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Flutterrape - 11/2/17

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>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her hoofsteps and attempt their own versions of >rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (Pie, AiE, etc) about story content before posting.

Author List: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Fimfic Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrape
Request Bin: http://pastebin.com/rZU1Hbqy
Old thread: >>29411109

Thread Archive: https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/subject/Flutterrape/

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>How do I start writing?
Writing these stories is very easy. Write in the second person and preface your lines with ‘>’. This is what turns normal text into greentext.

Writing Guides:
http://pastebin.com/uXvpYYzS
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
http://pastebin.com/r6dTpd3j
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Was occupied with 4cc to bump.
Apparently the board is busy shitting itself over the new actor/character reveals of the movie to speed things up today.

So... Who would be the gentlest in their rape?
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>>29445100
Top right.
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Premature death never did keep this thread down.

It's like one of those enemies in dead space that keep getting up after you shoot it in the head. A hideous, godless abomination that has no right to exist, but does so anyway out of spite for the rest of creation.
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>>29445844
Kinda like Fluttershy.
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I guess nobody realised the thread is alive again.
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>>29447655
>wan dey feltershut cams to yur hows
>"ayy none can I succ"
"No you said,"
>but "want give the gud pp succ plsplspls"
"n"
>she nods snd opens hr moufth

Are you sure you want to execute script "succ"? Y/n

"n"
>you do not get the succ
>fluting not give succ
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Yeeeah, work that grill baby
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>>29447655
Im sure when they realise the other one is dead, they'll look at the catalog.
I hardly think at this point anybody goes
>"Oh, the thread died before its bump limit. Welp! Flutterrape is gone for good! No new threads! It was a long run and stubbornness and necromancy, but they're finally resting!"
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>>29449905
Its more like:
>it...it died! I'm finally free...FUCK A NEW ONE!
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>>29448711
Noooo, cease your actions, child.
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>>29451218
What is this sorcery.
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bumpo
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>You think Fluttershy would let you use her soft Pony belly as a pillow when your tired after work?
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>>29452833
Yes but she'd be lewd as fuck the whole time.
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>>29453246

>"Didn't expect this Anon, are you okay?"
>You let out a sigh as your adjust your head atop her stomach, face down.
>A side of your face brushes against her soft fur while she rubs your back, her hind legs down the sides of your torso.
"Why do you ask?"
>"You let me into your house, willingly."
"I just need a good pillow."
>You don't like being in bed with the devil, but if the nuns at St. Patricks told you the devil was an adorable yellow pegasus with the softest fur and warmest belly...
>The silence hangs in the air for a while, your mind now drifting through calm waters as Fluttershy's soft front hooves rub small soothing circles on your back.
>"Pssst, Anon?" Her voice peaceful enough to not cause a stir.
"Hmm?" You ask, barely cracking an eye open.
>"Wanna eat me out?"
>Another beat of silence as her hind legs curl around the back of your torso.
>You look up at her, half shaking your head.
"You just had to ruin this, didn't you? Is sex all you think about?"
>"Well a few inches lower and you'd be lapping me up, h-how can I not think about it?"
"Goddamn it Fluttershy."
>"I-I'd just thought I would ask. It is a yes or no question."
"The answer is no." You reply, glaring at her.
>Then you lie your head back down, taking deep breaths as you relax.
>"Aw, okay, just really wanted to squirt my pony cum all on your face."
>Even though your eyes are closed, you're rolling them.
>"Oh, we can do missionary if you really wanna give it to me, hnnn, take whatever you waant~"
>What's sad is, all this lewd talk is practically white noise to you at this point, you've grown so numb to her kind of talk, it barely registers.
>She'd even starts to coo in your ear, planting little kisses on the top of your head.
>And you've ignored all of it.
>After her little assualt, she calms down.
>"So how was work?"
"Applejack is a piece of shit."
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>>29454018
10\10
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>>29454018
That was really comfy thanks for the story.
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what is flutterrape?
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>>29454557
A place for winners, you nut. Don't you see the OP pic. That's a winner!
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>>29454018
Cozy stuff

>>29455012
How soon will we see an update?
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>>29455012
I can't help but feel that hero seems somewhat familiar.
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She just looks so soft.
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>>29452833
Of course she would, but why would you want to? One second you lay there feeling comfy, next you feel the back of your neck getting wet because she's hardly containing her orgasms of you resting on her like that.
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>Sitting at the park and minding your own business
>Fluttershy sits next to you
>Well, she's going to do something
>Both of you do nothing
>Look over to her
What?
>She turns to you, her face blank, and shrugs
>"I didn't say anything."
Oh, you say, turning back
>You were mistaken, thinking that she was going to do something weird or that her entrance had some purpose
>Sneak a peek from the corner of your eye
>She's sitting still
>Okay, seriously, why is she there if she's not going to do anything?
>Unless she's just waiting for you to drop your guard, so that whatever sinister practice she has in store for you will be executed all the easier
>Imagining her leaping at you any moment with whorish eyes, you look cautiously out your eye's corner again
>She's sitting still, still acting convincingly like she's got nothing to hide
>But you're no fool!
>You push yourself forward out of your seat and, while straightening up, break out in a sprint
>Your sudden action surprised Fluttershy; she stuttered a bit before saying:
>"Is something wr--"
Fuck you! you shout at the trickster. You can't have my booty!
>Scream in a panic
>Jumping, you try to clear a set of concrete stairs in the park only to get your foot caught in the rail
>Wake up eventually to the murmuring concerns of ponies and to a sticky wet feeling on your pressed hair
>See a crowd of worried ponies looking down at you
>One of them is Fluttershy
>"Don't move," she says. "The ambulance is almost here."
>Oh, so that was her plan, to have you all to herself in a secluded hospital room
>They'd even supply the bed themselves, those foxy hospitals
>Rise up, stagger a bit in place, and wave off any approaching assistors
I'm fine, you say through newly-gapped teeth as you walk off.
>"But you're hurt. You can't go," says Fluttershy, grabbing your arm
>Flail her off, screaming that you don't feel like getting molested by her in a nurse outfit
>Pass out on the way home
>Get raped by Fluttershy a month later
>Goddammit
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>Be Anon
>Living in Equestria
>Sitting in your tiny house eating breakfast
>Pony cereals are pretty shit except for this raisin bran
>There's a knock at the door
>Open it
"Oh, hey Butterfly"
>"Oh, hi, Anon! I was just about to frolic with some woodland creatures and I was wondering-"
>Slam door
>"Oh... uhm... okay..."
>Finish breakfast and change out of your pajamas
>Sit down to read newspaper
>Fly starts buzzing around your head
>Wave it away
>Another shows up after a while... and another
>Did something die?
>You start looking for a source but soon your house is full of flies
>Gets so bad you open what windows you can and leave
>Step out the door
>"Oh, hey, Anon"
"AAH!"
>"WHAA!"
"Shutterbug, what the fuck?!"
>"Oh, sorry. I saw your house was infested so I thought maybe we could hang out for a bit while my critter friends get rid of those flies for you"
>See a bunch of bats and spiders waving at you
>Fold your arms
"Uh-huh."
>Fucking yellow horse must be behind it
>Stare at her
>She's got a big nervous smile on and is sweating like mad
>Begrudgingly accept
>She has you sit down to a per-prepared picnic
>To your surprise the food is normal; no sleeping pills in the sandwiches
>You tune out her one sided conversation and scarf down all the free food
>After about five minutes a bad flaps up and screeches something
>"Oh! Anon, your house is all cleaned up!"
"Great. Thanks, Gutterguy"
>Get up
>Walk to door
>"Anon, wait!"
>Turn around
>"Is fast and effective pest control your feti-"
>Slam door

Fucking Fluttershy.
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>>29458663
>was willing to sacrifice the lives of dozens of flies just so she might have a chance to seduce Anon
Fluttershy is ruthless
the flies are loyal, though, and have earned my respect

your one shot was fun
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>>29457498
I'm sorry.
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>>29459449
No, you aren't.
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>>29459449
Big whoop so she's having a rape baby.
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>>29458663
I can't believe how many one shots we got today.
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>>29458663
One more from me.

>Be Anon
>Living in Equestria
>Helping Banana horse with her chores
>Normally wouldn't, but she's paying and you're broke
>Fucking Big Mac and his stupid poker face
>Feeding chickens
>A duck runs up to you flapping and squawking
>You kick at it
"This is chicken food, you little shit."
>Duck stomps on your foot
>Pointing with its wing
>Must be something important
>You follow the duck
>It leads you to the pond near the cabin where-
"Oh, shit!"
>That irritating hippy horse is face down in the pond
>You hesitate
>Not falling for this shit again
>Wait a while
>Not moving
>No bubbles
>Mutter to self
"God damnit."
>You rush into the water and wade over as fast as you can
>Lift Quietfly out of the water
>Limp as a noodle
>Take her to the edge of the pond
>Lay her down
"Hey!"
>Shake her
"Hey, wake up!"
>Slap
>Listen for breathing
>Wait like a minute
>Nothing
>Shit, how does CPR go again?
"Uhh... shit, shit."
>Where do you even compress on a pony?
>You pick what you think is a good spot and start pushing
"Hah-hah-hah-hah, stayin' alive. Stayin alive'."
>Hold her muzzle open
>Breathe
>Hear a groan
"Buttershutter? Buttershutter, Wake up!"
>She opens her eyes a little
>Tries to say something
"Are you alright?"
>Whispers something again
"Speak up, I can't fucking hear you"
>"A-anon..."
>Lean down close to listen
>Ear to muzzle
>Feel hoof on the back of your head
>"Hit me again, Anon"
>Stand up
>"Is saving a life you feti-"
>Kick dirt in her eyes
>Walk away
>"Anon, wait! Hit me again? Anon?!"

