to realize two things, one, she was in the Cave of Harmony and two, the petrified body of Anon.
>She instantly cried out her name and ran towards him.
>Sweetie Belle cried out various words at the motionless body of Anon, words… that would pierce Celestia’s heart.

>>29487484

>”Please! Anon! Say something to me! I didn’t mean this to happen! T-This is… this is all my fault!” She looked back to Celestia, both ponies crying. “P-Please! He’s innocent! It was my fault! Not his! I’ll take his place, but please, t-turn him b-a-aack!” The filly cried. “H-He’s a good colt… he… was…” She cried while she remained near Anon. “Anon… w-why…” Quivering and sniffing, Sweetie Belle touched her forehead with the stoned forehead of Anon and closed her eyes, not more words coming from her mouth but sobbing.
>Celestia didn’t think anymore, she charged her horn and it started glowing, repeating the same spell but this time, for reversing towards her. Discord won in his own way against her, by cheating.
>A voice was emitted on the cave for only Celestia to hear.
>”Ah… nice choice, princess.” Discord’s voice echoed in the cave. “I will miss you… we had a good run together. But well, maybe I won’t miss you since I’ll use your statue as probably decoration as you did with me. Karma sucks, don’t you think?”
>The laugh of Discord echoed in the cave as Celestia charged her spell, while all bad things were happening… Celestia thought about the possibilities. The low yet possible possibilities to overthrown Discord. If she couldn’t do anything and her sister was too under Discord’s power… then all fate depends on her niece that was secretly leading the rest of the towns.
>This made Celestia have an expression… of determination and hope.
>”That determinate look you are wearing… it tells me you have a backup plan.” The voice echoed with curiosity in the cave. “Ah, it must be that third alicorn princess I forgot her name about. But worry not! For I shall find her one of these days and probably make her wear a clown outfit each day of the rest of her life!”

>>29487487

>Celestia wanted to concentrate in nothing more but the spell. Discord wanted to piss her off more and more. It was just seconds until the spell was done and… with it, the colt’s freedom.
>”You win, Discord… but one day I know your rule will be no more. Sooner or later… you will go down by any means…”
>”Worry not, princess. I know one day I’ll grow bored, especially if your sister gets all sad about your existence being stoned. One day… I won’t be a king anymore.” There was a moment of silence in the cave as Celestia charged her horn. “This is where the kid gets in. I’ll teach him every single lesson in chaos there is to know… and one day, he eventually will become king. He’ll succeed by defeating me in the most of glorious goof-off of all times! Not a single and normal goof-off, a world open goof off! I’m not talking just global, but dimensional goof-off!”
>Discord’s laugh intensified in the cave, his voice echoing in every direction.
>”And when I lose to him… I’ll give him every power I have left and he will continue my reign of chaos. When I disappear from existence he will continue! My legacy, my powers, everything! What a better way to go out but having your son be the one to do so? HAHAHA! And the best part? You, princess, sealed his fate today…”
>Anger. Wrath. Fury. Celestia was getting too distracted by the evil plans Discord had in the future for the colt. And it was too late to stop the spell. Only the heavens will tell what happen in the future to that colt.
>”Oh right, let me move that filly from your aim! We don’t want two statues, do we? We could… but then we would need another statue and they three could look like a family. I bet all my gold that those statues would look amazing in a peaceful place… such as a small cottage. Well, moving on.”

>>29487490

>A snap echoed the cave, Sweetie Belle moved abruptly to the right, away from Anon.
>”A-Anon? Anon! No!” Sweetie Belle struggled, wanting to go back near the petrified body of Anon, but it was to no avail as the chaotic magic of Discord was around her.
>The spell fired, this time without a pause from the previous time spell of Anon.
>In less than a second, the spell was done. Celestia got quickly turned to stone instead of having to wait as Anon did. The expression she last wore was one of anger with her eyes closed, concentrated in the spell.
>Discord appeared in the cave and started to applaud.
>”Ah… going out with a face full of anger is better than one of sadness or surprise, especially the last one… although my petrifaction was the best one I have to say.” Discord stared at where Anon was, his prison of stone was starting to break as his hooves started to look less of stone each second now. “And to think it only took a colt and a spirit of chaos to turn a princess of the sun to stone…”
>Discord heard a tiny complain and a cough behind him and turned to see Sweetie Belle staring at him with a deadpan expression. “What about me? You may have used your dirty but amusing tricks, but I got the disguise in my part.”

