Equestrian Wrestling Entertainment - A CYOA. Thread #2

>Carefully, you move over to the passed out Berry Punch and grab the bottle of alcohol, taking a sniff of it. Berry growls a bit at you grabbing the bottle but she just rolls over. Apparently the drunk mare is sleeping. From the smell of the bottle she's been drinking a lot of red wine. You then down it as you take a look back over at Lyra, Bon Bon, and Derpy.

"What if it's a coltfriend and not a marefriend?"

>Bon Bon snickers a bit as she responds. "Maybe he's dating Svengallop on the side, who really knows at this point. I mean, those two would make quite an interesting pair."

>Lyra gives a nod and waves a hoof over at you as you continue to take a drink. "Well, I don't know about that, I mean... but it's not like Blueblood can actually date himself or something, right?"

>Bon Bon looks at Lyra, giving a smirk, "Well, there's probably some sort of magical spell to make Svengallop look like Blueblood or something, who knows."

>You tilt your head and look at the mostly full bottle of red wine in your hoof. This could go horribly, horribly wrong, but you aren't wrestling any more matches tonight. This is a probable time to get hammered.

If anyone asks why it took 9 days for a new post, internet went down, really sucked.

>>29442611
And I just realized I meant Roseluck and not Primrose in the intro.

There's too many roses.

CULLING IS NEEDED.

>>29442557
Let's not get hammered here. Don't want any drunken wrestling shenanigans to happen, unless there's a stallion involved and lots of groping. Oh and no camera's. that could be bad for Rep.

>>29443664 (same guy)
There any known single wrestlers?

>>29442557
>>29443664
>You decide to not get hammered, drinking just a small bit as you take a look back around the room. Vinyl and Tavi are actually on their way out, Tavi pushing Vinyl out of the room.

>Bon Bon and Lyra take a look down at Berry and they get up, each taking a side of the drunken mare and helping her up to her hooves. You decide to ask Derpy a question.

"Any single wrestlers that you know of?"

>Derpy puts a hoof to her chin, before giving a smile. "I don't know."

>You stare at Derpy, then look at Lyra and Bon Bon. Lyra speaks up as they look at you. "Depends on if you're looking for a stallion or a mare. It's hard to find a Good Stallion that's not taken by somepony. Mares, on the other hand... I mean hoof, are aplenty."

>>29443851
>drunken lewd mare ensues
Yeah bus thats not the same as a good. throbbing. cock. you know?

>>29444032
>>29443851

"Yeah, well, name some Stallions."

>Bon Bon and Lyra stand there for a few moments, obviously thinking deeply about this question. Berry hiccups as she comes around, flailing a bit. "THE GIANT LIZARD'S GONNA GET ME!" Then she passes out again.

>Bon Bon speaks up, "Hmm... well, Bulk Biceps isn't seeing anyone... or Iron Will. I mean, there's also that Best Scout, pretty sure he's not interested in a relationship though."

>Lyra takes a look at Bon Bon and raises an eyebrow. "I thought there were more than that. Then again, I can't recall all the stallions that are about here."

>Derpy scoots over to the end of the couch and peers over your shoulder. "Big Mac's taken, Shining Armor is obviously taken... There's not many options, is there Bon Squared?"

>Bon Bon raises an eyebrow at Derpy. "I told you not to call me that, but no, there isn't."

>>29444556
Yikes that's a small list. Are they including Heels in that list? Might be better to go after mares.

>>29444556
Are changelings an option? What about one of the shadowbolts? They all can't be assholes.

>>29444623
Consider the amount of named stallions in the show. That's your choices. Though some, like Doctor Whooves and Braeburn that they wouldn't be sure about.

>>29444638
Changelings are an option, if you can find one that isn't a jerk.

Also, yes, a shadowbolt is possible.

>>29444656
I'm a fan of changelings, but finding a nice one is like finding a diamond in the rough. You can't get love if you're a jerk, don'cha know.

>>29444862
Could stalk Best Scout to his hive.

Then again, that might not be the best idea.

You've got wrestling related things to do.

Plus, Chrysalis is mean.

Very Mean.

Also, I'm probably not gonna be running much longer because it's Casino day.

>>29445022
tomorrow then?

>>29445136
Yeah, sure.

Tomorrow.

>>29442611
I know what that is like

>>29444556
Well if it comes down to it I am not totaly averse to mares

>>29447605
to the clothesline

>>29448848
I'll show you a clothesline...

Straight to hell.

I'm not running it right now because of stuff on the plate but this is a bump.

>>29449481
I bet it wouldn't be hard to find Best Scout

Bump

>>29444556
"What about Thunderlane? Or Sombra? I know he's got that evil thing goin for him, but damn is he hot."

>>29444640
Fancypants, Soaring, quibble pants, Svengallop, a night or day guard, a bay pony.

>>29451061
>>29451128
They wouldn't probably know of any of these being on the main roster besides Sombra.

As for Fancypants, he's probably taken, Soarin is too busy with pies, Quibble Pants is a difficult stallion, Svengallop is a dick...

There are no Bat Ponies planned to be involved here (At the moment).

... And night and day guards don't even wrestle.

>>29451157
By Bat Ponies, I mean besides Night guards.

>>29451157
I want to cuck spoilt rich

>>29451245
I should clarify that I am joking I like filthy and dislike spoilt but I am not going to break up a marriage over it.

>>29451261
Heh. Be the mom Diamond never had

>>29451157
What about Filthy Rich?

The shipping games begins bump

>>29451157
MMA ponies in the future bump?

>>29444556
Drink to being lonely and single forever.

>>29453495
When with Incognita's special somepony metaphorically sweep her off her hooves?

>>29451460
Probably taken, but you could go for it anyways.

