would you eat a pone?

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I did.
It wasn't bad...like very lean beef.

>>29423958
I'm in the mood for a starlight burger right about now

>>29423938
>typical crappy food from the netherlands.

>>29423938
Yeah but it would have needed to die from being euthanized.

>>29423938
I already have, it's nice, salty

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Of course I would eat out a pony

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All joking aside, a colt/filly steak is one of the best thing to eat if done right. I've had plenty back in my home country and I always have some when I go back to visit.

That said, I have been disappointed by a horse burger (worst thing I've ever eaten) and a horse stew isn't anything special either.

>>29424065
What about an executed criminal?

>Celestia learns humans are omnivores
>You've been on Equestrian welfare since you got to Happy Horse World
>She offers you a job;
"You'll be my Royal Executioner."
"As a bonus, after you behead a convict you get to keep and eat the body."
>Do you take the job?

>>29424210
Depends how healthy the usual criminals are

>>29424172

assburgers

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>>29423938
Yeah
I'd drink pony milk too

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>>29424233
>tfw you will never drink her milk

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>>29424233

This makes more sense now.

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>>29423938

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>>29424220
>healthy the usual criminals are
I figure Equestria keeps prisoners pretty healthy.
At least as healthy as farms keep animals in human world.

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Who here wouldn't eat this pony?

>>29424210
>You can't believe it.
>You took the job.
>It was your first day and you've dispatched of two ponies.
>You didn't want to know what terrible things they've done deserve execution.
>You could see them now with their horns broken and their cutie marks burned off.
>They were blank slates, completely stripped of what made them who they were.
>You were there to deliver the final blow. Perhaps at that point, you were putting them out of their misery.
>These thoughts are shaken from your mind as you reach your front door.
>This is the first taste of meat you will have gotten in 7 months, look alive!
"WE GOT STEAK TONIGHT BRO!"
>"Where do you get meat from in a land of sentient animals?" asks Incognito.
"Don't worry about it."
>"Did you "accidentally" kill one of AJ's cows again?"
"I said don't worry about it!"

>>29424444
Thanks to this picture I'll imagine my next hot dog talking to me in Rarity's voice as I eat it

>>29423938
Yea. I had horse before, it was nice. I'd try a pone.

>>29424444
Reminder that Rarity is wurst pony.

>>29424233
Frogs, you gotta help us out...