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>>29487505

>”Oh yes, yes. I told you I was going to give you a statue on your name, didn’t I?” Discord walked near Sweetie Belle and booped her nuzzle. “You still have a war to win now… also; you look adorable as a filly I have to say.”
>While being booped, Sweetie Belle opened her mouth to bite Discord’s paw. It instantly hurt Discord.
>”Auch!”
>She stopped biting on his claw and spat to her side.
>”Don’t. do that…” The filly complained. “Can’t I change now or what? I’m starting to grow annoyed of this shape…”
>Discord shook his head while walking back to where Anon was. “Not yet! I want to see the reaction of Anon when you told her you know what.” He watched as the stoned body of Anon slowly turned back to normal. “Aaaaaany minute now!”
>”Right…”

And with this the chapter twelve begins.
Feedback pls, I need my food

>>29487514
No offence, but this story has become too edgy for my tastes

>>29483024
>>29482313
>>29482049
The only Chryssi who doesn't suffer is the one from Fluffypuff

>>29487716
Worry not, the story shall become more soft later on chapter 13.

>>29484173
Rest well comrade

And I also guess its my turn

>Drifting out of the darkness of your dreams, you start to slowly regain your consciousness. With eyes still closed, you stretch your muscles from your laying position, and attempt to reposition yourself comfortably.
>In in the middle of trying to shift your weight about to a comfortable position, you hear a rustling, somewhere behind you. Your eyes instinctively open and you jump to your feet and turn your body, ready to face whoever threatened you, heart beating as fast as always. When your eyes open fully, and you see your surroundings, you receive a sudden mix of emotions from what you see. You were still in the empty field that you remember falling asleep in, except it was now dark out. The air was completely still, the silence of night only being disrupted by the gentle chirping of crickets.
>Falling back to the soft grass and patting yourself down, you let out a shuddering sigh, and attempt to calm down. You were certainly relieved that there was nobody that was going to attack you, but even more so that this whole thing, your second chance, wasn’t some kind of cruel dream. The realization of what you have been given, it all hit you at once.
>Your eyes water up slightly. It's not that you weren't taking all of this seriously before, but now that you've woken up to see that it was all still here, it just made you that much more grateful.
>Before you could even consider what this truly meant for you, the rustling that made you panic before returns, making you swivel your head around frantically in search of its source. Of course, it didn’t take you very long, since it could only be coming from one place. That, and the fact that a leaf had fallen on your nose. Looking up, you see……
>Um…
>Was she always there?

>>29488134
>Laying perfectly across a branch, looking out onto the horizon from her perch, was just the grey pony you were looking for. You might have noticed her sooner, if not for the fact that her dark fur and green tail let her blend in fairly well with the shadows and leaves of the tree. There was also the fact that you just had an emotional epiphany, but that could wait. You don’t need to look weak in front of anyone, so you wipe your eyes dry and speak up.
“Uhm...KK?”
>KK twists her head to look at you. At first, she seemed to have been surprised, but when she saw that it was you who spoke, she regained that awfully calming smile that she always seemed to carry around. And thank god you got some energy before. If you hadn’t, you wouldn’t be able to see jack shit at this time of night.
>”Oh! Ano. How long have you been there?” She tilts her head curiously.
>Um… What?
“Wait, how long have YOU been here?”
>You thought that she came at some point when you were sleeping.
>”Hm, lemme think.”
>She looks up into the leaves for a moment, before returning her calm gaze back to you.
>”I think since around noon. Why?”
>You...You were astonished that someone so clever, could pay so little attention.
“Why? Because I showed up at sunset, waiting for you. How didn’t you notice me?”
>”Oh.” She has herself a small giggle. “Silly me. I guess I just was just caught up in admiring the sky.”
>.........
>You didn’t know what to say. She must just be fucking around with you for fun or something. There's no fucking possible way that she's been laying there for hours, just looking at the sky.
>KK elegantly jumps down from her resting area, not even making a sound as she lands.
>”It’s funny how two beings can be so close together in body, but so far apart in mind, isn’t it?”
…...
>Alright, that's fine. Just let her skip over the fact that she's insane.
”Yeah...um…...sure. Look, why am I here? I thought I was getting a room.”