>>29452349
They've been here since last thread.

>>29452888
It'd have to get it's own CYOA. You might see some ponies attempt to do MMA-Pro Wrestling hybrid style though.

>>29453495
>>29453792
Probably randomly at Equestrimania.

If you can find the somepony, that is.

You can ship all you want and go for any mare/stallion you want, but the percentage to succeed is going to vary.

Also, you may or may not affect other relationships while pursuing your own.

Love Triangles are a thing.

I'm gonna watch some NJPW then probably run though.

>>29442462
Isn't this woots artstyle?
Noice

>>29444556
"What about Thunderlane, Sombra, Soarin, just any other stallion."

>"You're looking pretty desperate for some mare who just started wrestling, you know? Come on, Lyra, we better take Berry back to the hotel and sober her up in the tub." Bon Bon looks over at you for a moment before her and Lyra get Berry out of the room. You and Derpy are the only ones left in the room.

>Derpy looks at you, and pats you on the back with a hoof. "Don't mind them. They've already got each other, you know, Nita? Though... they're not much for singles gossip when they've already got special someponies... and... Berry has her drink. She does say she's married to her booze. I... don't know why that could happen."

>You look at Derpy for a few moments and open your mouth to speak but she interjects. "Plus, you can't just rush into everything. Let's go for a trot, if we see a stallion, then make your move, Nita. You'll get them for sure eventually." Derpy gets up and heads to the door, looking back at you. "You coming, Nita?"

>>29457091
Follow Derpy.

>>29457091
Yeah. Yeah uh, sure.
Leave the bottle behind. It'll make you look. Unproffesional?

>>29457091
Yeah, best to just wait a while and actually get to know people. Besides, who in their right mind would try to rush head first into a relationship with somebody they never even met.

>>29457091
Don't be rude finish your drink and then walk.
If we disrespect booze Berry would never forgive us.

>>29457091
>>29457133
>>29457148
>>29457163

>You finish your drink and put the empty bottle down, before nodding and following Derpy out into the hallway. Seems like the show's pretty much almost over as there are a number of ponies around at the moment.

>As you look around and follow Derpy, you do see several stallions you could probably talk to. Flim and Flam are talking to each other in a corner, Applejack and Braeburn are keeping a watch on them on the other side of the room. Doctor Whooves is there as well, seeming to be messing with some sort of scientific device using a screwdriver.

>Derpy waves over to him, and heads over to greet him, you decide to scan the area behind you at the moment, and you can see Blueblood watching, wearing a pair of sunglasses, and dressed in some kind of fancy suit. Another stallion keeps their distance away from Blueblood though, it's Soarin, and he has a pie in his hooves.

>Oh, and Best Scout is there too, wearing a work outfit similar to a lab technician, including a pair of dorky glasses. He's still not disguised as any other pony though. He's even got a nametag that says 'Not a Spy'. It's obvious he did not make it, as the S isn't backwards.

>>29457263
I still think Best Scout is faking incompetence.
lets go see what derpy and whoves are up to.

>>29457263
Make flirty eyes at Blueblood and go to say hi to Best Scout.
I'm determined to turn his name from BS to BF: Best friend!

>>29457281
>>29457317
Well, you can make Flirty eyes at Blueblood either way.

Though... you can't really go talk to Best Scout and Doctor Whooves at the same time. Maybe one after the other, but who knows what order.

>>29457402
It's cool we can talk to BS later. Let's meet the Doc. first.

>>29457425
agreed.

>>29457402
Playfully tease Derpy about the rumored relationship she has with the Doctor.
Sounds spicy.

>>29457263
>You give flirty eyes to Blueblood. He sees them and adjusts his sunglasses a bit, squinting at you before giving a big smirk. Yep, he probably thinks he's some hot property. Almost as hot as Death Valley or maybe Parts Unknown.

>Oh, right, you head over to Derpy and the Doc, taking a look at the two of them. Derpy introduces you to Doctor Whooves, who is actually working on a small speaker.

"What are you working on?"

>He looks at Derpy and you and puts the screwdriver down on the small speaker. "Well, I'm currently making a device that can double as a speaker and a firework module. The amount of possibilities it could serve for shows would be quite fantastic. There's still a few bugs to work out though, as for some reason, the object seems to not want to overlap the two tasks it's given so I'm going to unscrew it and adjust the circuits so that it'll loop around both consecutively."

>You look over at Derpy, who just has her head almost tilted at a complete sideways angle as you untilt her head and whisper into her ear. "So... you into science, or just the stallion?" Derpy blushes a bit and glances over at you.

>She turns back to the Doctor and coughs into a hoof. "I understand everything the doctor says, there's nothing to worry about. I help him sometimes with his work actually."

>The doctor looks at her, giving a chuckle. "... I don't think you need to lie to look good in front of your friend, Derpy. You help me to the best of your ability and that's all anypony can ask for."

>Derpy whispers into your ear. "He... he doesn't know I like like him yet, Nita. Don't tell him for me, please?"

>>29457515
Promise her you won't tell

>>29457515
Don't worry Derpy we're the mare of mystery. Keeping secrets is what we're best at...so...when you going to ask him out?

>>29457515
>You give a smile and a nod as you whisper back to her.

"Don't worry, Derpy, I'm a mare of mystery, I can keep a secret. So, when are you going to ask him out?"

>She blushes a bit, and coughs a bit. "I don't know."

>He looks at the two of you whispering. "Are you two talking about something? Also, you seem to have a bad cough Derpy. You might want to go see the other type of Doctor and get that checked out. I hope it isn't contagious."