Fucking Fluttershy
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>>29458513
>>29458663
>>29459965
kek, thanks mate.
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>>29459965
That's a good one.
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Gay bump
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Not Gay Bump
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bump~
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>>29464130
Kind of a turn off, if you ask me.
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Half gay bump
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No homo bump
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>>29466542
homo ass nigga, i bet you can't even count to 7
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>>29467223
How romantic.
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Happy Valentines/Hearts and Hooves day, faggots.
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>>29469864
Can't wait to spend that here
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>>29460509
I only did the second two. First one is another anon.
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Seriously, do you have to come over to my house every day?
>"This will be a quick one," she said. "I promise."
>You roll your eyes and lean on your doorframe
Okay, whatever.
>She looks up at you expectantly, waiting for you to ask
Whatever will be today's fetish guess, Fluttershy? you ask in a false voice
>"Oh, I'm glad you asked," she said as she dug in her saddlebags
>Isn't being an adult supposed to be about being independent, making your own decisions, living your life the way you want to?
>Nah, who told you that was true, an eight year old?
>Fluttershy pulls a hammer out of her bag and holds it up before you
>"Are hammers your fetish?"
>She watches you hopefully, waiting for your answer
>You blink twice, then exhale noisily
Okay, hammers, you repeat soberly almost as though it were a topic sentence at the beginning of a long dissertation lambasting fetish guesses everywhere.
>Fluttershy frowns
>"You don't like it?"
>As you're trying to think of a way to reason with this girl who has no reason of her own, Rainbow Dash descends from the sky above
>She, for some reason, also has a hammer and you bristle at seeing it as if you have some kind of previous history with hammers
>"Hey," she says to you.
>Then, turning to Fluttershy and holding out the hammer, "Thanks for letting me borrow this. It certainly did the trick."
>"Oh, is he gone?" Fluttershy asks
>"Yeah," Dash says with a proud grin. "I don't think that Italian plumber will be coming back to this neighborhood anytime soon."
Dash, you're racist as fuck.
>She shrugs ineffectively at your comment
>"Just who I am, dude."
That answer feels insufficient in justifying your hatred.
>"Whatever," said Dash. "Fluttershy, think fast!"
>Dash tosses the hammer to Fluttershy and it bounces off of the top of her head with a dull and sonorous thud
>Fluttershy doubles over silently, covering her head with her arms
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>>29471345
>Silence for a moment as your eyes go from Fluttershy, quivering slightly under pressure of her arms, and Dash, who is watching her with a mixture of surprise and concern
>"OW! Fuck!" you hear Fluttershy shout. "Fucking motherfucker that hurt!"
>She rises up and, still holding her head and with her eyes tearing up, looks enraged towards Dash
>"You stupid asshole! The fuck's wrong with you?"
>Dash shrinks at her outburst and meekly mutters that she thought she would've caught it
>This did not quell Fluttershy and, with a face pinched in pain, she picked the hammer up off the ground and tossed it into Dash's chest
>It bounced off of her ribs and then, doubling over in the air, she fell to the ground, holding her sides
>"Why would you do that?" she screams, turning over on the ground to distract her from her pain
>"Shut the fuck up!" Fluttershy responds
>Watching all of this, you were a little more than stunned; and you made note to never ever take Fluttershy by surprise

I like Swift's "Heartstrings" story. There aren't enough stories where Fluttershy loses her temper at the end
>>29470954
yeah, that was me
I liked your other one shot too
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Not letting the thread die bump
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>>29470954
Oh. Still, I appreciate it, lads.
>>29471393
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>>29455862
I'm just getting to sit down now with a cleared head, and full commitment to arting. Had a good bout of decompression this morning, so im feeling good.
>>29456586
This son of a gun is going to true hero one of these days.
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If you do a hand stand and read the previous post, it won't seem like my phone took that picture upside down.
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>>29445100
THIS, because... fucking furry.
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>>29471393
Speaking of Swift, is he still around, or did he die while I was gone?
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>>29473470
Pretty much ded.
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Any saved greens anons want to share?

New comp so all my saved ones are gone.
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>>29473825
Well, I do have a stupid green about Anon yelling at cats that I've never posted here before. While I'm trying to work on something special for tomorrow.
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>>29473934
I forgot to mention that both stories involve the retched yellow one.
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>First weekend of spring in Equestria.
>For a world where the weather is controlled this winter sucked. The cleanup afterwards was ridiculous too.
>You were on your way to a picnic with your friends but were running late. It's as though the sunlight and warm air does something to your brain.
>You had to stop by a pond and skip some stones, and now you were back on your way, whistling all the while. It was like an episode of the Andy Griffith show.
>Rainbow Dash would laugh at you if she saw any of this.
>Anyway, after a little more walking you came upon the picnic, except something's wrong here.
>You see the blanket and some food but most of your friends aren't here, just Rarity. She's sitting on the blanket with a frustrated look on her face and with her mane a little messed up.
>You catch her attention and wave at her and she smiles, and fixes her hair quickly before you walk over to her.
>"Hello dear. It's nice of you to finally join me. What kept you?"
>"Hi Rarity, sorry I'm late. I got kinda distracted... Where is everyone?" You ask.
>"I haven't a clue? I guess they must be late as well. But since you're here there's no reason we can't... enjoy ourselves."
>Weird, you wouldn't have thought Pinkie Pie would ever be late for anything. Oh well they'll probably be here soon.
>"Well that's good. I thought they had all left already. I brought sandwiches, what do you have?"
>"Oh just something I made last minute, a chocolate satin pie with a buttery shell topped with freshly made whipped cream and powdered cocoa and for drinks I have a bottle of chardonnay." She says nonchalantly.
>"That's... fancy."
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>>29474146
Not bad, can't wait to see where this goes.
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>>29474146
>Leave it to Rarity to over perform for a picnic. Sandwiches seem a kinda lame now.
>"Oh it's nothing really." She says with her usual hint of pride "Well I know you're just dying to try some, come sit down and I'll help you to a piece." She pats a spot next to her for you to sit down.
>As you sit next to her you smell something, not the food but... perfume?
>"Are you wearing perfume?" You ask genuinely puzzled.
>"Oh you noticed? I picked it up last time I was in canterlot."
>"But why are you wearing perfume? I mean, this is a picnic?"
>"Uh... oh you know, it's important to smell nice around friends and uh... drink this." She says as she magics the glass of wine into your hand.
>She begins to slice a piece of pie when you notice the pie itself, it's way to small for a picnic with all your friends. In fact you'd guess it was just enough for two people.
>"Woah Rarity, maybe give me a smaller piece, Pinkie would be pretty upset if we didn't leave enough for her, and I don't want to see her angry at me again."
>She seems to struggle for a response before shaking her head.
>"I'm sure Pinkie Pie would understand, and if she gets upset I'll just make another one just for her." She says as she places the piece on one of two plates and hands it to you.
>Something's not quite right here...
>As you begin to eat your pie Rarity just watches you. In fact she's staring at you, with very large eyes.
>"Uhhh, it's pretty good." You say with food in your mouth.
>You don't get the scolding you were expecting for that faux pas, and instead her eyes go from intense to pleased, all the while she doesn't move away from your face.
>"Oh I'm so glad you like. You should try some more wine." She says in an almost sensual tone as she rests a hoof on your thigh.
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>>29474382
>You wouldn't call this frightening but you're definitely unprepared for what's happening.
>"Okay R-rarity."
>"Darling, you're trembling~" she says as she moves even closers to you.
>You're pretty sure you weren't but you can't really check as all your focus is on the body heat radiating off of Rarity.
>"Um Rarity?"
>"Yes dear?"
>"I uh, I think we should maybe go looking for Twilight and the others. I mean w-what if they got lost?"
>She gets a more determined look on her face as she places her hooves on your shoulders and pushes you down to the ground.
>"I think they can take care of themselves dear, honestly there's more pressing matters to deal with at the moment." She says looking down at you.
>"You're not scared are you? This isn't your first time doing this sort of thing is it?"
>"Uh what thing?"
>She quietly gasps and then smiles cruelly. You just gulp nervously. And then she says something really scary.
>"Well you'll be my first as well..."
>She's the element of generosity, not honesty. Guess you know why now.
>As scared as you are at this moment you aren't about to get raped by a pony. You try to think of a way out of this.
>"Uh no, I've done this lots of times, but I just prefer to be on top." You say as convincingly as you can.
>She seems to like this because she happily rolls over and spreads all dour of her legs for you to join her. Gross.
>Needless to say that was the break you needed. You get up and bolt out of there as fast as you can.
>"Anon what are you doing!? Get back here!" is the only response you hear as you sprint off back to your house.
>You doubt your friends were even coming at this point. You don't know for sure but you suspect it was just some kind of rape trap that you walked into.
>Man, fuck spring.

Sorry that took so long to write. I haven't seen a Rarity rape story in a long time.
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>>29471393
>"Heartstrings"
Have you a pastebin for that?
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>>29474391
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Anyone remember that one green where Anon gave Fluttershy a chance but went back to Earth for some reason? I know the green had a link to con te patiro for the ending. I've been looking through the archives for it,
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Boop
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Bamp
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>>29475952
>cheeki breeki
So flutterbutt is a sneaky bandit.
But does that make her a jew?
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To the last thread where somebody suggested using Fluttershy's belly as a pillow, but finding that she would use it as opportunity to say lewd things to you. Here is a solution: Lock her lips shut
>pic related
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>>29478110
That's lewd as fuck.
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Why does this thread continue to die?
Does no one like >rape
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>>29480054
We don't advertise enough, lots of rape gets posted in unrelated threads instead.
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>>29474655
yeah
>http://pastebin.com/1vVirvLX
I'll probably reread Taste of Harmony today, too, since this is a good day for that sort of thing.
>>29473470
He's posted a thing here and there in his bin, but I don't think he's been in the thread for over a year. I've added "Emotion Junkie" to my list of cool stories that we'll never see completed.
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>>29474391
She's a smooth operator, that Rarity. This was great. I laughed out loud more than a few times.

are you the guy that wrote the sonic rainboom story last thread?
either way, I enjoyed your writing style in this one shot
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http://pastebin.com/bQ2Qt0ix

I tried to get the first chapter of a multipart story that I want to write for you guys finished for today, since that chapter uses Hearts and Hooves day as a plot point in the story. The story is about filly Fluttershy who, during a hard and lonely period of her life, finds happiness, strength, and eventually a voice with which to affirm a positive sense of herself through her friendship with Kid Anon, and how she unknowingly does the same for him, all while her own growing affection for him complicates everything along the way.

I succeeded in finishing the chapter, but I'm not all too happy with how it turned out. Definitely needs to be rewritten. But I really wanted to post some kind of content in the thread today, so that's why I'm posting a link to it for you all. If you read and find that you got some, criticism is encouraged and appreciated.
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/r/ing the greentext about anon jerking off a stallion royal guard and the one where he fucks one with twilight watching
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>>29480883
Can't wait to see what you do with this.
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Flump
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>>29486222
Is there green of this?
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>>29486496
>"It's my... win... Anon."
"Guh. Leave... you impure woman!"
>"He-hehe... wanna... FUCK...? This is your first time with a non-virgin, right?"
"Get away!"
>"I'll make you cum... with my... Technique..."
"......Is she dead?"
>"zzz zzz"
"She's... asleep... We did fight for three days... ......"

