Homo Horse Hangout

>>29436315
this thread is unmeasurably gay because it's about and contains homosexual equines

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>>29436315
showering stallions are best stallions

gay

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Horse butts.

>>29436330
you're gay

Gonna repost a thing from a different thread. For context: the protagonist is Anonpone and he lives with the human Wonderbolts on Earth. Spitfire is basically his owner.

>>29436379
>You didn't know Lightning Steak very well
>Most of your time was spent with Spitfire or Soarin, so you never really got acquainted with the Wonderbolts that they didn't spend time around
>Lightning stumbled across you while you were waiting outside Spitfire's office for her to finish a meeting and led you away with carrots, so apparently you're going to get to know him now
>First thing you've noticed is that he's a nervous wreck
>Every time you cross paths with another person, he stammers out some lie about Spitfire telling him to take you for a walk, or feed you, or give you a bath, or whatever
>It's starting to make you nervous too
>Where is he taking you?
>His room, it turns out
>"H-here we are, little guy! Me casa, su casa! Heh..."
>You step into the room and take a look around as he shuts the door behind you
>...and locks it
>You're starting to wonder if you've made a greivous miscalculation
>He kneels down to your level and gently pets you
>"...you hungry boy? You want a snack?"
>Well if he's got snacks, he's fine by you
>He sits down on the edge of his bed and grabs a jar of peanut butter of his headboard
>Unscrewing the cap, he holds it out for you to sniff, but he pulls it away before you can dig in
>"Smells good, huh?"
>You frown and step forward, maneuvering in between his open thighs and reaching for the jar
>"W-woah, hah, just hold your horses for a second!"
>Goddamn it
>He sticks a finger into the jar and scrapes some of the paste of the side before offering it to you
>"Here you go, buddy..."
>You happily start licking the peanut butter off his fingertip
>You eat food out of people's hands all the time, so it isn't all that odd
>The peanut butter is somewhat resistant to your licks, so you wrap your lips around his finger and gently suckle and lick the last of it away
>As you finish, you look up at Lightning and pause
>His face is flush, and his breathing is a bit erratic
>"Y-you really like peanut butter, huh?"

>>29436385
>You suddenly feel a bit uncomfortable and pull off his finger
>Why's he acting so weird? What's going on?
>He scratches behind your ear with one hand while setting the jar back on his headboard with the other
>"Well, we've got plenty of peanut butter left, little guy."
>He sounds excited
>That's probably not a good sign
>He reaches down and starts to unfasten his belt
>Oh dear
>His hands work slowly as he unfastens the various buttons and zippers on the front of his pants, but soon enough his erect dick is standing proud in front of you
>He scootches forward, his thighs filling in the periphery of your vision
>The pungent aroma of cock fills your nostrils as he reaches for the jar once more
>You glance back at the locked door and note the lack of accessible windows
>...you can't exactly tell him you don't want to do this without blowing your cover...
>...and you don't want to bite him or anything....
>He seemed like a nice enough guy, when he's not about to fuck your mouth
>You look back up to him as he looks contemplatively into the jar
>"I'm going to have to buy another jar of peanut butter after this..."
>He lowers the opening of the jar to the head of his dick and slowly pushes down
>"Oh wow, that feels weird."
>He twists it back and forth a few times before pulling it off, leaving a generous coating behind
>The smell of peanuts disguises his masculine scent as he points his tip at your lips
>"B-bon appetit, buddy!"
>Oh, fuck you
>You steel your resolve as you tentatively lick a bit of butter off his head
>He rewards your efforts with a little scratch behind the ear
>You stare up into his eyes as you move down his shaft and begin running your tongue along the side
>Your soft, dainty licks aren't particularly stimulating, nor are they effective at removing the peanut butter
>He remedies the situation by gently pushing his tip into your mouth
>You let it sit there for a second before you decide to just go for it and push all the way down to his base