>She gives a nod and a nervous laugh. "Oh, Doctor, I'm perfectly fine, don't you worry about that." She flails her hoof at him. "I'm completely fine, just you know, clearing my throat, I think I had a stamp stuck in it or something."

>A stamp... well, she does still deliver the mail when she's not wrestling, so, this might make sense.

>>29457737
Tell the doctor it was nice to meet him.
I am neutral on where we go next but If it it best scout we should open our conversation by telling him we know his incompetence is an act.

>>29457737
>>29457765
I down for Best Scout and seeing where this leads.

>>29457796
*I'm

>>29457737
Take your time Derpy but don't be afraid to give him a push in the right direction. These smarty types tend to get distracted by their pet projects; you might need to make the first move.

>>29457765
Naw I think he's actually retarded but go ahead and tell him that if you want. I just want to manipulate him into being friends by making him think it was his idea.

>>29457737
>After bidding the two goodbye, you whisper Derpy some advice.

"Take your time, but sometimes you do need to make the first move if he's completely distracted."

>You take a walk over to Best Scout, giving a smile.

"Don't think I've ever seen you before, who are you?"

>"My name issssss Floppy Dissssssssk. I am here to sssssssssservicccce your electronicsssss. Though I'm looking for my ssssscrewdriver which I've ssssssseemed to have missssssplaced. I am looking for it. I am not a ssssssspy."

"I never said you were a spy. But... I know who you are, and I think you're just playing an idiot, I know what you're up to. I know you're trying to lure everypony into a false sense of security and then strike."

>He blinks at you, then responds. "I have no idea what you're talking about. I am jussssssst a normal sssssssserviccccccer of electronicssssss. I'm ccccccertainly not a sssssssssspy or ssssssssetting you up for a fall, Nita."

"How do you know the name Derpy calls me?"

>The changeling has a blank look on his face as he noticeably starts panicking, sweating a bit. "It wasssssss a ssssssimple guesssssss."

>>29457896
Well then. Given that your not a spy I'm sure you wouldn't mind coming to the food court with me for some friendly non-spy activities.
Cause spies don't do that.

>>29457896
Wow that is a very good guess no wonder Chrysalis chose you for this repair job.

puts the pressure on him a little while not being to openly antagonistic that we close all pathways of friendship.

>>29457953
oh also this
>>29457951
mentioning chrysalis makes it clear to him we do not believe him but we can still be friendly with the food court.

>>29457896
"That is a very good guess. No wonder Chrysalis chose you for this repair job."

>He just squints at you.

"Would you like to go to the catering table with me to get some food and other non-spy related stuff."

>He continues to squint as he responds. "Sssssssure. I guessssss."

>You lead him in the direction of the catering tables, he looks around of course, staring at ponies that pass by, while always keeping an eye on you. He probably thinks this is a trap or something, but he also is looking behind him down the hallway on occasion, as if he's expecting something. Hmm, interesting.

>>29458028
We have him sweating no need to bring up his spyness again for this encounter its gonna be a slow burn.

Time to switch to total friendliness ask him what he likes to eat.

>>29457807
>I think he's actually retarded
I am looking forward to the full reveal of if he is faking or not.

>>29458028
>while always keeping an eye on you.
I see you looking at my butt Floppy Disk.

>>29458028
You're being too suspicious when you're looking everywhere. Try tonning it down.

>>29458057
I'm just enjoying the 'now.'

>>29458028
"I see you looking at my butt, Floppy... and looking around at everyplace. Sure you aren't a spy?"

>His head whips back at you as he quickly makes an excuse. "There are electronicssssss all over the placcccce. I'm jusssssst looking at them. Alsssso... I'm following your butt."

>You chuckle a bit as the two of you reach the catering table.

"So, what do like to eat, Floppy."

>"L... Regular Pony food, yesssss... Oatssss... I like Oatssss. And Ssssssunflower Ssssssandwichessssss." He quickly grabs a Sunflower Sandwich off the table and begins to eat it, looking away from you.

>>29458261
They're ok. Cantaloupes are pretty good.

>>29458261
If he's retarded that darn, not (maybe) a husbando candidate, but he could still be a friend.

>>29458261
Oats are pretty nice yeah. Grab some yourself.

Ask him if he works here or just came in to fix things today.

>>29458261
>Alsssso... I'm following your but
Did you enjoy the view?~

Teasing BS is just as fun as manipulating him into friendship.
We need to get our own bullshit disguise and convince him were secretly a changeling.

>>29458261
Is there anyone looking and potentially listening to us?

>>29458310
I have a very good feeling that this is the first, kind of conversation he's ever had with anyone. Heh.

Probably gonna make one more story addition and call it for today.

Best Scout is an interesting character to write for, and makes me want to put him in a greentext fic or something on his misadventures.

Since putting him as a main character in his own CYOA would... not nearly be as interesting.

>>29458325
Currently no one's directly looking at you or eavesdropping that you can see.

>>29458336
Poor thing. I want to give him hugs.

>>29458261
"Oats are nice, but have you tried Cantaloupes, they're really good."

>He just stares at you, tilting his head. "What is a Cantaloupe?"

>After eating some oats you grab a cantaloupe slice and hand it to him. He sniffs it and pokes i with his hooves before shoving it into his mouth, the flesh on the outside as he's pretty much got it like a mouthguard right now. His glasses slide down slightly as he chews and sucks, his changeling eyes looking fairly wide right now.

>Well, now he's not able to talk at the moment, just going to town on the Cantaloupe. You could start another topic of conversation or do something while he's distracted by glorious melons.

>>29458376
Hey Floppy what have you been looking for all this time?
Hand him more melons to keep him distracted.

>>29458376
Ask him if he works for the ewe as an on staff electrician or was called in here to fix something specific and will be off to his next job soon.