Ther u go, champ.
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>>29486587
This is true art.
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>>29486587
Thanks but I mean something like this

The Most Dangerous Clop
http://pastebin.com/ucZE9WF2
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>>29474391
Punchline killed me, Anon. Well done.
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>>29480274
I'm actually the anon that did the Rainbow Dash/Fluttershy pheromone story the last couple of threads.
>>29474869
>>29488741
Glad you guys liked it.
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>Be Anon
>Living in Equestria
>Sitting at home reading a book you got from Bookhorse
>Knock at the door
>Get up and answer it
>It's that quiet one
"Oh hey, Tutterbye"
>"Hi, Anon!"
>Awkward silence
"Did you need something?"
>"Oh, sorry. I just wanted to see how you were doing today"
>Close the door
>"Oh, okay. Sorry to bother you"
>That was fucking weird
>Go back to reading
>Can't concentrate on the words
>Focus for a moment and realise they don't actually make sense
>It's like the words and letters have rearranged themselves
>Look up from book
>Wall colour looks different
>You need some water
>Go to the kitchen
>Floor feels like a sponge as you walk
>You must be having a stroke
>This is it... this is how you die... this is the end of Anon
>Another knock at the door
>Each knock echoes like the slow motion beat of a battering ram
>Stumble towards the door
>Furniture is warping, twisting
>The clock is running backwards
>Open the door
>It's Banana Hush
>Do a double take
>Everything outside is normal, house is all fucked up like a Salvador Dalí painting
"Buttertart, what the fuck is going on?"
>"Oh, hey, Anon. Discord was just helping me see if the dissolution of reality was your fetish"
>Notice Q dragon behind a tree
>notimpressed.jpg
>"So, um... is it?"
>Close the door

Fucking Fluttershy
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>>29480883
I like it keep up the good work anon
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>>29487972
>"Oh COME ON Anon. No offense but it's no fun when your so willing, and it should say something considering me breaking character here."
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>>29483212
Can somebody do a green text of FS trying to win over Anon in Equestria Girls form?
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>>29489225
Sure. Give me a few minutes.
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>>29489225
>>29489270
I forgot to ask. Do you want EQG Fluttershy or Pony Fluttershy in EQG(Human) form?
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>>29489296
Fluttershy in EQG(Human) form but still Anon is disinterested in her
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>>29489225
http://pastebin.com/ZHYDmDcH
http://pastebin.com/xraRBFnE

>>29489366
I think Priest wrote one, but that was ages ago.
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>>29489431
The first one snapped my funny bone in half
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>>29489366
You got it, Anon.
I hope this is what you wanted

Part 1/2

>Be Anon
>Living in Equestria
>Flutterbye has dragged you to Canterlot for some sort of surprise
>The promise of cake was enough to get you on board
>Not like you have a job or anything
>Purple Smart set you up with a room in the castle
>A few cool shops, nice restaurants, all in all a good trip
>Wandering through castle
>Butterhigh leads you to a room with a mirror
>Tells you to follow her
"Follow you where, we just came in-"
>Walks through the mirror holy shit
>Upon reflection (lol) you're not that impressed, it's not the first time you've seen crazy magic bullshit in horse land
>Follow her through
>Experience some trippy 2001 Space Odyssey wormhole shit
>Stumble through to the other side and vomit
>"Oh, my goodness! Anon, are you okay?"
>Wipe your mouth
"Yeah, no thanks to y-"
>Look up
>Is that...
>Before you stands a beautiful girl about your age
>Long pink hair, fair skin, nice form, shy disposition, gorgeous eyes
>Get up
>"I guess the magic didn't know what to do with you, since you're already... like this."
>Look around
>It's night time and you're at some sort of school
>Notice a car
>Doesn't feel like Earth though; can't quite put your finger on it
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>>29489366
Part 2/2

>Girl grabs your hand
>Leads you into the school
>There's an equipment closet with a few gym mats and blankets forming a makeshift bed
>Girl closes the door behind you
>"Anon, I need to tell you something."
"Shoot"
>"Ever since you came to Equestria I've wanted to, um... be with you."
"Uh-huh"
>"And I've been trying so hard to find your... taste."
"Uh-huh"
>"So I thought maybe I couldn't find it because you only liked your own kind."
"Go on"
>"So I brought you here because everyone here looks like you... I would look like you."
"Makes sense"
>"So... here we are..."
>She looks away and takes her clothes off
>10/10 would bang
>Runs a finger down your chest
>Gets close; really close
>Feel her breath on your neck
>Starts rubbing your crotch
>She looks up at you
>"A-anon?"
"Yeah?"
>"Is this your fetish?"
>Look down at her
>Take her hands in yours
>Lean in close
"Jutterwhy-"
>"Fluttershy"
"Butterfly. You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen."
>Her eyes fill with happiness and lust
"But I kind of have a thing for ponies"

Fucking Fluttershy
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>>29489654
>hfw
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>>29489654
That was pretty good.
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What did Fluttershy put in that drink?
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>>29489654
*WRONG BUZZER* Wrong. Anon was suppose to be disinterested.

0/10 would bang FS again!
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>>29490994
>would bang FS again!
Which one?
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>>29490994
See: Spoiler punchline
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Do you think
> pic related
happens to Priest, and that is why we don't see the next part of Office Love already?
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>>29492707
Nah, it's because he's writing other stuff and working. Nigga got a job, he can't spend all his time writing Office Love, you know.
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>>29489431
Permission to try and make a part 2 of the first story?
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>>29492719
Yeah maybe, but i'd still like to think otherwise.
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>>29493356
You don't need Anon's permission to write a sequel. I say this as a writefag.

Art begets art, just do it already.
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>>29489431
>>29493356
>>29493634
Very well: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zaBSZiUnPUYAtlGeZUMuKjGMOZ_39eLG9e7ModTYrk0/edit?usp=sharing
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>>29493703
Fluttershy was the best part of Equestria Girls.
Anyone who disagrees can fight me.
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>>29493356
>>29493703
I was going to say "sure", but you already did it. And by reading a few lines, it's looking good.
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>>29494131
Good to see that you're still around, been working on something good?
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>>29494131
Hi, writefag who took the liberty here. I'm glad you like it, and I'll see to continuing part 3 as soon as I can.
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>>29494298
I;m happy to still lurk here every now and then. Depends on how you see it. For the last few days, I've been writing a try hard goth/emo Fluttershy, the other story is Anon stuck in the woods with her, and the last one is a very late Christmas special where Anon hates the holidays and the 7 do their best to show him joy. Also, one of those are Flutterrape approved.

>>29494807
Lovely, I await for the third installment. Also, good stuff in your continuation, I had a good laugh every now and then.
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>>29495116
Really can't wait for the cabin in the woods update, not enough yandereshy.
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>>29495177
Whoa, there's yandereshy green? Hook me up, bro?
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>>29495491
http://pastebin.com/0iyVbn59
It has two endings in the pastebin
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>>29495519
Wow, thanks, Anon!
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>>29495177
That was going to be a Valentines day thing, but shit from life happened.No matter, the update will come.

>>29495491
http://pastebin.com/P2r4vZab
That's the story so far.

>>29495519
Well damn, I also forgot about that one.
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>>29493703
>>29495116
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Z98C0O4jM4wUr8VAWoSsX7liTgdkvpaylBMmXtX_z_o/edit?usp=sharing

Welp here it is! Took me a couple of good hours, but I got part 3 done.
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>>29495661
Not bad Anon, not bad.
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>>29495698
Thank you
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>>29495661
Slap me fucking silly. Good work.
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>>29495661
I'll try to find the time to type part 4 tomorrow, night guys.
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>>29495885
Can't wait to see how it turns out.
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>>29495885
Sweet, night
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>>29497206
She's learning a lot from her friend.
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Bamp
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>>29497206
I wasn't prepared for this.
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>>29497602
"So about this free love thing..."
>... shit.
>You can already feel the blood rushing to your dick
>Be Anon
>Living in Equestria
>Hippy Horse starts rubbing her hoof on your crotch
"Get off me you dirty hippy!"
>"Just relax, man."
>Start to feel light headed
>Too much blood being redirected
>Too light headed
"Wh-what... else... did you put in these things?"
>"I dunno, man. Like... some other pills and stuff."
>To stand with wobbly knees as your vision starts to dance
"Eugh... wh-what kind of other pills?"
>Everything starts to go dark
>"Some stuff Fluttershy gave me, dude."
>Shit
>Pass out
<><><><><><><><><>
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>>29498705
That's pretty good.
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>>29499367
Thanks; Not my best work
>Dat to/you mistake
I'm kind of greened out from the other three. If that prompts another writefag they can go for it.
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>>29499434
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>>29498648
You never are
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I am completely SHITFACED. Ask me anything, because fuck it, why not?
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>>29502795
How old are you?
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>>29502795
What's your social security number?
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>>29502795
Would you dress a horsey's tail like this?
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>>29502795
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
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>>29504847
Is she going to force the succ?
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>>29504847
Sauce? Moar?
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>>29502831
Fuck off.
>>29503226
Fuck off.
>>29503708
Fuck off.
>>29504101
Fuck off.

I never promised answers, faggots.
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>>29505516
Looks like someone sobered up and never bothered to wander into the freeway.
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>>29505552
I'm still drinking and I live too far away from the freeway.
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>>29505516
Underage, got it.
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>>29505629
Now you're just being boring.
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>>29505417
How else is she going to get the poison out?
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Where are the greens
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>>29506166
>green
>flutterrape
Pfffffffffft
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>>29506166
Destroyed by chemotherapy.
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>Be Anon, as usual you're angery
>You were waiting for stupid Flutterdumb to come and ask you to dance
>So you could tell her no, but then reluct at the last slow dance so you could keep her from complaining about it later
>However, Discord shows up like he didn't know you where going to sweep her off her hoofs then takes her for the rest of the night, like the big stupid horse face he is.
>Now your alone and angry and no other pony wants to dance with you because you're not
>Fucking Fluttershy
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>>29504847
>>29507448
Oh shit, now I remember this comic.
Do you have the entire set?
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>>29508494
Yeah
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>>29508618
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>>29508618
>>29508716
>screams internally
Please, don't stop. I need to relive the nightmare that I have forgotten.
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>You're house-sitting the Treebrary for Twilight one day. Before she became an alicorn and shit.
>Knock at the door.
>Spike is out with Twilight, so you answer the door.
>Theres a white unicorn with a purple mane standing there.
>"Oh, hello, you must be Anonymous."
"Yep, that's me."
>"Oh, is my daughter home?"
"You're Twilight's mom?"
>She giggles.
>"Yep, that's me, Twilight Velvet."
"Ah. Well, Twilight and Spike aren't here right now-"
>"Good," she interrupts, barging in and closing the door behind her.
>You hear the lock click.
>"Then that means we're all alone here, aren't we?"
"Uh, yeah, I guess it does."
>"Great! Come upstairs with me!"
>You are compelled to obey.
>Fucking unicorn magic and shit.
>Once upstairs, she makes you sit on the edge of her daughter's bed, then takes a deep whiff of your crotch.
>"My, what an exotic scent!"
>She sniffs again, and you begin to rise to the occasion.
>"Well then let's light this firecracker!"
>Her horn glows as she magics your pants down around your ankles.
>Fucking unicorn magic again.
>Schwing!
>"Perfect!"
>She backs up and turns around, then guides her ample rump up to your member.
>It takes her a couple of tries, but she soon guides you inside of her.
>"Hold on now!"
>https://derpibooru.org/1353815 happens.
>As she sighs in satisfaction, she pulls herself away, being careful not to spill.
>She turns and look over her shoulder at you.
>"Be sure you don't tell my daughter about this, okay? She gets terribly jealous!"
>Fucking OP rapist unicorns...
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That's all of it, I'm done wasting your time now.
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>>29508304
>that last frame
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>>29509850
I want pinkie to eat my ass then make out with Fluttershy.
[Spoiler]The thought sorta makes my wiener hard.
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>>29510493
Any particular reason why?
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>>29509910
>Wasting our time
Absolute nonsense. You provided a series of pics relevant to the topic, and they're entertaining. You're a hero.
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>>29475011
Found it. It was a Scrabhunter story from 2012
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Shimmy Shim apparently owns a sushi food truck. Is that where her >rape
dollars go?
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>>29514253
I'm concerned on where did she get all of that money to get a truck.
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>>29514351
I always had the headcanon that she was a pizza delivery chick on the side...

