Equestrian Dungeon: Urn Edition

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Follow-up post from last night:

The Flaming Fowl launched a fire-ball at Kars! A very foul stench entered her nose. (9 dmg)

>>29439904
>Jack Frost attacked the Flaming Fowl with the Frostfang, again! The enemy is starting to shiver... (8 dmg)

>>29441447
>Useless continues to work... (2/4)

>>29439821
>Kars cast Vertical Chain on the Flaming Fowl! The enemy's blood starts to cover the floor. (14 dmg total)

>>29446037
Slash at the bird.

>>29446037
Run up to it and slash at it's left wing with Silver Chariot

>>29446037
Slap the Flaming Owl with the Red Giant!

>>29446037
Werk

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The Flaming Fowl launched flames at Jack Frost! Three of the five flames scorched him! (9 dmg total)
Warning! Jack Frost is low on HP!

>>29446059
>Jack Frost attacked the Flaming Fowl with the Frostfang once more! It used its wing to try and deflect some of the damage, but it didn't work very well. (7 dmg)

>>29446220
>Useless continues to work... (3/4)

>>29446072
>Kars attacked the Flaming Fowl with the Silver Chariot! A positive factor results... For her. (6 dmg)

>>29446208
>Andrew joined the battle, and threw the Red Giant on top of the Flaming Fowl! It's starting to show signs of obvious wear... (5 dmg)

>>29446266
Start fixing up the Red Giant with something metallic from our inventory.

>>29446266
Cast shield alpah on myself.

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>>29446266
Walk into an empty room.
"Check it."

>>29446266
Keep slicing and dicing!

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The Flaming Fowl swooped down and physically attacked Jack Frost! It didn't really matter. (1 dmg)

>>29446317
>Jack Frost cast Shield α on himself!
A 3-hit physical shield enveloped Jack Frost's body!

>>29446486
>Kars attacked the Flaming Fowl with the Silver Chariot, again! She got a really nice jab in! (8 dmg)

>>29446405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlUjryOP3LE
>The 2.5th Manhorse makes an entrance.
The 2.5th Manhorse solved an out-of-game puzzle!
Four orange crates spawned in front of him.

>>29446315
>Andrew takes a break from battling to try and tinker with the Red Giant. He has no idea what to do. (1/?)

>>29446554
Slash at birb.

>>29446554
Attack the Flaming Fowl with horizontal chain!
/bio

>>29446554
Shoot the Flaming Owl

>>29446554
"Oh fuck, I've become a pay-to-win YouTube sensation making money off of Black Ops 7 case openings."
Open the first crate.

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The Flaming Fowl launched a fireball at Kars! That smell is back... (10 dmg)
Warning! Kars is low on HP!

>>29446580
>Jack Frost attacked the Flaming Fowl with the Frostfang! It's getting messier in this room... (9 dmg)

>>29446615
/bio
>Kars cast Horizontal Chain on the Flaming Fowl! It's a bloody pulp, but it's still breathing. (13 dmg total)

>>29446682
>The 2.5th Manhorse opened the first orange crate. Inside, he found... A candy wrapper.

>>29446675
>Andrew fired the Red Giant at the Flaming Fowl! The enemy was shocked to death! (7 dmg)

You won!
Jack Frost and Kars gained 63 EXP.
Andrew gained 25 EXP.

>>29446843
Open the next crate.

>>29446843
Go back outside and go to the darkness ahead.
/exp

>>29446843
Just uh, follow Jack. Boop him in exchange for healing spells.

>>29446843
Charge up my CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE, CHAAAARHING IN MMY CHARGE! CHARGEE ME UP! I CAAN'T CHARGE UP! CHAAAAARGE ME FROM WHAT I'VE BECOME!


Just start charging the Red Giant.

>>29446864
>The 2.5th Manhorse opened the second crate. Inside, he found... An Oxygen Tank!
Child's Doll removed from Inventory.
Oxygen Tank added to Giant Suitcase.

>>29446872
>Jack Frost entered the darkness ahead of where he was. Here, he found a destroyed concrete pillar to his left, and darkness to his right. There is also darkness to his left, and a wall right in front of him.
/exp
You are currently level 30. You need 605 EXP to reach the next level.

>>29446900
>Kars is following Jack Frost.