>>29458345
Don't worry anon. With some trust, patience, and a little deception on our part, we'll be hugging him in no time.
>>29458376
Are there more exotic fruits? Such as the durian?

>>29458376
Help yourself to some other snacks. Are there any apricots or peaches?

>>29458376
Cantaloupes are awesome, but you might want to slow down or you might choke.

>>29458376
Grab our own slice and show his how to eat it properly. Take smaller bites so you can eat the fruit. The outer flesh is usually too touch for someone to eat on top of being not very good to eat.

>>29458376
Ask him about the EWE. What's his opinion?

>>29458376
Get some fruit salad and teach Floppy the wonders of the various fruits. Strawberries, blueberries, watermelons, cantaloupes, honey dews, pineapples, apples, pears, oranges. The whole shebang. Let's rock his world with the power of fruits.

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>>29458376
>Floppy Disk now.

Like I said earlier, that was the last story related post thing, but I would like to make a side comment and thank the anons for jumping aboard for this today, and also.

>>29458738
Yes, except add a nerdy pair of glasses and a little bit of those white work shirt, and you got the spitting image of Best Scout in his 'disguise'.

>>29458828
I really hope Mystic was given spare spandex uniforms. It would be a shame that she couldn't participate in a fight if the one suit was torn. Bump.

>I'm jusssssst looking at them. Alsssso... I'm following your butt.
Well I suppose that's not a bad thing. It means that incognita has a decent butt and not a whale butt.

I want to cum inside best scout

Anyone tried dragon fruit before? Bump

>>29458828
Heh. Forgot who made this. If I had the time I'd add those myself.

Sunday's a wrestling swamp day this week.

Watching the NJPW Osaka PPV now.

Elimination Chamber tonight.

May not run this till late and not for long.

>>29463041
Ok. Hope you enjoy the show.

>>29467138
Suplex bump

>>29458376
>You try to make sure he doesn't choke on the cantaloupe, but he just continues to vibrate and rapidly chew. However, it seems like he's completely fine, so you try to ask some questions.

"Do you work on staff here, Floppy? What do you think of the EWE?"

>You grab some fruit salad to show him as he spits out the cantaloupe into his hooves to respond. "Yessssss, I work on sssssstaff for the EWE. It issssss quite a niccccce placccccccce." He shoves it back into his mouth and goes back to chewing it, though he's finished in a few moments, putting the empty flesh on the table, it's pretty much got no remaining fruit on it. You wonder if he eats love like he does that cantaloupe. That would be pretty much sucking it dry.

Yeah, not much running going on here, probably just a few responses before I go to sleep, sorry all.

>>29468343
ask how long he has worked here for.

>>29468621
"So how long have you worked here for?"

>He's now poking the big bowl of fruit salad, squinting at it, as if he suspects it to be some sort of trap. "Ssssssomewhere around... one year." He slowly puts some of the fruit salad on a plate, and stares at it, before grabbing a toothpick and just poking it with a toothpick.

>He suddenly stops poking the fruit salad with the toothpick and flips up the tablecloth to look under the table, seeing if any pony is there. He hisses a bit in response. "Ssssshow yourssssselffffff, Hippie."

>To your surprise, or not really, a light lime green hoof reaches up and pushes the changeling a little bit away, and gently pulls back down the tablecloth.

>>29468741
Look underneath the table.

>>29468753
This
If it is treehugger lets just leave with best scout I know we want to be friendly but do we really want to associate with filthy hippys.

>>29468741
>You check underneath the cloth, yeah, you can see the dreads and smell the possible drugs involved. Your head thinks of a certain three numbers but you can't really place a hoof on it. So, you just slowly pull the tablecloth down to leave Treehugger to her vices and turn to Best Scout. It might be time to leave now, before you get some sort of contact high or something, unless you'd like to stay.

>>29468923
Ask if he has someone special in his life

>>29468923
Just move to another table.

>>29468961
This

>>29468923
>You decide to head to another table, motioning Best Scout to follow you. You both take your fruit salad as you speak to him.

"So, do you have somepony special in your life?"

>He looks at you, with a blank stare. "Do you mean like a... qu... I mean a bosssssssss? I have a bossssssss, a very good bossssssss. Sssssshe'ssssss the absssssssolute bessssssst."

>Obviously Best Scout is talking about Chrysalis here, but... that's not what you meant by special somepony.

"No, no, I mean like a special somepony."

>His head tilts at almost a ninety degree angle as he almost hisses again, but catches himself. "Sssssspeccccial sssssomepony? Whhhhat do you mean by thhhhhat?"

>He has no clue. Should you tell him?

Bed for me. I'm exhausted.

I did say it wouldn't be long but it was longer than expected. Night all.

>>29469048
Hm do you remember the changling attack on canterlot at the royal wedding.
If he responds in the affirmative tell him that princess mi amore cadenza and shining armor are each others special somepony

horseplay in the shower after the game

>>29469516
Bump

>>29469048
You know? Like mare or coltfriend? They're like someone you have strong, good, feelings towards.
Like, how you would feel towards a friend, but like ten times stronger.

>>29469048
A special somepony is someone you have strong feelings towards. It's someone (or someones if you're in a herd) who gives you that warm fuzzy feeling in your chest, and I'm not talking about heart burn kind of feel, and I'm pretty sure we can discount you boss as the special somepony I'm refering too.
Sorry. That's a bit too personal for me to ask you is it? How about hobbies. What do you like to do in your spare time?

9 bump

10 bump.

Are we trying to fug the bug?

>>29472654
I will neither confirm nor deny that. BUT. At the very least it would be nice to have a friendo buggo.

I feel horrid today anons, sorry, we aren't going to run today.

>>29472764
Feel better soon dude.