I had no reason for that headcanon, but...
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Someone write something
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>>29515147
Im going to try my damndest after tomorrow when I've actually slept properly again.
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>>29515470
Can't wait to see what you come up with.
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>>29509910
Damn that was messed up.
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>>29509717
T I N Y A S S
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>>29445030
Sound like... Rape with RGRE
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>>29509910
Is this raridashdoodles? Looks like his style, just a little shittier. Maybe older works?
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>>29517683
It didn't have an artist linked in derpibooru, so I wouldn't know.
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>>29511774
It just kind of does, you know.

But more importantly Vinny is moving on up and is better well geared for horsing around with all his Flutterfriends now!
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>>29519775
T H I C C
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>>29519775
im diamonds
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>>29519775
>Those arizona teas
I swear Vinny stays drinking those, I love you man
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>>29521255
I drink em at full mast captain!
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>>29495661
>>29495885
Hey look who's back! Sorry I've been quiet the whole weekend. I had to spend it with my nephew.

Here's part 4: https://docs.google.com/document/d/130BQLEnNDxWW7XgDlsCWZtR56lpsHJfkvqVNMvFfi3Y/edit?usp=sharing
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>>29519775
Noice

>>29521635
Double noice. Anymore?
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>>29521635
Can't wait to see where you take this.
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Here is Something More than Nothing Bump
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There haven't been any greens lately so here you go
>Be green 'alien'
>Magically find yourself on a pony world not too long ago
>Small yellow horse wants to rape you
>She tries to guess you fetish so she could have some monkey dick
>She brings sharp things
>Knives aren't your fetish tho
>Butter Bile uses the knife to force herself onto you
>Set up for pun
>Fucking Shutterfly
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>>29523664
This needs to be framed.
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>>29523664
Can't even describe how hard I am right now.
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>9
Bump for the morningfags.
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>You roll out of your bed and land on both feel like you normally did.
>same shiiiIII-
>You've steps on a roller skate and you struggle to keep your balance.
>As soon as you think you got the hang of it, you hit a small ledge and tumble down the stairs onto a set of stacked dominoes.
>You stand and try to get your bearings but you're snatched into the air by a bear trap and a picture of your wifu;s plump rump is inches from your face.
>l-lewd
>The blood that would be rushing to your brain right now has taken a detour.
> the domino rally pushes a ball down a chute that turns on a ceiling fan that launches a flaming paper airplane at the rope holding you up.
The rope burns and snaps releasing you
the back of your pants gets caught on something on the way down and tears away form you.
You land on a springy mattress back first with your soldier standing at attention.
>Another domino rally knocks over stick and opens the hatch in you ceiling you don't remember having.
>Fluttershy falls from the open hatch onto your dick vag first.
>HHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGG not gonna spurt
>"Hey Anon, are Rube Goldberg machines your fetish?"
>They are now but you're not going to tell her that.
"Get off Fluttershy"
>"Very poor choice of words Anon."She raises and lowers her hips.
>You reach up to stop her but are met with the resistance of handcuffs!
>It seems she thought of everything.
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>>29525560
I've been looking for this one, thanks for posting it.
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>>29523246
Can't wait til you're able to continue that comic.
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>page 9
Rip thread
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>You turn away from the pink pony, staring out the window from across the room
>"Hey."
>Ignore her
>"Come on," she whines, "talk to me."
>Keep ignoring her
>She looks over her shoulder at you
>"Please? Pretty please, with lots of love on top?"
>When is Twilight going to come back already? You're tired of having to entertain this friend of hers
>The pink pony turns her brow down at you, snorts, and then, after taking a deep breath . . .
>"Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease--"
Fuck! Okay.
>You turn and leer angrily at her, your entire body trembling in annoyance at sight of her pleased smile
Fine. I'll talk to you. Just shut up already.
>"Yay," she says, clopping her hooves together
So, what was so important that you nearly had to drive me out of my brain just to get my attention?
>She purses her lips together and squints her eyes, humming and trying to remember
>You heard that any pony who has a horn and a pair of wings is a princess
>You sure hope that isn't true with this pony here
>She gasps and nods her head at you
>"I remembered."
Great. What was it.
>"I'm bored."
>You press your nails into your palm, trying to keep in check your desire to murder this princess
>"You know what we should do?"
What should we do? you ask with great strain
>She giggles briefly, hiding her mirth behind a shy hoof, and then watches you from the corner of her eye
>She leans towards you, giggling and embarrassed, and says:
>"We should fuck."
>Your frown slackens in surprise
>Cadance raises her eyebrows suggestively
>"I'm not hearing a no," she says, taking a couple of testing steps towards you
>You look nervously round the room and wonder when Twilight is going to come back
>Cadance leans over your chair now, her body draped over you and her eyes looking down into yours with clear intent
Aren't you married?
>"Yeah," she sighs. "But he's dumb."
So you're going to cheat on him?
>"No," she says. "I won't tell if you don't."
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>>29529707
You have a baby together.
>She sticks her tongue out
>"She's dumb, too. Couldn't fly her way out of a paper bag, even with those wings of hers."
It's a baby!
>Cadance rolls her eyes playfully
>"Totally," she says, brushing the tip of her hoof against your groin. "Even if she saw us, she'd never understand what we were doing. You feel me?"
No!
>She finds the base of your cock and begins to stroke your quivering length
>"I think you do," she says with a teasing grin
>Her smile, relaxed and knowing, presses against you with warm comfort as she watches your face, heated and breathing deeply, ease into the gentle rhythm of her stroking
>She hums contentedly and, reading the intent in her frank eyes, she brushes her cheek against yours
>"Give me a kiss," she whispers into your ear
>Your arms, pressing against the softness and running up the trail of her back, find rest on the back of her head
>She swoons back into your hands
>You look into her eyes until she closes hers and moves slightly into you
>Your lips quiver as you part them slightly
>The last of your hesitancy is gone under the seductive song of your bodies touch
>"I'm back," says Twilight. "Spike didn't put Twister back in the right--What the fuck?!"
>Cadance, her eyes flying up like revealing blinds, pushes you and you go clattering down onto the floor
>"He raped me!" she screams to Twilight
>You roll over the back of the chair and stand up
Bullshit! She was annoying the hell out of me until, for no reason, she started coming onto me.
>"He grabbed my head and forced me to kiss him," Cadance screams
She came up to me and started rubbing my cock through my pants.
>"He said he'd throw Flurry Heart in a bag into the river if I didn't do what he wanted."
She seduced me and didn't even care that she was cheating on her husband.
>Twilight looks bewildered between the two of you, both of you with messy hair and bright cheeks
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>>29529713
>Silence eventually reveals the real culprit, as Cadance grows so flustered under its awkward influence that she runs out the window and flies towards the horizon
>Twilight trots to the window and watches her go silently
>Then with sad eyes looking for answers, she turns to you
>"What happened?"
>Sighing tiredly, you pull your chair back up and sit down
Okay, so at first she wouldn't shut up . . .