>>29446905
>Andrew is charging the Red Giant... (1/3, charge 2)

>>29447006
CHARRRRRRRRGE the Red Giant

>>29447006
To the left!

>>29447014
>Andrew continues to charge the Red Giant... (2/3, charge 2)

>>29447053
>Jack Frost turns to the left. Here, he finds darkness and another smashed concrete cylinder ahead. He feels as if he's been through this corridor once before...

>>29447209
CHARRRRRRRGE the Red Giant

>>29447209
Sprinkle Glom with heal beta.

>>29447209
Take the Full Medium Sack, Giant Sack #1, and Giant Sack #2. Begin to put all of them together, and use a knife to cut some of the netting and tie knots together. Now, you may realize that this leave the bags to technically be a bag with three different sides, but instead, go in through the top and cut the dividers inside of the sacks, using it to make the entire radius even bigger.
At this point, there's no real adjective to describe how truly big this sack is, so instead, let's just name it Santa's Bag.

>>29447221
>Andrew continues to charge the Red Giant... (3/3, charge 2)

>>29447250
>Jack Frost cast Heal β on Kars!
Kars recovered 20 HP!

>>29447260
>The 2.5th Manhorse is working on Inventory expansion... (1/10)

>>29447326
Work.

>>29447326
Go through the darkness.

>>29447326
Go right.

>>29447326
CHARRRRRRRRRGE you know what I want to charge. Charge the Red Giant.

>>29447338
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues working... (2/10)

>>29447349
>Jack Frost travels through the darkness. Here, he finds a dead end straight ahead, and a passage to his left. A wall is to his right.

>>29447384
>Krono turns to the right. Inside, he finds a room with two destroyed Security Cameras, and an opened wooden crate. Seems like someone's already been to this room...

>>29447398
>Andrew is charging the Red Giant... (1/3, charge 3)

>>29447440
Work

>>29447440
Follow Jack.

>>29447440
Work.

>>29447440
CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE the Red Giant Revel in this forced meme.

Boop

>>29447451
>Useless finishes another batch of ashes. (4/4)
Ashes created: 5

>>29447486
>Krono is following Jack Frost.

>>29447516
>The 2.5th Manhorse keeps working... (3/10)

>>29447775
>Andrew is charging the Red Giant... (2/3, charge 3)

>>29448420
Work on the inventory expansion project with Manehors

>>29448420
Roll on over to Manhorse and assist him.

>>29448438
>Useless is helping The 2.5th Manhorse... (3.5/10)

>>29448475
>Kars is helping The 2.5th Manhorse... (4/10)

>>29448651
wurk

>>29448651
Left

>>29448684
>Useless continues helping The 2.5th Manhorse... (4.5/10)

>>29448801
>Jack Frost turned left. Here, he found a wooden door to his left, and a bookshelf area to his right. Darkness lies ahead. Krono was just in this area.

>>29448950
Go ahead.
Realize that life is trash.

>>29448950
Wirk

>>29448958
>Jack Frost can go in any direction from here. (Left, right, straight)

>>29449007
>Useless continues helping The 2.5th Manhorse... (5/10)

>>29449113
Work.

>>29449113
Straight.

>>29449113
Wokr

>>29449121
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues working... (6/10)

>>29449134
>Jack Frost walks straight ahead. Here, he finds a wooden door to his right, and more darkness ahead.

>>29449151
>Useless continues working... (6.5/10)

>>29449173
Try ripping off the wooden door via levitation beta.

>>29449173
WORK

>>29449173
Work

>>29449173
Keep helping

>>29449184
>Jack Frost ripped the wooden door off its hinges using the power of Levitation β. Inside, he finds an idle Crudely Armored Vehicle.

>>29449211
>The 2.5th Manhorse keeps working... (7.5/10)

>>29449235
>Useless keeps working... (8/10)

>>29449244
>Kars keeps helping... (8.5/10)

>>29449261
Cast levitation alpha on the wooden door and chuck it at the CAV.
"Here comes the meat train!"

>>29449261
Finish.

>>29449261
Work
/Bio

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>>29449275
>Jack Frost cast Levitation α on the wooden door, and threw it at the CAV! The enemy was moved a short distance by the force of Jack's projectile. (8 dmg)

>>29449342
/bio coming in the next post.
>Useless continues working... (9/10)

>>29449305
>The 2.5th Manhorse finishes Santa's Bag. (10/10)

Jack Frost suddenly attacked a CAV!