>>29488140
>She has herself another gentle giggle, before she lays on the grass, facing out towards the moon that you hadn’t noticed before, now nearing the horizon it seemed.
>”You'll get your room, don't you worry. I just brought you here to have a nice, little chat before Discord sends you out to start your new life.”
>As she says this, you spot something about her that you hadn't noticed before, a mark on her...flank...you think that's the right word. The mark was the exact same as the symbol on the letter, and also seemed to be part of her coat. Almost like a black tattoo. You had the urge to ask about it, but you got the feeling that she probably wouldn't even answer the question, so you let her continue.
>KK pats the ground next to her, as a sign to join her on the ground. You hesitantly do so, making sure to put a fair distance between the two of you when you settle.
>”So would you like to ask any questions before I ask mine? I suspect that Discord has probably left you out on some things that you’d like to know, so if you have any, ask now.”
>Huh. That was actually very convenient for you.
“Yeah, I actually do have a few. First of all, what is that?”
>You point your hoof to the mark on her flank. She takes a look at what you're pointing at and nods in understanding.
>”Well, that is what we call a cutiemark in this world. You get one when you find out what your special talent is.”
>You were slightly confused. That was a pretty broad description.
“Wait, what do you mean by ‘special talent’?”
>KK seems to give the question some thought for a second, before replying.
>”Basically what you’re meant to do with your life.”
“Soooo, your destiny or something like that?”

>>29488149
>KK vigorously nods her head and smiles a little more brightly.
>”Yes, exactly! Once a pony has figured out what their destiny is, they get their cutiemark.”
>You guess you could accept that as an answer, though you were still very slightly confused on how someone could know their destiny. Regardless, you put your petty qualms aside and continue your line of questioning.
“Alright, I guess I understand. But how does it actually get there? Is it like a tatoo or what?”
>”Well, if you mean that somepony puts it there, then no. It actually just shows up when a pony has figured out their special talent, usually with a bright flash of white.”
>You were about to flip out about how that's not possible and some other random bulshit like that, but whatever you were going to say was cut off by KK twisting her head quickly, hitting you in the back of your head with her long hair. It didn't really hurt, but it was enough to get your attention.
>”Do you remember what I said about magic and not thinking about it too much?”
>You did, so you nod.
>KK responds with her own nod before giving a simple “Good” and returning her attention to the horizon. Nothing else really needed to be said there. She was pretty clear, it was just that it bothered you that everything that you knew one moment was being defied right in front of your eyes. But once again, before you can continue with your frazzled train of thought, KK speaks.
>”So Ano, I’ve been very curious about you since I saw you in that other world. Abandoned, hated, ect. But you’ve somehow managed to keep your head on straight throughout all of it. So tell me, what is it that has kept you going for so long? And don’t try telling me that is was nothing, because I know that if anyone else was put into your place, they wouldn't last a day.”
>Besides being slightly upset with not being able to THINK without being interrupted, you guess you could…

>>29488157
>...actually. Screw answering her questions. You were brought to this crazy ass world, you ask questions, only three of which were actually answered, and now SHE wants to ask YOU questions? No, you want answers.
“Hold on a minute. I still have questions. How about you answer a few of mine then I answer yours?”
>KK taps her chin in a thoughtful way, then gives you her answer.
>”No.”
>...
>Well, to be honest you didn’t really expect that answer.
“What? Why not?”
>”Because,” She says flipping her hair slightly to the side “I want my question answered first. After that, I'll answer yours.”
>Y'know, at any other time, you would just go with her to get your answer, but it wasn't about the answer anymore...
“Uhm how about you just answer mine first, like you said you would?”
>You could tell, she just wanted things her way, and you were NOT going to let her have it.
>”Because I think my question is just a little more important than whatever yours could be.” She says booping your nose from where she layed.
>Just as you suspected. You've put up with quite a bit since you arrived approximately a few hours ago, but this petty squabble is where you draw the line. You would win here.
>You sit up and face her, putting on a serious face and crossing your arms...or legs...whatever they were now.
“Well, I won’t answer any of your questions until you answer mine.”
>You half expected her to retaliate in some way, whether it be verbally or physically. But to your surprise, she just giggles lightly at you.
>”Aww, you're adorable when you get all stubborn. And just when I thought Discord couldn't have made you any cuter.”
>KK tweaks her calm smile to a cocky ass smirk at the end of her sentence. It wasn't anything major, but it was just enough to send you over the edge.