I'd like to dedicate this silly one shot to Flutterpriest, who has both the courage and goodwill needed to shamelessly admit that he likes Princess Cadance, even though she is without a doubt the worst horse of the century
Office Love when?
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>>29529766
That was a pretty good green Anon.
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>>29530357
>Dude let me in, I'm a flutterpony
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>>29530539
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>>29531033
Seems legit.
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Flump
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>>29529766
Lord.
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>>29530357
You see, folks, THIS anon is properly prepared to repel boarders.
He deliberately set that lamp there, so that there's no way rapist ponies can enter his house through the bedroom window without knocking over the lamp and waking him up.
I'll bet you he's also got a fully loaded squirt bottle under his pillow.
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>>29532170
I'll wager he littered the floor with lego's and the pointest toy dinosaurs.
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>>29532204
We'll, I dunno about that. Are they effective against hooves? Also, high probability of being hoist by your own petard that way.
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>>29532170
I've never noticed that before, thank you for enlightening me today.
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>>29533584
A wonderful picture commiserating the difficulty of 'opening' 'mayonnaise jars' with hooves.
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this thread deserves more
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>bump
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>"Okay Anon, just sit down while I try to get this spell ready."
>You were at Twilight's castle.
>A week ago she caught you 'taking care of yourself', that is, jerking off. And while angrily talking dirty to yourself. Not your proudest moment, but dammit you're lonely.
>So Twilight being the wonderful friend that she is has been harassing you since then about letting her help you with your problem.
>Every time you said no she'd come up with a new solution, each one involving her and you fucking in some way.
>When it comes to sexual inventiveness she's suffering from an embarrassment of riches. She's more repressed than you are.
>This went on for a while until she came up with a plan to transform herself into a human woman.
>You would tell yourself that you agreed just to shut her up, but in reality you were hoping she could do it.
>You wouldn't even mind if it was Twilight beneath it all, you were ready for some hairless sweaty human fun.
>"Alright so what do I have to do?" You ask.
>"Nothing, just sit still and let me collect a sample."
>"What?" is all you can say before you feel a small patch of hair being pulled from your head.
>"There we go. Now I just have to charge up the spell."
>Rubbing your head you try to ignore the urge to hurt her. She's standing inside of some kind of magic circle. You're pretty sure you've seen something like this in a video game before, maybe zelda? Ydk.
>Suddenly it all starts glowing and Twilight is lifted into the air as your 'sample' flies around her.
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>>29536610
>The light continues to brighten until you're forced to shield your eyes. It's actually pretty frightening, there's a reason you avoided magic as much as you could here.
>Almost as soon as it started it stops with a gust of wind, that blows some books off of the shelves around the room. Spike's gonna be mad.
>With a rapidly beating heart you look to where Twilight was. You see laying face down before you a naked human form.
>It actually worked, you wouldn't believe it if she wasn't laying before you.
>And on that matter you should probably see if she's still alive. Getting down you give her a good shake which gets you a groan.
>Good, she's alive. Time to fuck.
>"Twilight it worked. Can you hear me?"
>"A-anon? Did you say it worked?" She says lifting herself up onto her knees.
>It's at this moment you see her face, or rather your face. And you can see more than that. A flat chest, an Adam's apple, and modest looking dick. It's a grower.
>She's an exact clone of you, save for the purple hair and her voice.
>"Does this mean we can finally have sex?" 'She' say as she looks up at you with exhausted but optimistic eyes.
>Of course she'd mess this up.
>"You dun goofed."
>"W-what? I'm a human now aren't I?"
>"Yeah, you're me."
>"But... how? I did everything right."
>"Congratulations Twilight, you finally got my dick." You say as you get up.
>Twilight examines your/her new body as she starts to blush furiously. Surprisingly the sight of you blushing at yourself naked is not a cute one. It's actually pretty weird.
>As you open up the door to walk back home you hear one last plea from Twilight.
>"Wait, Anon."
>Wordlessly you turn to hear what she has to say.
>"Would it help if I wore a dress?"
>You turn around and walk out the door.
>As you get down the road you hear her shout "That wasn't a no!"
>Ponies stare at what must be the strangest thing they've ever seen as your naked doppelganger yells at you, the local alien, about sex.
>Fucking ponies. You miss Earth.
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>>29536636
Welp, it's the perfect solution for anyone who's ever been told to go fuck themselves.
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Bamp
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>Pinkie Pie has this hat
>She's come to bother you about sexual intercourse as usual, but this hat changes things.
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>>29537883
I don't think that would change too much.
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>>29537883
>but this hat changes things.
Damn right it does.
Ponk just guessed my fetish.
#MAGA
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>>29537883
Whomever wears the hat, gets the D.
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>Her face when she knows the extensive list of your fetishes
>Her face when she hears Fluttershy get close to one of them with her guesses
>Twilight's faces when she lays awake at night thinking of how you and Fluttershy would act out these degenerate things.
>Twilight may be a desperate nerd, but she not desperate enough for you.
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>>29540546
>but she not desperate enough for you
That's where the >rape comes into play you dummy.
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>>29540546
>Twilight's fetish is knowing your fetish.
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>>29541462
Now if you look to your left, you'll see ponut city!
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Has anyone ever done green based off this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
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>>29542437
> Discord made it so all ponies poop icecream during the time before he was imprisoned
> Sombra makes the Crystal Empire vanish before Celestia and Luna stop Discord
> No modern day pony knows Crystal ponies poop icecream and Crystal ponies are too polite to talk about such things.
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>>29542497
>Fluttershy tries to use this as a fetish
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>>29542529
>*Knock knock*
>You sigh and open the door
>A shivering yellow Pegasus stands before you
>A-anon-n, I-is I-icec-cream p-poop-p y-your-
>You slam the door
>Fucking Fluttershy
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>>29542583
>Fluttershy takes her ice cream filled ass back to Rarity's
>Fluttershy squats and returns Rarity's ice cream where she conveniently got it from
>Life goes on and Rarity is none the wiser.
>filename
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>>29538330
>>29539080
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>>29542674
Filename is my fetish
(Mare unknowingly eats food product that was once in another mare's ass.)
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>>29540546
Fetish is surgically opening up pony belly to see uterus shift around while fucking her sweet pony pussy.
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>>29543470
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>>29543470
Fuck a crystal pony and you don't even need to open them up.
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>>29536636
Now I want a continuation where fluttershy rapes twi-non, not believing that it's ACTUALLY Twilight and not an elaborate and unlikely ruse to get FS to leave anon alone.
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>>29543525
But the pony tears are the best part!
(I suppose I could instead try breathplay until she starts crying...)
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>>29459965
>Doing CPR to the beat of Stayin' Alive
God damn you and your accuracy to CPR courses.
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>>29537883
Fuck how did she know.
Women wanting to stop the false song of globalism is my fetish.
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>>29459965
>Stayin' Alive
I can't breath.
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>>29543788
> Pinkie has discovered your fetish before Fluttershy
>What do?
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>>29544740
Plow the Pink Pone Pussi, Perhaps?
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Flump>>29542153
>"Thats my favorite part of the tour!"
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>>29544740
She's my waifu dude, I'd be trying to plow that the second I got into pastel horse land.
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>>29544740
Run,l and move out of the city, I don't want worst whorse to know it.
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>>29545497
Leave.
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>>29545541
The goal of the thread is to NOT fuck the pony, Anon.
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>>29545541
No, faggot. This isn't your tumblr. Also, your waifu a shit if you were >>29545414 #
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>>29545551
If it were any other pony I would not be trying to fuck them.
>>29545562
No you
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>>29545643
Then get lost, and take your shit taste with you.
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>>29545688
>Pinkie
>shit taste
What did he mean by this?
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>>29545813
What did he mean by this?
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>Alines invade Equestria
>They're after women and children
>Stealing ponies with only The Best pussy
>Fluttershy is about to be abducted right off your doorstep, now this changes things!
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>>29546245
>she starts to hover away, but tries to fly right out of it
>you kick her back in, only slowing down her escape
>you start to chuck rocks and desperately rip out your mailbox to toss it at her
>she dodges the rocks, but fails to get away from the mailbox
>it hits her square in the face, rendering her unconscious
>she gets abducted
>now you can enjoy some peace and solidarity because that's your fetish

AYY LMAO
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>>29546467
Solidarity? Or solitude? One is my fetish, the other is not.
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>Be Anon
>You have lived in Equestria for about three months, twelve days, fifteen hours
>But who's counting
>Your life is miserable
>No friends, no job, and you're avoided like the plague
>No horse wants to be your wifu
>The only thing you have to look forward too is the free money sent to you by Celestia
>Something about her feeling bad or whatever
>As long as it lets her sleep at night
>While most would look at you life and 'Gee would ya look see at this sorry fucker'
>It gets worse
>Much worse
>The only pony who pays attention to you just so happens to be a psychotic shut in with horribly suppressed sexual urges
>Of course referring to
>Fucking Fluttershy

continue y/n
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>>29473457

If that's your definition, then mlp has been furry since 1985.
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>>29546945
y
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>>29546999
BINGO!!!
Furries.
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>>29546831
The latter, and it's quite obvious that it is your fetish.
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>>29546945
Yes
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>>29546945
yes
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>>29546945
Starting off this
>You start your day like all the others that you spent in this technicolored hell
>you get up brush your teeth/wash your face
>Not like it really matters as all the people, or well ponies, don't find you at all appealing anyway
>Well at least the sane ones don't
>After drying your hands you quickly rub one out and head downstairs
>Heading into the kitchen you are faced with generally the hardest decision of your average day
>Which shity cereal do you hate the least
>Ponies make good pastries but abhorrent cereals
>While your stuffing a cardboard box drenched in milk down your throat you pass your time by rubbing one out
>You remembered the safety bucket this time though
>Now with (((breakfast))) done you head to your mailbox to sort through the bills and spam like a good citizen
>You hold out in front of you your weekly pity check as you idly think if someone cares for you and feels for your torment or thinks they are above you and deserving of your vote
>But who cares it's free money
>Jokes on them anyways because you're not allowed to vote
>Fucking racist ponies
>Lost in your hate filled thoughts you are wiped back into reality by the annoying voice of your neighbor
>"Hay there Anon, lovely morning isn't it?"
"Fuck you, you fat cunt of a farm animal" you shouted back
>Leaving the pony shocked you rush back inside before anymore confrontation
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>>29548396
>Slamming the door you slump down into the fetal position
>Why are you so abrasive
>You didn't even mean to explode at your neighbor whose name now escapes you
>Nonetheless you did
>And it made you feel kinda like shit
>You couldn't stop thinking about how pathetic you are
>And now you can't stop thinking how pathetic you are for pitying yourself
>That's the government's job
>No you were gonna make something of yourself
>You weren't gonna be the autistic loner who spent most of his time yelling at ponies in the park like a drunk bum
>You were gonna be the slightly looked down upon introvert with a job like you know you could be
>You're still gonna get drunk and yell at ponies but that's just who you are
>Just then you inspirational thoughts were interrupted by three knocks on your door
>Getting up you open your door only to realize mid motion who had to be
>Standing in front of you was your personal sexual predator
>Fluttershy was wearing a cheap duck costume that was ripped and stained in several places
>"Hay Anon are ducks your fetish?"
"Fuck off yellow horse I was having a moment" with that you slammed the door in her face
>You herd a faint yelp of pain from behind the door as you walked away
>Looks like you saving your lifestyle change for tomorrow
>Ducking Fluttershy
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>>29548616
Please, have some more?
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>>29548616
Much appreciated.
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>>29537883
Kick her in the face to reclaim my hat back.
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I really hope Nebulus isn't dead.
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>>29550400
Nah senpai, I'm still here. Just reading the news before I head to work.

Working on a story though, believe it or not.
Here's an extract:

>Fluttershy's 'problem' will haunt you.
>You cement this fact in your mind and prepare to deal with any future nightmares that may occur because of it.

What could it mean?
Who knows. You'll have to find out when I finish.
When will that be?
Eh, some time within the year.
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Bamp
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>>29551216
I dont have the self esteem to say no.
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>>29550409
Can't wait to see what that's about.
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>>29551794
> So do I Applebloom, so do I.
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>>29552257
Well, I just finished it.
I have to proof-read it yet, and might need to rewrite a few paragraphs here and there to make it more coherent, but otherwise I'm quite happy with it.

It's 41,000 characters long, which should make for about 20 posts worth of green. Hopefully you'll like it. For now though I'm going to sleep. I have work in the morning and I just stayed up until midnight writing My Little Pony fanfiction.

I've lost control of my life.
Again.
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>>29554448
sounds like it'll be real entertaining.
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bamp
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>>29548616
>You wake up dazed by the sun light streaming through your window
>Begrudgingly you roll out of your only safe space in this hell to start your day
>You follow your routine to the letter
>Wash, shave, spank your meat, wash again
>You did all of this with a great thought trying to claw itself from the back of your mind
>You knew it was something important but you couldn't remember what
>You were half way through your second morning meat beating session when it finally hit you
>Today was the day you were gonna stop being a lazy sack if shit and get a job
>...
>Shrugging your shoulders you continue to stroke yourself reasoning that you could find a job after you were 'satisfied'
>You were intelligent after all
>Yep you are one bright cookie, top 75% at community college
>Smiling at your academic success you remember that you forgot the safety bucket when you sat down
>This realization hit you just as you finished
>...Shit
>Well who cares you had a goal to complete and a job to find
>Who cares about soiled floors anyway
>Stepping out of your door into the clean morning air you take a look at the world around you
>This is really the only time you have actually entered the outside world to do something other than buy food, cash checks, or bully the town ponies
>Felt weird
>The hole morning felt kinda off actually
>Almost like you were being watched
>You swivel to find the source of your unease but to no avail
>Only one pony would have a reason to sneak up on you
>Fucking Fluttershy
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>>29556293
>Growing uneasy you prepare yourself to haul ass to the nearest jobs planer
>Fucking communist ponies
>"Hey Anon" A small voice pipes up below you
>"We were wondering if you could help us with a problem" A second, more raspy voice says
>"We could really use somepony of your talents" said a third voice, barely audible because of its pitch
>Looking down you spot three little fillies the town knew as the Cutie Mark Crusaders
>You never understood how they got the title as they have not yet pledged undying loyalty to the Pope
>You've asked that before
"What talent do you need?" You asked simply to humor them
>"It would be mighty kind of ya to help us get to our friend Zecora in..."
>You cut her off
"As much as I would love to risk my life in a forest I'm actually going into town to look for a job, so thanks but no thanks"
>With that you turned to leave only to be stopped by the scooter one
>"We'll pay you" she said snickering
"How much"
>"Ten bits an hour"
"Twenty"
>"Fifteen"
"Done"
>"Alright cool meet us outside the forest in about a hour 'k"
>You simply nod your head and with that they zoom off
>You are now employed to three children
>yay
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>>29556305
Wasn't expecting the cmc.
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>>29556910
Nobody expects the CMC.
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>>29445030
God damn, I can't believe it's been 3 or so years since I browsed Flutterrape (and it's still here) or since I have written disgusting technicolor cartoon mini-horse porn greentexts. Maybe I should try my hand at this shit again, either way it's nice to at least be reading it again.
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Someone should write a fic where another human with an interest in Fluttershy shows up. This could form some kind of love triangle where she still likes Anon and the new person gives 'Shy a taste of her own medicine.

