How come the Crystal Empire has so few fillies and colts?

>>29441158
All the stallions are betas.

>>29441158
>you will never cum into Crystal filly and watch your sperm sloshing inside her uterus.
why live?

>>29441198
There have to be pictures of this, if not, there should be.

>>29441158
How do you get hard when your cock is already diamonds?

>>29441198
Your cock would go flaccid instantly you put it in, since they are cold on the inside.

Also, I think we already had this conversation.

>>29441158
they were slaves for an unknown number of years. odds are they werent having lots of sex during that time.

>>29441380
But ice is cold Ice is hard
Cock is cold therefore cock is hard

>>29441380
>we already had this conversation
and still no pictures of this

>>29441380
>go flaccid in the cold
guess im just weird then cuz being cold gives me a boner

This seems relevant.
http://pastebin.com/GV7fhkUb

>>29441411
I'm too cheap to pay for heat so my room and mouse-hand are always ice cold. Doesn't stop me from masturbating.

>>29441158
Sombra killed a bunch to prove a point.

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>>29441158
>How come the Crystal Empire has so few fillies and colts?
During Sombra's reign everything was shit, so the birthrate plummeted. Then the Empire disappeared, so no foals could be born during that time because all crystal ponies were temporarily gone.

>>29441552
Seems like a waste. I would build a crystal filly army instead.

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>>29441158

They were enslaved for a period of time, nativity would be low. Ponies like pic related aren't the most eager to have foals.

Things will no doubt pick up from now on out though.

>>29441614

Sombra's army (the one he has in the false timeline at least) is built on unwilling crystal ponies encased in magical suits of armor, it's those magical suits that are the limiting factor when he's waging war, not willing recruits, because he's got an almost endless supply of unwilling ones that do the job just as well.

>>29441158
I don't know. Why the fuck are you asking me?

>>29441158
During Sombra's reign Pokemon Go was the hot new thing, so there was a mass migration of children to Canterlot because there were better Pokemon there.

When the Crystal Empire got warped out of time or wherever it went to, it had no children, and all the parents that got kicked out of the time stream for a bit are still trying to get over their collective loss of children so they can make more to repopulate the Empire.

>>29441165
you would be after enslavement

>>29444289
Since Sombra seems to be into stallions, I'm sure they stopped caring about mares after some years.

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>>29441627
>implying she has a choice

>>29441158
Thousand years of banishment.

>>29444289
Yeah, I mean, look at the state of England right now.