>>29436389
>"O-oh fuck~"
>His hand moves to grab the back of your head, but he decides against it and just gets a fistful of sheets instead
>Your muzzle is able to fit his dick fairly comfortably
>You focus on the taste of peanut butter as you begin to gently suckle on his length
>You're just getting a snack
>A snack that just happens to be slathered on a cock
>His fingers drag through your mane, and you look back up to him
>He's panting
>"You're doing great, boy..."
>The fact that he's enjoying this so much actually puts you at ease a bit
>You drag your lips back to his head before pushing back down to his base
>He moans
>The fastest way out of this situation is if he...
>...finishes...
>as soon as possible
>You start to slowly bob your head back and forth along his shaft, suckling and licking the whole while
>He wasn't expecting that
>"Oh jeez, fuck, shit-"
>You silence him by hilting him in your muzzle and sliding your tongue out to lap up a bit of stray peanut butter off his balls
>"W-where did you learn to-ngh..."
>Your inexperienced technique was apparently too much for him, as he grips the back of your head, buries his dick in your mouth, and...
>...finishes...
>After waiting a few seconds for everything to finish coming out, he withdraws from your muzzle
>You mostly just taste peanut butter, but every now and again you get a brief hint of saltiness and bitterness
>you kinda liked it
>You manage to swallow the lump of now extra-creamy peanut butter as Lightning Streak leans back to bask in the afterglow
>Your sensitive pony ears pick up the sound of a key in a lock as he sighs in pleasure
>"Oh man, that was...You were-"
>The door swings open, cutting him off
>"Sorry to barge in on you, people said they saw you with-"
>He freezes like a deer in the headlights, and you turn to Spitfire
>There are steaks of peanut butter on his dick, as well as all over your lips and muzzle
>"...This isn't what it looks like..."

>>29436339
More

>>29436315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs

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>>29436394

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>>29436394

Pastebin?

>>29437596
Here you go:
http://pastebin.com/u/thatguywiththeface
I'm already listed on the /hhh/ pastebin because I wrote a story last year about Anon getting fucked by Starswirl the Bearded, but that story and the peanut butter story are the only gay things in the Pastebin.

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>tfw no friends you can chill with, play vidya and fuck butts.

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is there any green of Guyra cumming in Anon?

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>>29439198
there's an unfortunate lack of Guyra content in general.

>>29439340
If Lyra's fancanon is an obsession with human hands, would Guyra be obsessed with human feet?

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>>29439394
apparently an artist already made the joke there.

>>29439410
/r/ing green of guyra forcing anon to jack him off with his feet

>>29439410
>>29439394

fucking footfags, r63 is just gender swapped, nothing else so guyra is still obsessed with hands.

Finished the first duo animation- very lewd inbound!

http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/157047227197/got-a-chance-to-animate-both-of-these-guys

>>29436394
I remember this, that was a good thread

The team mascot is a horny lil shit

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what stallions do you wish had more art /hhh?
for me it's Quarter Hearts, aka Link pony.

i now declare this thread the gayest thread on 4chan

>>29436315
HEY YOU GUYS, I WANNA TALK ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY, BUT I'M ALSO GAY, SO I'LL MAKE A GENERAL ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY, BUT ONLY FOR GAY PEOPLE

>>29441112
does thorax count? i was disappointed at the lack of thorax x spike porn.

>>29441112
Does Care Package also count?

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>>29441112

>>29440276
Very nice!!

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>>29441112
Sheriff Silverstar is an underrated horsebando

>>29441664
This wouldn't be necessary if you fucking retarded sperglords didn't lose your fucking shit when a lewd stallion was posted anywhere but inside it's own thread.
Kill yourself.

>>29440276
>not nearly enough (You)s
You deserve better, Sides. This thread is too shit for you.

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>>29441999
Wow, we're a containment thread on a containment board.

>>29441769
>>29442005
Thank you kindly~

>>29445132
"Caramel? Why are you eating ice cream in my cabinet?"
>"I'm just really sad, okay? I don't want anypony to see me drowning my sorrows in empty calories."
"...Isn't your dick cold?"
>"WHY DO YOU THINK I'M SAD!?"
"Okay, relax dude, just calm down alright?"
"...What are you reading?"
>"S-so uh, if you wanna help me out, maybe you can, uh, help me warm up?"
"Did you cut a hole in the bottom of that carton?"
>"Are you going to suck my dick or not? I've been waiting in here for almost an hour, my cock is like totally numb!"

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>>29445132
There's snow on the ground outside.
Let's get some cold crotches.