>>29472813
I'll try to.

Right now I'm just chugging water.

Water Bump

>>29474169
It's important to stay hydrated bump

>>29474169
I hope to ask Floppy some changeling related questions, at the sametime offering little facts about unicorns.

>>29474844
water broke!

>>29474169
Does Mythic have health insurance?

>>29474169
Does Mythic have the booty?

>>29476504

>>29474169
Is Best Scout 'special'?

>>29480285
I still think he is just pretending to be retarded.

And even if he is not if the mc thinks he is it should lead to some interesting situations.

>>29480329
>assuming QM makes the character extremely deceptive.
If what you think is true, I hope we can still ship them.

Give me a moment and we'll get started soon.

>>29481240
Hurray!

>>29469048
"You know, mare, coltfriend, somepony you love. Warm fuzzy feelings? Do you have any of those stuff? You remember the attack on Canterlot? Cadance and Shining? They're special someponies you know."

>He just stares at you, blinking. "I wassssssn't at Canterlot during the attack. I'm jusssssst a worker. Assss for ssssspecccccial sssssomepony... I... don't believe sssssso. I've never really felt... fuzzzzzzzy before."

>>29477082
Limited, you can't be an idiot and go crash a car and expect to be compensated.

>>29477754
Best Scout probably thinks so.

>>29481709
Well I am sure you will find someone someday.

>>29481709
Hmm, well another way I've heard it put is a pony that makes you really want to touch their butt when you look at them.

>>29481709
"Well, I'm sure you'll find someone someday, but I know some others make it feel like you really want to touch your butt."

>He looks at you. "I've touched sssssssome butts. Chryssssalisssss didn't like it when I touched her butt." He gives a weird look, blinking a bit. "Sssssshe got yelly. Though mosssssst maressssss get yelly if you accccidentally bump into their buttsssssss." He begins devouring his portion of fruit salad as you start to finish yours.

>>29481873
Well, that's only because you didn't get them to like you first...and Chrysalis is basically your mom so you can't touch her butt cause that's weird.

I can show you how to get ponies to like you if you want?

>>29481873
Ppffft.Wow there casanova. You should be careful with who's butt you touch. I don't want to lose a friend because one of the top wrestlers here put him in the hospital.

>>29481997
*woah.

>>29481873
"Well, that's probably because you're not getting them to like you first. Also, why are you touching your mom's butt? You're going to get put in the hospital by somepony."

>He narrows his eyes at you. "I'm not a changeling, Chryssssalisssss isn't my mother. I'm not a ssssssspy or a ssssssscout. My name is Floppy Dissssssk. I just do my job."

>He's still trying to tell you that he's not a changeling. He's going to go down with his ship, bah Celestia. Course, it's obvious to everyone that he's a changeling right now. Everyone, he's getting a number of weird looks as you can see.

>>29482125
Oh, sorry. My mistake Flopy.
Regardless you can't just touch someone's butt if they don't like you yet.
So I'll teach you how to get ponies to like you what do ya say?

>>29482125
So your not a changling do you know any changlings then.

>>29482125
I never said you were a spy.

>>29482125
What? Are you refering to the changeling queen chrysalis? No silly. I was refering to your pony mom, who I assumed was called Chrysalis, riiiight?

>>29482125
What >>29482613 said.

>>29482125
"Oh sorry, my mistake, but do you know any Changelings? I never said you were a spy either."

>He finishes eating and looks at you. "Not besides Chryssssalissss. I don't know any otherssssss. None at all. And I'm just sssssaying, otherssss think I'm a ssssspy. It musssssst be the sssssshirt."

>A blunt face lie. Well, at least this is going well. He isn't going crazy and hissing at you yet.

"I could help you get ponies to like you."

>He squints his eyes as he stares at you, obviously not believing you can help him in this case. "It'sssssss different for a mare then a ssssstallion. How can you help me with my isssssssssssssssssue?"

>>29482662
I am sure I can think of something.

>>29482662
What can you tell me about your issues? What exactly are you having trouble with, and what have you been doing?

>>29482662
By teaching you how to interact normally with ponies.
First off you need to stop being so insecure. Even if you think someone is calling you a spy don't quickly jump to defending yourself.
Just play it off and make a joke of it.

Second you need to be nicer, you're way too standoffish. It makes it hard for ponies to approach you. Try relaxing and haveing fun.

>>29482662
Hey when do you get off? We can go play ski-ball or something if your not busy.

>>29482662
"I'm sure I could teach you something about you know, interacting with ponies. You shouldn't be so insecure and well... be nicer. You see too standoffish?"

>He just squints at you and turns away. "Ssssssttandoffisssssh? I'm not the only one like that around here."

"Oh come on, why don't you tell me your issues and we can you know, go someplace, play something, if you want to."

>"I don't know... it'ssssss getting late, I have to go ssssssssee my bosssssss tonight."

And that's probably going to be it from me. I know, snail's pace, but eh.

We're moving and I think that's what matters.

>>29483221
Oh you're right about not being the only one that's not standoffish, but it will make you more approachable if you keep it at a minimum.

>>29483239
Alright. See ya.

>>29483221
What time is it?

>>29483221
Well I will see you around I guess.
We better watch our back for a few days in case Chrysalis trys something now.

>>29483267
Bump

>>29483775
Bump

>>29483221
Descreetly check again if anyone might be staring at Mystic and Floppy again. Offer him a good bye hug and check on Derpy. If he begins to hiss, admonish him for unfriendly behavior, telling him that hissing and threatening people who want to give you a good bye hugs is the least likely way to make a friend. Granted, there are some malevolent people out there.
Who's gonna deny a hug from a mare with an athletic figure?