>>29449416
Slash at the CAV.

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>>29449416
>>29449342
/bio

>>29449416
and for my favorite passtime
Sleep

>>29449416
God dammit a fight. Roll right over to the CAV, as in bump into it, and revolutionary chain it's wheels.

>>29449416
Open up the next crate.

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>>29449427
>Jack Frost attacked the CAV with the Frostfang! The enemy takes crippling damage! {CRITICAL!} (16 dmg)

>>29449442
>Useless decides to go to sleep.

>>29449482
>Kars "Accidentally" bumped into the CAV, then cast Revolutionary Chain on the new enemy! She has incredible power against the most foreboding of foes! (14 dmg total)

The CAV rammed into Kars! She took the damage rather well for it to be from an armored vehicle. (6 dmg)

>>29449509
>The 2.5th Manhorse opened the third orange crate. Inside, he found... A Sword!
Sword added to Santa's Bag.

>>29449662
Open up the final crate.
/stats Sword

>>29449662
Smash the clackers into the CAV.

>>29449689
>Jack Frost attacked the CAV with Jack's Clackers! The enemy doesn't know what to do with itself! (14 dmg total)

The CAV edged closer!

>>29449687
>The 2.5th Manhorse opened the fourth orange crate. Inside, he found... Some Honey!
Honey added to Santa's Bag.

No change in image.

>>29449662
Sleep

>>29449813
Keep smashing the clackers against the enemy.

>>29449813
>>29449851

>>29449813
Vertical chain it's dome!

>>29449813
Right, looks like I can finally rest.
/stats Sword

>>29449881
>Jack Frost tossed the Clackers at the enemy once more, almost destroying the enemy! (7 dmg total)

>>29449851
>Useless continues to sleep... (+1 HP)

>>29450008
>Kars cast Vertical Chain on the CAV's dome! The enemy was trashed to the second power!
(14 dmg total)

The CAV was totally scrapped!

>>29450032
Sword - ATK +8
The valiant forces of ye olde knights grant you this blade.
Weakness to electricity.

You won!
Jack Frost and Kars gained 32 EXP.
We'll pick up right here tomorrow morning / afternoon!

>>29450050
Walk back and check out the darkness.

d

Kewl

Karl

>>29450050
Sleep

Bump
>>29451555

Goog

>>29450088
>Jack Frost investigated the darkness outside this room, now to his right. Here, he found a wooden door to his left, a wooden door to his right, and more darkness ahead. He feels as if he's been in this passage before...

>>29451555
>Useless continues to sleep... (+1 HP)
A wooden crate appeared behind Useless' location.

>>29452722
Wooden door.

>>29452722
Cuddle with the newly spawned crate while sleeping

89

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aaaa post

>>29452730
>>29452722
Oh, the right one.

>>29452730
>>29454836
>Jack Frost opened the wooden door to his right. Inside, he found an empty crate.

>>29452916
>Useless continues to sleep... (+1 HP)

>>29455243
Sleep

>>29455243
...Check out the left wooden door.

>>29455257
>Useless continues to sleep... (+1 HP)

>>29455282
>Jack Frost opens the wooden door to the left. Inside, he finds a wrecked CAV to the left, a wall to the right, and a smashed crystal revealing a passage right in front of him.

>>29455503
Sleep

>>29455503
Go back and head into the darkness.

>>29455519
>Useless continues to sleep... (+1 HP)

>>29455604
>Jack Frost advanced through the darkness in the previous room. Here, he found darkness to his left, and darkness to his right. A wall lies directly in front of him.

>>29455775
Sleep

>>29455775
Hm. Right.

>>29455806
>Useless continues to sleep... (+1 HP)

>>29455847
>Jack Frost turned to the right. Here, he found a wooden door to hs right, and darkness ahead. A wall lies to his left.

>>29455973
Teleport to that place with a shit ton of crystals and see if anything is there.

>>29455973
wake up and find Jack

>>29455998
>Jack Frost finds a passage to the left and a passage to the right in the area that Useless destroyed the crystal in.

>>29456097
>Useless woke up to find Jack Frost. Yes.