>>29488160
>It wasn't just the smile, it was the fact the she KNEW what she was doing. She was purposefully making fun of you! You'd like to smash that little face of hers in. In fact, it's about time you show her that you aren't a little pushover.
>You quickly stand, now filled with anger, rear up onto your hind legs, which was less than comfortable with your new body, but completely possible, and throw out the hardest punch you could straight at her nose.
>You swear to god or whatever other fucking supernatural deity that exists in this world, that you had her. Your hoof was close enough to her face that she should have had no way to dodge it. But somehow, with immaculate speed, she moved her head slightly to the left at the very last second. So fast, in fact, that at first you thought that your hoof had just phased through her.
>Before you could actually process any of this, however, KK continues the motion of her head, by swinging full circle around your hoof, whacking you in the with her hair and stunning you briefly. You fall back to all fours, shake your head, then quickly shift your attention back to the matter at hand. When you look back to KK and ready yourself, she blows a small amount of air towards you.
>What you felt, though, was not a small amount of air. The air was moving so fast that you could actually see it, resulting in it hitting you more like a punch than a small stream of air. Well, punch is quite the understatement actually, since it not only knocked you down the hill, but threw you straight off of the damn thing. You only touched the ground at the very base of the hill, the impact knocking all of the air out of your lungs as you landed flat on your back.
>You try your best to catch your breath back as KK slowly walks into your vision, over top of you.
>”That was a good punch. A little faster and I might not have dodged it. Besides that, I think you've answered my question with that little outburst, so I guess I win.”

>>29488170
>She followed up with that cheeky ass grin, which only fueled your anger further.
>You throw a weak punch up at her, but let it fall half way through, lacking the power to even reach her face.
>She just giggles and looks to what you assume was the horizon. You couldn’t really tell from your position on the ground, but you didn’t really care either, still trying to stabilize your breath.
>KK looks back down at you with a more genuine smile than before.
>”Well, it seems that the sun is rising, which means that our time together must come to an end. But before we part ways, I should tell you that I know the whole thing behind your name, and even if it doesn’t bring the best of memories back to you, you should consider putting that “n” back in its place. Anon sounds way better than Ano.”
>Just then, a bell rings somewhere far in the distance, barely audible in the still air.
>”Well, that's my cue.” She says as she turns and starts walking away from you and the hill. “I do hope that we can do this again, you're quite fun to tease. Also, you should work on your combat. You show potential.”
>You don't even bother turning your head to see her, but you hear her stop walking.
>”Until we meet again……Ano.”
>Then she goes silent.
>You lay there, waiting to see if she would say anything else, but when you turned your head to finally look at her, your only met with the barren expanse of grass.
>Hmm
>You turn your head back to the still dark sky, now only in the presence of your thoughts.

Well, it was a bit slow, but now I finally get to pick this story up a bit!

On a side note, I feel really accomplished when I get past a captcha without even reading what it wants

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>>29488140
>not immediately requesting sex with KK upon the first glimpse of her literal god-like ass

>>29488188
https://discord.gg/3Ft3R

Woudn't Fluttershy still cause Discord to change even if he somehow took over Equestria before S3? After all he was childish and misunderstood rather than evil.

>>29488291
Point is, Fluttershy got requested by Celestia to reform Discord.

>>29488291
I agree with this, destiny is a theme that is prevelant in the series. And I feel as FS was destined to reform Discord

>>29487852
Being bugpone is suffering

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For anyone thinking I'm going too edge/dark, read spoiler:
Is not a one thousand year petrification, Essence of Cockatrice effects are temporally but extended by Zecora's potion. Discord knows about the potion and is just fucking with Celestia, why have a stoned princess? That would be no fun for him. Who would he piss off every morning? Statues don't talk back.
And about destiny like Elo said? Hmm that will come in the next update.

>>29488188
So, is KK hot?

>>29489425
Yes

Erf?

>>29490108
He has become the Eggman

What? No complain about the grammar? That's new

>>29484165
>You tried to get angry, you tried yelling at him.
>But all you could do was release shanty songs like "A pirate's life for me" and "Professional Pirate"
>You also could barely move. Goddammit! why the fuck do they even serve that shit here?!
>Discord chuckles as he picks up up and holds you close as he brings you to the bar. The griffons just looking on with awe and fear. A colt, drinking a glass of Laugharooni? It stunned them.
>Discord gently puts you on the bar table. And opens your mouth as "99 bottles of beer on the wall plays" He then taps your nose, a small magic flowing through your face. Keeping it still. And then..Discord noticed something. "Hmmm...your resistance is getting just a wee bit stronger. Ahh well, not strong enough."
>Discord of course was talking about your chaos resistance. Was it stronger? Even if it was, there had to be a limit.
>Discord made a glass of odd water appear and poured it down your throat. "There we are, you should be good relatively soon"
>Discord then turns to the patrons of the bar as he appears in a conductor's outfit. With his baton, he taps it on a table lightly. "Alright boys, it's time to celebrate this brave colt's actions! I know you all can get pretty jovial, so let's all sing along...and have some fun. Shall we? I know you know the words to this one. And this place always did lack a little fun in of the musical sort. Soooo, altogether now" He raises his arms "One...two...three!"
>The griffons all realized what he was talking about. And, to your surprise. All glared at eachother, got back to their seats, and started to...sing.