>>29483221
Mystic should add a little sway to her hips as she's walking away from Floppy.

>>29483239
QM. What times are you available to post?

>>29487757
My schedule extremely varies because I work on a lot of sideprojects.

So, I can't say I have a set guaranteed schedule.

I'm horrible at organization, so I really just end up running this when I'm free and such.

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>>29487882
My dude! This is fantastic.

>>29487920
Don't even follow the thread, senpai, but I had to dig up some pony-related Tiger Mask when I saw you guys in the catalog. Keep on brothers.

>>29487882
Haha, nice.

Give me 14-16 minutes and I'll write next part.

Also, in track of what time it is in the current act, probably 8PM right now.

>>29487964
Then it would be a good time to head home for tomorrow.

Also, I heard someone started a wrestling/mlp discord and I got no invitation, oh well.

I'll start my own discord with SVR06 PSP Texas Hold Em and Torrie Wilson.

>>29483221
"Well... okay, I'll see you around, hopefully soon Floppy"

>You then pull him into a hug. He wiggles and thrashes about in your grasp, but luckily no hissing is done. In fact, he soon gives up from trying to escape and just stops moving, sighing. "Let go."

>You let go and head off, swaying your hips a bit at him lightly as you take a glance back. Yep, he's totally looking at your spandex-covered flank. You take a look around the room, apparently he's not the only one you have the attention of, but oh well. Best Scout is totally watching your flank as you leave the room.

>You head back to Derpy, seeing that the Doctor and her are still conversing, from what you can pick up, you can hear some small snippets about muffin robots? Huh... okay.

>You wonder if you should bid farewell to Derpy and head to bed or stay up a bit longer.

>>29488063
Unless someone stops Mystic for a chit chat, we should head home
That way we can wake up bright and early for some training.

>>29488063
Head home and play some naystation for a bit and go to bed.

>>29488063
>You decide to head home, no one does stop you for a chitchat on the way, so you get home and play some vidya. That EWE 2K17 is probably the best game yet. After you play a month or so of the Career mode, you then get ready for sleep and head to bed.

>Your alarm goes off early, and you wake up, taking a look outside your door before you get ready for exercise. Oh, it's a package from EWE HQ. You drag it inside and open it, grinning at the contents. It's a number of Incognita outfits for you, most of them the same color as the old one, but you got special ones that you think are best used for special PPV's. There's even a one that makes you look like a Changeling... at least in colors.

>You now know what you can wear around Best Scout later, though he'd probably just stare at you.

>Anyways, training is soon, so you jump in, take a shower, put on your cleaned wrestling attire, and head out to HQ for more training. Maybe Derpy will be there. Today's an important day actually, they're doing a bit of promo testing.

>>29488342
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlPAj38rHc
Sun's out guns out. Let's get ripped.

>>29488342
>changeling suit
Oh I bet a certain changeling would just 'love' to see Incognita in a black latex/spandex form fitting suit. Hon hon hon hon hon hon hon!

>>29488342
What kind of neighborhood does Incognita live in?

>>29488342
>You move your butt and actually jog to HQ, it doesn't take long, luckily, but you get inside the building and use the stairs to get to the general floor where training is done. Luckily, you're early, so promos aren't being done yet, so you head into the exercise room and take a look around. Only a few actual sporty types around around. Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust, Spitfire, Bulk Biceps, Iron Will. Bulk's working on weight training as Dash and Dust are trying to outdo each other on treadmills. Spitfire's just flipping a tire. Derpy is nowhere to be seen, she's probably still sleeping or eating muffins.

>>29488693
I'd say an okay one, nothing too good or bad or anything.

>>29488708
Let's see if Iron Will will spot for us. He'd probably make for a good workout buddy.

>>29488708
If she hasn't done it before she should do some stretching and hit the weights near Bulk.

>>29488752
Does the unicorn want to get fit? Then we better bring a righteous wit! Let's get to know muscle mountain.

>>29488708
>Iron Will and Bulk Biceps are as far away from each other in the weight area as possible. You head up to Iron Will to take a look at him curling a pair of large dumbbells, doing curls. He seems focused on Bulk Biceps. You cough lightly into your hoof and introduce yourself properly.

"Hello there, I'm Incognita, would you like to spot me?"

>He turns his attention to you, "Oh, so you're the new wrestler, just had your first match. I heard you won, good job. Winners are great, Losers, I can't tolerate! Like that somewhat muscular Pegasus over there, he's not fit, he should just quit!"

>You might have stumbled your way into a feud. Well, Equestrimania is coming up. It's bound to happen eventually. You respond again.

"Yeah, but would you mind spotting me?"

>He puts down the dumbbells and looks at you. "So, you want to get strong? Alright, it might take long. So you better be ready to dedicate yourself to the cause, you got me?"

>>29489028
Hell ya! I'm ready to get fit in both mind and body! HOO-RAA!

>>29489028
I'm not one to cower when the opportunity gain...power?

>>29489164
*when there's an opportunity to gain power.

>>29489028
No pain no gain, amerite big guy?

Man I suck at this rhyming thing. Whatever. Practice makes perfect.

>>29489210
I'm horrible at rhyming, so I'm gonna try to avoid Zecora.

>>29489233
Well you're doing better then me.

>>29489028
Yeah I'm ready. Can you help me bench?

>>29489028
Did we see Best Scout disguised on our way to the gym?

>>29489028
"No pain, no gain, right, big guy? I'm ready to get fit!"

>He looks at you and points to the bench press, as you go over and check the weights. Seem like the weights when totaled up are around the weight of a regular mare. You slip under the bar and he begins to help you lift the bar off it's hold, and he then lets go as you slowly begin benching the weight, getting used to it. "Unicorn, now don't you get soft, keep pushing that weight aloft! KEEP going!"