>>29456209
LEFT IT IS

>>29456209
follow Jack

>>29456265
Suddenly remember I forgot something
"Aaaaaaaa"
run back to where I was sleeping and open the crate

>>29456225
>Jack Frost turned to the left. Here, he found a lone wooden crate, unguarded and everything. Neat!

>>29456265
>>29456277
>Useless returned to his sleeping place, and opened the wooden crate he had spawned. Inside, he found... A Dog Toy!
Dog Toy added to Santa's Bag.

>>29456209
Okay, first of all, detach the Fire Generator from the Laser Generator; they were never really connected to begin with, just stacked, so, yeah. Then, take the Oxygen Tank, Knife, Super Shotgun, Inhaler, and Thimble. Use the casing from the Fire Generator and the Super Shotgun to create a thick cover to the weapon itself, with a big space in the center to give us a large remainder of iron.
Next, use the Knife and Thimble to heat up/bend into a nice nozzle, with the Thimble itself being a thin, electric-immune tip for extra flame spray. I mean, this shit is like a death ray at this point. Connect it to the end of the casing, making it extremely long at this point.
In the gap we made before, insert the Oxygen Tank as a sort of giant core for this entire thing. The remainder of iron, as well as the Fire Generator itself, will connect to the tank and direct the end all the way to the nozzle. This creates a heavily charged, near-infinitely fueled flamethrower with extreme capability to melt shit like a 1000 degree knife.
This one is going to be named the Least Unknown Napalm Arson Tower-Impressive Cremation (LUNATIC).
>>29456465

>>29456465
Kick it open.

>>29456465
Make my way back to Jack
"Aaaaaaaaaa"

>>29456479
>The 2.5th Manhorse starts working on some other anomaly... (1/34)

>>29456493
>Jack Frost opened the crate. Inside, he found... A Solid Starfish!
Solid Starfish added to Santa's Bag.

>>29456558
>Useless is following Jack Frost.

>>29456627
/stats Solid Starfish

>>29456627
Look around
"Aaaaaaaaaa"

>>29456649
Solid Starfish - Weapon/Assist
This starfish is rock solid. Use it however you wish.
*Guarantees a critical hit on the recipient of this weapon, then breaks.*

>>29456666
>Useless looks around. He eyes the boss door to his right, protected by some sort of purple, electrified shield.
A wooden crate appeared next to Useless.

>>29456666
Looking around to the maximum extent there, Satan?
>>29456878
Go to Jack and Useless and look for where the Electric Shield is coming from.

>>29456878
Welp, check out the right path.

>>29456878
>Those sixes
Open the conspicuously evil looking crate

>>29456878
Work.

>>29456894
>Krono flew into the room, and investigated the shield around the boss door. He can see a pony inside, and he's seen this pony pretty recently...

>>29456909
>Jack Frost sees this: >>29456878 (@ Useless)

>>29456915
>Useless opened the crate. Inside, he found a Quesadilla, but the Inventory is full.

>>29456945
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues working... (2/34)

>>29457030
Smash myself against the shield.

>>29457030
Split quesadilla in half
Eat half
offer other half to Krono

>>29457030
Try to remember who the pone inside is and eat the other half of the Quesadilla.
>>29457056
"Thanks."

>>29457042
>Jack Frost smashed himself against an electrified shield! He took electrical damage that went through his shield. (5 dmg)
Warning! Jack Frost is in critical condition!

>>29457056
>Useless split the quesadilla in half, and ate part of it right then and there!
Useless recovered 10 HP.

>>29457075
>Krono can identify the pony on the other side as Questmaster. Cool.
Krono recovered 10 HP.

>>29457152
"GAH"
Cast heal up beta on myself.

>>29457152
look at Jack and shake my head

>>29457152
"Wow, Jack. That was brilliant, slamming yourself against a wall of electricity."
Look for where the electricity is coming from.

>>29457230
>>29457294
"delet yourself"

a

a

>>29457169
>Jack Frost cast Heal β on himself!
Jack Frost recovered 20 HP!

>>29457230
>Useless shakes his head.

>>29457294
>Krono sees that either Questmaster or the boss door is powering the electricity.

>>29458303
Look at the Questmaster.
"Fucking open up."

>>29458303
Work.

>>29458303
wave at the Questmaster

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>>29458303
Seeing as I'm still awake at this early hour the task of replying to thread falls upon me

>>29458303
"Hey Questmaster, mind powering down this shield?"
Try to communicate with Questmaster.