>>29438504
>tfw no friends to deliberately lose to knowing that they get top.

>>29446498
>Not distracting them by sucking their cock mid-game and making them lose

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we lacking a R63 version of this mare. come on guuuys.

>>29447352
>Not wanting to be bottom and rutted silly by your friend.

>>29448143
>>29447352

what if you're both bottoms and the loser has to top?

>>29448725
Double sided dildo, ass bumping party.

>>29448930

real cock that can cum inside you > fake plastic one

>>29448945
if you're both bottoms its the only way to have fun and still smoosh butts together.

>>29448956

Bottoms still have working cocks, we can take turns. Or even better, invite a top to come play with us.

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I want the retard horse to rut me

>>29448982
I just wanna smoosh butts with another bottom while we ride the same toy.

How many of you are actually gay? Or at least, actually want to be in a relationship with other male?

>>29449288

I'd at least want to try it once.

>tfw 26 KHV that still doesn't know if he's really gay or just so fed up with women I'd take anything at this point.

>>29449314
Pardon my newfaggotry, but:
>26 KHV
What?

>>29449340

KHV- kissless, hugless, virgin.

>>29449288
Gay-leaning bisexual, got my boyfriend into MLP.

>>29440276
(you)

>>29449349
Sorry to hear that

>>29449351
I see, do you pretend to get him into /mlp/, and finally into this general?

>>29449406
Nah, he thinks the fandom is gay as fuck.

>>29449419
He aint that wrong, tho.

>>29449438
Nope.

>>29449406

there's nothing to apologize for, I realize my entire fucked up and lonely life is 100% my fault.

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>>29436315
not enough gay Discord fics to be honest.

>>29449493
I can relate, glad I'm not the only one

>>29449532
>Anon fancies himself a lady's man
>Arriving in the alien world of Equestria is an opportunity to broaden his sexual horizons
>One problem:
>Everytime he successfully gets a mare into his bed, they reveal themselves to be Discord in disguise
>After many increasingly ridiculous cases of this, Anon angrily demands that he pack it in
>Nope, he finds this shit way too funny
>Discord makes it clear that if Anon wants to get laid, he's going to have to have his extradimensional cherry popped by him
>Anon is desperate enough to agree
>Cue magical, non-euclidean gay sex

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>>29449101
don't we all

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sleep tight poner

>>29450164
Why is he so perfect?

>>29441112
Thunderlane!

>>29450164

that ground doesn't look all that comfy, he deserves better.

I wish I could lay next to him

Some rumps for your viewing pleasure:
http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/157091375402/some-perspective-practice-whats-your-pick

>>29450605

Shiny, I simply love that horse more than anything in the world. Mac is not bad though.

>>29450574
He'd be such a great cuddler, too.
Just imagine the feeling of a big, warm stallion pressed against you, holding you close in his hooves.
Why can't he be real?

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Wait, what is the leather jacket made of?

>>29451209
Leather.

>>29451225
Kinky?

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Wild Shiny best horse.

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>>29450605
You are the fucking hero we needed. I wanna make them cum so bad.

>>29455107

who tops?

>>29455148
Anon, that's gay. They're just friends. Who occasionally cuddle and touch penises.

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Anyone knows who this extremely classy mofo is?

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>>29455148
They take turns.

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>>29455663
No, but he's a cutie pie

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>>29458025
I want Butterscotch to cum inside me

>>29458940

>tfw you will never power bottom Butterscotch into a drooling mess of stallion before finally hilting yourself and taking all of his pent up load.

>>29460452
Post more stallions with tentacles

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>>29460874
this is about the only other sfw stallion pic with tentas

Bamp

I don't have enough pictures of stallions so bump

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I shall bump with my ugly ass

>>29463930
That's a cute horse

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Shiny is lewdest horse.

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SLOPPY HORSIE KISSES

>You are Light Speed, a 21 year old farmhand with an infectious smile and the only talons in town!
>You thought you were a rarity like one of those comic book heroes until your Pegasus mother deemed you were old enough to know your father was a Griffon.
>Well, you suppose you're still a rarity. Asides from the golden talons, thick cat-like tail and slightly perkier ears you looked like any average Pegasus.
>Your coat was mint-colored and perhaps a touch fluffier than most, hiding what was otherwise a lean and toned body.
>Your windswept mane and wings were tinged with green, and always looked a little ruffled since you showered every day yet never had the urge to pick up a comb or brush. Towels were all you needed!