>>29489376
Nope, not yet.

>>29489376
You heard the guy. Keep going!
Let's just be sure to pace ourself so we don't go too fast too soon.

>>29489376
Bring it down. Inhale. Push it up. Exhale. Get a rhythm going.

>>29489376
>He looks at you and points to the bench press, as you go over and check the weights. Seem like the weights when totaled up are around the weight of a regular mare.
Holy shit. I'm looking at this now, but WOW. She's benching her own weight roughly her own weight. I can't bench my own weight. I'm a twig man.

>>29489376
Keep exercising.

>>29489376
Workout montage ensues!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=27F46WPVJBs
It's the, eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eeeeeeeeye
... of the tiger!

>>29489376
Filly's gonna need to inhale alot of food after this. She hasn't had any breakfast yet.

Iron Will is getting Incognita jacked so she can go out and attack.

Pinkie Pie is bullshit and I hope she doesn't cheat with her cheap powers.

... It's nice when you type up a whole thing and then lose it. GG Firefox, GG.

Calling it here.

>>29489969
Yeah, she's barred from any of that match-breaking crap.

>>29490317
ouch I know what that is like.

>>29490317
Why not type it in word or Google docs? Google doc auto saves.

>>29489376
>angrily pumps iron.

Meta post.

I told you the day by day thing is not going to happen because waiting seven days to get back into an arena just seems bad, so what the plan is something like this.

Main Show->HQ Training->NXTE->HQ Training->Special Event(Possibly)/PPV

So it's a five day week with two wrestling days, two days of training/wandering, and well... one day of random events thrown in biweekly.

Special events will be like Press Conferences, going to cons as a guest, doing interviews, that kind of thing.

b-bump

We'll start soon.
19 minutes or so.

>>29489376
>You start to get in a rhythm. Enough for Iron Will to just observe you, making sure you aren't doing any whimpy benches or something. He speaks. "Now you got it. You can't quit if you want to get fit! Now, get on the attack, show that bar that it doesn't mean Jack!"

>You continue to get into a motion up and down, up and down, breathing in and out at good moments as he continues to watch you lift that weight. Though, you are starting to sweat and get a bit drained. It might be time to stop.

>>29494927
don't want to push ourselves to hard.

>>29494927
Try getting squeezing a few extra reps. If Incognita is straining to lift the barbell back into place, then I suggest her using her magic to lift it.

>>29494927
Take a thirty second break to stretch your legs before you do anything else.

>>29494927
Try and get a few extra reps.
Drink some water, wipe off the sweat, and if no one of interest pops in, take a thirty-second break and keep going!

>>29494927
We should go at this training for a good thirty minutes than get something to eat. Did we fuel up before leaving the house?

>>29494927
Harder! Quiters are for, well. For quite- PUMP IT!

>>29494927
>You get in a few more reps before your stomach just grumbles. You probably should've got something to eat before you came to train. Oh well. Iron Will looks at you and puts the weight back on top. "You haven't even ate? You go get some food, this can wait!"

>You look at him for a few moments before sitting up and taking a look at him. You could probably debate something, but he's probably going to say something like 'GO GET FOOD'.

>>29495536
You heard the man, get some food.

>>29495536
Let's carb up and grab some protein.

>>29495536
Get some food

>>29495536
Food now. Egg mcmuffin or something, some fruits and veggies.

>>29495536
>You nod and head off to the cafeteria. Oh, Best Scout is at a table, and he's got... a cantaloupe slice in his mouth again. He's actually not wearing any sort of disguise or anything this time. Oh, he's also sitting next to Chrysalis, who is just staring at him. Might not be a good idea to go talk to him.

>You do head up and get an Egg Sandwich and some fruits and veggies to eat, taking a look around. The place is pretty vacant, oh, and Derpy has actually arrived, to take a muffin or two. Typical Derpy.

>>29495944
Say hello to derpy but tell her you have no time to chat you need to head back to the gym after you eat.

>>29495944
>You wave over at Derpy, and smile at her.

"Hello, Derpy. I'd like to talk, but I better get finished eating, Iron Will is training with me actually, helping me with weights."

>She grins and nods at you, muffin crumbs on her face as she's devouring a muffin. You decide to go to a table and eat your food. After a little bit of eating and drinking some Orange Juice, you decide to head back to the gym, where Iron Will is now benching a large amount of weight, taking a look over at you, before pumping some more iron and putting it back on the press.

>>29496430
Lets exercise.

>>29496448
Weights with Iron Will again or something else?

Or just let him take the lead here?

>>29496560
lets do some running.

>>29496560
Let's go back to Iron.

>>29496430
We told iron will we'd be back so let's go back and finish the reps.

>>29495944
>Oh, Best Scout is at a table, and he's got... a cantaloupe slice in his mouth again.
Cuuuuute.

Did not lose anything this time.

Some real life phone distraction.

Nothing bad, just a long conversation.

Though I'm cutting it here, it's getting to be near my stop time anyways.

>>29442462

BOOP

DOUBLE BOOP

Chokeslam bump.

>>29500205
TRIPLE BUMP

>>29501673

It's Friday.

I'm regretting everything.

By that I mean I might have partied a bit.

Not running today.

>>29504328
Go to bed young man.

>>29504466
Alright.

>>29506269
Bump

>>29507248

Eating, after food, it's running time.

>>29496430
>You decide to go back to Iron and he gets up, dusting off his hands as you go back to pumping iron to finish the reps you were doing earlier. It doesn't take long for you to finish, and then the two of you head over to the treadmills. Seems like Dash and Dust are gone, which is a good thing. While running, you wonder if you should strike up a sort of regular conversation with the big guy.