It's just an idea I thought I'd throw out there. Feel free to use or tell me your thoughts.
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>>29557758
Priest wrote one like that
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>>29557758
Yeah it's this one.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/321821/jealousy
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CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT TWILIGHT SPARKLES SELF LUBRICATING PONUT
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>>29558781
You too, man?
Thought I was alone in this one, this is such a relief.
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Boop
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Geez this thread just wants to die doesn't it
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>>29559817
nah, we just perfected the way of bumping last second
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>>29559817
Death is but an interlude to the next life.
Flutterrape is eternal.
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>>29558233
Wow. Not exactly what I was looking for, but the twists in the story are really something.

Still, not exact, so my idea COULD be done and still be original. But since I dought that we'll see another fic on this thread, this will do just fine.

Thanks. :)
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>>29560101
Doubt. I spelt doubt wrong.
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>>29560117
No problem glad I could help.
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One more day of the 4cc and I can fix my sleep schedule and fucking contribute to this fucking shit. It's been way too long.
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>>29561206
John Cena just needs to go back to his white rapper heel persona.
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>You were getting pretty tired of Flutterrapist complicating your life all the damn time.
>It should have been so endearing, to have a girl feel so deeply in love with you that she knowingly spent day and night longingly watching you.
>It’s just too bad that the girl was a pony.
>And that she “fell in love” with you after meeting you once, at a housewarming party that Pinkie threw for you when you moved to Ponyville.
>Fluttershy barely even said two words to you that night.
>And while perhaps passion does beget love wherein manners less favorable so too could spring madness from its well.
>She’s just way too annoying for you to find her cute at all.
>One time she tried to turn a simple game of chess that you two were playing, into an erotic experience.
>The game started out fine.
>But after you captured her first piece, she bit her lip and hummed pleasurably.
>Then, giving you a certain look, she simply said, “That was my first pawn.”
>She started losing on purpose as the game went on.
>And as you kept winning, her pleasurable squeals slipped out of her squirming body more and more.
>“You just took my bishop,” she’d say, red in the face and panting.
>Taking another piece, she’d toss her head back and scream, saying:
>“Oh, you just claimed my horse.”
>And when you had claimed checkmate with your rook her body shook asunder.
>She watched you, chewing her hooves in anticipation, as you took your rook between your thumb and index finger.
>“Not my queen,” she said. “I don’t think I could take it if you . . .”
>You moved forward and, with Fluttershy panting and watching with excited eyes, you plunged your rook into the unprotected queen.
>Fluttershy gasped for breath, screamed, and then arched her back so much that she fell out of her chair and onto the ground, splaying her spent self in view of all the other ponies in the public park who had gathered to watch you play.
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>>29562404
There, we finished the game, you said, getting up angrily. Now we both know, for sure, that chess is not my fetish.
>You left quickly, making your way through the crowd.
Fucking Fluttershy, you kept saying under your breath.
>She did shit like this all the time, though you blamed Twilight for giving her that idea in particular; and it was certainly not cute.
>Two old stallions who were watching laughed at your expense.
>“I played a game like that once,” one of them said. “Only it was in my dreams.”
>“I think that chess might actually be my fetish now,” said the other.
>Not at all cute in the slightest.

she's not cute, guys
be strong
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>>29562422
She can be pretty cute though.
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>>29557252
I've been craving a CMC story lately.
>>29556305
Please keep going ShittyGreenGuy. I'd like to see where this goes.

>>29557360
maybe you should write something again
yeah, that'd be a good idea, I think

>>29554448
That sounds radical Neb.

What about the rest of you guys? Any writing been going on lately?
Jchallo?
Smudgey?
Brownee?
Flutterpriest?
Cog?
anyone . . .?
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>>29562422
I'm not sure, mate.
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>>29562590
>Brownee?