>You moved every three or four years because of your mother's job- apparently, she did something related to supervising recovery in towns that desperately needed the help due to severe weather.
>Blizzards ravaging villages in the north, terrifying typhoons on the coast, droughts in the midlands preventing any crops from growing...
>Who could blame you for just staying inside and reading as a colt?
>Sure, moderately sized towns and cities had the personnel to handle such problems on their own...
>The smaller villages weren't so lucky, though. They were the ones you and Mom went to.

>It was your freshman year of high school when you moved to a small farmer's village in the middle of nowhere. Couldn't have been more than 500 ponies making up the whole population!
>The town was... honestly much better off than most of the towns Mom worked in. Hot like nothing else, but ponies weren't overheating so long as they were smart.
>Supposedly this village was responsible for over half of Equestria's peaches, and the drought was going on for so long that the rest of the country was... Eh, it had something to do with supply and demand.
>This was the first town you were old enough to have to go to school, too. Before now you were perfectly content reading and watching from the comforts of your own room.
>It wasn't that you were asocial or anything, but ponies stared at your talons and tail enough times that Mom felt she needed to keep you sheltered.
>You always liked it, but respected Mom too much to ever object.

>Sure enough, high school was a breeze. You were given looks all the time, but none of them were dirty.
>This was a small town, and it didn't take too long for you or your mom to realize that everypony was staring out of curiosity and interest rather than scorn and contempt.
>A fair amount of your friendships started with ponies whom were shyly seeking an excuse for a neckrub, backrub or just a scratch behind the ears.
>You'd never say no, either. It was cute to see mares and stallions alike arch their backs, strain their necks or tilt their muzzles up and coo.

>The rest of your friends were made thanks to Hoofball, though.
>You were forced to wear the same goofy covers that griffons were required to when playing against ponies, but you still had something of an advantage thanks to your griffon-enhanced senses, strength and speed.
>Sure you weren't the most coordinated
>And your flight was anything but straight
>But somehow your team won the league your senior year!

>You still wear the Letterman's Jacket from that year every chance you get. It's cozy and keeps you warm on the outside just as much as the sentimentality keeps you warm on the inside.
>When you graduated school, you decided to stay in this small Peach farming town. Equestria's nightmarish Peach-deprived future was saved, so your mom had to move to the next unfortunate town.
>You're more than happy to spend nine hours a day helping the farmers out with miscellaneous tasks in exchange for keeping that comfy three-room house and free weekends.
>You almost never spend the weekends alone, one or two of your various high school friends always spending the night.
>You always had a blast- video games, TV, comics, food and Cider were a staple of all your sleepovers- but only your stallion friends come over now.
>For whatever reason, your mare friends would leave the morning after with looks of disappointment on their faces.
>You never understood why

>You've lived in this town long enough to get comfy with your routine.
>Long enough for your light and confident baritone voice to have a hint of the drawl everypony else in town spoke with
>Long enough to know every pony's name, and what they needed help with before they even asked.
>But not long enough to understand why your cutie mark was in the shape of a question mark.

>You wonder if this would be a good protagonist for a cute /hhh/ CYOA[/spoiler

>>29466558
Yes, please.

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>ywn wine and dine with the serpent

;_;

>>29466558
What sort of cyoa will it be? When are you planning to run it? Will there be lewd hoof holding?

Bump'd

>>29466558
CYOAs always end up convoluted and awful. Writing it out as normal greentext means you actually have a plan for it and it doesn't end up a mess. The idea's still good, though. Just take a little time to flesh out a plot instead of bending to the whim of the retards on the Internet (myself included) and letting the story go wherever.

>>29468733
I disagree, Stuck in the Middle with You was a fantastically well-written CYOA, until it died and never returned.

>>29466558
It's shit. Hippogriffs a shit. How this crap isn't regarded with the same disdain as alicorns and black and red oc's is beyond me. We have never even seen or heard anything about them being a thing in the show. Take your special snowflake oc and fuck off, you literal faggot.