Heh

>>29458364
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues working... (3/34)

>>29458326
>>29458595
>>29460507
>Questmaster realizes that you have found his hiding spot.

"Well, well, well! I didn't expect you fellows to get here so early! You must have known where I was hiding to not find any of the rooms I was guarding!
"Oh well. If you want to get any further in this loathsome dungeon, you'll have to pass a little test of the mind. That shouldn't be TOO hard, right?

>>29461565
"Nope."
Take a quick nap. Jack and Useless have the quiz bit.

>>29461565
Yell out from the other room.
"YEAH OKAY I'LL DO THE THING TOO"
Work more.

>>29461565
"Hurry up."

>>29461565
Sleep until something happens

>>29461721
>Krono takes a snooze.

>>29461961
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues working... (4/34)

>>29462155
>Useless goes back to sleep.

>>29462030
>Jack eggs the Questmaster on.

"All right, all right!
"This should be child's play for you."
What are the names of the warring families that were broken up by the Elements of Harmony?

>>29462425
"THE HOOFFIELDS AND MCCOLTS"
Work more.

>>29462506
>The 2.5th Manhorse keeps working... (5/34)

"All right. That was pretty easy, I will admit.
"Try this on for size!"
What did Spike prevent from happening in the episode "Equestria Games?"

>>29462555
"HE STOPPED A BIG ASS ICE CLOUD FROM 9/11'ING THE ARENA BY SPITTING HOTTER FLAME THAN DISCORD'S MIXTAPE MY DUDE"
Work more.

>>29462572
>The 2.5th Manhorse keeps working... (6/34)

"Impressive, but I don't think you'll blast through this next question."
What is the name of the most recent episode that was written by M.A. Larson?

>>29462640
"WASHED UP WHORE INVESTIGATES, BUT HIS FINAL SINGLEHANDED JOB WAS AMENDING FENCES. AFTER THAT, HE FUCKED OFF ETERNALLY TO JOIN BRONIES REACT. THAT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE."
Work.

>>29462666
>Satan continues working... (6/34)
Crates being held: 1

"That answer is correct. Must have been a fluke or something.
"Prepare yourself for what's next!"
Which episode is considered a "tremendous accomplishment" by Tom Cosgrove?

>>29462732
"SLICE OF LIFE, CONSIDERING MOST OF THE SHOWS THAT THE HU-- DISCOVERY FAMILY HAS CAME TO JACK SHIT OVERALL. JUST LOOK AT CAKE BOSS. JESUS CHRIST."
Work.

>>29462780
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues working... (8/34)

"Unbelievable! Surely there's something you DON'T know... Like this!"
What is the name of the insect that Applebloom was asked to contain in a dream?

>>29462732
Cast heal alpha on myself.

>>29462858
"TWITTERMITES. THEY WERE NASTY LITTLE SHITS THAT DESTROYED BARNS WITH LIGHTNING."

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>>29463103
>The 2.5th Manhorse answers correctly 5 times in a row.

"Wow! You guys really know your stuff! And for all your knowledge, here's a little reward! Have fun!"
>Suddenly, two Inferior Guards dropped from the ceiling! Questmaster goes back inside the electric shield, and enters the boss room.

>>29462859
>Jack Frost cast Heal α on himself!
Jack Frost recovered 10 HP!

The 2.5th Manhorse encountered an Inferior Guard and its cohort!

>>29463325
Invite the guards to join our group

>>29463325
"...Sup?"
Before I keep working, throw my crate out of holding and open it up.

>>29463325
Cast levitation beta on some ballbreakers and smash them into the first guard.

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Inferior Guard A used a shield device on itself!
Inferior Guard A's body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!
Inferior Guard B jabbed at The 2.5th Manhorse with its spear, but his shield negated the damage!

>>29463417
>Jack Frost cast Levitation β on the two Ballbreakers, and slammed them into Inferior Guard A! Both attacks were negated by the enemy's shield.

>>29463355
>Useless tries to get the Inferior Guards to join their group. Inferior Guard B shifted glances, but Inferior Guard A remained stalwart.

>>29463405
>The 2.5th Manhorse opened the crate in holding. Inside, he found some Handkerchiefs, but the Inventory is full.

