Would you carrot her?

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>>29423420
Hell yeah I would! She is a sweet and pretty pony!

Carrot isn't a verb

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>>29423420
I'd rather stick her.

>>29423536
I'd noun her so good she wouldn't be able to walk straight for a month.

Id plant my carrot in her. If you know what I mean.

>>29423565
Anon, mare vag is not a suitable place to grow vegetables. The pH balance is all wrong.
I recommend the ponut instead.

>>29423420
Would I... Would I what? "Carrot" her? Can "carrot" even be used as a verb?

>>29423585
>The pH balance
Shouldn't that be hP, for "horsepussy"?

>>29423624
>ph balance

Its short for ponut hole anon.

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>>29423420
Oh, I would, twice a day, at least

>One of her favorite things: picking her up when she's doing some minor stuff around the house, then gently propping her on a table and begin eating her out while also caressing her and rubbing her ears
>After her third or fourth orgasm, when she's a proper blubbering mess of blissful pone, only then does the real carroting begins
>And so it goes on: steamy, messy lovemaking, for at least 40 minutes every session
>If only a day lasted a whole week's time

>>29423420
I would definitely cuddle her, that's for sure. Define "carrot"

>>29423420
I think the anon who ate his carrot dildo would.

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>>29424244
Fucking UNF. I'd totally pleasure her.

Also:
https://derpibooru.org/1238147?q=artist%3Apusspuss%2C+golden+harvest

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>>29424831
Poor poner, so eager to please and be pleased, and yet she only has her beloved carrots to aid her in the task

Ah, but when she gets to know the magic hiding in those dexterous hands Anon has! The soft, warm fingers that can so nicely reach all the right spots and stretch her depths in ways she could only dream of, for what feels like an eternity, gently slithering inside, making little circles, or pumping in and out while bending and wiggling...

And then, when she's well off-guard, another hand manages to slip under her chin, gently scratching and grabbing and doing all those weird things they can do, slowly trailing down her neck and chest, providing not only a welcome sense of comfort, but also a strange, childish joy that seems to almost put her in a trance

Indeed, wonderful little things, those hands. Whether in, or outside the bedroom...or kitchen, or living room, or maybe the garden, even

>>29423420
Healthy earth pony mare.

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I want to hold her all night after helping her on her farm all day.

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>>29427059
...Are you the one, very occasional Carrot Top waifufag?

>>29423420
I'd plant my seed in her garden.

>>29423420
I want her to be carrotted

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>>29428015
No. I just really, really like this pony.

>>29423420
Does se even have any stories?

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>>29430793
Oh, I see

Nice to know she has at least a couple fans

>>29431980
Way back in S1 there were some, although I can't even remember anymore, and her pairing/shipping with Derpy must've produced at least a few more stories

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Carrot Top is best poner for carrotting

>>29423420
If I did she wouldn't carrot all.

>>29433051
>lesbian shipping
I can get people like to see different stuff once in a while, but I'd like some simple non-shipping stuff.

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>>29434025
Indeed!

>>29435433
Ah, sorry. I don't know any fics featuring her, although surely fimfiction has at least a few decent ones that you'd like

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Carrot Top? More like Carrot Top Cute! Am I right?
Please kill me

>>29435433
>>29436247

Here's a set of fimfiction stories starring Carrot Top:

http://louderyay.blogspot.com/2017/01/ponyfic-roundup-142-carrot-top-edition.html

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Bumpity

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>>29438359
Thanks!

>>29439260
Filename should be in cruise control

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Would you carrot her if she had >no hooves?