Plus whenever I think hippogriff I think of that one guy who's always in pics with the grey totally-alpha-cunt-destroyer self insert piercing fag and who has that wierd neon blue knoted horse dick thing. That dick pisses me off. Fuck that guy.

I won't be participating.

>>29468756
>sloth never delivered

>>29468789
Oh, that son of a bitch. I think it's either dileak or ralek.

>>29468910
Raleks oc is a griffon tho, and doesnt have a neon blue dick.

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>>29468789
>that dick pisses me off
That was the second funniest thing I've read all day.

Take a bump

Bamping

this thread is hetero

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>rump

What toppings would your husbando order on their pizza?

>>29468733
>>29468756
Pretty much everyone that has that kind of opinion on CYOAs is thinking about the get quest shit that used to be the majority of it and never looked at anything else.

>Anal is terrible because all the anal porn I've ever looked at is scat!

>>29472159
>thinking about the get quest shit that used to be the majority of it and never looked at anything else
No, dumbass, it's because CYOAs do the opposite of everything that makes a story actually good. You know how a good story has a coherent plot without anything unnecessary thrown in to ruin continuity? You know what taking suggestions on where to take the story does? It's got nothing to do with your bullshit analogy, so fuck off back to ponychan. I don't want /hhh/'s comfyness ruined with a cancerous CYOA, and it's not because I hate them, it's because they always end up a convoluted mess with next to no storyline and every major plot point being executed by a bunch of autists on the Internet, surviving only because of a few inside jokes and the influence of the three people who actually care enough about it to reply to the author's desperate begging for suggestions on where to take a story that he's too stupid to write without outside influence.

>>29472497
Thanks for reinforcing my analogy.

>>29472514
Okay, retard. I'll try to use small words for you so you can understand what I'm saying. You're saying that I think CYOAs are terrible because all the CYOAs I've seen are terrible. But that's not true. Show me a "good" CYOA and I'll show you a sack of shit filled with edgy OCs that nobody cares about and a complete lack of a storyline. If you actually think CYOAs are good then I feel sorry for you.

>>29472497
>>29472565
It's time to calm down

>>29472609
I'm not gonna let this thread go to shit like /ccg/, tardy.

>>29472565
I understand what you're saying. You're saying the exact same thing as the first post I already commented on. And just like I said, you're partially right. There are a lot of quests like that, and they used to be the majority. They can also be fun in their own way, but generally aren't my cup of tea. As it is I doubt any CYOA I'd show you would be considered 'good' by you since you've already prejudged the entire medium, so there's no point in trying to convince you in particular of anything. It'd be like trying to convince a prose autist that any greentext is worth reading.

I'll still give you what you asked though, here's a few different quests that I found "good" in different genres:
https://www.anonpone.com/renne/
https://www.anonpone.com/fuck/
https://www.anonpone.com/anotherday/
https://www.anonpone.com/punishment/

Don't Fuck Up (/fuck) is the shortest if you want to fully read one to slam it properly instead of a five second skim.

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Bы знaeтe, y мeня ecть пeтyх, дa?

You know I have a cock, hmm?

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>>29465318
I want Coffee to force his tongue down my throat

I'll take this bump

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>tfw no Blitz bf

>>29473748
What's next? Holding your hand?

>>29449288
Gay sex is awesome, but so is straight sex. My girlfriend likes to sodomize me with a Gryphon toy.

>>29475538
>but so is straight sex
>My girlfriend likes to sodomise me with a toy meant to simulate cock
But what did he mean by this?

>>29475612

I'll take bait for 300 Alex.

>>29475612
It means I'm bisexual.

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Happy Valentines Day /hhh/

>>29475917
>bisexual
fucking disgusting

>>29475966
I EVEN HAVE SEX IN MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE LIGHTS OFF STRICTLY FOR PROCREATION!

>>29476064
My god you're a degenerate.

>>29473699
>You know, I have a chicken, yes?
>not "Tы знaeшь чтo y мeня ecть члeн, дa?"

>>29451197
because you're gay.

If you say happy valentines day then you're dead to me

>>29476762
Happy Valentines day anon, love you~

Bump, but also
Happy Valentines guys!