>>29463512
"God damn it crate, you've been a real dickwad lately."
Go back into the other room and continue working. Inferior Guards dindu nuffin.

>>29463512
Slash at the shield.

>>29463512
ask the guards why they don't want to join

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Inferior Guard A fired a laser gun at Useless and The 2.5th Manhorse! Useless took 6 damage, while The 2.5th Manhorse took none because of his shield.
The 2.5th Manhorse's shield was broken!

>>29463565
>Jack Frost attacked Inferior Guard A with the Frostfang, but his shield negated the damage!
Inferior Guard A's shield was broken!

>>29463594
>Useless tries to get the Inferior Guards to respond, but they don't. They're on a mission, and it's evident who they work for.

>>29463556
>The 2.5th fled the battle to continue working on his project. (9/34)

>>29463648
Slash at Guard A.

>>29463648
"WHO DO YOU WORK FOR"
Work with an obscene reference ONLY 80's KIDS WOULD GET LOL

>>29463648
keep trying to convince the guards to join us

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Inferior Guard A jabbed at Useless with its spear! This guy isn't very friendly after all... (7 dmg)
Inferior Guard B jabbed at Useless with its spear! Now it's just bullying. (7 dmg)
Inferior Guard B fired a laser gun at Jack Frost and Useless! Jack Frost took 0 damage because of his shield, while Useless took 8.

>>29463659
>Jack Frost attacked Inferior Guard A with the Frostfang! Its armor definitely helps absorb the damage it takes. (6 dmg)

>>29463669
>Useless keeps trying to convince the Inferior Guards to switch sides, but it feels like they won't be doing that today...

>>29463661
>The 2.5th Manhorse keeps working... (10/34)

>>29463742
Cast "ZA WARUDO"

>>29463742
ignore the pain and keep asking them to join us

>>29463742
Remember to exist and wake up. Then, spin the Bat-tle Master above my head as fast as possible. Once it reaches terminal velocity, lower it down on Inferior Guard B's neck.

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Inferior Guard A jabbed its spear at Useless! He had the wind knocked out of him, the impact was so severe! (9 dmg)
Inferior Guard B jabbed its spear at Jack Frost! His shield negated the damage of the spear.

>>29463948
>Krono joined the battle by attacking Inferior Guard B with the Bat-tle Master! Its chest aromr came up and prevented any sort of fatal injury. (5 dmg)

>>29463767
>Jack Frost cast Paralysis Ω!
Inferior Guard A wasn't affected!
Inferior Guard B couldn't attack!

>>29463790
>Useless continues to ask the guards to join their side. He's trying really damn hard to be friendly, but he's getting zero credit for it.

>>29463984
Cast defense up omega on me, Krono, and Useless.

>>29463984
Why not, run up to Inferior Guard B and swing HotH at his frozen head.

>>29463984
ask guard a why he's doing this

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Inferior Guard A jabbed its spear at Useless! He's taking some serious hits from these guys! (8 dmg)
Inferior Guard B couldn't move!

>>29464028
>Jack Frost cast Defense Up Ω on Krono, Useless, and himself!
Krono's DEF rose by 10!
Useless' DEF rose by 9!
Jack Frost's DEF rose by 6!

>>29464123
>Useless is trying to guilt the guards into stopping their mission. They do not respond, yet they continue to attack.

>>29464035
>The 2.5th Manhorse re-joins the battle, and attacks Inferior Guard B with the Hammer of the Horse! Its helmet absorbed most of the damage. (1 dmg)

>>29464225
Cast heal up beta on Useless.

>>29464225
While Inferior Guard B can't move, set the upper corner of one of the axe blade's of the Bat-tle Master against the bottom of his chin with the very tip at his throat. Then, turn away from him and put the middle of the staff on my shoulder. Flip him over my shoulder with it and slam his skull to the ground, while also sending an axe blade through it.
If this isn't a kill or nearly fatal blow, then I don't know what is.

>>29464225
since the guards won't listen try using reverse psychology on them

>>29464225
Well shit, I'm not going to get anywhere with one damage, but hit him again.
/skills

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Inferior Guard A fired a laser gun at Jack Frost twice! Slow, small damage. (1 dmg total)
Jack Frost's shield was broken!