>>29511896
So, looking forward to your next match?

>>29511896
Ask him what he does in his free time.

>>29511896
What's a big handsome minotaur like home doing here?

>>29511896
"Well, are you looking forward to your next match."

>He seems to snort in annoyance as he responds. "The Iron Will does not even know who he is facing. It could be anyone, but that fool Bulk Biceps is in the same situation. So, at least there's that. He's gonna get slapped back down the mountain, and you can believe it, Jack."

>You look at him, blinking a bit, jogging on the treadmill still, the speed increases a bit as you keep heading up in pace.

"Well, what do you even do for your free time?"

>He looks at you. "Iron Will works out. You can't get as jacked as I am without enough training, no doubt. Also, Iron Will works as a personal trainer on the side, only training those full of pride."

>You debate asking him what he's doing here, but you think the answer is probably something involving training his body. He does seem like a bit of a musclehead.

>>29512618
lets finish training and go find best scout ask him why he was talking to chrisi

>>29512807
If you REMEMBER, Best Scout was sitting with Chrysalis who is mean and protective of him.

>>29512618
So you have a rivalry between yourself and Bulking Biceps? When did this start?

>>29512846
Yes I want to ask him why he was with her.

>>29512618
After running is done let go see who were up against next and then get some training in the ring with Derpy.

Also, put on the changeling costume for talking with Best scout later. I want to see if he'll fall for it.

>>29512875
I think we lefts all of the costumes back at home. If we want to change then we'd have to go back.

>>29512859
Because she's kind of his mother? And she's super protective?

>>29512959
Yes but remember he pretends he is not a ling we need to keep the pressure on so he always knows we are onto him.

>>29512807
>scout ask him why he was talking to chrisi
Let's wait until she's not with him. I don't want his mom to ban him from talking to us.

>>29512998
well obviously I am working on the assumption they are done talking if she is still there we dont talk to him.

I know some of you anons are trying to be cleaver and smart, but I stopped caring enough to disagree with you lot.

>>29512618
>After making a mental note to talk to Best Scout later, though you won't have your changeling costume because you left it at home. At least check on him. Meanwhile, you're talking to Iron Will.

"So, how'd this rivalry between you and Bulk Biceps start?"

>He raises an eyebrow at you as if you should know, before speaking. "You mean besides the fact that he stole my rightful place in the main event? It's all fine though, we're going to fight at Equistrimania... even if there's some other being involved."

>Huh, interesting. Well, you and him continue to work out for a bit longer and then you actually bid him farewell as you head back to see if Best Scout is still in the Cafeteria, which he's not there. Neither is Chryssi. Too bad.

>You do find Derpy though, and convince her to train with you in the ring for a little bit. This is good, at least you have your 'Best Friend'. You just hope there's no sudden betrayal or breakup. Then again, Derpy would never betray you, that much you can tell.

>>29513318
As soon as the match starts charge we cannot give her a free moment to make use of her luck.

Side note, this is the second tie we've sparred with Derpy this week.

I feel like we're going to end up sparring against her a lot.

>>29513506
Well let's look for someone else to spar with then. Who's available?

>>29513513
It's too late to do that now, I'm just meaning in the future.

I do wonder if I should honestly skip the HQ days on occasion because if you all want to just get into wrestling matches, there's no need for me to just throw out two HQ days in a 'week'.

>>29513539
Well if wrestling Derpy two days in a row becomes bland you can say something like
>You wrestle Derpy for some time, one of them wins, talk about your day. Maybe something interesting catches your attention.

>>29513401
Derpy's luck is something passive and not something she can really use at will. And it's not really luck per say, more like a "derpy power."

>>29513539
On some occasions a timeskip might be appropriate. Other times there will be a few anons that wanted to do something before the time skip.

>>29513674
I'll probably, you know, telegraph the obvious timeskip moments.

>>29513318
>You charge at Derpy, trying to attack her as soon as the bell rings. She gets ready to defend, taking a step back, but she trips and falls, using a hind hoof to toss you over the top rope to the outside of the ring. You land with a rough thud on the ring mats on the outside. She looks outside, getting up and frowning. "Are you okay, Nita? I just don't know what happened?"

>You get up and check yourself, you're okay, just a small blow to your pride, and maybe a bit of a bump on your back.

>>29514465
Commend her on the throw even if it was apparently mostly instinct.

>>29514465
Nice throw there. Totally didn't expect it.

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>>29514465
Roll with the blow. It'll sting less the next time it happens.

Praise Derpy on her skillful use of the tomoe nage, or the circular throw. not sure if this should count. Judo is kind of wrestling, yes? No?

>>29514819
Kinda, yes, though the wrestling equivalent is the Monkey Flip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4Kk4QdqcPs

Which you know, varies based on stuff, sometimes you can do it straight from a counter position or from a run in position. The run in is usually higher because you're the one having to make all the momentum.

>>29514883
That's pretty cool. I think it looks like the monkey flip throes them farther then the Circular throw? The thing about the circular throw. Not only can you flip someone onto their back. If you do it right you can straddle them i.e. using the momentum of the flip to travel with them so you're ontop.
MMA was fun.

>>29515087
Yeah, the Monkey Flip normally adds extra hangtime and distance because you aren't holding on to them.

Also, I'm thinking of you know, how I want to work next post.

>>29515113
Well good luck.

Wait do you mean you need more Posts to work with? I wonder who would be up this late.

>>29515305
No I mean what I'm gonna do in the next post.

Besides congratulating and getting back in the ring.

>>29515331
Bump

Passed out, going to sleep.

>>29516169

>>29516777
Derpy x Doctor bump

>>29517399
Bunp

>>29518677
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