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>>29476846
Happy H&H day you homos, love you guys.

>>29477367
>tfw no bf

>tfw you'll never enslave Shining Armor, tie him up in the basement, and milk him thoroughly until he's begging for you to stop
>tfw you'd ask him for a nice sloppy blowjob, which he'd give, though it'd be halfhearted and inexperienced, nonetheless making you cum
>tfw you'd continue milking him anyway afterwards, because you're a sadistic piece of shit

Happy Valentine's, /hhh/!
Have some lewd stallion "wrestling"!
http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/157248345827/happy-valentines-heres-a-small-and-often

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>>29479195

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>>29479195
Thanks for the lewd and happy v-day

>>29477367
>tfw no bf
the day's almost over anon

>>29477367
poor lil' Braeby
I'd snuggle him if I weren't so repulsive it'd only make him more depressed

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>tfw no bf

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Hope you all had a nice Hearts and Hooves Day

I had a great coffee date with my horsebando

>>29482626
I aspire to be you someday, Little Buddy Anon.

Maybe even be WITH you. You looking for a qt 3dpd bf? You seen pretty comfy.

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what'd he do /hhh/?

>>29483848
How the fuck's he standing on a cloud?

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>>29482626
I read with my horsebando

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A literal chad thundercock.

>>29482218
>tfw you're a kissless virgin at the not so tender age of 28

It was never supposed to be this way. I was supposed to have found true love, lost my virginity and moved to another country that allows gay marriage by now. I was supposed to have a happily ever with a handsome dude.
This is definitely not how I imagined my life 10 years ago. If my old self knew all about this he would have killed himself immediately.

Bumpabumpbump

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Anyone on /hhh/ doing pony DnD?

>>29485766
>pony DnD
that sound like something only a nerd would play
details pls

>>29484381

I'm 26, almost 27 and a KHV as well. I also never expected to end up like this.

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>>29484381
>mfw I see how old you are
Damn nigga, you must know a lot about cars cuz you were there when they invented the wheel
Damn nigga, why are you afraid of boats? Cuz the last boat you were on was the Titanic
Damn nigga, you wrinklier than a grandma
How you get so fuckin old without turning to dust???

>>29486006
HAHAHAHAHHA OLDFAG

>>29454276
That horse needs a weener in him.

>>29484381

Why don't you come to America?
There's plenty of guys here that's be more than happy to hump your ass

>>29486767
>implying he's a bottom
Niggerfaggot

>>29487046
There's more than enough here willing you get their ass humped.

Bumpabumpbump

>>29483873
>those clippers
I hope that wasn't anywhere near Sunburst's beard.

I'm jealous of your dick

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>>29455688
>Dat fifth panel...

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>>29483873

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>>29483873
Let's trade tribute pics

>>29488427
This is so cute

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Best wizard

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>>29488427

It's my turn to bump

which greens have the most emotionally supportive and fulfilling relationships, and which ones are smut? I really need to hug someone right now, but I can settle for getting it vicariously through these loving stories.

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I bet my horsebando could beat yours in a fight

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>>29490388
On Pastebin
>kHMraGHW

This one's super comfy, and there's two followups.
one of them has sex in it

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well?

Bumpabumpbump

Bumpin'

>>29491083
I'd like to see the full comic, that's what.

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Yaharr

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>>29486021
>>29486340
>there are ancient dinosaurs here rapidly approaching wizardhood
>AND they're fags!
Ha! How have you guys failed so horribly?! It's so easy to get laid if you're gay, literally just bend over and you're get dicked!
But you losers have managed to get old and gross without ever seeing a penis!
TOP KEK

>>29491779
it's post 1335510 on the booru, but it's a straight comic. you probably wouldn't like it, considering where we are.

>>29492505

to be fair I'm am your typical neet manchild.

>>29493120

it appears that kek does not favor you.

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>>29493377
nice digits

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>>29493377
I want to be the pretty Russian stallion

>>29492505
>>29493071
>>29493092
>>29493110
>>29493120
Kill yourself.

>>29493407

I want to hack elections with Coffee Cream

>>29493407
It must really suck to be a gay in Russia.