>>29490447
>"99 bottles of chum on the wall, 99 bottles of chum, you take one down, pass it around! 98 bottles of chum on the wall!"
>"98 bottles of chum on the wall, 99 bottles of chum, you take one down, pass it around! 97 bottles of chum on the wall!"
>Your eyes went wide...no way these fuckers can...NO WAY! NOOOO!
>And they did...they went through every painstaking lyric of the song. It took nearly forty minutes to get through it all.
>Your eye was twitching, you thought you were going insane. This stupid song, these dumbass griffons, FUCKING....
"DISCCCCOOORDDDDD!"
>You finally manage to let out as the cure does it's job and his hold on you ends at the last part of the song.
>Being still and stiff for so long. You lose your footing and fall off the bar lane. But, instead of hitting your head on the ground. You are instead caught by the gaggle of griffons.
>"Hurrah for the hero colt! the only other insane maniac to drink a laugharooni and not blow up or something!"
>They held you up, bouncing you up and down in celebration
>"Hurrah! He really is the hero colt!"
>"Yeah! let's hear it for this loony! Hurrah for Discord and Anon!"
>"The bravest drinker of the bar! Anon! yeaah!"
>Woah..this actually felt kind of nice. Sure, you had to endure a stupid painful song. But now? You were well respected among the griffon race in an instant.
>You were smiling...haha!
"Aww yeah! Thanks guys! Really, it wasn't nothing. You guys are the greatest. Y'know, maybe next time. you all could buy me some dinner huh?"
>"......"
>They all immediately look at eachother with dismay as you were flung in mid air and then disperse. muttering to themselves as you fall down onto your head and land on your backside. Looking straight up with a groan.
>Greedy bastards...

>>29488313
I think after some time, Fluttershy would realise that Discord isn't that evil. I mean there's literally no difference between him in S2 finale and him in S3 reformation episode except that he doesn't go nuclear right off the bat.


And i can understand why in S5 finale he became a permanent dick in the Discord timeline. Fluttershy was never friends with mane6 and she never moved to Ponyville, which mean that Discord only had "Princessess" to reform him, which obviously led to him being a tyrant forever as they have no patience with their old enemy and can't understand him like Fluttershy can when she's dealing with different creatures in Equestria. He would have been the "DragonShy" Dragon that she would at one point try to confront and reason with.

>>29490465
>Discord hovered over to you and looked down at you "Have fun?"
".....egh, not anymore...can we go now? I got stuff to do."
>"Indeed you do, I'm going to get ready for that party now. hrnn..Fluttershy is the last to know, correct?"
>You nod, still internally aggravated. But..who could you be pissed at? Discord...or yourself for just drinking that shit in the first place.
>..egh, never mind. you'd let it slide...griffons were still greedy bastards though.
>"Then I suppose I'll keep her busy so she doesn't go out and accidentally find out what we have planned. I'll trust that the townsponies know to keep their mouths shut. So, anyplace I could drop you off?"
>You started to lighten up as Discord seemed to genuinely care to help you. He was,after all, just having another laugh.
"The clubhouse, there's something I gotta see before I go get Chrysalis"
>"Gotcha, Well then. Good luck Anon, I expect a good show by the end of all this" Discord snaps his talons.
>You instantly teleport from the bar, to the front of the clubhouse.
>A few inches above...
>...upside down...
>You sigh as gravity finally grabs hold of you and slams you on your head once again.
"....Discord......"
>He could never..EVER..do anything normal. could he?..well, normal by pony standards.
>You rub your head and sigh. letting it go..and knock on the door.
"Hello? anypony there?"
>"Gimme ah minute Anon, workin' on mah next move." You hear Applebloom call out.
>Wut?
>You try opening the door, and it seems it was left open.
>You slowly open it to see....Applebloom facing off against Scrappy..in chess.
>Oh god...it was true.
>...and that chess board. Holy shit.