>>29464409
>Krono tries to execute a very much fatal move with the Bat-tle Master, but he fucks up somewhere with his shoulder and can't slam the enemy on its skull. Nonetheless, Inferior Guard B is sent flying. {CRITICAL!} (12 dmg total)
Inferior Guard B is bleeding profusely! (6 dmg)

Inferior Guard B couldn't move!
Inferior Guard B is bleeding profusely! (6 dmg)

>>29464260
>Jack Frost cast Heal β on Useless!
Useless recovered 20 HP!

>>29464592
>Useless tries to confuse the Inferior Guards! Unfortunately, it doesn't work.

>>29464701
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked Inferior Guard B with the Hammer of the Horse, again! {CRITICAL!} (2 dmg)
/skills
[Shield α: Casts a 3-hit physical shield on one person. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Offense Down α: Decreases one enemy's offense by 6-10 for 3 turns. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Hypnosis α: Forces one enemy to sleep. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Speed Down α - Decreases one enemy's SPD by 6-10. Recharge time: 3 turns.]

>>29465879
try again to convince the guards to join us

>>29465879
Cast levitation beta on some ballbreakers and smash them into Guard A.

>>29465879
Position a blade of the Bat-tle Master under Inferior Guard B, just at his stomach. Then perform an uppercut with the staff and slam him into the ceiling by flying upwards as I uppercut him.

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>>29466059
>Krono perfoms a dual-uppercut-motion with the Bat-tle Axe! He's on fire tonight! {CRITICAL!} (12 dmg)

Inferior Guard A fired a laser gun at Useless and Jack Frost! Useless took 7 damage, while Jack Frost took 1 damage.
Inferior Guard B couldn't move!
Inferior Guard B is bleeding profusely! (6 dmg)

>>29465977
>Jack Frost cast Levitation β on two Ballbreakers, and slammed them into Inferior Guard A! The guard was blasted to the ground! {CRITICAL!} (23 dmg total)

>>29465934
>Useless keeps trying to convince the guards to sympathize with people who are strategically kicking their asses right now. Inferior Guard A gets a little upset!
Inferior Guard A's ATK rose by 5!

>>29466113
Smash a ballbreaker into Guard A via levitation alpha.

>>29466113
and now back to using reverse psychology

>>29466113
Attempt to decapitate Inferior Guard B to put him out of his misery.

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Inferior Guard A fired a laser gun at The 2.5th Manhorse and Jack Frost! The 2.5th Manhorse took 6 damage, while Jack Frost took 1.
Inferior Guard B could move again!
Inferior Guard B deployed a shield device!
A 3-hit physical shield was placed around Inferior Guard B's body!
Inferior Guard B is bleeding profusely! (6 dmg)

>>29466191
>Krono attacked Inferior Guard B with the Bat-tle Axe, but its shield negated the damage!

>>29466118
>Jack Frost cast Levitation α on a Ballbreaker, and launched it at Inferior Guard A! He was able to not fall on his ass this time. (7 dmg)

>>29466157
>Useless tries to confuse the Inferior Guards! Unfortunately, they don't fall for it.

>>29466291
Cast heal up beta on Useless.

>>29466291
now to try flattery
tell the guards how intelligent and perceptive they are for not falling for my ruse

>>29466291
"...Are you a masochist or something?"
Let Inferior Guard B bleed out and attack Inferior Guard A.

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Inferior Guard A jabbed at Useless with its spear! These guys are starting to attack HIM more than anyone else! (7 dmg)

>>29466386
>Krono attacked Inferior Guard A with the Bat-tle Master! The armor is surly, but the damage dealt still leaves a scratch. (5 dmg)

Inferior Guard B fired a laser gun at Useless and Krono! They both took 7 damage each.
Inferior Guard B is bleeding profusely! (6 dmg)

>>29466299
>Jack Frost tried to cast Heal β on Useless, but failed! Recharge time is 5 turns.

>>29466355
>Useless tries to flatter the Inferior Guards. Something changed with Inferior Guard A, but he can't put his hoof to it...

>>29466439
Cast shield alpha on Useless. Good enough.

>>29466439
Cast Winds of Healing 3 on Useless.