>>29493808
I'll tell you this, at least we were lucky enough not to be born in Saudi Arabia :^)

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>>29493808
according to a friend I have in Russia. yes. and people get more homophobic every year.

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A rich doctor you say?

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>>29493377
>tfw no doubles
>tfw just troubles

>>29494492
For humans, but for gay horse it is very glorious

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It's shit color but I still like him.

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>>29493407
>>29493453

Pretty sure the nigga is from Ukraine.

>>29496613
But Ukraine is Russia now, Anon.

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good morning /hhh/

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Always good for a thread involving Shiny...

>>29494876
He is a rich doctor
He see a pretty mare
and he cocked her
he see a fucking fag
and he socked him
doctor hates gays
he punch them everydays
they say they want a anal
he give them euthanasia

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>>29497563
Good morning, homos. How's everyone?

>>29497967
Still forever alone

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>>29498588
You'll find your special someone someday, anon

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>>29497563
sup

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>>29436315
bump with rump

>>29498588
Just kys

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>>29499954

>>29497967
Gayer than ever, dude.

>>29498809
Where do people even go to find this stuff anyway? I feel like I've been all over and It never matters what I do or where I go.
>inb4 not /adv/

>>29501492
bars mostly
but any place where people congregate is acceptable too
don't be afraid to put yourself out there

>>29501492
What do you mean anon? Where do people go to get a qt bf?

>>29501562
Yes.
>>29501557
I feel like I've been everywhere, pubs, club, shops, cinema, restaurant, theatre.

>>29502072
I met my bf through this place. Dating sites aren't a bad option either. It's not easy, but it's worth it

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>>29501562
>pic related

>>29502144
That's a load of horse shit. I've been myself for 23 years have no friends, no relationship and my parents hate me.

>>29502072
I don't know what to tell you then
maybe try volunteering or something that puts you close to other people like a community theater group or a sport if that's your thing

>>29502284
No, it's not but thanks for trying.

>>29502455
well then what do you like to do
if you don't mind my asking

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>>29436315
Didn't think I would post this story, but content is content, right? It's horribly kinky Mac/Shining. Read at your own risk~

http://pastebin.com/XWS1MDZ7

Is there any green of Anon being Guyra's bottom?

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good night /hhh/

Welp, I just had gay Pont sex on sl I blame you fuckers. On a side note, will puking make me feel less drunk

>>29504651
If you fucked drunk, I can guarantee you'll regret it when you're sober later.

Which stallion would make the best slave?
Which one would you most want to have as your slave?
Would you prefer a subby little slave stallion that obeys you unquestioningly, or a defiant and fierce bucking bronco that you have to break harshly before having your way with him?
What kind of depraved acts would you force your little stallion slave into once he's compliant?

>>29504968
Shining Armor. I want him to fight me, hard. I want to dominate the shit out of him, force his muzzle into the bed as I roughly take him from behind. I want to feel his ponut clench tightly around me as he grits his teeth, trying not to cry out. I want to whip him with a riding crop to feel him clench even tighter in reflex every time the leather makes contact with a deafening SNAP! I want to see the shame on his face as he eventually spills out of his sheath and becomes engorged, slapping against his belly and eventually cumming just from the sensation of being fucked.

Then I want to gently cuddle him afterward and make sure he's okay, and that he liked it and I wasn't too rough with him. Then fall asleep spooning him, rubbing his tummy and nibbling on his ear while fondling his spent sack.

>>29504968
Pretty sure most of the fags in this thread would rather be the slave to the stallion. Most of us are subby bottoms.

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>>29505022

Working on some lewd tests!
http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/157387756722/working-on-a-method-of-giving-some-heft-to-some-of

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>>29505110
sides, you're based. don't ever stop being amazing.

>>29505612
Thanks! I'm just trying to think of what to do with this kind of thing. Someone suggested a pokemon-amie kind of thing? Where you can poke and prod your horsebando?

>>29505110
I love how you made the ballsack so squishy sides, U N F ~

>>29502204
bee the u that everyone likes, numbnuts

>>29505042
Which is why most of the content is garbage to read here if you're a top

>>29505911
Thank god I'm a switch, though.

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>>29505927

>>29505945
:^)

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>>29505947

>>29440276
Oh boy, this is very nice. Where has this thread been for all my life?