Yo. >>29561206

Thank you for thinking of me...
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>>29562590
Sorry mate, I've been busy making a name for myself in the 4CC so I haven't written anything in almost a year.
I still lurk here out of habit though.
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>>29562639
I thought that was you, but I wanted to ask anyway.
Cool.
>>29562699
Well if you ever write again, I'll be the first guy to drop everything I'm doing so I can read it.
"Moonwalker" in particular is an awesome story and one of my favorites
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>>29556305
>You are wondering what your parents expected of you the day you were born
>Did they think that you would be a mathematician or an astronaut, or did they think that you would end up a bum
>Probably the latter
>They would have never expected you to be where you are now
>Well sorta
>You're still a bum, but you're working on fixing that
>You are, unfortunately, on an alien planet waiting to escort three small children through a dangerous forest
>Oh how much you have grown
>Your thoughts were rudely interrupted by a metallic screeching
>Like as if a large number of steel traps were being jostled together by a less than smooth cart ride
>Looking toward the source of this auditory assault you spot none other than the CMC coming over the hill
>One look at their cart sent a shiver down your spine
>Who in there right mind would give little fillies so many traps, and why
>This question was rendered minute compared to your sudden realization that you were there to catch something
>Something very big
>nope.jpeg
>noneofthatshit.png
"What in flying fuck have you brought with you and why the fuck do we need it"
>All three looked a little nervous
>Apple-bum, at least that's what you think her name was, took out a piece of paper from be hind her bow and showed it to the other two whispering something before putting it back
>"Well ya see the thing is..."
>Skrrt-allot chimed in "Zecora needs us to get the hair an animal in Everfree and we need your help"
>Apple-hat shot her a look that was meet with a shrug
"Look you three I'm not gonna risk my life for 15 bits an hour, see ya"
>With that you turned and left
>Fuckin' cheep ass ponies expecti...
>"We'll pay you double" you herd from behind you
>It was Sweetie-pot you think
>You turn back to face the trio
>They're conversing among themselves
>"An' we'll pay ya 50 bits up front" Snapple bloom said
>You think to yourself
>'Are you really gonna risk life and limb for money'
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>>29563479
>Fifteen minutes later you are setting up a bear trap in the most dangerous forest in the world
>You now know what it feels like to be a whore
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>>29561206
Suddenly thinking of someone finding out Wrestling might be Anon's fetish so they dress like John Cena, and then discover that for some inexplicable reason, Anon can't see them.
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>page 9
Noice
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up you go!
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>>29566103
Don't worry Anon, I have no trouble getting it up.
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>>29566112
Get out of my damn board futashy! And stop drinking Zecora's potions. None of them are my fetish.
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>>29521635
Any word for an update?
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Bamp
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Bemp
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Nothing from me today
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>Anon is washing dishes one day and pulls his hands from the suds, Fluttershy, who was there with him, sees his washing secrets
>pic related
>Fluttershy's mind is run amuck with pleasureful thoughts.
>Anon stared down at the little pony who enroute gushes herself before him
>He sighs knowing it's time to kick her out as usual
>He wished to clean up her act one of these days but today wasn't the day
>Pulling his dripping soapy hands from the sink he grabs Fluttershy by the scruff and picks her up
>Hefting her up he fails to notices the slippery wet spot he made and take his first step into it
>Slipping near immediately, he falls only to come to a moment later with his gloved hands deep into Fluttershy's lady bits
>He struggles to remove his hands but his met with resistance from Fluttershy urging to keep them in.
>The two fight like this pretty often, and in fights like these in particular Fluttershy seems to always be the winner in the end
>Fluttershy has her orgasm with Anon's hands struggling and wiggling inside her
>And after that Anon kicks her out for the rest of the day
>His cleaning gloves thoroughly soiled thanks to
>Fucking Fluttershy
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>>29445100
DAMN SON
THEY ADDED SOME FIRE BITCHES
FINALLY
I CAN WATCH PONE WITH MY DICK IN MY HAND
THAT CREAM COLOURED PRINCESS IS GETTING SOME WHIPPED TOPPING RIGHT IN HER MOUTH
DIRECTLY FROM THE BOTTLE
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>>29480883
I loved the story Anon, keep up the good work.
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>>29459965
>Stayin' Alive
Every 3 years I gotta listen to an instructor telling me to use that, never thought I'd ever find it funny. Good stuff lad.
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>>29571626
Well that was certainly something.
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Boop.
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>>29575089
I could use some of that on my own face.
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>>29575206
It could be pretty nice
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>>29575089
>not moonbutt
Give me a better princess.
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>>29575443
>Priest's princess of choice
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>>29575761
Plot twist: Is actually Chrysalis covered in changlings.
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>>29575761
Compared to sunshit, I would still take it. It is a whole lot of loving.
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Bamp
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>>29459965
You remind me of the olden, grumpy Anons of yore, and the ever-faithful Butterhushes of yesteryear, though those fair maidens are still alive in our tales today.
You've made me feel nice, so thanks Anon.
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>>29578579
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Is this your fetish
https://derpibooru.org/1375632
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>>29577814
>>29580146
Goddamnit.
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>>29580895
She is such a lewd horse
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>>29578579
Damn that makes my dick tingle...
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>>29582070
Model her pussy around my dick, and please!
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>>29582070
Please, stop. I don't think I can handle another.
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>Another day in Equestria.
>You stopped counting or caring after the second year.
>You wake up and start getting ready for your busy day of doing nothing, just like any other day.
>As you're brushing your teeth you hear noise coming from your kitchen. Which means that there's a horse in your house again.
>Fluttershy has been doing things like this for a while now. It used to be kinda amusing, then it became annoying, but now you're just numb to it.
>You don't even feel flattered, as other ponies have let you know, they don't find you attractive. It's only Fluttershy.
>Well time to throw her out.
>"Fluttershy I know you're in here." You yell at her from your bathroom. The only response you get is the sound of scrambling.
>As you get near the kitchen you remind her that you're not going to fall for the drugged breakfast again.
>When you turn the corner to your kitchen you expect your table to made up with candles or something like that, but instead see your kitchen is a huge mess.
>Pans scattered everywhere, egg shells in bowls, spilt milk and burnt toast on the floor, but no Fluttershy.
>You're seething with rage at this point. She just made a mess and then ran off when she heard you coming?
>You look around to find her. You didn't hear your door closing so you know she couldn't have left.
>"Fluttershy where are you? You're cleaning this mess."
>Every room you look is empty. She can't be this good at hiding. Finally though you give up and go back into your kitchen to assess the situation.
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>Well it looks like maybe she was trying to make an omelette... but how could she fuck this up this bad. From what you've seen she's actually a good cook.
>You sit down at your kitchen table and just try to soak it in. Next time you see her she's dead.
>It's at this time you hear some noise coming from your pantry. She's still here...
>You walk as silently as you can as you put your ear against the pantry door. You can hear her moving around in there.
>Idea time. You run to your drawer or random shit and pull out a roll of duct tape. You knew you'd need this.
>Wrapping it around the pantry you get an evil idea. This will scare her off for a while.
>After you've got it about half the roll around it you knock on it and tell Fluttershy that you'll be back later.
>About an hour later you return home with a hand truck. You wheel it over to the pantry and can hear quiet sobbing.
>Damn your conscience, you're starting to regret your plan. You go to your bed room and grab your old ipod and trusted headphones.
>You turn your best of Abba up to a level where you can't hear her. Goodbye guilty feelings, hello mamma mia.
>As you start wheeling the pantry outside you let her know that you're taking her on a trip.
>"You brought this on yourself Fluttershy. Trashing my house was the last straw."
>The look on her face will be priceless.
>After a while of walking you reach your destination, the lake.
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>>29583235
>"Well here we are, the lake. Time to get rid of this old pantry. I hope you can get out of there in time Fluttershy."
>You can feel the pantry shaking from her struggling. She must be so scared. This feels golden. You've got to hear how bad she's freaking out.
>When you take off your headphones you hear screams, filly screams, multiple filly screams.
>"Oh shit oh shit oh shit" is all you say as you cut the tape. When you open it up you see Sweetie Bell, Applebloom, and Scootaloo, with the food from your kitchen still on there hooves and faces. All of them have tears in there eyes and look terrified.
>Holy shit you're an evil asshole, why would you think that would be a good idea.
>"Are you guys ok?"
>This is answered with more crying. You've finally taken it too far. You're going to burn at the stake for this one.
>"Hey hey, stop crying. It was just a joke."
>"W-why would you do t-that Anon?" Applebloom asks through sobs.
>"I'm soo sorry, it was just a joke and I thought you guys where Fluttershy."
>"We were yelling at you the whole time though." Scootaloo says.
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>>29583242
>"I couldn't hear you because I had headphones... look I'm sorry, please don't tell anyone."
>"We thought y-you were lonely and j-just wanted to have br-breakfast with you Anon." Sweetie Bell says with tears still running down her face.
>"We still can. I-I'll take you out for breakfast every morning."
>"Really?" Sweetie asks while they look up at you with the saddest expressions you've ever seen.
>You truly are a monster.
>"Yeah, anywhere you guys want to go. This was just a game me and Fluttershy play sometimes, you know? Just a thing adults do and... you don't need to tell anyone about it. Ok?"
>"O-ok." Good, they understand.
>"So let's get you cleaned up and then we'll all go out and eat, I'll even let you ride on my shoulders." They seem to cheer up with that.
>You're walking a razor's edge here and you know it. Their families wouldn't understand what happened here. They'd see it as you kidnapping and attempting to drown three children who were on a goodwill mission.
>If they say one thing about this you're facing a lynch mob.
>As Applebloom and Scootaloo ride on your shoulders and Sweetie Bell sits in your arms you try your best to win them over.
>You're going to be buying breakfast for a long time.
>When you get home you send them to your bathroom to clean up while you sit on your couch and try to calm yourself down.
>If you're careful and very lucky, no one will ever know what an evil person you are.
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>When they come out they look clean as ever, and you proceed to apologize some more.
>"It's alright Anon, we totally weren't scared." Scootaloo says in her usual cocky way.
>"So are you guys hungry yet? Let's go eat, anywhere you want."
>"Even sugarcube corner?"
>"Yes, and you can even get cupcakes for breakfast."
>This gets a resounding 'yay' from all of them. Looks like you're going to live.
>Suddenly there's a knock at your door.
>When you open it Fluttershy is standing there in a french maid costume.
>"Are French maids your fetish Anon?"
>"You know what Fluttershy, yes they are. And cleaning house just.. does it for me."
>She squees as you let her in but looks confused when she sees the fillies standing next to you.
>"Um, Anon? Why are they here?"
>"Oh we're going out for breakfast."
>"O-oh, I'd love to have breakfast with you." She says happily
>"Sorry Fluttershy, maids have to keep the house clean while I'm away. You'll have to join us some other time."
>"O-oh um, ok. But when you get back you can, um, have do some extra cleaning, in y-your bedroom?" She says trying to look as sexy as she can. This gets scowls from all three fillies.
>"Yeah maybe, but my house has to be totally clean when I get back. Even the kitchen."
>She smiles as she trots to the kitchen. That's your que to going. She's in for a nice shock.
>The fillies take their places back on your shoulders and in your arms as you start walking.
>Along the way Sweetie asks "Hey Anon, is Fluttershy your special somepony now?" the other fillies look at you for an answer on either side of your head.
>"No. I just wanted her to clean my house."
>"Good" is all she says as she buries her head into your torso. Scootaloo and Applebloom both rest their heads against yours.
>"You're funny Anon." Applebloom says as she wraps her foreleg around the back of your neck. Uh oh.
>Pro: they're not upset anymore. Con: they're still going to get you killed.
>Whatever, you can worry later. But for now, breakfast.
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>>29583288
Oh wow.
>Are foursomes your fetish Anon?
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Gonna vomit up some green later tonight. Try to stay alive til then.
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>>29584822
Can't wait to see what you've got.
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>>29585498
>A knock at the door.
>A month ago it would've been Fluttershy no question, but recently you had a new morning visitor, one that scared Fluttershy away.
>Opening the door you see your new friend just standing there looking at you.
>"What do you want Chrysalis?"
>"Hello Anonymous, if you must ask I have another guess for you today, and I think I figured it out this time." She says optimistically.
>"Well get on with it already."
>She steps back and starts to concentrate hard on something before flashing green and turning into sort of a human.
>"I've done it this time. This is the ideal human female form."
>She's wrong. Having never seen a human female she's only working off of your appearance and just guessing on the rest. Working of what ponies consider attractive.
>She can't seem to figure out things like human ears and noses, has no concept of breasts, and basically looks like a cross between a Picasso and Giger painting, with a few cutesy bits thrown in the mix.
>You don't know what her endgame is or why she's trying to become a human woman if she thinks you're so damn ugly.
>"That's not it." You say
>"That's it! I'm done guessing. Just describe it to me already!" She says transforming back to her normal form.
>"Why? What do you want from me?"
>"I just want to, *mumble* feed on your love..." you now know changelings blush green.
>"There's ponies that you can do that to, why me specifically?"
>"I've never tasted human love before."
>"Okay but if you get it right one day I'll still know it's you. What do you think I'll just fall for you?"
>She blushes more at that. With a very toothy grin, she says: "Maaaybee."
>"Okay well bye Chrysalis."
>As you close the door you hear "Aren't you going to invite me-"
>She's getting bolder but at least she doesn't force her way into your house like other ponies have.
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That was great, haven't seen a lot of bug horse here.
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>Loud impatient knocking wakes you up.
>It's the middle of the night, who the hell is it?
>"What do you want!?" You shout swinging open your door.
>Standing there smiling is Chrysalis again.
>"Hello Anonymous, how are you this morning?"
>"Morning? It's 1am! How do you think I am?"
>Ignoring you she continues: "That's good, as you may have heard, I recently experienced a coup d'état in my own kingdom and am currently without a place to live."
>"Uh huh, so what?" You say, still tired.
>"As royalty and according to the laws of this land, I am allowed to appropriate sanctuary whenever I need to."
>"No."
>"Well Anonymous, I'm not asking and it's not up for debate." She's grinning so smugly but she's not getting in.
>"No Chrysalis, go away." You say as you slam your door shut.
>But as soon as you do it's magic'd open.
>"You can share the bed with me or you can take the couch." She says as she just walks in.
>"No, you can't just take someone's house."
>"I'm not taking it, I'm borrowing it. And since you're one of my closest allies here in Equestria it only seems fitting that I would stay with you."
>"We're not allies. And I don't want you making cocoons or shedding your skin in my house. Now get out."
>She looks offended at your last comment.
>"I'm fully grown and don't she'd my skin anymore, and don't forget I'm still a queen and you need to treat me with respect!"
>She's genuinely scary looking right now, but you've learned not to back down with these ponies.
>"I don't care who you are, Get. Out. Of. My. House."
>"Think of it this way Anon, now I can try transforming into a human more often. I'd be sure to guess it then." She says completely shifting her mood. She may be genuinely crazy.
>"That's it I'm getting Twilight." You say, turning to leave.
>"Wait Anon- one last thing."
>When you turn to face her you see her smiling fiendishly while her horn glows and then you're hit with extreme tiredness. Damn magic.
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>>29586494
>Hours later
>You wake up in your bed feeling like shit. You feel like you slept on a rock.
>As you come to your senses you realize you're in your underwear, and you don't remember how you got there. Also there's a black, holy leg wrapped around you.
>Looking to your left you notice that you're currently being cuddled by a sleeping Chrysalis.
>You remember now, she got you with that spell last night. Well she didn't expect you to wake up before her, now you can escape and tell Twilight.
>An army of guard ponies will be able to 'persuade' her to leave. Now to get out of her grip.
>You grab on to one of her leg holes and gently move it off of you. As you slide out of bed she sighs and brings her arms to her chest cutely. Disgusting.
>Putting on some pants you run out of your house and into town. You've got to find one of your friends.
>Running shirtless past the hay burger place you double take and run back to see Twilight eating there. Of course.
>Running up to her table you try to tell her your situation between gasps. You need to do more cardio.
>Twilight just looks confused. "Anon what's wrong? You're sweating."
>"Twilight... it's Chrysalis... she's in my house... call princesses..."
>"Did you say Chrysalis is in your house?"
>You just nod instead of yelling at her for being stupid.
>"We need to get to the castle." She says as she teleports you and her to the castle.
>"Spike hurry, we need to send a letter to the princess."
>"Alright Anon, tell us what happened."
>Catching your breath you start: "Okay, she says she got kicked out of changeling land and that she's allowed to take over my house."
>"Wait, how did she say it exactly" she asks.
>"She said that she's a queen and she's allowed to take my house because of that and she needed sanctuary or something."
>Thinking silently to herself she magics a book over to her. Opening the book to about the middle she reads something under her breath.
>Looking up to you she says plainly: "It's her house now."
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>>29586511
"What do you mean it's her house now? She's a evil warlord, go get her."
>"Equestrian law states that any foreign royalty is allowed to seek sanctuary as long as they do so peacefully and as long they don't take property from legal citizens of Equestria."
>"She's non-peacefully taking all of my property." You say matter of factly.
>"Actually you don't really count Anon, you never become a citizen when you showed up here. Why do you think you never had to pay taxes?"
>Fuck she's right. "How do I get out of this then?" You ask.
>"The boom says she can only stay in Equestria under the sanctuary law for six months, and then she either has to become a citizen or move."
>"Alright, six months, that's uh, that's really shity."
>"I know you're upset Anon and I'll be here to help you whenever you need it, but legally you're not allowed to kick her out your house until then."
>"Give me a callender then."
>She levitates one over to you and you look it over.
>"So from if it's February 28th today I only have to wait until, August 28th... fuck."
>"Anon, it's March 2nd."
>" ...What!?"
>"That's what day it is."
>"I've been asleep for three days!?"
>She's doesn't really know what you're talking about.
>"Alright Twilight, this ends today."
>"Anon don't break the law, you know what would happen."
>"Don't worry Twilight, I'm not going to break any laws. I'm just going to be very persuasive."
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>>29586518
>She doesn't look like she buys it. And for good reason. As you leave the castle you grab a broom spike had left laying around. You're just going to borrow it.
>And when you get outside you take the lid off of Twilight's trash can. Time to liberate your home land.
>When you enter your house you see Chrysalis sitting on your couch watching your tv. She's watching your dvd of the lost ark.
>She looks over her shoulder as you slowly enter, ready for battle.
>"Ah Anonymous, you're back. I learned how to use your 'tiv' and your 'divid' player."
>"Alright Chrysalis, the game is up. You may know more about the law than I do but it's time you learned true combat."
>As soon as the words are out of your mouth your broom and shield are magic'd out your hands. She just said pats a spot next to her on the couch and invites you over.
>"This play is pretty good, come watch it with me."
>It's been a while since you watched it, and you're currently unarmed.
>"It's not a play, it's a movie. And don't knock me out anymore." You say as you start to sit on the far side of the couch, still not trusting her.
>"Sorry about that, I've never used that spell on a human before.
>"Well just don't try it again. and don't get comfortable because you're not living here the full six months."
>"Someone's been reading." She says without looking away from the screen.
>It's the face melting scene. You notice you'really currently glowing green and feel yourself slowly sliding over to her side, and she puts a foreleg around your shoulder.
>"This 'movie' is so romantic. Don't you think?"
>"..."
>"Hey Anonymous, guess what?"
>"What?"
>"I know what a human female looks like now."
>Dammit.
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>>29586523
That's all folks. I don't want to be one of those pretentious aie writers but I'm considering getting a pastebin. I write a couple stories like every week in these threads.
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>>29586543
If you plan on writing often no reason not to get a pastebin,
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Bamp
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>>29585782
>changelings blush green