>>29466439
wince in pain
Start referring to guard a as senpai and guard b as onichan
Ow, senpai, t-that hurts
look over at guard b
Oh no, senpai look onichan is hurt, please help him senpai

>>29466496
"Useless, did one of them hit you in the head a little too hard?"

a

>>29466439
>>29466496
Help Useless with his convincing thing, but also cast Shield Alpha on Inferior Guard A, because I'm a rad dude like that..
"Look, this shit can go on forever. Why don't we just calm down and see what we can work out?"

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Inferior Guard A fired a laser gun at Krono and Jack Frost! Krono took 5 damage, while Jack Frost took 1 damage.

>>29466466
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.3 on Useless!
Useless recovered 16 HP.

Inferior Guard B jabbed at Jack Frost with its spear! He took scratch damage. (1 dmg)

>>29466464
>Jack Frost cast Shield α on Useless!
A 3-hit shield was placed around Useless's body!

>>29466496
>Useless is kind of losing it...

>>29467020
>In a stunning twist, The 2.5th Manhorse switches sides and casts Shield α on Inferior Guard A!
A 3-hit shield was placed around the body of Inferior Guard A!

>>29467041
Look at Manhorse.
"...."
Pick him up and chuck him at Guard A.

>>29467020
"Why. Why, Manhorse?"
>>29467041
/skills
Question Manhorse's sudden but inevitable betrayal and attack Inferior Guard A's shield.

>>29467041
HOLY FUCK RUN TO THE MAIN FIGHT AND REVOLUTIONARY CHAIN GUARD A LIKE HOLY FUCK DUDE!

>>29467041
plead with senpai and onichan to join us

>>29467041
>>29467044
"We can use them god damn it, but luckily I have trained to be thrown!"
Tuck my head and become a cannonball.

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Inferior Guard A threw a Junk Ball into the fray! It will start bouncing towards The 2.5th Manhorse next turn!

>>29467065
>Krono attacked Inferior Guard A with the Bat-tle Master, but its shield negated the damage!
/skills
[Winds of Healing lv.1 - Heals 6 - 10 HP to a single target. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Winds of Healing lv.2 - Heals 11-15 HP to a single target. Recharge time: 5 turns]
[Winds of Healing lv.3 - Heals 16-20 HP to a single target. Recharge time: 7 turns]
[Winds of Terror lv.1 - Drops a single enemy's defense by 6 - 10 for one turn. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Winds of Terror lv.2 - Drops a single enemy's defense by 11-20 for one turn. Recharge time: 5 turns]
[Winds of Terror lv.3 - Drops a single enemy's defense by 21-40 for one turn. Recharge time: 7 turns]
[Winds of Tragedy lv.1 - Has a 50% chance of stunning enemies, plus giving 1 - 5 damage. Recharge time: 3 turns]
[Winds of Tragedy lv.2 - Has a 70% chance of stunning enemies, plus giving 1-10 damage. Recharge time: 5 turns]

Inferior Guard B jabbed Useless with its spear, but his shield negated the damage.
Inferior Guard B is bleeding profusely! (6 dmg)

>>29467044
>Jack Frost threw The 2.5th Manhorse at Inferior Guard A! The 2.5th Manhorse took 5 damage, but the real enemy wasn't hurt because of its shield.

>>29467100
>Useless is not right in the head.

>>29467074
>Kars joins the battle by casting Revolutionary Chain on Inferior Guard A! The enemy takes some damage, but the blunt of it was blocked by its shield. (8 dmg total)
Inferior Guard A's shield was broken!

>>29467105
>The 2.5th Manhorse has no complaints.

>>29467135
Cast levitation beta on some ballbreakers and smash them into Guard A.

>>29467135
Cast Winds of Tragedy 2 on Inferior Guard A.

>>29467135
come to the conclusion that senpai and onichan have been brainwashed
ask senpai and onichan who brainwashed them

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>>29467150
>Krono cast Winds of Tragedy, lv.2 on Inferior Guard A!
Inferior Guard A was stunned! (3 dmg)
Bounce... (3)

Inferior Guard A snapped out of it!
Inferior Guard B fired a laser gun at Krono and The 2.5th Manhorse! Krono took 4 damage, and The 2.5th Manhorse took 5 damage.
Inferior Guard B is bleeding profusely! (6 dmg)

>>29467144
>Jack Frost cast Levitation β on two Ballbreakers, and flung them at Inferior Guard A! He almost fell down, but didn't! (14 dmg total)

>>29467243
>Useless is not right in the head.

End of thread for this weekend.