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>>29504968
This little nigga. Look at him. He's scared. He doesn't know what's gonna happen, but he has a good idea. He has to learn that he can't resist me. He has to learn that he doesn't want to. I want him to beg me for my touch. To plead for me to make him feel good. That terror in his eyes you see now? He will cry for me to do to him what he once so feared. And I will. I'll make him cum again and again. He'll be my little pony. My little cock to suck, my little mouth to kiss, my little ass to fuck. My little cutie. MINE. And he'll love it as much as I love him.

>>29436315
degenerate thread

What if femanon seduced your horsebando first?

>>29506093
Sharing is caring.

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>>29506093
kill her.

its the only way.

>>29506168
But that would make horsebando hate you

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>>29506093
cuck the shit out of her.

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>>29506093
She will do no such thing

>>29506174
but i just removed a blood sucking parasite from his life.

>>29506184
Meh, it's not like can knock her up. He could just ditch her whenever he wanted anyway.

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>>29506192
I'd still kill her. she shouldnt be allowed to even come close to my horsebando.

>>29506184
But what if he was a normie and didn't think that?

>>29506175
But what if it's literally just sex, like he fucks your ass and then leaves to go back to Femanon.

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>>29506244
hard to leave to go back when he's been fucked into a puddle of ecstacy and can barely hobble from the rough anal followed by tender loving blowjob.

>>29498588
I-I'd be yours anon....

>>29506251
>fucked into a puddle of ecstacy and can barely hobble from the rough anal followed by tender loving blowjob.
This, combined with the picture, is incredibly lewd.

>>29506251
>implying you wouldn't just bottom for him

>>29506429
Being forever alone together does sound nice

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>>29506574
If you really want to my email is [email protected], I'll give you the rest of my contact information if u contact me there.

>>29506601
Good goy, never reproduce

>>29506601
I was half joking, but I think I'll hit you up when I'm back at my computer

>>29506251

That sounds like a pleasant way to spend the afternoon. I like the way you think, anon.

>>29509398
>>29510545
Sunburst a cute.

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>>29510551
Sunburst a best

>>29510563
I would eat his ass so hard.

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>>29510575
>tfw you'll never eat his ass until he's crying for release
>you'll never suck his cock until he's spouting a constant stream of precum afterwards
>you'll never fuck him until he has the best orgasm of his life

>>29510575
What if he doesn't do a good job of wiping and is dirty back there?

>>29510845
So much the better.

>>29510850
>scatfags

>>29510850
>>29511034
Now that's what I call shitposting.

>>29511034
Horse shit is about as unoffensive as it gets when it comes to scat. As such, it wouldn't be a big deal if a pony stallion had less than perfect hygiene. It's really nowhere near as bad as human or other carnivores.

>>29511088
It's still shit, and thus I wouldn't want to fucking taste it

>>29511104
How can you say you love him if you can't even eat his poo?

>>29437646
I just read Pet Roseluck, and it's the best thing on the planet, and I love you.

More prodding testing!:
http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/157418424707/the-last-test-was-pretty-well-received-so-i-did-a

>>29513254
yeet

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I come bearing sock stallions

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He's gay for you

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>>29513254

>>29513254
Must. Not. Click.

>>29506168
>>29510563

I was told to come here and now I'm gay.

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>>29516820

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>>29516863

>rump on your face

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>>29517406

>>29516863
>>29516896
Who's Noah?

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>>29517418

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>>29517971

>>29514855
>>29514850
>>29514843
>>29514833
>>29514825
These remind me of those magical girl anime transformation sequences

>>29517985
>tfw no penis to suck and no butt to fuck

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>>29520894
>tfw

>>29519227
Sombra looks too canine in this, it's sort of off-putting.

Would you the Prince of the Night?

>>29524041
I think if you R63 it then Luna is best princess, yes.

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>>29524090

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>>29524041
>>29524090
>>29524862
I want to serve him

>tfw ywn forcibly have your face trapped inbetween your horsebando's big, fat, musky, sweaty asscheeks for hours on end while having your dick teased by another stallion

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>>29525197
>another stallion

>tfw you will never gay the horse butt

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>>29524865

>you will never milk his 1000 year pent up load into your ass.