my new headcanon
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>>29586543
That's fine, go right ahead. Hell, there are writers that make one post long and make a pastebin for it.
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>>29587864
That's pretty cute.
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Boop
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Bamp
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This IS your fetish, anon.
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>>29591178
Am I being forced to have sex or is it death? OR, is it because it's a gun?
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>>29591178
post your gunfus eeryone
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>>29591612
Best.
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>>29591178
Girls masturbating with guns is one of my many fetishes. Get to work Flutters, don't forget to play with the trigger seductively also.
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>>29591959
Gives new meaning to the phrase 'Banging your brains out.'
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>>29591992
FUCK YOU CARLOS!!!!!!11!!!1
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>>29591992
Are you sure it's so wise to joke like this with so many firearms present, Carlos?
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>>29591178
That's not how shotguns work, and it's not my fetish
>inb4 pedantic shit about the DP-12
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>doyoueverforgetyoudidadrawing.jpg
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>>29593193
>>29593475
When confronted with asses this big I too forget many things.
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>>29593872
>P-please stop harassing the Deer A-ambassador Anon...
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>"Fluttershy, why are you calling me this late?"
>"If you wish to see your cat alive again you will have sex that cute mare who always comes to house and genuinely cares for you." Fluttershy says in a deep muffled voice.
>"I have caller ID. And you're not going to hurt my cat. Bring her back when your done with the flea baths."
>"No, this is not Fluttershy, and you should really pay more attention to your cat's oral hygiene. She has a serious tartar problem."
>"Fluttershy I'm not a vet, you are. And I didn't even want a pet, you just insisted that I have one so I could 'develop nurturing skills'."
>"Cats prefer wet food and, um... give the mare the hot monkey dick or else." She says, losing her vocal disguise and then regaining it.
>"Goodnight Fluttershy." You say before hanging up the phone.
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>>29594521
Wet food would be nice, but I can't feed the poor thing meat being that these dang horses don't like the killing of other animals for it.
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>>29594521
Kill more animals for wet food, Fluttershy. We can fix that problem quickly.
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>>29594569
Oh no, she finally got my fetish...
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>>29594599
>"Whu-whu-what is it now? The pork ribs, the bikini, the table with the ribs, the barbecue sause, or the cookout setting?"
>Human Fluttershy looks at you with a growing wonderment as she unknowingly had gotten your fetish correct.
>Her seat visibly dampens.
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>>29594760
All of the above
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>>29597922
>It looks like I'm about to fuck this bitch, who's got her ass on my laptop,
>Up
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I wish bug pone writer was here
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>>29600350
He is here. You see, there's a little bit of him in all of us, so it's like he's always here.
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Ponies want to rape Anon because they believe his cum cures all disease.

Ironically, Anon is akin to a unicorn to them.
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>>29600509
I feel like I've read one like that somewhere, if I can find it I'll post a link.
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>Fluttershy brings you food and drink
>She asks if bootleg is your fetish
>Yes No?
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>>29601666
Thank you for your Bump, Satan. Flutterrape will always be in your debt.
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>>29602062
Jesus.
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>>29602062
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>With a sigh you went to open the door, after hearing someone knock on it
>It was definitely Fluttershy. About a month ago, she confessed that she had feelings for you
>And she didn't take it well when you told her you weren't interested
>She started coming over every day in the mornings
>You opened the door. Fluttershy was there, and she had a gift basket full of fruit in her mouth
>She dropped it at your feet
>"I figured you were about to have breakfast,” she said, “so I thought I'd be a good friend and bring you something special."
>You took the basket quickly and held it behind you
Well, I'm glad you happened to be thinking of me, you lied.
>You then tried to retreat back inside, but she pushed her way in and blocked the door when you started to close it
>"I was thinking we could have breakfast together."
>She looked hopefully up at you
Don't think that's a good idea.
>She frowned
Sorry, you said awkwardly.
>You pushed on the door so that it squeezed her sides gently
I don't want to hurt you, so do you think you could move out the way now?
>She didn’t answer
Fluttershy?
>She looked up sharply at you
>"No."
Excuse me?
>"Listen mister," she said sternly, "I've been nothing but kind to you for weeks now, hoping you'd give me chance, and I'm starting to get tired of it."
Hey, I didn't tell you to—
>She pushed her way into your house
>"Don't talk," she shouted. "You're going to actually listen to me for once.
>"I've spent so much time trying to get you to notice me that it has affected the way I live, the way I think, the way I am."
>She turned to you with firm eyes
>"And something has to be done about it. I've tried being nice, but that hasn't worked, and you haven't been fair.
>"I'm sorry to say this," she said, taking a determined step forward
>"But I think that the time for nice Fluttershy has gone now."
>You listened to all of this, a bit annoyed and certainly confused
Look, do you want your fruit basket back?
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>>29604943
>You held it out for her but she smacked it across the room
>"Trot on your fruit basket!"
>Expressionlessly, you turned from the fallen fruit on the other side of the room to her hardened face
Okay, I understand that you're upset. But what did that prove?
>She wasn't listening to you though, and you were starting to get worried that something was wrong with her
>"I've been thinking about you, day after day, night after lonely night, for far too long."
>With an irrational twitch in her eye, she spoke determinedly:
>"I need satisfaction. I need to feel loved.
>"I. Need. Results!"
>She sprang forward and, wrapping her arms around your thigh, started rubbing the length of her body on your leg
>She moaned loudly, and then, looking up at you, said:
>"Yeah. You like that, sweetie?"
>You furrowed your brow, unsure of what she was doing and how you should react
>She shook her head briefly
>"Don't be that way," she said, pressing her cheek to your leg. "Don't play the Quiet Game with me."
>Her rubbing became more intense, the friction making your thigh hot
>"One day you'll learn to like it, baby."
>She shuddered
>"Say my name.”
>Seeing that your mouth was slightly open, she urged you further:
>“Do it."
>She licked your pants
>“Call me anything you want, but I want you to do it.”
What are you doing?
>Hearing the calm confusion of your voice, she stopped and looked up at you, her face flushed and her chest heaving from exerting herself
Are you okay?
>She blinked twice, watching you
Fluttershy?
>"Did you, um, feel anything?"
Well, yeah, you're wrapped around my leg.
>"Are you aroused?"
Why would I be aroused?
>Her jaw dropped and, after sputtering in her speech, she said incredulously:
>"Because I was raping you, of course!"
>Silence reigned for a moment, broken only by Fluttershy's growing embarrassment, and the tiny squeaks of her flustered panting
You were raping me?
>"Yes," she said. "Why, you didn't feel it?"
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>>29604962
I don't think what you were doing counts as rape.
>She pouted sadly
>“But I was trying my best.”
>Then after a thought, you fixed your eyebrows down towards her
Wait. You were trying to rape me?
>Her confidence and assertive demeanor gone completely, she only stuttered nervously
>"Well . . . The thing is . . . I was . . . In the moment . . ."
Fluttershy, what the hell! You were going to rape me!
>"I thought you'd come around to it."
>You picked her up by the scruff of her neck and carried her to the door
>"I was only going to rape you a little—"
>You tossed her out the front and slammed the door
And you can forget about getting your fruit basket back, you screamed
>“Okay,” she sighed. “Same time tomorrow, then?”
>You shrugged and walked away, wary of her intentions but confident in her lack of ability to carry them out
>On the bright side, at least she took that rejection better than the first one

I should have a decent-sized story finished for the next thread
>>29604866
shit. that pic would've been perfect for this one shot. saved.
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>>29604976
That was funny.
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Flutterrape and AiE should merge together like kami and piccolo so both threads can be a more life like
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>>29605664
You mean we should let AiE absorb us like buu did Gohan. We wouldn't even be able to die!
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>>29605664
I think AiE might be more dead than us.
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>>29605899
Nope both are pretty dead, flutterrape more so
>2/10/17
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>>29605929
The difference being that death means nothing to Flutterrape on account of it being able to resurrect itself on a whim.
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>>29594569
>>29594760
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>>29604976
That was fantastic
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>>29604976
I felt violated and was amused at the same time. Bravo.
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>Dash will never snort Fluttershy's ass after Fluttershy got done grinding it against your crotch that morning in her fetish guess.
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>>29608127
>Flutterapist pursues Anon
>Rapebow Dash pursues Flutterapist
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>>29608127
Little more fond of the idea of one of them getting a creampie from Anon, and the other going up behind them to eat it out of them.
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>>29610098
Twilight Sparkle would be the easiest to do, a nerd gets her first cream and a friend comes over following that hot monkey scent. And that friend is hot up in her muff before she can react, slurping out that sweet pony pussy.
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>>29610339
Could easily see Pinkie being the one to do the eating. She's got all the kinks that don't need explaining, and god knows she wouldn't mind getting her mouth all up in a pie of the cream variety.
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>>29610986
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>>29610997
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And here we are at 500. Shall I make the next thread again or would someone else like a go?
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>>29611770
If you want to go for it.
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>>29611770
Nevermind, the page doesn't reset transitioning from post 499 to 500 apparently. I'll not wait for someone just in case it dies and people are somehow inept at finding the new thread. Cause im nice like that.

NEW THREAD
>>29611803
>>29611803
>>29611803
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